The king of /tv/ has never been wrong
Armond "always right" White
what was his review of snyder's version?
>>219469773it was based kino
>>219469653not enough homoerotiscism for Armond, and this is not a joke
>>219469653Based and truthpilled.
>>219470682Cope
>>219470968Armond is openly homosexual and basically trolls the outlet he writes for by consistently putting out positive reviews for gay european arthouse movies, this is a fact and you can check that yourself by going to his RT page or National Review page and scrolling a bit.
>>219471035Nobody cares about those movies. We care about the American Hollywood movies he reviews and his reviews are based.
>>219471100He likes Snyder slop for the same reasons he likes gay movies, buff Cavill and Affleck make his zesty pp hard.
>>219469653Both got Superman wrong
>>219471035"trolls" is a stretch, that entire site is filled with zesty ass niggas with gay book reviews. they love him, because he's "one of the good ones" (gay AND black), the right loves nailing certain stuff on the checklist just as much as the left
>>219471167If you ever go to the comment section it's alwasy filled with confused boomers. I remember Armond shitting on Princess Bride and the boomers in the comments were acting like they're about to drive up to his home and set up a burning cross in the yard kek.
>>219469653Superman doesn't need to be elevated, he needs to be portrayed faithfully on screen. How can you "banalize" (gay word) a magical man in blue underwear, it's inherently a children's character.
>>219471234lmao
He was so wrong on The First Cow that it opened my eyes to how much of a contrarian hack he is.He reads the mainstream consensus, takes up the opposite view, and adds some culture war angle to launder his position as incisive iconoclasm and not merely hating what's popular. With this method, he gets it right by accident fairly often. But it's just an accident.
>>219471240Except Gunn got Superman completely wrong. Dude can literally take over the Earth whenever he wants to but Gunn has him getting him beat up and nearly assraped left and right. Fuck that it's fucking lame and all of his the goofy shit makes it doubly worseGunn Superman is for literal fags that dream about getting assraped.
>>219469773>Best Movies of the Decade>Man of Steel (2013) Because Zack Snyder’s attempted epic of D.C. Comics films turned Hollywood’s worst commercial tendencies into astonishing reconsiderations of myth and beauty, I’ve dubbed him ZSnyder (in memory of the 2016 passing of Vilmos Zsigmond, groundbreaking cinematographer of the ’70s). ZSnyder’s first Superman film holds up over repeated viewings as the decade’s most daring and unparalleled expression of our moral and aesthetic needs.>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) ZSnyder transforms comic-book gimmickry and graphic-novel potential into a powerful ethical query.
>>219471513How based can one man be? Truly the king of /tv/.
>>219471331He was more honest before National Review, I think NR mandates he puts certain shit in reviews. Reminder that Armond was not a chud before, he wrote for gay journals and just like Christian elements culturally / aesthetically. But he wrote too many uncomfortable, dissenting reviews for outlets that were too big and ended up being blacklisted by the industry around the same time moder culture war shit started spiraling. This left him with the only option of writing for a conservative outlet which positioned itself as opposition in the battle with "cancel culture".
>>219471470Superman faces Superman-level threats all the time, that's why he is so important. Do you think the comics are full of him stopping robberies or rescuing kidnap victims? He's not Batman. No one wants to watch a movie without conflict or with characters who are narratively invulnerable. That's not a film. That's a kid playing on the playground.
armond white is the best movie critic because you know he exists and wait to read his opinion, which is ultra rare in this day and age.
>>219469653the strangest troll of all time
>>219471698Kek. These posts are better than anything Rian Johnson ever did.
>>219471706But Snyder pulled off everything you claim can't be done. Like no way would the Mother Boxes sit in hiding for literal millennia waiting for Gunn Superman to finally die before making a move. Because Gunn Superman isn't a threat to anything. Gunn Superman isn't a threat to a wet paper bag. He's just another guy that's pretty strong and can fly. It's fucking lame.
>>219471698Only time this faggot was funny.
>>219469653What is his take on Super Mario Galaxy?
>>219469653Love Sneeder.
