um..third times the charm! right nintenbros?
>>219471769>As of April 5, 2026, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has grossed $208 million in the United States and Canada, and $181 million in other territories, for a worldwide total of $389 million. Produced on a budget of $110 million, the film is currently the third-highest-grossing film of 2026 and the highest-grossing animated film of the year; the film also set the record for the biggest global opening at the box office in 2026.
>>219471970Now adjust for inflation.
>>219471970Who cares tendie. Your movie sucks.
>>219471970I hope it dethrones furfagtopia2
>>219471769ofc, since the third will feature best girl
>>219472032is this the "per capita" for any /tv/ review?
>Who cares tendie. Your movie sucks.
Sonic chads can't stop winning.
Why is /tv/ always so wrong? It's like only cynical assholes that doesnt even watch movies post here
>>219473561CGI children's films basically print money no matter what. picrel.https://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchise/fr759664389/>thing:/>thing, gamer:O
>>219473407>is this the "per capita" for any /tv/ review?This isn't the conspiracy board, poltard.
>>219471769Critics seething over this movie and sperging about it being the "death of cinema" confuse me because where was this outrage 10 years ago when all the studios started churning out franchisebait slop? Where was the outrage then?
>>219473876>2016life was still good that year, but we also happened to get the orange retard that year, movies didn't matter, no one gave a fuck, hence no outrage
>>219471769Oh no, not the critics reviews of children's slop
>taking Rotten Tomatoes scores as indicative of anything ever
>>219473876It is very performative, it's because these critics would rather be reviewing gay arthouse films where two black women eat pudding for two hours. It's just video game movies are more acceptable for them to let their true feelings be known
>>219471769Dont care. Reddit loved it.
>>219471769My 4 year old liked it.
>>219473534>no billieLol
>>219475897No I didn’t *shits diaper*
>>219472032I mean it's bad these days, but I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have a significant effect on the other movies released earlier in 2026. He didn't say anything about all time records
>>219475950artistic integrity over profit.they fully realised my favourite Sonic the Hedgehog character, G.U.N. Commander.
>>219471769third sonic movie was 10x better than marioi could not believe on how bad it wasalso hate how much of a cuck mario is, sonic actually is allowed to be both a hero and a badass, but also to clown around
still the champ
>>219471769so each movie they will cram more and more shit into it.Doesn't it ultimately mean Smash Bros movie eventually won't feel anything special because mario movie has already crammed half the things into it?
>>219475036go back to your shithole site
>>219471769How many of those reviews are from children?
>nintoddlers
>>219477135I'm not sure what I'm looking at, but it looks cursed
>>219473833Learn to read you dumb faggot.
>>219477189It's a bath bomb you disgusting unwashed brownoid faggot.
>>219473365Imagine how little relevance Mario and Luigi are gonna have in the third movie when they have to share the screentime with 3 super special girlboss princesses.
Dont care just want top gun space animal edition hopefully animated like his intro scene
I watched Sonic 2 in theaters with a friend, and we both agreed that it fucking sucked
>>219471769These movies would be marginally better if Wario were part of the main cast.>>219477135>TikTok woman aborts a Yoshi by cracking its egg insider her bathtubGrim.
>>219477302you're either over 14 or under 30. suck my dick.
>>219473561>illumination leeching off of a popular videogame franchise while miyamoto takes his blood money
Sex with Rosalina
>>219478564I always thought blood money meant people died for it, not they made a cartoon you didn't like
>>219471769I don't think a 3rd movie will do better than Galaxy. Galaxy had the Rosalina boost and those people won't come back for the Dasiy movie, they'll just wait for streaming to see Rosalina's scenes, if any.
millennial uncslop movie
>>219477189it's a bath bomb, but somebody had the brilliant idea to make the inner core tint the water red and on top of that have a malformed flower power up that looks more a fetus than what it is actually suppose to be.The ice flower power up version at least looks better.
>>219471769Fuck you, segafag!
>waited until today to take my daughter because I'm a cheap fuck>missed all the threads Oh well we liked it
>>219471769Nintendo is now and always has been evil shit and the blight of video games and tec and it's brand lotyayalists are some of the biggest cancer on the internets. Peak normie single mom brainlet crossed with the troon pedos they turn their kids into.
>>219482556No your forced spam did not mean anyone liked it. It just made even more anons hate you faggots.
>>219476760>artistic integrity over profit.It's Sonic on a boring grey Earth rather than his home planet.
>>219482556there was not a lot of discussion regarding a movie for babies
>>219474053>>219471769>>219473561
>>219471769Already forgot about this movie completely. It had zero fucking plot or character development. Bowser was the character who showed the most emotion and it was just him going back to being evil.
>>219487296The first movie had an extremely basic story that was still dumb at parts but wasn't particularly offensive for a kids movie. This was just a mess where the writers couldn't or didn't want to make a coherent plot so they just shoved in a shit ton of memberberries for the 30+ tendie faggots to basedface at.
>>219471970Why do chuddies have such low media literacyIf a movie is successful doesn't mean it's goodIf a movie is loved by many doesn't mean it's goodThe only good metric is the critics'. Trust the science chuddies.
>>219473365She's just going to be a bitchier Movie Peach. Fucking Rosalina was more like Game Peach in this movie, that's fucking awful.
>>219474053They are right, thoughPeople only like this movie because it has Robin Williams in it
>>219471769You know what I don't? Care.
>>219471769does birdo get her slutty mouth fucked, or not?
>>219492011The conservative view is that white men = good.They didn't like the first one because Peach was a "girlboss." Somehow, despite her being even more of a tumor on this movie, Galaxy is considered "based" on the whole because it's subversive in a way that is a detriment to another woman (Rosalina) I wouldn't be suprised if Drinker didn't even see PHM.
