Is there ANY way whatsoever you can get out of this situation alive?
Yeah.
>>219472045Just carry a pocket knife, like any man should. If you can't cut the wire, then use it to destroy the mechanism.
have wire cutters in your pocket
Just relax, smile, and ask her
>>219472045I carry a leatherman
Carry a swiss knife with a wire cutter
A motor that small(and working on a tiny battery wouldn't be able to do that
Movie?Also, why go through all of this trouble and not just shoot him?
That device would not be able to choke you or cut your head off.
>>219472172Apparently people really call those that. It's a multitool. Looked at a dude at work like he had two heads when he asked me to get his for him.
>>219472045I always carry a multitool on me specifucally for this reason.
>>219472246The Counselor
>>219472045I would listen to what they had to say.
just wear a gorget
>>219472045What a rotten way to go.
>>219472045Jam the motor with your hair
>>219472256>>219472233Wrong
Remember it's not a real thing and keep walking
>>219472810>and keep walkingand then you realize you're now in the astral plane and you see your old physical vehicle missing its head
>>219472448The only right answer
>>219472045I don't think so, you're fucked.
>>219472045Just B.E. yourself
>>219472045couldn't they have just shot him instead
>>219472045is that brad pitt?
>>219473917That would make too much of a scene and cause a mess
>>219473917do you have any idea how much hearing damage everyone would sustain?
>>219472314It's a brand name, like how people say kleenex for tissue or in some regiins say Coke to mean any soda.
>>219474003With a suppressor ofc, dummy! They just go pfiu and no one even notices.
>>219472246His punishment had to be more severe
If you happened to have wire cutters or like a swiss army knife with fold-out clippers or something
>>219472045I am aware of all threats around me
>>219472314nigger no one but you and other AIDS-ridden fags would think of a leather-clad muscle man when hearing "leatherman"
i wear heather grey T-shirts in the summer. i can get out of anything.
>>219474189>newfriend doesn't recognize a meme>peppers his post with naughty words to fit inoh, the irony!
>>219472045Yeah, you pull out your gun and you shoot the deviceIt'll break and you will stop being decapitated. You'll probably have some hearing damage in your ear but it's better than dying
>>219474318I've been here for nearly 20 years and noLike I said, "leatherman" is a brand name that has existed for probably like a centurysorry that the asian guy in leather meme passed me by
>>219474189Actually, mother fucker, I thought he said Letterman, and thought he wanted me to get David Letterman. We were in the middle of the ocean. I did have a signal on my phone. There were layers to it.
>>219474543>diddidn't*
thirdies and yuros dont know what a leatherman is kek
>>219474189nta but I thought of a leather worker.
>>219472045do a somersault forward really fast
How is a ladder gonna help in that situation?
>>219474189why would anyone think a 'leather man' referred to a metal tool?>uh oh this door is locked, let me just jam my greasy hard daddy-dick into the keyhole>omg get your mind out the gutter, it's what everyone calls a skeleton key
>>219478794A skeleton key?Why would anyone use a bone to open a door? Even if it's a small bone it would be better to use a tool of some kind.
>>219474189FUCK YOU LEATHERHEAD!
>>219472045Realistically speaking he fucked him over pretty good with the initial yank to tighten it. If he removes his hands to grab some kind of multitool the contraption will instantly tighten and he will loose the slack he needs to slip something underneath it, so anything you do has to be done with a single hand while maintaining tension with the other to buy yourself time, or it has to be something that you can do from outside the wire. and the odds of you realizing the severity of the situation, getting over the initial panic and managing to successfully operate a tool one handed seem pretty slim. I think your best bet would be to compromise the motor, dumping water in it or trying to jam it. Keep in mind you have less than 60 seconds to do anything.
>>219472408Wait really? That's metal af. You fags told me the counselor was shit
>>219479137I think even less than that. Maybe 20 seconds. The initial tightening already is enough to prevent it from coming off so it's only inches that the machine needs to slowly reel in. Unless he can get the tool and snip it within 5-10 sec he's toast.
>>219472045When I walk I'm constantly doing 360's and side eye-ing people.The minute someone comes within 2.5m then I back up against the closest wall (I rarely move 1m away from whatever vertical cover is around me).I've lived my entire life and never once had this happen to me.Don't worry or stress about it, just do what I'm saying and you'll live a happy life.
>>219472045Just cut it with a pocket knife
>>219479174It's a shit movie with some good ideas
>>219480012Honestly I think even regular keys would make it snap. Depends on how many times the steel wire was folded though.
Carry diamond embedded pliers, those will surely cut the cable
>>219473917They could have. But anyone could do that. They preferred to make people suffer horribly as an example
>>219472045That little moment where he laughs is great
>>219472256Stupid to use real world logic and physics to discredit a scifi object from a movie
>>219472144
No! Not the spicy hoop! How could you do this to me cartel?? How could you give me the spicy hoo--ACK!!
>>219474187ORIGAMI
>>219472045Realize this is so unrealistic that it's laughable and you're just in a shitty movie. The device and men who attached it immediately poof out of existence.
>>219480012In a little less than 30 seconds the wire became so tight he couldn't remove his fingers anymore. And if you removed one of your hands to get the pocket knife, that time is going to be cut even shorter since there will be less tension on the wire. even if you managed to gather your bearings and not panic, you would have to open the pocket knife with a single hand and hopefully still have enough slack to slip the blade in and turn it so the blade was facing the wire. a tall ask for at most 20-30 seconds.
>>219474189based newfag
>>219474394>I've been here for six gorillion years, I just happen to act like a newfagclassic
>>219478794You're actually retarded. Like soft in the head retarded
>>219482576Imagine gently pulling his head upward
