>FTL NEWS:-- BAM'S PARENTS are here... -- Landon is back as a janitor-- Carolina is TRIGGERED after Nina trolled James Drake-- Ice Poseidon's gf Kimmee is here...>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219471799
comfykino is back on the menu
APRIL
>>219472773>Ape and Phil are guests>Ape is making a giant pot of chiliFor those of you who don't know this is usually the calm before a huge shitstorm. The pot of chili is going to come into play somehow.Frank honestly might show up tonight.
idk its cringe to me
>>219472773
>*destroys Islam*
FUCK BAM AND HIS GAY PARENTSWE WANT SAM
God S5 paypigs don't deserve this moment.
Hell House fags are probably fuming but I'm loving this right now desu. I haven't thought about Phil and Ape in ages
I would kill to see Jet bring his family upstairs, that would be kino
Where are the twins?
>>219472773did he relapse and that's why his parents are here?why else would they show up
>>219472889>still thinking Frank is coming
>>219472773Even Phil is a Bashtard
>>219472899holy good woman
Imagine you're married to Bongo and she drinks every night
freeloader pay should be directly based on how much torment they cause the fish, unless they're intended to be supportive to keep certain people from walking.
>>219472899more like destroys my Penis. Because I keep jacking it till its raw whenever Vimp's on cam
DAILY REMINDER:BLOODGAMES > S2 > S1 > S3 > S4 > S5
>>219472884Exactly, Drake is there being polite he might not be that interested in the conversation but he's being there and trying.Bingo and Bongo are contestants and they aren't there, they absolutely should be not just because it's polite but for camera shots, they're on a show for fuck sake and they're nowhere to be seen when shit is happening.
>>219472916how does he move so good
>>219472922eliminated
of course hes named off the fuckin flintstones
>>219472907go watch his youtube then, lmao.ask him why jet removed him from the show.
Anyone else muted because they don’t want to get embarrassed for April and Phil?
LFG!!!
>>219472899
>>219472899god tier proportions wtf i didn't know vimp was built like that
watch the Dern brothers documentary featuring his parents if you want more of this btw
>>219472913I'm a doomer millennial but even I have a soft spot for Bam and his folks, VLB and Jackass were pivotal during my childhood and teenage years.
The girls just mope in the other room lol
>>219472946Don't scare me like that
>>219472899I can now see why Bashir is losing his religion
Kimmee put on her shoes to go meet Bam's parents but then decided not to.
>>219472936if a freeloader gets someone to walk early they should be able to become a fish and be elligible for the 50k (still subject to eliminations).
>>219472924SOMETHING is coming that is going to fuck the whole house up if Ape is making her weaponized chili
DUANYAY UPDATE:It is currently 5:30 PM in Georgia and he is still asleep or possibly dead.
I, for one, am so glad that none of the defeated fish have dont gay ass IG lives or expressed wanting to become streamers.
>>219472923>why else would they show upthis is supposed to be a reality show
>>219472913I'm a bit of a hellhouse fag but this is really nice. I always loved bam's parents, they reminded me of mine and they're a very calming presence
>>219472969why do you think landon is back
>>219472941hello frank
>>219472975great job with the freeloader casting letty
>>219472899Binx get to scissor this in exchange for rent money?
>>219472944This is why Ben was considering on just eliminating the twins on a technicality. The Twins think they can just check out on an active competition.
>>219472953The fuck is this
Thank god I’ve never given the wiggers a single fucking cent. This ships is god awful.
>Bam is love & lifewhat blessed timeline did the twins unlock with that domestic
ALLIGATOR IN THE KITCHEN
TRUE WINNER TIER LIST>S TierJames Drake (projected winner)>A TierTJ>B TierBurtJosie>C TierDirenc (probable winner)
Simps be like:>WOH is that a mid slut dressed in normal clothes doing absolutely nothing?! I better screencap that!
AHHHH WATCH OUT VIMP
>>219472980>>219472994Landon is back to clean up April’s chili
Can't wait til all the Vimpfags become Vimpseethers in 6 months time.
>>219472889>Still thinking Jet will do shit
imagine this moment WITHOUT Bashir lol....
the blonde girl's feet are 10/10 btwget her to take her socks off!
>>219472899good woman
>>219472951>jet removed him>from his own showno sam is just a lazy miserable faggot these days and just mops up the passive income while his gaggle of retards half heartedly try to create a resemblance of a show
bam is going to look almost exactly like phil in like five years
>>219473018Direnc is better than Burt or Josie
>>219473004I think the twins think Ben and jet have adopted them,
>>219472966same desu
Bam's parents are fuckin' nice!
>>219472899too good of a woman
>>219473031I wont care about any of this in 6 days and neither will you
Ok the twins are in the dorm napping like sweethearts, phew
so...did Bam relapse and his parents came in town for emotional support and he's back? wwhat really went down...
>young people and their darn phonesis this what you wanted?
>saying the word "kino" to bam's parents
>>219473023she has a mid face but a good body
>>219473036>James Drake just laughs nervously>Landon stares at his feet like the devoid Nontent he is>Twins are just tired and taking a widdle breakBashseethers are truly subhuman
>twitter retards think that the twins deserve the 50k because they could use it the most>this is the average fishtank viewer
I watched the jackass movie the other day and for the life of me I can’t wrap my head around the fact that bam is the same guy I don’t think he is I think he was cloned or they got a body double
>>219472899Rockin' body but I just can't with her face I don't know why. I usually like girls with questionable faces like the rat from bitchtank but Vimp's look terrible imo
ape and phil are there but wehre the FUCK is don vito
>that could get old quickyeah...
>>219473023I do be like that
>>219473065they're boomers what do you expect
>>219473070>mid faceVery ugly face
>>219473082he passed away years ago
>>219473082In hell with Alex B's dad and best friend
>>219473062That's what I was potentially thinking.. we may never know what happened that night
SENDHERIN
Its so weird calling your parents by their first name
https://www.astro-seek.com/birth-chart/bam-margera-horoscopelarger than life and fat? jupiter in leoadventerious and funny +addictive to substances? moon in Sagittarius I am concerned with males that are born under libra, it's usually a gay signifier but could also be someone that has constant new relationshipsmars in leo is a very firery person but he has to look out for his heart health or injury to his chest. I can't say too much because I don't know his birth time but his chart matches up with his person
>>219473074cry more
>>219473073is this really the "content" bashtards are so proud ofbashir has made this more boring
Bam will be putting forth the official documentation after the show to officially adopt Bashir as a son.
guy who sends a "kino" TTS to april and phil margera
>>219473018Good list but Direnc should be B and josie should be C
How long before a Ryan Dunn TTS sneaks through?
Bam showing off his best friend to his parents
>Randomly watch some Jackass clips of Bam's parents for the first time (europoor never seen Jackass)>Bam's parents come on Fishtank two days laterYou're welcome niggers
>>219473093>>219473094oh shit i forgot about that lol
>>219473004I think at the very least they should be punished for this, for not being there when Bams parents are there.
>"come on bam quit sunkin ma dink"real ones know
>>219473023Actually she's wearing her CounterCulture (trademarked) outfit that she bought brand new at Spencer's
>>219473042shes just itching to take them off
>>219473105Just say you can't stand bam, Bashseether
CURRENT STATUS: GRIM!Laura - Doing nothingKimmee - Doing nothingVimp -Doing nothingSuzie - Doing nothingDuanye - SleepingBingo - Sleeping Bongo - Sleeping-----Drake - Chatting politelyLandon - Chatting politely Bashir - Chatting politely COUNT: 3/10 PARTICIPATING
>>219472899>>219472999No tattoos either.
>check director cam for the first time today>see landon is back after yesterday's emotional eliminationway to undermine your own show, jet. we're in the final week of the show, eliminations should have a finality to them
the way Ape just said "SINKIN'?!"
>>219473100Shane Gillis does the same thing. I think it's a Pennsylvania thing
>>219473121typical incoherent brown post
>>219473112hope never its a total vibe nuke
>paypigs still jd gay postingworst season of TTS
>>219473091it's a 5/10 face. some good features but some bad features too so it averages out to mid. calling it very ugly just exposes you as a porn addict and an incel
>>219473118Hello Brian
>>219473129Day 24 btw
>>219473112I'm so worried about that. You can't trust the wiggers
>>219472889>Frank honestly might show up tonight.It's time to let it go, anon
WHERE IS THE GOO ROOM?WHERE IS THE GOO ROOM?WHERE IS THE GOO ROOM?
God bless Ape and Phil.
I’m turning it off this is Gen X nontent
>Kimmee being a nontent ho and not even greeting Bam and his parentsShe's like 30, she knows who he is. Get this bitch out of here
>>219473118I'm in a fugue.
oh yeah bliccy is coming
>>219473129You forgot Emma...
>>219473070>good bodyShe's just thin. No ass no tits. No meat on her body to hold.
Vimp is in with kimmee. Cx whore trips with red and blue vimp is all but certain.
>>219473098only if shes doing a cam show in the tank
anything happen after 6am today? i went to bed after they did fuck all
>doing the wee-man birth bit to phil>"I never knew it"fucking kino
>>219473118i'm not a normie i like cumtown and sopranos
BRO THIS MOMENT IS SO QUIET AND AWKWARD
>Nonstop Cum Town TTSs
vimp's natural hair color is dark blonde
>april negged by one ttsits over....
Old Blonde Vimp is a good woman
>>219473150fuck your braindead wigger generation, kill yourself
i miss head
>>219473131He was suppose to only come in in the morning to clean when the fish sleep but the wiggers ruined the bit
>>219472913I'm a hellhouse fag but you need breaks between the tension. Vibes were appropriately fucked the past few days so a reprieve is good, makes both sides more enjoyable.
Goo room status?
kickwhore is gonna bimboify vimphype
>>219473134It’s disrespectful
>>219473154our queen
>>219473096yeah theyre old, theyre not going to just get on a plane for a fishtank appearance
bam's parents did nothing but love and support him and he repaid that by mocking and terrorizing them on tv for years
>>219473154> Whoah Vicky
Zoomers have no social skills
Why is Landon still there? I thought he got eliminated last night
Just woke up. Is our little buddy in high spirits as a freeloader like he promised? Done being mr. mopey mope? :)
Why is no one throwing poop at them?
>Phil and Ape, let me introduce you to....the goo room
>>219473185buying them anything they could possibly want seems like a decent trade off
>NOW THROW POOP ON HIS PARENTS
>phil make me cumPhil knows
Beth is hotter than Ice's gf and you're a fag if you disagree.
>>2194731836ix9ine removed his face tats?
>fish not talking to the parents>nonstop shitty tts
>>219472907new episode of pause snack continue dropped yesterday, feel free to go watch that garbage instead
Cumtown seems like a lame ass gay show
>>219473154bless bliccy
>Bam's dad wearing an earthrocker t-shirtCute
making landon look like big boss considering what he's currently wearing would cost just a couple bucks
>>219473178The second Bashir is done hanging out with bam she's running back to him
>>219473139It doesnt matter thats all relative. The people spamming pics and webms of her doing absolutely nothing is so pathetic. I thought ftl finally grew out of being gay ass simps this season
>>219473178NOT IF HE CAN HELP IT
wait, when tf did emma get eliminated?
>>219473185they obviously played it up dude. plus they got completely rich off of it too
Wish I had parents like Phil and April
Kimmee is a good womanRed Kimmee is a good woman No need to argue both are good women and good for the show.
>>219473157she definitely has an ass i don't think you've been paying attention. tits aren't very big but still perky which is a plus. athletic, good ass and good hip to waist ratio definitely constitutes a good body dude
>>219473211its a gay show but in a good way
Can we eliminate everyone in this room? Willing to compromise for vimp, she's alright.
>>219473198i hope he has apologized for his rude behavior towards them
>BROOO WHY DONT YOU KNOW THESE WASHED UP BOOMERS FROM A 20YO MTV SHOWyou are basedlennial whos a virgin at 30 like bashir
they're so fucking fat, they better cook something real good. but every time I've been in PA, their food is usually god awful shit
TTS ABOUT DON VITO>TTS ABOUT DON VITOTTS ABOUT DON VITO>TTS ABOUT DON VITOTTS ABOUT DON VITO>TTS ABOUT DON VITOTTS ABOUT DON VITO>TTS ABOUT DON VITOTTS ABOUT DON VITO>TTS ABOUT DON VITO
The twins winning would basically be the death blow for fishtankJosie set a horrible precident, and twins winning would only solidify that signing up for the prize is meaningless if you arent an autistic retarded girl who the viewers can simp forLike Josie, they produce 0 content. They're carried by the TTSbux being sent, but otherwise you wouldnt even notice if they were gone without someone pointing it out.
>>219473211It really is
>Americans don't respect their elders>They can't hold back their autism for 30 minutes while someones parents are visiting.This is why everything is so fucked now.
>>219473185400k per episode back in 2003, and they were in on it
>>219473228blonde vimp is a fake bitch
>>219473199This
>>219473211nah it's pretty funny you just put it on in the background whilst playing a video game or something
>>219473202Shitty tattoos negate all that I'm afraid
>>219473211It's Fishtank adjacent considering Nick and Sam are friends
>>219473154>uhh hey bliccy, can you come save my show? Sam wont be here to jiggle you
>>219473233THIS
>>219472999>>219473130I pray to god she doesn't get any tattoos
Grim vibes
reminder vimp is currently bleeding out of her cunt
>>219473233put them all in a room and do a mini bitchtank 2 within season 5
>>219473238ellie would have won s4 easily
oh my fucking god imagine spending money to tell these niggas you watched viva la bam and jackass, who gives a fuck you're an anonymous person and they've heard that before
>>219473150ape and phil were like the country's parents for years, all time classic show that still holds up
>>219473185You are a mark if you don't understand that those bits were scripted and they deliberately acted upset and outraged lol it's reality TV dude
>>219473243You're not owed respect simply for being old boomer faggot
>>219473258homeless crypt keeper
>>219473206I doubt any of them have seen any old CKY videos or Viva La Bam
>>219473028>Early boss returns as a normal enemy late game
>>219473254trvke
>>219473154/ftl/ overrates this bitch so hard it's insane
>>219473154ready for bliccy to filter half the thread again
>>219473230You sound like a very plain person with unremarkable taste.
>>219473258oofold man hand
>>219473135The brown one is you, Bashseether
Bam's parents are coddled nontent
>>219473220i think throwing a baby tantrum over pictures of a woman's body getting posted might make you the gay one tbqhwy
>>219473228there is one good woman in the house and it isnt the kickwhore
>>219473211that's Peter's favorite thing
>>219473167Paypigs are a bunch of brians
>>219473258eczemadoesnt bother me because I get the same thing sometimes
>>219473238they've been a billion times more entertaining than josie ever was, and they're basically always on as long as they aren't sleeping. And I'm not a simp either, I would never fuck them. You're just a seething queer
So to be clear, Bam is just fine and did NOT relapse?So he was simply absent from last night's elimination for no reason at all? What is the point of making him a "host" if he isn't involved in the show and just fucks around like a glorified freeloader? He doesn't even understand what's going on half the time. Honestly at this point, if they won't full send Alex Stein, just make Jet the host
>no vimp stox
>>219473211Nothing has made me laugh as much or as hard as Cum Town. That said, it is absolutely a lame ass gay show.
>>219473258A bit after this she was telling the twins in the kitchen that she has eczema on her hands
>inhalerDoes April not know what a vape is?
>>219473284>Blacker than dumbgaylmao
Bam's parents are here, guess i can go to bed safely
>tune out for a couple hours>bam's back with his parentsFucks sakes. Nothing happens when I watch. Everything happens when I tune out.
>>219473260she said she'd feel dirty if she ever got a tattoo
>>219473214He got a shitload of merch for free over the years and just wears that because it's convenient.Top lad.
>>219473236a super pizza with premade ingredients
So we have Bam's mom making dinner.Any idea what the show will be?
>kimmee refusing to say anything to bams parentswhat a cunt
>>219473218Not a chance. She's in with kimmee now. This has now become a Cx networking event. If she secures an Ice event for her and binx, binky is going to pay her rent for a year
>>219473284holy fat
Why isn't Kimmee orbiting Bam?
IM A CUMTOWN FAN AND THIS IS BEATING A JOKE INTO THE DIRT
>>219473267fucking grim.
>>219473293how about you stop being a fucking dirty pig and shower
>>219473272my name isn't mark
wtf he's actually back as janitor? unreal...
>>219473238>Like Josie, they produce 0 contentobjectively wrong, bongo carried last night
>>219473299he was in fugue statealso EAR OUT
>>219473284that's a brown hand retard, it's time for your afternoon prayer
>>219473299we dont want more tranny groypers
>>219473316there's nothing to be gained from it. bam is a relic, irrelevant
I'm laughing like a fucking retard, never in a million years did I think I'd get to see Bam Margera's parents reaction to Cumtown Bits about Bam sucking his own dad's dick being played over speakers.
>Phil is one of those fat guys who can't stand up for too long or walk up stairsGrim
>>219473317it's pretty funny to do it to the actual phil though
smokes and mirrors tank, torture viewers tank, gay tank, ewhore tankit's dead, niggers
>>219473233I don't hate any of them desu
>>219473308She's pandering because she knows what show she's on. You guys are falling for Binx 2.0.
>>219473312Hopefully this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whBhWXs_QQY
>>219473285
>>219473295>they've been a billion times more entertaining than josie ever wasthats not saying much. name me 3 actually memorable bits they've done and no>look she did a roman salute isnt she cutedoesnt count. a fucking dog can do that
>>219473308absolutely halal
>>219473185He made Viva La Bam without their consent and they got paid nothing, Bam hoarded all the profits to himself. He's truly a piece of shit son I can't believe it.
>>219473321he threatened to sue for sexual harrassment hes holding production by the balls
>>219473316She probably doesn't know who he is since he doesn't have a Kick channel.
>>219473211If TJ and Brian like it…
>>219473307Nothings happening now the whole bit is just that his parents are here but they are 20 years older then when they were fun and now it just sad like visiting a grandparent who's in decline
>>219473238Cry about it
>>219473258i can moisturize her
>>219473273I don't owe anyone anything but I can still be polite and control myself.It's how a high trust society is formed, politeness, courtesy, helpfulness.It doesn't mean you can't have those dark edgy thoughts that you so desperately want to goon to, but it means having some control over yourself, some disicpline.Just reacting to whatever emotion stirs in your is animalistic, you are living in the animal kingdom at that point. You're not a Man.
>>219473284White Bascholar
>>219473258psoriasisbros..
>>219473308Holy based, is she the actual best woman to ever appear on the tank?
What are their jobs today?
>>219473299>bitching and complaining and moaning found the Trump supporter tranny
Kinda cheapens things when they instantly bring back fan favorites as if nothing happened. Bashir left, just kidding he's back. Twins are out, just kidding we are going to allow a recount so they can stay. Landon is out, but will be back within 12 hours because he's epic.
>>219473341phil is also old
Send him in.
>>219473129kimmee is still here? why?
Why did you say bam was fired and relapsed?
>>219473322>bongo carried last nightJames did
>>219473308>>219473353shes already said on stream that she wants tattoos but doesnt know what to get. shes absolutely pandering. she also drinks and was drinking absinthe during the germany trip with binx. smoked then too. pandering and lying just like binx.
>>219473299Jet and Ben should be a duo host and then have someone (not bam) do the day to day challenges and motivate the fish to do content.Letty is a bonehead and her challenges stink but she does understand the spirit of the role and we need someone in the house during the day while jet and Ben sleep off their kratom hangovers
>>219473356they're just funny and interesting. name 3 good bits any fish has done. The roman salute thing is nothing and nobody gives a fuck about that. still just seething to seethe
Phil's such a cool dad
>>219473316Kimmee only sees things in two ways: will this get me clout or will it not?
Apologize to S4
>>219473284LMAO
BEAT UP PHIL
>>219473380>jobsthe fish economy has been destroyed. they enslaved landon and make him clean it up for free
>>219473382trump is the greatest us president since andrew jackson
>>219473284>Bashjeet fans are FATHAHAHAHA
Phil and Bam look like they could have gone to high school together
>>219473307last night was the peak of the season, shit kept me up until past 1am. they could use a chill day after the 3 day war
Let's settle thishttps://strawpoll.com/GPgVY0X9zna
Is really not a single one of them gonna throw poop on bams folks?
>>219473399All bullshit aside, Bam has amazing parents
>>219473353shes pandering to bashir because she wants the syrian sausage
bams bro is coming
>>219473403fuck off
Kimmee says that she is shy :)
>>219473392Why did you believe them
>>219473383yes we need more letty and josie for a week, or better yet. Tayleigh TJ and Shinji for a week and a half! THAT'S THE FISHTANK I GREW UP WITH!!!!!!
>>219473284Chubby and brown kek
>>219473313Its not polite to crowd a guest.
why the fuck does bam like bashit so much?
>>219473211>tuned in once>heard stavros laugh once>turned it off
>>219473428She is such a good woman.
>>219473394This is all true. Binx taught her to lie well.
>>219473395This is the best case scenario I think. I actually liked seeing Jet in a suit last night. I think they might be preparing him for the role
>is this a version of viva la bam in the fishtank housebam responded>wait until you see tomorrowwhats the plan
Bam all but revealed CKY is coming
>>219473417why are you so obsessed with this? not a soul other than you gives a fuck
>>219473378No, letty is
Tried to send a TTS asking Bam to kick Phil's ass for old time's sake and it got blocked lmao
>>219473440bashir is a superfan of bam and sam
>>219473414they're from pennsylvania. probably cousins
>>219473403S5 > S4
steel panther confirmed coming to fishtank
>bam gets to hang out with his friend bashir
>>219473428What a lying cunt :)
how do you get rid of that fat
>>219473403Freddy looked like a totally different guy after a wash and a shave
>>219473316the gravitational pull from phil is ruining her orbit
Love this fat nigga like you wouldn't believe
>bam hints at a band tomorrowMake the call. Don't bring in CKY without Deron Miller.
>enters the tankwould you mark out??
>>21947344080 iq washed up celebrities love that shaman stuff.
>>219473440The only sober guy in the house
>>219473463ozempic
>>219473463diet and exercise
April and Phil are not good parents. They are the reason Bam is fucked up and almost killed himself multiple times. They let him walk all over them
>>219473440Everyone that is cool likes Bashir
>Bashir's roast that Landon wasn't a contestant and they only wanted a janitor actually came true
>>219473473I would literally unironically cum and kneel
>>219473316She's shy and feels out of place from getting no ttses.
>>219473473I would Marky out
>>219473424He's lucky to have such supportive parents. Always loved them growing up
Favorite Viva La Bam moment?
His parents are nontent
I loved viva la bam and I dont care for this shit
i wish i got to try ape's chili
>>219473299Stein is a good pick because he actually carries himself like Sam. The shows host absolutely needs to be someone whos presence unsettles the fish
>>219473482they comfy tho
>>219473457not possible, nudity is banned
>>219473284The post that broke the bashseethers
americans put grape jelly in their chili?
alpha
>>219473463burn more calories than you intake
>>219472999I wanna blow raspberries on her tummy...
its like im in the house waiting for dinner :)
>>219473482THIS
I love this shit and I don't care.
Phil mogs /ftl/
>>219473440Bashir is a unique guy that fully commits and is confident about his weird identity
>>219473393How hilarious and aura destroying would it have been if he ko'd himself with that double leg
>>219473458Bashir only vibes with older people and they love him. I'm like this too. I hate it.
>>219473473
>>219473516Fuck yeah he does
>>219473486Truly insane main character energy. Allah guides his words
bam will look exactly like phil in 5 years
>*sings elvis presley while he flexes on you
>>219473521but he didnt
>>219473516many have said and are continuing to say this!
>>219473503I cannot imagine the shade of brown twinsimps hands are
>>219473446Dico rap battle vs the twins
Please stop calling Bashtards brown when Bashir himself is clearly a cis straight white male
>>219473521keep imagining fantasy scenarios jameseether
>>219473394Hilarious watching vimpfags get played.
>>219473504>he's never had chili and grape jelly
>>219473482His brother seems to be doing okay. The problem with Bam is that he got catapulted into stardom when he was a teen. Nobody at that age is going to be able to handle fame well.
Doesnt chili take fucking long to make?
>hey phil and april remember this thing that happened 20 years ago>thanks for making my childhood so hecking awesome
>>219473463lose weight, she was a little piggy
>>219473299Bam had a court date in PA.
>>219473482send a tts lol
>>219473463according to jet, kybella injections, which he's doing after the season
>>219473299Steins thing is just yelling, he’d become annoying really fast
its bleedin time
>>219473521how hilarious and aura destroying
>Entire house is in the kitchen helping Ape cook, or being polite and keeping them company>Everyone that is except the Twins.>Twins who are contestants on a show>Not on camera during a unique moment>No shots of them together with Ape and Phil>No clips of them interactingWhat's the point of the Twins? No content twins, coddled.
>>219472951>go watch his youtube then, lmao.>ask him why jet removed him from the show.sam owns 70% of the show retard
Throw piss at his parents. Mog them
>>219473545Bongo would have no chancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM85WgBXDiA
>>219473393so much shit happened yesterday I thought this happened over the weekend
>>219473299Bam being an absent host is 100000000000x better than Alex Stein being an attentive host
>>219473488>start filtering out the Kimmee TTSes along the lines of "I want to rape Kimmee's skinny ass until it bleeds">there are no more Kimmee TTSes
>The bit is Bams mom cooks a meal for everyone
>>219473546He’s 25% syrian he will never be white
>>219473516based and true
>>219473550kekthug 2 was peak
>>219473457Most people would hate it but I'd fucking kneel.He sang Round and Round by Ratt with them on stage back when they'd play the Roxy (iirc) every week
vimp makes me spiral i'll never date a hot alt girl
>>219473550Good times playing this as a kid, made my music taste what it is today along with the first one and thaw
>>219473566Woh shes carrying a box!? CONTENT QUEEN
>>219473570wiggers are hostages to the paypigs.
>>219473557No its quick.
>>219473582Why?
>>219473489THIS
>>219473573How hilarious and aura destroying
>>219473299dog shit take
>>219473488FMK chat?
>>219473473unironically i'd get up from my chair and shout KINO
>>219473440Earthrocker knows real niggas when he sees themOnly autistic evil freaks hate Bashir
April's chili is probably the only homemade meal these fish will have. Grim
>>219473521DDT by Bashir!
>>219473570They know bam and his family are nontent
>>219473458bam raged up the stairs the other night after a heated argument about bashir
Really what would happen if they threw pee at the parents?
fuck it we're parenttank now get ben's people on too.
>>219473585it's not a bit it's comfy kino
>>219473463Eat less, exercise more.Stop drinking soda.Don't buy junk food, it's far easier to resist buying slop when you're at the store than it is to resist eating it when it's in the house.This stuff isn't hard but what is hard is sticking to it day after day
Reminder that it was Mints that sent that Ryan Dunn tts to Bam
>>219473446Make people think CKY is coming but it's actually 96 Bitter Beings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTnxX4S_y4c
>>219473284>that digit ratioyou really didn't have to self-own on an anonymous image board like this
>>219473628bam would probably deck whoever did it
bam is so youthful and full of joy
Antara lmao
>bashir sees duanyay looking like shit in his bed>asks him if he's okay and if he needs anythingEvil manipulator tactics
>>219473611OH MY GOD! She almost put a headband on then put it into her pocket instead!Can you guys believe it?! Its like im watching The Wire
>>219473629Yeah that’s bens dad alright
>>219473267Doubtful since Direnc and Freddy appeared to be perfect fish since they weren't MDE fans and were fucking crazy. If Direnc didn't do degen streamstars shit and Freddy wasn't a complete psycho outside of the tank, we might've seen them again on the show.
even Antara is faking bits....
You now remember:>you're doing good as a freeloader emma>we can totally just have you as a freeloader instead Emma>yeah just because it's not happening as a contestant you can just be a great freeloader emma
>antara spinning around saying "help meeeee" while landon just stands therekek
>>219473449Oldfag signalling and Bam's parents being there reminded me of it.
The fucking robojeet, holy fuck.
>>219473599Because Stein is annoying unfunny millennial cringe
>>219473633bam bullies mints in the basement
I wonder what Jet thinks when he watches a happy family. It must be alien to him
>>219473463lose it
>>219473647Freddy fucking sucked, we moved on from the pretending he’s entertaining bit
Why are foids seething over vimp posts
>Antara spinning around and around saying "help me..... help mee">nobody lifts a fucking finger
>>219473491Whichever one brought us Beethoven Don Vito
this rocks
>>219473463stay on fishtank for 30days
>>219473659That doesn't answer my question. What do you find unfunny and cringe about him? He seems kinda boring to me.
>>219473643crazy people genuinely think like that
i want to kill the jorts faggot
>>219473653In retrospect she should've taken the production job and handed out roses & candy. She'd have made a decent wage by the end of the season and everyone knows she wasn't going to win.
>>219473669You are one of like seven people who think this
>3/10 people in the house are present for the April Margera cooking show>most people are literally just doing nothing
>>219473672Made up a boogeyman in my head again award
Why isn’t Robo JD a thing yet?
>>219473672They all want Bashir, his accidental negging technique works on e girls
>>219473118Tonight's challenge: "Give birth to Wee Man" You have to put wee man completely in your ass. Ey why aint wee man movin
>>219473633I fucking hate mints but please produce any actual evidence that EpsteinIslandBoy is his alt
>>219473643When he brings it up next time he argues with dumgay then it will be a manipulation tactic>remember when you were sick and i asked you if you needed help?
>>219473092>>219473092 HOW DID BLANE BETRAY THE TWINS?
>>219473692There’s only seven people that remember who he even is
Bashir is gassed cuz CKY is coming
>>219473593Same... I'm too old to...... feels bad bros
>>219473669I just don't understand how anybody who watches this show could possibly think this. You don't get the show if you do
>>219473663Shit is alien to me too
they arent even introducing themselves
it's funny that they did the robojeet thing just to make fun of indians and ended up getting a very sweet woman.
>>219473684I answered your question. You just changed the question.
i want to have some chili with ape phil and bam
>and then they'll have Bam's mom cook for them
>>219473673>no one cares about another one of jet's half assed bits
>>219473687they werent actually offering that to her. they wanted her to refuse it and say "im gonna win the 50k!"
>>219473704kek true you’re right about that
>>219473394I'm not against women drinking and smoking in moderation or getting tattoos if they are tasteful feminne like blue vimps
dude frank is gonna put alex b's monkeys in the chili and april is gonna FREAK
>>219473723they already did right when bams parents came in
>>219473728me 2
>>219473704Yeah, I can see that
this is like the first actual homecooked meal on the show
>>219473712that's because there's only seven people who watch this shit
>>219473299lol who cares. Alex Stein fucking sucks and so do you.
>>219473709>Blane betraying the twins and walking out after causing a double elim would have been legendary.>would have been legendary.he didntbut i wish he did
What the fuck is Landon doing? Whatever it is he's having a really hard time
A KITTEN WITH A SNAGGLETOOTH ON A SKATEBOARD
>>219473713bashir is so autistic he skips around sometimes
Well....I guess that's the show for today
>>219473742hi
>>219473713least performative fish ever
vimp is having a heavy flow day and is using a maxi pad
>>219473738>if they are tasteful feminneshe has like a black widow between her tits you freak
>>219473726You didn't answer my question, you deliberately avoided it because you're a lefty faggot who hates anyone slightly right of Mao. Alex Stein is benign as fuck. If you have strong feelings for him, you probably enjoy being rammed in the ass.
>>219473693>some of the zoomers will eat the chili without saying a word to aprilis this generation cooked?
she's been reserved ever since this happened btw, didn't even assist in drake and landon's candy heist yesterday. mogged into submission.laura "hassle" simps, how you feeling?
>>219473766That's on her back retard
>>219473599Because loud ISN'T funny and no one wants to listen to a jew talk about politics.
that's where it's at
>>219473713lmfao
Season 5 peaked here
I miss Jon
>>219473770Hi, Alex
>>219473669he was good but people exaggerate how good he waspeople do it even more with direnc who was nothing special
Bashir the type to find out bam is hosting s5 and autistically find out everything there is to know about bam
>japanese hoof sneakersTHEY'RE TABIS
>>219473713what is cky
HONK HONK
Will they?
>>219473738>tasteful feminne like blue vimpsi hate tattoos but i can tolerate hers for some reason.>I'm not against women drinking and smoking in moderationshe doesnt do it a ton but she is lying about how she doesnt do it at all.
>>219473750anissa used to cook for them didn't she?
I DO NOT miss it at all butwhat happened to J spam? I haven't heard it once this seasonnot even just J J
>>219473713How has he not figured out he's autistic?
>>219473701>he still doesn't knowNGMI.
Does anyone have a clip of Blaine's full Sneed's feed and seed crash out monologue?
Song name?
Twins piss me off so much. I hate them.
>>219473704This is exactly why I don't like BashirWhen he does an act of kindness, he demands a return on itIt's not being kind for the sake of kindness, it's being kind in order to have a bargaining chip to manipulate them in the future. He's planting the seeds. People who take his acts at face value are being deceived, because under closer scrutiny it's obvious what kind of person Bashir truly is.
Pics of Bongo's ass from last night?
>>219473754They trusted him with scissors to open the silverware
>>219473776>does this>then lectures James Drake about how he's such an immoral unchristian asshole for doing the same to himclassic Bashir L
>>219473713nigga clicked his heels together
>>219473801i think I've heard it the most this season since 1 and 2
>>219473777That still wouldnt make it feminine or tasteful
>>219473730This is crazy watching this with the HIM song playing on stream
Why does James Drake look like he is seething rn?
>>219473766>>219473777
This reminds me of sleeping over at friends' houses as a kid and experiencing what a fun evening with nice parents feels like
>>219473770>why don’t you want Stein as a host >because he’s not funny>you didn’t answer my question, why isn’t he funny? >*spergs out over some projected political nonsense*You are fucking raped lmao
>>219473801Nufags don’t know
>>219473814Deep Set Eyes - Reputante
>>219473754they fucked up not giving him the build a table bit
[VIMP UPDATE] Vimp is going SCHIZO in arena
>>219473713>bashir be like:
James' tattoo is probably so fucking infected
Explain this. whats the point?
>>219473824Based. Fuck Laura
>>219473696Would have been probably the single best person to get on the robot anon... But he left because he's afraid of the doxxers getting involved with his girlfriend, family, etc, he's trying to get away from this all atp
>>219473754love this lil buddy
>>219473794rock and roll band/series of jackass esque skate videos that bam and his brother made
>>219473801The new TTS model doesn't say it right
>>219473801First fuck off, second they’ve done it a lot but chilled on it but they literally just did it like 30 minutes ago when Phil and Ape were in the bar
Drake winning would basically be the death blow for fishtank.If a nontent normie wins it's just the nontent normie show.
>>219473834he just looks like that
He's still doing it. Is it a bit?
>>219473779freddy sucked. fuck off
The Fuck Is This Nigga Doing???
>>219473800jd made food at least once too
>>219473815Stay mad
Did Blane leave? If so, why?
>>219473834He always looks like he wants to kill someone.
>>219473847You don't have a soul, so you won't get it. The whole show is Jet trying to relive his tumultuous childhood.
>>219473835so she has two thats worse
>>219473801All the old paypigs left
>>219473829thats fake you retard
>>219473815ngmi
>>219473861it is now
>>219473847It's dinner and a show night We had the harp, alex b and now this
Explain why everyone is in the Kitchen but the Twins are ignoring Bams parents, being completely self absorbed? Rude fuckers.
ceiling fan in arena boutta explode
>>219473814Deep Set Eyes by Reputante
>>219473801Jj spam is happening during landons exit into the basement
>>219473846i've been thinking about that so much
>playing music randomly to farm engagement from kick fags spamming emotes
>>219473786GIWTWMJames <3
>>219473859Brown
>>219473750Famous House was the first season to have that thanks to Alexis
>>219473863>>219473861how does a guy like this even get a job. do people just hire anyone for janitorial work at a college? something does NOT add up at all
>>219473870I WAS DYING WITHOUT MY WONDERFUL MOMMY
>>219473870His script ended last night with the candy rigging
>>219473834He always looks red with watery eyes since peepoo house, probably from the shampoo and shit thrown in his eyes
all women should get tattoos as incel repellent
just tuned in, why are phil and abe here?
>>219473847comfy
>>219473796Nope, Jet and Ben are not dedicated creatives or entertainers, they're self-interested lottery winners
>>219473801No | or ^ either
>>219473903what was that tts
>>219473870Wanted to goon
>>219473824Tbf laura worked herself into this by spazzing out hugely over nothing. Laura throws herself at people and screams abuse
i seriously hope you guys know how to cook a meal like bam's mom and don't just doordash everything like jet
>>219473903what tts
>>219473903Uh oh now it's serious business
>>219473824 Bashir is the most hypocritical person in the history of the tank.
>>219473906sorry for having taste
>Suzie got a cakeShe's going to sit on it isn't she
>>219473903what tts?
>>219473884Zoomers don't respect their elders, even when they cook for them.
>>219473906TRUKE
>>219473903Which one?
>>219473903>what does he know?
>>219473923>spazzing out hugely over nothingHe stole her eggs
>>219473815KWABOTY ALL YEARS
>>219473884They only want to chill with cool people not bashir bam and two old fuckers
>>219473713I'd do the same shit, I'm retarded
>>219473903dunn or vito tts im guessing
>>219473463Lipo
>>219473709Not confirmed but it seems likely that he intentionally hid one of their candy bags as a last wild card move for his final day, however when Bongo had a giant tantrum spergout he felt bad and suddenly "remembered" where he forgot their hidden bag.
>>219473824she attacked first and drakes a bitch
>wee man and suzie
>wee man wants to link up with suzie
i may be short but im ten foot talllllmudda cunt
>>219473906Not a single thot will get my 64Mil inheritance if this was required
>>219473884they are constantly in their own cartoon universe
>>219473884The nontent twins arent a part of anything. They dont belong in the house and should be slammed face first into a pan of boiling gummybear
>>219473815yeah theyre pure TTS baitthey really dont do much
Vimp says she's celibate because she doesn't want anybody taking her creative energy from her. Shes like bingo
Vimp getting low-key moistened by TTS's rizz
>>219473897it's a government retard job they can pay less than minimum wage for, he gets like a couple hundred bucks a month
The nigger midget will not be missedClean the tank
>>219473965Bring him the fuck on fuck it!
>>219473966Good woman alert
>>219473932drakefags are so personally hurt over contestants on a gameshow lol, worked into a shoot
>>219473960Yeah she grabbed his hand and forced him to take her bag of eggs, right
i thought wee man died
>>219473709>Landon returns as a jannyEveryone saw it coming a mile away with the only doubt being that it would be too obvious.>Blane the betrayerImagine if in the midst of Bongo's breakdown after being told she's eliminated that Blane flipped a switch and said it was all on purpose, all according to plan. That he sabotaged them to save Bash and Lando. After all his screaming about how he'd kill anyone who entered jungle. It would have been a generational play.
>>219473999this. taking this way too seriously
>>219473570Didn't bam just send them to the confessional to draw something
was mints fucking around with that bongo tts? I can't find any evidence that she's a sicko
>>219473983for a woman, being celibate is not being in a relationship btwthey consider getting drunk and dicked by random dudes in parties as "celibacy"
I really hope Ice is an abusive bf. Kim's personality is fucking garbage.
>>219473983She makes noise music where is the creativity
Uh oh Laura's flabs are gonna add mass again
>>219473999Falsenuke. The ones getting actually butthurt and going for low blows like doxing his dead nephew are bashjeets
>>219473999James Drake is the room temp sub IQ pick
>>219473991She keeps touching her face and then the cake lol
>>219473983>it's okay when the nigga from Whiplash does it
>>219474016no, that was mini-me
>>219473999they're not drakefags, it's just a way to seethe about bashir
>>219474016Wee man lives like a nomad in a specialized van, or at least last I heard from him
>>219473894I have a record of every ancestor for the last thousand years and they're all white.
>wow landon you're so bad at opening silverware packaging.... maybe I've got something else you can spend a ridiculous amount of time clumsily opening......
>>219474031Shes proud of her lyrics
>>219474016I wanted to send a tts to bam saying this like how people used to send "rip bam" tts
>>219473999>>219474022You guys need to calm down. I like everyone still on the show and I'm just enjoying the last week and Family House (i'm 31 and love the Margeras)
>>219473924Just made a prime rib roast that was on sale at the store>fucking delicious
is this bitch kimmee always this fucking boring? to be fair nothing is happening, but she seems fucking miserable here.
>>219474036Imagine getting a foot job from these stompers
>>219474029He actually is kek at least emotionally
>>219474029he is
>Cake in the house>Mints immediately comes upWell well well
peace in the middle east
>>219473824Bash Ws all around desu
CHOKE ON IT YOU FUCKING SLUTBAGDIE!!!! DIIIIE!!!!!
REAL FAMILYTANK HOURS
>dude, they'll bring your family on the show and then the audience will send messages about how much they love them
>>219474036what on earth happened there, lmao
>mints still wearing the same clothes a week laterfilthy faggot
did hell freeze over?
>>219474066I don't know what they were thinking, does she even have fans?
still thinking about blane's chemo exit
>>219473999SOVL NVKE
>>219473975BASED
>>219474036
>>219474066>hating on a good woman for nothing
>actual muzzies sending TTS and seething about the US and DrakeKWAB
whoa bashir is attempting to be funny for once
she want him frbitches love a man who exudes custodial energy
>>219474071kek
>>219474066Not even IcePoseidon's fans like her, precisely because she's empty headed and boring
>Bully the monkey King when he's been gone for days
>bring cake upstairs>mints shows his face for the first time in 2 weeks
>>219474072Mints fake af
NEW>>219473976>>219473976>>219473976new>>219473976>>219473976>>219473976
Alex B will kill Friendtank
DVRK ALEX B(ashir)
>>219473975REAL
bashir got possessed by alex b
>>219474088final two
>>219474101embarrassing
>>219474103Only with boomers. He chokes around peers
>>219474088Beef Basquashed (until Mints gets back to the basement to seethe more)
>>219474093Get a skill.
bingo bongo just created a new mewgenics cat
>>219474120>they didn't give him the pradas drake found
>>219474088mints is tired of getting shit for hating bash so he extended a hollow gesture of offering something that isn't even his for the optics of peace. Then he'll go back to shitting on bash from alt accounts
>can't use a can openerBoomerbros...
>>219473801The J J J spam was IP2 shit. A lot of them came over to fishtank because their retarded leader was in prison or on drugs or some shit or kicked off every platform.Those mentally ill freaks spam JJJ because everyone else is spamming it. Slowly those people have dropped off and were replaced by people who want to actually use the character limit to get the best bang for their buck.Now Jet is sucking up to IP2 faggots so you may see JJJJ spam return. These people pay money just to ruin a stream. It makes more sense for them because on those streams it costs like 1 dollar to send a TTS.
>>219474088"i sent a few negative TTS" just a few mints
>>219474032Laura had a fat girl reaction to the cake
>>219474088Just the standard "roll with the punches" shit now he's actually getting scared there's a chance Bashir wins.
>>219473999were you bullied in high school, perchance?
IS IT WORTH MY TIME TO GO BACK EARLIER IN THE STREAM AND SEE THE AFTERMATH OF THE TWINS? MORE FIGHTING OR ANYTHING BETWEEN THEM?
>>219474254It was a big nothingburger.
>>219474235This bit died with brian
twins taking drawing suggestions in confessional
I've been laughing my ass off for 10 minutes, it hurts.
>>219473844>29 year old who looks retarded
Vimp's period blood in my mouth
>>219474031No she programs synths it's not that noisey
