Holy shit I didn't know Patton was so based.
>>219473269He hated Russia before it was cool.
>>219473269He was an extremely mediocre general. The movie itself even shows this. The only reason people like him is because he was “right” about the Russians.
Oswalt? Yeah, he's awesome.
>>219473269You have no idea. He was the last warrior-poet. He was assassinated because he knew and spoke the truth.
>>219473269He was Julius Caesar reincarnatef and embarrased Monty so bongs hate him, he then tried to appropriate German POWs to launch an attack on the Soviet Union. He was so based.
>>219473327He won the battle of the bulge you contrarian retard.
>>219473379You mean the battle that only happened because Americans fucked up?
>>219473415Nobody's perfect. The point is he knew how to get things done.
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>>219473438America became the sole superpower and experienced decades of steady economic growth. The Cold War was amazing for Americans.
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>>219473415>battle that happened because Montgomery was running things and then did nothing to help the US southern flankPatton then pushed his Army to contain it and push the Germans back. Bongland is lucky they didn't get nuked.
>>219473327Getting to Messina second really mindbroke you retards, huh?
>>219473484>My men deserved that tight gerssy, not the cossacks.
>be Nazi>instead of refusing command you willingly participate in the slaughter of Europe’s last hope solely because your superior asked you toHe was an NPC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAatnDolMnAThis son of a bitch sounds like my grandpa
>>219473677I watched Evropa: the last battle last night, Ricky Bobby. It was shit.
>>219473714He was too much in the 40's but the troops loved him and he loved them.
>>219473714>those jews at the new york times know about as much about fighting as they do as fuckingwhat a legend.
>>219473714>We're gonna rip out their goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks, we are gonna murder those fucking cocksuckers by the bushel basket. War is a bloody killing business, you've got to spill their blood or they will spill yours
>>219473335no he isnt
>>219473714not his real voice, he sounded like mickey mouse lol. He was self conscious about it and worried his men wouldnt take him seriously
>>219473480>The Cold War was amazing for Americans.I don't know, it doesn't seem like they had an "amazing" time in 'nam. Might be amazing if you had a rich daddy who could help you dodge the draft, like a certain you-know-who.
>>219473714Goddamn this gave me a boner, still not dying for Israel.
Everyone knows he was gay, right?
>>219474563I don't need an early life to tell when someone is jewish.
>>219474686>never had gfs>never had a wife>never seemed to want either >was close platonic friends with several women >preferred to spend his time with other men Dude was gay.
>>219474737He had a wife you fucking retard, and he corresponded with her regularly during the war through his letters. They even mention this in the movie, though it was kind of an unusual decision to mostly exclude her when she was such an important part of Patton's life. After he died she also worked hard to continue promoting the "Patton legend" to ensure that his name would be remembered down the decades.
>>219473269There is no reason for any red-blooded American to not know and love George S. Patton.
>>219473714that was kino af
>>219473327How so? Does the movie make up about how much the germans feared him?
>>219473269anti-war movie btw
>>219473379oh wow, he won a battle when germany was already on its deathbed, the allies had complete aerial supremacy and the total upper hand in logistics and material (but still got pushed 50 miles back)what a great fight, he really showed that anemic, dying enemy who's boss
>>219473269He knew the jews were the real enemy
>>219475329>won a battleHe won every battle outside of Tunisia with green men.
>>219475329his biggest battle was Montgomery and Bradley.
>>219475393the italians were shit and the germans didnt care about north africa either way (and it still took the allies 6 months to achieve complete victory against sparse german task forces)
>>219473809>>219473985>>219474275>>219474514>>219475231>falling for the most obvious shitty ai sloppa everpatton is spinning in his grave
>>219473269>fought against the good guys Not so based imo
>>219475540He was an American patriot. He wanted the entire world under America’s control.
>>219475570>the entire world under America’s controlJewish control* Well he succeeded and now we're in the predicament we are. Thanks for nothing, faggola
>>219473324And he was assassinated for it.
>>219474563>>219474737>>219474834Everyone who is high ranking in the military is gay or at least had a lot of gay sex.
>>219473327>He was an extremely mediocre general.You have to be a Bong. No other reason to have this much SEETHE.
>>219474928If I had a time machine I'd go back and drop kick his pregnant mother. CHURCH.
>>219475649theres hundreds of US servicemen who died in automobile accidents during the occupation of germany, you telling us the jews assassinated every one of them?
>>219473379Can confirm my grandfather was in that battle under Patton. He also said the Germans were way better men than the Russians who were more wild dogs than soldiers.
>>219475741I believe that is what he was saying, yes. You got it.
>>219475700Only gay thing I did was jerk off with some buddies. It only started feeling gay when we let our dicks out from our pants. Doesn’t mean that I’m gay though. We were just bored and horny
>>219475741"You honestly think Jews can control the entire globe??" Type question
>>219475846If you became general you'd literally be jerking off in coffins with old men and rossin 80 year olds salad to get there I reckon
>>219475918If I can break into your house and split your mother in half she never was your mother anyway.
>>219475918How do you feel about the USA controlling the world?
>>219473269Patton pretty much won the war in Europe with his soldiers singlehandedly, and then they assassinated him because he wouldn't put jews in power to lord over the Germans and was actively raising an army of German POWs to launch an attack on the Soviets.
>>219475741Patton's views on Russia were becoming a problem. So yeah he just **happened** to slip on a banana peel at exactly the right time. Dude was a god tier tactical genius though that made Montgomery look slow and stupid and seethe to no end. It's the reason Britbongs always talk shit about Patton. It's because Patton was always calling out Montgomery's retardation and didn't have time for it.
>>219475918>>219475859this conversation always goes like this>you really think we control teh entire world even what you eat for breakfast and think about and how your feet smell and what color your eyes are hahaha schizo?>we dont but if we do then we deserve to haha u lose
>>219475918I guess it's okay that wealthy muslims influence countries with money as well they deserve it after all. And those countries deserve to have traitors as politicians right?
>>219473327He was better than mediocre; he would have been an extremely subpar Army-level CO in the Wehrmacht but for an American he showed extreme initiative, good situational awareness and not very good strategic judgement.>>219473379Gasoline won the Bulge and every American commander was honest enough to express that. Operation Red Ball won the Bulge. Patton exploited complete superiority other American commanders wouldn't. He wasn't retarded. That's it.>>219475709Omar Bradley, his in every sense superior officer, was his largest reason for even being allowed in France. You don't have to be an idiot trash-islander to understand that.
>>219473269this movie actually softens his personality to make it more believable, he was easily twice, possibly even 10 times as based IRL
>>219476040He also slapped a coward that wasn't pulling his weight while all of his buddies ate german lead, and that upset the ladies at home.
>>219475700this is a fujo fantasy not based in reality
>>219473269He lead from the front, while every other general at the time tought themselves special to only need look at maps and send kids to die and then pat themselves on the back while drinking cognac. The major battle Patton wasn't involved in was Market Garden which they sent him away to not upset Montgomery's glory lmao
>>219476387You think fujos goon to illuminati skull and bones shit?
>>219473327Nobody, especially the Germans (the enemy) thought that. He also didn't enact reprisals against the Germans for giving lip service to a totalitarian government which pissed off ZOG.
>>219476658>totalitarianTurns out all governments are totalitarian the difference is ours is traitors and foreigners who hate us
>>219476732Patton also said that
>>219476800Because like the Germans he believed in blood and honor and I don't want to speak for him, was very aware of jewish-communist infiltration of oue governments.
>Patton arrived at the hospital the same day, accompanied by a number of medical officers as part of his tour of the U.S. II Corps troops. He spoke to some patients in the hospital, commending the physically wounded. >He then approached Kuhl, who did not appear to be physically injured. Kuhl was sitting slouched on a stool midway through a tent ward filled with injured soldiers. >When Patton asked Kuhl where he was hurt, Kuhl reportedly shrugged and replied that he was "nervous" rather than wounded, adding, "I guess I can't take it.">Patton "immediately flared up," slapped Kuhl across the chin with his gloves, then grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the tent entrance. He shoved him out of the tent with a kick to his backside. Yelling "Don't admit this son of a bitch,">Patton demanded that Kuhl be sent back to the front, adding, "You hear me, you gutless bastard? You're going back to the front!">That night, Patton recorded the incident in his diary: "[I met] the only errant coward I have ever seen in this Army. Companies should deal with such men, and if they shirk their duty, they should be tried for cowardice and shot.">Patton was further heard by war correspondent Noel Monks angrily claiming that shell shock is "an invention of the Jews."
>>219477241>On August 10, Patton entered the receiving tent of the hospital, speaking to the injured there. Patton approached Bennett, who was huddled and shivering, and asked what the trouble was. "It's my nerves," Bennett responded. "I can't stand the shelling anymore.">Patton reportedly became enraged at him, slapping him across the face. He began yelling: "Your nerves, Hell, you are just a goddamned coward. Shut up that goddamned crying. I won't have these brave men who have been shot at seeing this yellow bastard sitting here crying.">Patton then reportedly slapped Bennett again, knocking his helmet liner off, and ordered the receiving officer, Major Charles B. Etter, not to admit him.>Patton then threatened Bennett, "You're going back to the front lines, and you may get shot and killed, but you're going to fight. If you don't, I'll stand you up against a wall and have a firing squad kill you on purpose. In fact, I ought to shoot you myself, you goddamned whimpering coward.">Upon saying this, Patton pulled out his pistol threateningly, prompting the hospital's commander, Colonel Donald E. Currier, to physically separate the two. Patton left the tent, yelling to medical officers to send Bennett back to the front lines.>As he toured the remainder of the hospital, Patton continued discussing Bennett's condition with Currier. Patton stated, "I can't help it. It makes my blood boil to think of a yellow bastard being babied," and "I won't have those cowardly bastards hanging around our hospitals. We'll probably have to shoot them some time anyway, or we'll raise a breed of morons."What the fuck was his problem?
>>219473438*dies in a car crash*
Same poltard threads over and over.
>>219476800woah rly? I feel smart because I came up with that on my own just now.
>>219477508You're late!
>>219477446You start tolerating this and soon wusses have taken over your society
>>219473269He was literally me, I just wanna slap all of you for being cowards.
>>219477539And the low iq shill admits this is a poltard thread.
>>219477446>>219477241I would have said I am not fighting Germans because I am 1/16th German and he should stop being a fucking cuck. Then I'd shoot him like private Pyle.
>>219477629I have and did, I have been voting against neocon bullshit since. I got covered in my friends gore in Afghanistan, I watched rich faggots fresh out of west point get plugged. Suck me.
>>219477738Bongs hate him because he was Irish.
>>219477789I hate bongs because their accent is fruity
>>219477748Don't ask for sympathy when you join the military, the military is for waging war and killing the enemy and dying.
>>219477884American accent is actually the authentic accent, the ones they use over there is a the posh accent, basically people wanted to act like royals so they would talk like they did, but those who didnt follow trends actually sounded more like Americans
>>219473269Patton was was kind to civilians and gave enemy soldiers respect, but he was very strict and everyone under his command fought with everything they had, and everyone expected the same out of everyone because slackers will get ya killed when everyone just wanted to get it done and go home.
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