>Fucks a 65 year old white guy who hates Japanese people and doesn't speak the language, then stays in love with him 16 years later despite being abandoned back to her tiny obscure town and having to raise his child as a single mother when she's 19???
>>219475391Women doing women things. Araki(a gay man) understands them.
Accurate to how women do be tho
>>219475391not my problem. women are animals/objects
>>219475391joseph at 65 mogs 99% of humanity
A 65 year old who was 6'4", ultra buff, still had a full head of hair and his charming witty personality, and was a millionaire real estate mogul. The only part that doesn't make sense is that she never tried to get money from him.
>>219475391Go back to /a/
>>219475722He was also basically Indiana Jones
>>219475391TELEVISION....AND....FILM???????????????
>>219475727>>219475756Tranime website, sweaty
>>219475601I still cant believe how his history is never mentioned. That motherworker killed GODS when he was in his prime,Getting rid of Hamon so abruptly bothers me as well.
>>219475823Go back tranny
>>219475892>feb 2014Get with the times, grandpa
>fucks immortal 200 year old vampire and keeps his kid to let her abusive bf molest him while she’s at the strip clubI get the feeling Araki doesn’t like women
>>219475829joseph was always pretty lazy and most (all?) of the other hamon practitioners had died and he never bothered teaching anyone else himself.out of universe araki just wanted to write stands instead which is more interesting but it makes sense in universe atleast. the one i dont like is that jotaro never bothered training his time stop after stardust crusaders because it seems like an extremely convenient lifehack
>>219475932Says the 40 year old man obsessed with japanese children's cartoons
>>219475391Don't forget she's instantly ready to fuck him again after he shows up out of the blue 16 years later. (It was Jotaro but she didn't know that). Diamond is Unbreakable is my favorite btw.>>219475829They didn't "get rid" of Hamon technically. There's a throwaway line about stands being a personified manifestation of your Hamon wielding iirc.
>>219475829It's unpopular, but I preferred the magic breathing to Stands. Stands were clearly just an excuse to have puzzle boss fights.
>>219475829Joesph had to be nerfed so Jotaro could take up the mantle of protagonist
>>219475756It broadcasted on tv and it has a few films
>>219475892who's moot?
>>219475953How does a vampire impregnate anyone , he’s dead, this never made sense to me
>>219475829When it was no longer needed, it was simply replaced by another gimmick.
>>219476598hamon
>>219476598It's technically Jonathan's son since it was his body.
>>219475953nor women nor dogs
>>219476729>Araki is a cat Chad misogynist
>>219476598he attached his dead to the body of johnathan so his sons are like a weird amalgam of joestar and brando who cares
>>219475391Many such cases actually.
>>219476598>>219477047It isn't called "Jojo's Mundane Adventure".
I find the curling of the monkey's paw with SBR to be hysterical btw.>RELEASING WEEKLY>...some time this fall...
>>219477174Never for a moment have I understood the hordes of niggers asking for weekly releases. Even if they release a batch, can't you just like, you know, still watch one episode a week on your own if you want it that badly?
>>219475391>and doesn't speak the languageSuch a thing was never implied. I doubt Josuke is fluent in English and they communicate just fine.
>>219477328I never cared either. It's such a bizarre (heh) thing to fixate over. As long as they aren't rushing it they can put it out whenever it's done for all I care. I do kind of wish they had waited until Summer to put out the first part though if the rest was going to take this long.
>>219477328if you dont understand the damage done by the death of weekly releases for television shows has done you must be young as fuck or brain damaged
>>219476598Jojo vampires aren't really dead, more like an evolved state of human. The zombies they produce are certainly undead.
>>219477694>The zombies they produceLmao I forgot about those
its also worth noting that dio is a kinda shit tier vampire compared to the real vampires like kars, wham and acdc
>>219475391I had a really weird experience with a filipino women while on vacation that I don't even want to get into right now. but this thread reminds me of it, that's all I'm saying. women can be very pitiful creatures very different from men when honest
>>219477732So did araki
>>219475391Yeah. That's realistic women behavior. God forbid she let the Japanophile who respects her fuck her.b
>>219477369Joseph presumably learned the language specifically to communicate with his family in Japan at some point.
>>219475953What do you mean? Erina, Holly, and Lisa Lisa are great. He is just willing to show that woman can also be retarded and vindictive.
>>219475391>doesn't speak the language,Huh? Joseph spoke fluente japanese since he was a child>NIGERUNDAYOOOO
>>219475997Same diamond is unbreakable is the comfiest boys of summer anime of all time.
>>219478795Probably a *snort* DUB watcher.
>>219477772For me, it’s Diego from an alternate dimension
>>219475391Because Joseph is THE MAN. Besides, Araki needed a reason to have another Joestar, even though this time his last name is Higashikata, yeah yeah I know technically you can form Jo with Higashikata. Araki could've written that Joseph got married again after Susie Q died, but oh well, he prefered to do things his way.>>219475829I feel Joseph is one of the few characters that had a nerf that made sense. In Part 3 his stand allowed him to work as the navigator and de-facto leader of the Stardust Crusaders, even Dio was worried of his Hamon. The only reason Joseph was unable to defeat Dio was because Brando could only be countered with a similar stand, which is what Jotaro does. It's interesting to thing Dio wouldn't be able to counter the pillar men.In comparison Jotaro after part 3 is a complete jobber, he was defeated by a rat and Josuke had to save his ass.
>>219477772Probably my favorite aspect of part 2, in part 1 you had Jonathan and all the ancient sages struggle against Dio, only for Dio and all vampires to be reduced to mere food the piller men consumed. The world was bigger than what everyone knew and The Pillar Men were there to change the world.
>>219475391THAT'S THE POWER OF HAMON BABYPRAISE THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN
>>219478784>Holly, and Lisa LisaHoly is nice but she doesn't really do anything besides being the reason the plot happens in the first place>Lisa LisaThe best woman Araki ever wrote, but Araki did her dirty by having her job against Kars
>whine about anime>no one cares and just keeps discussing it>have to go to bed a backseat janny powerless cuck yet again>dozens more anime threads made the next day
>>219475953Araki said he created Jolyne because he wanted his daughter to feel appreciated>literally the first thing she does is masturbate in front of a prison guard
>>219482042b-based
>>219477328>>219477601I think it's because no life faggots will marathon the entire season in a couple of days then go around the internet spoiling shit for people who don't have the time to do that.
White dick with hammon powers is just that good
>>219481202Either a retarded dub watcher or an above average IQ manga readerWe'll never know...
>>219475953>araki doesn’t like women Who does?
>>219482196I do. LONG LIVE LISA LISA
>>219482155im both
>>219477174It's insane.I'm a jaded boomer and wasn't nearly as hyped for SBR animu as I would have been a few years ago, but it still pisses me off.>Here's your high-quality pilot episode!>Uhhhhhh we might have the next 10% of the story ready in several months from now, idkGoing from eagerly awaiting the post- Jojo Friday funposting on /a/ to seeing Stone Ocean drop in batches and nobody give a shit was a genuinely depressing experience.Same baffling deal as Pluribus. >Glad you guys liked my slow-burn introduction to an intriguing mystery, which ended on a cliffhanger!>Second season? I haven't actually filmed it yet, or even started writing it. Keep your eyes peeled a few years from now! No refulds!
>>219483081The money was tied up in the Netflix bid for wb, now they can release it
>>219481981The scene where she gets punked by Kars made me laugh, it was amazing.
It is impossible to explain why this character is in the narrative.
>>219475391>Makes a fucking /a/ thread on /tv/
>>219483928Or why you aren't discussing this on the animoo board
>>219484073>>219484123Don't bother, /tv/ has been an unmoderated shithole for years.
>>219475391I wish Joseph has sex with Lisa Lisa.
>>219484261>/tv/ has been an unmoderated shithole for years.Well that's what happens when moot fires you for complaining about post deletion timers
>>219484073/a/nons aren't fixated on the gender war stuff the way /tv/ is, keep /a/ clean this thread is much better off in here.
>>219475391Joseph was 6'4, full of muscles and probably had a BWC.
>>219485053>keep /a/ cleanNo
>>219483928I assumed she was going to be Jotaros Suzie Q. child bride, guess not though.
>>219475391one of the woman moments of all time
>>219483928that's Jolyne's mother
>>219483928Some sidekicks just don't make the cut
>>219485541lol no
>>219483928She's a reference to that one movie scene of a lady taking a shower while a random orangutan peeps on her. Araki probably saw it and thought about drawing something about it. He's a pretty straightforward person who does things because he feels like doing.
>>219485053/a/ is the worst board on 4chan worse than /pol/ even
>>219483928she cute
>>219475391Hot Milf, shotacon Hentai with her when?
>>219475391madame butterfly?
>>219483928goonbait
>>219481981yeah it's really a shame she doesn't get a proper fight, but I also can't think of what the fight would have been. it's not in character for kars to fight fair and nobody else she encountered was anywhere near her power level.
>>219487448She could have fought the lesser vampires instead of the Nazis saving the day, or defeated Waamu. But what we got was the funniest possible option anyway.
>>219475829Stands are gay as fuck. Hamon was so much cooler and more fascinating. They could have at least incorporated Hamon as an explanation for stands but no. They just threw away the coolest aspect of the series.
>>219487530Stands are kino and you’re stupid
>>219487530>They could have at least incorporated Hamon as an explanation for standsThey did.
>>219487523>She could have fought the lesser vampires instead of the Nazis saving the dayshe'd already been knocked out by that point>defeated Waamuno way; the joseph/wham fight is one of the best fights in the part.what should have happened is she and joseph should have defeated all of those vampires guys in that room with cars and wham after they encountered wired beck instead of them just standing around negotiating. they could have just as easily negotiated after a fight scene.
>>219487530I can't believe people are still saying this shit
>>219487565no they didn't. stands came from a virus on a space rock. they're completely unrelated to ripple.
>>219487565Hamon has not been mentioned or shown once since Battle Tendency.
>>219487977That's not true, Joseph does try to use it briefly twice in Stardust Crusaders, but both times he's like "Damn that didn't work" and moves on.Hamon is never brought up again even when it would be useful, and even though it's explicitly the case that using Hamon makes you age slower, Joseph still ages normally.I know that some people say that Hamon are more primitive versions of Stands or whatever, but there's nothing that supports that in the actual manga or anime, they come across as completely unrelated superpowers.
>>219488086he uses it four times in stardust crusaders: successfully against kakyoins flesh bud, unsuccessfully against the empress stand, successfully against the flesh bud planted by lovers, unsuccessfully against dio.
>>219488086>hermit purple with hamon
Why can't Araki went ahead with mom-son incest with Lisa Lisa?
Needs mother son incest with Lisa Lisa
>>219485814>He's a pretty straightforward person who does things because he feels like doing.thispeople love looking into araki's stuff too deeply when he himself does shit on a whim all the time
>>219475391>the lack of art of Josuke fucking his hot mom is disturbing>the dire lack of good art of it is even more disturbing>not even AI can solve thisMeanwhile, art of Jotaro porking either Holly can be found and sometimes of really decent quality, and you bet there are some of him doing Jolyne.It's not fucking fair.
>>219475953he got beat not molested
>>219487530I can't believe that after a decade we still get performative opinions about hamon...you have the spin now. Enjoy it while it lasts because this also evolves.
