Have you preordered your Michael Blanket yet?
that's ignorant, you're being ignorant OP
that looks like a shower mat
>>219478636or a mouse padthat shit ain't no blanket
>>219478690Looks like a doormat
>>219478731I'm gonna wipe my ass on it
i ordered one for my son
>>219478598It’s a 90 lb weighted blanket that plays heavy breathing and occasional hee hees to simulate the Neverland Experience
>>219478598i am going to live long enough to see AMC devolve into a minishop in walmart that only sells movie merch.
>>219478598Can I dangle it off the balcony
>>219478598
hold uphe did that shit, didn’t he
Pre-ordered my ticket
>>219479233I ordered your son
>>219479484holy shit, that's right, he named one of his kids blanket. fuckin' pedowood.
>>219480003His name wasn't actually Blanket, it's a nickname. His real name was Prince Michael Jackson II
>>219479850>he didn’t get the 4D experience https://youtube.com/watch?v=k-YqS_axgiM
>>219481223Poor kid
>>219479850Why? I like MJ but what value is there in a movie about him, especially because the courts say they aren't allowed to tell the most interesting part of his story
Hee heeOwww!
>>219478598lmao ain't no way
>>219478598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6zz8iL54yk
>>219481445>>219481824>>219482257stop bumping your pedodefender thread
I heard he died from food poisoning
>>219479233So MJ can touch your son from beyond the grave?
>>219481445>OWWW!
>>219478598>Blanket
If Michael liked to fuck kids, how come he didn't go to Epstein's island then, huh?
>>219478598>beloved american pedophile #4083
>>219482673Anon, I...
Looking forward to Michael Jacking-off and cleaning the spooge out of my belly with this, thank you AMC