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why was artie high on heroin every episode?
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>>219482737
he was a heroin addict
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Good Will Smith.
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You SUCKED on Mad TV! You SUCKED on the Norm Show! Beer League sucks shit, it's fuckin' TERRIBLE -- it flopped, it made two-hundred-fifty grand in America -- I could shit that out my ASS!!!
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>>219482858
>You SUCKED on the Norm Show!
it seems he was correct

https://youtu.be/w-sH4csv6ro
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>>219482858
kek i don't even know the lore behind the guy saying that to artie but it was fucking hilarious
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>DID HE SAY BLOOMIES?
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John Belushi wannabe
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>artie calls him a fag every day
>he spergs out and denies it
>goes to disney land alone
>they find out it coincided with the yearly disney land gay meetup
classic
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>>219482737
To me, the worst part wasnt the heroin, or the obesity. It was the hypocrisy of it all
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>>219483109
mike could dish it out pretty good
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>>219483039
Did Artie try to beat up Sal? I stopped listening in 2008
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>>219483289
yeah he was ready to kill him in the studio. i think he eventually said he hopes sal's kids die
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>>219483342
Sal was a parasite that somehow ended up on the show. Better than Benji at least
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>>219483408
>hide in the bathroom at a family gathering and watch your aunt take a shit
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>>219483477
didn't he also take mutt's 15 yo daughter's panties out of a hamper and smell them?
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Wasn’t there a big fight between Artie and Howard after they went to some famous person’s party and Artie embarrassed himself? Or maybe it was someone else but I remember the story being pretty good
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>>219482781
He a good boy now. He goin to mass. He taking care of his mom.
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>>219482737
>can i put my finger in yer aAaass?
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he's gay and can't cope so he uses booze drugs and food to forget. yes he's sad over his dad but he's more mad at himself for being a faggot.
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was she based?
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>>219483342
he hoped Sal’s kids died of AIDS, to be specific
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>>219482737
Artie is also a compulsive liar so all of his drug stories are exaggerated, but he was a massive alcoholic coke fiend
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>>219482737

RFKjr said heroin really helped his ADHD and helped him concentrate and do better in school. Maybe more people should try it.
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>>219482737
because he's not funny, he's a terrible writer, he has no sense of timing, he'll never be interesting in a million years
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>>219487672
She made a little teasing joke and stern lost it. He has done horrific things to guest as a joke and he couldnt handle it. Jamie pressley did nothing wrong. Clownshoes of stern.
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>>219487672
>>219488880
what did she say again? i think i saw it but forgot. stern deserved any shit he got from guests. dude loved to antagonize and manipulate people
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>>219482737
I'm so jealous of Artie, to me Artie Lange from the madtv years and even earlier , up to his suicide attempts had the best life/job.

Man, to get paid millions every year so you can go downtown Manhattan, and talk 3-4 hours about whatever the fuck you want, socialize with every fucking celeb, and at the same time be high. oooof

Luckiest son of a bitch. He's literal the apotheosis of the Gen-X "my life is so bad buahhh" meme
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>>219484321
No that was the Pelican comment, that sealed Artie's career, they told him they were gonna fire him, and he tried killing himself 12 hours later or something.
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I liked him in Crashing, but I had to drop the show halfway through the second season because it was getting too damn navel gazing in its depiction of standup and comedians.
I'd had it when Pete Holmes was gushing over meeting the Lucas brothers of all people. They're just one note movie cameo fodder. They're twins that talk in a monotone voice. Fucking genius.
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>>219484787
>he's over-acting on the poster
https://youtu.be/-jeOE2y94oQ?t=445
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>>219490294
Something about stern looking very Jewish, like he got hit in the face with a yamulke. He flipped out and would not leave it alone. He got burned up by such a hot girl teasing him, he decided to humiliate her.
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>>219483117
How was it hypocritical?
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>>219486070
Butthurt shirtlifter detected.
Homos project all of their horrendous perversions onto anyone who speaks the truth about them.
Artie's fag jokes are priceless.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkCJYp_7HY
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>>219493028
>>219491110
>>219490752
>>219490620
Good place to get started binge watching all of Opie and Anthony?
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Have you TRIED heroin?

It’s hard to put down. Lemme tell ya.
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Jackie and Billy West years were best.
Artie was great till the heroin did him in. Making 50k a show and still fucked it up. C'mon man.
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>>219493163
Suboxone takehomes. Interesting...
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>artie gets his own show
>spends the entire run mocking mike bochetti for being a middle-aged man who lives with his mudda
>fast forward a few years
>artie moves in with his mom and lives in obscurity
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>>219493163
That's why I've never tried it.
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>>219493210
I can't find shit online.
Do he really lose his Jersey condo and move in with his mom?
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>>219493108
Bob Kelly's dumb, italian watch is fantastic if you have watched the godfather.
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>>219493163
Tell me about it
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>>219493209
Interesting how? It's not like methadone. In many parts of the USA you can get in to see a doctor and walk out with a scrip that day. They're really helping people get clean and stay clean. I'm fine taking these for the rest of my life. I've been on them 8 years now and just take a small amount. I almost weaned off all the way but I like having it in my system as a deterrent just in case I'm in a position to use. I know I'll get sick. Not that I'm about to do fentanyl or anything these days. It's scary out there.
Anyway, I'm glad the resources are there for those who want to get clean. There are places to stay if you can follow the rules. In America anyone can build their life back up from nothing.
Helps to be in a blue state of course.
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>>219493163
Read in Artie's voice.
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>>219493108
There is a supernatural of Jimmy hates everything and Anthony cumia impressions are top notch. The bonfire has some great videos as well. The counting crowes was a short and funny vid.
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>>219492241
Norm quote
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>>219487672
Quite literally
>You will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lu7MJUTaHOM
>WHO SOLVED DIS?
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>>219482737
That is not a junkie physique.
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>>219487672
Stern took the joke a tad too personally
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>>219482737
Does Artie even work anymore? I assume he has some money considering he was one of the highest paid stand up comic for a few years when he was on the Stern show
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>>219493307
Problem with suboxone is that the physical withdrawls take over a week to disappear.
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defy anyone not to laugh @

https://youtu.be/I8eRGjCXHEs
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>>219490294
She said "you got slapped a yarmulke"
Kek
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>>219495131
I feel for these Asian broads, seems like any time they turn a loser down there's like a 50% chance of getting murdered on the spot
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>>219494955
Imagine being addicted to Heroin but somehow still managing to also be a total fatass, just can't catch a break
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The funniest thing about Artie's saga is how everyone around him was trying to help him at all times. Giving him job opportunities, trying to help him kick his addictions, helping his projects, etc. And he fucking MADE it, he had a better potential career than 90% of them could ever dream of, making hundreds if not millions to go sit in a room and talk for 20-30 minutes a day, setting his own price for stand up, etc, so all these people helping him had to contend with that fact as well. And the fat retard still fucked it all up and became a nobody loser pumping gas and living in his mom's basement because he could never get over his dad falling off a ladder when he was younger.
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>>219484321
Ralph is the one with the embarrassing incident and iirc it involved some kind of fight with Rob Zombie. Ralph had a habit of being even more obnoxious when drunk. The incident was never gone into on the air.
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>>219495661
Ralph is dead? Kek. Looking at Ralph angered me he was so ugly but so self assured. He made Howard dress like a French aristocrat for like 10 years
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>>219495040
Yeah, that's why I'm not going to ever quit them. If for whatever reason I didn't have them I'd just get by on vicodins or whatever until I could get more. And I have no issue getting them ever. Once you're on them for years you don't take UAs or have any bullshit problems. I can alter my dose any time I want. I could go call up my doctor and ask for double the amount tomorrow because of "cravings" and they'd do it no problem. I've been without them for 24 hours and felt no withdrawal symptoms. At my incredibly low dose I don't even think I'd get sick, but I don't want to chance it. I've never really even experienced dopesickness and I don't intend to. If I ever did get off it I talked to my doctor about getting the strips so I could cut them into 1/18th mg more easily. Dealing with pills for that kind of microdosing thing is a bit of a hassle. My insurance charges a bunch for the strips usually.
I miss the days when Suboxone got me high. That's kind of what got me on the path to using heroin in the first place. Most people get sick when they use subs recreationally, but I liked it.
I don't miss the lifestyle surrounding hard drugs. I'll do anything to avoid it.
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>>219482858
Artie was actually a surprisingly good actor in things
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>>219484787
How's Stuttering John doing now by the way?
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>>219495370
Is there not some combination of plastic surgery and prosthetics that could fix this?
Imagine going through life looking likethat.
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>>219487672
Howards always been sensitive about the jew thing because of he was bullied about it by the blacks in the detroit suburbs
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>>219490620
Sklar bros > Lucas bros
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>>219482858
I was absolutely Team Richard and Sal in that situation. Artie was an insufferable junkie cunt, and only did nice things like lend people money so that he could use it as ammunition later. He abused the shit out of the staff (R&S, Lisa G, Teddy, High Pitch Mike), and always got away with it because he was part of the in-studio talent.

That said, I was on his side during the “Bro Fight” thing. Bringing in the chick who was “into fat guys”, and already had a boyfriend, and was obviously just there for the promotion, and pretending like they were trying to hook Artie up was an absolute humiliation ritual, and Artie was right to be pissed about it. I’ll also give Artie props for calling out Howard pretending like they’re friends.

>Howard: “You’re my bro.”
>Artie: “We never talk outside the studio.”
>Howard: “But we’re together four hours a day.”
>Artie: “Most people with real jobs spend eight hours a day together, and they’re still just co-workers.”

Not to mention that fight was absolutely started with Robin lying, and even when Artie called her out on it later after things had cooled down, she still refused to apologize. Typical negress behavior.
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>>219483289
He threw a CD jewel case at him. That sort of became a running dig anything Artie started to get pissed at someone.

“I’d better get out of here, I don’t to get a CD thrown at me.”

Now, Teddy, he absolutely tried to kill Teddy, and I can’t believe he was allowed into the studio after that.
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>>219495731
He's streaming to tens of people and working as a substitute teacher. He's obsessed with Donald Trump and he's a hysterical #Resist person. It's actually very sad
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>>219495300
I knew plenty of fat junkies. Street junkies often tend to also do meth and are desperately running around always chasing dope. Financially solvent junkies tend to stay in and be high; the dope often delivered. And plenty of food delivered too. I knew a guy who gained 100 lbs on meth too. That's less common but it happens. It takes all kinds.

Hard drug users can be some of the most fascinating people around. I don't regret spending time in their world. I very narrowly avoided trouble with the police on many occasions. It was exciting and I was lucky. I think the lifestyle is what people get accustomed to as much as the drugs. Life can be comparatively boring in sobriety.
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>>219493180
The saddest thing I saw was a post from him in more recent years, a picture of him doing stand up at some VFW hall for a bunch of old people, and a caption saying something to the effect of “20 years ago I was selling out Carnegie Hall…don’t do drugs, kids.”
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>>219493257
Last I heard, he was living in Florida with his mom. >>219493163
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>>219493163
>Lemme tell ya.

Listening to enough of the fights that he got into on the show, that line was always the tell that the person he was fighting with had thrown a haymaker and connected.
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>>219490620
No idea how those two guys ever got famous. I've hated them for like thirty years.
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>>219493307
Why can't you get off them? I don't get it like they help you kick but then you're addicted to them your entire life. Wouldn't you want to stop taking shit every day?
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>>219494889
There is a joke Norm would do a lot in his live shows about the Coke Fiend vs. The Pot Head and who you should pick as a hiring manager
The coke fiend, he gets shit done, but the pothead just sits around and eats fucking brownies
This was about Artie vs. Adam Eget as a sidekick
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>>219495979
They're really no bother to take every day. They provide me with many benefits and no drawbacks. The only drawback sometimes is that I'm prevented from getting high. Sometimes there are pills I have access to and they would be a good time. I'm not worried about relapse really because I'm out of the life. But they prevent me from taking pills when I want because I have to plan for it and stop taking the subs long enough for the pills not only to not make me sick, but to have any effect. And that's just not worth it to me to get high, so it's a great deterrent. But that's the only loss of freedom I feel. I can't just get high on opiates at the drop of a hat like anyone else. And I don't need to. And if I do, like when I had emergency surgury, they just have to give me a fuckton of drugs when I explain my situation. And at that level it breaks through and works no matter what. But I knew it was coming and was off them about 15 hours in preparation.
I've had years to work out all the angles of it and it's just safer for me right now to stay on it. Someday if there's some weird job shit or it somehow stood in the way of something I would just man up and wean off it. People do it all the time. And I've done the research; I'd have all kinds of comedown drugs to help me coast through. But I don't foresee having to do that. And if something really tempting did come along, like the chance to smoke up for a couple of days in a genuine Chinese opium den, I'd just stop dosing myself accordingly in advance and have myself a time.
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>Not only claim a ubiquitous nature, but ask you to sense it
>Sirs, I don't know who the funk you are, hence my inability to "feel" it. Claim null & void
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>>219495747
I dont think its just that I think its how he built his career on being shocking and offensive yet he is very sensitive himself and it rubs up against his persona. That and no matter how successful or famous he gets he cant change how he looks.
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>>219495848
I agree I actually met a chick who I was having sex with on and off for a short while and she was a bit chubby. And she said she needed to get high and turns out she was a meth head and I was shocked because she wasnt thin and peoplle still dont believe me when I say they can be fat
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>>219492241
You dont see many heroin addicts going around saying "boy i sure do love me some heroin!", or many fatties going around saying "boy i sure do love me some food!"
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Don't care about some old ass boomers still whining about radio shit from over 20 years ago.
Artie making Eric seethe all the time was comedy gold.
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>>219483109
That was kind of some mean shit to put out there in front of millions of people.
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>>219495731
There's a micro economy focused on people a-logging the guy. I am not joking. It's small but there are like over a dozen streamers who's job it is to make fun of that guy and circle jerk about how they're better broadcasters (despite streaming to 50 people)
It's the gayest thing in existence
People who care that much about radio personalities besides a quick laugh are parasocial retards
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>>219497413
on the contrary some fat people talk about food all the time
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>>219495809
There's nothing wrong with what Artie said there. If you don't hang out or talk after work, you're not friend, you're a coworker.
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>>219494955
He was also eating shitty food and drinking booze constantly, and they would give him shit in the studio for guzzling down Hawaiian Punch like it’s water.

I’m amazed that the dude is still alive in his 50s.
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>>219495034
Last I heard (and even that was like four or five years ago), a freshly sober Artie was supposed to be getting a podcast on Nick DiPaolo’s network, though I get the impression that Nick still refused to work with him personally due to how the Nick and Artie show flared out.

But then he just sort of fell of the planet, and I don’t know if he’s even got any sort of social media presence. Probably for the best.
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>>219495370
His mom and sister saved him
Quincy Jones saved him
Norm saved him
Howard saved him
Dana saved him
His mom saved him again
Nick saved him
Ant saved him

And he pissed on all of them.
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>>219495879
He was still funny while on heroin, and could sell tickets even today, Stern is a control freak kike who told every place not to book him, anyone who slighted him or left the show on bad terms with him he tried to ruin completely.
Sadly last I heard Artie had signs of dementia, probably due to drugs and booze.
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>>219497536
He sacrificed his nose for eternal life. No jews ever do this
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>>219497432
>Howard: “How’s Idol going this year?”
>Eric: “I’m actually not watching this season, it’s kind of a boring one.”
>Robin: “Whoa, now there’s a shocker.”
>Artie: “Yeah, now you’ll have more time to go fuck yourself.”
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>>219497669
Don’t forget Bob sagat
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>>219483109
He was going to meet Lindsay Graham
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>>219495848
Heroin and methadone people also crave sweets as a substitute so they're getting some dopamine release from eating. Hence fat junkies.
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>>219497800
Eric revealing he fucks the bed to masturbate.
The bit where do Eric's Choice where he's gotta kill one of the whores he slept with before it becomes a Titanic parody.
Gah that was some great shit. The only dumb radio shit I relisten to is every single call Eric did to Stern. God I miss that little prick.
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howard stern doesn't care about the wellbeing of anyone other than himself
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>>219482737
Don't post disgusting attention seekers.
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>>219495711
Yet here I am with excruciating back pain, had two surgeries already, and my shoulder has bones rubbing together with a pinched nerve causing awful pain, and I can't get a doctor to give me anything more than ibuprofen and they treat me like a junkie and a piece of shit when I ask for anything stronger. Incredible. Should I tell them I use heroin so they give me some vicodin or oxy or anything that actually works?
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>>219500961
I’ve got to say though, I think I went too deep, and the day I realized that most of the post-Fratto bits were faked just to get airtime was like the day I found out that pro wrestling wasn’t real.

Also, when I realized that the behavior that I associate with Beetlejuice was mostly Sean getting him insanely drunk and high, and then shoving him into the studio.
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>>219497497
Are those the dabblers or dabbleverse or whatever or is that another group of faggots?
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Howard Stern is the greatest living white cishet comedian and anyone who disagrees is an absolute child. Bunch of stalker children whose lives are already over, enjoy prison!
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>>219495731
Last I heard he was trying to become a lawyer.
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>>219495370

a lot of lessons to be learned from this
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>>219495731
I heard he dabbles in stand up comedy
FSJ & FAR
TSN & TWFS 4L
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>>219483109
>The days of my trip...
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>>219495731
At least one of his kids has trooned out.
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>>219482927
It was Sal the stockbroker. Artie said he was a hack comedian and it hit a nerve. Artie was going to kick his ass.
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remeber the time Artie went on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and constantly asked the hosts to fuck him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTw5LGfLgE

I like Artie, but he's obviously a closet homo or at least bi. No straight guy acts like that, drunk or not.
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>>219495809
Real jobs have little downtime where you get uninterrupted access to a friend to chat.
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>>219505953
He's jewish. A good and entertaining one for sure
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>>219508236
Jewish people ARE white, child. This is why you're already dead stalker, enjoy prison.
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paul rudd and joe buck went to school together and are gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK_m67NkiIU
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>>219508492
Totally sane reply
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>>219487672
I thought this was margot robbie
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>>219482737
So is this retard in an asylum with dementia? Last time I heard he was working at a gas station as part of his probation, but that was years ago.
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>>219509351
Apparently still alive.
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>>219482737
Dang his life must be rad
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John trying to get one over on Artie only for him to effortlessly turn it around on him every single time feels so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURYcmkoWt8
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>>219496887
Do you pay for it out of pocket? No? Fuck you you piece of shit.
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>>219509707
post an image with more talent
you can't
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>>219509707
oh did he get some work done? it looks better here
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>>219511279
Artie and Gilbert goofing on John about the Craig Gass thing was so good. I wish I had the full episode of that.
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>>219495370
stfu Yucko
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>>219503318
>Also, when I realized that the behavior that I associate with Beetlejuice was mostly Sean getting him insanely drunk and high, and then shoving him into the studio.
Who, me?
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>>219482737
He enjoyed the taste
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Beet would have whipped Artie's ass on air if Mr. T didn't intervene
https://youtu.be/SVjnnhkMY2w
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I loved when he would argue with Crazy Alice
>YOU SUCK DICK DON'T YOU
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>>219482737
>why was artie high on heroin every episode?
People do what they can get away with, and Artie got away with showing up for work fucked up for quite the time.
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>>219491110
>stern looking very Jewish, like he got hit in the face with a yamulke.
Pressly will forever be hella friggin based for this. Like, truly ebically HECKIN based.
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>>219502866
I hate reading shit like this. See some other doctors? There's gotta be a decent solution you can find by doing research.

You can try kratom -- can get decent quality kratom from an online vendor, but I wouldn't mess with the stuff you can get from vape stores. It's a weak opioid unrelated to actual opium, it's available in a powdered form, and you mix it with water and drink, or can get it in capsules. It's somewhat addictive because it can increase mood like real opiates, but the addiction isn't super strong with awful withdrawal like e.g., oxycodone.

Otherwise I'd talk to some non-asshole docs or whatever. Best of luck.
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>>219509707
is he pretending to be clean and sober like bobby lee?
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>>219490558
Exactly. Dude had it fucking made. He said when he was going to Hollywood to try to make it in the biz, his longshoremen coworkers called him fucking crazy, since he had a $60K union job in circa 1990, pretty decent gig I think.

Fast forward a decade and he's making around $900K to fucking talk shit to people and joke around for a few hours a day. Poor bastard had to wake up at 3am??? The horror.

Goes to show how strong opiates are. They make you not even give a fuck about living basically a dream life. Stay very far away from opiates kids! Really, really far away. Also, they're arguable better than sex LOL.
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I fucked my back up at the gym, went home and couldn’t get out of bed. I had to get taken to the emergency room to get scanned (everything was fine just needed to rest it). While I was there they gave me some morphine, and despite this being one of the lowest moments of my life I felt great. I can only imagine how good heroin would feel.
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>>219482737
because the writers flanderized his character into just being the heroin guy
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>>219490294
>what did she say again?
>Stern: I was supposed to look like him, but something happened...
>Presley: You got slapped a yarmulke...HAHAHAHA!
>(everyone laughs)
>Stern: She thinks I look really Jewish.
>Presley: Yes, I do.
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>>219497579
I just wish we got an episode of him on Norm's podcast. Maybe tried to avoid talking about the glory days with Norm if he was trying to stay clean.
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>>219508859
lmao Artie destroyed him
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>>219507223
Howard's not a real friend if he makes himself completely unavailable when he's not behind a mic. They have to clear the fucking halls when he walks through.

I was literally listening to one earlier where Howard was flipping the fuck out because Stuttering John asked him a quick yes/no question without scheduling an appointment, and because he didn't use Gary as the intermediary.

Friends don't act like that.
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>>219508875
How new are you faggot?
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>>219503599
yeah that's the group
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>>219512324
Anything involving Artie getting Beet turned up was comedy gold.

>Hey Beet, I heard you shit down your Jew leg
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>>219512852
Been through like six different docs and I'm currently using kratom. Shit sucks man. I just moved to Florida though so I'm hoping the docs down here will actually help me, and the weather will help too.
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>>219482737
>WELL HELLO DERE
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>>219514715
>gets cancelled by Japan
Based Gil
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>>219514234
>I just moved to Florida
Too bad those pill mills don't exist anymore. Well, not too bad for me. I'd fuck myself up so bad if you could just get however much oxy you want.
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>>219515211
>really cheap
>will do anything for a paycheck
>does super racist jokes on stern when most of his career is doing voice over for kids cartoons
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>>219515745
>voice over for kids cartoons
Those are just side gigs. His career is being a road comic doing the same act for 20 years
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>>219495300
I know fat people who smoke crackheads. Not all of them are like the skinny hobos you see on the street.
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>>219497669
>>219498449
And Colin Quinn who hired Irish gangsters to kidnap Artie and take him to rehab
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>>219513494
When was this, again? Howard is such a vain, spiteful faggot that he could've used his connections to get My Name is Earl cancelled out of spite.
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Howard's wife Beth was an escort


https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2021/07/blind-items-revealed-33.html
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>>219514108
Does he still have an entire wing of the Sirius XM building blocked off from all non-Howard staff?
The dude doesn't even leave his house anymore.
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>>219518213
Colin is the realest dude in comedy. Too bad every project he does ends up dying the cradle, practically.
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>>219518363
>russian
>escort
yeah that checks out
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>>219509707
Based pelligrino drunker
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>>219513088
>stay far away from any opiates
Correct
>theyre better than sex
Also correct yeah its like being a kid in the 90s for a few hours then your life gies back to normal but seems way shittier
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>>219515745
Good for him
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>>219518873
Polish
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>>219482858
Hi. This is Sal Governale.
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>>219512483
>Crazy Alice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_QW0KDsv-A
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>Can I tell you my favorite matt dylan story, real briefly?!
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>>219522814
Chill out! Do something positive.
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>>219505953
jews aren't White
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>>219506052
The law school arc was just so he could file lawsuits on his own to scare/bully his "enemies" without having to pay a lawyer.
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this is not love
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>>219523237

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDiwboyxVMM
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All questions about the parade, direct it to the Kuka Kulpa.
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>>219495711
I had the most horrendously painful constipation of my life after I started suboxone. It was like shitting shards of glass.
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I love bowling. One time I put a bowling pin all the way up my asshole.
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>>219495848
>Hard drug users can be some of the most fascinating people around.
The funniest person I've ever been friends with was a heroin addict, problems with alcohol too. There's definitely a correlation between a person's willingness to use drugs and how "fun" and sometimes interesting they are.

And you're 1000% right about sobriety being boring. Drugs/alc are a pretty easy cheat code to killing boredom in the short term, too bad about all their negative effects though.
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>>219495711
>Most people get sick when they use subs recreationally
Idk about that. It's probably because it's quite strong, and they just take too much. Every time I've used it for fun, it was quite nice, except for once when I doubled the dose.
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>>219522582
white women generally don't have sex with black men.
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>>219522814
>BRRAAAAPPPP
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Topless. T-O-P-L-E-S-S? Topless.
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>>219514108
His an out of touch, piece of shit but four hours is plenty for human interaction.
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>>219511626
Why do you have a problem with ME? Why don't you get better insurance?
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>>219515745
It wasnt racist, it was cruel and in bad taste. He literally count understand that it would upset people as they were still resting survivors.
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>>219518247
No he could not have.
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>>219482781
This. FPBP, the answer is 'cause heroin is awesome'.
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>>219518363
Howard hasn't been a "DJ" since the 90s.

Believe all the fake online gossip you like though.
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>>219523078
Yes they are. And most of them aren't even religious at all.

You're brainwashed. Happens all the time to the uneducated.
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>>219523613
Weird. I had no such issues. I wasn't huge into opiates though. I never had any intestinal problems due to overusing dope.
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>>219524735
I know about it.
I tried to 'share the wealth' with people when I got my prescription. I'd break them off 2-3 mg. and they'd end up vomiting and doubled over for hours on end.
After the third time of that happening I realized normal people just don't have any tolerance for things like that. I needed at least 4mg to get high. But of course that went up until it didn't work at all. And I'd been getting high off of whatever I could get for years at that point. Of course these people wouldn't be accustomed to what I gave them.



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