>>219483993oh boy, another thead where seething indians pretending to be americans or europeans complain about the british
>>219484069> indians pretending to be americans or europeans complain about the british.It’s a cunning plan.
>>219483993The British Empire was a net positive for humanity.
thingy.
>>219484069Bugger.. ye.. off...
The Britishers are not funny. Also, their curry isn't any good.
>>219483993they should make a new blackadder where he's a russian general in the donbass
>>219483993BALDRICKThis thrrrread of yours is about as witty and insightful as the complete volume of pointless musings by the winner of the witless fool of the year award 4 times on the trot
>>219483993>>219484296wtf was wrong with this nigga
>>219484192>The British Empire was a net positive for humanity.not so muchnot even the uk
peak blackadderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZFuKHXa7w
>>219484548Made more money than he know what to do with ($200m+) on Mr Bean sales in non-english speaking countries. He still collects $14m a year in royalties. The guy crashes supercars on a regular basis.
>>219484804I was thinking of the Mr Bean character not the actor. That's all I know him as.
>>219484831OK well he isn't playing Mr Bean in either of those images
>>219484925I was aware as soon as I posted.
WOOF!
>>219483993>baldrick, what are you doing over there?>I'm postin' a thread on /tv/ sir>what are you posting?>well, at first I was postin' about sausages and turnips, but I wasn't gettin' any yous, but now I realise it's because I forgot to sign my name in the name field, and now I'm getting loads of replies>I see. you do realise, baldrick, that the reason you're getting replies is just to mock you for being a gibbering namefag simpleton?>no sir, my post went down quite well actually. see, this person here told me to 'die late', which means he wants me to live longer, and this person called me a 'true-un' so I must be doin' somethin' right.>baldrick, you really are a specimen aren't you?
>>219483993>the idea was to create two massive armies each acting as the other's deterrent so there could never be a war>but this is a sort of a war isn't it>yes, you see there was one tiny flaw in the plan>what was that sir?>it was bollocks
>I have... a cunning plan, sir!...go on...>well you see sir, the jannies, they labour for free, right?not even a tuppence, Baldrick.>so if we just pretend to be jannies, the royal tax collector won't take half of your wealth!
>>219484552No other empire in the history of humanity did more for the advancement of humanity than the British. >French Rapists, looters and murderers>Spanish As above with extra genocide>TurksAs above with extra religious based murdering >DutchFucked up by settling in an empty part of Africa that the Jews wanted>GermanyAustrian man>RussiaToo busy killing themselves >JapanAnother rapist genocidal looting >ChinaLoots all your shit and pays to keep your government weak and corruptThe British ended slavery. Ended the superstitious murder of women. Executed wog warlords and educated savages. If only they didn't fall foul of the zionists
>ive got a cream pie for your wife, sir!>Baldrick you're the worst bull in the entirety of Cuckshire!
>>219486300The Dutch created and supplied the U.S., settled South Africa, created the grandest trade empire and had the greatest fleet by a factor of 10.And the brits created concentration camps for the Boers while the Dutch mainland was being attacked by Napoleon and the German states.You suck.
>>219486462he was a protestant
>>219486622A Protestant bishop, eh?
>>219486462he got his face melted in raiders of the lost ark
>>219486651the C of E is fucked up in that way
hehe it's Mr Bean
>>219486560>...But... But SOUTH AFRICA!!!Novel argument. >We also assisted the Japanese monarchy to keep their population in the Dark Ages for another two centuries, were militarily incompetent, flooded China with opium (yes, that was you), and walked past the US that one time! I'm not British and I don't even particularly like them, but this fanfic of yours is just embarrassing.Stay subhuman, brown!
>>219486560Weren't the Dutch like 5 million people at most? How the fuck did they do it while England is like 5 times their size?
>>219486560The Dutch were just as cruel and greedy as the English. They utterly annihilated the tribes on the spice islands, just to keep the British from being able to get any kind of foothold.And on the rare occasion they would tolerate a small English presence in their colonies, their temperament was fickle and they were prone to suspicion, leading to the Amboyna massacre, an event so scandalous that this picture was commissioned so that the English could whip up public resentment of the Dutch at will for the next 100 years.
>>219486300>>French >Rapists, looters and murderers>>Spanish >As above with extra genocideYou're the exact same shit, with extra genocide as well. Stfu.
>>219492018They were simply ahead of the game when it came to naval vessels. While the English were looking north for alternatives to get to the spice islands, the Dutch were already setting.With a travel time of a year, and attrition rates of up to 30%, you needed to have something solid you could rest on when you reached your destination. It's one thing after a journey of a year to reach a tropical paradise filled with savages that you can aim a cannon at and conquer within a day, compared to the English having to then also fight Dutch ships and fortresses at every natural harbor. Interestingly, all of this coincides with the first joint stock companies being formed within a few years of each other, namely the Dutch/English East India Companies.Because of their early successes, the Dutch had more money, so there was a massive gap to close.
>>219485868lmao
>>219492230Anglos are subhuman so the Dutch did nothing wrong. In the end is was the bri*ish Empire that spread the influence of kikes and fucked the world up with both world wars.Gott strafe England.
>>219493403Very simplistic view of history.
>>219489868>blaming England's failures on the DutchTrue jeetism cope.Stay brown!
>>219484192It created America and Australia.
>>219486462Problem?
House, Mr Bean and Hagrid
>“My lord, I’ve invented artificial intelligence!”>“Baldrick, your natural intelligence is already artificial”>Baldrick proudly presents a potato with wires stuck in it>“It learns from mistakes!”>“Then it shall soon surpass you”>....... >“It’s thinking, my lord”>“So for once, something in this room is”
>>219485868gets me everytime lmao
>>219495194The dictionary episode should be hung in a museum
>>219485868SOVLful copypasta
>We've lived through it!>The great war, 1914-1917
>>219486462He was a colossal pervert
>>219484069what do you write? i am a genuine britisher. zoomcall so i prove it?
>>219486300Rome sweetie
>>219485868Read in their voices for extra kek
A boy without a winkle is a girl
>>219484548>>219484804nothing. he was great in Jonny Engrish, sers.
>>219485868>gibbering namefag simpleton?he just like me!
>>219486300>>Dutch>Fucked up by settling in an empty part of Africa that the Jews wantedalso more genocide.>>219486300>foul of zionistsstrong words for an indian who didn't send 2 carrier ships to iran.
>>219483993Blackadder the Third > Blackadder Goes Forth > The Blackadder >= Blackadder II > Blackadder Back & Forth > Blackadder The Cavalier Years >= Blackadder's Christmas Carol
>>219499343>Blackadder Back & Forth > Blackadder The Cavalier Years >= Blackadder's Christmas CarolI still haven't watched these
>>219500838They're ok, i'd stick to Back & Forth as a one off watch
>>219486560Look we got a Burger Rhodesian larper
>>219496700>im scared sir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgyB6lwE8E0
>>219497059
>>219493403fuck off shit stain
