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My girlfriend is coming over to watch a movie later tonight. I really want to break it off so I'm thinking if I make her really uncomfortable that might make it easier.

What's the worst movie I can pop on so she begins to think negatively about me?

>P.S. I'm great so this will be difficult
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>>219486063
just grow some balls and tell her it's over you fucking pussy
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>>219486063
Irreversible.
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>>219486063
Lmao based scumbag op

Pick something with Sydney like the handmaiden and make comments like wow she’s so hot
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>>219486063
Irreversible I guess
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>>219486063
Salo would probably do the trick, unless she's into that sort of thing and it only strengthens your relationship.
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>>219486063
Just put on some gay peroid drama and cry.
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There’s probably a more suitable Haneke jöint
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A Serbian Film
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>>219486115
He wants to make her uncomfortable, not horny.
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>>219486115
Kek I showed this to my college girlfriend after specifically explaining what it was and what happened and she still burst into tears and fled my mom's basement demanding I take her home.
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>>219486063
Kids 1995

it opens with a guy having sex with a 12 year old
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Midori
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>>219486348
This. My immediate thought was The Piano Teacher.
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The House That Jack Built, start laughing gleefully at the scene where he’s sniping the kids, should do the trick
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>>219486063
Happiness. It ruined mine.
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If your girlfriend is either chinese or Korean, you need to put a Japanese movie about WW2 Japanese soldiers. That usually does the trick.
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>>219486794
>Take a girl into your mom's basement
>Make her watch a film with a scene where a faggot violently anally rapes a woman
>be surprised when she gets scared of the autist who watches anal rape films in a basement
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>inb4 "It's a cinematic masterpiece!"
We both know that's not why you watch Irreversible.
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if their idea of funny is challenging the viewer i'm not laughing
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Babylon 5 marathon. works every time
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Derek Jarman's 'Blue.' It's basically 70 minutes of an old gay guy describing the end of his life as he goes blind and dies from AIDS, against a solid blue screen.
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>>219489579
The only one here who got the assignment.
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Happiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bee5_n-RQc
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>>219486063
Master and Commander

Or alternatively

Das Boot (uncut version)
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>>219486063
American Pie and cry in the sad bit
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>>219486115
Beat me to it and beat meat to it
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>>219492149
I love these two movies
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>>219486063
964 Pinocchio
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>>219486063
The Human Centipede, Tusk, Megan is Missing, Triumph of the Will, Jud Suss or Der Ewige Jude, Cuties, Cannibal Holocaust, Saló, Antichrist, The House that Jack Built, any of those might do the trick.
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Put on Dear Zachary and keep mentioning "at least the baby is okay" throughout
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>>219486063
pop in Eraserhead and give her a thorough lynching, Inland Empire if you hate yourself enough to watch that with her.
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>>219494544
>That poor baby will have to live the rest of it's life without a father
>oh
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Watch Rocky Horror and when Sweet Transvestite comes on, stand up in front of the TV and start singing along really loudly while looking directly into her eyes
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>>219486063
This movie will make her hate you and herself since she will get aroused.
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>>219486063
The American version is better because it has the bug eyed "that guy" who actually looks like a psycho.
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>>219486063
The Seventh Continent. She might be fall sleep btw.
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>P.S. I'm great so this will be difficult
kek, good one, OP



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