muzzies btfo edition>FTL NEWS:-- BAM'S PARENTS are here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Nina’s challenges suck-- Ice Poseidon's gf Kimmee is here...-- Bliccy is here-- Landon cucked Bashir >Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrev: >>219484998
Bongo is beautiful
I forgot Drake was even there. Every single fish is so forgettable this season.
are the margeras still around? did ape bring the chili? been out all day
NASHIR IS LITERALLY SEETHING AND CRYING AND SHITTING HIS DIAPER RIGHT NOW
frank frank frank where is frank am I right???
>>219486137I dropped in earlier while April was making the chili and serving it to everyone, was very wholesome. Been very busy as well in the back half of this season
Bliccy is the only interesting thing going on rn
>open stream>bashir calmly eating food and talking to new girl>close streamyou guys lied to me
>>219486193Truke
How old is James Drake? Fucker sleeps like an old man in his 50s, clocks in way too early.
The freeloaders this season have been complete ass with the exception of Blane. Worst freeloader season ever. This is the first time I've wanted fishtank to go ahead and end already. This house sucks. The contestants aren't bad but they are given nothing to work with 90% of the time besides shitty challenges and cringe freeloaders
santa cruz joker is LIVE!
>>21948622049
Who is on director right now, letty?Too much of the superbed nontent making it into the mix rn
>>21948622036, he's been first to bed early first to rise all season, actually pretty impressive t. bashtard btw
>>219486192love to see it. i know half the people in these threads are zoomers and dont get the margera stuff but i think its great that its happening. stoked to check out the recaps. phil's lookin' SVELT (all things considered)
>>219486206B-b-b-b-but it’s an obscure tranny from S2 and Bitchtank! W-w-w-w-what???? You didn’t watch every second of season 2 and the spinoffs? You know season 2, the one that people were giving up on halfway through before anyone knew TJ was a contestant? You know- the one they decided to run through Christmas/new years and then everyone acts based for having nothing better to do than watch season 2?!
wow bliccy loves her chili I have never seen her eat so much of something
I was a fool to believe we'd get content today
>>219486314If you think Bliccy is a tranny you are legitimately retarded and should put a gun in your mouth.
https://youtu.be/KNCdBC8Ak0w?si=3M6PNfHeQXyl03-n>Single handedly brings forth the golden thread against all surmountable oddsKneel.
>bro >nigga>yoLaura needs to fucking die
>>219485548Women's automatic brain categorization of men that are not roughly 7/10 or better is close to "not human". Landon is all fucked up and would seriously get zero action on tinder, likely catfished by a couple of Indian men while he's at it. Let's not pretend, he'd be fucked for life if he never made it to the tank.
>>219486347
>>219486350Forgot image lol
I miss her
>>219486278Bliccy kino then the cut to Laura screaming pissed me off so much. Landon was kicked he needs to go
>>219486375He’s tall and he works at a college, if he wasn’t retarded he could get some pussy
how fucking mad is binx that vimp is universally liked and no one likes binx the old hag?
Bongo Weight Reveal: 143
>>219486431Nobody will know because she's in the basement getting gang banged while ignoring her 10 remaining fans
>how can he throw chemicals
Just tuned it, is everyone going to sleep?
Remember in S2 when you switch between chaos downstairs and bliccy upstairs? Look at the house now, literally sleeptank or them quietly eating chili together. Pathetic jet
>>219486436Kino
>>219486347Do the twins still believe she's trans?
>>219486431yt > spic
>>219486502Jet couldn't swallow his pride and call Frank so now his first season without Sam ends with a dud and hopefully the show is dead after this
>>219486431If she's a real friend, she'd be happy to be putting over younger talent.If she's a self mark, she's probably jealous.
>>219486393The only thing she did of interest the entire season is punch frank.Her alliance fucked up the voting and turned it into a nontent longhouse for the first portion of s3.Shit taste.>>219486429>He’s tall and he works at a collegeHey man that's what my profile would read if i was landon, but let's be serious here, he needs serious PT for anyone to think "Hey he's tall" instead of "oh fuck he's hunchbacked", along with speech therapy. I kinda wish Clav did come on and did a segment where he just tells Landon how fucked up he is and how to fix it.
>>219486529think so
>>219486436Fuck, she weighs more than my friend. What is her height? (asking for a freind)
>>219486077Dumbgay talking about blown out assholes while in his piss stained clothes
What’s that mini-Bingo? The people wanted Frank Hassle, not Bliccy?
>>219486436she said that on like day 2. also she's definitely lost a lot of weight on the show, same with bingo
Jet has to be seething and trying to fuck with the audience. These are the worst freeloaders fishtank has ever had, and it's not some random people who just ended up being duds. These are confirmed duds from previous seasons.Jet is sending in people he knows suck and make the show worse.Fucking Bliccy, Binx, Letty, Alex B.All that is missing is Chip with his cardboard.
I came home drunk as piss and wondering for real should I watch is shit finner happen or should I go be drunk elsewhere?
>>219486375Retarded men can only date girls more retarded than them. That is their only choice.
>>219486555>Her alliance fucked up the voting and turned it into a nontent longhouse for the first portion of s3.people only like her cause they're faggot gooners
>>219486615He thinks they'll hit with the kick audience
>>219486615>Fucking Bliccy, Binx, Letty, Alex B.It's definitely geared toward the Kick audience.
bongo getting cucked
>>219486615Suze was really good and I wish she stayed on until season end to fill the "lovable comedic relief" chris role
>>219486615He's a short sighted bitter little insecure faggot.He will be fucked with something amazing when he takes his sprinter van out for a spin.
when landon left, did he bring the anisa piss cup?
>>219486625it's going to be exactly this all night long one small clippable thing might happen just play vidy alongside or something drukbro
>>219486667She yearns
>>219486668She should have replaced Binx as Landon’s pet freeloader
So we're really 5 days away from the final and production's plans for today was a stretched out boring talent show for the fake host's parents then bitchtank for hours then fake flirting with landon until 3am?
>>219486766damiel being in the wigger orbit only affirms that sam and everyone involved are all faggots
>>219486625Literally lamest night yet. Bliccy can't even save it.
>>219486555That’s Emma Women are retarded, especially college age women in shitholes like Wisconsin. They see a tall mysterious janitor and make up scenarios in their head about fucking them. Landon’s problem is that the second he speaks to them they realize he’s an autist. He could still pull a weird bingobongo type autist girl tho
>>219486766Doomers ropeWe have Chip coming in later today and he has two boxes of cardboard. We are advancing culture.
cringe bros are feasting
>>219486807Bitchtank tranny losers are beyond delusional. The night is lame because Bliccy is there. Who the fuck wanted her there? She is nontent personified.
This is hangover tank. I don't remember it ever being this bad, I feel like half the cast is always hungover in bed. They are wasting bliccy because literally no one is physically able to drink
>>219486798What's wrong with Damiel
>>219486860>wasting BliccyYou tranny freaks are fucking insane
>>219486671Don't spoil the ending.
Fuck it I'm switching to the Bashir podcast, this tank sucks
Send in Jimmy. Make the call
It's time for Jet to concede he can't run a show like this. Without Sam keeping the wiggers in check, this has turned into absolute garbage slop
>>219486436nice i think trish was 145
Jet called in 5 e-whores no one cares about, wondered why people hated them, and decided to just start calling in previous fish, what a retard.
>>219486861same thing with all the wiggers: theyre in too deep with their irony posting
LAURA NEEDS TO GO. SHE'S TOO TRYHARD WITH THE FAKE AUTISM.
>>2194869355? i only count 3
wtf ben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3v28Pgbg4
It’s just one beer
>I can't have alcohol >it's just one beer right?>I'll just take one or two sips of it>ben trying to hold back his laughter telling her to say the line
If I was Bongo, I would fail this instantly and drink it immediately without second guessing.
relapse any% WR run attempts
Season 5 died tonight and we had such a high note yesterday.I will tune in to B team content outside of tank and the highlights from when they decide to make actual content again. Kicktank is objectively worse than peepeepoopoo tank.
LIVE POLICE CHASEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvUdzajpliU
>>219486924We are advancing culture. You won't believe the amazing freeloaders we have lined up to save the show>Vinny Ramos>Nifty>Delaney>CharlestonWhite>TatianaIt's going to be crazy. Can you jet me? Can you jet me?
this nigga landon says "collekathon" instead of collection
There are posters in this thread who wish frank came instead of bliccy
Is vimp actually thirsting for this retardthe bit should be over by now
LIVE POLICE CHASEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbUlbFrHwUM
>>219486766>production's plans
THE TIGER MUST FILL THE SLAV WITH HIS THICK, VISCOUS SEED
>>219486314Hating on bliccy to suck on bashir is extraordinarily gay my man lmao.
>>219487054The Tiger takes what the Tiger wants
>>219486812nice fanfic bro, I promise you no woman has ever looked at landon and wanted to fuck him
>>219487050"Collect-athon" is a genre of video game (like Spyro, or Banjo Kazooie) Thats what he is referring to because you have to collect candy in the competition.
>>219486971Binx, Vimp, Ice Poseiden’s Gf, Bliccy, Beth. Bonus: Alex Steins Son, Suzie the midget, Dumbgaynegro
They should get Landon drunk because maybe he’ll rape her
Landon was kicked. He should be home right now. Insert Cheese Bread.
>>219487050collectathon is a video game term
>>219487022shut up faggot this same post is made every thread
So what has this new nontent vocal fry whore done so far?>MUH SHE WAS ON SEASON 2 SO SHES...LE GOOD!
>>219487124hmm, i wasnt really counting binx since you cried about not bringing back former fish and i forgot about beth.
>>219487074This is twintank nigga, the twins done did it again. The twins for the muthafucking win
>>219487129THIS
>>219487061It's a Mexican in a truck lol
>bingo trying to save her sister>bongo wants to tell BashirThis is tough to watch bros
Jet Neptune paying e whores to be nontent on his shitty show for a month
>>219487168need it or sneed it?
James Drake hasn’t been mentioned in the last 20 threads
lol its so nontentank even the dumb whore is asking "whats going to happen, guys?"
ALCOHOLIC BROS WWA TAP IN
People cant accept that even a tard like Landon knows these whores aren't desirable
>>219487193who?
I FULLY BELIEVE IN JET AND BEN TONIGHT
BONGO BEER SIP COUNT: 3
bashir getting interrupted by jet's stupid lines...
>>219487193an actor is nothing without his script
I'm gay.
If you are watching Arena right now you'd know Bashir won
>uhhhh yeah bashir can you come down here and really sell the cuck bit this time?
Ben and Jet are reading the threads and saw the guy saying he'd relapse and are now doing this bit with Bongo to taunt him.
>>219487182
Someone post that DPOS Landon Jungle Room webm, you know the one that explains why Ben identifies with him so much. landonfags are getting full of themselves.
haha man it's just one beerah jeez well a second one can't hurt righty'know two beers isn't that bad, it's fine, i'll get a thirdfuck it man, i've already had three beers, what's a fourth?
GIRLYPOP
>>219487191Grrrrrrrrlllllll you know these nighas sneeding it
>>219487193We're conserving our energy to double leg and choke Bashir out cold again tomorrow
Honestly cooled off on Bashir since the elimination. At least now I won't constantly feel under siege and like my guy is hanging on by a thread, but now I'm also bored and directionless.Bingo Bongo are fun (Bongo for me), but have lost aura. Also seem like they'll be out next and if I get attached to those little goofball, the disappointment would crush me.James Drake is an alright dude, but he's just not that interesting and his win seems like a foregone conclusion = boring
>>219487200thats the joke
>>219487226this but unironically
why do Klaus and Benleaks keep calling each other pedophiles
>That's buddaLMAOOOOO
>>219487218>watching Arena right nowWhy would i ever do that?
What does this boy genius have planned for tonight?
>aww that’s like the muslim stuff for the syrian guylmao bliccy rules
I didnt know Vimp had CAKE
>>219487218Why won't the director go to Bashir
>>219487193he's nontenting the hardest
twins vs bashir vs drake+freeloaders
>>219487219>uhhhhh landon, can you give her a tap on the head with your finger and uhhh say boop? like boop her on the head
BASHIR BASHIR YOU NEED TO SEND HER A FLACCID DICK PIC
>theyre gonna get Malaysia and i dont like that at all
is there actually a commodity for awkward virgins from the midwest
>>219487235they need to make twins freeloaders like landon, its worth it like with landon they are good enough characters
>>219487193you said 15 in the last one
>>219487086You are probably a zoomer that got personality nerfed by pandemic zoom classes. It’s a shame your generation will never realize how stupid women are because you are too afraid to talk to them. It’s actually easier than ever to get laid if you just actually try instead of dooming and watching Clavicular.
>>219487205druk druk druk druk druk drukd :)
Does bongo actually resent bingo?She didn't even want to drink the beer until she talked about it to bingo.
zero payoff today
>>219486431>vimp is universally liked
>>219487183reddit gear
>>219487260He wasn’t invited to the shadow threads
GET FUCKED YA FUCKING PUNKS
>>219487247He's not seething the way they expected
>>219487160she’s funny as fuck
>>219487238don't worry about that
lmao @ Bongo confessing she almost drank the beer and Bingo saying "its okay I took 2 shots"
>ppv cams are broken>director keeps focusing on nontent twins>restreamers just sit on director cam
Isn't this supposed to be a show about the final 3 contestants fighting to see who wins
>>219487193James *do nothing without being told by production* Drake
>>219487235we get it dude
its just one beer bro chill
she's the queen of my double wide
>>219487246>They'll make you cuddle with hot goth babesHELLHOUSE!! OH THE HORROR!
How are they not yelling at Laura to shut the fuck up!!!
>>219487235The thing is it isn't their fault. Production keeps them directionless until they come up with some dogshit challenge for them to do for 3 days straight. They are all interesting characters in their own right, but this show isn't focused on getting to know the contestants, it's kickslop
>>219487246>landon struggling to hold it togetheri'm happy for /our/ nigga frfrfrfrfrfrfr
>>219487262lmao I'm 33 and have had sex with more women than I care to remember faggot
>>219487246TLPTLPTLP
Bongo is chugging the beer!
Bingo and Bongo remind me of those sisters from Martys
>>219487160connect jet to peter thiel
>>219487287Lol
>>219487218I am not a paypig. What is going on?
WHY THE FUCK IS LAURA STILL THERE??
if there's a next season, there should be teams at the start. not like the divide-the-house kind, but team-based challenges and then winning team votes a loser to go up for the elimination challenge and then the losing team also votes a loser go into a 1v1 elimination challenge.
>>219487289>hot goth babes>Laurasettle down now
>>219487300Chadlennial
Bashir actually saved this show. Any time there is some satanic stuff happening you can just go to where he's at and he'll be btfo'ing all of it
>>219487272Blaine really grew on me after he helped bully the fat wigger bitch
>POV: Vance walks up to you
Freddy and Drench would've mogged S5
WHO THE FUCK IS ON DIRECTORFUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
>you smell like beer!>no>oklove these two
I just realized James Drake is really similar to Vance, that’s why you guys like him
evil show
Laura and Dumbgay should leave honestly
at least bongo won't get too drunk, she seems to have a pretty high tolerance. she guzzles shots like crazy and that's why they kept getting so obliterated
I don't like this. I don't like this one bit.Goran Rapistovic, you have a rotten soul.
>>219487317
>>219487218No one wants to watch that faggot mope
>>219487319lol
>>219487272GREAT JOB BRO YOU MADE YOUR AMAZING MOTHER SO PROUD!!!
>>219487272He left at the right time
does that dumb whore just go through life wasted all the time?
>>219487291The bit is over retard
>>219487317watching him pray is very interesting
>wondering where blane was>missed him leaving the tank last nightfuuuuuck I loved him so much no homo
I hate bliccy, a lotI don't care what's a bit or notShe's ugly and kills my vibe
>>219487300>>219487315I'm 36 and had sex once and never again and never will again. My life is over and I want to buy a gun.
They have to cast a secret prostitute one season
YOU DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND BROTHEY'LL MAKE YOU CUDDLE WITH HOT ALT GIRLSTHEY'LL GIVE YOU BEERTHEY'LL BRING IN A BUNCH OF HOT CHICKS TO GET DRUNK AND PARTY AT THE BARYOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
>>219487342She talks like a retarded bitch
>>219487325You're right I love Vance
reminder that the door between the market and the dorm didn't exist until beth showed up
can laura go the fuck to sleep/leave the room/leave the show/be killed?
Thread is going to 404 before we reach image limit
>>219487346Just marry a Philippina
>>219487292True, a legit reality tv production would have them do things (even if relaxed) to bring out certain qualities of their character and lore. You can't just have literally nothing planned for an entire day at a time, because a taped show never shows downtime. It instantly makes the cast look stale. It's part and parcel of having a 24/7 live reality show, and the wiggers refuse to ever accept that it's fact
>>219487342she gives off bimbo vibes and is not a good woman
>>219487347S3 S4
>>219487325i hate vance
basneed is praying the pussy away. this nigga is unsalvageable.
>>219487348Whatever happened to Peter after Bloodgames
>>219487325Seethe bashigger
>Bongo has no self control>Bingo not only has self control, but it putting in double duty to try and save BongoBingo is and always was a good womanShe deserves a good life
>>219487311
>>219487351they needed a new door for her big ass
Bashir's sermons are always comfy
The rape of Bashir
Even the nigger is disgusted with the wiggers
Holy shit Bashir is actually indestructible in the Arena right now
>>219487358that's the joke, get filtered
>>219487363died
>>219487336he knew the "found the candy at the last moment" bit would potentially derail the situation for him and it was best to just dip. he also is walking out $4k+ richer for his efforts.
>>219487347binx, direnc
>im le heckin right wing patriot USA USA USA>however its ok if one of our states and millions of fellow americans dieno wonder this dumb whore is a jimmy orbiter
>>219487342Everything she says is a bit. She is just a boring nothing person who just goes>I am jewish and I have three legs and my dad is nintendo and I am a ghostand people just go ''ok''
Laura shows that fat people have ugly souls.
Where the fuck is Dumbgay
>>219487342filtered
>>219487362The praying isn't what scared the pussy away from him.
>>219487381That's fair
>>219487371this nigga is actually turning into alex b
>>219487351I wanna rub my face into her stomach while she grabs my hair and calls me a good little incel loser
>>219487300If that were true you wouldn’t see women’s attraction as monolithic
Why is bashir stuttering with a crying voice?
>>219487351beth couldnt hangshe is way too demonicgood riddanceyou can bet your last dollar she is going to be in the lake of fire
>>219487371what if he has to use the bathroom
KILL LAURA
I cannot fucking stand listening to laura anymore, man. she's always right next to the mic and screaming
Why did Kime get stox but vimp hasn't?
>>219487371HE ACTUALLY WATCHES BASHIR PRAY LMFAO
Has anyone mentioned Peter Thiel/Bliccy/Kimmee connect to Bashir? I wonder if it would get filtered.
>>219487350shoutout seattle mariners my shit team run by retards
>>219487371>>219487378updates for non paypiggers? what's this kooky muslim saying?
>uh bashir can you react a bit more to being cucked? thank you
>>219487314I'm obviously talking about Vimp you dip shit
>>219487378How can I watch? The cameras are broken on .rip
>>219487399I don't think he is?
Is Laura trying to piss off the dorm now? How is James not tossing her ass the fuck out
>Bashit immediately ignoredKWABOTS
lol bash is actually fuming huh? grim.
sex with random women just means you failed to secure a meaningful connection and would settle for anything. you're a pathetic excuse for a man should just transition already.fucking loser
>>219487400thousand cock stare
>Most coddled contestant in Fishtank history just allowed to have an open windowFuck coddle tank, kick Bashir
Dorm is just pure evil Filled with vindictive people
James Drake fans = GayBashir fans = BrownTwins fans = PedosBlane fans = Based
>people want to watch me pray>constantly tells the cameraman to find something better to film???????
>>219487399talking about not worshipping other things than god (banging vimp)
>Laura trying to be funny
>>219487404moar
>>219487408There are actual mudslimes in /ftl/
>usually when I'm told to do something, I immediately do itBongo is such a fucking retard. Bingo deserves better
>>219487378Qrd? I'm not paying wiggers and director cam is fucked as usual
who's fucking boot is that?
>>219487404he has his own bathroom next to his room
>>219487412>>219487408he reads a passage from the quran or something and talks about it
>>219487442Bash? Who else?
>>219487428Stop acting like a nigger, they had an open window in the jungle room too.
>reads DFW alone upstairbashbros..
>>219487378no playlist
>>219487431Emma Fans = Who?
>please god keep pussy away from me
>>219487442bashirs
>>219487423>>219487422>>219487399???how does he cause this much seethe? genuinely.
vibrator?
>>219487386California is a metaphorical cancer that most wouldn't mind having chemo'd. Hollywood exploding would make the world 100 times better just on it's own. (I'd never watch Laura but Im assuming this is what she was referring to)
bliccy got the worst final 3 to mess with lol
>Bongo agreeing with the TTS saying Landon made her drinkBongo is evil
>>219487432He wants people to choose to watch his camNot be forced to see him
>>219487425Chads have a lot of girlfriends too it's not just about one night stands
>yeah that's actually true it was landon who told me to drink the beerkek
zzzz
>>219487300I was gonna say that it's a bit of a long shot with Landon, but there's tons of confident retards in blue collar jobs who somehow get women (most of them actually) and plenty who score outside of their league
>>219487390many are saying this
>>219487320The season 4 hate on /ftl is unwarranted. I stayed up so long watching this cell, it was so Kino. Season 4 rocked and Freddy and Da Wrench are all timers
New to this show, checking it out because of Kimee. It's cool they have a separate cam with a religious preacher if the other perspectives get too intense for you.
>"I know at any moment it's probably going to get interesting"Bashir coping hard but I'm with him
>kick chat filtered by bliccy
bruh nigga bashir why ain't finna throwin some poop dawg?
>>219487386actually I'm a Hitler patriot>millions of fellow americansnot my americans, not my americawhat kind of american are these "fellow americans"?
coke fueled neon light sex with bliccy
>>219487438He's not even muslim. He's a Sufi Guenonian.
Production fucked up the Bashir/Vimp romance arc there's literally no reason to watch this shit. Making it into kickhouse is now unforgivable.
>>219487437
>rebate TTSfuckin wiggers man
>bongo going along with the tts saying landon made her drinklol
laura is right in my fucking ear man
Can Laura stfu she doesn't stop talking in that annoying voice even when nobody is responding to her
>>219487456what's dfw?
>>219487432>people want to watch me prayhe didn't mean it literally
>>219487482They are taking everything she says literally
>even the nontent twins are using landon as contentfuck paypigs
>>219487408Yeah we should be watching the evil women tease the autistic sperg who won't do anything because he's a giant pussy
they wouldn't nuke texas you morons
>>219487336He left and got home 15 minutes later
>>219487476bashir's reaction>i don't believe it but if it's true please pray for the innocents
>google this shit cause I literally slept all day>Trump's shit "worked" and there's a ceasefire for 2 weeksnothing ever happens
>>219487489Jet and mints do this every season because they love cuck shit They did this with Angie/Dan in season 4 and Cole in s2
they should have ben run a bit where he comes up to tell them it’s real and might affect the show
why are they letting laura be right by the fucking mic holy shit this is driving me insane
I always miss the autistic fanbase trying to read body language, shit's so funny
>>219487464because he's the main character
>>219487346You should buy a gun because they're fun to shoot. Sex is so fucking overrated I could go without it for the rest of my life, especially if it means my life is peaceful and limited on stress
>>219487342Holy filtered
>>219487515Trump lost. Iran is getting everything they wanted.
>anything happens>guess i'd better go barricade myself in my room and hide
>>219487515you know he is full of shit as usual whenever he says 2 more weeks
faggot laura is too tryhard and gay with her fake autism. kick her immediately
james drake prone bone
please kick laura immediately and save this show, she's overstayed her welcome by so long at this point and she's genuinely insufferable to listen to
I think Laura should kill herself.
After several hours wouldn't being part of a fake cuddle bit, laying near some girl and making sure not to touch, start feeling awkward even for a mentally challenged janitor?
does anybody have the cole HELL HOUSE clipgif related
Nothing ever happens
>laura's killing the tard virgin bit vance please come down stairs
>>219487520Yeah, they should tell them to be packed and ready to leave at any time
>>219487515>do nothing>get free money
KICK LAURA FOR FUCK SAKE
bashir is freaking out over the nuke tts!!
>>219487531I'd hide too if Laura hated me and will attack me at any given moment
>why is there a drone strike warning in california, iran isn't capable of reaching the uskek autism wins
>>219487502a melancholic liberal writer who hung himself
>awkward silence after every time laura says anythingthis is brutal
We are watching bliccy massage herself in the glassroom.
>>219487505i have the same humor as she does and everyone takes what i say literally and it's hilarious
>>219487541>vance come downstairs I need to show you this meme on my phone
Laura needs to go she kills so much potential
>>219487555wow
Where did Kimmy go?
PLAY A FAKE NUCLEAR EMERGENCT ALERTY MESSAGE OVER THE INTERCOM
if any of these retards werent retarded they would know iran does not have the capabilities to hit even london let alone the US
Poor Vimp is really scared :(
>>219487535T H I S
>not even landon believes it
>>219487527We're so retarded for listening to Israel Now ships have to pay $2mil for safe passage through the straight of Hormuz
>>219487527>>219487532I don't give a shit if he "won" or "lost" or what the larger implications are I only said "worked" in the sense of it being beneficial to avoid a larger war for IsraelI don't actually care what happens I haven't cared what happens in years, but hearing about him talking about a civlization ending like he's Eren Yeager and hearing this gay tts made me google shitanyway nothing ever happens
>>219487527Aren’t half of them dead
>>219487545if we start collectively calling her Jet's girlfriend he'll have no choice but to kick her
If vimp goes to bashir I FUCKIN KNEEL
GO TO THE FOYER NOW
>>219487561Correct.
LANDONBROS
>>219487553you sure?
Oh so when things get tough she wants to go back to Bashir. Performative bird.
>>219487555Queen shit
>>219487535DUDE no way dude like NIGGA
>vimp goes to bashirTIGERS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Lmao did you see how fast Bashir ran up the stairs after vimp?
>>219487572>54 iq janitor doesnt believe it>bashir doesnoticing
vimp goes to bashir when shes actually scared
>>219487554I can't believe she's still there it's ridiculous
>>219487538Idk but he's an archivehttps://archive.org/details/movies?tab=collection&query=cole+fishtank
>Vimp flees to Bashir's room>I'm scared
>vimp runs to bashir when she's scared
hahah holy shit Bashir rules so fucking much bros
>>219487576holy triggered
>>219487576lol sure
LANDONSISTERS!!LANDONFAGGOTS!!LANDONNIGGERS!! NOT LIKE THIS!! LANDONPUSSYFAGGOTBITCHNIGGERS!!!
>>219487593cringe
The stream has never had someone like Bashir. Any other season whenever some feminist witch was casting grim vibes the viewers had nowhere else to turn to. Whenever that happens on season 5 you can just click on where Bashir's at and he instantly restores the vibes
So, who's going to win the $50,000?
we don't lose bashirbuddies
>things get real>vimp runs to bashircuck bros??
lion
>/ftl/ wants the only freeloader who has done anything this season to goWhy are you retards like this?
>>219487580>>219487585>>219487589>>219487592>>219487596>>219487600>>219487601WHOS WINNING BITCH
>>219487587He mentioned him by name, whereas no one on the show has any relation to dallas..
>>219487538Why? It's fucking cringe. Ruined the meme to hear it out loud. So gay.
>>219487412He was talking about David Foster Wallace
>>219487596Hahahahhahhahahahahhahaha
This could be a really good gaslight bit, don’t fuck it up wiggers
landoniggers... did we just lose?? again???
>>219487596All her stuff is still in that room, she is leaving.
>laura immediately falls asleep when she successfully cucks landonlol
wait vimp is actually scared lmao
landon got cucked by a nuke
vimp is so retarded
Laura literally can't function outside of her carefully constructed ironic autist persona. She also has trouble sharing a space with other eccentrics as she isn't sure what to do when she can't be the center of attention.
What the fuck did Vimp run back to Bashir?
>>219487579Jet was seething so hard when JD made fun of beth for being the new wigger fuck toy kwab
tiggerniggers real fucking quiet all of a sudden
>>219487577Not to derail too hard but they have 90+ million people and they had over 15 million ~volunteer~ to fight back just before this ceasefire.Trump wanted a ceasefire. Iran listed some crazy demands, and the US seems to be agreeing with it.
jimmy yearns for rape
>>219487592>>219487596>>219487600>>219487601
>>219487615her past doesn't make up for her present
ww3 hoaxes are one of my favorite tank bits
>>219487642ew
>Bashir is her girlfriend to gossipBros
>>219487615she served her purpose a week ago, her time here is long over
>>219487516Vicious was right about everything. Spike was a villain and Julia was a whore.
>>219487640:/
1 (ONE) challenge all day.
i love how vimp and bashir, the only sentient people in the house, are actually worried.
NEW FISHTOY: Bludgeon vimps head in with a sledgehammer
>>219487640:(
>>219487623Because I want to see it you stupid nigger, can't you read? Take your emotions elsewhere you retarded faggot.>NOOOOO MY EPIC HECKIN MEMES HAVE BEEN RUINED!!!!!Kill yourself.
>>219487587he meant he's down for whatever
>>219487615she was good but she fucking sucks now, she just steps all over everybody else's stuff and screams constantly
bashir you can at least try to comfort her lmao
I knew about vimp before you
>>219487623Everything Cole does is gay and performative
>>219487633>landon got cucked by a nukeMy sides
FALLOUT ARC WILL BE REAL THIS TIME
>>219487655this but the beaner bitch
>>219487640>why hasn't laura sexually abused landon?Wtf is this guy problem?
>>219487615She got jd out, she sucks now.
I love when TTS turn into bits like this. Vimp is freaking out
>>219487572Bashir just came down and told the twins about it>Bingo: No way, I don't believe this at allautists are are actually the smartest in the house
>>219487567lol i knew it bashir would say itƒ
Legitimately speaking, even if a Nuke went off. 0 Chance Jet and Ben would tell the cast remotely lmao. Those fuckers would stick to the bit until the bombs dropped
USMC Veteran Chad King is on his way to Iran
>>219487662Nah he's enjoying this
>>219487662she gets what she fuckin deserves
>>219487662the one time his beta simpery would be useful
Vimp is a GOOD womanLoyal to Bashir
>>219487659You seem very emotional right now.
>>219487636yep lol
>>219487640this guy is weird
>>219487663this should elicit shame
queen bliccy while a nuclear war is happening
>>219487642she's fat nowass like a deflated balloon
>Nooooo, I CAN'T dudethis is how zoomers react to news they're going to be nuked lmfao
Jet and Ben need to buy an air raid siren and drive a block or two away and run it
vimp running to bashir for comfort is golden
>>219487682I'm not buying it anymore
>>219487663based og vimpchad
>>219487640These are the type of faggots that lost their shit when landon laid down next to a woman
girls are cutest when they're almost retarded
Its a demonic show
>>219487639But imagine America’s military gets bombed to dust for weeks, Trump and half the leadership is dead and America claims victory by getting a 2 week ceasefire. That’s Iran
Vimp getting school shooter flashbacks
>>219487615has been absolute dogshit since jd moment
>>219487692KEKKKK
Jon’s gay Mexican sidekick was sold Elijah Schaffer’s company Rift TV and is now Elijah Schaffer’s boss
>>219487676It's not a bit, check the news lmao
I'm secure and self sufficient on a remote island. If the world ends in a nuclear holocaust I win. My prize will be cancer.
>>219487691yeah usually when people panic they talk more formally
>>219487663That’s lame. She's really lame.
>>219487682there is no way this girl isn't getting dicked down on the daily
>>219487675ƒ
>>219487671yeah I thought this would suck but it actually working is funny as hell
Vimp getting spitroasted by Bashir and Landon
>>219487689forgot your picture
>>219487662Allah always hands Bashir a free W
Goof Factory is up
I wish they would drop the nuke for real already.
>>219487707hell yea cryokeen
I hate muslims, especially white muslims
>>219487660oh ok thanks
>>219487538Lost media
>>219487705I thought he was in jail
>>219487701If that was the case then they wouldn't be backing off.
>>219487706Oh god oh fuck, i need to get to the Twins
>snitch TTS got throughKWAB
>>219487688Unbothered, moisturized, in her lane, on fleek, Modelo time.
>>219487663you mean to tell me you had your chance between a dozen simps and squandered the opportunity?
VIMP IS LEAVING
Someone pay to put this on the kitchen board to scare vimp
>>219487682Incredibly shit.
holy fag simp tts
Fish aren't going to keep believing this if production does nothing. they need to put them all in the basement for the next 12 hours
uh oh
>Vimp leaving because she believes itKEK
how much of a fag do you have to be to send a "this is a troll dont worry" tts
>>219487719my b
NOT SO SMUG ANYMORE HUH BASHIGGERS??????
>Vimp is actually leavingKWAB
She just went to get her bag and gossip with her girlfriendBASHIR KEKED AGAIN
>>219487697good news, they're all retarded
BASHIR, ACTIVATE!
>>219487663I knew about Vlada before Binx ever had her on a stream
BASED BONGO LETS GO
has vimp done anything since arriving? why is she there?
>I'm gonna go downstairsBashjeet sisters?
>walks after you in the bathroom
>Bongo poured the beer out in the dorm closetincredibly based
This dumb bitch....
>landon cucked by fake TTS>she gets comforted by Bashir
>>219487709>I CAN'T dude>nukes? this is NOT bussin for REAL>ongod I swear to god bro
bash self-insert bros it's over
>Its a scripted bit
>vimp leaving the roomi'm going to kill myself!!!!
LMAO
NO VIMP DON'T LEAVE LAURA NEEDS TO GO FIRST
>>219487739ain't no way
Vimp pretending to believe it so she can leave and get landons cheese breath out of her face
HE KNOCKED ON THE HECKIN DOOR BENS GONNA BE ANGY
Vimp seriously believes this shit? I constantly overestimate people's intelligence.
>>219487753>lets ruin the landon bit and scare the autistic girl out of the houseVery funny jet
LANDONBROSBASHIRBROSWE WERE PLAYED
They could make this funny by just turning tts off and saying the stream is offline and to the pack and get ready to leave and they are trying to arrange flights right now
>>219487707lucky, I don't even live on an island and I have cancer
dumbgay is homeless
If production is smart they'll tell her its fake but bring her back up to act like it's real and just say she couldn't leave if she wanted to. Would be a good bit. I dunno if she can act though.
>>219487746S4 basement arc coming back this season would be kino.
>Production!!!>Production!!!
>Wigger bit backfiresWow something like this has never happened before right???????
>they shut off the lights and push everybody into the basement and say it’s an emergency how fucked up would the bit be?
>>219487777why would Bashir care? he has four wives right?
They need to pull the breaker, cut all power to the house.
>>219487770i hate him
NOW SHES GONNA GET CUMBUNNED BY THE WIGGERS IN THE BASEMENT BOTH LANDON AND BASHIT ARE KEKED
Where did they get tonight?At the Nothing Happening store?
landon cucked by TTS
>>219487757See:>>219487629I immediately clocked it, she wasn't going to Bash, she was just getting her stuff retards.
>>219487763imagine the smell
>>219487791Yeah except the moment they call it off they all realize they were just being fucked with
>>219487799backfires? I hope this stupid bitch leaves, I'm so happy.
>>219487763>these are the HOT GOTH GIRLS AWOOGA AWOOGA I told you about bro
>>219487804KWAB.
>>219487763holy grim
The inevitable cuck house
>>219487804embarrassing
>are you prayingLMAO
>>219487804may allah guide him
WIGGER BROS WE EATING GOOD
>>219487705G shit
A defeated male
>>219487783LMAO
>>219487801he doesn't care*
>>219487806>sees everything in terms of cuckinghow does one end up like this? grim
>>219487804nigga down bad
landon needs to have his first kiss before the bombs go off
Another basement cumbunny
wiggers should cut the lights
>>219487810Anything too get away from Landon
Here's the snitch faggot
the wiggers arent fun enough to do anything with this ww3 bit
>>219487817Even Binx has admitted that the goth girls in Miami all look like shit. I think she might've said the majority of women in Miami look like shit.
lmao whats with the fort dude
Carolina update
>>219487763What even is this photo? What is this event? Vimp and Binx stick out like sore thumbs.
>>219487763most disgusting image I've seen in months
that piece of wood will save you from the nuke bash
head would know what to do right about now
>>219487829>>219487804literally just asking about his laundry geg, relax AB
>>219487804>>219487829LMAOOOOOOOO
>>219487849this they couldn't even do the fallout arc well
>>219487846KHAZ HOW COULD YOU
>>219487846based
>>219487849did this faggot really get his ass beat? that'd be so cool
>>219487852is she retarded or something
>>219487829just wants to get his laundry done btw
>>219487852>If she can get him, she can have him.
>>219487846why do faggots like this even watch the show
>>219487852dumb broad
>>219487705I can confidently say, anyone who only watches during the seasons actually airing knows what you are talking about
>>219487858Shhh let them believe it, they are going to anyway.
>>219487852she's doing this because she probably got literal doxxed phone call death threats by deranged subhuman letty fans
ITS OVER
>>219487852drakebros our response?
>>219487849It's sad as fuck cause its basically just tee'd up ready for them to hit it but they're too strung out to do so. Bring on more kick hags.
>>219487804>>219487818>>219487823>>219487825>>219487829>>219487832>>219487835why is this getting so many repliesi just came back
>>219487864>woman>retardedyes
>>219487804>>219487818>>219487823>>219487825>>219487837>I was told to ask about my laundry Are we watching the same show?
>>219487852Carolina is cuckposting
>>219487763So is this the “Latina goth party” that the zoomers have been raving about
>>219487851Laura is crazy
>>219487852lmao, letty should cuck her 10 times harder for this.
>>219487852this bitch is crazy lmao
lol she went back up to move out of the arena officially!
>>219487846Eyes on Kazuhira
TTS’s gone silent. Are the Wiggers committing to the Bit? As im typing this Dorm’s still getting lame nuke ones
>>219487879<3
Imagine having to rely on Antara to know if there's a nuclear war
>>219487852I like how she @ letty, she was mad
>>219487853This is their regular group of goth girls that they hang out with at events. The one next to Binx is a tranny.
>>219487852>profusely apologizes to the girl she wanted to fight hours agothis community is evil
>>219487879Love and life will prevail
Bashir is allowed to have open windowseliminated fish btwnot coddled btwJet needs Sam
>>219487876this, sam literally said it in the s1 finale lol
>>219487879BASED BASED BASED
>>219487881I don't really know, I guess people thought he was gonna leave over some cuck bit or something?
>>219487205I was gonna be a good boy tonight but grabbed some Sake on the way home. Fuck it.
PRODUCTION FLIP THE BREAKER AND TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF!!!!
Did Trump really nuke Iran?
>"no more tts in queue">still get throughwhat wigger api is that fuckin dogshit.
>>219487852Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
>>219487868they get off on pissing off fans
>>219487852Another relationship destroyed by Nina V
>>219487852kek>career ruined.>relationship ruined>put through humiliation rituals, peepeepoopoo, bashir and tts insulting him all day for a month straight>all for a week's wage
>>219487852what happened other than drake not showing interest in letty? i saw that early this morning
>>219487852Thats pretty normal though. I never understood fighting the mistress, its the partner that fails. If the partner succumbs thats on them, not the temptress. See JD.
>>219487852>if she can get him she can have himoh he's fucked
>>219487895yeah they turned it off for suspense or something
>>219487913Then there wouldn't be a stream retard
>>219487914yeah check pol
>>219487852...sorry WHAT?
>>219487852Wtf happened?
Production needs to come upstairs acting worried about the bombing or shut the power off for awhile or something
The only reason binx has simps or coasts by in life is because she's skinny and uses le goth gimmick
>>219487908They've had multiple windows in rooms open this whole season. The rules are a lot less strict on Jet's show. They opened the window in Jungle several times to just collect bugs.
>>219487851He’s getting ready to lay his eggs by making a nest, Vimp impregnated him in the bathroom a few days ago
>>219487711>there is no way this girl isn't getting dicked down on the dailyWhat makes you say that, anon?
>>219487924nothing
SEND HIM IN
>>219487914nuke are never ever going to happenand they suck anyways
>>219487913and all the cameras too retard?
>>219487914Not yet. He's waiting for Frank
>>219487914yeah bro>>219487913>>219487933fuck this would be kino
>>219487924Nothing. Deranged lettycels doxxed her and her kids and harassed her
iran has a bunch of shitty bottle rockets that can barely reach israel
>>219487914Yep, we are all gonna die watching Neptunian Content. Join the party
The wiggers have a golden opportunity to do something kino with this, but knowing them, they're just gonna do drugs the whole night, and nothing will happen.
>>219487763>Binx and Vimp are the hottest girls at the Miami goth clubsThat's pretty funny
>>219487852Insane foreshadowing.
>>219487852the insecurity of james saying he liked it
>>219487902>The one next to Binx is a trannyyeah no shit
>>219487852What? Drake's worst "epic hassling" came from his GF ig
>>219487924probably got death threats from lettycord
>Landon cucked>Bashir cucked>James Drake cuckedEVIL SHOW
>>219487852
>>219487804people are desperate for everything he does to be some reaction to being cucked so they imagine that he is asking to leave
>>219487852GOOD WOMAN ALERT
>>219487902They're all kind of half-assing the 'goth' part.
>>219487938why do all women are fucking addicted to posting dancing videos and selfies of themselves online
>>219487933they arent good enough actors for that
>>219487852>YFW Production told her to post this
I'm vanilla baby
>>219487941What do you even do if vance clucks you
they should blow up part of the house for real and commit to the bit
Goo room camera is up
>twins call the meme screen watching tv
you can do better than a single mother james, come on.
>>219487914nukes are fake
they're scrambling in the basement for a way to turn off all the lights but leave the cameras and audio equipment on but coming up short
>>219487958Fishtank always wins
>>219487933Take everyone to the basement for a while as a lockdown procedure to try to survive a bombing.
>>219487948Iran’s been fucking up those Kykes all day since US agreed to a ceasefire with them. What are you on about retard lol
>>219487922He got to hang out with Letty though.
shes gone bro
>no "show's over" bit where they cut the cameras this season (so far)Does this mean anything good for the show?
>>219487908literally every room has done that you fucking worm
>>219487763>>219487817>>219487850I scratched my butt and gave it a cautionary sniff as one does as I happened to open this and was so disgusted by this image and the sensory combo and imagining these gross fucking whores all dressing up and doing their makeup to be "goth baddies" piling affirmations on to each other about how even the ugliest among them is SLAYING that I was cured of any simp desire for Vimp
The Bashir coddling better be worth something
>>219487763I'm convinced guys transition to be part of these groups convinced they'll get laid by actual lesbians
>>219487938She does shit like this on social media and travels with Binx, smoking and drinking.
THE WIGGERS ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING
>>219487951Bianca mogs every single time
>>219487941wtf is this
wigglets have entered the garage
>>219487979goobros are eating good tonight
WIGGERS ARE HERE
>production running through the house with water bottles
>>219487941wtf is that??
>>219488000No they aren't
I dont read the papers. Why would the US bomb Iran?
>>219487804>>219487818>>219487823>>219487837>>219487825Delulu
?????????
where the fuck is the midget?
>Bingo>let’s go “watch tv” and drink our monsterThey are genuinely fucking retarded
>wiggets come in and silently get a bunch of waterLMAO that’s good
>>219487941would actually be really funny to ruin the bit like this
Blane was drafted to Iran
>>219487979its mints goon room you sick fuck
>>219487804>will someone talk to me?
>>219488017Iran's in the shower.
>>219487997You're 100 percent correct
>>219488017Revenge for pearl harbor
Bashir is so coddled they better start fucking with him
>>219487792Don't worry, Steve Jobs told me cancer isn't real. Just jog, get fresh air and get really healthy. If your immune system is strong enough it destroys cancer even though cancer isn't real.
Realistically, would this show still go on if the US nuked Iran?
>>219488019why is this funny to me
https://kick.com/monkeykingcobra
>>219487852more like Cuckrolina
how may fish retards have admitted they never read the contract lol
>>219487980I mean...they are watching a TV
>Iran has been nuked>The West coast is currently being drone striked>Bashir is asking for Letty to grant him a dragon wish and get his laundry done
>>219488015fuck youre right, serves me right for thinking the wiggers would commit to a bit
>>219488002grim
>>219488035why wouldnt it
>>219488017Tiny hats
>>219488017Symbal got the immunity nuke
>>219488017Trump and his genuine Dementia have locked him into an ego trip where either he sticks to his word and bombs Iran to obliteration or he pussies out. The latter is likely whatll happen
>>219488035Yeah who gives a shit. Not like Iran could shoot anything back and Russia and China are too cucked to do anything
They should leave TTS on and stop coming back upstairs now. It'll look like they fled the house. First fish who leaves gets eliminated.
bashir's immediate reaction:>i pray for the innocents who may be harmed by the bombvimp's reaction:>dooood is this like real i'm freakin scared bro i might like die or something
Yeah, the US nuked Iran, and by US I mean my dick and by nuked I mean jacked off and by Iran I mean pictures of Bliccy from S2.
>>219488035it will be like WWE still going during covid
>>219488035yeah?who cause if Iran gets nuked?nothing would happen to the US right away
>>219487987Barely anyone has died in Israel despite Iran using most of their arsenal, at least be honest about it
>>219488035vance has nothing better to do
>>219487881bashseethers headcanon that he's defeated ny landon or some shit. he literally just knocked on the door and he's waiting for letty to give him his laundry
>>219488017israel told them to
>>219488035No
>>219488041>Bashir is asking for Letty to grant him a dragon wish and get his laundry doneNO HE WAS KEKED HE'S GONE HE'S LEAVING
>>219488003>>219488013dw she fought it off
>>219488035Yes? The world doesn't stop turning. Would you not eat breakfast that morning?
>>219488017they've been at lowkey war (on israel's behalf) with iran for a few weeks now bro
do you think the twins or bashir even noticed the wiggers' hurriedly getting water
>>219488017Iran is coddled nontent so Israel/US started fucking with it to get it to do something interesting
they're gonna rehash the fallout bit from s4 aren't they
>>219488017Israel told us to so we had to do it
>>219488035i don’t know sorry
>>219488022what else would it be called retard
People eating with the gross loud mouth smacking noises grosses me outbut it gives me the ASMR feeling when Bingo does itwhy?
>>219488035Not without them being able to contact their families that’s the issue with this bit, they’re obviously about to pull that shit but how do they get away with not letting them talk to their families?
why are people talking about nukes when a ceasefire just happened
Remember when in season 3 they spent the entire night making a fake Hulu Famous House trailer to keep everyone from getting suspicious? We're never seeing production be that passionate about the show ever again
>>219488041cause he knows it's retarded
>>219488065oh ok thanks
>>219488081Because you're a pathetic loser faggot.
>>219488059Holy cope. Basneed fag really believe this.
>>219488083funny to scare the fish
>>219488070No they're oblivious to most things. They don't even remember blanes name and call him >Shirtless guy
>>219488083it's called gaslighting, retard
This nigga worried
>>219488083sometimes they like to play little pranks on this show
>>219488083gaslight
>>219488024Where even was that water? They are always bitching about no water
>>219488088Too busy passing Binx and Letty around in the basement
Did Vimp actually leave because of this WW3 bit?
WIGGERS LET THE SINKS AND TUBS FILL WITH WATER. THIS IS THE WAY
>>219487941>>219488003>>219488013That was CLUCKIN' brutal.She really cold-COCKED that motherCLUCKER.She made a real CLUCKOLD out of him.Kimmee, stop! You've BATTERED that bird enough.And you hit him with the secret "11 HURTS and SLICES".The weak should fear the strong, BUCKAAAAWWWWW
>>219488082It's a retarded bit without much foresight
>>219488035big brother kept filming during 9/11. they did tell the houseguests though. check youtube theres clips
>>219488083Did you just blow in from stupid town
>>219487881He's asking for his laundry but a bunch of retards thought he was going to leave for some reason.
>>219488083The fish don’t know that
>>219488105i think shes in dorm bathroom
Twins probably have the greatest chance of success as a streamer(s) than any other contestant in history. They just have to stream together and yap a ton. This is gonna sound like a negative thing but they create great background noise which is a good quality to have since tons of people just open up streams in the background while they do other shit. I'm not even particularly a fan of them but just something I've noticed. The random egirl contestants like Josie/Mizzy/Binx etc. are just low energy deadair machines that can't be entertaining on their own so their streams flounder. The twins get on a roll and they never stop talking. They could also just be vtubers too.
>>219488074jet has been practicing his ghoul voice in the basement for months
>>219488095>>219488098I thought you guys were talking about real life, I havent watched any of season 5 because its all orbiter fags
>>219488105yes but noshe'll come back up
>>219488083the ceasefire was broken by the nuke
did they purposefully turn tts off to spook the fish or what?
>>219488099He said his stomach hurts from the chili He has diarrhea from the slop that was cooked for 5 seconds
>>219488097you clearly don't ever watch them. they're bad with names but they love blane and are stupidly observant. they probably just don't give a fuck because it looked like they were just grabbing water
>>219488112It's a retarded war without much foreskin
>>219488017Kikes wanting to build the third temple
defeated, cucked
BASHKEK IS SEETHESITTING HARD
>>219488088uhh giant keyboard dude what are you talking about.
>vimp being scared will make her get turned into a production cocksleeve in the basement Ohnononononon
>>219488119Holy delusion
>>219488099He's got family in the middle east, it's understandable and now very possible it could happen with the demented pedo freak that runs our country now.
>>219488093
>>219488134>>219488135>literally just sitting there>BASHIT IS FUCKING MALDING TOTALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
The news is saying that Vance just nuked Iran
>>219488130maybe he's not used to eating meat/pork?
>>219488083
>>219488122
>>219488134>>219488135How do I get cool clothes and shoes like this?
>tts tells bashir that drones are targeting the west coast>he is immediately suspicious because iran doesn't have those capabilitiesmade me laugh
>>219488135He thinks he is getting laundry but its not going to happen lol
where the fuck is vimp
>>219488119
Did that Kim girl randomly leave off camera or what? What happened there. I wasn't watching for about 2 hours a while ago, but she seems to have disappeared.
>>219488135He’s actually sneedsitting
FALLOUT ARC REDEMPTION TIME
>>219488128yes
So the people who post in these generals are completely different from the past seasons right? you people are fucking retarded faggots
>>219488149he can’t do that
THE most coddled fishtank contestant on any season
>>219488088that trailer was horribly put together and easily could've blown the whole thing open, sam also blew it by telling mizzy and alexis it was live on like day 3
>>219488037cat in the hat lookin nigga
>>219488099 >>219488134 >>219488135He's waiting for Letty to do his laundry or get slapped
>>219488112>the audience once again creates the content and the wiggers fumble along with itBravo Goran
they faces killing me why nobody gaf
>>219488146You're mad lmao
the twins run the show
>>219488099He's wanting to ask Letty if she will do his laundry
Turning TTS off did not have any effect since they are all trying to sleep anyways.Wiggers are just giving them peace and quiet lol
>>219488135>>219488134>>219487829>>219487804Are you ok? This dude will go to sleep and you'll post about how he's literally dead from cucksuicide or some shit
>>219488157slit her wrists in the bathtub
>>219488139Just like Letty and Binx are right now
>>219488135>>219488134HE IS SO RED LMAOOO FUMING
When do we get a Mad Max fishtank season?
>>219488168at this rate, I'm to believe every fish in this season was the most coddledalso why is it the fish's fault if they're """coddled"""? never understood that logic
>>219488164I've been here since Season 2
>>219488184if they let him sleep tonight then he's fucking coddled
>>219488164Been here since season 1 but these threads have been absolute coal this season. idk what happened between s4 and s5 but they got exponentially worse
Name a single piece of Season 5 lore that's deeper than the Kimmee chicken attack.
>>219488082They're allowed to talk to their families at any time, it just means they're eliminated.
>>219488094lel
>>219488168What about Josie? Oh yeah you're seething
They should tell them to go to the bar for the news and just never come back up stairs
Bashir malding that in the case of a nuclear apocalypse he cant be coddled kwab
where’s bliccy
>>219488198the michael room
There are bashir cucks coping in this thread right now.
>>219488198Goo room
>>219488184What's with Bashjeets and replying to multiple posts like this
>>219488198this is ai it's not real like the goo room and the shit shoe
>>219488162>you will never go balls deep in that ass proneboning this good woman in your basement crawlspace while fingering her mouth as the bombs drop
>>219488208sleeping in the dorm
LOL bashir waiting for the basement to let him go home after being KEKED by LANDON fucking his girl that he fell in love with
>>219488166>Yeah
>>219488198red shark rapist
>>219488198bam relapsed
>>219488188comes after the space season but before the pirate season
>>219488198jungle room gods
>>219488208Rimming jet's asshole
>vimp just wanted an excuse to move her shit to dorm
>>219488198>fridge rent>pirate bathroom
>No more drinking on the show>actually no more drinking ever>Bingo and Bongo are never going to drink again>hours later walking around with beer in handDemonic show
Vimp in Landon's bed breaking out the first aid kit, she's going to take his blood or his cock
>>219488150he isnt supposed to eat pork at all but there was 2lb ground beef and 1lb ground pork
can we get a thread without posting about bashir
why is everyone but the twins still barricaded when the candy challenge is over
>>219488225Bring her in
>>219488239impossible since he's the main character
>>219488198Vance twerk off from s1 where he beat Richard
>>219488212because like fifteen bashseethers post at the same time any time he does literally anything
>>219488198lmfaoi took a nap earlier because it was nontent dogshit and i missed one of the most kino moments in ftl history wtf
Bashir actually fuming HAHAHA
VIMP HAS RETURND TO THE TIGER
Bashjeet sisters.....it's over....
>>219488198the black plumber guy
>>219488234It's just one beer.
>>219488212Bashjeet? Bashir is a faggot.I just find the pattern confusing. Once vicky left there was no one to root for.
they doing laundy for the most coddled fish now?lol
Its kind of ominous when TTS is off like this
>>219488239hes 1 of 3 fish left anon...
can vimp give landon a lubed up handjob now
>>219488198>>219488249This is AI.It's not real.
>>219488191>>219488203He was eliminated and allowed to come back as a fishCant get more coddled than that, literally>stepped out of the cellJet let him stay even though he lost early on>Had the second least candyJet eliminated Landon even after admitting Landon had the second most>is allowed to have an open window in his roomCODDLED
>twins want Bashir to read them a storycute
james drake hasn't been posted about here in over a month
>>219488198I legitimately don't know if this is AI or not
>>219488239every other person in the house other than the twins are just an extension of bashir
the wiggers are going silent to try to scare the fish as if that's out of the ordinary for them
SHE IS BACK TO LANDONOH NONONO
>wiggers turn the lights off.>fish panic>lights come back on>frank is there
dead rising music is the best part of this dogshit season
>>219488198burt was not the first black guy to jack off on fishtank
>>219488235It looked like she was biting herself I think when she gets nervous and anxious she might bite her hands and arms
BASHIR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
bongo was built for the frog pose
>>219488271lmfao what a cuck
>>219488254BASNEED KEKS... OUR RESPONSE?
>>219488266what is freddy?what is luke?what is trish?
>>219488198James Drake and Vicky veteran escorts
>>219488214>>219488264>>219488273>the faggots hating on kimmee weren't even watching
>>219488279frank hasnt been invited on the show. that's from his own mouth in a faggy discord call i was in the other day
>>219488279I wish
>>219488266Production can't run a show so it's his fault? OK nigger
>>219488281dontarius the goat
>>219488271I've never seen anybody even mention him until now
>>219488229this
>>219488048Trump does not decide shit except 1 or 2 scoops of ice cream for dessert
bashir has the twins now, he won
>>219488264Sure bud, and the US didn't just nuke Iran either...
>>219488119They will collab and elevate the Mizzy Sonic cosplay to appeal to intellectuals like us.
>>219488287freeloaders, only Bashir came back as a fish
>>219488254IRAN PLEASE NUKE THE HOUSE RIGHT NOWENCHILLADA THIS CANNOT STAND HARAM
have i ever told you the story of the chinese farmer, /ftl/?
>>219488198mr.naked's golden bitcoin
>>219488290thank God, keep that fat nigger away from this cast
>>219488229correct
they should do another landon song but this time something sexual about vimp
>>219488280true
>>219488286He has 4 wives
>>219487934You could get girls too if you weren't obese and put a little more effort into your wardrobe
>>219488271He's not an after dark fish.
bashir really gave up the praying huh
>>219488266TJ was eliminated in the standup challenge and he won the show
>Back to Bashir sermon content.Wiggers did one lil gag for water bottles and tts’s stopping and called it a night
>>219488313...that he hasn't consummated
>Have I told you the one about the chinese farmer?sounds like a joke set-up lol
>>219488302freddy 100% came back as a fish.he got prize money.
>>219488292Doesnt Bashir constantly claim to be morale? but is okay with being a nigger when it goes in his favor?Typical islam shit
>>219488310>genius ideas from the fans such as this...
>>219488299many such cases
THREE LITTLE KWABS IN THE KEKSHED TOGETHER LOL
>>219487941this was scary
>>219488119they should collab with fuwamoco
guys, should i quit smoking for vaping?
>>219488266Twins were eliminated and allowed to come back as well. They're far more coddled than Bashir.
>>219488198lol. Kimmee was a good woman
>>219488314Projection
>>219488198the truth behind the blueberry challenge
>>219488306Its not a story the christians would tell you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=__yo0s2YyHkbashir telling stories reminds me of this
>>219488307James Drake has it now (got it from a golden egg). We will see if they do anything with it...
>>219488331>refuse to come back on the show because....umm ....your religionRetard
>>219488338Twins werent eliminated with blane Bashir was, and allowed to come back a seconf time.Bashir is the only fish to get eliminated twice and still remain a fishCODDLED
>>219488325He's waiting until they turn 9.
LOL FAKE ENDING INCOMING THATS ALL THEIR PERSONAL BELONGINGS
>>219488270More jealous about this than landons cuddle time
>it's over
something extremely fucked up is about to happen
>>219488035Yeah, it's happening right now.
>>219488198My brain twice deleted the memory.
HERE WE GO
let's see how dumb this bit is
have i ever told you guys about the cucked muslim of syria?
Oh great let's see if they can pull off a national emergency larp
LMAO YES
this is gonna be so stupid
>we've got to escape the bomb in the sprinter van
DONT FUCK THIS UP
>they're doing the show is ending bitReally nigga.
nuke it up
Bake
>>219488381>>219488381
potentially kino bit
Did Kimmee leave?
KINO INCOMING
>>219488359Self elimination if they take the bait
>>219488375always is
>its another fake ending
>>219488289Anon I'm Cx for life and just think it will be funny if the Kimmee chicken bit that 90% of people probably didn't see cause it was at 5am EST being memed as AI shit that never happened would be the best and funniest outcome
>doing this at 1amRetsrded wiggers
>>219488378yeah but only on the fish which is how it should be done
They’re gonna fuck this bit up so badly
FISH WALKING OUT INCOMING
>>219488407makes it more real tbf
>bashfags conveniently forgetting that he goes to the basement door 5 times a day and asks production for favors>until ben noticed and told him to stopat least OWN the coddling and make something up like his sky daddy cares for him so he gets all these advantages or some shit. denying something that's on camera is retarded but I guess that's the fate of bashurians
>>219488410>bens acting fails>none of the fish want to walk out first>it ends in a nontent wayAll 3 can happen, the last is guaranteed >hahahaha goodnight lol
>>219488432You're starting to look raped now and I don't entirely disagree, I'd just call him whiny
>>219488358that was good
