[Jules, Vincent, and James sit within James’s kitchen, cups in hand.]Jules:O heavens! What ambrosia greets my tongue!By God, James, this be brew of highest kind!Full oft would Vince and I make merry withSome paltry, dried concoction—thin and base—Yet thou bestow’st upon us richest draughts!What noble flavor dwelleth in this cup?James:Peace, Jules. Hold thy tongue.Jules:[Pauses]What mean’st thou?James:I need thee not to vaunt my coffee’s worth.I am the man who buys it—I do know.When Bernadette shops, she bringeth home but dregs,Yet I procure the dear and costly bean,For when I drink, I would indeed taste drink.But mark me well—what weighs upon my soulIs not the coffee in my kitchen fair,But that a dead Moor lieth in my garage.Jules:Good James, prithee, trouble not thy mind—James:[Nay, cutting him off]No, no—answer me this question plain:When thou didst pull thy carriage to my house,Didst thou behold a sign upon my gateProclaiming, “Dead Moor Storage harbored here”?Jules:James, thou know’st I saw no such—James:[Interrupting, anger rising]Didst thou behold a sign upon my gateProclaiming, “Dead Moor Storage harbored here”?Jules:[Pause]No. I did not.James:And know’st thou why thou saw’st no such a sign?Jules:Why so?James:Because it standeth not! ’Tis nowhere writ!For keeping dead men—Moors or otherwise—Is not my trade, nor shall it ever be!
>>219488715Lol, nice
>>219488715I would watch the whole movie like this.
>>219488715htp://voca.ro/1c9Hb8cOrsy1
This feels very reddit
>>219491284https://archive.is/OIdYk
is this ai?can you turn a presidential debate into a shakespearian play?
>>219492643>>219491396Before AI was all the rage you could turn the entire internet into snoopdog speak.Still can. https://www.gizoogle.net/
>>219492722But can i turn it into shakespeare?
>>219492762How old are you? Are you white or brown?
>>219492861Neat
>>219488715now this is how you make sloppa. 8/10
>>219492915How did you not know this? I got to AI pretty late and this already old hat.That's why i asked your age. Are you a child who doesn't know how to search things or an overworked adult who hasn't looked into it yet?
>>219488715Mr. Krabs: Though age hath weigh’d upon my shell, yet even an ancient purse such as I can spy thou hast not utter’d a single merry conceit this night! So fare thee well!Patrick: Methinks thou shalt lament thy absence from the panty raid.Mr. Krabs: The what, good sir?Patrick: I say again, thou shalt lament thy absence from the panty raid.Mr. Krabs: A panty raid, quoth thou? Speak’st thou of maidens fair? Of “girl” girls?Patrick: Aye.Mr. Krabs: And wouldst thou plunder their chests of drawers for their undergarments?Patrick: Aye, indeed.Mr. Krabs: Then count me amongst thee! Should this venture prosper, I shall recant mine harsh judgment of thee as dullards!SpongeBob and Patrick: Not dullards!
>>219493066Youre like that "let me google that for you" guy but with ai
>>219491284>This feels very redditShit like this was a common fixture of somethingawful.com articles and cracked.com
>>219493098I Just want to know how you got this far in the 2020's without using chatgpt yet.
>>219493172I used the free version on bing to buy a cari ended up with a 2017 toyota corrola.
>>219493218I don't know anything about cars.Is that good or bad?Anyway chatgpt.com is free these days.
