SMOKE>FTL NEWS:-- The fish have been gaslit into thinking a nuclear war is happening-- BAM'S PARENTS are here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Nina’s challenges suck-- Ice Poseidon's gf Kimmee is here...-- Bliccy is here-- Landon cucked Bashir>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219488381
Vimp doubters btfo .
vimp is way overthinking this game thing and way overblowing her part in it
>yeah so i came up with a brilliant plan that only works if zero tts snitching ever happensvimp is so smart
i wanna be the meanest poster in these generals
Who gave Bashir cigarettes?
Good lord, how is Bashir worse at flirting than LANDONKEK
>>219489720>goes back to her job while sleeping with another many.yeah...totally owned, guys
>yeah i came up with a plan where i dont sleep in the same room with you haha
I hope letty floods the jacuzzi
>>219489725how so
>yeah so I have to have my legs wrapped around landon tonight to ally with you
>its all apart of the plan that vimp sleep with landon. its actually vital to the mission.
bashir rn
there is a 0% chance bashir will ever get a girl as hot as vimp and anyone here that thinks otherwise is retarded
you know when you make a post and someone is like damn that guy is real mean
>>219489740none of these retards are gonna fuck
>>219489736he took it from his own contraband during the "were getting nuked" bit
So no goo room?
BASHIR IS GUIDED BY THE HAND OF GOD
the ol chinese spy switcheroo
>>219489745>>219489747are we still doing this? she wouldn't even spoon with him lmao
Bashir would be pretty kino and I would be fully supporting him if not for their creepy old barren 4 wives shit.His relationship with Vimp is interesting and it's kind of kino, but then I remember he has some fucked up arranged marriage with 50 year old grannies and he is a cuck going to raise another woman's children. It ruins the kino.
Rank our white blokes
bashir is so fucking cool
>>219489758really? I think he could pull it off. some twitter images of him had girls thirsting
>>219489758vimp is an ugly freak bro
>I could really use some noir jazz rnheh
>MOG THE CLOTHESI'm bored of laura.
name a bigger fall-off
>>219489773freddy and james drake are NOT white. any white man can you tell you that. they are american "white"
He's actually relieved
>>219489740why would he give a fuck?
>>219489772>believing thisTTS asked him to swear to god on it and he dodged
>>219489779gay ass nigga alert
>>219489772he doesn't have any wives you retard
Bashir is so cool
>>219489773vance chud
>>219489770
bashir is being such a cole right now
>>219489773Freddy>Drake>that tall guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>luke>vance
>>219489796He has photos with them they were posted here
Check confessional
>>219489758She literally had the speak your mind talk with him . he is in bro
the twins turning the market into a bootleg plushie shop is kino
>>219489772The muslim thing really holds him back. And I am not even saying that from an Islamophobic perspective, I just mean its holding him back from being way better. Imagine the same exact guy except he wasn't muslim. Would be a classic reddit mod cringelord that is way more willing to sperg out.
>ah man
plushy market opened up
Letty is gonna wash his clothes, what’s the problem?
>>219489810nope>>219489802actually fucked up to lead on an autist like this
>>219489773I only see 2 whites
>>219489758vimp fucks niggers and kikes he don't want her lil bro she for the streets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NsVTJvJLothread soundtrack, skip to 10 seconds
>james has been trying to sleep for 3 hours
>>219489772none of that has anything to do with the show and it's gay to treat their actual lives as anything that matters in the show
>>219489827>trusting letty
>>219489802I can't take this seriously anymore after seeing Landon's micropenis
>>219489827laura was in there and did something
>>219489833no
Let’s Love Lovely Letty
bashir should have those cigarillos at all times
>>219489827Hes gaslight to believe she wouldn't and plus Letty is so incompetent she'd fuck it up anyway. Also is indigo in a jacuzzi permanent?
this is such nontent, they should have saved alex b for now
>>219489773Freddy>Luke>James Drake>Vance>Brian
green penis
it really is a bummer that smoking looks so awesome
>>219489847sorry I love bliccy
>>219489827>letty>cleaningpick one
>>219489706I'm basically a retarded parasite, but I'm being enabled to be a NEET without worrying about rent or food or paying for cigs or whatever else. Basically just enough to live. But if I drink, I lose that "privilege". But my life is stagnant nothingness without alcohol. Even if I occasionally get abusive (emotionally and verbally, not physically) when I'm blackout drunk.It never got better, giving up alcohol didn't make my life improve, I'm just empty. I will never have a meaningful career or goal or prospects, nor will I ever have sex, or love, or a family. My life has been over for a solid 15 years, even before I started drinking.Alcohol is my mistress and now I'm completely alone. It unlocks something in me. The highest highs and lowest lows, the best and worst of myself are both set free on the whims of 70/30 odds but the 30 is bad enough.But now there's no peaks or valleys only stagnation. Still water without flow.I just want to be drunk every day until I black out and crawl into bed and wake up and do it again and I don't care how many bridges I burn.The entire time I've been sober I've felt numbed and dumbed and neutered like I'm living in a cage.It's not freeing to be "of present, sober mind" like some faggot AA copers will say. I'm not built like them. I just feel shackled. And I don't even feel present. I feel dissociated.
Weird pale russian girls are my fetish don't invade my fetish you faggots.
When is Laura going to get so humilated she kills herself?
>>219489825froggy, baby bird and lion/monkey mogfuck dinos, cats and sealife
bashirseethe session in dorm
Let's Kill Nigger Nina
>>219489790I have zero reason to not believe him because it's not a cool lie. If he lied saying he has 4 hot 18 year old virgin wives, yeah I call bullshit. But what he says is fucking disgusting. Why would I not believe him? It's like someone going on the show and claiming to be a pedophile with a 1 inch dick>heh, you believe him???yes
>bashir gets cigarillos>instantly becomes 10x coolerwhy the fuck haven't they allowed him to have these the whole show
>>219489736
>>219489763based
>>219489869after the show. she will either kill herself or get super fat super quick
>>219489879>bashir>cool
do we all agree the twins should have been eliminated instead of landon?
what is it about smoking that makes you look so cool?
lul he's mad
>>219489869hopefully as soon as possible
>the bisexual leftist pro LGBT Miami party girl that has a throne for simps to buy her fetish gears wants MY autistic retarded virgin muslim!>nooo the bisexual leftist pro LGBT Miami party girl that has throne for simps to buy fetish gear wants MY autistic retarded janitor
Bashir looks really good smoking.Should I take up smoking?I just don't want to have wrinkled up face.
Nina is very beautiful... <3
>>219489706This guy's aura is so real. Imagine chilling in Japan with this dude, it would be great unironically and I was a Bashir hater.
>>219489884does it even matter? landon wasnt going to win and hes still there
>>219489884yeah, the twins suck
>>219489871What are they even crying about now?
>>219489889???
>>219489786Im white and look like an inbetween of James and Luke (I am Polish)
>>219489871the classic handwashing your clothes in the jacuzzi in the next room thing
laura is gonna be making waves after the show (when she jumps in the pool)
>>219489842show yours when it's limp
>>219489754true
>>219489763the only good thing to come from that bit
>>219489893Boobas
>>219489884nah landon sucks now who cares
>>219489763Bashir W
>>219489905She'll probably rope before she gets a chance to go swimming
>>219489896>insufferable faggot pretending to no be an insufferable faggotkek
im an alien and i look like jet
>>219489863I feel you bro not just with alcohol but with weed too I hate being sober so much. Currently I only smoke cigarettes and drink coffee to replace it
how long has this chocolatier been sleeping in confessional like this? i thought he went home or something
>>219489896I will driving to his mom's house at the address that guy posted yesterday and he will be my friend.
>>219489842>>219489866Yall are fucking retarded, dicks get hard and become longer when horny
>>219489885marketing, mostly
>>219489906Even at my limpest. I'm not a tiny nub This is literally Chinese/Indian tier cockPathetic tiger
If you look at the Lovely Letty and feel anything but joy there’s something wrong with your heartYour spirit is poisoned you soul is darkIt’s hurting you more than anyone else.
im all for punished Bashir arc in this final weekfuck everybodyget that 50k even if you dont really need itgive no quarter
>>219489900drake crying to laura that he has a cigarette and then laura crying about it and also crying about him getting his laundry done or something
>>219489879blame the gay half-assed game mechanics
>>219489921gleep gloop glop
Landon is going to snitch to drake. And help both twins and drake. Vimp will help twins but not try to sabotage bashir
>>219489889You faggots are just saying this now and it never correlates with what's happening
>letty gives james cuddles>letty gives landon cuddles>letty gives bashir trashed clothes ok
>Laura crying about how she wants chocolate cakeFat bitch.
>>219489842easy guys, he's a grower not a shower
>>219489892na, my dad is pretty rough nowadaysleathery skin and breathes heavy all the timehad to have preventative heart surgery 5 years ago too most likely from smoking (aortic aneurysms are very common in smokers)the fall-off of his health compared to my mom is rough, even though he was always the much healthier one outside of his smoking
>>219489924he drank too much let my gay lil nigga live
laura wants more cake after she already at 2 bowls of chili and a slice of cake
>>219489927You some kind of dick expert, buddy?
>>219489920self confidence looks insufferable to you because you are an insecure bitch
>>219489924its probably due to one of his 10 stds flaring up stupid gay faggot pissing himself freak nigger aids
>>219489931>yapping
It's a bad cast.
why is mints' suit covered in cum
>>219489736Allah will them into existence
Letty should invite Mia on the show
>>219489882what if she kills herself by overeating? that would be epic
mints waddling around again
wtf is james drake doing now
>>219489950i would post heads dick but i dont want to get banned for the last 6 days
>>219489906>>219489944>>219489927Little buddy...
>she's like frank hassle but even better bro
>>219489920You have no friends and you seethe at anyone winning around you>>219489925That's scary bro
i would love to plap that ginger ass silly in the goo room
>>219489842The best reaction I ever got to my cock was my ex gf (16 years ago) saying “how am I supposed to fit that big thing in my mouth” but when I’m not hard it’s small as fuck literally looks like a micropenis
DRAKE IS IN
Drake is upstairs stealing Bashir's shit, how epic!
>>219489842sick of yall niggas acting like your shit isn't pathetic looking when it's not in fighting size
>>219489706Laura wants chocolate cake at 2:26am mints jet get it for her NOW you cheap fucks
>>219489948cute i wish i could cook for her and get her more and more plump
>>219489948turns out getting gastric bypass doesn't change your mentality about food
>>219489935You now realize that the entire season could have been improved by allowing cigarettes, since James Drake would have gotten legitimately annoyed.
>im going to ally with you but i need landon's little buddy grinding on me tonight for it to work
>>219489892no you should not unless you’re only going to smoke while out at bars or whatever
wn2b making period blood goo in the super goo room
>>219489973Based James
james drake is in bashir's bathroom doing...something?
>>219489979explain your reasoning for thinking this
>>219489842>micropenisthe media are criminal for their grower erasurethat said he does look like he's got a pencil dick which is grim in its own way
>>219489973what did he take?
Remember when Klaus posted his microklitty on /bant/
>>219489973what is he doing
>>219489973>>219489974why though? whats the point now
mints genuinely has the same physique as suzzie
>More mints content I don't get tired of his fat ass
>>219489974woah.... hes going to be FUMING after this!! I bet he just ups and leaves the show in the last 5 days LMAO PUSSY MUSLIM WE MOGGED YOU!!!!!
>>219489974what's there to steal?
>>219489906https://x.com/DiamondWallen/status/2040289319584141642
>>219489991round 2 against the door that got away
>>219489973candy challenge over who cares
>>219489964His fort was ruined by Bashir's cig.
>>219489885fire make monkey brain go oooo
Wasn’t nigger Nina supposed to do this laundry?
Haha guys crazy challenge ideaThey have to eat food that makes them really gassy and its called the hotbox challenge
>>219489842I'm literally 2 inches soft and 7.3 inches hard and 6 inches thick.
Mints is one UGLY motherfucker.
>>219490001Can't tell you, sorry. The cam is hard stuck on nontent in the market
>>219489973lol pussy still got a grudge
>>219489896TMDWU
>>219489973No James! That's where they're hiding Emma!
>>219489892No. Smoking is getting out of fashion anyways
james drake needs another freeloader on his team to make it fair against bashir
The twins are rearranging the price signs on the empty market shelves and spinning
>>219490002pure fucking malice
DRAKE IS STEALING BASHIR'S CANDY IT'S OVERBASHIT GETTING ELIMINATED
lmao james drake is trying to get all the keys so he can try to open the goo room, I guess? they were talking about keys earlier and he's been carrying around an empty bag tonight.
https://derpy.me/rE2ul
>STAY TUNED ALL YOU FAT CATS AND BITCHES
The Lovely Letty should never do chores… her princess hands are too pretty and delicate….
Whole thread full of micro dicks lmao. You know you can still have some length even when soft, right?It's not supposed to be just a little nub.
what was drake doing in the arena?
james drake is in the arena bathroom doin something
>>219489923>Currently I only smoke cigarettes and drink coffee to replace itThat's what I do, it's the classic "recovery" cope. Again, it's just stagnation. It's cope. Being sober is the fucking worst and this isn't a "it's been 4 weeks and being sober still sucks, what's the deal?!" shit. They told me it would be better after 6 months. After a year. It fucking isn't. I don't literally get a dry parched throat from craving after thnking about alcohol anymore. That's about how much it's "gotten better". But my life is still fucking empty.But apparently they also made up their own retarded term to invalidate people who aren't ciclejerking in cultist-self-celebration and denial. We're not "truly sober" we're just "dry drunks" because we haven't "embraced" sobriety "properly" yet.I hate them so much.
>>219490024true!
HOL UPis bliccy actually in tank rn?
>>219490016haha yeah that sounds like fun! but right around the time they actually do end up gassy the wiggers give up and everyone goes to their rooms! LOL
>>219489847<3
>>219490008Bashir should try to stop him : ^ )
In her master stroke of fucking Landon to help Bashir, she's allowed James Drake to take all his shit. What a good woman.
>>219490002He's mad that Bashir had the forethought to take cigarettes out of his fucking contraband during the fake nuke bit.>>219490024He needs at least 5 at this point, I don't know how he's survived this long with so few allies.
>bashir laundry time>plushie market>drake heist?>mints in goo roomwhat should I watch?
How hasn’t mints been doxxed yet? Nigga is not that squeaky clean there’s no way
>>219489842this really rattled the small penis havers
>>219490025the twins are using an under paid slavic worker to run an illegal animal store
Guys I missed getting a good screen cap of my last TTS of the season it was during Bashir's Convo with the twins in arena. Does anyone have a recording of the conversation or anything like that??? Please help!!!
Bashir is a fucking pathetic faggot loser but its no surprise that the subhuman nigger shitskins and beaners that populate this thread are simping from him. kys faggots
The worst part of being a NEET is not being able to afford a habit like cigarettes
What you're refering to as Goo, is in fact, Slime. The main components are the polysaccharide guar gum, and sodium tetraborate. As an alternative to the polysaccharide, other alcohol-group containing polymers (such as polyvinyl alcohol) may be used to a similar result. These non-polysaccharide polymer products are more often referred to as flubber.
>>219490043i don't know sorry
I don't think James Drake is doing anything against Bashir, sounds like he's gathering the keys to put in that bag. Maybe he's finally gonna beat Laura to death with them, god willing
Frankly, destroying and throwing stuff is not everything. watching the house deteriorate along with the fishes mental and physical state, becoming a representation of the journey was wild and insanely visually striking, It' a big
>>219490035wow the cock expert is here
Fuck Bongo is so hot
>>219490043hell yeah brother
>>219490043
>>219490061bashir is whiter than you btw
mints is so awesome he has so much style and he looks handsome wow i wish i was mints
He’s taking the keys! Treasure thief!
>>219489842>>219489866literally just normal flaccid dicks lol
TEEHEE I AM THE PISS WITCHI AM SUCH A SILLY LITTLE TROLLI SMIRK AND ASK PEOPLE WEIRD SEXUAL QUESTIONS, YOU MAD? I AM THE CONTENT QUEEN
Fuck me Mints is so kinoLook at that dumpedI wanna mount himI WANT TO RAPE MINTS
>>219489934Bash only really cares about staying as long as possible to make some impact that fishtank can have good contestants that don't drink and have religious discipline. He was likely a bant poster super fan that knows everything there is to obsess about
>>219490035stop shaming pls >:(
James Drake could kill Bashir with his bare hands right now
>>219489896> Imagine chilling in Japan with this dude, it would be great unironicallyI LIKE Bashir, not a crazy amount but enough, and have for most of the season. This is retarded, the guy doesn't drink and 90% of "chilling in Japan" involves being drunk. It's all they do over there and if you're not partaking you're just rejecting their cultural experience.
>>219490068Yeah man, he headed up there alone while Bashir is occupied just to grab some keys! He's a really good guy.
>>219490052>He's mad that Bashir had the forethought to take cigarettes out of his fucking contraband during the fake nuke bit.really?
>now james drake is trying to open the goo roomwhy these niggas so obsessed with it lol
>>219490061you're being a real 1488 tayleigh right now
>>219490061I already proved I’m whiter than you, bashseether. Post hands.
>>219490080Actual seafood
>>219490043yeah but shes sleeping in dorm
>>219490043yes! <3
>>219490033Annisa peaked here that was pretty sweet
>>219490080her pussy isn't that bad. it's smooth and hairless now. i'm sure it looks a lot nicer.
>>219490080
i think this show actually mindbroke drake and he thinks there's a secret challenge going on right now
Vimp is the ultimate employee. Wait, are slavs actually born slaves?
>>219490061
Is there a single restream that doesn't follow director cam? It's been stuck on the twins doing nothing for like 10 minutes now.
14 tayleigh 8
>>219490080describe the aroma
>>219490090>james drake and laura were talking about keys and mapping out a supposed secret room earlier>james drake walks into bashir's room with an empty bag>you can literally hear keys jinglingYeah man
>>219490091Not him, but I've noticed too James bitching about Bashir to Laura on and off throughout the night in the dorm. Laura, James and even Landon really do not like Bashir.
>>219490080You guys made it sound a lot worse
Why don’t they just aura farm the whole time. I would just be saying cool and suave vagabond lines
>>219489842>>219489931How is this a "micropenis" Is clearly at least 2-3 inches flaccid. He was drunk too. He reaches 5-6 inches, minimum, erect considering the relative size flaccid and the fact he is at least 6 foot tall.
>>219490106Why did she go from hairy to shaved
>>219489863Listen to father https://youtu.be/1-irgbzwb9g?si=UijiVeeoJe-Cvv2F
>>219490092same principle as neggingpeople want what they can't havealso everyone is probably bored as hell
why is mints pacing around in the goo room? is he waiting to get gooed by the goo goblin?
>>219490091no, ben just gave it to him cause no zyn
>>219490103>>219490033I miss her bros
Did he steal his fucking money???
>>219490080Shouldn’t Ukrainians have lighter bits
>>219490108kek that's what I was thinking, he was schizoposting about the nuke thing earlier
>>219489866wtf is that his whole pkg?i thought my boy was packing more than thatthis changes some things
>>219490114It's the truth. The villain can be a main character so it works whether you hate him or not and everything in the tank has basically involved him other than Twins C-plot adventures.
>>219490130youre zooming on a mans junk and debating his size brother
>>219490137she was hot even though she was ugly
blonde chubby bliccy better
>>219490131she started hanging out with whores
mints mincing about
>landon fags are analysing cocks right now
>>219490136oh, was that what ben tossed to him in the stairs?
>fell asleep during the talent show>wake up>missed bliccy
>>219489825good girls
>>219490090>He's a really good guyHe's proved time and time again that he is. You just keep making up shit in your head because you have some weird complex about Chads.
niggaz going forensic files on little buddy’s little buddy nahh
>>219490143based if true lmao
To the anon who was previously vagueposting about Bingo, can you please elaborate more on the crackship idea that you had left us with prior? I personally enjoy some crackships myself, Kinger and Caine standing out more than any others, but I don't know if Bingo and her twin sister would prefer the ships discussed during social hours to be of something that they're more fond of, like Homestuck, or even Rick and Morty. While I already watch her for up to eighteen hours a day, the better I can learn Bingo as a person, the better my chances are at success when I offer my hand to her as a suitor: not to say, that my chances with her aren't already astronomically high. If you're still awake, please get back to me. Thank you.
>analyzing landon's flaccid penis
>>219490108I agree. I think he was collecting keys cause he think it’s challenge related.
>>219490130Go to bed, Ben
I sucked off Landon once and he was only 4 inches
>>219489974Bashir has nothing to steal upstairs lol, he's retardedly rummaging through the keys
>>219490143no it's the keys from the bathtub
>>219490162its a gay male queer boy dating show
I want bashir oout not because I seethe about him but i hate how everyone on the tank and thread is obsessed with this muslim faggotwhy the fuck does everyone obsess with him
>>219490152the entire earth is saying this
Just realized mints and I have the same shoes into the trash they go
>>219490089Spent 3 Months in Japan and only did 3 days of drinking out of those months. Try leaving the tourist trap areas and go visit the country side and nature.
>>219490148Im comfortable with my sexuality (heterosexual) and find the banter fun
Grower or not that prick looked pretty thin
>>219490158You didn't miss anything homie
>>219489842My flacid dick is only like 1 inch outside of my body with my fat upper torso area in the way and when erect it grows to 6 inches so i dont think its fair to measure people when unerect i mean look at the statue of david, he doesnt have a small dick, hes literally me
Drake filled up one of his bags with the bathtub keys.
>>219490181There’s simply no one else
>>219490168
>>219490166
I would fill mints up with goo until hes nice and full
>>219490065ChataGPT, why is slime so fun to play with
>>219490181Production's coddled pet
Can we get Frank in there on Drake's team to even the odds against Bashir?
hey chubby buddy how’s it goin today?cameron is your name!
>>219490166dude
>>219490181hes the main character
The excitement for Season 5 is through the roof!
>>219490174Yeah, I'm honestly impressed at how fucking retarded Drake is this late in the game. I guess he's just this coddled, he honestly thinks there's some big goo room mystery and doesn't understand it's just a failed bit.
>>219490130Dude.
This is just another one of Laura's schizo bits btw. She was talking to James Drake about it earlier, they're trying to open the Goo Room
Was the Arena light already on in Bash's room when Drake went in?
>>219490181he's him
NEED A THIGHJOB FROM VIMP IMMEDIATELY
>>219490166dumbass he was talking about bongo
>>219490186High heels?
>>219490157yeahas for the reason idk
Bring Burt to hassel Drake
>>219489734do me
>>219490166what the hell is a crackship?
You’re telling me there’s never been a mints dox file released? Yall slacking these days
Bashiggers are truly the most brain dead bugmen that do not watch the streams.
>>219490181its the same with the fish in the tank they are always seething at him, he has aura
>>219490181Main character syndrome
>>219490181What else is there to talk about?
>>219490190yeah that will be bros achilles heel in lifewomen aren't as obsessed with length as men think but width? thats when they're asking if it's in yet
they should tell james about shadow points but don't tell him what they mean
>>219490061This seems really personal for you
>>219490181nobody else is worth talking about
>>219490135I think he's just milking tts
Oliver dollars have led me astray
Is the jacuzzi permanently blue after this?
>>219490130>Starting at the shirtLmaoYour line should be cut in half.
what could the shop room possibly serve in a house? I guess an office? but why the double doors and weird resident evil ass doors to everywhere?
bongo somehow looks as bad as day 1, what happened? she was looking so good the past few days
>>219490234they should give him magic bucks
>>219490209Get a load of this retard who doesn't understand that Drake is going along with the bit in the same way that he has for the entire season.
>>219490228helloooooo jimmycord!
>>219490216Bingo takes after her twin sister, if you haven't noticed. Bingo is practically Bongo's shadow, so their personalities are mirrored, nearly 1:1. What applies to Bingo also applies to her twin sister, and vice versa.
>>219490209He's just going along with Laura's thing. He's probably just bored. Plus he might be actually schizo-ing out about the fake nuke bit, considering he thought the fakeout was just part 1 of some "secret challenge"
>>219490181He has cool outfits, that makes him the main character. Other fish are stupid for not dressing cool
>>219490238
>>219490166Are you an idiot. They already told you in confessional, stop calling her "her twin sister". Its extremely disrespectful. Bingo will never love you if you keep disrespecting Bongo like that you fucking retard. Get it together.
>>219490232This sounds like something you really want
>jimmycord hours have begun
>>219490240?
>>219490221means a ship that has no basis in canon material
bashir is important to the story of this season but holy shit his fans are insufferable
>>219490252bingo is lesbian
vimp has extremely puffy pink nipples fyi
>>219490181Main character>>219490228Cry more
With the addition of Bliccy, I think it really is over. We've been waffling between 'its so over' and 'we're so back' for a while now. I don't think it's ever going to be what it was and the future looks beyond bleak. The MDE/fishtank parts of the show are getting surgically stripped away for whatever this is. I thought Ben and Jet liking slop was a bit.
>>219490131she didnt
>>219490135The entire idea is to have mints on camera while Letty is in the basement sending TTS so people think it was never mints sending the TTS
>>219490228Seethe more
>>219490246>>219490209Reminder James thinks he's on a legitimate production. He probably has zero clue about wigger incompetence.
>Finally director cam switches to something mildly interesting>Only for 5 seconds>Then switches back to nontent twinsFuck this, and fuck Blane for ruining this show.
I hope TJ kills himself
>>219490126meanwhile, the twins just setup a plan to have story time with him every nightthey've had their issues with Bashir, but have always stuck by his side
>>219490130there's only a very weak correlation between penis size and height, for whatever reason
>>219490243Her twin sister that’s twice her size has the biggest crashout of the season last night
Regardless of what you feel for Bashir, you gotta admit there would be no overarching plot of competitiveness and conflict if he didn’t come back. His resurrection was kino and he can’t help but slip by and win with nothing but the grace of God as the entire house is against him. Him and Drake are easily the best rivalry in all of Fishtank
>>219490221Take normal fandom shipping, and crank it up to levels that the normals might see as "weird". A better example, compared to my Digital Circus example, perhaps, would be shipping Hank Hill and Bill Dauterive.
>>219490221crackships are when you ship two characters together where there is zero, hell less than zero, chance of it ever being considered canonlike for rick and morty shipping two of the family members together
>>219490132>hover over embed>it's sam hyde giving adviceI remember his "I NEED MY BOTTLE BABY NEEDS MY BOTTLE" bit about drinkers. It's from his weird daddy complex about his rich doctor abusive father alcoholic larp??? yeah real abusive pay Fred back the 6000 dollars already, SamuelSam is a fucking faggot retard larper trust fund kid who has gotten pussy his entire life, abused women and gotten away with it ceaselessly due to dark triad rich jew 6'4 bullshit, has never struggled meaningfully, and knows nothing about anything he hasn't experienced
>drake does nothing>LINE??? LINE???? LINE????>drake does something on his own>LOL WHAT A RETARD SCHIZO BREAKING DOWNhmmmmm...
why does vimp need to sleep down there
>>219490221its like sonic and shrek having babies
>>219490243the aura loss from the fake elimination has affected her physically
>>219490166are you going to leave her alone if/when she rejects you, or will you stalk her afterwards.
>>219490089I went for 10 weeks and drank 2 days. I hate alcohol and japan was sick.>>219490188based non-retard
>>219490282He knows, he just has no other options.
>>219490238kek he had so many retarded kino lines like that
Imagine if the winner "fine tuning" is whatever fish earns the most goo weight from fish toys wins...........................................
>>219490080so many of these whores have destroyed assholes
death to simp faggot landon
so head, landon and alex b all showed their penises, is that a fishtank record?
God Laura is such a fucking retarded nigger, she thinks Bashir didn't smoke during the Icky Pukers challenge
>>219490267He's the self-insert choice for all the losers in here like Benleaks, they were all very hurt by Vimp leaving his ass
>Taking the washboard so they can't wash clothes while drake only took useless keysfucking lol
No one has made a career out of Fishtank. Ben was threatening to go work at McDonald's the other week.
>>219490285GET FUCKED ORPHAN PUNK CAN YA BLANE ME???
>>219490298what is he doing?
>>219490267he smoked a cigar and all of the teenagers who love him came out of no where saying "smoking looks sooooooooo cool"
>>219490241some kind of closet/mudroom maybe? not sure either
>>219490257I miss this faggot and the oliver sleep experiment>>219490267>>219490228You constantly post about him
>>219490181twins are entertaining but in their own worlddrake is normie faggot dap me up bro nontent and his harem of freeloaders is annoying
>>219490258How is it disrespectful? You're delusional. I love the both of them, and my love towards Bongo is more of a familial sort of love. "Her twin sister" simply rolls off of the tongue better, and it sounds nicer. I don't know what to tell you!
>>219490243she just hasn't showered in awhile I think
>>219490298>Drake does nothing>nontent>Drake does something retarded>what is wrong with this retard?What's the problem?
>>219490287Rude!
>>219490305she likes landon
Mints has comically small hands
>>219490181He's not gay, fake or performative, he also doesn't have low-self esteem and raise other women's children.
>>219490144she's jewish
Any goon material today
>>219490319shes lying to turn people against him
when does josie show up
MORE MINTS GOO ROOM ACTION
>>219490292This. It’s like if season 2 had Cole and Brian until the end
>>219490288It's pretty cool how they can vibe with pretty much anyone.
>>219490228I only support him because I watch the streams, I imagine AB's recaps are framed against him
>>219490324Hellhouse
>Challenge at 3 amWTF
>>219490276you're so dramatic
>>219490268Hello again, gay retarded anon! Are you going to project your sexuality and your mental illness, YET AGAIN towards me this evening?
>>219490341All of those apply to Bashir except raising another man's kids
>>219490297whoopsie someone's having a melty
>>219490289I know that, that wasn't my point actually. I was trying to relate the length of my MS Paint line with his height. Knowing his height, and seeing how he looked flaccid, we can draw conclusions.
GOO TIME
truth or dare time!
>>219490291yeah, bongo right?
the concept of james drake is more entertaining than james drake the person
The average flaccid size is closer to 4 inches than it is to 2. Buncha fucking small dick chuds in here
goo room incoming
>>219490354they need everyone out the way so they can goo
>>219490324That washboard was his originally, he had to go bring it down because Nina hid the other one under clothes given she had no intention of doing anything.
>>219490296oh. so the guy is insinuating that bongo likes wincest shit?
why is bashir washing clothes at 3 am?
I’m surprised Bash hasn’t tried to do a painting eval like TJ
>>219490297even a broken clock is right twice a day
i hope to god this has something to do with the nuke bit after it failed lmao
>>219490285I legitimately feel like i'm taking crazy pills for feeling like Blane ruined any and all natural tension by disrupting the plot "finding the bag"
>>219490287same
who are they putting in the goo room
Final week challenges be like
this fat cunt laura took the whole fucking chocolate cake
laura got more cake
>>219490276>The MDE/fishtank parts of the show are getting surgically stripped away for whatever this isBliccy was literally on season 2 you dumb fuck.
>>219490358Hello bingosknight! I usually agree with you, but reality has to be faced especially before the show ends.
new freeloader?
laura's fat bitch ass taking the entire rest of the cake to the dorm lol
>>219490209isn't he the only one who hasn't watched every fuckin season of the show?
>>219490343WHO IS SHEE
>>219490384true
ITS FRANK!!!!!
>>219490373letty said she would but just didn't
having faggot mints explain the goo room is gonna ruin the goo bit
Why do they insist on doing things at 3am on weeknights so they then do nothing till 6pm the next day
frnaks coming btw
>>219490384this guy doesnt trust the goo
no one gives a fuck about mints stop panning to him
>>219490389>>219490390oink oink
>>219490373Nina has a busted asshole
>>219490367That's true of everyone in the final 4.
>>219490344Lying to Drake and Landon? for what purpose at this point lol
>>219490396Like every fucking "superfan", all of these retards have just watched recaps.
Does mints have a thick sister
Vance on Cam and Mints in Goo Room?Yeah. Im thinking its gonna be a shit bit.
>>219490308I'm going to respect Bingo to the maximum extent. If she sets a boundary or draws a line in the sand, so be it: but I don't believe that you understand. I'm the absolute best suitor for Bingo. Nobody else compares to me, and nobody else compares to her. We're looksmatched, behaviormatched, empathymatched, and more, not to even get started on my unique and persistent charm. The idea that she will reject me is rich.
>>219490334They told you in confessional to stop saying that. It sounds dismissive.
>>219490403cause night chads always win
CAMERAMAN FOCUSING ON FRONT DOOR SOMEBODY INCOMING
Is the cameraman footage really choppy for anyone else?
No way it's frank
poop spongebob is right behind me isn't he?
HOLY SHIT IT'S CHIP
Jfc are we really doing this at nearly 3 am?
>>219490411you’ve got a good point there
SUZZIES BACK!!1!
WHERES FRANKwe want FRANK
Mints actually has somewhat decent stage presence wtf
MINTS GETTING THE GOO ROOM READY FOR BURT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji92tnsvjIQ
>20 mins away
>>219490400>letty ever doing choreslmao
>>219490292Is this the first time they brought an eliminated contestant back as a contestant?
Please god give me some GOO.
>>219490361>>219490377A person with any substance problems or even general life problems would be unironically better off listening to a schizophrenic with coke bottle glasses rant about light and darkness and mirth than they would Sam's fake grifter self-help shit. Sam is a fucking nerd.
GREG IS HERE
Are we getting Sam finally?
yo Mauro came back!
Goldstriker?
>>219490414She has no personality aside from crying about Bashir.>>219490426It always is, they're too retarded to push at 60fps.
please be poop spongebob
LOL
BURT
BLACKURBANRAWTOP
SEASON SAVED
>it's burt
ENTER
BURT IS GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING BURT
ITS HIM
>burt went into the wrong doorkek
IT'S FUCKING BURT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Baby bros...
why
oh no
BURT FUCK YEAH
kill me
Of course they bring back the worst unfunny loser who ruined season 3
>>219490392I apologize, then. You of all people should know that it's hard to be a Bingobooper, and it's best to respond with hostility, but I will die on this hill, Bingo isn't a lesbian. This has never been said by her.
KEK CAMERAMAN MISSED IT
>burt
>>219490420ill personally make sure she does because youre a creep
>gay faggot burt>no frankIM FUCKING DONE FUCK THIS FAGGOTRY ID TAKE ANYBODY OVER THAT FAGGOT
LOL WRONG DOOR AND ITS FUCKING BURT FUCK PRODUCTION
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
frank better be wearing something like this for no reason
>door opens>it's MauroI would shit brix
They should declare him the S3 champion
dead bit already
ALERTALERTANOTHER GAY NIGGER HAS ENTERED THE TANK
holy fuck vance blunder of the seasonburt w
>it's Burt>he's not allowed to leave the Goo room
come on man
goo room is just where they bring schizos to have mental breaks
Burt wants to top mints 100%
Oh, it's Burt..Well, it could have been worse.I'm just pissed at them hyping up new freeloaders and them turning out to be shit. They hyped Dunyay up as if it was Frank or Sam coming in with the bulletins/suspense and I'm not letting that one go.
Hahahaha hahahahaNo fucking way
Dude.
Cool
Wait, they're doing something funny with him, he's not even part of the show lmao. Just making him create goo until the show ends.
we feast
HOLY SHIT>HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT>HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT>HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT>HOLY SHIT
burt fucking sucks but locking him in the goo room and nobody can interact with him is a good bit
>burt locked in the goo roomlol
>burt has to stay in the goo room the rest of the showok this could be funny
>>219490456I love babypostingwe need a vimp one
nepsteins foids, burt and dumbgay.the worst season yet.
Is he going to rape Drake
>its the fucking burt show nowWhy?
so why is frank blacklisted again
I hate burt
>Black gay schizo nigger locked away from everyone in the hidden meth labAlright that’s kinda funny
final challenge: who can make burt splurt the furthest in the goo room
im actually glad burt is here lmfao
Get ready for the rest of the season to be people pretending to think Burt is interesting and funny
ok i can go to sleep now. goodnight guys <3
Frank is so mad rn lol
this is way way way better than having Alex B stuck in the goo room or having the fish work inside it
burt staying only in the goo room and the fish not knowing he's there is the best outcome.fuck burt
its 3am i want to sleep fuckers
its a goon room now
Mints is looking like the Penguin
ENTIRE SEASON RUINED FUCK OFF CHARGEBACK
>>219490504Burt will be let out of the goo room by the end of today.
Burt is kino, I'm tired of pretending he's not
>burt fake overreacting to TTSdefinitely did not miss that
bye guys
no returning faces>alex b>binx>duanyue>burtwho am i missing
>>219490498honestly pretty good bit
>>219490509I don’t think Jet has ever liked Frank and he was only on the show cause of Sam
bad actingfuck you Burt
He's not as good actor as he was in s3Cooled off
I like burt for the circus freak nigger faggot he is.
>They'll leave Burt and Landon in the house after the show>Burt will cook goo forever>Landon will clean foreverThe good ending
he still get jumpscared by the tts HAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish they would've he got him there while Alex was there
Nobody wanted this
Tell him to act like he's been there the entire time.
did Burt actually get his implants removed?
this might be a frank confirmation
holy shit he looks so thin without the implants
okay i forgot how funny burt getting scared by tts is even if its an act
This is so fucking shit. Burt pretending to be startled by the TTS. This is the worst shit they've ever done for the show.
They need to tell him that he's NOT allowed to talk to anyone through the door. Otherwise this whole bit falls apart in 5 minutes.
we're back burtbros
>>219490542:( yeah
>>219490531he had a unique act in s3, we're not falling for it now
>>219490416true, while drake hasn't watched any, so he's at a disadvantage with part of the mental game but makes up for it not being as retarded as the rest
the goo?!
>>219490537letty bliccy
Is it just going to turn schizo because he can’t leave and everyone else is trying to get in the room lol
>the tts still startles himlmfao
whats the point of burt if he is going to stay confined to that room? I wanted him to try and riz bash and jdra
burt is so fucking unfunny
>>219490544the theme of season 5 is yin and yangblack and whitegood and bad
>keeping him in the goo room the whole time>he thought he was gonna just be on the show regularlyfucking kek
>im fatigued after one TTS
Frank status?
>>219490531he’s fun to watch but people like to sum him up as just masturbating
wow guys this is epic show saved W W W he's freaking out at tts and burting off XDD
>Is that the gay rapist?>Bisexual, not gaylmao
>>219490546HAHAHAHA XDDDDXDDD
This changes everything what the fuck is going on? >burt lawsuit>frank was supposedly involved>rumors started that Burt was supposedly showing up on Monday >burt shows up Wednesday morning >frank might be gaslighting this whole time and will show up later
>>219490567He will be talking to them through the door within an hour, it's stupid.
imagine if burt just held mints down and raped him right now
>>21949057420 minutes away.
>>219490559I wish I could relive season 3, it was so good.
*bisexual
Season 3 is eternal
>>219490531if you're a reddit tier faggot, sure. fucking faggot
>>219490507Burt's muscles are fakeHe could maybe rape Landon
Tell him to cool down on the fake acting
Snitch tts is gonna ruin this is 10 minutes
this fake overreacting shit is so cringe. burt sucks. zero pop.
>>219490559why did they do this so fucking gross
burt missed dinner and a show :(i wanted him to sing his fucked up rape covers of teenage classics
>>219490550THIS
>>219490537LettyBliccy
Frank will come before the show ends
who the fuck is this
>>219490567so paypigs can spend thousands in tts trying to get him to go "schizo" and break the door down or whatever
>>219490583kino
Watching him fake scared of TTS is hillarious, i can't believe people fucking believed this unfunny nigger faggot the first time around. You should kill yourself if you enjoy watching this freak.
>>219490588Ok if Burt gets a mulligan, why not Jon
TOTALLY REAL REACTION TO TTS XD
>>219490559>the only funny burt content is a fake edit
okay him being stunlocked by tts' is still funny
I'm out
>burtfags already tts'ing bashir seethe and black cock faggotry
>>219490559i cant wait to watch the gay black pervert masturbate!
we are definitely going to see james drake knockout burt in boxing right
>12 minutes ago
>>219490531He is a one trick pony
>>219490561Its strange because his reaction to the TTS seems fake, but the way he freezes and his ticks like smacking his hands seem 100% genuine. I think he is a mentally ill person trying to be an actor.
>>219490603Midge
>still getting startled by TTSI audibly laughed. He's getting locked in the goo room too, I finally kneel. I kneel a thousand times over. You saved the show, Jet!-- copy and p
Who else could hassle Drake other than Burt? Honestly
HOW IS DORM REACTING?Surely they can hear it?
>>219490603Production's cumbunny
>>TTS snitch alreadythey are so fucking inept
>tts already told them about burtholy wigger incompetence
>it's not Freddy>again
>tts already snitching to the fish that burt is in the housethis is so fucking gay
>>219490603that's the faggot everyone is talking about when they mention Mints
>>219490559Ben really committed to the gay bit
>tts already spoiling itlol
Final elim challenge, Keep Drake and Bashir in there. First to walk loses
Why does literally everything happen at 12-3AM this season
He's back and they didn't even pay him the prize money or have any challenges.
Burt only works when he doesn't know how the sausage is made. Burt was great for famous house and such but his act seems disingenuous now.
>Burt's going to try and fuck Bam
You think this was always planned or a replacement for Alex leaving?
this is literally the perfect show now according to r eddit
>>219490615Rare agreeable with you, he’s doing the fake react to TTS.
it's like we never left
>>219490610Jon believes what the wiggers did to summy as he should
Bring in Frank and shove him into the goo room too. He belongs in goo purgatorium with the gay nigger.
>>219490615Same baby bro
>>219490372crackships don't have to be incestuous necessarily just never would be legitimized in a media property as canon in a million yearslike prof oak banging misty, or cross franchises like another anon noted with sonic and shrek
>>219490645
>>219490557>Keep hearing voices through a locked door>They have no way to get inIt doesn't fall apart at all.
I like this season.
>they spoiled itWHY
>>219490603WHO IS SHEE
Goran ..
>>219490626And it never gets old. I can't believe they got the two GOAT TTS farms in one season
>they brought burt back>hes still doing his gay jumpscare at tts>people are still buying it
>>219490622checked and if I see this I will cum and kneel to the wiggers
This whole bit is dead in the water.
>>219490414she hates him inexplicably
>gooluckhehe
>>219490648yeppp
BURT FUCKING SUCKS
>>219490665You're a fucking retard.
>>219490631Mildly annoy him at most
Benleaks is gonna freak
bringing him on with him under the assumption that he would be able to interact with the others but just keeping him in one room is pretty funny
okay i remember hating burt by the end of s3 but im laughing right now desu
>>219490603the finest ass in georgia
>James Drake getting paranoidlol
Bongo said she didn't watch season 3 because she didn't want to watch Burt burt off all the time
>>219490686you missed it >>219490615
>>219490681Dick
jet fucks up the end of three seasons in a row out of fiveimpressive honestly
>>219490493he probably already has lets be honest
>>219490666Yeah that was so retarded
>>219490671no one is buying it you autistic fuckit's just funny
Same problem as bringing Alex B on. All contestant content is now done and it’s just gonna be burt reacting to tts and making goo I guess
>>219490687he will be able to interact through the door.
okay so theyre getting frank in to humilate burt and make him actually cry
BURT HELLHOUSE HAS BEGUN
Post yfw Burt rapes Mints and saves the season
>>219490633Yeah, TTS told them. Here is the exact reaction>Dumbgay: wait they aren't talking about me>Bashir: yeah, we know>Landon: ....epic
>>219490664You can see through the side of the door near the lock. Yes, the wiggers really are this incompetent.
what happened to bashirs laundry?
Been watching Burt stream throughout season 5 and I can clearly see when he's putting on the act
>>219489773>MehVance, Brian>GOATSLuke, Freddy, Drake
KILL CAMERA MAN>KILL CAMERA MANKILL CAMERA MAN>KILL CAMERA MANKILL CAMERA MAN>KILL CAMERA MANIM SICK OF THEM RUINING THE SHOTS ,FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>219490693well that was the only content of s3
>>219490603Mizzy
>>219490666
>>219490682No actually I’m not, I was tested.
>>219490645They want to destroy our health and life
>>219490687treating him like cryokeen
>>219490690this
>>219490712
>>219490615oh okay uhh
Tommorow:>enter Luke into the goo roomI would mark out
THANK YOU PRODUCTION I WAS WORRIED FOR A MIN W GIVING THE FANS WHAT WE NEED
>>219490707if they keep him in the goo room it will be fine
This is awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in days. I think I'm going to be staying up late for this!-- copy and paste to /ftl/. delete this part --
>Burt’s Marky posting>calls out all of production>they blacklist him>now he’s back for s4Can’t say im surprised
How does burt feel about having his crush vance in the house? Is he going to rip letty's head off in jealousy?
burt is gonna be a real hit with the kick viewers
>>219490693she's smart
>>219490718>GOATS>Drakegrim
I would also look this miserable if I was locked in a room with Laura
Bingo no selling the true or dare
>>219490717>Been watching Burt stream
>TTS spoiled it for dormDo the wiggers even pretend to care
This is impressively bad. I kneel Goran.
>>219489773Freddy > Drake > Luke > Vance > Peter
>>219490537Mizzy next
>>219490648>Burt was great
>>219490715Mints snitched at him to go down and save it, Laura and Drake just sat there and cried about it.
Burt Locked In the Room with a Whistle, Goo and a Sleeping Bag. God Help Us lmaooo
>>219490715he took it back upstairs I think
Burt being super gay to James Drake and flirting with him would be funny.
Jim O'Hara
I'm short but I'm 10 feet taaaaall
>>219490665It's pretty good. Can't judge till it's over but I'm happy
>>219490645they wake up at 5pm and have to schedule a flight for the same day
>>219490633TTS mentioned the shoe sniffing so everyone who watched S3 already knows
>>219490699I cant hate burt because of this
bring deadpool and gangnam style into the tank
>>219490699I've never seen this. If he can comeback after this, anyone can.
>>219490754i would like to see how grim she got since s3
Burt is the ALL TIME fish, and I don't care what anyone says. Jet just saved the show!-- copy an
>>219490755>was
>>219490760boring, played out, predictable, not funny
>>219490603joints
>>219490715he took it back up to his room lol
@ benleaks will this be saved if James Drake repeatedly kicks Burt's ass until he storms off the show
S3 fags this is your gay
>OMG I CANT WAIT TO WATCH HIM BURT OFF
>>219490749like they won’t be able to hear him through the door
>>219490742seething bashissy
Name a more creatively bankrupt person than Jet Neptune
>>219490756Was worth it just for the big brain plot to steal keys to be immediately undone by Ben coming in just now to say the goo room is an elimination door.
>>219490761don't say that shi..
>>219489773Vance>Luke>don't care about anyone else enough to rank them
>>219490717man this day when he was overheating and getting pissed off in the cell was probably the hardest i've ever laughed watching this shit
IDEA: Lock Laura in the goo room with him!
Kek. Burt W.
>>219490766I miss that TLP
James Drake is going full schizo lol he keeps thinking everything's a challenge, he raided Bashir's room for the keys, and seems to think he knows exactly what is in the goo room
>>219490776>Burt is the ALL TIME fishtrue>Jet just saved the showmega false
>>219490760It would be funny for 5 minutes before james realizes he is actually insane and ignores him for the rest of the season
>>219490693kinda surprised. I feel like that's more like something bingo would say
>>219490788the whole wigger crew
Bitch Ottman
burt is a despicable negro and I hope the twins never interact with him
>>219490788Laura
>>219490761i can't wait for the wiggers to foil whatever his current money making scheme is
DUDE IF HE BURTS OFF THE GOO THAT WOULD BE SO NEPTUNIAN KINO YOOOOO
>>219490788I simply can't
If James gets Burt to leave I will kneel
Burt was fucking terrible in season 3. The only way he could have been funny is if other people were forced to interact with a complete freak who is obviously acting, but the problem is that they had no reaction. All of the season 3 people pretended to like Burt because he is black and gay, or they thought he was just an actor there to fuck with them. Zero reaction whatsoever. So it's just a dude doing bits by himself pretending to be confused.
>>219490706>hasnt seen kick chat
>>219490760are you one of those people asking for frank to come back
This is common knowledge
>Fucking with mints>Wasting his timeWhy do I hate Burt again?
>Whoever manages to get into the goo room first gets to control Burt as their own personal chocolate golemDo this wiggers, they're all eager to get into that room, the build up is there
>james drake is going to be burt's new baby bro
>>219490805Woah mods is he allowed to say that????
>>219490789Wait, they're not even letting the fish continue to attack the door? What is the point in this, then? They will just go up and talk to him through the door until the wiggers get bored and let him into the house.
>>219490598what was the show? missed it
Burt stealing Rachel’s bit right now
Put Burt in the Goo Room but don't let anybody see him yet.
this will be saved if BURT BURTS OFF EPIC STYLE HIS PENIS AND MAKE A CUM XDD
>>219490807obsessed
>>219490645Get the fuck out of my ear bro
>>219490645Every season
>>219490766i thought the lyric went>you might be short but u got a 10 ft toe
Alex B came on, I actually jumped out of my seat.When Burt just came on I was like "oh look, Burt"
goo room ruined. it used to be our special place.... :(
Truth or dare is infinitely more interesting than whatever fake shit Burt is doing right now, but now that he is here the director cam is going to be only on burt
This sucks
>>219490665kys
Imagine if they finally brought frank back and just locked him in the goo roomwould b a lot funnier
all I can say is if James doesn't bully Burt after what he did to the ex-tranny he'll lose aura
>>219490786No.
>>219490824They couldn't really attack the door anyway. There was no secret way into the door, they are just losing their minds.
>>219490609lawsuit status
>>219490815nah I’m not asking for anybody old to come back, just offering an idea since he’s already here and we can’t change that
james drake and laura have gone completely schizo lmaooo
>>219490816
>>219490761
James Drake is going to put this nigger faggot in a headlock
>>219490799it's an act to make himself seem interesting
Mints is retarded
>>219490826Rachel stole Burt’s bit
>actingthis dude is an actual insane gay guy niggas. unfunny but pretty fucking weird nonetheless
i'm just excited for Burt to start acting sexual with Bashir. the house needs more violence.
>>219490813He has chronic Alex B syndrome where he gets TTS stunlocked for actual hours and it results in him being completely isolated, then burting off, then returning to stunlock, ad infinitum.
keep mints locked in there with him and lets see what happens
>>219489233Noodle whore type stuff
>retards on /ftl/ will willingly watch gay shit like people pretending to be dragons or the ball brothers >burt is where they draw the line
>>219489788retards don't understand that bashir just wants someone to not fuck him over
>>219490839I sure do love the wiggers ignoring the actual fish to retread season 3.
Burt has entered the tank. The cameraman filmed the wrong door for his entrance.Mints has instructed Burt that Burt is not allowed to leave the goo room.
Burt gooGet it?
EPIC KINO!
>>219490845but only if he's wearing something like this for no reason
I don't follow any offseason stuff, no streams and no drama, so my Burt fatigue is long gone and I am kinda laughing even if he's overplaying it.
>Kick loves himYep he's gonna be a mainstay going forward. Kick cash cow
>everyone trying to get the key as a sidequest for the past few days>hide everyone in the dorm>sneak Burt in the goo room>immediately tell the fish they have a "special guest in the goo room"Fucking why? Wouldn't it be funnier to just have TTS troll the fish, have them fight to find the key and speculate what's inside then discover Burt making goo for 3 two days straight?
>>219490816Two burnouts and a fake schizo
No new niggers
>a dildo, vibrator and a pocket pussy , is that ok??
>>219490834Other seasons were pretty good about keeping things to prime time for US viewers cause that was when Sam would show up. Now we're on wigger time.
AND THEN IRON MAN SHOWS UPAND THEN GOKU SHOWS UPAND THEN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SHOWS UPAND THEN THEY GO INTO THE HECKIN FISHTANK MULTIVERSE :O
>>219490839fucking liar i just checked and its nothing but laura rambling about retarded shit
>Burt brought a pocket pussy
I'd prefer it if Burt was just being himself, just drop the act
>>219490862he's insane but he also plays it uphis reaction to the TTS sound effect was way more exaggerated today than back in season 3
Jet Neptune is coming for YOUR money.The only way to watch free is on Kick and he could shut that off at any time.
>>219490885TTS already spoiled it 2 seconds into burt entering the house
>>219489773Freddy mogs all of them
>>219490851No shit, but them trying to get into the room would probably freak out Burt. I want to see the fucking fish, I sure do love that I can't.
>>219490839Yeah well I swapped but unfortunately Laura is in the dorm nonstop being the most awful donkey retard on the fucking planet
The goo room is profoundly retarded, uncreative, uninteresting, directionless, idiotic, fucking stupid, purposeless, unfunny garbage
>>219489233>>219490867Planning out how to bog herself further with Jet's money
>>219490883>big bro brought all the toys!…
Imagine being a fish in the cash grab season kek
I hate handheld. It should be removed from fishtank and only used to very specific moments.
>>219490867Someone make her barefoot with AI right now
>the original plan was to make alex b be sequestered into the goo room for the whole rest of the season and then bring burt in later so they have to live there togetherwould've been funny I guess but never in a million years would it have worked
>>219490868we always hated that shit faggot
>>219490855basically
>>219490879...uh huh
burt is going to get them banned from kick
>>219490854What happened?
>>219490862I get he is sometimes performative, but he always wears black shirts, always has a whistle on him, always "huhs" to everything. Thats not acting. If he was acting, he would be the greatest actor of all time completely dedicated to playing a gay retarded nigger. This is all discourse we had in season 3.
>>219490888mints is ok with it
>>219490816>no rachel
>>219490888That's to use with mints
>>219490899The wiggers are so fucking incompetent
>>219490883fucking grim
Is Burt playing a character or is he actually like this? Never watched him outside the tank
>>219490883I remember when part of the premise of this show was it being its own platform and you controlled the camerasnow it's just another ip2 kick stream
>>219490868>filtered by the dragon brothers and dragon wishes, and ball brothers
>>219489972grower type stuff
>>219490918they can just cut away on director if he gets naked
>skibiidi toilet is actually a masterpiece that actually transcends language barriersvimp is giving me the ick
>>219490885nigga burt is easily recognisable by his voice. they’re not deaf
When does Mizzy show up
>>219490928hes 80% like this but plays it up for the show
>>219490866this nigga got knees like the big show
>>219490754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDL_yrpMKE
Vimp's nose ring came out :(
>>219490899the shoe shit? they could've just played it off. They didn't see burt, they can't hear burt unless he's loud enough to hear through the door (which adds to the fun schizo speculation)
>>219490928He has been acting since season 3
>HOW CAN THEY TARGET HIM>HE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO COOL SMOKING A CIGAR>OMG SO SWAG CLOTHES BASHIR>HOW CAN THEY BLOODY FUCK HIM OVER AGAIN??????>HOW DOES JAMES DRAKE NOT GET BLOODY FUCKED WITH???bashjeets are the worst kind of fans
>>219490918with that said, i'm warming up on burt, would be a good thing
i’m not scared anymore i’m just sad
>>219490928I think I made this pic
>>219490901Trust me you don't. It's just Laura talking while everyone else but the twins wishes they were dead. They aren't even playing truth or dare.
>>219490928I think he's insane but not dumb, just autistic, so he plays it up because he realizes the audience likes it
how will James Drake handle the news when he finds out this is Burt, and he won S3 and went home with fucking $0
>>219490883people who use emotes in stream chat should be hung
did burt have his muscles removed or something? he looks small now.
>>219490923She's A, would never have the longevity.
amazing how mints comes across as more of an annoying faggot than burt
>>219490851It will be good because he’ll be going schizo hearing them outside and they’ll hear him in there but he’s not allowed to leave the room they literally want him to have a complete mental breakdown in there lol these wiggers are very exploitative
>>219489773Kill Vance
>>219490907season 4 ended months ago lil bro
Love burt me
Send her back up with yogurt.
bashir hasn't said a single word in the dorm
>>219490935>he paypigged
>>219490946This is burt show now get with the program
>>219490920this>>219490799plus laura is making some burt-ian connections between the TTS censor "chocolatier" not showing up and there being chocolate cake
>>219489972true. my gf basically did picrel when she saw mine
>>219490951I would still rather watch this than an unfunny burt bit.
>>219490946lol more bashirseething
they're having mints do this bit so ben and jet don't have to interact with burt
put director cam back on the dorm this is boring
>>219490864Burt isn't violent. Bash and drake will tell him to fuck off and he will
>>219489786so American white = mixed with italian? Because that's all they are.
>>219490934that would require a director being present at all times which there should be, but there isn't
>>219490910Fuck no it wouldn’t work, and it’s just going to turn into Burt having a schizo breakdown being stuck
Why are they doing this goo bit with 5 days left. I don't understand.
>>219490867This is a fake picture right? Where is this from?
funniest burt moment btwhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775631644351817.webm
>>219489999that never happened doh
Where is kimmy? did the AI chicken eat her?
>>219490937She shows up during the finale to sing us off
>>219490946>
>This was going to be Alex B's job until he walked so they made the call
Its insane this is "mint's" bit. Ben would have way funnier in this situation. Hell I would take Jet over mints
>>219490946Nigga how do you manage to cry this much over a retard gameshow contestant?
>>219490946mindbroken
The goo factory is a funny bit and you're a liar if you say otherwise
>>219490943my baby :(
was that kimmee talking over the intercom?
>>219490960this. might be kino just to hear their reactions
>>219490982people forget how he essentially respected kevin's bounderies when they had to team up
>>219490969he hates burt
>>219490946What does this have to do with Burttank. Post jacking off gifs or get out
>>219490987Lmao what you doing unc
>>219491008when ready
>>219490907bashirs sentiment all season, he’s being shafted
>>219490989Trying to make Burt have a schizo breakdown again for content
>>219490964They got 8k for two weeks. They made out fine
>>219490987Spacemen 3
>>219490287fax
>>219489863I am the same way. Sober for 9 months and it's horrible because life is just stagnation. Vegetation. I hate it so much.
>>219490987ur an attention whore
>handheld runs out in the middle of the bitclassic wigger incompetence
let's see where this bit goos
>>219490987rubber soul obviously
Stop cawing. That’s litewally all you have to do.Just imagine this Tai evewytime Jet Neptune gets you mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc
>>219490928He is completely fake. Outside of fishtank he tries to replicate the same thing and there are less viewers so you can see him drop the character more often. He'll just play the TTS sounds himself and pretend to be startled and sometimes he half asses so bad he gets embarrassed and does re-takes of pretending to be startled by a sound he played himself.He is insanely cringe and unfunny, which is why he has no viewers by himself.He tries so hard to make some sexual comment about everything and it all falls flat because of how obvious it is that he is playing a character.
goo room is uninteresting, unfunny, and profoundly retarded
The twins will send Burt into psychosis.
theyre gonna force the fish to make goo then sell it arent they?
>i dont remember much before age 12lmfao
>>219490946Basneed
>>219491003It would have been funny if wigger incompetence wasn't so bad. Tell Burt he can't talk to the fish and he has to whisper into a mic. Block the door so they can't see through it.
>>219490987Unc tunes lmao
>>219490928Love him but he definitely plays it up. He even heavily alluded to it on his twitter recently.
>>219491040yeah it just lost all of it's aura
>>219490343Mints shit his diaper again
>>219490996Why hasn't anyone ever posted this video before?
>>219491040standard fishtank then
>Goo is made with leftover Zipp
>>219491036unironic wisdom, be stoic
>>219491029lost my job 4 months ago, feeling pointless, no job i send applications to is even asking me into interviewsmoney is tightfeels meaningless, pointless, lost
>>219491036I miss him...
it's pretty funny that burt clearly thinks he was gonna be a regular freeloader but they're just locking him away from everybody else the entire time
>>219491031handheld sucks, its a better viewing experience from the corner of the room.
>>219491044>"make as much goo as possible">supplies run out in 30 minsheard it here first
>>219491003It would have been funnier with anyone that isn't mints
>>219490854>>219490920>>219490973spending extended periods of time around a freak like laura is actually bad for your mental health
Where are the restreams? I want to see truth or dare cringe, now mints explaining to the unfunniest faggot on fishtank how to make EPIC goo. This is retarded.
>>219490987I can see your reflection
>Go ahead and touch the goo?>Can I touch something else of yours?Does this do it for people? Do people like it? I do not get it.
>>219489972I got told mine is pretty. I still don't know if that's a compliment or not
>>219490996nice. just enough left to the imagination
How many caps would you trade for a taste of Bingo's or Bongo's Post-apocalyptic pussies?Note they already have a stench to them and nothing has happened yet.
>>219491087This is the burt show now, the only time you'll see the rest of the house now is when Laura is throwing shit on Bashir.
>>219491072I’m at over 500 applications with no interviews. 4.0 student. It’s crazy out there right now
>>219491092it's kinda funny I guess. I'm mostly entertained that he's just locked in there
>>219491087you're a raped faggot
>>219491072>>219491114Lie on your resume
>>219490992From uhhh I forgot Instagram or tiktok maybe
>>219491104i dont think i'd pay anything. in a post-apocalyptic setting power is power, and men have natural strength over retarted women
why the fuck would they ever let mints on camera
>>219491137So Burt could sexually harass him
>>219491125no other choice
>>219491137he's more intelligent than jet or ben
>>219491125irl is literally like fishtanku gotta be a quirky chungus to get the job
>>219491137they're making mints handle him because they didn't want to. they didn't even grab his phone
>>219491120It would only be funny if there were no cameras or TTS in there and director cam was on dorms right nowJust have a failed comedian locked in a room going insane
>burt is going to make goo for a finale challenge >after he gets done they are sending him home>Jet and Ben don’t wanna interact with Burt >wont get paid again
Excited for director on Burt for the rest of the show?
>>21949118310am can't come fast enough, nice to know that night time is now completely pointless.
This is the most grim the show has ever been
like I'm into the goo room bit, it's no chickenman but pretty good
>>219491092his bit is that he is a gay sex-pest. he does put on an act but i really don't care.It's also funny that all black contestants have been gay.
Burt has the weirdest posture. Why does he stand so weird?
>>219491087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V9edm76JKg
>>219491125NTA but I also lie on my resume based on the job i'm applying to and got turned down for a fucking janitor job at a hotel saying I had 4 years experience and a housekeeping certificate. They want to hire indians they can underpay student wages on a temporary contract. Getting outsourced by Indian's makes me nuclear.
i hate when they do this shit to set up their scripted bs
his gay ass is not taking notes
>>219491204It's funny as an idea, but they're doing it so poorly that it's just going to be Burt begging at the door for attention from the fish and ignoring the job.He needs a daily quota. He needs instruction to NOT talk to the fish.
can he do it? can he hit 1000 goos?
>>219491215>restreaming the director camvery cool, fucking faggot
>>219491206a average straight black male in the tank would be uncontrollable without sam there
The goo room was a mistake
Why are all cams down.
>>219491183Unironically yes, this season has fucking sucked other than when they have actual challenges
>>219491237No
>>219491247All the other cams are offline.
>>219491247Every single one of these morons is fully committed to watching this gay mints bit.
i heard frank's laugh
>>219491261Jet seething that people don't want to see burt so no one is allowed to see anything else
>>219491232relax, whatever happens is fine, it's just a silly goo room
dorm orgy started
>>219489863>>219491029I've found that alcohol only works if you save it for a weekly basis and hit a "6 pack max* feeling. If you're drinking every day it totally diminishes the feeling day by day
It's actually over for fishtank. This is infinitely worse than bringing on Alex B and Binx
>>219491312At least they interacted with the cast.
You WILL enjoy the goo room or Jet will have a melty
So all cams are down to feed information to everyone, did i get that right?
>they were going to lock Alex B in the goo room with Burt
>>219491311>>219489863for me, I started drinking like 3 times a week and did it when I had a good day to extend the night and on days where it was boring or bad. if i'm lacking any hobbies i drink more, if i have nothing to look forward to i drink more. and what anon said just limit it to a 6 pack once a week but the most important thing is to just keep occupied in something that gives you drive. for me it's hiking or photography
>>219491357No, Jet is forcing you to watch burt because he saw that there were people who were not enjoying this. He will force you to watch burt. He doesn't even give you one cam that shows nothing because people would boycott burt by going to watch an empty closet and get more viewers than burt.
>>219489863How does one enjoy being drunk alone, fucking scary
