Dude , look how drunk I am!!!
>>219492422God I wish my sister would do this. Maybe her next birthday.
>>219492422zero hips fridge body
I fucking love skinny girls with big boobs
The last thing booze does is make me horny. Biology is weird. You're all a bunch of degenerate alcoholics, unironically. Explain this shit.
>>219492508terminal fridge syndromeAverage cashier at In n Out probably looks better but it's highly likely she only got the job because she's sucky sucky a hollywood exec. Many such cases
Do boobs really move like this when a woman walks?
>>219492565Booze makes me extremely horny but takes away the ability to perform. What a curse.However, the day after drinking I am always insanely horny and rock hard.
>>219493122>>219492565Same, booze makes me horny when I'm alone, like at the end of the night, but I can't stay hard
>>219492787Yes, hence sports bras. Look at Allie sin or Gianna michaels for more buxom physics.
>>219492422this is Americas new sex symbol...this is the sexiest they can offer, let that sink in
Post webm her throwing up in the pool
>>219492422>>219493415Women are so beautiful
>>219492422Am i gay for finding this repulsive?
>>219493772yep
>>219492550>skinnyYou must be American. That’s considered fat in most civilized nations.
>>219493772literally yes
>>219492508yeah yucky no way would i have heavy drunk hot tub sex with her
>>219492508>>219492590retards, fridge means no hips no ass no tits i.e. shaped like a fridgeby having massive milkers she's automatically not a fridge
>>219493772No
>>219492508I'm getting real tired of the baseless, false insults constantly hurled at Sydney desu. Only makes me like her more.
>>219493772yes but there's a sweet release in enjoyment of the shaft over the headache of women
>>219492422>I'M ACTING!
>>219493772This is you
>>219493772Yes
>>219492508I like hips as much as the next guy, but you don't need nice hips when you have boobs like that
>>219493122>>219493149>In the Navy>In port in Hong Kong>I’m drunk as shit, just on the edge of blackout stage>Literally everyone that I’m there with gets hookers, so I follow suit>Back in the hotel room, she gets me hard and puts a rubber on, but I immediately go limp>I at one point get up to take a piss, and forget that I have a condom on because I’m so drunk >Look down to see a water balloon filled with piss hanging off my dick>Go back out, and I’m fully whisky dick mode now>She eventually gives up and leaves>I pass out, and wake up the next morning to find that I pissed the bed in my sleep.Not my proudest moment.
>>219493772>>219492422What I find repulsive is the actingShe doesn't know how to actThat's just a sober person stomping down the stairsWhere's the fucking lose of balance, this retards think being drunk is like being on opiods or some shit, they always act like they are fucking high, not drunk
>>219496133There is definitely a point of drunkenness where you get there. It only lasts 30 mind before your passed out though
>>219492422Please, just make her Aayla Secura before it’s too late.
>>219496010Standard Friday night lad. I fucked the one chance in my life at a threesome when I somehow had two girls back at my uni room in my bed and I decided to piss out my tiny window onto people having a chat below and the dorm security came to slap me over the head.
>>219492422Fuck she makes me want to blow all over myself
>>219496133Not really. I can be completely utterly shittered to the point of speaking in tongues but I don't lose balance.
Here's your based right wing trad actress, sir.
>>219496324Has she ever once said she's trad? You can be right wing and not be trad.
>>219495344no it doesnt retard. its about figure
>>219496431wrong and gaythat fat girl in euphoria is a fridge
>>219492454Unironically, what the fuck did he mean by this ?
>>219492422Hunter is so much prettier
zoomers don't drink lol they imagine being drunk is like a sad experience or something
>>219497184Zoomers don't need to drink anymore after watching this movie, this is how they experience "it"
>>219492422>no hipstranny tier
>>219497184millennialtards are unsophisticated and don't know how to properly drink without becoming obese>>219496273>>219496010
it sucks that women took over wine as women coded alcohol since it's so much nicer to get drunk on it than on beerwine is twice as strong, beer should be womens drink and wine should be mens
>>219498251I drink white wine on Sundays, whiskey Fridays and Saturdays.
>>219492422of course a Jewish run show would try to tell young girls that drinking and being near naked is so epic and cool
>>219492508This jfc Plus her potbellyI hate women who look better in clothes than out of them.
>>219498539Yeah imagine if young people had sex and kids
>>219492422ew what a disgusting whore
>>219497224This. Stay away from me Sydney Sweeney with your tranny big eyes and big lips and small chin and huge tits.
>>219498053In a milennial who got blackout shittered twice a week from at least 2008 to 2020 and I'm 6'1 95kg 16%bf caliper tested. Zoomers were just built worse.
>>219497168Based chaser
>>219498923Only 35 kg left! You can do it!
I want to have sexual intercourse with Sydney Sweeney if you get my drift.
>>219499409Not sure what does direction you'd even mean, my fat free mass is 23 which is basically the ideal.
>>219492422She's conservative and classy girl
>>219498575go be an indian jew worshiping virgin somewhere else
>>219492508Her tits hang all the way to her elbows, that is, at the bottom of the ribcage. They're nice tits, but they're saggy as fuck.
>>219500017me personally I don't actually care about that, for me they are just too small to care
>>219499572that's an omega-level chonky boi moment right here not gonna lie, bro unlocked the epic bacon lifestyle
>>219492422This is a good show for young girls. Thanks again hollywood!
>>219492422Tell me you never got drunk with girls back in high school without telling me you're a virgin
>>219501213I dropped out in middle school to work
>>219501285>doesn't deny being a virgin
>>219492422god i wish those stairs were me
She looks like a deer that survived getting her skull smashed in with a sledge hammer.
>>219492422Why is everything so performative and fake.
>>219492565alc makes eneyone horny you freakever been drinking with women before? obviously not but they all get horny
>>219499618reminder that the average conservative in north america is a male latino
>>219492422>le ipad zoomer stare
>>219492454Don't call yourself a man if girl didn't look at you like Sydney Sweeney looks at her brother
>>219492422omg this is soooo meeeee im so sexy and hot and just a messss, wooooow so self destructuve, im going to get drunk tonight
>>219498053I’m not sure what my story has to do with being obese, ESL.
>>219492422>be_selfish.webmnah. I can see it's garbage to recude yourself like thatno Atheist liquid for me
>>219492454Do what?
>>219492422erect
>>219492508Says the guy fawning over Hunter
>>219506062what about both at the same time
>>219495414Kek
>>219501527>tfw on off girlfriend turned up to meet me already drunk>walked her home>she went to take my pants down>I stopped her in disgust and left
>>219492422Are these all commercials for her underwear brand?
>>219508707it's completely okay to be gay
>>219508707You fucking faggot
>>219492422Is that Flo from progressive?
>>219501497Welcome to 2026 April, we have so many horrors beyond your comprehension to show you.
>>219492422>How butterfaced do you want your right wing sex symbol to be>Yes
>go out to bar with friends over a decade ago>friend of friend is there with girls>hit it off with a girl and talk to her>we both get wasted>walk her to her house>she wants me to join her>I say no and wish her good night>friends think I'm cool and invite me to their next party>I get drunk and play beer pong>playfully call the other team faggots>get told to leave and never come back
>>219492508spbp TRVTHNVKE
>>219492422mike wazowski body
>>219492590>Average cashier at In n Out probably looks better this is becoming truer every day
>>219495344>having massive milkersyeah...."having"
>>219508707Based chad. Don't listen to the other two date rapists.
>>219511771She was already budding
>>219508707>>219511979depends. "so drunk you can't walk" is nasty but "giggly and euphoric drunk" can be fun.
>>219512183that cunty brunette mogs sydney
boobies milkies slurp slurp slurp
>>219496010I don't listen to The Village People much, but I don't remember those being the lyrics.
>>219512289both are good tho
>>219512837>both are good tho
>>219492422body like a 40yr old soccer mom
>>219493772Absolutely
>>219513590Too soon nigga
>>219508707
>>219493772>Am i gay for finding this repulsive?>btw this is me
