He's here edition>FTL NEWS:-- Frank is seething uncontrollably in chat--Burt is working in the goo room-- The fish have been gaslit into thinking a nuclear war is happening... NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THOUGH-- BAM'S PARENTS were here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Nina’s challenges suck-- Bliccy is here>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219491008
>>219492434life is mizzy
>>219492434Is that mizzy
this is going on way too long, mints is not funny
one more beer wouldnt hurt
show fucking sucks zzZzzzZzzz
>>219492453i love this
this is awesome PRODUCTION W MINTS W
name 1 good mints bit
>>219492434Letty gangbang in the basement!!!!
This gay TTS is foul! Sickening I tell you. My ears cannot take much more.
>>219492453bongo no..
>spend 50 bucks to get ignoredkwab
>>219492463no
>>219492450QUEEN
>TTS loud as shit>let TTS say Burt over and over>surprise?
>>219492453Bongo is Vickymaxxing
next step is selling jar's of burt's goo for $50 a pop
>>219492462Get Fucked mints
>>219492450She wishes she looked like that kek
>>219492434LIFE IS MIZZY
first result on amazon for conveyor belt
As bad as the goo room is, it's at least better than the nontent twins.
>>219492449rainbow claire is my favorite type of goo
>>219492463being tough and beating people up
>>219492468feels bad
>>219492468GRIM
>>219492450she's ugly but she was the least ugly female of the original cast. grim
>shh we cant talk about burt
We still think about you.
>>219492450she looks cute here
>>219492481thats electric, theirs is a hand-crank
>>219492434omg mizzy!!
They should just copy American Horror story seasons for a seasons theme
>>219492434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWak0i_iqnM
>its a good season
>>219492468hope that one is fake otherwise that's just depressing
>>219492492why did he leave again?
>>219492479she does it's just a myspace angle from above
>>219492484cool
>>219492506died
Did the twins have their nightly crash out?
What you think she's up to tonight?
>>219492481>$325.00what the fuck lol
Final 3 no tensions KWAB
>>219492468lmao
Jesus man
>>219492506i think he didn't do anything for the first hours of the cell and prod just kicked him.
>>219492481they have the shorter version check the legsvevor is big you can find it on the chinese sites too lots of machines
season 5 finale ideas
>>219492501soulless
>>219492495no it's literally the exact model
>>219492493she looks cute ALWAYS
>>219492512they aren't drinking so no
>>219492515It's a good belt
>>219492498I watched like the first 6 and Asylum was the only good one
>>219492506beds opened up at the shelter and he was bored
claire and bliccy were a beautiful duo
They seriously do not want Burt outside that room. Wiggers didn’t even want him in the basement or interacting with the contestants. This is just a TTS farm and to get Burt to crash out screaming and then escorted off the property.
>>219492481completely pointless too
>>219492463when he destroyed bashir in a sitting match
Does anyone have the webm of Vicky eating
>>219492521sheet you're right it's this one
Take me back baby bros
>>219492527Her eyes and smile are beautiful
I love bliccy!
>>219492434what's the deal with you only calling me at 2am
anytime now...vimpsy...
let's get the normie out - vimp to bongo
>>219492539>get Burt to crash out screaming and then escorted off the property.Not gonna happen
HOLY FUCK CHECK DINING ROOM
based vimp balancing the teams so james drake doesn't just steamroll everybody
>"lets get the normie out"vimp still on team bashir lol
>>219492548who actually fucking watched this shit.
i want to watch nigger burt make goo.youre making this bit too complicated jeet. just get him to make the fucking goo already
The season was good until they started bringing on losers from other seasons while treating them as the stars of the show.Season 5 had its own identity>Vicky kratom shit>everyone hates muslims Bashir>twins being retarded and arguing with eachother>JD gay>Drake being the normalfag looking mad like he is about to kill everyone in the house>Landon being funny and fucking with productionIt was fun. Season 5 had its own thing going on.Then it became the Alex B show and it's just one guy ranting to himself. And then a bunch of losers came on. Letty, Binx, Dumbgay, some kick whore. It's fucking insane. They take over the show and treat the contestants like secondary characters and production treats them the same.Jet wants Letty on cam to be cringe and annoying more than he wants to make a show with the cast of the fucking season.Burt is the final nail in the coffin. This season is botched on purpose. It shouldn't even count as one of the seasons. The cast was rugpulled. They are the freeloaders, Letty and Burt are the muh fish.
>>219492560maybe second now...
>>219492560holy shit lmao
>>219492473I wish I could quit her
>>219492548Powtank is the canon ending
>>219492495you can see the wire
>>219492571benleaks and other assorted tjpedos
vimp touched bingos scalp
its his show now
>>219492560the fish to freeloader curse
>>219492501Main characters in each moment:>Landon/Bam>JD>Blane>Landon>Alex B>Landon>James>Twins>JamesTotals:Landon: 3James: 2Twins: 1Blane: 1Alex B: 1JD: 1Bam: 1Bashir confirmed not a draw
>>219492571Ftl retard
>>219492560he should rope
>>219492468hahahatotal paypig leg death
>>219492548Creature makes my dick incredibly hard
>>219492585the wire?!
>>219492585>the wire
>>219492595he already kwabbed out as a fish desu this is just an extension of that humiliation
>>219492560i want him to be cucked but she just said earlier "i need to sleep next to landon tonight"
>>219492560landon and bashir will bond over this tomorrow
burt immediately owns the stream
You're not on The Wire
thread's dead
>>219492513who gives a fuck?boring whore
>>219492567own the normiestrigger the normieskekistan marches on!
>>219492623shows dead
>>219492566>>219492567>>219492562insanely based
drinking ginger and tumeric tea i'd give it a 6/10
>>219492575None of the contestants really did anything other than Vicky outside of challenges but I mostly blame that on the retarded bullet idea and not paying them actual money
>Team DrakeDrakeLauraLandon (tentatively, he said he wants Bashir out next)>Team TwinsTwinsVimp? (she said she wants them to win)>Team BashirBashirVimp?
>>219492560https://vocaroo.com/1n6iWZf4lsST
>>219492567Bashir vs the twins would be the final everyone actually wants, because the real story of the season is "will Bashir betray his morals to win, or will he just let the twins win". The Drake beef was fun, don't get me wrong. But he's passive in it, content to just send Laura after him because production won't kick her. He hasn't faced any adversity, it's just physical bullshit. I want to see Bashir compete against 2 girls who he has claimed to be allied with the whole game.
is this stringer bell
>>219492560did this guy really just fall right back into being led on my ANOTHER woman
>>219492615true. its interesting how whenever a fish returns as a freeloader they almost always lose their aura. except trish
>invite burt on to play the jd and landon song on loop while he just stands therebro?
Literally what's the point of watching if my Muslim weeb self-insert doesn't get the goth pussy?
me and vimpsy are awesomesauce
this is not the dining room
>>219492575Jet literally doesn't care about this show and sees it as a cash grab to fund his retarded ideas like fishcity
So what was worse, s3 rv, s4 ending prematurely or this?
>>219492641jej
>>219492639>real story of the season is "will Bashir betray his morals to win, or will he just let the twins winNo it's not wtf are you watching
>>219492634It's not their job to ''do something.'' They are the cast of the season. Jet is the one putting on the show.The fuck are you NIGGERS talking about?
Can they make the next season based on The Wire? Like wardrobe them all like characters. Rent a warehouse in Baltimore with brick walls and shit.
name your top 5 james drake moments from today
goldstriker coming for finale... sources just lmk.
>>219492653>we're working with an elastic product here
>>219492636Vimp is trying to make it (and will likely succeed):>DrakeLaura>TwinsLandon>BashirVimp
>>219492655S3 rv
when's bitchtank 2?oh wait it's this season
you guys liking season 3.5?
Bring in Aryeh and give him a character to play called The Mess. Play on the noid but he messes the tank up for the Janitor to clean up. Landon can box Aryeh at any point.
this shit sucks.
Who made the gay guy sfx?
>>219492667it would be kind of shitty if he didn't he's still majority shareholder in fishtank
>>219492663i don't know sorry
>Burt calling mints gaykwab
Whats going on with computer lab??
How are none of the fish listening in on the door or trying to contact him right now? Surely they hear the SFX through the door
>>219492655This is because i actually liked the final 4
Mints telling Bingo to stay far away from the Goo Room door
>>219492663Nobody did anything today desu
>wastes our time>everyone just goes to bedTruly Neptunian Kino..
There's never been more fish aura in one room than these 4 just hanging out
>>219492650Also, production fucked up by not trying to explore the organic arcs and instead forcing their memberberry/kick bullshit onto the show.
>>219492678>Bring in Aryeh
>>219492678Shut up Aryeh they're never bringing you back. Go kill yourself.
>>219492686Mints told them to fuck off
So all that /bant/ nonsense about Burt suing tank was BS? Oh man, I bet that Frank guy will show up soon too lol since they hang out so much
>>219492662>Rent a warehouse in Baltimore with brick walls and shit.these dumb wiggers would get killed unironically
>>219492680Sam and Chris Lynch
popcorn pepsi pretzels pussy
people pretending they love this cast is the worst part of this season
>>219492678kys aryeh
why did they debut the goo room at 4 in the fucking morning?
What band recorded the Landon song
>>219492449worthless dog
Take this shit off autopilot, someone is bound to interact with that door
>>219492636Teams shit is so stupid. They are so close to the end it should just be challenges and fucking with all of them.The idea should have been to bring Landon back to be a funny janitor, but Landon is back as a moping bitch who is there to sabotage Bashir. It's stupid.
>>219492513her bedtime so like 9pm
>>219492709suno.ai they just started making music
>james drake gets access to the goo room first dressed in alex b's clothes
>>219492709SunoAI
I think Bingo is my favorite now
>>219492663clittyleaks
>>219492663Uhmmm, line?
>>219492706JD, Charity and the twins are all the soul
>>219492659Yeah I agree with you. Im saying they were not directed or incentivized to participate in anything other than immunity/elim challenges and friendtank was a response to the bullet idea because they didn’t want to be on anyone’s bad side
>>219492670Landon will just complain to the twins that Bashir snaked him and undo anything Vimp says because the twins are retarded. It's just going to be the twins sitting on the sidelines while Drake and Bashir fight, and Vimp's autistic dedication to being a spy now won't work at all and just leaves Bashir to get 2v1'd all day.
OMAR COMING
>bongo in bar cam already has more viewers than burtlol
>>219492506He was creatures friend and they feared he was being planted by orbiter fags.He's dead now sadly
>>219492678No one is asking for you back bro. Hope you hang yourself
I need to see landon and vimp cuddle
>>219492715When they gave them the talk that to stop friendtank I was so happy. Then they decided to randomly make the freeloaders side with a fish each and I fucking groaned. such an insanely retarded idea
>>219492623Burt killed the thread
>>219492567Yeah sounds like Vimp and the Twins are on board with Bashir now. They also pointed out earlier in the computer room that James almost always has a lot of freeloaders on his side.
now that the dust has settled. what is everyone's favorite day 24 moment?
Elimination tomorrow?
Jet is still bitter the peak of season 3 and fishtank in general was when Sam was in charge and he had to stay in the basement that's why he's bringing in all these s3 people to try to take credit retroactively
>>219492738Why did they put it on autopilot? They really thought people would watch a retard in a room doing nothing but talking to TTS?
>>219492600this nigga really went through all that to make a basheer bait post
>>219492754No
Has Mints gained weight since the start of season 5?
>>219492738Good, fuck burt
>>219492734You're really bad at reading people anon. First off, Landon does anything the last person he talked to last says. Second, the twins aren't that retarded and actually seem to understand the dynamics between everybody better than anybody else
>>219492732JD was a legitimately good fish they rode him too harddude has been gone for a week and tts is still about his cripple kike lookin ass
>>219492562she was also trying the same with landon
burt was massively popular with the normie audience during S3
Mints has the face of a vermin
>>219492751Vimps ass when cuddling
>>219492761idk but he's wearing a white dress shirt without an undershirt and you can see his fat through it and its making me upset
>>219492751phil
Let's be honest, this season has had longer stretches of nothing happening than any other season of the show.
>>219492768he was decent but he was just too annoying to be remotely likable in any way that mattered. vibe nuke was not nearly an exaggeration, he fucking sucked to listen to
Something about this house makes it more confusing than the S3 houseIt's the final week and I'm still losing contestants Where did Vimp go off to?
>>219492775I would do anything to get a big fucking wiff.
Nick Rochefort will be in Atlanta on Saturday
>production snuck bashir a jointnice.
>>219492751bliccy
they should leave burt's goo making up to the imagination disable the cam. knowing that he is locked in a room in the house adds a lot on its own
>>219492777He's so soft.
>>219492766The twins sat there and did nothing to save Landon or Bashir. Why would they do anything to save just Bashir now?The time to remove Drake has long past. He's final 2, the only thing even slightly up in the air is if Bashir or the twins are with him. Either way Drake wins. It's a dull season because Bashir was his only competition and he was too autistic and abrasive to make alliances.
>>219492768he competed in challenges well and could've been the best foil of all time if he wasn't a quitter, the vibes r still nuked
The twins are back in their rightful throne.
>>219492775I too enjoyed this moment
>>219492780There's more in total, but not at a time. S2 had 10+ days of nontent at one point
I just know benji started screaming when BVRT showed upI bet he bought the season pass with his mom's stolen credit card to switch cams
>>219492758Yes I did.
>>219492756Jet wants to turn fishtank into “jet’s world”ultimately. Ben gives zero shits as long as he is getting paid and can be an asshole.
>>219492781who this season is likable? the choice is: hatable vs. boringjd, laura, bashir have been most of the content and i hated/hate all of them
Come on little buddy, fuck her for me.
>>219492793Is the door locked? They shouldn't give this nigger a single chance to walk out
>>219492788he took his pack of cigarillos out of his bag during the nuke bit and has been chain-smoking them since
in retrospect it's a miracle how bloodgames managed to work at all
>autopilot isn't picking up the goo factorySo they just locked Burt into a room for paypigs, literal minstrel slave show
>>219492748I liked the teams for the candy challenge, but that's over now. They should have the freeloaders target the fish and give each one a different target and task each day.
>>219492594s3 chads stay winning
Would it save the season?
>>219492813she doesn't have 2 do this bit anymore
>>219492721retard, it should be bashir, he is alex bashir.
>>219492795Because James Drake is a way bigger threat?? They've said countless times they want him out for that reason.
>>219492800the cleaning arc / rv arc of s03 was still worse.
reminder when vimp first saw the two mattresses laid out in the arena she pushed them to the other sides of the room. and now she's happily sleeping face to face with landon
>>219492825ye would be a good host
>>219492811I actually like JD and bashir
>>219492775no wonder why landon is so mindfucked
>>219492810I think he wants the show to be as tame as possible and he wants to acclimate the audience to nontent so the show can become a third-monitor afk stream people just have on so he can make money without thinking or doing anything.
>>219492825>Plays Nigga Heil NinaWould pop me
>>219492819They had a lot more people back then, competent people. Jet hated them all because they undermined his authority when he wanted to run "I'm a gay alien" bits.
>>219492825ye would be the best host
>>219492560
this season is officially freaking AWESOME
>>219492825would become the best season instantly
>>219492834it's because Landon is like a puppy dog and also because of bashir religious autism
Who's realistically hosting Season 6?
>>219492811I think the twins are likable and also at least mildly entertaining most of the time and super entertaining sometimes
>>219492819peak
>Vimp went to sleep with LandonBashjeet brothers our response??
>>219492835he would hate jet and ben so much
>>219492780Blatantly false. It's a tie between 1, 2 and 3.The only season where everything happened all the time was season 4 which was a mess.Other seasons had a week of downtime.Season 1 had something like 10 days of nothing happening because of a plumbing issue and most the season was sitting in silence.Season 2 was pretty bad. Some days literally nothing happened.Season 3 was probably the worst. It's just burt alone in his room talking to himself. 1 week cleaning arc. Days of driving in a car with nothing happening.
>>219492819The ‘plot’ fell apart halfway through when Jon walked off due to having to wear lipstick to be a vampire and Tayleigh became convinced that Xavier was her /bant/ stalker The Duke and Ravenblood’s feud over the fate of Schitty was NOT resolved
>>219492854burt
>>219492832He was a bigger threat last challenge. They didn't do anything to him. They won't fuck with Bashir, but I doubt they would have done that anyway.
>>219492854James Drake and Letty
I miss him so much bros…
best fishtank contestant
i miss the judge
>>219492819And how well it worked, all things considered. Peak of the show in terms of production value, organization, assembled talent etc.
>>219492832>James Drake is a way bigger threat?How? Who has won the most in this season? Do you think the winner will be decided by arm wrestling?
>>219492848>ok, this season is officially awesomethis is how ben talks during gaslights / bits where he pretends to be overexcited
>>219492859what gives? so did sam
>>219492854Letty
>>219492828she's just thirsty. She wanted to do this with Bashir and was complaining that he refused to touch her
>>2194928584 wives + 72 virgins awaiting him in heaven
>>219492854don jolly
>>219492854suziesmalls
Vimp has been the GOAT of today. She barely does shit but she shakes up the dynamics in interesting ways and led us on a roller coaster with the flip-flopping that eventually led to her being revealed as still on Bashir's side
>>219492858Landon deserves a wife of Vimp's caliber
>>219492828she said she's sleeping there so drake doesn't get suspicious or something
>>219492854Vance
>tts trying to get the twins to speak RussianLetty?
Autopilot doesn’t seem to include the goo room lol
>>219492854>season 6>Jet and Ben homeless in a sprinter
>>219492848okay, this is epic
>>219492888She literally went to sleep with Landon
>>219492655This is nowhere near as bad.
>>219492854Drake and Luke co-hosting would be good
>>219492874Bongo is pretty sure Bashir will split the money with them if he wins. There's no way Drake gives them a cent.
>>219492888Vimp reminds me a lot of a watered down Blane. Freeloaders dont need to be against the fish, just fill the space and provide content. Vimp has done this really well.
>>219492858He doesn't care for one thing. But also she told him she's doing that but staying on his side. I don't see the downside
>>219492870I miss seasons having a theme instead of just being ‘bring a ton of familiar faces on’ - which is exactly what Jet promises he would NOT do
>>219492862at least s3 had a premise/excuse for the nontent. the initial famous house angle with limited tts was interesting but yes the roadtrip/cleaning arcs were lowpoints for the show (also the fallout rp shelter in s4 that was death)
>>219492870fishtank peaked in s2
>>219492839>>219492847Vimp made it clear to the Twins and Bashir that she's only staying in the Dorm to collect any intel and has no intention of betraying Bashir, right? I swear I heard Vimp say that to both the Twins and Bashir.
>>219492854Fousey
>>219492854Tony Hawk
is jet actually a good person for reaping money from kick goyim
>>219492910>Bongo is pretty sure Bashir will split the money with them if he wins.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219492909Luke is never gonna host fishtank lmao are you retarded?
>>219492663Kicking that damn door in half..
>>219492914yeah well they gave up like they do halfway through every season
>>219492907>TTS: Landon you should share your pillow with Vimp>Vimp: *crosses arms to say no no no in response*lmao
>>219492918Famous house part 1 was very good
>>219492919That’s what my gf told me when she slept with my opps
>>219492575It doesn’t bother me, it’s the fishtank universe after all
>>219492926That sounds pretty likely desu
>>219492858he's high as fuck right now and dreaming about 72 virgins, he doesn't care.
s03 literally saved this season
>>219492907watch the show retard. she told bashir she's sleeping there but is still on his side, and is actively trying to balance the teams by staying with bashir and getting landon on the twins' side
>>219492916Famous house was an ok idea but it was the worst cast they've ever had. 100% duds.I don't think you can really pull off what they did because if they had better casting the cast would be too smart to fall for it.
>>219492907Landon is literally like sleeping with a fixed dog. She’s getting the retard off Drake’s dick, the opposite of what Binx did with his gay ass apology letter
What's the beef between Jet and IcePoseidon.
>>219492927idunno i dont watch nu-hyde content i dont know what he wants to do fagget i just thought itd be pretty good and reasonably attainable
how can u stan bashir after the made up wives biteither its true and he is a stepdad squared / live in care retard for these womenor he made it up and is the biggest loser on the planet
>>219492910>>219492926she's right it's true
>>219492909Drake would walk in 5 minutes after seeing the absolute state of production, or get kicked by Jet for arguing with him over how stupid a bit was. He said he'd like the job today, I don't think he gets what it entails.
>>219492914how many of Jet's ideas this season actually landed? The bullet, the shop, jobs, missions, jungle room, computer room, goo room, literally what worked other than the cameras?
>>219492931Bro I'm the biggest Vimp/Bashir shipper I don't wanna doom but it just looks too grim to me rn. I don't wanna overdose hopium.
>>219492936She was gathering information
>>219492870i fuckin don'tsam is so god damn shit
>>219492911This. Her and Blane have been my favorites for that reason. I liked Laura for hassling but she's fucking annoying now and I've cooled way down on her
how are people watching on ppv? only director works for me.
LMFAO okay that was hilarious
>>219492854
I gave up my ass for Intel
>>219492954goran fragile ego
>>219492819it didn't work at all if you actually watched it live
>>219492970you have to pay for ppv platinum to see other cams
>>219492911>Vimp reminds me a lot of a watered down Blane.they are nothing alike, stupid
>>219492951why did you have to remind me of that. god he is whipped
>>219492920G7!!!
>>219492965Bro you gotta realize most of us doing that were just having fun and larping. Bashir never gave a fuck anyway
>>219492888She's very aware of the dynamics of the show and how boring it would be to see another bashir dogpile. maybe the wiggers are giving her instructions or she's more self-aware than i realized.
>>219492965Why bother shipping them? Bashir is not going to touch, kiss, or fuck some girl on a reality show. He is an autstic Muslim with severe OCD. Just enjoy the ride if she continues to back him.
>>219492967nah
>>219492825yeah
>>219492969I can't stand Laura personally. I don't mind the hassling but its the acting cute, giggling and jumping up and down when she gets criticism that makes me want to stomp her head in. Also the attention craving.
all vimp simps need to eat a bullet alongside their nontent fiendcase in point >>219492888
>>219492934yeah, i agree. it was excellent. Sam's characters undoubtedly drive fishtank. there's no denying it.
>>219492981the whats the fucking point?
>>219492970i'm using playlist
Has Burt expressed which males he is going to approach?
>>219492919yeah
what fuckin cam do we even watch at this point? ppv doesn't have the goo room
>>219492991>>219492988It's literally the only fun arc aside from James Drake/Bashir rivalry but production fucks everything up by not leaning into it.
>>219492994Laura would be a good freeloader if she fucked with everyone, and she was funny messing with JD and Diamond. But for whatever reason, she's taking it personally with Bashir. He's been living rent-free in her head for so long now.
>>219492854Poop Hitler Bob Esponja
vimp has easily become the worst thing about this season.
>>219492994for me she is just too uglyher and emma were too busted even for ft
>>219492989I only woke up a few hours ago but maybe she started getting hate for the longhouse shit with Laura and decided to pivot because being loyal to Bashir gets her a lot of positive reinforcement.
>>219492949I dont know Luke, Burt, Alex b, and Simbal were the show along with sam/ben. But desu most seasons only have a a few fish who really deserve to be there. I get the most joy out of the contestants who burn too bright or arent made for the show and just lose their minds.
>>219492854Donald Trump
>>219492967bait
>>219492854Phil Margera
>>219492998Been saying this
>>219493009how are you guys getting ppv to work it only does director cam for me
If I were Landon, I would have palmed Vimp's ass when she threw a leg over me while in bedIt was just a bit, you're already just a freeloader, no one would have pressed chargesJust a big fucking handful of that ass
>>219492951fucking this, she even brought him up to the computer lab earlier under false pretenses to tell him to get off of james drake's team right in earshot of bashir. she's actually pretty damn good at scheming
>>219493018this is exactly what happened
We need a rape tank
We all love burt bronx here
>>219492894>I'm just sleeping in Landon's bed so they don't get suspicious>I'm just making out with Landon so they don't get suspicious>I was sucking off James Drake & Landon in the closet so they don't get suspicious>I was just getting spit roasted so they don't get suspicious >I just helped James Drake to win the show so he doesn't get suspicious>I'm just marrying Landon so he doesn't get suspicious retroactively
BURT IS DEAD
>>219492959It's almost certainly true, it's just some weird arranged marriage thing. It's not like he even knows them or fucked them or anything, it was right before the show started. He doesn't really have any reason to lie when it would just make him seem even weirder and laemer
>>219493045He didn't follow the damn instructions!
>>219493015Laura exists
why are the twins back on the couch
need a goo room restream
>>219492854the lovely Nina
>>219492998>like a female freeloader>simp
>>219493046>muslim japanese woman over 40 and singlenot eve one of these exists on planet earthhe made it up
>>219493045>not even a mattressjet is quite petty
>>219493058Bongo is afraid of Burt.
>>219492989I actually think she might be an expert schemer and understands the show. She may or may not have kept her still being on Bashir's side for a reason, but either way it seems like she was mainly hanging with the others because she just needed to vent about Bashir lol which is understandable
>>219493015no binx is
>>219493045mints warned him
>>219493032this must be the most action he has ever gotten, right?
>>219493054adriana chechik
>>219493020Luke walked on day 2 after doing nothing. Burt is a fake unfunny actor doing the same joke over and over, pretending to be startled by TTS. Alex B is just some crackhead talking gibberish, there is just nothing there, he tricks you into thinking he will be funny but he isn't. Simbal was unwatchable, he just does the same cringe shit calling himself the lion and roaring, it's not funny or entertaining. The only value Simbal added was the anti-Indian jokes but the guy was so stupid he didn't get a single one of them.100% duds. Worst season they ever did.
>>219492992>>219493025>SCREAMS>BREAKS SOMETHINGjust replicated your faggot hero without even juicing
>>219492994>>219493013fucking this. she was alright before but she's garbage now
>>219493054
>>219493043see >>219492919
>>219493055laura atleast gave us JD kinovimp is a retarded boring hoe and also has the added effect of stinking up these threads with completely unwarranted waifufaggotry
it's crazy how kicking laura would fix the social dynamics in this house instantly and make the show way more watchable
Is the bliccster still there
>>219493069only possibility is widows/divorced but that would be very strange to get 4 from around the world so quickly. its a lie. he is a virgin. he needs to rope and kill his bloodline.
>>219492854I accept your concession.
>>219492963EarOut
>>219493012It's still on-going if you want to ship, I'm just saying it was never realistic and everybody talking about it was just playing along with it for fun. Nobody in their right mind thinks Bashir actually gave a fuck and his autistic muslim ass actually was gonna do anything
>>219493105sleeping where the midget was sleeping last night in dorm
>>219493058I just checked the dorm room and completely forgot Bliccy was there. I was looking at her sleeping in the twins' bed for like 15 seconds wondering who the fuck that was. but to answer your question I guess it's because Bliccy stole their bed.
>>219493092>likes sam>must be your hero/ internet daddybraindead idiot
>>219493085then you add in binx and she was probably the worst in retrospect after the famous house shit ended
>>219493105Dorm asleep
>>219493100They want her to keep fucking with Bashir to cause "drama", despite the fact it's just a shit proxy war.
>>219493006Burt will NEVER be allowed to see another contestant
mizzy is coming tomorrow.
>you now remember Alex Stein was on this season
>>219493046They wouldn’t do 4 at the same time are you retarded. They would stack them
>>219493085Alex B is funny when getting TTS mindrapedit's the only thing that made me laugh this season
>>219493117I literally just did the same thing, could not remember who that was
>>219493069they can be christian too. also, "arranged" for a reason
>>219493085what do you want? josie playing with childrens toys quietly all day?
I love going to sleep at a normal time and missing all the fun contentWake up nice and early to experience NOTHING happening all day longGo to bed at 9PM like a NORMAL PERSON and suddenly BURT is here, BLICCY is here, the GOO ROOM unlocksYou know what, FUCK YOU JET NEPTUNEYou motherfucking night stalker vampire motherfucker suck my DICK
>>219492825it would be Alex B 2
>>219493100OMG SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUP-AAAAAAAH stupid FAGGOT!
uhhhh wtf
>>219493109he already told someone it was a joke and asked them if they really didn't get it
>>219493137You are retarded
>>219492663My line?
Did anyone find Anissa's dominatrix name or pictures
>>219493131
Jet should just go all in torturing us. Why does he half ass it. Call in chudgang
>>219493143you didn't really miss anything other than the split second excitement of them showing up
>>219493154i wish
>>219493137yeah that was good. it was pretty bad when he invaded every single space.it was also kinda funny the first day where landon the retard kept tryin to follow him around and try and ask him whats wrong when it was clearly pissing him off even more
>>219493100yeah she's a vibe vacuum
>>219492948having landon on your team is a big nerf
someone give me armchair psychology on why laura's rape PTSD makes her lock on to one target
>>219493100this. They're still stuck in the "laura is a good freeloader" mode because she was at one point but don't watch their own show enough to actually understand the dynamics. or they're doing it to torture us, which is honestly more likely
>>219493142I want a good cast doing challenges and the TTS fucking with people who are not completely out of their mind or faking their reactions
>>219493158yes
>>219493132him getting stunlocked by the tts and spending his short stay wondering why he was even there was funny
The final boss will be Freddy in the piss room.
Where is Vimp sleeping tonight?
>>219493127Yeah I don't even really like bashir but I fail to see what anything she could possibly do to him at this point adds to the show
>>219493143This but being European so it’s worst. All we get is bam’s parents
>>219492980this. you couldnt hear SHIT and none of the fish cared about the plot, at all, cause they're fish and they're retarded
>>219493188milkcouch
>>219492513being lame as usual
>>219493054Marissa wasn't invited on because she got bitched by that nigger in the street
Invite Tayleigh, invite Jimmy, invite Missy, invite Sylvia, invite Frank, Invite Fatty, Invite Simbal, Invite Meg, Invite Trish, Invite Vance, Invite Damniel, Invite Shinji, Invite Peyton
>>219493190dorm with landon
>>219493190Next to Landon :^)
>>219493182Spending an hour trying to sell the tranny bit lmao
>>219493143Jet actually woke up at 4pm todayLetty was hosting morning stuff and eventually Jet & Ben came up in the late afternoon to tell people to clean up for Bam’s parents At the end of S4, they talked about scheduling things and having shifts but it all falls apart a week or two in and they just stay up late getting drunk and then do nothing all morning/early afternoon
>>219493160he knows the half-assed boring nontent is actually more painful for the viewer than all in hate and spite. Cant wait to get mizzy and turbo tomorrow to lay around eating all day.
OPEN WIDE /ftl/!
Sam's winners were Letty, TJ, and Luke. 4 never got an ending and he's not here now. So it's Ben vs Jet, who are they choosing?
>>219493188Freddy is B tier compared to Burt and Alex B, sorry
>>219493170ehh he's beloved enough to at least be something. plus he's an absolute golem for anybody who tells him to do something, and it worked out for james drake and he didn't even need him
>>219493204>>219493201
>>219493160He might as well put cryo and tay in a room together again
>>219493211Bill Ottman looks like he has some serious skeletons in his closet
>>219493190Next to Landon in the Dorm. Vimp told Bashir and the Twins separately that she's only hanging in the Dorm to get information and doesn't play on betraying Bashir. Twins want James out next, as they don't want a "normie" to win.
we should have got that gay guy that got rich off an old man as a contestant instead of bezo
>>219493117>>219493140same lmao
>>219493171Laura wasn't raped. She admitted to making it up for attention. She is just some jimmycord whore who was told who to fuck with. Her entire mission was to remove JD and Bashir. Then she forgot why she was sent in and she just lives there as an annoying cunt because it's better than whatever she has going on back home. That's it.
This show will not be good again until Jet gets literally raped. He needs to suffer ego death and be humbled down to realization of the low level competent worker he is and give the reigns to someone else. I wonder if he has come to terms with Sam taking Luke and fat fuck Lynch as his worker bees and leaving him behind to fumble this shit job. Jet Neptune should be sodomized
>>219493200Simbal is the only good contribution in that list
>>219493188this would be so kino
Why doesn't Landon turn around and give her some privacy
>>219493225Yeah Landon is giving out tons of info. It’s hidden in his pants
>>219493182What did the tts say lol
>>219493235everyone is saying this
>>219493219Landon bros why did she cover her face and cross her arms like a corpse
>>219493175so you want good challenges? sorry bro this is s5, good challenges are soo seasons 1-3
>>219493235Egirl pussy pushed an already incompetent man to absolute ruin
Goo Roomers prevailed over twins sleeping nontent.
>>219493175Who are your favorite fish?
>>219493194yeah but none of that shit was why it was good. it was just set dressing for kino moments to happen, nobody actually gave a fuck about the plot or anything
and a lot of very strong and rigorously trained coping mechanisms.I learned in later crisis scenarios that my cowboy samurai friend could in fact completely lock in and drop the act. He just preferred not to. Fishtank is different, and having the cameras and awareness of them, changes the whole calculation, but having seen Mr Bashir in multiple crisis situations, some of which being so intimate and immediate as a slap in the face, he has yet to ever break through the facade. The cameras probably make it harder, not easier. We are all fundamentally attracted to situations that enable our patterns, whether they are healthy or destructive, and Mr Bashir is intensely attracted to being on camera.I say, because that offers him control over how he is perceived, which is the key ingredient. Or at least to HIM it offers the experience, of that being the case.I have noted that rather than a competitor, Bashir wants to be the director. He has strong ideas about how to make the show better, more uplifting, more artistic, and complains when he has to be a contestant in humiliating and pointless crude and vulgar things.Here is it worthwhile to contrast him with the closest thing to his shadow on the show, actor and actual physical combatant who knows wrestling and boxing techniques, Mr James Drake.James is a shadow, because he is much closer to being an actual warrior, and because he is completely conscious (albeit with a world of his own problems) actor. James knows he is an actor, knows when he acts, which is most of the time. Possibly all the time. James and Bashir are natural dramatic opposites.James knows exactly what his job and role is, and to his immense credit, takes direction extremely well. Bashir, when cracks appear in his persona and facade, immediately retracts to from the role of actor to director, and if his “role” loses a fight, he tries to take over the role of director instead.
What was the point of eliminating Landon again?
burt should be locked in there until the very end of the show for the consume the most goo challenge finale.
>>219493219Landon slept closer to Vimp than volcel Bashir
what if they just kept burt locked in the goo room alone for the rest of the show for no reason
>>219493243it was the first time he had ever been on with unfiltered tts and they were calling him a grifter jew the whole time and it was clear he was filled with regret for coming back
>>219493248she's horny and trying not to finger herself
>>219493248he orbited her afterwards and gave her the ick :(
>>219493192The point is to make Bashir crash out and retaliate, so Laura can run to Drake and cry and he can go "whoa he touched a girl? that's not cool with me bro" and run in there to mess with his shit now he's in the "right".
We need a Keyser Soze fish in at least one season. It will surely be a ftl poster
>>219493261I mean at that point just ask what the point of ever eliminating anyone. Which is a valid criticism, admittedly
>>219493268that would be crazy
>>219493255Summer, Cole, Simbal, Smack, Charity, Tai
>>219493235you really care a lot about fishtank huh
OMG GUYS BURT IS JACKING OFF LOOOOL
>>219493256kino moments like jimmy and tayleigh moping at base camp for half the show and the only cameras up were on them at all times
When you throw pee pee at me, shame on you. When I throw pee pee at you, shame on you, for being in the pee pee poo poo show.The horrible tragedy for Mr Bashir is that despite it being completely accurate for him to say that James is “fake” and “acting”, when they both attempt to be nice and kind and gentle to the girls or their downs syndrome little brother, James Drake is still more genuine than himself, because James knows when he is acting. Even if it’s all the time. Bashir does not. He could easily overcome this, but he would have to open himself in a way he has as of yet only pretended to. But that’s not so bad! We all LARP before we can run, that’s just the way of things.The further tragedy, what makes Bashir a tragic character dramatically, is that he is right that fishtank is a strange artistic thing that has uplifting qualities, but his idea of how to make it better or more so, is exactly what is making him become the heel and villain of the show:Fishtank is not the silly poopoo torture show where nothing matters and the rules are fake, and the challenges are fake, and everything is pointless torture porn. That’s every other reality TV show. They started out attempting to create, essentially, a parody of reality television, of making it so caricatured and extreme that the audience couldn’t deny how horrible these things are - an HONEST reality TV show, where we don’t pretend it’d not evil.But what gradually grew out of that was the exact opposite. The appeal of fishtank is, despite it appearances, that it is the most, in Internet lingo, “moralfagging”, reality TV show, of all time.
>>219493268This and just turning off the goo room cam
>>219493268literally what they're doing. watch the show nigga
>>219493268that’s unironically their plan
guys what if james drake did a epic door kick and broke burt out of goo jail and they get their goo all over each other and had sex
burt was one of the best things to ever happen to fishtank and they have treated that gay nigger like shit
>>219493269The way he left too was funny as fuck some half assed rap battle while the tts was playing over him talking. Stein never served a purpose on fishtank and im glad he got exposed for bringing a tranny
>>219493315this except instead of burt it's bashir
>>219493228fax
>>219493276which has basically already happened several times and it leads to nothing. it's a bunch of build-up that's completely insufferable to just be meaningless when it leads to its climax
>>219493100the fuck are you talking about
>>219493276TRUVKE NUKE
>>219493235I fuck heavy with this and agree. Sad to say but my nigga Ben may need this too as he is too far gone prob
How do you win Fishtank? The rules are arbitrary and change day by day, and the only common rule given is “be interesting”. And yet, through seasons 1-4, every season Mr Sam Hyde has said openly on camera “I’m not gonna give x thousand dollars to a junkie/insane person/etc” , despite these insane junkies being objectively the more “entertaining”. So there is a push a pull. How do you win Fishtank? Ultimately, from s1-now, the answer is, be the person Sam Hyde likes the most. Be the person who has had a character arc of growth and becoming stronger and more capable and higher agency. Embody the values of Sam Hyde’s moral worldview the best. Josie “won” season 1, but they rigged it for Letty because she was the most high agency sam-like individual. TJ won when he let Sam punch him in the head. Luke won s3. Nobody won s4. But the pattern is there.What are Sam Hyde’s values? Professionalism, artistic or practical achievement/skill, a kind of nietzschean selv-overcoming, growth into a stronger, more capable individual. Coupled with a couple of deontological red lines, notably in regards to children.Fishtank is, paradoxically, for all of its purposeful literal filth, the only “moral” reality tv show - according to one person’s vision of morality. The winner is the one who “deserves” it the most, not the one who “wins” it. Who decides who deserves it the most? Many references are made to this, and to some abstract dramatical rules, lots of talks about Arcs and struggle. But it is not the Audience who decides what a good character arc is, and it is not the contestants who decide who is more “likeable”.
i hope bash winsi hope bash makes friendsi hope bash converts to Christianityi hope bash finds a nice girl to marryi hope this for ftli hope
>>219493100sister laura is a great freeloader faggot you are just a gay bitch jimmy handpicked her for a reason
Jet hassled frank advil
Fat fuck
LMAO wtf did that russian tts say? vimp covered her face
>>219493268This but it’s for 9 months
>>219493268That’s literally what the wiggers are doing. There’s no secret plan or spooky twist
I hope we get another ICEagent Bashir moment
>>219493315You lost me on the last part but James Drake going rogue and ignoring the wiggers telling him not to mess with it because he's going schizo about the goo room could be kino
#IStandWithBongo
>>219493228i still don't know what the fuck they were thinking casting bozo, charity, and emma
>>219493332I am Christian and it would be barbaric to change a man of faith
Bashir cannot win, because the environment is incompatible with the necessary process of his self overcoming. The camera is enabling his coping mechanisms, and they cannot be destroyed on camera. With this, he cannot embody Sam Hyde ethos of selv overcoming. The idea that he knows better, that fishtank should be the Bashir Show where they get the red scare girls to come on and listen to him talk about movies and speak Japanese, because he faintly recognizes the above paragraphs, is exactly what prevents him from achieving it - his tragic flaw, his ironic flaw. Beauty will forever elude him, until he ceases grasping for it.Now, season five is without Sam’s direct involvement and that changes things a bit. Because now the measuring stick is no longer Sam Hyde’s moral worldview. It is producers Ben and Jet’s, presumably Jet’s primarily. And we’ll see what he believes.
>>219493326>it leads to nothingThe point is to turn the audience against Bashir for suffering aura loss by getting ganged up on. It helps when he cries about it.
>>219493289they managed to carry out the general concept and gameplay elements to the end unlike the darkrp shit in this season
I want Arby’s but the one by me turned into a Starbucks
>please kick everyone who does not like this obnoxious misogynist asshole?
>>219493276holy true
like i'd suck burt
>>219493304>>219493311>>219493342oh sorry i didnt really watch
>>219493317this but unironically. any normal person would just click off his cam when he was jerking off and would watch him schizo-post and it was super entertaining, I don't care what anybody says
>>219493341Didn't hear. Burtcam is on burt. It's a burt show.
>>219493352Nothing a single person has improved throughout this whole season. They are all still retarded nontent
>>219493291>>219493330>>219493352pity reply
>>219493348#Incestive Rapist#Abuser #Raging Alcoholic#Monster
>>219493235the narrative that jet is somehow jealous of sam's lackeys luke and chris lynch while he gets to run his own dream show is fucking retarded. as shitty as fishtank gets, i'm sure jet is glad he's not reading manosphere faggot superchats for samuel whitcomb hyde anymore
>>219493349or anissa
>>219493276James literally walked in while they were wrestling during the egg hunt and did not give a fuck about what was happening to Laura
>>219493276bashir already owned her multiple times
>>219493260yes bashir is a performative, uncharismatic machievellian narcissist.
>>219493378i cant bring up the tts history but she covered her face out of embarrassment so im curious
>>219493317Why do the wiggers hate Burt so much if he’s made them a ton of money? Idk why he even came back after being scammed out of 50k
>>219493349bozo i guess coulda been a heelcharity was a bet on bam (insane)emma yeah i cant explain this one, yet another soft-spoken blonde short girl except this time she’s got horrible acne and the worst potato face gollum thing
Need a big boob black gf
>>219493354It hasn't worked before, it won't happen now. Having Laura on James Drake's team instantly makes the majority of the audience side with Bashir, and the audience will side with him anyway because he's an underdog who's been dogpiled for a week straight now. Him crying about it doesn't even diminish it. Even in these threads, people seethe about him constantly but every single poll reveals that most people here understand that he's the main character and is the most likable as a fish
Obviously the best use for Burt would be to bother the men in the house, mainly Bashir, but instead they came up with this goo room bit which will lead to nowhere.
>>219493341Place your hand next to him—please do something for our little friend! Give him a thumbs-up if you like him. Please!
>>219493354Everyone already hates Bashir /ftl/ is the only place that still likes himAlso Laura is scared to get physical with him after he raped her
Any news on Bam?
>>219493332i hope he never gives up his stupid false quest and dies a lonely virgin(likely)
>>219493396I would tell you but the kick stream is on burt cam. I skipped a few minutes back to check what was said but it's all burt. Burt it up.
If I was a fish I would realize the show has gotten boring and would remolest Bingo to entertain you guys
did anything happen since queen bliccy showed up
>>219493235when corned jet has many defenses that he has used when he's been humbled:1. Ignore - Out of my ear2. Banish - Jin, Cole, etc.3. Double down - pretend being retarded or a sex pest is actually cool or some kind of epic trole
>>219493387kek exactly, idk what these people are talking about
why the fuck is bliccy here
The man who legitimately tried to sue a production for millions of dollars is lying on the floor locked in a "goo room" for said production
>>219493352The point of fishtank is not character growth. The point of fishtank is to see someone get punched all day and still come out on top. It's a show about the indomitable human spirit, and I want to watch the annoying autist who gets shit on by everyone win because his autism gives him the conviction to ignore everyone else and continue to pursue his ideal.
>>219493219bro if i woke up and noticed this id feel like shit
I just woke up from a nap, what's this I hear about Vimp sitting outside Bashir's room to yell shittalk about him?
>>219493385Yeah I'm sure jet isn't upset at all that sam doesn't care about him anymore and just takes 70% of the profit from fishtank while he does all the work kek
>>219492825>DEAD MOM>DEAD MOM>DEAD DONDA>DEAD DONDA>DEAD DONDAHe would lose it in an hour
>>219493396I looked at the chat history and I think the message you are talking about is telling Vimp to put her hand in Landon's pants and play with his little buddy
>>219493384All WRONG and #FALSE
Hating bashir is sub room temp IQ nigger behavior or underageb8
>>219493422she was pretty funny for a bit then went to sleep
it would be really funny if director never shows us the goo room ever again
>>219493434holy shit
>>219493397I’m too tired to explain im about to go to bed but basically Burt started crashing out about not being paid for s3 during magic stars site streaming then started to Markypost and do the “jet nepstein” files. This was prompted by mints teasing Burt over and over and mints hyping up Alex B
Bashir is just neurotic. He could easily import a war torn Syrian cutie virgin if he wanted to
>>219493405He’s going to be there all week. Calm down virgin
gonna get some zyns tomorrow, never done drugs before. what MG should i get as a newfag? bashir has convinced me to do this btw
>>219493444Trips of Truth
>>219492888>Vimp has been the GOAT of today. She barely does shit but she shakes up the dynamics in interesting ways and led us on a roller coaster with the flip-flopping that eventually led to her being revealed as still on Bashir's sideVimp understands that she is playing a supporting role as a freeloader. She does not take the center of attention unless production tells her to, like with the "Lay in bed with Landon" bit earlier. She is not fighting or antagonizing everyone randomly. Blane was like this as well.Compare this with Laura, who seems to love it on the show and always tries to hog the camera, to the point where she will make a scene or talk over others. She was really bad last night. She should have been kicked two days ago.
reminder that they counted on cam and bashir verifiably had less than 1200 candieshttps://gofile.io/d/z2bGPY
>>219493428Bliccy being here brings this to s2 and Bitchtank levels of kino
>>219493430holy fucking trvke
>>219493045I GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVEDMY BABY BLUE
>>219493445i love that bitch so much ive never wanted to cheat this bad
>>219493291fishtank doesnt break through the event horizon without pushing its fish to the breaking point beyond what most streaming sites are comfortable with airing.
>>219493456that's retarded nicotine is more addictive than most things
Did Bashir choose this bed because it smells like Vimp?
>>219493444inshalla
>>219493456i think its funny his retarded ass thought he would convert people to islam when he probably has better odds of starting people getting addicted to nicotine
>>219493408far as I know only reddit and chat dislike him. twitter and kiwi sisters like him
>>219493468Tranny coping. It's on camera and it's over 1200 candies.
>>219493456waste of money
>>219493479>gets a full nights rest Oh god, Bashir is going to be extra insufferable in the morning
>>219493479doesn't have coke spilled on it
>>219493456dont be a retardi only do zyns because i smoked for 15 years
>>219493468The more you cry the more I laugh.Thank you for brightening my day.
>>219493351He either become's Christian or he is a barbaric heathen who lives by the sword and shall die by the sword.
Do you think the wiggers know that giving Drake no actual hardship will just make it impossible for him to win in the eyes of fans? Bashir won't fuck with him for no reason, the freeloaders and other contestants never fuck with him, if he has nothing to overcome and his best moments are barricading a couple of rooms, why would anyone care about him as a character? All he does is sit in his room and cry with the women about how Bashir sucks.
>>219493456just smoke zyn is for fags if you're gonna get nicotine it's cooler to light it with fire and blow smoke
>>219493453Yeah im sure his family could. Muslims usually get married young so it’s probably his autism
>>219493452Thanks anon I skipped the whole magic stars thing
>>219493456>>219493476nicotine is more addictive than fentanyl and a horrible addictionthat said 3mg is peak if ur new but vape/cigs is way more fun
>>219493276she's only there because bashir needs some sort of adversary and james needs an ally. if she weren't there the house would be too passive. she should've been kicked after JD left though desu. she kind of reminds me of angelina and her cringiness. she fills the void that JD left.
>>219493434You missed too much. She wasn't doing that, she was actually on his side the entire time and was just venting to everybody because Bashir is annoying. She actually wants to balance the teams and is actively trying to get Landon to join the twins so they can have a freeloader each
>>219493509This is the mail it in season
>>219493517what vape should i get
>>219493456Ignore people I got nicotine gum after never having nicotine and im not addicted but its only 2mg
>>219493509Doesn't matter he's bens IRL friend so he gets to win
bashir is guts and griffith is james drake in theory. james drake is actually an antagonist that manipulates everyone by making them think bashir is the evil one
what's the noise in the arena?
>>219493469truuuuu
>>219493357no they actually didn't at all, they gave up halfway through and starting doing fishtank torture challenges because jet and sam got bored
>>219493476i wrote a whole book blazed off nicotinewhen i read it, it was full of sanctimonious garbageso i threw it in the garbage where it belongs
Show needs a submarnite contestant
>>2194931439pm is not normal fag
>>219493444trvke
>>219493517I've vaped and smoked on and off forever and never been addicted
>>219493533none. just try a 3mg wintergreen zyn if you're curious. i recommend not, but if you're going to don't take more than 2 a day.
>>219492909The best part about these threads is I don't always know what's bait and what's sincere retardation.
>>2194934566 don't be a pussy in for a penny in for a pound
anal anal anal anal anal anal anal anal vape vape vape
I liked when mints played the good time soundtrack
I just wanna see these two get a fair finale that either would deserve the win for. Twins, Landon, and all the fem freeloaders including dumb gay should be humiliated, as they all suck
>>219493537But Bashir looks like a WALLED Griffith and James’ Guts
>>219493533once again none of thembut just get one that looks tasty to you and accept ur making a shit decision that is not worth the negativesthat shit is impossible to quit
>>219493537stfuBerserk sucks
>>219493479bongo spilled coke on his as a prank earlier
>>219493535>>219493517would you say nic gum is better than zyn? did the 2mg gum give you an improvement mentally would you say? also if zyn, what flavor?
>>219493533I use Vuse because Juul pods leak
>>219493518But she hasn't been an adversary. The hardest she got to him was yesterday morning when he started getting paranoid from bait TTS, which at worst would just lead to him turtling in his room all day and getting kicked for being boring. After JD's gay larp she actually thinks she's a mastermind who can get people kicked out if she throws enough pee pee poo poo.
>>219493537many are saying this. and they would be only good final 2. a marathon of challenges s1 style jet it up!
>>219493143it pays to be a NEETnight/morning is always the best time to watch
>>219493268>>219493372>t. namefag doesn’t even watch the show and just comes here to farm attention
>>219493537Griffith is Landon. Guts is Bashir. Vimp is Casca.
>>219493537kek you're kinda right. bashir is just annoying as fuck so everybody hates him but james drake isn't doing any big manipulation either, he's just a neutral handsome normie who's against bashir so they gravitate towards him
Reminder that Bashir is not eligible for the grand prize since he was the first to be eliminated
>>219493551this show is already too pombero even for a subbie doebeit
>>219493578Yeah I use it for clarity of thinking at work after a coffee. I started by halfing the 2mg but I still got a buzz off it. I only have them like two or three times a week though tbf
>>2194658913"2' btw
>>219493594forgive me for tuning out the burt and mints power hour retard
Burt not turning the lights off is a decision
>>219493578i like zyn more than gumas someone thats smoked forever quit for years and started again theres definitely a neutropic benefitbut the health issues and mental weight that comes along with being addicted to something is a net negative imoi started smoking again for neutropic benefits and regret it
I’d probably complain a bunch if I was the only one getting dogpiled ngl. I’m a whiner
there's a difference between being chubbed up and fully torqued
>>219493599Like Bashir, we don’t care about the prize. Just the kamikaze strategy, the nuclear option, Operation Normie Rain
>>219493596This is what autists and brownbois can’t understand. James Drake has that pull naturally he doesn’t need to scheme
>>219493578DONT DO IT NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>219493599>bashir wins>twins actually get the money thoughthe good ending
>>219493599He’s going to win then they’re going to rugpull him for the twins
>>219493578get ones from swedenthey have much better flavors
they should get somebody from the whittakers on fishtank
>>219493508holy fucking cringe bro
>>219493622pull his dick from your ass, lil homie
It’s time to have a conversation about blane deleting his porn
>>219493628yep
>>219493596this, it's funny bashir was super close with landon the whole show and landon chose to betray him just because he wanted james drake to think he was cool
Bill ottman still has a bowl of chilli on his desk
Every fish I support is always hated by everyone in the tank after a week
>>219493623why? i dont have an addictive personality. if i stick to 3mg or whatever im sure ill be fine
James Drake was my favorite since day 1 but I cooled off on him once he got a freeloader army and has barely had to do anything. Not to mention laura is annoying as fuck so I barely want to watch them anymore. Plus the twins are always at least somewhat entertaining when nothing else is going on, and Bashir has had a kino story with twists and turns. Never thought he'd get this far but he'd end up as my third favorite
landon...stop doing this to yourself
Is kimmee still there
Bliccy is there to drive Carolina crazy isn’t she
wait. question: did bashir break the curse of the returning fish by making it into top 3?
>>219493622>>219493645truth
>>219493664Ben should have shoved 5 shots into him and we could’ve gotten rape tank
>>219493645It was actually because Binx wouldn't shut the fuck up about it because she has the same Bashir derangement syndrome that Laura has and Landon can't help but listen to whoever tells him to do something
Its gonna be like that one night when TJ treid to cuddle Binx
>>219493662I don’t believe you
>>219493659it doesnt matter how much u do nicotine is chemically more addictive than fentanylim sure ur mentally strong enough but dont underestimate that you will be physically addicted to the chemical
Midget Vimp is always in her three foot world
>>219493672>BEN I CANT BREATHE ACK
Yes James Drake is a sociopathic normieYes he is a manipulatorAnd yes he deserves to winAny questions?
>>219493665No nigga
>>219493551I could become the first amarnite fishtank live contestant
I’m gonna go jack off to angie
>>219493094I just wanna prone bone a girl again, it's been too long bros
>>219493678Why?? I liked him since he walked in the door because I thought it would be funny if a buff normie won. I loved Fort Drake too. It was only after that that I started to cool down. Not sure why I would lie about that
>>219493556>>219493570>>219493582thanks. I am already a smoker, but I appreciate the concern. Just wondering what devices are best, i'll look into vuse
>>219493700James has done nothing to deserve to win, he loses every significant challenge
Why does Jet love the Brian types so much. They always mind rape the Landon types to be nontent
Shit season, fuck production
>>219493659>i dont have an addictive personality>watching fish tank at 5 am est
i am once again addicted to these threads and i cannot sleep
>>219493630HELL YES
>>219493693kek I'm surprised I haven't heard this yet
>>219493662I was a big fan of Drake until the whole "girls give me your plant matter I want to kill Bashir" bit. That was the point I realized he was a fake fag and was turning on a guy who was trying to help him win the challenge. If he could just say it to his face I would've respected it. Instead, after Bashir came back he initially admitted it when he thought he was a freeloader, and then when he found out he was still a fish he cried all night and then went right back to insisting they were friends and he probably wouldn't have actually shot him.
>>219493718i just got off work bub, im watching the kick vod now
>>219493703Erm why not
>>219493645There was one night Landon was dejected and Bashir was trying to be nice and cheer him up. After he left the room Landon gave him the middle finger for no fucking reason lol. His brain is rotted by whatever women tell him.
>>219493707In the ass, right ?
>>219493592literally nothing is happening and the burt shit was retarded and gay as fuck
>>219493711Survived the hardest
>>219493727killed by the chicken
>>219493578gum is best if you can stand the flavor but only use them when you work don't get into the habit of building up a tolerance chewing them while you play video games or watch tv
>>219493715man, emma fucking SUCKED. i feel like anissa should still be here
>>219493720Who is she
I can forgive that Drake is evil, stupid and always performing the role he thinks the dominant social pressure expects of him in any moment but not that he's boring and a bad actor.
>>219493713Because he resents the retards for being instantly lovable to the audience and wants to watch them be dominated for his own sick satisfaction
>>219493732ya, james did some made up bullshit as usual lol
>>219493665she left because landon was instructed to rizz her up and she got the creeps
>>219493739okay im convinced with 2mg gum, what brand/flavor should i get?
>>219493608Didn't ask
You faggots think you're so smart
I spent about 10-15 years watching youtube every day to almost never. everything is just slop now like TV became after decades of relevance.
Where is kimmee no cap
>>219493747This. The idea of James Drake is infinitely better than the reality of James Drake
Step Dad Brian is nontent and hasn’t had a single hurdle all season
>>219493752And? The "rules" are also made up bullshit
>>219493761i am a smarty pants i think
>>219493628i do anticipate this happening. James may end up with a production gig after this regardless
>>219493730not every night is goodbut it's generally when the only good shit happens
Morgue bros how we feeling?
>>219493755poop flavor and poop brand
>Bashirfags on kiwifarms are convinced vimp had feelings for bashir but he rejected her which is why she attacks him nowthe delusion is unreal
>>219493729In the virginia
>>219493761shut your gay wigger mouth jet
>>219493761i don't know
>>219493758man vicky fuckin sucked but you do kinda miss her a tiny bit
>>219493628would make the best ending
>>219493775erm welp guess I was raped
>>219493782I'M JDI RAPEYOU LOVE THATI RAPEI DON'T CAREI RAPEI LOVE RAPEALL DAY
>>219493789>man vicky fuckin sucked?
>>219493766Correct.
>>219493775daring
>niggas itt dont get that psycho normie james is the antagonist to the autistic religious protagonist SAD!
>>219493235real
>>219493752this isnt fairtank its fishtank
>>219493747I wish the wiggers didn't coddle him because they were terrified of him walking. He probably could have faced a lot of bullshit and come out on top, but because he was their storyline they completely fucked him over and made him boring.
guys I really do love bliccy
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>>219493801her last few hours were spent being a cunt. thats how she will be mostly remembered by
>>219493817Cool Sylvia
>>219493816Its 5am and everyone is asleep nigger
how would you rank the winners of each season from best to worst based on each of the finale three winning?
>>219493817She was being a drunk pos during the drunk pos challenge?
>>219493711at least he did not loose two elimination challenges
I’m scared
>>219493826i dunno i think theres a line crossed here. you're supposed to be a drunk piece of shit, not a buzzkill
>>219493774yeah well if i wasnt a neet i probably wouldnt even know this shit exists or if i did i wouldnt give a fuck. and then i would be spared from this nigger wigger reddit faggot slop
>>219493826fact check: she was the least drunk out of everyone there and was playing it up
>>219493775what is she going to do? fuck with laura and then move on to fucking with bashir some more?
>>219493758assuming she was dedicated to it, do you guys think vicky could realistically get as hot as vimp?
>>219493826she clearly won as well, ruined the whole show over it. commendable
kratom piss mog
Where is burt
>>219493839I like em sloppy
>>219493832Don't be, i'm here !
>>219493777I'm a Bashirfag now but I honestly thought everybody was just having fun when it came to that
>>219493847dead in the goo room
>>219493835she wasn't drunk at all. and her crying first day was fake as fuck too. can't believe dumb fucks fell fro that shit. based fag bezo called it out immediately
>>219493777it's impossible to tell. I do believe she was seething that he refused to touch her though. she wasn't buying the religious ritual thing at all.
>>219493837I personally would love to see her only fuck with Laura. I want to see that bpd hog go into a sycosis and start over eating until her stomach staples explode inside of her
>>219493830The first was wigger incompetence, he should've "won" via supporting Drake, and then been shot and left. Instead Emma got the bullet and the wiggers only salvaged the season because they panicked after Vicky.The second was Landon being too stupid to grab more than one bag of candy, he deserved to lose it.
>>219493711How many doors have you kicked in bro?
>>219493861>it's impossible to tell.Its not if you're not autistic
I genuinely think JD was my favorite contestant of this season.
>>219493817
>>219493805it's insane that people see it any differently
>YOU NEVER HAD YOUR DUNK SUNKED WHEN YOU GOT WORK IN THE MORNING?
I want to have sex with EmmaI want to have sex with EmmaI want to have sex with Emma
>>219493339they still have those? i thought they'd be gone by now
>>219492532So they’re fully nontent now? Lame
blane feels like a distant memory
>>219493834i mostly listen to musicfishtank is background shit until something good(rarely) happensnever pay for shit
>>219493864
>>219493883Ftl dreamed him out. Mass psychosis
>>219493877they've actually been really funny today and haven't even been sleeping much
>>219493872They watch 5 minutes of the show a day and hang off Drake's every word, so when he and Laura go complain to anyone who enters the house about how evil Bashir is they decide the normies couldn't possibly be lying.
>>219493883don't let the memories fade
bashir has used his religion to get out of nearly every challenge
>>219493839Vicky looks better because she's more womanly and cuter. Vimp looks like a minecraft character. plus Vimp has a generic e-girl look and Vicky is cooler with more style and taste.
>>219493903Which is why he doesn't deserve to win at all
bliccy jacuzzi stream tomorrow
>vimp goes downstairs>tts spam dorm all night>bashir finally gets a nights sleep before 6 a.m.
it's been three weeks and james drake hasn't surprised me once. he's not even even shallow.
The tiger won.
>>219493903no he hasn't
>yfw season 5
>>219493903which challenges bc he won a majority of real ones
imagine seeing this image in season 1
cool so thats it huh.made us waste like 1 hour on burt with that stupid fuckin video after your fake nuke haha moment.
>>219493883i beat off to furry mamabear every night
>>219493867i agree that they panicked on the first instance, but they did not salvage the season. would hae been better to have a replacement contestant. it just doomed the season to not progress in any significant way.the second time it was clearly rigged, bashir had less than 1200 candies.
>>219493917Have you been impressed by him even once? Staying the hardest was mildly funny for 5 minutes, but the wiggers did nothing with it. If Bashir hadn't tried to attack fort Drake that whole bit would have been just as pathetic.
>>219493884>listening to music while watching fishtank yeah i don't get that at all. i was the type who played WoW raw. usually do that with everything. also i can barely listen to music in general anymore. it's all fuck shit and just annoying noise. even bach and vivaldi.
Is bliccy pretending to be a dumb bimbo?
>>219492434Explain RIGHT NOW why the twins shouldn't win
>>219493903james has lost nearly every meaningful challenge
>>219493870
>>219493805we acutally watch the show and not cucumber recaps
remembering vimp said her parents would really like and probably talk nonstop about bashir after the show.but then also she has some sort of strained but close relationship with them.making a fanfic where she likes bashir but wants him to ease up on the religion BS so she has some ownership over him and he's not just the partner her parents picked out
>>219493949bashir lost two elimination challenges
>>219493937that's a you problem>music is annoying noise>fishtank screaming and TTS isn't
Freddy (with unlimited alcohol access) has been added to the tank!
Tbhitler I only like bashir because he makes redditfags and some people here seethe just by existing
>>219493935>>the second time it was clearly rigged,I'm not saying it wasn't, I'm saying that if Landon had come out with a massive haul then they wouldn't have been able to rig it. Bashir was trying in the challenge, and fair challenges are gay. Why kick the fish who is actually doing shit so all that's left to watch is Drake playing happy families for a week and winning some easy challenges? You think Landon would become the lightning rod for hate?
>>219493947Coddled and cheated
Watching Pause Snack Continue even though I don't care for Chris.
I hate the twins but they are objectively the best contestant of the season
>>219493856It's a real, mild mutual attraction they can entertain themselves with while in the tank.Posters turn everything into wild drama like they're watching The Wire and that's a good thing, it's fun.Retards take the fun seriously and make it retarded.This is the history of all forums about any subject in a nutshell.
>>219493958fucking weirdo
>>219493947because they suck and theyre also not gonna win anymore elimination challenges
>>219493977you're no fun
>>219493958You guys are weird
Caught up on the stream. Jet really is a retarded subhuman faggot.Bringing Bliccy of all people on. She is so insanely boring. Just a nasty skank in a monotone voice talking shit>I am like uhh so like trans, yeah I am trans, like wow, remember how in south park they made a joke? like don't tell people I am trans, it's a secret I am telling in front of a livestream camera and told everyone in the house, like don't tell them, it's so secret, like I am so trans, did you hear me? I said I am trans, why are you not playing along with my bit oh my god, has anyone seen south park?
bashir and the twins have both returned from elimination. james drake won.
>>219493989Most contestants are too.
>>219493669yes he did
>>219493947>Do nothing >Get drunk>Cry>Sleep for 12hours
>>219493965don't get my hopes up. >>219493975it was a funny distraction and reminded me of classic fishtank, but it was headcanon. It was really refreshing to have so much going on that night organically with so little wigger involvement.
>>219493971I hate Sam's smug cool guy sense of humor
>>219493958Most normal brown self inserter
>>219493936i'm impressed with how insipid he is. even landon, a literal retard, evinces more internal life than drake. drake is just a void.
>>219493958you need to keep in mind shes binx's friend, and binx is a terrible influence. vimp is 23, and shes a female, so shes double fuckin stupid.i remember being 23 and fuckin stupid.now her friends not on the show anymore so shes kinda lost on what to do. all she can do is just play off shit.shes saying all sorts of shit and doing another.do not trust whores, especially young whores with colored hair. also her music sucks
>>219493990blixxy is here to show her tits and pussy like she did last time
>>219493990filtered
>>219493990bliccy without the chub is a no go.
>>219493947They haven't locked in a single time. Bashir gets shit on from all sides for being an annoying asshole, Drake at least gets a small amount of shit back from Bashir, the twins do nothing but sit around. They're fun, they're entertaining, but they don't deserve to win just for being fun people. They need to deserve it, beyond just having a fucked up home situation because Bongo is a retard working minimum wage and Bingo is a parasite.
>>219493958retard
>>219493991Truth nuke
im going to chew half a 2mg stick a day, for work only
>>219494004esl brownoid
>>219494015im fine with people that can stick around and are entertaining.this shit hardly feels like competition anymore since they just make up shit on the spot. james drake and bashire are faggots for taking it so seriously. i dont know why people haven't realized this.
>>219493045rip burt
>>219493947for all the shitslinging draketards and bashirtards do over who's more coddled these two are genuinely coddled josie copy paypig bait. bongo melted down and threatened suicide at the mere suggestion she was vulnerable in the candy challenge
>>219493990Facts she has 1-2 bits (2016 humor)Shes a vibe nukeBliccy was kind of ok when she was used in tiny doses
>>219493223Pay me and im downJet considers me a liability and Ben likely wants to punch my face in so yeah probably not happening lol
The stage is set.
>>219493998THE BONGODOZER WILL RETURN
>>219494028Maybe it's true what Jet says about the audience ...
>>219494004I think that's just because Landon has actually had to take shit in the show. I liked him trying new things, I liked him fucking with production and them getting actually mad about it and beating him up and making him the janitor every day, but because Drake has nothing to overcome he just comes across as insipid. I really do think he could've risen to the challenges and been interesting, but he was just coddled too hard. Landon broke a bit too quickly so he's done, but Drake hasn't even started.
>>219494028so fucking retarded
>>219494015they're battling demons in their head every day
curse upon the person that put the blanket on bliccy and robbed us of sleep pussy
The show would be much better if at least half the cast were retards like Burt, Rachel, Alex B and the twins. Not sure why Jet wants it to become normietank
>>219494050>>219494055ok i cancelled
>>219493761kys
>>219493964>let me order this spicy menu item>like omg why is this thing spicy ewwwwhy are you even here you desperate loser
LET THE GAMES...BEGIN
both facing away from each other
>>219494068Jet doesn't understand how fishtank could advance culture by having more contestants like Josie and Aryeh
>>219493947Bongo is a despicable person to her sister and no amount of mental deficiently excuses her from being a drunk abusive bitch that should be treated like any other alcoholic harpy cunt. She 100 percent dragged her sister onto this by force too
>>219494053he just comes off as way too overqualified for this shit and just a tryhard. he doesn't do much for anyone other than existing to do the gay retarded shit jet/ben come up with as formal competitions
>>219494053they want Drake on the production can't piss him off too much
>>219494030It's a popularity contest at the end of the day. Challenges do matter to an extent, but if Bashir had actually somehow managed by a miracle to steal all of Drake's candy, he wouldn't have gone home anyway. Bashir wanted the autism final, Drake wants an easy ride, the audience wants Drake vs Bashir.
>>219494079if not for TTS snitching, red vimp would be one of the most powerful freeloaders
>>219494068Jet didn't watch The Wire
I stopped watching last night after the talent show, looks like I didn't miss anything
moses
>>219494080too bad bashir cant really articulate this point well because he comes off so fuckin whiny.yeah people liked josie sittin being an autist. people like the twins for that reason. no one really thinks >MAN JAMES DRAKE killed it so hard during that peepoopee challenge of eating 100 eggs. people love seeing that!
>>219494079Landon is a bigger KWABtard than even >>219494078Production should have strictly made him a legitimate Jannie rather than freeloader to stop his gay ass le retard Mog production bits that everyone has to play with to not be seen as a piece of shit Hate this nigger
I'd give everyone from "production" a noogie
>>219494105
>>219494108lmfao
I'm vanilla baby
>>219494112Kody’s gone now too. The biggest challenge would be Vance lmao
>>219493456Lowest dose.You will get very sick.
>>219493874>YOU NEVER GOT SHOE POLISH ALL OVER YOUR DUNK AND GOT PRUNE NUTS?
>>219494105burt is there to make goo in the goo room and he's not allowed to leave the room
>>219494111Yeah, it's gay that Landon is essentially a freeloader. He should be sleeping in the basement, and he should be working all day with a lunch break.
I had a dream that Direnc and her boyfriend showed up and were in the goo room. Meanwhile Bongo was in the dining room talking about how she likes to hard boil eggs then remove the yolk and replace it with hard liquor.
what’s the point of casting someone like anissa, noone liked her
>>219493551A submarine? As a contestant? Cool
>>219493456Convert to islam next you fucking retard
>>219494074it really fucks with you that i don't have the audio up at all times on this shit showi already turned off the streamare you going to explode, retard?
>>219494068Wasn't that what season 4 was? Made it unwatchable.
TIME TO UNLOCK THE BEAST.
>>219494111this vimp bed situation is probably more embarrassing for him than being told to clean shit up.i pity the dude for being so fuckin stunted. wish sam was here just to slap him around some more or give him a pep talk
>>219494142gave us the precursor plot of landon's mommy submission
Nigger™
watching the twins onions out over Burt tomorrow is gonna be annoying
>>219494142I don't like any of these people lol
>>219494165They never watched S3 and don’t know who he is.
>>219494108>yeah people liked josie sittin being an autist. people like the twins for that reason. no one really thinksYeah I love watching the twins draw, I love watching bashir pray, it's about art and god and advancing culture
alright guys goodnight haha
>>219494115im semi-serious.the challenges themselves allow things to happen but straight up james drake shit of fortifying a room with 10 types of furniture is really overboard enough that it is actually comical.but winning that way is really fucking lame.
it's worrying for the future of the show how much of this season is recycled from previous ones and every new idea Jet tried failed miserably
>>219494158you say stunted but i think it's becoming the norm for guys his age not to have experienced that
The amount of people who are getting turned on to nicotine because Bash said it's good is sad to see.
>>219494165bongo didn't watch season 3 because of him
>>219494174id rather have 10 goofy retards doing random shit than 10 james drakes hanging around talking about the big game they missed, waiting to do dodgeball
>>219494177i'd love to see how fast your ideal fishtank would run out money
I wanna cum on bongo faceso bad bros
do you think Blane really got that ripped just by having body spasms and did he really say he doesn't work out? I'm about to start flexing one part of my body every day like my leg and switch to different body parts every day and just make them spasm over and over while I'm doing other stuff.
>>219494177Keep losing bushqueer
>>219494142They thought she would bully/stir up drama iirc from her audition. She made the right call leaving
>>219494199spasms. I've seen it before.
>>219494165They’re keeping him in the goo room by himself to fuck with him, he isn’t going to meet any of the contestants.
>>219494178Those of us who have watched the show since early seasons know that it's definitely a roller coaster and production lies to the contestants to the audience to law enforcement probably to their debt collectors basically to everyoneHow many times in a row in the past few seasons have they said no old faces - only to Pivot and bring back on Old familiar facesPart of what's really annoying about the show is like alienating your own audience and making fun of your own audience and how stupid they are while you take their money it's really not a good look but you stupid f**** keep giving them money
>>219494177The end to that bit should've been "oh by the way James, you can't lock this door to the market". And then when he starts crying they should've gone "well why didn't you pick a more defendable room dude?". How did it actually end? Oh, right, the wiggers crying about the alliance of retards upstairs and saying they were sending Drake more freeloaders.
>>219494142in retrospect people like anissa, jd and emma are just a bunch of fuckers wanting to snake into the show just because and dont want to do anything more. jd mostly felt like a self-centered narcissist thing on the other end you got dudes like blane who really ponder but at least they make the most of it so its entertaining.
>>219494177A good fish/freeloader can spend 2 hours tearing down this sorry excuse for a fort. 4.5 hours spent wrestling James Drake and Laura
...
>>219494223>And then when he starts cryingAlready inventing headcanon I see
best thing about being a bashtard is how he is constantly on the edge of losing
>>219494210why the hell did I never hear about this? I could make my body spasm all day and just get in shape?
>>219494211
>>219494233>new audiencelol lmao
>>219494239no you idiot
>>219494179Stunted on any bare minimum life skills you should have by 12. Guy is literally a janitor and cleans the worse out of anyone in the house. Whatever the situation, his parents are pieces of fucking shit for his obvious lack of development and care
>>219494222>Part of what's really annoying about the show is like alienating your own audience and making fun of your own audience and how stupid they are while you take their money it's really not a good look but you stupid f**** keep giving them moneyJet lifted this strategy from Sam, it works because the fans have low self-esteem and are desperate for the approval of their false idols and their perceived acceptance, which is arbitrary.
SpasmMaxxing Its the next big thing! In no time at all you'll be looking great and feeling great!!!
This season is like a new Star Wars movie with recognizable characters from my childhood! Burt is R2D2
>>219494237I really do enjoy the constant flip flopping between "oh god it's all fucking over" to "holy shit we're so fucking back right now".
>>219494248are you SURE?
>>219494233sessy savers
i trust in bam to hook bashir up with a concubine if the vimp plot ends up being a humiliation ritual
>>219494232nah that shit was just the epitome of james drake pandering. probably the most transparently rigged season i've seen.you should probably think of better challenges to do because i felt like as soon as they started seeing james drake pullin fuckin furniture away from other rooms and saw that he kept going, they were too afraid to say anything.
do you guys wear any necklaces? tryna to cop one
bashir's reinforcements
>>219494250Jet and Ben have certainly learned the Take the Money and Run Away from the current US State you're in that you're facing legal problems from thing lmao
>>219494233there's two types of freeloaders this season1) the one's which the fish, namely bashir, has to endure2) ones who the viewers have to enduresounds like she's the 2nd type. le epic troll! she's putting on an act omg haha
>>219494250yeah
The twins competency flip flops daily.Sometimes they used to seem of middling intelligence and capable of scheming. Like during the candy.Today they came off like mentally disabled to me. the whole day. They just played with plushies. and the fast animal drawings.
>>219494269Are you the same guy who asked about rings earlier
>>219494282no.
>>219494268In previous Seasons they have said you absolutely cannot barricade doors because of legal issues I don't know if that was a Rhode Island issue or whatever but now they seem to have no problem with people barricading doors
>>219494237It’s incredible how God wills him to victory. It’s been him against the world since his elim and he’s been beating everything while on the edge of the knife. I couldn’t fucking believe it was Landon rather than him going after that raid
Final challenge should be something that requires four hands. Perfect twins ending
>>219494281It's an autism thing.
>>219494165bongo hates burtbashir hates burtdumbgay hates burtwho likes him from the remaining people?
>>219494298Friendtank ends now.
>>219494275>sounds like she's the 2nd type. le epic troll! she's putting on an act omg hahaNewfaggots should be killed
Card gets me hard, but cash makes me cum
>>219494281Bongo just says yes to whoever spoke to her last. Bingo is the only one thinking about the long term and knows that making alliances is dumb at this point. Nothing they do is going to make anyone leave and they just have to endure challenges and production instead of fighting each other.
>>219494291I think the people barricading doors before were more psycho.
>>219494268drakeseethers are the most delusional seethers in fishtank history
Unfunny bit added!Unfunny bit added!Unfunny bit added!Unfunny bit added!
i feel manipulated
>>219494319Bashseethers are worse because they gangpile even on /ftl/
>>219494269I made my own I'm JD and I'm gayBefore this though I bought myself a sort of fake silver chain to wear around my neck and that one looks pretty good actually I got it because I was inspired by jet who actually told the audience to not buy a chain it's interesting how he tells the audience not to do something and then he does it himselfI need to optimize my custom goofy chain though it's way too clunky
what time did burt arrive? kick timestamp pls
>>219494311you're a loser
>>219493932Letty looks like a mother in her late 30's.
>>219494199It's called isometrics
>>219494154>i already turned off the streami haven't been watching. that's what i do when something is shit. turn it off. not stare at while listening to shitty electronic music or mumble rap
>>219494316God told Jontent to barricade that room and run around with that knife and nothing you say will tell me otherwise!Gawd is guud Twust in Jeesauce God I miss that little retard
>>219494319nah the problem is like, they not only rig challenges for people(lets do a physical james drake challenge in mind), they also retroactively yank shit away(blane candy bag nonsense).and even actively try and poke at it in the most unprofessional way with these stupid hints on an intercom >oh uh by the way you can definitely do this one thing hint hint hint heheas we are literally watching someone decide if they are going to do something or not without having to keep asking production on whats allowed or notvery sloppy. if you want to have a fuck with contestants shtick to your show, be smarter about it. right now its just playground rules of "it was a hologram".
landon should've done a one off janny epilogue and lefthim just hanging around cheapens his exit
>>219494355welcome to jet tank
>>219494336Timestamp deez nuts Lolololol OWNED PRANKEDDDDD
>>219494355i was hoping someone wearing the janny outfit+boots, and a shaggy wig with a headband cleaning up and having people think its landon and its actually vance
>>219494353everything has been rigged for bashir, your life doesn't have value and you need to kill yourself
I am pooping as I transmit this message.
>>219494355Landon is just there as the contestants emotional golden retriever. Imagine how low energy they would have been the whole day without him.
Cheap, low effort, TTS farming kickslop
>>219494359
>>219494353It became very obvious after season 2 or 3 I would say that this is no longer pretending to be a game show I'm pretty sure in the contract it says it's an entertainment show
Show is ruined when Nina and her rat friends showed up and derailed fishtank into a letty stream. fuck the wigger simps.
GOO!
>>219494364bro i dont root for anyone at this point. i only want to have sex with vimp.the winner of fishtank doesn't even entice me anymore. in fact i dont even look forward to it because the closer it gets to grand finals, the more boring it gets because theres less people.
>>219494375It cheapens Josie's victory.
>>219494355I mean I felt really disappointed when he left last night and then I see him back today and I'm like oh okay I guess I feel like the Whiplash from last night between Bongo crashing out and then suddenly it's Landon going really really spoiled my mood on the show like what are the stakes why does any of this matter it's just another boring entertainment Show run by druggies that make fun of the audience and the contestants
>>219492910all the more reason to drop him or the twins, not even competing for himself yet he thinks that’s a finale people want to see
>>219494364>calls himself the star of the show>he is
>>219494353>they also retroactively yank shit away(blane candy bag nonsense).that was scriptedthe twins were never in danger, you knowBashir always had the least amount of candy, but Landon was doing nothing all day so they just rigged it against him
Watching Josie spin in a chair is interesting Watching Tayleigh crochet is interesting Watching Aryeh talk about cartons is interesting Watching the twins draw is interesting Watching Bashir pray is fascinating Watching James Drake wrestle someone weaker than him isn’t interesting and takes away from what makes Fishtank interesting
>>219494383Biggest this of the thread.
>>219494355his leaving was actually slightly emotional/impactful then they just bring him back and it means nothing
>>219494366Dude me tooPOOOOOPPP POSSTTTERRRSSS!!!
Reminder that this is all asmongold’s fault
>>219494171you don't have to watch season 3 to know who burt is. I thought I heard someone tell her a schizo rapist was in the goo room and she said something about Burt
>>219494386Yeah but I didnt even watch all day until I heard Landon was back and now I'm watching again. He can't win anymore those are the stakes.
landon is fingering vimp right now
>>219494404he's a bitch
>>219494404does he even know what fishtank is?
>>219494384I am not sure if you were serious or not personally I think Letty should have won however I'm in contrast okay with them picking Josie because they gave letting money for dumping trash on her for 20 days and treating her like garbageThen season 2 came around and I'm like okay maybe it'll be fun and it was but then it was just really really really dark and then by the end it was obvious they were just rigging everythingI like a little violence but watching two people I really liked TJ and Shinji punch each other in the head or at least be told to hit each other as hard as possible and give each other brain damage as the finale was really brutal and I told myself I'd stop watching at that point of course I didn't but that told me what kind of show it was a really dirty disgusting TV show
how dope it is when ppl tune in today and they browse through the cams if ppv worked and then they see some black nigger sleeping on the floor of the super goo factorio room thats kinda insane
also remember jet loves fuentes. the telegram group chat took that from fuentes clav dick riding same thing could probably do a whole list
>>219492453I love my surrogate twin daughters. I will be sending them money for their terrible art.
>>219494395bashir is always half right fishtank is not defined by normie coal but autistic gems and he talks alot about how the best thing to do is never complain ect but he doesn't live up to it but the redeeming thing is that he really means it and is genuine is his actions no matter how retarded they are
>>219494239To some degree. It at least burns calories. Ticks like pumping your leg at your desk is better than just sitting still.
ah yes my dearest vimpsy...weaken your defenses....allow little landon to get closer...
I'm very curious as to how Dumbgay and Burt will interact with each otherI just hope that interaction isn't gay sex
>>219494345still seething>electronic music or mumble rapi listen to neither of those SHIT genres
why are morning hours always filled with the crybabies
Realistically, what could anyone on each side do to kick James or Bashir out? I understand sides and teams are important for content but no amount of mustard will make them walk
Are there any reality TV shows like fish tank that I could watch to wean myself off of fish tank?Is ice doing stuff?
>>219494387The interesting part of that finale is if he does it or not. Bashir vs Drake would only be a good finale if the wiggers didn't rig it (most likely), or were comically incompetent (second most likely). I just think the twins vs Bashir is a more even matchup than the other 2 alternatives.The bonus with twins vs Bashir is that it can literally just be a fakeout ending to resolve Bashir's gay religious arc, and then move into a revived Drake vs Bashir final where Bashir is either competing to win it for the twins or for himself.
>>219494440They'll prolly not be allowed to do more than cuddle&kiss.
>>219494443Because during the day it's people under 25 who have undeveloped brains and were raised on tablets and have no ability to focus or have internal monologs
>>219494447Nothing, but Laura will still try due to Bashir derangement syndrome.
>>219494424season 3 famous house will always be the peak for me especially coming off season 2. i say famous house because it really does go downhill what felt like really quick as soon as alex b left.something about a hyper induced production irony going on where viewers are all in on the joke. like watching jet watch minecraft videos loudly and ben showing up late at night to show landon a tiktok video. but thats like, the whole fuckin show bit. thats great.now its just bringing in superfans who want attention or front row seats and its super fucking gay.
>>219494447NothingAt this point we need hardcore challenges but instead we get Nigger Nina soda pranks
>>219494425ppv gave upthey don't even have a thumbnail for the goo room
>>219494469so becoming an unc means becoming a faggy 90 day fiance viewer
Any cute Kimmees?
>>219494447pretty sure they learned that lesson and are now focused on challenges
>>219494440Duany'ay said he doesn't really like Burt because everything is sexual with him.
If I was Jet and Ben and the final 2 are Bashir and Drake then id do a classic s2 finale of bashing each other's brains outI wouldn't mind watching that as much because both of them know how to defend themselves more or less also there's a chance bashir would say he's not going to do it in which case he might try to sue the show lmaoThe only exception to that would be if they could agree to a no headshots rule I believe bashit said something about headshots being the major factor
>>219494404Sam in now a less successful asmon now lol
bashbros...
>>219494479Can you blame them?
>>219494443because we wait all fuckin day watching them clean or do nothing and then night comes around and its the most piss poor attempt at tryin to draw in a crowd, then we discuss how nothing happened and we fucked our sleep schedule over nothing
>>21949448190% of us here at this time Hate Sam Jet and Ben with firey passion and would launch them until the Sun if we have the chanceWe are what you call hate watchersAnd most of us didn't start this way most of us actually liked the show until we saw production screw up over and over again
>>219494469I've noticed this.
>>219494495...do it landon...go for a quick BOOP
>>219494392>completely kills viewership with his boring friendtank prayertime>have to bring back the retarded janitor to appease the audience who’s begging just to get something palatable to put on their second screenY’all do not get this show
does this end on sunday or monday?
>>219494395aryeh trying to sneak himself in there
wazzup?
>>219494490TJ and Shinji were both retards who couldn't box, and the obviously stronger man won. Drake can, it wouldn't be a fair fight even if Drake had one arm behind his back the whole time. I just don't think it's entertaining.
>>219494440Burt was braking real hard with the sexual shit already, I wouldn't get to excited about it
>>219494523Mauro
>>219494476I would have to agree with you that the show totally peaked with famous house and the reveal. That day was really funny and great because the contestants legitimately thought they were being sex trafficked or their organs were going to be donated but after that the show really did start to dip in quality fast.S1 and s2 actually got to 42 daysThe challenges were somewhat fairS3 was goodS4 fucked upS5 is id say ExperimentalI personally have no problem with experimental call it something like fish tank experiment house 420 or something but for the fifth season of the show you're supposed to be building up not mixing things up I don't know it's entertaining I watch it for free
>>219494522>is the source of both conflict and kino during the eliminationits you that doesn't get the show you fag
>>219494332fuck you cryo
>>219494529A twin win would be the funniest option at this point. (Barring a Freddy return)
>>219494539s3 was not good
>>219494525Its never ending. Jet and Ben are taking a giant bag of methamphetamine and then going in a van and shooting fish tank on the road you know like ice Poseidon did 10 years ago I wish I was joking but I'm not
>>219494523
never understood the appeal of burt his shtick is so 1 dimensional and unfunny
>>219494556This is nostalgic
>>219494553How would it be funny? Coddled nontent winning again isn’t funny.
>>219494556Did you spend a lot of money on TTS that season by the way?
>>219494332remember when you got scared and went home
>>219494556It was good until it wasn't good no more!!I should have been more specific famous house was good it was very funny being the computer
>>219494562It's the best we're gonna get rn.
>>219494569never spent a cent on fishtank
>>219494553I'd like a twin win if they do a final 3 challenge for the victor instead of an elimination. It also kills the idea of the men trying to handicap each other in another 3 way challenge if they were trying to get someone kicked off instead of trying to decide the winner.
>>219494562FREE THINKER ALERTMINTS BAN HIM
>>219494556first half was GOATed but it fizzles out so fast and i think they ended the fake reality bit a little too soon. like these fuckin bozos were really going along with the obsurd retarded scripted bits. i was expecting them to keep breaking character enough that the contestants were actively talking amongst themselves about their concerns.really wish they had all the vods up because edited episodes leave out A LOT and recaps never quite get all the actual funny stuff and the much needed buildup. i laughed my fuckin hardest when simbol and alex b had to box and then the sleepover challenge had a lot of spillover funny shit from that.
>>219494562the joke is gay nigger penis. that's it. that's who the fans are.
>>219494570I remember I was on the TV show and you weren't:)I remember I had an unforgettable life experience that taught me some people you really can't trust and you need to sign a contract first I'm very happy that I got that lesson even if it gave me a few emotional bruises
>>219494542He’s not even fighting for himself though, he’s fighting for the two retards. He could do the same as a freeloader instead of making it possible we have an ending where he pulls the natural trust fund kid move where he just hands over winnings to the twins to look like a good guy.
>>219494586he's still going on about the contract
>>219494562OH MY GOD BURT IS BURTING OFF AGAIN GOTO THE PENTHOUSE HES USING THE PLUSHIE OMFGHH AHAHAHAHHAHA
>>219494562burt worked for famous house because we actively saw how fuckin bizarre he was and how everyone just went along with him because they really thought they were on HULU. soon as they got in that RV is when i realized his character just doesn't work anymore.
why is bliccy there?
s3 was kinoTHANK YOU BIANCA
>>219494539most of season 5 is recycled that's the opposite of experimental
>>219494607goonbait
>>219494393landon sucks ass that's why. icky pukers and the candy challenge showed what a bitch he was to production
>>219494596Jet said you aren’t allowed to give away the money or split it. He would have to just concede during the final challenge.
>>219494581>>219494556WERE ON FUCKIN HULU BROMONKEY KINGGGGpoor Alex. Fishtank really broke thst guys mmm already fragile broken brainLike for me I got a taste of Fame and I realized you know what maybe I don't need this maybe I could do something better with my life but for Alex no he got a taste of Fame and he was like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah baby I'm The Monkey King
>>219494618>Jet saidwhatever
>>219494539i just really fuckin hate bringing in shitty guestsi would even prefer them going to sleep to the shit guestsnone of the retards are interesting in any waygirl talk faggotry is for betas
>>219494596he said when its final 3 the swearing of fealty he swore is over, but that was when he was planning for it to be the twins and landon, now with drake in the final 3 he wants to ally with the twins to get him out first. he totally wants the money to prove something to god (i believe him)
>>219494618>Jet said you aren’t allowed to give away the money or split it.>so uhhh its your money but you cant give it to anyonelol
>>219494614
>>219494434I stand at my desk but I could definitely start spasming too
>>219494618Fuck with Jet and let him make you decide the final challenge. And you pick "stand in two places at once" challenge. Automatic Twin victory. He wants a long drawn out challenge for the final 2 but just forfeit immediately.
>>219494601Seethe and SneedFormly Cryos And you know what I'm going to throw you in the audience another bone. Many other contestants got a similar treatment to me they were gaslit and lied to they were tortured they were psychologically manipulated and many of them were not paid and sometimes even people who worked for them got kicked off the staff unfairly and then the staff stole their stuffAnd then I learned on b**** tank people got raped. Yeah I'm not exactly to keen on being on a show where hard drug users rape the contestants behind the scenes me being shot by a BB gun is f****** nothing compared to that
Season six house leak?
>>219494343gotcha. so it actually makes sense.
>>219494628are you talking about the ventriloquest type guests?because i think that shit is just a waste of money for them. just cheap entertainment for everyone to pass the time. its so fucking lazy man. why is it even fishtank anymore when you keep opening the fuckin front door for people?
>>219494618jet also said you cant share your candy during the candy challenge
No Frank?myg0t adjacent niggers will make their sprinter van trips a fucking nightmarethey WILL spend more than one night in jail
burt is actually here? wtf why does everything happen after midnight on this show
Fridge status?
>>219494618>Jet saidYou can't trust anything that Ben or Jet or Sam says. Ever.
>>219494539>S5 is id say Experimentalwas this written by AI, they haven't experimented once
>>219494639If Bashir sandbags then Jet will just rage out and rig it for Drake. I think Bashir would play the part and then if he wins he might give the money to the twins after the show ends, but Jet will anticipate this and do some really gay shit where he goes "sorry man you already got eliminated so you can't win lol" because he hates the religious schtick and wants to end the season with despair.
>>219492434Bashir got two dragon wishes and STILL didnt wish for Frank to show up
>>219494660my show. ear. out.
>>219494668paying rent
>>219492775Holy fuck, he's in heaven look at that happy autist face. Good for him, cucking Bashjeet.
>>219494601>>219494570Oh what? No reply?I got shot with a bb and other females got DRUGGED AND RAPED BY JET NEPTUNE
>>219493947bongo is an abusive manipulator psycho who threatened to kill herself when she thought she was going home
season 3 first half will never be topped
why did sam fuck famous house up so badhe told alex mizzy and alexis it was fakeand luke, binx and ted already knew it
>>219494694BasedThats a s5 winner if I've ever heard it
s5 was cozyTHANK YOU BLUE VIMP
took my sleeping pills early tonight since nothing is happening. see you in 6 hours
>>219494668Letty’s job to label them
>>219494441indie music is just as shit. well it is less shit. but still shit.
>>219494668Binx
>Vimp literally looking at Landon face to face all cute wanting to be hugged and cuddledWhy is Landon such a fucking pussy ass faggot? He could have hugged her, touched her, made her feel loved but instead he just sits there with a goofy fucking smile on his face and does nothing. Fuck he pisses me the fuck off.
This show WILL RUIN YOUR LIFEYOU WILL GET RAPED RAPED RAPEDMARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE CIARA ELLIE JOHNNY NEPTUNE BAM MARGERA CAR CRASH METH ADDICT SAM HYDE TAX DODGER JET RAPIST BEN KICKS DOGSFuck you all and fuck this showSee you tommarow
>>219494313based sick animation knower
>>219494697they could just do it again
>>219494667Jet and Ben wake up at 4pm
>>219494668is that binxs fucking handwriting?
i think binx is the most hated female fish contestant at this point. tayleigh got dethroned
>>219494719landon's arc always reverts back to him being a goth pussy golem it's sad
>>219494725lol
>>219494668Did the twins do this?
>>219494712>>219494730How do you know what Binx handwriting looks like? Impressive
>>219494678Could’ve avoided all of this with a fair elimination & bashir coming back to be the tard’s middle defense system. Instead it’s the competent normie & controllable autist vs the incompetent normie & uncontrollable autists.
>>219494699typical wigg overthinking on the most retarded shit. no but honestly I think they really didn't expect the cast would buy it for as long as they did. they dont interact with that caliber of normies enough.
I really enjoyed wholesome Tank.
>>219494731deserved
>>219494731You mean blue Vimp?
>>219494726whose dick. do you have to suck. to get that numba?
>>219494528sarami amor
>>219494638While coding I like to listen to hype music, slam the keyboard like I'm mozart playing the piano and generally spasm autistically to the music. My coworkers got used to it.
>>219494719This nigga tryna cuddle on fishtank
last thread don't bake
>>219494740He has a sister she could have taught him how to act around girls.
>>219494727they whine too much about how much it cost them to do it again. greedy wigs don't make enough from their $20 jolly ranchers and $100 letters.
>>219494763You damn fucking right, if I was on there and the opportunity presented itself, you're damn fucking right I would take it. >It's on camera and filmedSo what? People do amateur porn all the time these days with their phones. It's nothing now.
>>219494749You think Bashir would've been interesting this whole season as a freeloader with no skin in the game? Are you retarded? Sure, he likes the retards. He's not going to stop Drake from kicking them out as a freeloader, and he can't compete in the elimination challenges.
>>219494790She would gently push you off of her and you'd be a laughing stock.
cooled down on vimp
>>219494751
>>219494746No comment next question
>>219494142>>219494224They weren't supposed to be nontent but jet forgot to tell them that before they were cast I think
>>219494798>He's scared of being rejectedLad who gives a fuck? Who dares wins. So what if it's a no, then at least I tried. You never know what could happen unless you do. Inaction because you're afraid of what could happen is absolute pussy behaviour.
>>219494142anissa was a heroshe tried to flood the servers
Warming up on vimp now that she chose Landon over Bashir
>>219494528MexiJet seems cool but I hate his face so much.
>>219494791bashir wouldn't be interesting in any context
>>219494746Literally my question
>>219494824when she got distressed about the iran nuke thing she ran upstairs to bashir for comfort. she is not interested in landon
>>219494802Wholesome times.
>>219494838LOL ok buddy
>>219494847Black people shouldn't be allowed to smile in the dark it's scary I think
make new we @ il
warming off vimp
How did the dinner go?what was the show?
>>219494847That's the biggest Burt I've ever seen
>>219494142IN THIS THREAD, ANISSA IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
>>219494847Forgot about Jeff
is this the end?
>>219494857Bam's parents came in and made chili for everyoneThere was no show, but there was talk about Steel Panther being in town and they may show up?
ctrl+f "manip" 6 results, rookie numbers
>>219494142They need hot chicks every season because it prints money from roses/toys even though they're mostly contentFishtank women are usually extremely boring and just coast along before being eliminated unceremoniously, Direnc is the only one I can think of that put in effort to be a real competitor
>>219494725Wiggers do too many drugs lmao
>>219494882What dose that means
>>219494875nice, thank you anon
>>219494820>Inaction because you're afraid of what could happen is absolute pussy behaviour.Its also why we evolved brains to avoid things like deadly animals but go ahead play with that polar bear nigga
>>219494882Bashir and James Drake have been licking their wounds. Once they're fully active we'll be pulling triple digits.
>>219494907shiiiiii
>>219494847Jet needs to grow a beard his face is really upsetting to look at
I astral projected into Bingos dream and she psychically friendzoned me
>>219494875>>219494903there was a talent show https://youtu.be/oSqpz25-X8g
i'm not baking, i might even make a new unrelated thread to push this shit general off the catalog faster
>YOURE GASMANIPULATING ME!
>>219494921I forgot about that because it was pretty much nontent
>>219494917I tried this with bongo and she literally twisted my balls until I forced myself awake it was fucking horrible
>>219494911Hey I'm going to give you points you absolutely should take measured risks in life and making a play on a reality TV show that's goofy that's probably definitely and mostly safe playSometimes you'll turn out the hero sometimes the zero or sometimes the villain you never really knowDo you have to be in the game though in order to win it
>>219494678thats what bashir wanted for his whole time since day 2, final with him, twins and landon, giving it to twins v landonrecently landon betrayed bashir and with coming risk of james snake winning it overall, he had to fight landon (as drake's golem) to protect at least scratches of his initial plan of twins/landon winningvimp is doing the same, not let james win, because his pairing with laura is almost guarantees victory, with landon as golem it is victory in every non-audience related competition anyways, faggots know every possibility and will snitch by tts to laura and james, wiggers doesnt care because tts is money, and one tts with say something, other will say different, and laura and james already know they dont have to trust vimp, they just need golem landon closer to them than to their rivals
>>219494925I'm going to make the worst bake possible with 0 links in 5 minutes if no one gets on it
theres going to be like 5 bakes cause you are all fucking retarded
>>219494925That reminds me I mean they're supposed to get in a van or something and start streaming right after this do they think they're going to stay on /tv/ another month in a van? I think the mods, unless they are all infiltrated by mde heads, won't allow infinity long wigger ftl threads to clog up the catalogIce Poseidon does similar events and he doesnt even get long threads like we do
>>219494945t h i s
https://x.com/i/status/2041622290878619921Cryokeen tier room
>>219494916He's alright looking when he's not fat.
>>219494959nah he suffered Twink death years ago he's just a fat ugly CROAT now "Irish" btw
I think this thread will be the last one. The magic is long gone.
I'm just glad that all my opinions are objectively true and correct and anyone who disagrees with them is an ontologically evil person. It feels good to know that.
>>219494947Nobody is watching that shit, not even if they bait Landon or the twins to coming on the road with them.
>>219494984This, but I'm on the opposite side to you.
bye
make new.
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jet made the elimination season I think
>>219494947mods should have stopped the threads when it went from 'show' to 'stream'. I highly doubt Jets IRL rapevan stream will be allowed here
>>219495011I warned you guys
>>219493236>SimbalOh yeah what a great addition, the indian guy who literally just stood about in silence and stared at people. You only like him because the wiggers gave him a melodramatic goodbye because their tranny humilation ritual failed on their own show.
Bye byeI just have to keep reminding myself that it's a low tier, made for idiots and druggies, show that basically and psychological and that follows them for years and also moves people's jobs and they give the contestants drugs and have sex with them behind the scenes while in handcuffs and I can start to detox off thisso long and thanks for all the fish
>>219495041see you tomorrow
>>219494791He’s an autistic retard with spergy ocd, of course he’d come full fuckin strength to be the tard freeloader. Bro said he loved Aryeh & that nigga was insufferable Xpac levels of get away from the mic; no shit he’d fight hard with no skin in the game