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How do you deal with snakes on a plane?
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mongeese
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>>219493636
tell them that you have had it with them
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You wouldn't deal with anything, you'd listen. Which is what no one else did.
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>>219493636
in reality the snakes would just chill in a corner and they'd bite someone only if provoked
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you open a window
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>>219495940
you can't lol
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The titty scene in this movie is fucking topnotch.
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>>219493636
Release ze mongoose
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if you'd crash the plane, would they survive?
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>>219495895
It's been nearly two decades since I've seen this flick, but weren't they sprayed with pheromones or something to make them aggressive?
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>>219493636
Turn up the AC and make it very cold inside.
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>>219495975
i dont even remember a titty scene
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>>219496210
Which is dumber because theyd attack each other because these arent remotely the same species
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>>219496221
Before the snakes get lose a couple goes to save hex in the toilet and the chicks tits are like 10/10.
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>>219496303
>>219495975
>10/10
lol, lmao even.
the nipples are nice, but they're fake, and overrated unless you're into bimbos.
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>>219497298
>you're into bimbos
Got me all figured out
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The age of snakes is over.
The age of hornets has begun
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>>219497544
That's more like the 80s Killer Bees thing rebooted
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>>219497544
grim.
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>>219497544
Why has there been no effort to exterminate hornets and wasps? I doubt it will damage the ecosystem at all.
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>>219493636
i'd piss and shit everywhere
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>>219497795
>just kill the pollinators, bro
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>>219497905
isnt that more the bees? and wasps and hornets are their predators
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>>219493636
Only fly on weekends. You only get snakes on Monday to Friday planes.
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Stay perfectly still til the mother fucker lands the plane
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>>219497926
Wasps and hornets are important inadvertent pollinators. They also prey on certain garden pests.
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>>219497943
thoughbeit, how does the monkey-fighting factor into this?
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>>219498008
>Wasps and hornets are important inadvertent pollinators
>important
Wasp propaganda.
>They also prey on certain garden pests.
Their only redeeming quality, but they turn into the garden pests once the season is over.
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>>219498008
I prefer to just have more moths.
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>>219496202
It would be extremely painful.
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>>219493636
Just push them all into Economy.
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>>219493636
I have never seen this movie. Is it worth a watch? I know it's retarded, but is it at least fun to laugh at it?
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>>219500448
If I'm fat, does it make more sense to purchase 2 economy seats or a single economy plus or business class seat?
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>>219498008
They predate on pests (americ*n tourists).
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>>219501737
American website thoughbeit
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>>219500608
If you buy two seats there's a good chance the airline will fill the "unused" seat with a standby passenger. Just get a bigger seat or lose some weight.
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>>219493636
how do you deal with seafood boils on a plane?
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>>219493636
Wear a lot of clothes. Seal them where able.
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>>219493636
I'd probably just ignore it
>>219497905
Hornets are mainly predators that do a wee bit of pollinating. They prey on bees which are much better pollinators.
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>>219497298
>ribs visible inbetween tits

Spooky skeletontits
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>>219501868
Scum class nigger only freight planes being legally enforced would do it
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>>219502821
>They prey on bees which are much better pollinators.
Bees and other insects don't pollinate the same plants. No wasps, no figs, for example.

t. Apiarist
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>>219493636
i always confuse this with money plane
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>>219501815
>lose some weight
Okay, sure. But in the meantime...
>Just get a bigger seat
lmao, how? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Airlines are scum, apparently. So thanks for that heads-up.
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>t. Apiarist
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The last time I was on a plane was so long ago, snakes had not yet been discovered.



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