How do you deal with snakes on a plane?
mongeese
>>219493636tell them that you have had it with them
You wouldn't deal with anything, you'd listen. Which is what no one else did.
>>219493636in reality the snakes would just chill in a corner and they'd bite someone only if provoked
you open a window
>>219495940you can't lol
The titty scene in this movie is fucking topnotch.
>>219493636Release ze mongoose
if you'd crash the plane, would they survive?
>>219495895It's been nearly two decades since I've seen this flick, but weren't they sprayed with pheromones or something to make them aggressive?
>>219493636Turn up the AC and make it very cold inside.
>>219495975i dont even remember a titty scene
>>219496210Which is dumber because theyd attack each other because these arent remotely the same species
>>219496221Before the snakes get lose a couple goes to save hex in the toilet and the chicks tits are like 10/10.
>>219496303>>219495975>10/10lol, lmao even. the nipples are nice, but they're fake, and overrated unless you're into bimbos.
>>219497298>you're into bimbosGot me all figured out
>>219497387
The age of snakes is over.The age of hornets has begun
>>219497544That's more like the 80s Killer Bees thing rebooted
>>219497544grim.
>>219497544Why has there been no effort to exterminate hornets and wasps? I doubt it will damage the ecosystem at all.
>>219493636i'd piss and shit everywhere
>>219497795>just kill the pollinators, bro
>>219497905isnt that more the bees? and wasps and hornets are their predators
>>219493636Only fly on weekends. You only get snakes on Monday to Friday planes.
Stay perfectly still til the mother fucker lands the plane
>>219497926Wasps and hornets are important inadvertent pollinators. They also prey on certain garden pests.
>>219497943thoughbeit, how does the monkey-fighting factor into this?
>>219498008>Wasps and hornets are important inadvertent pollinators>importantWasp propaganda.>They also prey on certain garden pests.Their only redeeming quality, but they turn into the garden pests once the season is over.
>>219498008I prefer to just have more moths.
>>219496202It would be extremely painful.
>>219493636Just push them all into Economy.
>>219493636I have never seen this movie. Is it worth a watch? I know it's retarded, but is it at least fun to laugh at it?
>>219500448If I'm fat, does it make more sense to purchase 2 economy seats or a single economy plus or business class seat?
>>219498008They predate on pests (americ*n tourists).
>>219501737American website thoughbeit
>>219500608If you buy two seats there's a good chance the airline will fill the "unused" seat with a standby passenger. Just get a bigger seat or lose some weight.
>>219493636how do you deal with seafood boils on a plane?
>>219493636Wear a lot of clothes. Seal them where able.
>>219493636I'd probably just ignore it >>219497905Hornets are mainly predators that do a wee bit of pollinating. They prey on bees which are much better pollinators.
>>219497298>ribs visible inbetween titsSpooky skeletontits
>>219501868Scum class nigger only freight planes being legally enforced would do it
>>219502821>They prey on bees which are much better pollinators.Bees and other insects don't pollinate the same plants. No wasps, no figs, for example.t. Apiarist
>>219493636i always confuse this with money plane
>>219501815>lose some weightOkay, sure. But in the meantime...>Just get a bigger seat lmao, how? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Airlines are scum, apparently. So thanks for that heads-up.
>>219502967>t. Apiarist
The last time I was on a plane was so long ago, snakes had not yet been discovered.