Would you marry a crazy girl?
>>219494502Who names their child zendaya?
Well I'm an actual schizo myself so who am I to judge.
God I hate that nigger bitch so much
Is there a fucking option not to????
>>219494502Is Zendaya paying producers to put her in movies with WMBF relationships. It keeps happening
Ok so they're getting married and play a game with friends asking what's the worst thing you've ever done and Zendaya reveals she planned a school shooting while in high school but then changed her mind when a mass shooting happened at a mall in her town and becomes a fun control activist instead. But admitting the school shooting thing freaks everyone one to the point that they're not sure if they're going to go ahead with the wedding but do anyway. Pattinson has a panic attack and his secretary consoles him and they almost fuck, which comes out at the reception and the secretary's boyfriend beats the shit out of him. The event a shambles, Zendaya and Pattinson go to their favorite diner and literally start their relationship over, pretending they've never met before
>>219494651This guy just spoilt the movie!
>>219494671simply not reading it, lolhaha i just...won't
>>219494502shill thread
>>219494671It's ok I've seen it and I wish I didn't
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>>219494651Nobody that's dating someone's personal assistant/secretary doesn't know they're already a cuck
>>219494651I saw the movie and the story is stretched out over weeks. Reading this synopsis, I think if they'd staged the whole scenario playing out during the wedding itself (think Melancholia,) basically in real time, it could've been great.
>>2194945021) Is Zendaya her first or last name? 2) Robert Pattinson is gonna cuck Tom Holland fr?
>>219494964Does she know?
>>219495114Damn, he freaky!
>>219495114Literally me fr
>>219494502>Would you marryNo.
>>219494651The Zendaya part is so retarded. I guess if R-Patz character had done that we'd all be criticising muh incel stereotypes again, but still. It's dumb as shit.
