Vicky edition>/ftl/ NEWS- Burt joined, if he leaves the goo room he gets eliminated.- Bliccy joined.- They did a fake ending to the show, WW3, only twins believed it.- Landon slept with Vimp >Linkshttps://www.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.observer/https://fishtank.rip/ https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosprevious >>219495011
don't use this thread, just let it die
>>219497493Nuh uh
Josie will box some random black guy on stream
Vimp tummy
>>219497612Bianca brutally tummymogged
>>219497612can see binx dying inside
>>219497612ugly belly button
>>219497612beth would have at least given landon a handy under the blanket for content
reminder that they counted on cam and bashir verifiably had less than 1200 candieshttps://gofile.io/d/z2bGPY
>>219498179
>>219497612
>>219498179doesnt matter, Landon could have gone through the proper fishcourt channels and demanded a recount. he read the contract. he knew the rules
>>219498179Mondotranny will spam this every thread when people have already counted it and it was over 1200.
Frank spent all day yesterday hunting for new people to leech for. Suddenly trying to be nice to Jimmy and ran over Tayleigh's stream and sent a dono which she barely responded to since she thought it was a fake.
>>219498278>>219498261jet simps kek
I would be a top tier contestant and I think I could do a good audition but will never apply because I can't stop touching my dick
bestest girls in the entire universe
michael starr
yo steel panther
what are the jobs for today?
actual real talent in the tank.
I TOLD YOU BAM LEAKED IT YESTERDAY!! and they had a day off in their schedule today lets goooo Steel panther real boomer hours
HELL YEAH
why so early though
unc nontent
>unc content
>boomer musiczzzz....wake me up when they get kendrick on
>>219498823fucking boomers love waking up early and doing stuff, makes me mad.
>>219498823real Boomer hours, they go mow the law on Saturday at like 7am
>>219498823It's 11 you bum
Bam with all his influence and connections, they get these guys on?
>>219498876makes my afternoon nap that much more rewarding. you'd understand if your generation just applied itself
>I saw you on an episode of fishtank>thank you
HE HASNT EATEN A ZAGNUT CHOCOLATE BAR HAHAAHHAHAAA
This isn't gorillaz or death grips so this sucks
Zoomers are angry because they cant handle high level banter
i love bliccy
DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL
kek bongo
bams gay fantasy in song form???????
>>219497436Does anyone have a link to that parody song Cole made?
>>219498966READY TO FUCK, BONER BOY?
>Ozempic BliccyWhy was this allowed to happen?
more gen x slop?
>Zoomers don't know what steelpanther is>Boomers don't know what a fishtank is
>>219498991she's still insanely fucking hot which is a true testamentlove that ganguro bimbo
>>219499001its a 40+ show
>>219498984RAPE MY TIGHT ASS I'LL PUT UP A FIGHT WE CAN GO AT MY ASS IF YOU'RE HARD ALL NIGHT LETS ROCKFUCK MY ASS RAPE ROCK
>>219498946Metal fucking sucks.
Wait is that the actual Steel Panther?
Dico would actually be great on fishtank
test
>>219499010>steelpanther>Steel Panther is an American comedic glam metal band from Los Angeles, California Gayest shit I've ever heard of
>>219499040kek
Someone pull one of these boomers' wigs off
>>219499041go see them live and they fill the stage with shirtless women from the crowd, its fun
>>219498946im so tired of pretending tayleigh isnt cute
>>219499040MOMMY
>>219499040this niggas head is really shaped like that?
>>219499040you the goat blane
>>219499040B L A N ELANE
if you dont like steel panther you're gay
>>219499040I LOVE YOU BLANE
>>219499040CAN YA BLANE HIM
https://x.com/escapefrommelos/status/2041823217514639735Jet needs to get this man on production NOW
>>219499040>mommyposting is backfuck yes
>>219499040I dm'd you on twitter you fuck. we could be such good friends but you ignored me blane. you ignored me. think of the goon seshes we could have together
>>219499040pussy
>>219499054the last thing i want to do is be in a room with hundreds+ of boomer faggots with their dicks 1/4 hard looking at 20something retarded topless sluts
What's /ftl/ eating while theyre watching?Im thinkin cheese fries is on the menu today
>>219499040
>>219499040faggot
this the shit my alcoholic 60 year old dad laughs at after watching the daily show
I know Steel Panther from this interview, which my beloved gaming television show (remember Electric Playground from G4?) wife interviewed 16 years ago....https://youtu.be/VPz3eRBqMJE?t=114
>>219499040I knew you were one of us. Goated performance my guy. A+ Freeloader.
>>219499132hauhuguhahuguh i cant believe they said cock on TV hafdhshahgghu ehugeuh
>>219499040You can admit that the whole lost bag thing was fake now
>>219499040You fucking sucked. Little reddit goblin ass bitch. Running around the house like Gollum.
>>219499092Steel Panther is glam metal, comedy rock slop. Absolutely queer-coded. Grown up men dressed in wigs in tight-fitted clothes with eyeliner. What could be fucking gayer?
>>219499137what a mindfuck experience this must be for you
>>219499040YOOOOOO good run in the tank nice effort
Wait a second, who is the guy with the shaved side of his head part of mega 64? I think I saw him on the room b stream.
comprehensive list of mistakes by prod thus far:>Day 1: the site is a complete mess and broken>Charity miscast + walking, no replacement>Emma miscast>Anissa miscast>Bezo miscast + walking, no replacement>Bam is not a good fit as host for the show>Vicky walking, no replacement>Market being meaningless>Jobs being meaningless>All fish sharing a dorm (no pillow talk scheming)>No theme>Audio in certain rooms is still bad>Rooms unlocking mechanic didn't work>Handheld live cam removes fishtank sovl>Basement cam>Bashir elimination / return>The Cell being an absolute nothingburger>Beth freeloader failure>Mr Naked freeloader failure>Alex B freeloader failure>Diamond freeloader failure>Clayton freeloader failure>Binx freeloader failure>Kimee freeloader failure>Letty challenges>Rigging candy elimination challenge
>>219499040what was the deal with that final bag dude
>>219499040Why did you pussy out of fucking over the twins you coward
>>219499040GOAT freeloader
>>219496044>>219496066As soon as he left his room last night, to deal with his clothes being fucked up downstairs, drake sprinted upstairs and went through all of Bashir’s belongings in the arena bathroom People call Bashir paranoid but Laura and Drake really are gunning for him so he just stays by his own stuff to keep it from getting fucked with and also because he chats with TTS a lotTwins also came up later and they had a long talk about why you should never kill yourself and bingo suggested nightly story times (though I doubt that’ll actually happen) >>219499126Red wine soaked cheese on high protein sea salted crackers
>>219499040Blane it up
Stacey’s daughter live performance
>>219499126toast
This is the thread?
why do all musicians always have chad phenotype? Why do guitaraists rarely look like incel skinny ugly guys
Why wasn't this the Tuesday show?
>>219498327Why doesn't he go back to bullying boomers in walmart Fishtank orbiters are losers and it never translates to having a real fanbase frank shouldn't lower himself to that
>>219499040you carried the show nigga, shame everyone ignored your exit
>>219499040MY FUCKING GOAT
vimp audition https://youtu.be/msrsP44pLXg?si=CCa1iNL6dLQgOc1a&t=25630
>>219499040I knew this total faggot would tripfag. >oh please guys make a meme screen edit of me please please! Pickme faggot
>>219499040give us the scoop on the missing bag
>>219499040>tripfagging this isn't a route you want to go down, man.it's turned out badly for every other fish, and you're not as liked as you think.
>>219499181Their concert in Atlanta is tonight and they werent local yesterday. I assume they're friends with Bam.
hows your mommers, blane?
>>219499040I fucking knew you posted here
>FRESH AIR
remember when blaine said he was never going to talk to the fans
>>219499040of course blane would be a tripfaggot
>>219499040>/ftl/ joins the tank>becomes one of the most beloved freeloaders of all time Hi Blane! also TOLD you guys /ftl/ could make a superior fishtank show. Let /ftl/ be the director!
>>219499040GET FUCKED YOU FUCKIN PUNKSCAN YOU BLAAAAAAAAAANE ME?
>>219499179weezer
>>219499040>lock twins out of their own room>twins laughing and having fun with Landon>''I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH THEM I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT''>all from behind a barricaded door
>>219499040manlet quasimodo
>>219499040Blane I love your Mom and I want to treat her riiight.Blanes Mom is cool and Blanes Mom will treat me riiight!Legit message though, you were great and wished you stayed longer. I like you dude and hope we can raid in FF14 together.
>>219499179>why do all musicians always have chad phenotype?Enter.
>>219499040How did you afford all those figmas?
>Bashir fangirling over thisReally cooling down on him
zoomers have no personality
>>219499188Seething jimmycorder
>>219499040answer me on X DMs faggot
I was raped my entire life
Is TTS on?!
>>219499040baby boy blane
>>219499040picrel is the hardest I laughed all season, congrats bud
>>219499040BLANE!!
>>219497537Who the fuck cares. She sucked in S1 and was only carried by pay pig simps. She sucks more now
>>219499040M O M M Y !
>>219499040How would you improve the show right now? be honest. What went wrong with the season?
>>219499188why are you mad
>>219499040Blane you are the man I loved you on fishtank
FUCKIN HAUNTED HAYRIDE
COCKHOOKERSCUMLololololol
have burt and bliccy been in the same house before?
>>219499040real life Blane do you support the trans community
less boomers more burt
>>219499215first song off their second album is called Tired of Sex and it's about the singer getting too much pussy
dude cocks and fuck and penis and hookers lol
Corny.
>>219499040funniest entrance and exit on the show, the seethers are faggots, however do not tripfag long and avoid bant, you probably already know
another one added to my personal lolcow colony on /bant/
>>219499040Blane you were awesome man but people are gonna be mean to you if you post openly too much so be careful.Also you HAVE to tell us whether that lost bag segment was scripted because it seemed super fake.
>>219499235Scott has raped his entire life
>>219498946>has a Green Day tattoo
>>219499266Yes.
I don't plan on making a lot of appearances in /ftl/ threads. Yes I use 4chan.The missing bag was not a plot. I literally didn't see it while they made us scramble for candy. Bashir told me to go check the room one last time, and I found it under their mattress near the corner of the room.Thanks for the love and hate. Bye.
>>219499227He will do anything to get in bam’s circle
why is laura still in my screen eww
blue vimp 2
>>219499040Leave while you still can this place sucks.
Goo mentioned
>>219499040I don't blane you
Gen X humor
your beloved mohammed is having the time of his life right now btw bashfags
>>219499040What's your ckey?
SO COME ON PRETTY BABY SUCK MY BALLS ALL NIGHT
>>219499263lets not pretend fishtank is above this
>>219499040Fuck off you jockey looking bitch
Yawntank LIVE
So their whole bit is sexual songs?
I'm 35 and I feel too young for this.
I rather watch Burt lying dead on the floor than whatever this is
>>219499040I fucking knew it lmao, good work buddy
the one thing that Bam as a host over Sam is that Bam's friend are cooler than Sam's
>>219499284faggot
this is actually fucking awful. these guys are famous?
>>219499284Based Blane as usual. Thanks for going on the show man.
>>219499303Burt should be here
>bam keeps interrupting their songskek
>>219499284it izz what it izzzz HAHA (were you intentionally trying to sound and look like the dude from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE with your mannerisms or is it a coincidence?)
shame there are no crackheads in the house, someone should snatch their wigs and bully the fat guy
>>219499284BASED
>>219499284You will post here. You just wont tripfag.
>>219499040OH FUCK YEEEEEEESSSSSSS BLANE IM YOUR #1 FAN I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
This is a horrifying thought butWhat’s stopping bam from converting to Islam?He’s sober and is married. The only issue i see is he loves his dogs and tattoos
>>219499305don't worry you're not
>>219499305i'm 24 and i feel too old for this
>freeloader sprints to 4chan to tripfagYeah, this usually turns out well. If you're not dropping insider info, nobody cares.
>>219499041Steel Panther is gayer than Burt sucking JD.
>>219499040Blane, you should never admit to being on 4chan if you want to work with fishtank again
>>219499284You were the goat my man. One of the best freeloaders. Much love
>>219499284>Yes I use 4chan.
>>219499284>Bashir told me to go check the room one last timeMain character
>>219499040Hey Blane did you see the twins crash out after you left pretty crazy huh
>>219499284Good guy Bashir. Thanks Blane you a goat. Hope things go well for you and your mom.
THEY HAVE TO DO THE LANDON SONG
>>219499284I'm going to make AI porn of you and your Mommy and post it in the bant threads once the season is over. See ya there!
>>219499325he cant bend down to pray
>>219499312As famous as a parody glam rock cover band can be, yeah, sort of.Comedic parody music fucking sucks but these guys are generally funny and quick witted in the one or two interviews I've seen and they were funnier just talking to the fish.
>>219499040>already tripfaggingeither drop insider info or take the trip off and post like a normal person.
>>219499284BASEDI LOVE YOU MOMMY
this cost 40k btw
hate blane for all the gay meta, but he and laura brought back energy into the dead tank
This disturbs me as it reflects my fear of getting old
>>219499040The fact that people knew about your porn habits day 1 and you still remain the most loved person in the season universally should mean something to you, never kys.
Just woke up, did they give Vimp a make over to look like Binx?
>>219499284kill yourself faggot freak
when are these Xers gonna fucking leave already
>All the autistic zoomers here getting filtered by Steel PantherLmao you're all kwabs
>>219499263Steel Panther is what happens you combine reddit with boomers.
>>219499312They are some kind of half-ironic parody of 80s hair metal bands, but they're also an actual band and they're actually famous (more or less)
I miss JD
>>219499284Okay blane I believe you but still it looked super scripted. Majority of posters here thought you were funny and chill there's just some fags who'll be mean no matter what you know how it is.
boomers are not funny
>>219499331Yeah true, at least drop some shit.
>>219499284Love you Blane but I do not believe you
I think this is finally the moment fishtank jumped the shark.Also no sharks this season. And TTS neutered for bams parents and friends. This bit fucking sucks.
Blane thinks he can turn his freeloader status into a streaming career like his hero Seth.Hes more pathetic than every fish this season, at least none of them stooped that low
>Zoomers dont understand what a parody is>Zoomers dont understand that in the 80s, the guys the girls wanted to fuck were basically women Imagine getting worked by a gimmick metal band. It's like thinking Alestorm is actual pirates
this is rigged for bashir https://youtu.be/fGwzY7wcKu8?si=tZ9w6TFkrPeAyaeZ&t=1019
>>219499371>all the autistic newfag zoomers getting filtered by Bliccyrunning theme in past 24 hours
>>219499284I jerked off to your danbooru fav's not bad
>>219499284does everyone in the tank know that the count was rigged?
>>219499387zoomers don't get laid in the first place
>>219499284It was kino regardless
>>219499284I KNEEL
>>219499302rare Laura W. She should pour bleach on these boomer faggots.
>>219499284BLANE THANKS FOR DOING THIS FOR ME I SENT THIS TTS NOW CHECK THESE DIGITS FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL MOMS OUT THERE!!!!!!!
>>219499284Based. thanks for the laughs, you were unironically the best freeloader this season because you weren't a tryhard or a budget Frank Hassle. Though for your own mental health I would advise you to stay away from /bant/ and never tripfag again.
>>219499387It's just a cringe bit, I get it's a parody but we're watching them just play songs to the fish
>>219499385They're saving them for the finale
>>219499284stop touching and grabbing bongo with those gooner hands, buddy
what the fuck is that blue haired thing sat next to laura?
Any Burt fans itt?
>>219499040That scripted bag bit was pretty gay but you were pretty funny otherwise. Good job dealing with being LubeCooch 2.0 and not giving a shit about the kiwi farm tards as well
that's it. I'm officially over boomer tank.
>too bad we couldnt be outsideNOFRESHAIRHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALONG PUZZLEAHHAHAHAHAHBIG LONG INTERESTING DELICIOUS SUBWAY SUBMARINE CRUMBLING COOKIE SANDWICH
>>219499284I love you Blane. Do not trip here. It's bad for your soul. Also stop beating off so damn much
>>219499371this is fun
>>219499284Blane posting here is more interesting than the gay accoustic "rock" show
Are Steel Panther trying to appeal to the youth by going on Fishtank, or is this just a favour to Bam, or something?
thank god im not a irony poisoned zoomer and can just enjoy things
>steel panther>not having them plug in an amp and blow out the windowsgay.
>>219499360bam can just get appearances of bands like this for free. they're already in town for a show or whatever
>>219499375He would have been great during this music bit
based bliccy lmao
>>219499284https://litter.catbox.moe/5a0fwj5j2ugwvn1w.mp4Best freeloader of the season
>>219499360Prepare yourself for three hours of ball brothers later to pay for this nontent
Im enjoying it, the songs are funny
>>219499040BASED
>>219499413what's the problem
>>219499430trvke
>>219499430P U T A
They're a real version of a Tim Heidecker parody of a band which is double not funny
>I transitioned a year ago.>From what?lmao bliccy>first time you remember getting molestedOOOF NOT WITH THE TWINS THERE
bliccy making fun of them to their faces is pretty funny
>Everyone trying to turn this into a generational thingEveryone in these threads are lonely mid 30's men, stop pretending
>>219499387>You need a high IQ to appreciate these shitty washed up hasbeens strumming on an acoustic guitar
>>219499040Not even hating but do yourself a favor and stick with your original plan of not interacting with fans before you permanently destroy any good will/reputation you have in pursuit of short term dopamine.
Bliccy saving the bit
>>219499371Steel Panther must hit so hard when you're a degenerate boomer.
>>219499284everyone thought you were awesome except a couple of fags
this is no different than a dragshow really
>Bashir telling production they should've printed out lyricsthis nigga really would run the show better wouldn't he?
Blane, midge. Figure out how to do all the video shit, your camera, screen capture. Do a video commentary of the fishtank footage but with real commentary explaining things, giving more context, behind the scenes stuff, not some fake over the top fake reaction shit.
>>219499429wiggers getting bams contacts and offering drugs to perform
fishtank
>>219499413It's 11 AMThe majority of the fish would still be in bed if they weren't hereAre you missing your morning content where literally nothing happens? Fuck you retard
oh Bingo was gone for the molestation jokes...saved
>>219499040Thank you for answering the question on North Dakota. As a fellow North Dakotan, it was cool hearing you talk about it. You were completely right: Pizza Corner was GOAT, but now it's trash.
>sounds like suno wrote itthey’re acting like cole
I had a few steel panther songs in my playlist and one time DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL came on and the retard in the passenger seat couldn't tell that it was parody and meant to be funny
>>219499487No she got up and went to the bathroom immediately after the molestation joke was made
The band is to gen X what toilet humor is to millennials
What fucking timeline is this. Where this is fishtank.
>even bam forgot james drake
bam is still stuck in week 2 of the show
>>219499462>washed up hasbeensThe crazy thing is - they're bigger than ever.I remember 20 years ago they were just opening for old metal bands. Now they're headlining international tours.
>>219499429Wiggers probably asked bam who he could get on with his connections and offered a decent appearance fee
>bam didn't mention james drake as a potential winnerPLANT CONFIRMED
Congrats Landon an still being able to win, buddy!
bam is SO out of touch holy fuckbam invented fishtank
>>219497436when this fucking shit will end, and your flooding you fuckers. hyde = hide. but i have to be in catalog for that. fuck you all with your "real art"
>bam thinks the paintball gun is still in play
BAM HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON LMFAO
>>219499462>shitty washed up hasbeensAre you retarded? The entire joke is that they are a washed up 80s hair metal band that's still on tour. You identified the joke, but the fact that it's the joke went over your head. Never listen to Weird Al Yankovic.
>>219499284Faggy production puppet being a fag as usual
>>219499284You were pure SOVL, top freeloaderThank you, buddy.
Why is no one kratom piss mogging the band?
Friendtank always overstays its welcome.Where's the tar and feathers?
>>219499510nontent Drake
theres a ghoul amongst the freeloaders
I am tired of pretending James Drake is content.
>>219499508bam looks like an amputee
Allah says Bashir's gonna win
>>219499523hello saar
>>219499284I LOVE YUFFIE AND DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHILI FROM A WONDERFUL MOTHER!!!!!
I miss Blane
I think it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't just Bam hanging out with his buddies and his new kids
>>219499429Just friends with Bam and they are in the area. Steel Panther owes all their success to MTV and came up around the same time as Bam Margera who owes everything to MTV. They've probably been friends for 30 years.
remember this was a sam hyde project
>>219499371Cry about it, little bitch. No taste. *spits*
>Bam completely out of touch with the rules I’d make fun of him but he has no idea how much the wiggers can’t commit
Bashirbros we are so winning this
>Are you guys really psychic? What am I thinking about right now? ...Always say blowjobs.based gen x boomer humor>asking James Drake if he's a fucking gigololmaooo
>>219499554we all do
>>219499543its binx
>>219499524It was just the least lame thing he could say about the show
>>219499543I thought Binx was back
>>219499549Many desert gods have said this
>>219499564sam is a washed up boomer to tho
I do... research
>>219499284This is the way. Good for you. Hope you enjoyed being in the tank. I also hope you don't yell at people in real life like you yelled in the tank.
>>219499284I LOVE MY MOMMY CAN YA FUCKING BLANE ME??????
I like this bit
Ok lads this hair band gimmick is shit, I don't like Bashir, his face offends me. I'm off to Blane off.
Do they even know Burt is up there?
>>219499526>Le self aware quirk chungus band
>>219499040>>219499284one of the coolest freeloaders imowhen you were doing your sneed monologue they put the dancing sneedcat up
>ResearchJust get a job Bashir so you don't have to lie so much, at least Landon can say janitor
>are you a gigolo
>>219499284 You were nontent and your whiteknighting for the twins was gay
Shark status: jumped.
I can't believe how many fake fans Twins had early season, and now that they've revealed they're fully fleshed out humans with flaws, cute and ugly sides to them they've been abandoned by so many, very cringe.
>HAHA SEX. ROCK N ROLL!Alright can we move on this bit sucks.
they're rolling with the punches beautifully and everyone is just bitching about them, gay fanbase
>>219499040play rivals with me nigga
>>219499182He's afraid of getting shot now
>bam stopped watching when vicky left
>>219499596Your generation is fucked. You are mentally incapable of enjoying things.
Did Burt meet them?
>Not even an electric guitar
>>219499614this
>>219499371They're weren't funny 15 years ago and they're not funny now.
black arrived
zoomers are excruciatingly boring
>>219499612Bongo beats women.You are fucked in the head.
>>219499284Good man Blane, you were great
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
>>219499614These guys suck more than Burt at a truck stop.
your moneys paying for this, paypigs
>>219499040that head shape is grim
aaand they're gonewell we had content for half an hour, at least everyone is awake
I want that guy to start hitting on Bliccy again so she can continue to make jokes that go over his head
>>219499614I thought it was really entertaining to watch complete normie boomers learn what fistank is first hand
Sam guys>Frank Hassle>Scott Sullivan>AirsoftFattyBam Guys>Darby Allin>Head>Steel Pantherwho is better
>>219499628aaaand bam is out
>>219499526>Weird Al YankovicOne man and yet he's leagues ahead of this entire band.
If they had them come in with amps and shit and lean in to the loud rock and roll boomer shit it'd be kino, but it's just a campfire circle with an acoustic guitar
>they're already leavingwell that was something
>black fag arrives>they all leave
i enjoyed the boomer band and found them whimsicali am 25 years old
>>219499639You are insincere and you would enjoy life more if you fixed that.
>>219499619based
>>219499621Burt is not allowed to leave the goo room
>>219499628He's still here? lol
>Dumbgay comes in>Steel Panther dipsUnderstandable and based
>>219499284You shoulda hooked up with vimp or stinx. they probably brought tail plugs and nekomimi.
landon is such a moody faggot
>>219499621>>219499595Twins and Vimp heard TTS about Burt from the hallway but nobody has seen or talked to him
>>219499657back to the nontent everyone wanted
remember when joeyy was supposed to be on s1
>>219499614tribalist fishtank fans are the most fucking gay, unjustifiably elitist, irony-poisoned faggots imaginable, still huffing Jet's pre-season 1 "artist guy advancing culture" farts
>>219499620>enjoying things>degenerate boomers talking about teenagers blowjobWhy are you like this?
>day 25/30
>Steel Pantherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMss1CeHOiM
Oh, it's over. NEPTUNIAN! I KNEEL!
>>219499652Duh. He's the fucking GOAT
>Best season everJames jumping the shark
>>219499612i love their light and dark side! equally!
Awful expensive bit with zero payoff
I miss simpler times, Josie fidget spinning. Vance "Yeah". Letty with her piss in the closet. Sylvia "that was years ago bro". Jon getting groomed by Simmons. Fatty falling up the stairs and constantly screaming.Hassle throwing a bowling pin on Josies bed then walking out. Yeah...
>>219499612Twin fans are still prevalent, despite our lack of obsessive posting: why speak, when you have nothing to say at all? Bingo and her twin sister still have plenty of fans, they're simply not all relegating themselves to /tv/. Shit, I tried to do that, and I practically got chased out of here with pitchforks and torches. I understand why so many of the Boingoboopers are in places like X or the FAGC discord.
>>219499650Sam obviously.Head was great though and would have killed on old Fishtank.
>retards in this very topic think the wiggers paid for this and it wasn't just Bam giving them a call to stop by before their show tonight
danyey still in piss attire?
>>219499650Darby mogs
>>219499612This. I actually like them more now.
>>219499650You forgot Phil and April for Bam Guys
>>219499620I am 32 years old
Thank god they're leaving. Fuck Steel Panther and their gay boomer, Gen X queers. Kill yourselves.
>>219499650for most fishtank fans i think they would unironically prefer nick fuentes to show up than shit like CKY
>they're ironically bad that's the bit! that means no matter if theyre actually terrible or cringe them being self aware makes it immune to being bad!
>sam hyde has no idea what goes on fishtank>OMG WORST HOST FUCK HIM>bam has no idea what goes on fishtank>HAHA SO WHOLESOME NOO NOT THE RYAN DUNN TTSfuck you fags
>>219499650Bam’s guys leave really fast because they have other things going on in their lives
>>219499284Before you go, rec me your favorite entail artists and Danbooru tags
phil is stuck
So binx has been in the basement eating out Nina for the last 36 hours?
I like Phil he radiates good vibes
>>219499639>Bongo beats women.based
>>219499612and yet their haters still seem to think they're just josies
zoomers are deeply threatened by any white person who doesn't act like a braindead ironypoisoned wigger coward
>>219499650Bam fucking mogs hard unironically, without a hint of irony, which is INSANE.Scott Sullivan is one of the biggest faggots in the world, ASF has always ran out his welcome within 5 minutes, and Frank Hassle hasn't been good since season 2.
>>219499696/ftl/ hates whimsy
>>219499040You could have been a legend.
>>219499635>>219499371>>219499620I'm older than you and I think Steel Panthers fucking sucks.
>>219499696They have a concert in atlanta tonight and they’re friends with bam, this bit cost jet nothing
>>219499650At least we got to spend some time with Head. Steel Panther and Darby Allin were on camera for 20 combined minutes and Bam has been averaging less than an hour a day.
Jet and Ben still asleep
Phil should just be the next freeloader
>no elvis content for philsmdh
>>219499639she's the man of the housei really don't blame her
>>219499699I told you twice now. Stop saying "and her twin sister" you piece of shit
>>219499655That's what I thought would happen. Love SP but that was kinda gay
>>219499679 >nooo why don't you show some excitement for our literallywho guests when you just woke up Kill yourself Jet
>>219499728Bam parents was the best celebrity visitors by far
>>219499727that wasn't binx you autist
>>219499716guy who is opposed to all parodies
>>219499720Sam has nothing actually better to do and he's the owner of the show. He should know what's going on.Bams gimmick is washed up celebrity ex-burnout. I'm impressed he follows anything the wiggers come up with
>>219499724hentai**** ffff autocorrect.
>>219499720>sam hyde has no idea what goes on fishtankThis was never the complaint. It was that he clearly grew to hate being in the house.But even at the end when he hated the show, he was still way more in touch with the fish and the season than Bam has been.
goo update
>>219499545He's a cornball but decent human with an average iq giving effort so blame ben for having a gay crush casting fail. gay ben is real
Why was bam not put in charge of coming up with challenges
>>219499735ASF was carrying in season 1
>>219499746i'm more of a don vito kind of guy myself
>people cared more about blanes two posts ITT than the shitty band>probably cost the wiggers tens of thousands of dollarsKWABOTY
PHIL SPOILINGLIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
>>219499040Nice hair
>>219499716why didn't they have a heartfelt song about charlie kirk
They've occupied the strait of Beaver
>>219499769lazy african person
I really need a full CKY concert that is so loud windows rattle and drywall dust starts falling all while they keep burt locked in the goo room and dunyaye stays passed out
>>219497612I am so lonely and horny Sigh
>>219499612bingo is nontent and bongo is abusive, they lost my support
>>219499648>im transBl1ccy has one joke and its not funny.
>>219499760Can you not detect sarcasm? I know autistic people can struggle with that
heckin biden
This reminds me of how they said they love Alex Stein because he usually comes later into the show when they're all tired and he tard wrangles the fish and creates content (even if it sucks) except this time they shouldnt even be tired and the band was there for 15 mins
>>219499778he mentally can't.
>boomers unironically think Iran is capable of hitting the USLol
>>219499787No one thinks that was blane
>>219499789what he say
Was Goo room not a reference to Binx's fanbase spamming TTS that say things like "Bash Binx's head in with a hammer to get to the goo inside"? Why did they wait until AFTER she left to open the Goo room? Why is not pink-colored for brain matter?
>>219499720Its his fucking show I don't blame bam for not being invested
>>219499778The wiggers couldnt supply the sheer amount of piss he was demanding so his ideas were scrapped
>>219499787you are extremely retarded if you think the wiggers spent a cent on that
>>219499753It simply rolls off of the tongue easier. Besides, my attention is focused towards Bingo, so why wouldn't I direct my posts towards her?
Imagine fucking Bliccy so good she starts breaking character.
>>219499699They went from by far the leading stox to the lowest among all the fish, even bashit is beating them out
>>219499810they are capable of hitting Israel, which boomers love more than the USA
>>219499778Bam is obviously a figure head host, he has no power or idea what’s going on the show and the wiggers want it that way If anything, Bam already did more than they expected by watching the daily recaps audio on his way to the house
>>219499810That's why Trump can lie on a daily basis, the average Amerimutt believes his bullshit.
>>219499813Sam’s coming
>>219499816The goo room was revealed in the first few days when Bam spoiled all the rooms.
>>219499787>>probably cost the wiggers tens of thousands of dollarsThey are friends of bam they probably just hopped in for fun because they are playing in the area
>>219499284BLANE FOR A WHOLE DECADE I NEVER UNDERSTOOD SNEED UNTIL YOU EXPLAINED IT NOW I FINALLY GET IT THANK YOU I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
im so sorry jannys
>>219499813he was talking about the war stuff. not really spoiling I just thought it was funny
>>219499765>"i-i-i-its a bit"fuck off fag
Bliccy is tummy mogging the tank today
30 days somehow still feels too long
>>219499830That's airsoftfattys wife you're talking about pal
>>219499810Are you still living in 1930 or something? Iran and Russia can reach America, but sadly they won't.
Bam is like 20 years older than me but his parents look the same age as my parents.
>>219499830Not possible
>>219499841Bam unironically did more for free for the show than any wigger probably did.
>>219499831I don't care about a fake number, controlled by the paypigs, and manipulated by production. I'll ride or die for these two beautiful little angels.
>>219499840lmao that happened? how the fuck
>>219499830this is my fetish
>>219499831The twins are nontent. People don't want to hear it but it's true.
NEW FREELOADER
>>219499720>co-creator who literally came up with the entire idea>le never been drunk father figure "everybody is gonna learn to box" *spits on floor, zones out on laptop* guy somehow doesn't know what the fuck is happening on his own million dollar show>in the process he gives Jet Neptune power and clout in the process when he should rightfully, karmicly be addicted to fent living in a trailer employed at a gas stationreally comparing him to>Bam who has brain damage from being an alcoholic since he was 15 and who is hired in season 5 when the show is on a hard decline, paid a fixed rate to host>even then he at least remembered the rules of the game from week 2come on, fag
If Iran launched anything at the US we'd have several hours to intercept and shoot it down. I dont get why people think Iran is capable of it
>>219499851Nah feels too short
>>219499825Bingo and Bongo rolls off the tongue better. And also, Bingo wouldn't appreciate it, she said so in confessional to your letter. She is never going to be even friendly to you if you don't respect her sister moron.
>>219499697while it was technically less content, s1 had a charm that nothing has been able to replicate since
protect Phil man, he's unironically wholesome chungus
>>219499875TDS
Has letty inerviewed vimp about her passionate night with landon yet? Thats all i care about rn
>>219499284Did you have the hots for Bongo
>Fatass retard mints can't close a door.
mints' ass is on point
>>219499849I didn't say it was a bit. That's who Bam is. A washed up exdruggie celeb so it's what you get when you hire him.
>>219499872Gay pedophile has arrived
>>219499660I agree with this tiny little zoomer baby boy
>>219499830i would just get soft
Wn2b calling him Langdon
>>219499867he just listed off what every single secret room was like instantly lol
>>219499857I wasn’t aware third world mudshits had teleportation tech
>>219499875The average person doesn't know shit about most countries capabilities, including their own
godamn he chunky
>>219499858You were the buzzerbeater baby
>>219499874You faggots were fellating bam as he was super intouch with the show and so much better than sam on week 1I wont let you revision history
>>219499869No they're not, they don't have the highest highs but they've consistently content, you're literally fucking braindead if you think otherwise. Twins have objectively provided the most non-conflict content in the entire season
Hey baby bros :)
Did Trump really threaten to nuke Iran? I don't keep up with the news since the season started
do the rest of them even know Burt is there
>>219499857>RussiaIn a 4 year stalemate with its former territory kekIf I was a europoor with no military I might be afraid of Iran though
>>219499892He can’t open the door either
>sorry to wake you up so earlyIts noon
>>219499851wiggers are terrible at pacing things correctly
>>219499922Yes
>>219499284Why did you steal Bongo’s panties?
>>219499040Blaine, please join the El Estanque server on Discord. We need you in the pond like we are begging you to join. Or join Fishcord and be a thug like the rest of the fish. Just please join ONE of them so I can talk to you, man -J https://discord.gg/eFSVv4RYkhttps://discord.gg/thefishcord
>>219499816>Binx's fanbasebruh... whos gonna tell him
burt is a better actor than james
>>219499914who have the twins attacked? i love their goofy love and life way
>>219499824>>219499841You guys think a touring band just donated time out of their day to play a private concert for a production company and didnt even ask for an appearance fee to make it worth their while? You think their managers would be okay with that?
>>219499914I love Bongo's mannerisms, but I don't really understand what people see in Bingo.
>>219499914Bingo sleeps for 95% of the time she's been in the house, she's slept most of the day for all of the days she's been there.Fucking nontent coddletwins. They are absolutely coddled as well, no where near pressed to how other people have been on the show now or in previous seasons.
>>219499922No they just mentioned they know someone is upstairs but not who
>>219499920he didnt say nuke, just he would exterminate the iranian people and then everyone extrapolated that to nukes
>IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I WATCHED SOME WASHED UP BOOMER SHOW 20 YEARS AGOlmao youre still getting drafted to die for jews unc
>>219499875This >>219499908 plus most people don't even know the distances between places/missile capabilities. Hell they probably don't even know enough geography to know which desert shithole is Iran.
>>219499875Also considering how many countries they’d have to pass over to strike us. It’s understandable to be worried about terrorism but Mudshits are naturally prone to it anyway
>>219499920Yeah. I don't follow this shit either. Checked /pol/ yesterday and it was all Trump tweets and a countdown to Trump nuking Iran. Trump was bluffing and it was a real thing.
Nigga is locked in there
>>219499851the season started at the anissa elimination
>>219499914bingo has literally done nothing but sleep since week 1. if it weren't for bongo they would be a D tier fish, bongo puts them to B tier
This season would suck without the content twins.
>goo room has a hidden room too
>>219499953Bongo is a horny sex crazy goofy outdoor cat. Orange cat. Bingo is a reserved indoor only tuxedo cat.
>>219499924Just saying they have the technology. If you can send rockets to the moon you can bomb anyone.
The wiggers are huffing their own farts with the goo room. it's no where near as funny as they seem to think it is.
>>219499974bathroom
Which s5 fish/freeloader is most likely to seek attention on /bant/?
>>219499952They are friends with Bam, this didn't cost them anything.
>>219499922They probably figure it's Burt from the loud ass TTSs blasting the name Burt in and out of the room. But I guess they could have a small bit of doubt and just play along with it being anybody.
>>219499980It makes sense when you realize it was Mints' idea
>>219499985Bongo
I wish I knew what it was like to have a cool loving father like Phil. My Dad died on 9/11 so I barely knew him.
>>219499910how do you even achieve this build natty?
>>219499980Burt is just an autonomous content filler until they make it relevant to set him free.
>>219499980paypigs love it
>>219499960>I WATCHED SOME WASHED UP BOOMER SHOW 20 YEARS AGO1. I don't know what show you're talking about or who you're referring to>lmao youre still getting drafted to die for jews unc2. 35 is the draft limit, if uncs are getting drafted you're getting drafted first
>>219499985 Blane already did a test run here. Scroll up.
>>219499953
>>219499985Beth Laura or bongo all seem likely
>>219500009unironically you need an overactive thyroid
I like Bam as a host because he seems like he wants to be there. Do not mistake that for him being nice, Sam was aggressive on the first couple Seasons, even 3 up until FH2 failed, but he seemed like he wanted to be there. Sam up until the Brandon debacle > Bam > Sam after the Brandon debacle
>>219499985James Drake
>>219500009baby food diet
>>219499985Laura if she can do the captcha. She'll probably stick to discord and only read the threads and communicate to people who then post her shit on 4chan.
>>219500000
>>219499980The Goo Room requires a high IQ to understand it. People like you wouldn't get it.
>>219499980it's a room to purely tts farm. they got this idea from rachel's catacomb in s4
Bingo is Maruo tier
>>219499875How do you stop missiles coming from space at Mach 10-20?
>forgot Duanyay is in the house>hear his voice
>>219500004I wonder how much his comically large keyboard cost, another mints bit that fell completely flat
>>219499980Only way it'd be funny is if they just keep him locked in there even after the show ends until he says he's ready to leave.
>>219499985Blane, obviously. Total pickme faggot is going to try and shill his streams there
>>219500027>Simmons debacleSam was already a fucking faggot by season 1. Faggot performative hypocrite and slander artist.
>>219500038what is censoredtv and who is nick fuentes?
>>219500047duanyue saved the day chasing bam and his boomer band away
reminding you that burt fucked aryeh https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775588714984949.mp4
>>219499910It so weird how it all just goes to his ass. He's like a sack of potatoes
>>219500031James Drake doesn't know what 4chan is.
Mints could wear baggy pants but he wears tight ones to show off
>>219499985Bashir will post but he won't ID himself or use a trip
>>219499284https://discord.gg/5qmxAKtMCOME TO THE POND NIGGER WE ALL LOVE YOUBECOME A FROG, WIN, EARN $10K
>>219499867>>219499906Bam and Duanye are in a constant challenge to find out who can leak the most.
Why is the the fishtank audience so stupid?
MINTS ASS OH MY GOD
>>219500057Was checking the digits and it's just bitching, sad.
>>219499040BLANE ASK TO GO BACK ON AND TAKE A GUN WITH YOU AND SHOOT LAURA IN THE HEAD FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!
>>219500020when the fuck is she going to stream? i need to hear her voice and see her smile
Would give Laura a suave beso?
>morning and Laura's already quicky chungus screamingGonna be a long day
i'm gonna go play vrchat for a few hours
>>219499985Blane
>>219500075pathetic
>>219500006Did he died in the towers or he just happened to die that same day?
>Duanye and Burt will meet
>>219500080You have to be a little retarded to derive enjoyment from this form of content
>laura talking
>>219500091ok blane big furry cummings to you and mommy
Why is Burt there? Why is Bliccy there?
>>219499907Interesting way to tell everybody you are mentally challenged. You can't stop Oreshniks and they're not even the fastest missiles.
>>219500064>aryeh is the same height as burt
>>219500009Mints most likely has klinefelter's
>>219499910i have the same body fat genes as mints and i would look exactly like that if i let myself go
>>219499997>Yeah I'm hosting an internet poopoo torture show, they're paying me like 15k a day just to show up and talk to the contestants for an hour. Can you guys like come and do a free show for them? Thanks!This is what you actually believe happened. You are genuinely low IQ.
Make vimp tell us what she thinks of the tiger
>>219499920he threatened to destroy a civilization send them to stone age but it was going to be by destroying infrastructure not nukes
>>219500006>I wish I knew what it was like to have a cool loving father like Phil.Despite it Bam still ended up an Earthrocker. Grass is always greener.
>>219499399But it wasn't under a mattress it was under a pillow?
>>219500116i don't know why bliccy is there. But I'm grateful she is so I have someone to follow around
>>219500116>WHY IS LAURA THERE
>>219499910>>219500065@Jetcool idea: paint this fatassed nigga purple and toss him into the tank and make him give all the fish knockoff Grimace shakesgrimace lookin headahhhh
>>219500124Do you also walk exclusively on the front of your feet and waddle. I'm pretty sure that's why is ass is like that
>>219499284I sent you a TTS telling you to kill yourself. I still think you should kill yourself.
>>219500075BASED! Trust in the plan, y'all, and come on over to Elestanque's Discord. It's where all the awesome gossip and happenings occur! Yesterday, Josh said he was going to cum tribute a picture of Fenix, and she crashed out on him! Wow. Nice.
Remeber when James did 50 push ups and congratulated Bam's parents on their 50th anniversary? Classic.
Guys i think i figured it out. When jet tweeted "no returning faces i think" he really meanr "No, returning faces i think"The comma makes all the difference
>>219499162>>Anissa miscastShe was fine, the lack of anything going on for 2 weeks pissed her off so she left. Jet not paying out prize money made it so every fish who felt they were not in first place had no reason to stick around. Risk management is basic behavioral science.
I just watched the video of Burt arriving and it was almost entirely just watching that 20 minute goo video. That was fucking AWFUL. Fire Mints already.
>>219500127she thinks he's retarded but she wants to stay on the show so she'll do whatever they ask her to do, and it's the same thing with bashir
a nigger just broke into the tank
>>219500157lowkey, its predatory
>>219500064What the fuck?
>>219500123what does it mean if im built like mints but everything else is normal for example im hairy like a bear and balding
>>219500125Believe it or not, that's what real friendship is, you do something for your friends because they're your friends.
>>219500069Sure, just like he didn't know fishtank. "Only watched a clip or two".You are being manipulated by a normie, are you Landon?
>>219499964I stopped going to /pol/ since i imagined smaack being proud of me for having a no /pol/ chud free week.
>>219499794It's the gay of homoz and it's wide open
>>219500087yes!!!
I feel like handcam is hardly ever on James. They're not going to have enough footage of the season 5 winner for the edit.
>>219500157>"No returning faces I think"?>No, returning faces, I think!
I could really go for some H. Pearl Davis right about now
>>219500175high T mints
>>219500123Would you guys trade your Norwood's in exchange for this body type? Be honest
There's only one week left... lets make the most of it
>>219500046masers + iran doesn't have those
>>219500075I like estanque and I am a proud fenix bro but there is no way you guys are making any money right
>>219500165But she shit talked bashir. I want to see her do that (or not) about landon
>Burt slept in tight latex pants>Wearing sweat pants now that he's up
>>219500069We're posting with James Drake right now. If you rewind the VOD he actually slipped a phone into his pocket during the whole nuke bit
>>219500046Iran doesn't have anything in space. We do. Space force has been putting Satellite killers in orbit for a while now
Dumb twins think their names are actually Bingo and Bongo now
>>219500161>the lack of anything going on for 2 weeks pissed her off so she left.lol what kind of revisionism is this? She tried to crash the entire show and the wiggers were going to kick her off
Bliccy’s tummy wagon
Roughly how long ago did Bongo see Burt through the crack in the goo room door?
bliccy is evil
>>219499162you forgot:>who has the healthiest plant challenge ending in a day because fish destroyed every plant (which they obviously would do)>turned into plant matter challenge which was fucking stupid
>>219500208kek. See burt is funny. Its the little things
bogged whore
Goo room has the most views on the site. People yearn for the goo.
>>219500207This bitches head is almond shaped haHA
>>219500206She shit talked Bashir because everyone in the house that's not Bashir or the twins spends the majority of the day shit talking Bashir. No one cares to shit talk Landon.
>>219500057Nick Fuentes is a Sephardic Jew federal informant and closeted homosexual.
>>219500075advertise as much as you can and get as many people as you can. Fishtank is dead after this season when Jet starts his bangbus tour across the country.
>>219500064Frank saying "that's gross" like he didn't get fucked in the ass by gross fat dudes
>>219500225don't forget the cherry on top>uhhh we know we said the stump didn't count earlier but now it does hint hint emma
>>219500161If Jet had just given out a few thousand in challenge prize money there would've been no need for so much coddling, rigging and faggotry. But he'd rather spend that money on galaxy gas, steel panther and burt.
>>219500157kek
>>219500207The lovely JC
they just let a drug addict in?
Fishtank is following me. Went to the barber shop and it had the market pole and the barber was wearing a Balenciaga shirt.
I've almost completely lost interest at this point
Vimp is dressing progressively sluttier every day.
>>219500209Was he billottmanposting yesterday?
WHER EER THE RUCK IS FREDDY
>>219500257worse, a sex addict
>is TTS on?lol Burt
why does bingo point her feet inwards when walking
>>219500261where the fuck do you live? estonia?
>>219500127 Fake Binx is a dumb whore and people who like her are faggot ass simps
>Bashir at 66 stox>James Drake at 86 stox>Twins at 56 stoxNow is the time to announce a surprise stox based elimination.
Vimp sounds like bladee it’s annoying as fuck
>>219499162when you lay mistakes out like this - and theres still a bunch you missed - its so grim
vimp sounds exactly like the personal assistant of Valkyrae.
>>219499162>Every fish I dont like is a miscastDidnt read beyond that
>>219499284It was fun watching you on the show. You were definitely one of the highlights for me. Your acting during the movie and the mogg competition killed me dude. All the best!
>>219499952yes you fucking idiot
>>219500176WRONG. Friends hook up other friends with jobs that pay. Bands don't decide on their own to make public appearances without their management being involved.Bam has 0 reasons to ask his friends to work for free.This isn't a "hey bro help me move a couch this weekend" situation.
>>219500250That's what I've been saying. I'm sure they're not making as much money this season but surely they can spend an extra hundred $ per day on two/three challenges
>>219500229Arabs actually pay to fuck that prostitute. Grim.
You now remember jobs and the market
BURT ACTIVATED
>>219500284They would immediately dump Bashir stocks. Paypiggies should decide nothing and stocks were a shit idea they are only committed to because Jet is retarded.
>>219500175if you remember getting body hair or a moustache earlier than your peers it's probably from hormonal imbalance growing up
>>219499162I feel like without bashir this shit would be even more dry
we're so back bros
if fish lurk here that means i get to show them my cock
I hope they bring John Goblikon next!
>>219500217How's that revisionism? That's *why* she wanted to fill up the sinks to fuck the servers. That second week was the low of the season where they didn't give anyone anything to do while production was on their "you guys need to be more entertaining" spiel.
>>219500322yes, very good!! now take your medication sweety!
>>219500284fuck that, that's even worse than the fish voting. just have a couple popularity based challenges on the finale
I FUCKING HATE BUUUUUUUUUUUURT
Burt needs a long puzzle.
>>219500284Its funny how even though there's less fish so the money should be more concentrated they're all lower than they were weeks ago
>oh my god it isKEK BASHIR
>>219500125It's marketing. They should pay for appearing if anything but they were just hanging with their friend until the show later.
>>219500180That webm is terrible quality. If you want the mp4 I can upload it for you
>>219499040that's my nigger!
>>219500296they are objectively miscasts.Emma:>arguably the most nontent fish (who has stayed long enough to be considered a fish) of all timeAnissa:>on the show with the sole purpose of destroying it as per her boyfriend's planBezo:>responsible for the tank getting swatted, friends with production, disocrd mod - obvious miscastCharity:>a miscast, but obviously intentional - the mistake was not having a replacement for her immediately. she was on the show to walk off it, everyone knew that.
>>219500123He is balding though. He missed out on the one perk lol.
Imagine James busting the door down and Burt's reaction kek
OK Bashir's reaction was comedy gold
>Bashir and Drake whispering againWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE WHISPER TAX! PROD STOP HUFFING GAS AND FUCKING LETTY DO SOMETHING!
LMFAO bashir knows it's burt now and is like "oh my godddd....." in shock and fear of the potential gay shenanigans, whispering to James, warning him>>219500261>>219500280I chuckled
>>219499162>Charity miscasesaw the potential honestly. worth trying>>219499162>"lets just try local randoms, if they dont work kick them">find laura/blane b2b>infinitely better than a pedophile and beth>stop bringing local randoms because???>fly out kick sluts>clavicularat least we're getting more all stars now, but wasted because NO BLOODGAMES 2
>>219499040bro you missed Steel Panther
James and bashir trying to throw burt out
>>219500321DUDE UNFUNNY LOSER PRETENDING TO BE RETARDEDWWW KEKS
>>219500319i agree. the mistake is allowing him to be eliminated in that way in the first place, and then losing goodwill by having him return
i like burt
What medications and supplements should I be taking?
Bashir is too much of a superfan for me to want him to win.
>>219500075Hate his fucking face. He seems like a decent showrunner though.
Did I already miss the band? What happened with that?
I like it when James and Bashir are friends
tummy
>>219500371aren't they all except james
>>219500344emma was the best out of this cast of duds
LOL that was a nice fart
burt just shat himself again in the goo room.
>>219500365I'm having a top kek right now and you're not invited. Goodbye.
>>219500344>Anissa:>on the show with the sole purpose of destroying it as per her boyfriend's planYou are rewriting history, are you jewish?
>>219500283TRVKE
>>219500229>BliccyUnfunny whore>BethUnfunny whore>BinxUnfunny whore>KimmeeUnfunny whore>VimpUnfunny whore>LettyUnfunny whore>LauraUnfunny whoreFoid freeloaders have only one mold it seems
we have to see james drake box burt, and every time they throw him out bring him right back in
>>219500375They came in and were like "why doesn't anyone recognize us?" then left after charging jet $100,000 (plus tip)
>>219500382Bongo only watched the peak s1/2/bloodgames
>>219500382Bingo doesn’t like Fishtank other than BloodgamesBongo only watched S1, S2, and Bloodgames
>>219499040 You did nothing for your entire duration on the show
>>219500328No it's wasn't. She got coded TTSes from her husband to fuck up the servers
>>219500382Most are fans in the way S2 cast were. Bashir is probably tied with Jon for the most show knowledgeable fish they've had.
I wanna watch the fish I’ve invested this season into, not another gay niggerDirector cam is fucked
did the galaxy gas commment really get kody fired?
>Last week is just people watching a black man fart in a closed roomI'm gonna go do something else
I'm making AI porn of blane being cryokeen's cocksleeve
bashir made this show enjoyable
>>219500400
>drake hit the cymbal with the vibrator at 12:00 on the dotActually fucking kino
>>219500382bashir bought a josie plushie for himself
These niggas gonna jump him
Bashir wants them to kick out Burt lmao
Burt is hyper, hyper, hyper, hyper sexual in a... very gross, baffling way.
>Bashir loredump gaslighting James into breaking in there and taking out Burt
>>219500395no. this happened. the day before she was "eliminated" she left the sink running in the kitchen to fry the servers after getting a TTS by someone claiming to be her boyfriend telling her to "nuke this shit" or something. maejok screamed at her afterwards and she was eliminated either that night or the night after, i dont remember.someone will have a clip.
What's the creepy song playing rn? I know I heard it countless times in something else
Burt finna get tossed out by the fellas
>>219500375You missed degenerate boomers talking about getting blowjobs from teenagers.
>>219500425Symbal is coming?
>>219500409She got those TTSs because she was aready talking about leaving for two days for the reasons I stated.
>>219500399You forgot Carolina who is a good woman
>>219500434he's not lying about this one tbqh
Burt isn't that mentally ill. Just autistic and horny and gay
Baffling hypersexuality is a good way to describe Burt
@wiggers let them kick him out or box him but bring him back anyways
NO NOT THE SHOE SNIFFING THAT IS TOO FAR!
lol bashir doesn't like Burt because he's haramHow can anyone be a bashtard at this point
cringe
>>219500404Patrician taste
I was surprised Burt wasn't the kind of fish Bashir would like, but then I remembered how much he hates faggots
>>219500454They fuck up if they don’t bring her back on for at least some Letty hair pulling
Bashir is Israel here and James is America KEK
>>219500438Won't happen cause he's not a small detransitioner. Bash doesn't like the dude and has made it clear
Bashir is being a faggot
>>219500434my FUARKING heroes
>>219500462Kill yourself faggot.
>It is about to be friendtanking vs BurtGoing coal vs coal
Bashir is disgusting by Burts entire existence lmao
i want burt to molest bashir
what a fucking dumbass bashir is. legit pisses me off
>>219500410>Jon is show knowledgeableWhat? Bashir has a lot in common with Jon but Jon was on the first season before anyone knew what to expect, he didn’t know Sam Hyde, and doesn’t even watch the seasons enough to know fish names
Kick Bashir for spoiling everything
>>219500436I know it happened but the boyfriend TTS started after 2 weeks when they found out the show was rigged.
>Drake AND Bash teaming up to take down Burt KINO
kek imagine being james drake right now. burt sounds like some kind of mutant cyborg
Bashir for once is right I don't like Burt.
So Laura kept saying she doesn't know the show and she's just a silly girl who wants feel alive, not for attention of course. But now she references someone from s2 or 3?
hahhahahahha bashfags what u thinkinbased?? hahahah
this is awesome lol
it's time for friendtank to unite one last time to beat down burt nonstop for the last 6 days of the show
>>219500485>>219500485>>219500485
this is kino
Bashir has to be a smartass in every situation even if he knows 5% of said subject
>Light and Dark might have to team-up to face an even greater evilTHIS MIGHT BE KINO
>>219500471Burt is weak as fuck dude. probably weaker than the gangly troon
>>219500307>That's what I've been saying. I'm sure they're not making as much money this season but surely they can spend an extra hundred $ per day on two/three challengesWe know exactly how much fucking money they're making. Every TTS is logged and every profile scanned to see season passes. They're going to land somewhere between S1 and S2 in revenue but because of retarded decisions like bringing in Bam or using a rental they're going to waste a lot of that income. Just in the short timeframe Alex was there he made $7k in fishtoys and probably triple than in TTS for the wiggers. Breaking off a few thousand to keep a fish engaged on the show is the most logical thing any showrunner would do.
Burt is too big to throw him out, he's not a twink tranny like the last guy
Bashir>I believe season 3 is one of the greatest pieces of media ever
Production will not let them throw out Burt
i'm enjoying all this activity in the house desu. This is what week 1 should've been
>>219500462>>219500482>bashseethers are burtfags
>>219500436Retard, that wasn't her "sole purpose" for being there, she went along with that because she was already saying production wasn't giving them anything to do and she was going to walk.
>>219500486mints literally told him to do it faggot
>>219500454Fuck, well she was so nontent can ya Blane me?
>>219500458James would literally kill Burt.Do it Jet.
why would james drake help bashir kick someone off he is uncommfortable with? bashir can just leave lol
>>219500462Bash is cringe homophobic in a gay way thats gayer than burt
Why are tummys so erotic?
>>219500456his bag of meds is crazy
>>219500462This is bait because no one likes Burt
>>219500529If anyone is going to be sexually harassed by Burt, it will be James Drake
>>219500462>lol bashir doesn't like BurtHow can anyone not be a bashtard
Mints and Bashir ruined the surprise for James Drake
>>219500504Remember his boxing match in s3? He's very weak and uncoordinated.
The thinking man likes Bashir and James.
>>219500550Burt doesn't even really sexually harass. Just says the same 14 year old boy humor gay jokes that are mildly annoying.
>>219500504He lost to Simbal in arm wrestlingHe’s a nerd who got some muscle implants and looks tougher because he is black
>>219500509Where is the lie?
>>219500568he can't even leave the room anyway, this is the only possible way that they'll interact
>>219500569 It's easy to beat him up, still too big to toss him out the house
>>219500511Burt isn't even allowed tonieave the rooo
>>219500601It’s different because he is a freeloader now, so if Jet or he were smart it would be the funny bit but count it to be a missed opportunity
>>219500484Fuck it autocorrected or my brain misfired. I mean Jin
buddy cop movie where these two fight degeneracy
>>219500462No one likes burt
Why isnt Burt making goo? Whats the point?
They are going to censor nigger now? it really is Kicktank
>>219500671 Liking and thinking he's funny to watch are two different things
>>219500657Bashir is wearing Alex B’s drip like he just absorbed him like Majin Buu
>>219500675No they're fixing it, pay attention nigger.
Important update: Antara got her hair cut
>>219500533>Why are tummys so erotic?They hold the baby, which is the real reason men are drawn to sex
>>219500693Paypigs and faggots (You) like to watch burt, no one here wants to watch burt
>>219500462TOTAL BURTFAG DEATH
Jet isn't even pretending to care about fishtank anymore. Not only bringing on Burt to be a faggot but Burt doesn't even get to interact with the cast. So you have a guy who is only there to take attention away from the cast. It's not like the cast has to get in the room and do something and there is this crazy challenge looking for keys, trying to find a way in. Burt is just there for paypigs to throw money at, completely disconnected from the show.
Bliccy is objectively hilariousJames introduced himself, and she immediately asked what that's short for. He was stumped. She said she was recently diagnosed with scoliosis which she thought wasn't real, and she wants to move to New York to get healthcare under Mandani so that she can try to get it fixed when she transitions if it qualifies under gender affirming care.I thought James is short for jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj circumflexShe funny as fuck and is a good way to know new fans from old she maybe won’t mog the tank but he laughs and I’ll take that at this pointShe is insane quick & can hold character like a proTTS asked how big her pussy was and she said she needs to use multiple tampons or they just all fall out cause the surgeon made her pussy too big. The twins asked why she needs tampons if she's trans and Bliccy said they make her feel like a woman.She's been funny for a long time. Her schtick can get old but she is legit witty.
we need a MINTS BREADING HIPS thread
is there a mucus membrane in there?
>>219499040holy fucking based
>>219500407this is sadly true
