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>The new generation characters are Cindy’s daughter Sara (Olivia Rose Keegan) and her boyfriend Jack (Cameron Scott Roberts), Brenda and Ray’s daughter Dei (Sidney Park) and their friend Tuesday (Savannah Lee Nassif) – a parody of Jenna Ortega’s characters in ‘Scream’ and ‘Wednesday’.

>The opening scene spoofs ‘Scream 5’ with Tuesday watching the original ‘Scary Movie’ when Ghostface comes to her door and stabs her, though she survives.

>The ‘Smile 2’ scene where the dancers attack Naomi Scott is spoofed with multiple Ghostfaces attacking Cindy. She stops them and tells them to clean her mirrors as they mess them up while chasing her.

>Jon Abrahams returns as Bobby in Cindy’s dream sequence spoofing ‘Smile 2’ seen in the trailer. It’s his only scene in the movie.

>Lochlyn Munro returns as Greg, now the chief of police. He gets killed like Marley Shelton’s character in ‘Scream 5’. Ghostface pulls out his penis and gives him a magnifying glass as a callback to his small penis joke from the original movie, but that might be cut as the audience didn’t really react to it.

>‘Sinners’ is spoofed in a scene where Rose, Jack and Tuesday are denied entrance in Ray’s Halloween party for being white (seen in the trailer) and return in blackface.

>There will be a scene where Shorty teaches Gregg Wayans’s character how to pleasure a woman using a blunt as an example, which results in him rolling his girlfriend’s pussy lips into a blunt and lighting it.

>Ray and Shorty are the killers, their motive being that the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise isn’t good without them. Anthony Anderson and Shaquille O’Neal cameo as a second set of killers who believe the franchise got better after they left.
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im not trying to flex or anything but I have had dreams before about movies that hadn't been released yet and I knew based on those dreams those movies would be shit
yeah like not saying Im psychic or anything but yahhh
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This sounds terrible
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>Ray and Shorty are the killers, their motive being that the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise isn’t good without them. Anthony Anderson and Shaquille O’Neal cameo as a second set of killers who believe the franchise got better after they left.
Is there jokes in your comedy movie?
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>>219497462
Wait there was a scary movie 5?
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>mindless nonsense
about what I expected from a scary movie.
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>>219497462
>Olivia Rose Keegan
Shit, she's pretty hot. I guess she's about to become the become the next big waifu that shitposters simp for
>Sidney Park
Dumb name. If your surname is "Park", don't name your kid after a big city.
>Savannah Lee Nassif
Yeah. She looks exactly like what I'd imagine a discount Jenna would look like in something like Epic Movie
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>>219497462
wow so people actually got dumb enough to enjoy this trash again? We are devolving
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>>219497979
Yes.
It's somewhat worth a watch. I mean, it's less dogshit than you'd guess. Like, it's better than Epic Movie or Disaster Movie. It's considerably worse than 4 though
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>>219498189
>nofunallowed.jpg
Wow, you must be really smart and cultured. Thanks for coming into this thread to let us know how very wise and mature you are
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>>219498189
Only the ones involving the Wayans' brothers are funny. So there is SOME small sliver of hope that this movie could be funny as they're back
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>>219497873
The plot reads like it's a parody of all the derivative "genre movies" that came out after the Wayans left
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>>219497462
>One of the funniest jokes might get cut because it's a callback to the original and modern audiences didn't notice

As if they needed a clearer sign this was a mistake.
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>>219498219
How can it be worse than 4? It wasn't even a movie, just a collection of bad sketches.
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many callbacks are a bad omen
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>>219498131
>Olivia Rose Keegan
Is that Michelle keegans sister?
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>Brenda and Ray’s daughter Dei
>DEI
heh.
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>>219497462
>self-referential jokes
>mostly scream jokes as if anyone watched the modern scream movies
it never even began



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