>No, I won't hand over one of my many hundreds of concubines to the greatest man of this age.What the FUCK was his problem?
>>219497629>No, I won't find one of many hundreds of concubines as the greatest man of this age.>Yes, I will betray Pharaoh, who is god on Earth, steal his woman, and murder him when he stumbles upon our infidelity.What the FUCK was Imhotep's problem?
>>219497629>I'm gonna open my mouth cartoonishly wide in order to suck the moisture from your flesh when I could have just done the same thing by drinking some water
>>219497629>to the greatest man of this ageIf he was so great, he'd be pharaoh. Retard.
>>219498098If he were pharaoh, he wouldn't be a man.Checkmate, dummy
>>219498061Sucking the life out of someone is cooler than drinking water
>tongue removed>eaten by bugs>buried alive>painfully resurrected>powers stripped>stabbed in the gut>painfully resurrected again>stripped of powers again>humiliated in front of Scorpion King>doomed to literal Hell...all for pharaoh's sloppy seconds?His name should be Simphotep.
>>219497629yeah but that was his favorite one
>>219498262Also she leaves him in the sequel
>>219498146If the pharaoh wasn't a man, he wouldn't have died like a bitch.King me.
>>219498988brutal blackpilling>>219499055I kneel.
>>219498262Him smiling with envy and accepting he lost at the end of 2 is pretty fuckin kino you have to admit
>>219499055To be fair a lot of pharaohs seemingly died in an undignified wayProbably doesn't matter since the Egypts were huge on death
>>219497629who?
>>219499146True>>219499448Seti from 1999's The Mummy
>>219499299weird civilization
