why would anyone watch this? we already know what happens. There is no secret chamber... we know the secret and everything. this fucking sucks
>>219497674>why would anyone watch this?Childhood nostalgia. It's the reason why the Wizarding World is such a giant IP to begin with. What is it with chuds and trying to pretend they don't understand the purpose behind this reboot? Are they stupid?
Harry really looks ftm. A lot of boys do now though.
>>219497730Chalk it up to every female over the age of 12 taking birth control and pissing xenoestrogens in the water supply.
>>219497674Have you never rewatched a movie or show?
>>219497721>trannylocklol lmaoyou better apologize if you want to watch this show without permission from your cellmate
>>219497805elaborate, I don't get your shzio-tier snark
>>219497721>Childhood nostalgia. It's the reason why the Wizarding World is such a giant IP to begin withMo, its because it is a good IP. It is a good premise, a school for wizardry.I was too old for the books, never read them, I watched the movies and they are really fucking good and I played the more recent vidya, bought it day one and while the school part os good it drops in quality as well as the schooling part is underutilized. Its not like bully where you go to classes etc.Anyway i am mentioning that as I dont even have and nostalgia for the IP. I like it simply because its a good IP and fun hijinks.movies I only really like the goblet of fire and the first few are too childish.Sure there will be a lot of HP fans who would watch this, probably most with kids themselves though when you mention childhood nostalgia they might even boycott this seeing black snape as it ruins their nostalgia.
>>219497674>What if, instead of having color, we just hired colored actors?
>>219497791well, I can just rewatch it, this is like a re-filming of the same scenes. Harry Potter is not a good protagonist... at least change that? they could show other school not Hogwarts or drop the school shit entirely
manchildren
>>219497674Why does Harry look like a 30 year old lesbian?
>>219497674Literally looks like that AI Balenciaga video
I just find it interesting and hilarious how fans of this hogwash don't find it insulting that they would make a series out of it for HBO. Even at its so called mature turn, the series is extremely childish yet they're slapping on this network known for "adult" shows. The complete lack of self awareness of HP adults surpasses your average Disney adult despite the massive crossover
>>219497674Because of Jumbo Jugs McGonagall
>CAN'T SPELL SNAPE>WITHOUT APE
>>219497674FUCK THE RACIAL VAGUENESS OF HERMIONE ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SECRET RACE ASSASSINS KILLING NASA SCIENTISTS!
>>219499998god dammit dude, I just had to type a ! to get the quints.
Hairy Plopper lol
>>219497674the first two books are the best and they are very tiny,so the movies already cover all the interesting stuff on them.there is no point besides getting shekels.
Nobody understands why they just didn't do a continuation, like Harrys kid in Hogwarts. People would still get mad at niggers but a remake of something that is like the last thing in the world that ever needed it makes no sense.
>>219500118>Nobody understands why they just didn't do a continuation, like Harrys kid in Hogwartsbecause the cursed child is the only existing starting point for this and it fucking sucks
>>219500183Just go non-canon. Rowling today is cryptonite anyway.
>>219500108>so the movies already cover all the interesting stuff on them.Rik Mayall, British comedian, had all his scenes cut from the OG movie, he played Peeves, a constant trouble making ghost. We so desperately need Peeves because of that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8SeuSXEtKY#Justice4Peeves#PeevesInHBO
like my time is so precious
black snape sounds lit, yoo
>>219497674>Because it could be the enter point to the world of magic for many children!...if their parents are decide to show them inferior version and not the movies, where they at least had 3 good ones and a great cast...if their parents decide to show them this shit instead of giving them books...by the way world of magic also raped by next stories and made into bland corporate shitThe main reason is to show things that are cutted from the movies, but with that cast desigions ot is clear as day they will fuck it up badly at every step
>>219497865>movies I only really like the goblet of fire and the first few are too childish.kys retard
>>219502055They are.The first 2-3 are childrens movies. Like the books the movies are aimed at children the age of the cast.The later 2 are more grim dark OotP is boring.HBP is OK, PoA is OK as well but still a bit childish.GoF is where they are no longer children and the only one I really like and that is because it has loads of cool magical shit going on and you actually end up seeing the enemy. It is a good story and fun movie with a decent ending, which stories are supposed to be, entertaining.
>>219497721If you have nostalgia...why not just watch the movies? They exist already.
>>219497674so they did not even bother dying jeetmione's hair red?
>>219497674You might as well ask: why are there so many film versions of Bible stories, Shakespeare plays, Jane Austen novels, etc? There is no one definitive way to adapt written material for the screen. If a subsequent interpretation differs from a previous one, so what? No one is forced to watch the results. If the HP series will outlive its author, that will happen because of the books, and in spite of the movies.
>>219497674what I want is a more faithful adaptation of the Half-Blood Prince, but I have to suffer through more or less 3 unnecessary remakes of books 1-3 that really don't need much improvement.They should've done the Marauders prequel series first, but they chose the "safe" route instead.
>>219502882>Hermione>redheadDumb tvtroon
Because Harry Potter söylennials cant grow up
>>219497674Harry Potter is a very poorly managed franchise. The Fantastic Beasts films are terrible, and this reboot series shouldn't even exist. If they wanted to make a series, it should have been about the founders of Hogwarts in the Middle Ages, with a tone similar to "Game of Thrones" but for children. They could also have included Merlin and King Arthur, since it takes place in the same era. It sounds like easy money to me.
>>219497674>black man portraying a brooding cuck who got his crush stolen by a white jock>american portraying a warm and jovial British headmaster>fat HarryThis is all sorts of wrong. Jeet Hermione kind of makes sense considering she uses the time-turner to cheat her way to book smarts instead of actual hard work.
>>219497721>Childhood nostalgiaWhose?Chuds won't watch it, because they hate niggers and jeets.Leftists won't watch it, because they hate JK Rowling.It's a show for nobody.
We knew what was going to happen the first time around, millions of people had read the books
>>219503184>Harry Potter is a very poorly managed franchiseThe movies sure, but almost all the profit comes from childless creeps in their 30s and 40s buying cheap plastic merch and reissues of stuff they have. Fantastic Beasts was greenlit simply in case Warners superhero universe(DCEU or whatever it was called) fell flat on its face, and as you now see both of them did.This show was greenlit to increase the share price for WB so it could be sold higher. >>219503314The fake centrist, the fake chud and the performative leftist and you, the tasteless consoomer. Its how the videogame was such a hit despite the game actually being extremely mid tier
>>219503314The same thing was said for Hogwarts legacy.
>>219499972What was the original line ? Something about the Irish ? I never watched that movie
normies will watch whatever is new >see trailer for the last of us>fuck that looks bad>coworkers watch it all anyway>see trailer for fallout>fuck that looks bad>coworkers watch it all anyway>see trailer for the alien>fuck that looks bad>coworkers watch it all anyway
i’d rather replay HL then watch grimdark shit
>>219497674>to see harry's parents turn into racistsThey really didn't think it through blackwashing snape.......
>>219497674>why would anyone watch this? we already know what happensi ask this question everyday when the entire entertainment industry is literally just remakes. video games, film and television is only fucking remakes or reboots of decade old franchises because newer generations are incapable of moving on from their childhood for some reason.
>>219497791explain how a reboot/remake is the same as rewatching a film or show?
