What do you even do with a miniature wife?
>>219499605Is that Tom?
>>219499605The sudden complete lack of sex would probably kill the marriage.
>>219499605put her in a jar
>>219499605
>>219499714men are such pigsyou'd leave your life just for being the size of a worm?
>>219499754Sex is a necessary part of a healthy marriage.
>>219499605Rape.
>>219499605I can't believe>a. anyone thought this was a good idea>b. they're spending this much money trying to promote itIt looks so fucking dull."Oh no, I accidentally made me wife all small and stuff. What should I do?"Who the fuck is this aimed at?
>>219499605She won't be able to vote because she's a woman
>>219499777and if your wife is sick and cant have sex you'd just what divorce her?
>>219499605She goes in da pee pee hole
>>219499714A marriage founded on sex is bound to fail anyway
>>219499886>How many Americans have a passport?I sure as shit would get one in case you have to fuck out off the country fast. Nobody's going to accept some shitty US ID card.
>>219499886>instead of taking responsibility for my inability to keep track of my personal information I think we should let illegals vote insteadAllergic to accountability like all foids
>>219499605More slop for women and fags.
>could die drowning in a cumshot
A 6 inch tall woman could still stimulate your penis you could make it work
I'd rather have a 15 foot tall wife, personally
>>219499886reminder that if this dam breaks and rolling back voting rights is on the table, then everyone making under 250k a year will be made ineligible soon.this is not about women or niggers or illegals, its about the people in charge wanting to control the democratic process, which is a lot easier if you only have to pander to 5% of the population.this form of democracy has already been tried and failed in the 19th century, but the arguments always stay the same >"rich people know whats best for everyone">"poor people cant even make good choices">"being wealthy means you have gods blessing, therefore you are more moral and your vote should have more weight"dont get fooled by wanting to dunk on women, because YOU will be on the chopping block right next to them. the rich dont care about your opinion either, you are just a useful idiot to them by supporting this
>>219501151this is the correct answer but they wouldnt allow something fun
>>219501072IYKYK
>>219501207They literally do not care. They're fine with getting chopped because it means that the people they hate are getting chopped too. It's all just some childish game to them. "Haha I'm losing BUT SO ARE YOU!!!111"
>>219499714>The sudden complete lack of sex would probably kill the marriage.
>>219499717thrippy bippy
>>219499725She looks like a hamburger>>219500860we'd take out a huge life insurance policy and smother her with a pillow. Use your head.
>>219501207Pandering to poor people in the electoral process leads to insanely wasteful spending that never ends.
>>219501706healthcare reform isnt pandering to poor people. its something that would help YOU
>>219501706pandering to rich people is just as bad, we have the highest income inequality in a century, so guess which group we currently pander to
>>219499605It should be the other way around.
>>219499605Shove her in my asshole, of course.
>>219499605>What do you even do with a miniature wife?hentai would know
>>219500860Women do no fault divorces all the time when they aren't getting the dick action they want.
>>219501207>Men are 5% of the population.
>>219501151This
>>219501785Why do we waste trillions of dollars every year taking money from normal people to have the government waste it on charity that would be better performed by... charities?
>>219499605Miniature sex
>>219500860Erm… yes?
>>219501207That's nice, honey. Hey can you go make me a sandwich and some iced tea? Thanks, doll.
>>219499714>not hot gluing your miniature wife every 6 hoursngmi
Lana del Rey giantess movie when?
>>219501756Niggers getting free shit with my tax money doesn't help me in the slightest. I'm all for socialism when niggers and jews are gone and women have no political power.
>>219502820read it again, Ranjesh.5% of the population will be wealthy enough to be able to vote in a census "democracy", which is their endgame. restricting voting rights of women and immigrants is just step1
>>219499605this show will only be good when she gets grown back into a mini-giantess or the dude gets shrunk to half her size
>>219501785>so guess which group we currently pander toBlacks and marxists.
>>219499714It's interesting that you think sex would stop and not that you'd think of the different ways to have sex with a tiny woman
>>219502969>I will gladly eat shit from the billionaires as long as a nigger has to smell my breathpeak conservative mindset
>>219502971>White males would just vote away the republic like women do.Go back, foid.
>>219502971>restricting voting rights of women and immigrants is just step1Okay, I'll take step 1 and then we'll see.
>>219503042Society is better off when holes are the property of men.
>>219503058Women have no idea how close they are to men across the political spectrum taking all their rights away.
>>219503042Sorry anon, we're not going to pay for your HRT.
>>219503058maybe if you keep licking the boot hard enough they will accept you into their tribe, who knows!good luck in your new "democracy"
>>219503042>billionaires amirite?>anyways my Porsche is just transportation and my mansion is just shelter
>>219503157I'll take that over leftism.
>>219503274>I'm the real victim here!you sound like a jew
>>219503339Being a victim is literaly your entire religion. Yes, mohamed, a white guy with disposable income is literally genociding you.
>>219502855because charities discriminate and dont give to all
What do you do with a tiny waifuWhat do you do with a tiny waifuWhat do you do with a tiny waifuErlai in the mornin'?
>>219503157Why do you think democratic republican society won't flourish when women can't fuck things up by voting for marxism?
>>219504187Only whites deserve charity.,
>>219503274It always fascinates me when asian americans who are the majority of ivy league post gradutate degree holders pretend to be an opressed minority.
>>219500860my wife broke her back a year ago and we haven't had sex since
>>219500860>wife is sickDoesn't sound like a healthy marriage to me tbqhwy
>>219503157>maybe if you keep licking the boot hard enoughthey won't burn your shit down?
>>219504789because it wont stop with women.the endgame of the people in charge is to stay in charge. a democratic process with many voters is unpredictable and annoying to them.if the circle of voters can be drawn smaller and smaller, they will have a much easier time to stay in charge.its not about women, its about disenfranchising 95% of us by pitching us against eachother. you will draw the short stick too, they dont give a fuck about your "conservative utopia"
>>219500942based cock vore anon
>>219499605This bitch just doesnt learn
>>219499605It's described as a mix of "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" and "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids," examining marital issues in a unique way. With Banks ultawoke politics as a bonus.
>>219504187And the government doesn't? Didn't FEMA refuse to help people with Trump signs in their yard after a hurricane in Florida?
>>219499605>kids today don't know about sounding
>>219499714do you even rule34 bro?
>>219499605Is that tiny/giantess fetish for women?
>>219501207If only landowning middle class people voted, this country would have far better politicians. As it stands, we already have oligarchic rule and "the democratic process" is just a red vs blue farce that keeps people blaming everything on the other guys instead of the actual ruling class.
>>219501207Only white landowner men should be allowed to vote.
>>219499605What even is Matthew Macfadyen’s post Succession career? He’s been in nothing but slop, while everyone else had gone onto more high brow or sophisticated productions.
>>219508981death by lightning was great acting by him
>>219505041CARLOS!
>>219499714There's a guy who's never been married.
>>219502820Based retard
>>219500860come on anon you know no one in this board is married
>>219499886>because of the 0.01% of people that change their name we must let every illegal vote and undermine the voting rights of millions of legal citizensSome real women math on that one.
>>219504884It's worse, considering that urban doctogineers assault Asians at abysmal rates, but of course they do racial politics and sign a Molotov-Ribbentrop pact with Tyrone.