>FTL NEWS:-- Bashir tried to turn James against Burt and kick the nog out but now Bashir is pretending to be Burt's friend so the audience likes him-- STEEL PANTHER were here...-- Burt is here working the goo factory-- BAM'S PARENTS are here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Bliccy is here-- Landon cucked Bashir, who can't stop taking Ls>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219500485
is there a compillation of burt saying "im not gay! bisexual!"
bliccy
Someone please post the video of drake riding the giant penis
>wait is your girlfriend trans?>interesting...>so you guys have sex?
Jet hassled frank
kinda cool about burt and james drake talking about s3
muslim burt when
>is your girlfriend trans?>no>did you check?first funny interaction with burt and it's drake
>Drake was meant to be on season 3>season 3 was the gay showConnect the dots, Burt.
>can you confirm if bashir's bricked up or not
Sam's showing up soon right?
>Talk through the door while TTS repeatedly tells Burt the cast is gayI've seen this episode before
>>219502561
Nontent twins need to go
>>219502489Thats not how evolution works
>burt believing every ttsThis nigga learned nothing from S3 did he?
james drake bros...
why do wiggers hate burt again
carolina DID NOT crashoutshe is super cool and just blocks all harm
Post rare Burts
he should ask if his movies are gay
JETWE WANTGOO
>>219502596clearly playing a character
I LOVE YUFFIE AND DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHILI FROM A WONDERFUL MOTHER I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
>>219502596its a character, if you watch his other cameos on big youtube channels hes pretty normal
>>219502596It’s a bit, dickhead
>>219502596he learned exactly what he needed to learn, which is that the audience likes how credulous he was acting in season 3
>>219502598NOT GAY BTW>Does a magic Mike Dance
>>219502481no way dasha could come here now that sam is out right?
tummy wagon
>>219502577you got payton lower than emma. cmon
>>219502596He's a nigger.
>>219502596He leans into it for attention. Hes been doing this for a year now
>>219502605she was fine before lettycels harassed and threatened her on her phone and social media about her infant daughters
>>219502629I stand by it.
>>219502561they look so lackadaisical every time as if they don't really know what it means
>>219502612That's what I want to believe but he seems genuinely retarded. Maybe his retardation makes him a believable actor though.
>>219502627ghoul hag yellow yuck loth
>>219502625Dasha and Clavicular are coming tomorrow. It's a Peter Thiel show.
>>219502598THIS NEEDS TO BE SHOWN TO BURT
>IN SEASON 3>IN SEASON 3>IN SEASON 3>IN SEASON 3>IN SEASON 3>IN SEASON 3
james talking to him like a 4 yr old lol
Why does Ben always do sarcastic characters? I don't get it and it's annoying
>>219502649bros is there any i can at least shoot my shot with dasha?
>drake had a conflict and couldnt be on s3>burt was an alternate.Drake dropping out of s3 is the reason burt was ever on fishtank
I got chicken nuggies
Any good Twintent so far today? I’ve been out with my mom all day. It’s her birthday tomorrow so doing stuff with her today and tomorrow.
>>219502654burt has burted off to that and many more james drake clips many times on the daily before coming on the show
my beautiful wife ashley
>>219502598what pussy does to a motherfucker
>>219502664fag
comprehensive list of mistakes by prod thus far:>Day 1: the site is a complete mess and broken>Charity miscast + walking, no replacement>Emma miscast>Anissa miscast>Bezo miscast + walking, no replacement>Bam is not a good fit as host for the show>Vicky walking, no replacement>Market being meaningless>Jobs being meaningless>All fish sharing a dorm (no pillow talk scheming)>No theme>Audio in certain rooms is still bad>Rooms unlocking mechanic didn't work>Handheld live cam removes fishtank sovl>Basement cam>Bashir elimination / return>The Cell being an absolute nothingburger>Beth freeloader failure>Mr Naked freeloader failure>Alex B freeloader failure>Diamond freeloader failure>Clayton freeloader failure>Binx freeloader failure>Kimee freeloader failure>Letty challenges>Rigging candy elimination challenge
kinda wished james drake was given a acting role so we can see james drake vs burt acting skills.
if Landon isn't going to be a janny then why the fuck is he here?
send a funny TTS challenge (KYS)
>>219502668HOLY SHITSYNCRONITY
>>219502667Amazing
>at least, not in a whileFucking hell.
>i havne't fucked any of my family>at least not for a whilelmao
>>219502596Ask burt if he actually fucked Clayton he needs to clear that up
I don't care, Burt is so funny
>>219502668the dark and the lighttime is a flat circle
>>219502664incapable of sincerity
>>219502598>so straight he isn't too insecure to do thisKek what a super straight CHAD
>I haven't fucked any of my family members>at least not in a whileGod dammit Burt lmao
>>219502676We need Head back now more than ever
Having a conversation in between the TTS is funny
>>219502546maybe make it accurate or at least funny
Burt wanting to fuck James Drake is an improvement to the show.
I hate Laura
>>219502679nice jewish girl
milk dud needs to get to work
>>219502717>>219502709>>219502708so effortlessly funny, last nights goo fake and gay bit was hindering burts natural talent
The Xavier tts sometimes sounds like Stamper and it cracks me the fuck up.
>>219502733The whole world is saying this
>>219502668woah
the only thing production needs to do is after a couple of hours of this when it starts looping is swap the current hallway group and put in a new group like the twins and do it all again lol
>>219502679*My wife, but yes she is beautiful
How they treating Burt
>>219502679She'll never be yours, you will never touch her, why live?
Burt and Alex B are two Hall of Fame fish and they were in the same season.
>>219502733Many are saying this
>>219502754
>>219502751nah dude i'm fucking bored, just repeated TTS telling burt that someone is gay. I muted
>>219502745payton fuckin rose
Burt being stuck there for the rest of the show is a good bit well done Mints
>>219502745binx def gained weight since s3 lol
thats crazy
>>219502733She hasn't been the least bit relevant since JD left. She's gotta go
>burt replaced drake on season 3
>>219502668They just figured this out. Amazing
>everyone hanging out in the dorm>PTZ useless
Has Bam met Burt yet?
Burt was James Drake's replacement for Season 3Thank fuck James Drake dropped out of S3
>>219502745what is the context of this
if that is true then the whole synchronicity shit jet keeps saying may unironically be true. This show is blessed.
>>219502745The inmates being in the house was pure chaos and was 100x better than whatever Jet had planned for that bit.
Burt confirmed he was the replacement for james drake in S3
>>219502787Season 3 might have been rough in that case.
>>219502766And don’t forget Payton
>>219502639Only when he acts as an exaggerated version of himself. He remains very credible, although he sometimes smirks when he says something he finds funnyHis acting outside of that just sounds like his regular schizo self
>>219502790bar ptz has been the star of season 5, 99 times out of a hundred it always misses
Where the heck are The Twins, Bingo & Bongo?!
>>219502801andrew was the goat
>>219502743I thought the same thing kek
>>219502790its so lazy and cheap they only have 1 ptz. there should absolutely be one in the kitchen/dining area and one in the upstairs hall
this might have saved the season
James might've been good on season 3, as someone who could've been slyly brought into the fold, but idk normies work themselves up in groups
>>219502802>>219502793Why? They would have to do more shit instead of just rely on keeping the camera on the loft 24/7 coasting off burt tts money
>hey guys can you keep the door closed so it doesn't block the camera
>>219502745>>219502794Prisoner 15 was kino
>>219502817dorm napping
its really funny how serious and defensive bashir gets about his gayness
>Burt was Drake’s replacement in Season 3 Holy fuck
>>219502790The ptz audio is desynced so it's useless even when it's pointed at something.
>>219502825but we would've missed burt... so
>>219502785this is her stim
>>219502787>>219502800>>219502802James Drake saved season 3 AND season 5
Reminder s3 went to shit when they replaced Andrew with Jet
>>219502831lmao
>>219502823Those dumb wiggers can't even be bothered to control 1 of them
This is BOOOOOOOOOOORINGGG Jet
I would tell Burt that Jet loves romance arcs and James was supposed to me his match s3
>>219502766Yeah but they’re using them stupidly this seasonSchizo season 3-traumatized Alex B was kino this but having director cam on him for like 48 straight hours ended up making him boring because nobody can do a one-man show for that long.Burt rn feels like it could end up being similar.
>>219502831kek
bliccy is ready to be jiggled
>>219502844he can't stop winning
I don’t care if Burt is a reprehensible human being, he’s great content for the show. I don’t support him off the show and I never will but he’s funny on the show.
i forgot mints is obsessed with dumbgay
>>219502845Jet couldn't flip over a table
>>219502844Actually true. Bashir vs James is s5. Burt was s3
>only two things to watch right now are dumbgay asking about indian political shit and burt being a hypersexual faggotgoddammit
I look at the crossThen I look awayGive you the gunBlow me away
James and Bashir need to start pretending they’re having sex so Burt goes crazy and comes out of the room
>>219502852they had 2 on s3
It's funny that Dumbgay is the one to connect with Antara on her culture and not Bashir because he thinks he knows everything
Cock cage fishtoy when?
>>219502858That's fine. They arent the stars of the show. They just temporarily alter the vibe of the house like a hurricane passing through. Their usage is good.
Let's clear this up nowSeason 3 was intended to start with 15 people (as mentioned in the trailer) but even after the email fuck-up they still had trouble finding new people which is why they continued delaying the start date several times. It's fun to say Burt replaced James Drake but it's more likely the wiggers were scrambling to get ANYONE to fill the house.
>>219502853Jet is asleep
low key this is hilarious crazy kino
>>219502577>Laura 30-50Wrong.>Twins 50-80Wrong.>Bashir 120-150Hella wrong.>Blane 100-120HAHAHAHAHA
>>219502878God women are worthless
>>219502596Hes an actor for sure. Hes broken character a few times on his own streams and cracked up at the gay jokes. Yall always fall for it
>>219502798The issue is that he planned literally nothing. He said to the FH fish "these are your prisoners, ok bye." No goal, direction, anything. This was peak galaxy gas so I can only assume he thought it would be stanford prison automatically. Fucking retard.
theres something smoking in here, do they have incense going for the smell?
that's really titillating...
>>219502878>I always wanted to be famous Should've come on famous house then retard
>you’re so strong that’s really titillating Lmaooooo
>>219502884lol that's a good edit. did you just make that one?
>>219502878>Please let me leech off your niche internet fame i will suck your penis please!!!!!
Overwhelming Burt with questions is funny
this is like if a person was talking to a guy who was supposed to be aborted.
Why isnt landon sticking his face in that plump pooper?
>>219502907>Yall
>>219502926I remember it getting boring after a while
>>219502887
what is he looking at?
>>219502904>>Laura 30-50>Wrong.lol
Give Burt his corkboard, sticky notes, red string, and pushpins. Let's get this party started
>>219502667this was fucking insane to watch live. I had a terrible job and I remember just not showing up many days because I couldnt stop watching
>>219502878ck really tried to milk that fame... god last time i saw her she was suffocating on some spray cans
>>219502936he's only a tiger in name
>>219502899it's funny until you realize it's just a loop where they say the same things over and over
So how are you guys enjoying S3 Callback Tank?
Where’s Bingo? Is she safe?
>james drake tells burt that bashir is a manipulator as soon as he leavesso which one is the manipulator here?
>telling burt Bashir is gay after he walked awayKek
James Drake and Bliccy being devilish kek
Kick bliccyWho asked for this unfunny whore?
cute plushies market
>>219502551Woah! Nice. Shame about the kids and gums and mom arms, but she's a generally good girl.
>>219502960that was a tts dumbass. what he IS doing is saying bash is gay lol
Didn't Burt write on Twitter something about being scammed by Fishtank and talking about Sam Hyde's sordid past? I'm surprised they brought him back
James Drake Bashir rivalry beef is so kino lol
>>219502958yellow sleeping bag in dorm
ok you know what? Bliccy is pretty alright
>>219502942He's thinking how he'd eat her ass animal style. How if she offered to have sex with him the first thing he'd do is voraciously and sensually eat her asshole like that skinny nerd zoomer did on some bolt-on-tits British slag's fuck a fans video I saw.
>>219502897Yeah we were clowning on them even though they were silent leading up to s3
>>219502481
>>219502968honestly guys, why are you guys soooooo gay?
>Bashir spends the whole time trying to tell Burt that he and Drake aren't gay>first thing Drake does when alone is insist that Bashir is gayIt's almost getting tiring at this point.
>>219502577Whoever made this doesn't know the range of IQs
>>219502960It’s called being funny
>>219502974Seethe more incel
>>219502972word which one would you want to get? id try to get the frog i like him a lot
>>219502978He said he agreed with it. Both the manipulator thing and the gay thing
>>219502591You don't know anything about anything
>>219502958she's stealth mode in the dormi think
>production discovers picture-in-picture with 5 days left
>>219502982bliccy is on fire today
>>219502974even an turbo normie dabs on letty these days lmao
>Did you have sex with Greg while Jobe watched?>No. Jobe wasn't even in the room.
>>219502990Eh, don't worry, it'll backfire pretty quickly
>>219502996the dragon in the top right is very cute
>>219502990>first thing Drake does when alone is insist that Bashir is gayI lol'd
>>219502960Thinking Bashir is a "master manipulator" seems to be one of this season's midwit traps
>>219502990It's doesn't matter. Bashir will somehow come out on top again.
>>219502979Sam isn’t part of fishtank
>NO BASHIR IS LE MANIPULATORlmao
>>219502972They're Bingos and Bongos.
>>219502897Jet told burt he was a replacement during famous house when burt first started "gay datingshow" posting
>>219502994except he genuinely believes it
>>219502982bliccy is aweseome only literal faggots dislike her
>Tts asked burt if Jobe watched burt fuck greg>burt says jobe wasn't in the same roomDoes this confirm burt fucked greg?
>>219502958Sleeping as usual what else.
>bashir genuinely warns drake about burt being a freak>james snake immediately uses it against him
I need to see the light flee their eyes. I need to see them get fucking destroyed.
>>219502972It's a pet store you philistine
James Drake referring to Landon as "people who can't think for themselves"
>>219502982Many are saying this.Post the best Bliccy webms and mp4s. Including *that* one of her sleeping in S2.Such meaty delicious pussy lips (puffy not roast beef).
Drake said twins and Landon can't think for themselves
The season 3 winner just endorsed James Drake
>>219503020>come out on topoh, interesting…
>>219503025Alex fights like he's trying to tap someone's shoulder for attention
bashir will throw his first and final poop as the last blow to secure his victory
>>219502990It’s called making content
>>219503019I felt like I was going insane listening to everybody here and on the show actually believe that
>>219503048Wheres the lie?
landon needs to go back to cleaning it up
>>219503055it's over bashirsisters...
>>219503043At this point I really do think Bashir is retarded for constantly trusting Drake when all he does at every opportunity is lie to him.
>>219503014he has a lot going for him very stylish <3
>>219503020i think the two of them are switches
s3 would have been a waste of time without burt
>>219503010>>219502982>>219502519nice samefag troon but nobody is falling for this >>219502970Peter Thiel gave Jet a lot of money she's not leaving anytime soon.
how has burt been shitting and pissing stuck in there?
>burt had sex with greg Two of my all time hated people on this show so it checks out actually
I miss her so much bros
Why are they still keeping him in the room? Just release him at this point.
>>219503048he didn’t want to say the other word
>>219503048>>219503054He’s right
>>219502990>he and Drake aren't gayI like how you tried to sneak Drake in there. Bashir was only talking about himself not being gay.
>>219503048He's right about that but he's underestimating the twins
>>219502577Blane is 50-80
>>219503054thats drakes opinion on most of them
>umm... I don't think so...Drake just fumbled HARD.
>>219503077he has a tiny supply closet bathroom
>>219502990That was funny though. Fags like you would run this show worse than Jet does lmao
>tts told james drake to stop distracting burt from making gooworst paypigs of all season
Circa Survive girlwhat happened there
>>219503025Kek. Now post the Draco one handed spar webm. I think Draco could have heemed Alex with 1 hand.
>>219502979They correctly predicted it would 3-4x their TTS profits until the end and got over it.
>>219503081wait what?????????
Didn't watch S3 so I just took your word that Burt sucked, but he actually seems pretty funny. Am I missing something?
>Uhm, I don't think so...James...
>>219502995>>219503011I'm solely anti-Jet, but being anti-Letty is in the same sphere, so I'm being genuine that I like Carolina.
>>219503070Retarded yes, but a better person.
>BURT: 100%
>>219503086It’s funny
>>219503070It's because he's confused that every time he tries to be genuine, his off-putting demeanor makes everybody instantly think he's doing some big-brained manipulation tactic lol
>>219503044Nothing will change your miserable life.
>>219503086No. Keep him locked up and making goo
My biggest test of will is making it through the rest of the season without driving to the house and shooting Laura in the head
>>219503105its stops the loop its not even a bad thing and james drake chooses his own path tts aint got shit on the dragon *RAAWR*
Listening to Drake is exhausting>fake niceness>''haha''>talking in a higher softer voice>the moment Bashir isn't anywhere near him:>''OK LISTEN HERE BASHIR IS MANIPULATIVE, HEY HEY! BURT BURT! BASHIR IS GAY HEY WE SHOULD RAPE BASHIR HEY HEY HE MANIPULATED YOU''It's all so exhausting. He isn't trying to have fun with Burt, he doesn't care about trying to find out anything about him, it's all just this seething shit and manipulating people
>no measuring cups or scales on the goo mixing stationhow will they ensure a consistent product??? why would you just give them a scale at the packing station???
Jet is really going to let Bingo sleep her way to victory.
>>219502897Burt fatigue is real but I still can admit he was an insane find and I legit don't understand how on earth he was a replacement, like who could be more interesting for Fishtank?
>>219503112Burt is a literal schizo autist who jerks off on camerahe's preem content
>>219503048 Bashir has called both Landon and the twins stupid
>>219503083They hired SO MANY people for s3 it's crazy. It actually felt like a professional production before it all fell apart
>>219503112the show sucked, burt was goldgolden burt
>>219503128based
kill all laura simps that want two little nigger children with brown eyes
>>219503112He was easily the best part of the season, people were just disgusted by him being a degenerate faggot who jerked off all the time. Which yeah, true. But most people just switched the cameras when he would do that shit
>>219503112its all an act
>>219503092He was defending Drake too when TTS called him gay.>>219503105They're scared of Drake talking to him for too long and letting Burt find out he's gay.
>>219503025
>>219503130Okay thanks for sharing
>>219503137Landon is legitimately 80 IQ top
>>219503119You just said it’s a shame she’s a loving mother so you better watch your mouth
>>219503131its priced inear out
Bashir isn't going to go with anything Burt and Bliccy say/do, it's going to just be infinite no no that's not true ramble ramble instead of just going with the fun. Which is funny because isn't that what he wants fishtank to be?
>>219503093The twins are mentally children, they can be unexpectedly clever in the same way a child can but they're still children.
>>219503130like he is on a show to win 50k and he is playing to winits not my favorite style always but im glad he is doing it and staying the hardest
>landon following vimp around
>>219503115What did he ask?
>>219503048He’s right
>>219503125No, it's because Drake has been insisting from day one that Bashir is manipulating everyone.
>landon following vimp around the houseWe've created a monster
>>219502982bliccy is kino. she wasn't at the top of her game in bitchtank (she got raped) but she still mogged
>>219503167reminder he wanted to throw burt out
Keeping Burt behind a door like the Onceler is great and should be expanded on. He should never directly interact with the cast, but be an environmental feature like a gay oracle. Give him his corkboard already
>>219503176bitch better give him a new nuke
>NOOOOOO JAMES CANT SAY THAT NOOOOOOYou guys are so gay
>bashir: he harasses people and shitBurt? No he doesn't.
>>219503086>>219503127My idea for Season 5 was to have a separate room for Burt, soundproofed and away from the fish, but in the same house. He gets basically a monitor like mints has and can watch everything, but cannot communicate with the audience outside of them giving TTS. He gets a whiteboard or a detective cork board thing, and other stuff like maybe spy tools. And so people can just spam TTS at him and he can accuse people of being gay for 30 days.
>>219503167Yeah, bashir is boringHe needs to learn to go with the flow and have a bit of fun, play into bits instead of being a narcissistic retard
Yay Bashir has so much meta knowledge, this is so cool!!
>>219503187oh god he really is
im making the plushy room in the closet of the dorm you are all invited but entry is only allowed if you come with your plushycya there anons
landon's a whipped bitch
>>219503144I could be there in 3 hours so it’s pretty enticing especially when she opens her mouth and says literally anything I really hope her life is shit after this and she is endlessly trolled online and ends up being 500 lbs again
>>219503133If you think that the twins have a chance against James Drake and Bashir you're as dumb as Blane and as gay as JD
>>219503185or becaus, you know, he is actually a manipulator
>>219503169You're underestimating them too lol they definitely have qualities like that but they seem pretty intelligent about some things
landon is so fucking pathetic
>>219503137And he's right, what's your point? Bashir would say it to their faces if asked, Drake will act like their best friend and then talk shit behind their backs.
>>219503198He harassed Connor and Alex B
Bashir is overcoming his religious ocd homophobia and it's beautiful
>>219503176>>219503187he's her girlfriend now
>uhhh I wanted burt gone because hes mean on twittersuch a pussy lol
He will not leave her side
>>219503217you have to go back
>>219503198
>>219503198burt is a psycho
>this is eyebrow talking in mints voicethis is the best tts bit lmao
>>219503222>connor and alex blol
>>219503180Something about wanting his black cock
>>219503187she wanted to go talk to burt together, anon...
Why is Vimp shadowing Landon now? Was Bashir dumped?
>>219503162I said it's a shame she was a single mom, because it's indicative of poor decisions.
>>219503236lel
Why isnt Burt making goo?
>>219503198On Twitter, he said.
why does this house have a bathroom connected to every bedroom in the house??
Goddammit Landon...
>>219503195noooooo don't use the vimp nuke on me noooo my mouth is open it will get in my mouth i would hate that stop now dude
>>219503212>and ends up being 500 lbs againthis will 100% happen
>>219503239oh no not a dm!!!! wahhh wahhh
>>219503198He's joking but yes he does
>What’s your female name?What did Burt mean by this?
>>219503236Eyes on the prize nigga
>>219503251he can't multitask
Landon is pathetic lmao
>>219503248Just attention whore stuff
>>219503253>harassing>on twitterkek
god landon is such a weak whipped bitch
>>219503262tts said she's a femboy
>>219503173None of this shit he has done has helped him win. It just makes him hard to listen to. When Bashir was next to him he was so friendly and so nice to Burt and the second Bashir is out of sight the only thing Drake cares about is trying to use Burt against Bashir, something that doesn't make sense. It's unhinged. After he got Burt to accept that Bashir is manipulative, he has planted the seed and he immediately lost all interest in talking to Burt.Every interaction with Drake is like this. It's psychotic.
>>219503273>duuuude that's vile!!!>thank god he isn't a contestant anymore
>>219503273
>>219503125>>219503185Why attempt correct that anon when you're making the same point? Bashir's behavior can be off putting and other cast have leveraged that to turn people against him.
landon just gets mindraped by any alt pussy that gives him attention it's sad
>>219503248its the other way around idiot
>>219503217You've gotta be a true midwit to believe that
>>219503273He was doing this same shit with Binx, Vimp slept in a bed with him so he isn't letting her out of his sight.
why is landon out of uniform
>bliccy is here:O!!>dumbgay is going to latch onto her and she will do nothing:(
Vimp gets autists to follow her around like lonely puppies
rare vimp laugh
>>219503236I wouldn't either
>>219503273cope
Is Landon a trad husband?
>>219503112Gets old after 10 days, gets funny again when he starts playing characters
>>219503285wow its almost like someone is interesting rather than cucking content and diffusing drama
>gets dumped by Blue Vimp>now hovers around Red VimpLittle tiger Nub is STRAINING
>>219503292no shit he's an ugly retard
looking at that cock
Foreshadowing
>>219503249Shit happens incel maybe her children were in a bad position and she stepped up as a wonderful mother and made sure they can have better lives, an orphan like you wouldn’t understand
landon needs to be hounded by burt
>Vimp is mean girl bullying Burt while Landon laughs trying to feel like one of the "cool kids"I hope Burt actually rapes Landon.
>>219503248Landon's the one following her around. Vimp revealed last night that she's still on Bashir's side, and she's actively trying to get Landon on the twins' side to balance the teams
>>219503317as trad as it gets
>>219503010What’d she do other than troll the band
landon became a freeloader 2 minutes after being eliminated lol
>anissa>binx>vimpI dont blame landon, I couldnt help myself either
>>219503187>>219503176Well she's the last one who talked to him. Send a TTS to the golem if you want him to do something.
vimp the two faced slut
>>219503316kek Landon has now been closer to women than 90% of you fags lmao
>Vimp now telling Burt that Bashir is gayShe is NOT a good woman.
>>219503112he didn't suck he was just super gay and it got annoying after a while but he was still the best one there
>vimp telling burt bashir has a crush on him
Bashirbros.... why would Vimp say that...
>>219503342she's funny
Anything happen this morning? Is it another freeloader that only targets Bashir?
>vimp told burt that bashir has a crush on himthese hoes ain't loyal
>>219503333CHECKING THOSE QUADS LANDON BRO I KNOW YOU RESPECT YOUR MOTHER LOVE FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!
dropped vimp... inb4 2 hours later when she says it was an epic ruse and she's playing le both sides
>>219503353she is telling the truth though?
What are the chances Bongo gets more obese in the foreseeable future?
BAD WOMEN
>Tell Burt there's a secret hidden plotline in season 5 no one has figured out yet>Give him this stuff>Give him the power to bring people to confessional for interrogation
>>219503353Shes a GREAT woman
The Bashimp ship sunk days ago, keep up losers
burt forgot he had to go take a piss aka jerking off in the bathroom off cam
Oh, it's another "everyone in the tank dogpiles on Bashir again" day. How exciting.
Vimpbros? Why is she setting Burt on Bashir?
LANDON AND BASHIR SPITROASTING VIMP
>>219503366I agree but I wanted to know if I missed good bliccy content
Her smile is beautiful
>I have to shit talk you but it's strategy>I have to cuck you but it's strategy>I have to make the black man rape you but it's strategy
It's funny how scared bashir is of burt.
In case people are not aware, Vimp has met Burt before. She was with Binx at Twitchcon when they met up with Burt and hung out.
>>219503112Luckily, you'll experience max 7 days of him.42 days will have you cool the fuck off on him
>>219503390landon dick is too strong
bad womancooled down on vimp
>>219503219Landon needs an autistic girlfriend who TOPS
>Twins>James Drake>Bashirwhat are the autism rankings of the remaining contestants?
>>219503375why is your opinion of her tied to bashir
>>219503279I'm just stating what he said
>>219503334After my dad got killed, my mother already being estranged for a decade, the old coroner lady said it was like I was an orphan. It made me almost laugh cause of the Curb episode where Larry said you can't be an orphan as an adult when Funkhauser's parents died.
>>219503381the gay queer files
Does Bashir have a single ally left?
Vimp wants to push Burt onto Bashir so she can stop having to deal with either haha
>>219503241rope
>>219503389He's this season's Letty if you haven't picked up on it by now
the villain and his ghoul attached to the hip
>>219503390her loyalty is rng
>>219503361She's a Miami whore doing sexual favors for Binx and probably being pimped out by her and she unironically has a black boyfriend named Knoswal.
>le sidesim all for friendtank but who cares what they say, if i was a fish id rather them tell burt im gay rather than having milk poured on my clothes. its funny. bash will be ok.
>>219503375Anyone who fell for that shit is retarded.
NOOOOOO SAAR HOW CAN SHE SAY
why does everything revolves around bashir
Bingo is a dumb cunt with no friends!
vimp w
Is Burt still bisexual or is he fully gay now?
>>219503413>twins8/10>drake0/10>bashir5/10
>the more you forbid it, the more I'm into it
>>219503414because bashir is the main character and i only liked her because she sided with the easy choice of dog piling the person everyone hates
VIMP MOCKING BASHIRS RELIGION
>Bashir rejected my advances
What is Laura reading?
>>219503361Its funny to tease virgins and it would make content for the most religious guy to get burt'd
>>219503273if i was handholdless virgin that just got cuddles i'd be doing the same thing
>>219503389wtf do u think burt is going to do
>>219503413that was very cole coded
>ritual cleansing after touching a woman did he actually?
>>219503413twins are slightly autistic, bingo is nerfed by scarred brainbashir is that hyper-focus autism type mindraped by religionjames drake is a normal well balanced man
>>219503437he's the main character
>>219503437He's the main character
>>219503437main character
>>219503112People think he's a bad person because he's hypersexual, gay and predatory. Regardless of that he is extremely hilarious and there's a reason S3 was "The Burt Show" for the second half
Seethe bashtards
>>219503423Bashir only responds to things done by others, Nina make things happen. Also Nina is much more interesting and charming
>>219503381they did that on s3
>burt thinks vimp is a tranny
>>219503450why wouldn't she?
>>219503431>it's funnyidk man after the 500th TTS saying a contestant has a crush on burt or is secretly gay it gets old
>even with burt, bashir is still the main thing being talked about
>>219503112Imagine this EXACT SAME conversation, but for 16 hours a day, for 42 days straight.It got exhausting, to say the least.
my suzy stox converted to vimp
>>219503458You think production aren't going to let him out when they realise all he's going to do is try and kiss Bashir?
>>219503437Main character. Man in the arena.
Does Burt fart all the time because he’s gay or because of all his meds?
>>219503449not* siding
>>219503437Protagonist
>vimp still mad she wasn't groped
>>219503448Society FORCED Burt to cum in that shoe by telling him not to
>>219503461yeah muslims have to do some ritual before they can prey if they touch a woman
>>219503451So she admits they were advances
>>219503485They've met before, he is an actor in case you dont know
>>219503285i see your point at the and and i feel you he does come across as strangely evil its oddthe strategy and gameplay moves are solid though
>>219503437
>>219503437he is literally the main character, it's the simple
>>219503482lol
>>219503400its funny how (you) autists suck at reading people. BASHOR THE MANIPULATOR!
>>219503112There Will Be BurtGhostburtersBatburt ReturnsRoboburtSpaceburt BurtersGoodburtersBurtwars: A New BurtThe Burtrix
>>219503437Most interesting guy. Because of the way he is he draws the ire of everybody.
>/ftl/ now hating on vimp because she is not glazing bashirmy god dudes. holy fuck this is literally worse than the letty vs josie fandom from s1. fucking faggots lmao
main character eating unbothered
Wait so bashir is actually gay?
>>219503478we already know she's still on his side lol she just likes shit talking him
>>219503461Devout Muslims have to perform ablutions when touching women who aren't their wife or whatever before praying. Bashir is particular about it because he finds it annoying/is OCD.
>>219503482I was saying he's the heel in a way you could relate, not that he was literally Letty
>>219503483Its funny how he put Sam and Ben at the top, and put Jet on the same level as Vance and Luka
>>219503505>BethCan you blane him?
vimps revenge for bashir not fucking her
>>219503504>production told me to
>>219503483I'm aware. Do it again. It's one of his strongest plotlines.
Bongo is joining her sister for a nap! Sweet dreams sweet Bongo!
i was right that vimp is mad that bashir didn't fall for her evil woman magic
>>219503437too annoying.
>>219503461Bashirs mom instilled all her Islamic OCD into him
>>219503523Yes.This was her only worth
>>219503437moses
Okay guys I get it, I love VimpVimp is a great woman!!!
>bashir is actually the good guy and james drake is the villain
>>219503497nah i dont think about guys kissing lol
>>219503431its not like this changes his chances to win so it isn't really unfair or anything. its just kinda old at this point that he is the ONLY target in the entire housejames drake is literally homosexual and has admitted to "conversion". that is way funnier than pretending bashir's muslim autism is because hes secretly gay
>>219503505>>219503461They do the same when they touch a dog by the way. This bitch I knew had to go outside and "wash" her hands with dirt. Fucking absurd.
>>219503420Allah and cigs
>>219503523The only value Vimp had was when she was on Bashir's side for the candy challenge due to her autism. Now that's over she's just another boring longhouse whore, how many of those do we fucking need this season?
>>219503523nobody's doing that
Someone in here said Bashir has religious OCD, I'm kinda starting to believe it.
>>219503418Condolences bro a life without a wonderful mother is a hard thing, my best friend died of cancer and his shit mom didn’t even go to his funeral or respond to him after his diagnosis because he wanted to live with his put together and normal dad when he turned 18
>>219503555how can this be true when he was about to cheat on his girlfriend with letty
>>219503552We've been telling you the whole time.
>>219503560this
>>219503523At least s1 losers were simping for girlsNow they're simping for a mudslime
>>219503420Never did
>>219503304Good. They can both die and no one would give a shit.
Vimp is smart, she knows production hates Bashir so she's playing their game to make sure she gets paid and Bashir stays on the show, she's mad crushing on him still, screencap this, we'll talk in the offseason when they go to Japan together
>>219503523it's just hotter binx now, nothing more
We need Based Burt or Dark Burt to make an appearance this season.
>>219503558literally
>>219503565Except for the 2 guys that replied before you
>no but actually vimp is on bashir’s side
>>219503130>nooooo you can't just make tactical quick plays and setups!! you have to talk down at an autist for an hour until they agree with you just to get you to shut up!
>>219503568he couldn't have been more clearly repulsed without physically removing her from the roomyou are autistic
>>219503552bashir is chaotic good james drake is neutral evil
>>219503552where u been nigga??
>wash vimp is evilMaybe Bashir should have been less gay with Vimp and she would be on his side still
>>219503523I don't really care about vimp. I was impressed she stuck by Bashir despite everyone else in the house hating him for the candy challenge. She saved him from elimination so if she wants to do her own thing now then who cares?
>>219503552Everyone knows this is true, retard
>>219503556i thought the dog stuff would be the breaking point of leftards, especially female ones, over-tolerance of anything mudshits do, but in the few places this is starting, they are literally doing mental gymnastics about why this is a good thing.
>>219503523Its so funny how fickle /ftl/ is. they spent all day on the show glazing her and now they hate her.
>>219503552they're both good guys.
>[black/white] queer maleI sigh every time
>>219503461No, he is just performative for the handheld cameraHe has touched women in the house plenty of times and didn't do that afterwards
>>219503552Only took you 25 days...
>>219503584this but gold burt
>>219503597>with this casual pose people wont know I'm staring directly at her ass
>>219503560She's doing big brained plays you just don't see it. She's trying to balance the teams and is actively trying to get everybody to team up against James Drake
>>219503523She's boring now
They need to sneak some of Bashir’s clothes or something in there so he can start sniffing them
Cuckshir
>>219503587They’re right btw
HAHAHA THIS GUY IS GAY AND THAT GIRL IS TRANSHAHAHA ANOTHER GUY AND GIRL, GUESS WHAT THEY'RE GAY AND TRANSTHIS IS THE HEIGHT OF HUMOR AND NO OTHER JOKES EXISTHOMOSEXUALITY HAHhaHHAHASHDJKFHAHHAHAHAHDFHSKJAHDSKHAHAHAHAHA
>>219503552>muslim>good guy
>>219503220I would rather have Drake tell me to my face to make my own decisions and then say that behind my back than Bashir tell me I'm retarded and not shut up until I agree to do what he wants.
did benleaks have a funny reaction to burt returning
>>219503636hes wearing his clothes
>>219503523we're all just having fun i think
>>219503555it was literally a mission given to him by letty to come out as ex-gay
vimp is a good woman
>>219503639so go hangout with them, faggot
>>219503644they will call you gay for this
>>219503644>wahh wahhh leave my mudshit alone
>>219503523I don't HATE her. But I hate seeing women that I like hang out with people that I hate. So I have cooled off on her significantly.
>>219503582Crushing? Probably not. But thinks he's interesting because he wasn't raised in the US and speaks three languages and knows some Russian
>>219503552yeah no shit
>>219503552Always has been
>>219503645Yes.
>>219503597>>219503605boy is TRANSFIXED
>>219503649he posted his penis
>>219503612Wow opinions change with new information. Genius observation retard
>>219503523I'm still pro-vimp
>>219503660hahahahaha cope bashtranny
>>219503654I know i am, the rest of you fags... i have my doubts.
>>219503552i proudly root for the villain
>>219503048Coming from the guy who's job it is not to think for himself. Really makes you think
>>219503652He’s wearing Bashir’s clothes? When did that happen?
>>219503538>godless heathens assume he's looking at her tits>he's looking at the Satanic symbol around her neck
>>219503664What?
>>219503677TRANS
>>219503587yeah kids watch this show too
The nicest thing about seeing Burt again is he’s the only one this season who knows how to respond to TTS. He actually talks to it like it’s a person which is funnier than Alex B screaming or everyone else ignoring it.
>>219503536I'll touch beth
>>219503655he said it in like week 1 dude. he admitted he "used to" be gay
>>219503648James never said anything to their face though
warming up 2 burt icl
>>219503644this but unironically.being gay will always be abnormal and humorous to normal people
>>219503597his dick is going all the way down his pants, damn
>>219503420still vimp as revealed last night
QRD on this stance?
>Do you have a vagina? >Do you mensurate?
For me? It's Saved by the Sexy Cowboy
>>219503552>everyone dogpiles on Bashir for the 80th time and can't stop talking about him>wait is Bashir actually the good guy?Did you ride the short bus to school?
>at least back then
>>219503587:O this would be so poggies
>>219503701I like when girls are kinda fat like beth
bam's instagram live from yesterdayhttps://gofile.io/d/UAzefv
Bashir is my self insert because he is an autistic 30 year virgin and I imagine myself being with Vimp because she was on Bashir's team during the candy challenge. I will lose my shit completely and chargeback everything I spent on Bashir fishtoys if he gets eliminated. I might even kill myself.
>>219503437Main character.
>>219503645Holy shit that shot is kinoWas that Vance on the camera?
>>219503648That's a perfectly valid opinion anon, it just means you prefer two-faced manipulators over annoyingly honest autists.
vimp kinda rocks but she should never touch another musical instrument again
>burt pressing Landon on his homosexual behaviorBased
>>219503716Lesbian biker stance.
>>219503708What does icl mean?
>>219502676i miss head
>>219503587Wanting to kick out any freeloader is gay, I hate forced door eliminations and they should never be a part of fishtank. Also Burt is a harmless faggot and should be an obstacle he has to deal with if he wants to 50k
Landon fucking sucks so bad.>it doesn't mean I'm gayYes it does, Landon. Burt is going to fucking wipe that cocky smile off your face in a way Ben didn't, and you won't forget it half as quick as you learned Ben's lesson.
People don't mess with the twins because they're autistic females and they don't mess with Drake because he's fit, that's why they focus on Bashir. When push comes to shove, Bashir delivers, and that's what will happen in the final challenge where he will win. If Vimp doesn't want to be part of the winning team then fuck her, she's a fucking ugly whore anyways.
HE HAS NEVER EVEN HAD ANAL WITH A GIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>219503590She literally is you autist she's just annoyed at Bashir because he's fucking annoying. She wants him to be better
this nigger wouldnt last a day in the ghost politics community
>>219503708fakeleaks he’s never awake this early
>>219503705you're a schizo, this never happened, and if it did, how are you the only person to remember
reminder that binx said she wanted to fuck burt on day 1 of famous house
>>219503731That was Richard. If it was Vance it would be a closeup on the twins pacing.
>>219503731Don’t remember but James walks up to the door like that and says “here’s Johnny!” it was in fact kino
>>219503748
wish i was joking
I’m only 22 my guy
I'm convinced Landon is gay now
I think i get why i hate drake with a passion. He is the reminds me of the guy who pushed me against the lockers in HS, literally locked my in a bathroom stall (no one heard me yelling for like 4h), then 20 year later at a high school reunion instead of apologizing started telling all these embarrassing stories about me to my wife.
time is the ultimate magician they say
Burt is actually the second most sex-obsessed contestant in fishtank, after Nigger Nina
landon should just go back to bed jesus christ
>Do girls flirt with me>Yeah they doHe's thinking of Laura, Binx, and Vimp.
Imagine not having had sex by 22 haha..
>>219503645>this nigga still thinks muslims did 9/11
uldimid madishen
time is the ultimate matician they say
>>219502596are you stupid? for money, he made them 200-300k during s3
Oh yeah Landon definitely has a crush
>>219503729No that’s me and all of my islam brothers
>>219503764>fails lie detector for BBC
When does claire show up?
>>219503708>>219503771
>>219503645good shot. our vance is growing.
>time is the ultimate magicianLandon
>>219503612it was literally just bashir self inserters
Burt asking the important questions.
>oh, okay>oh, um>oh, interesting>okay, um
my guy
>>219503739I miss getting head
>>219503784he should just leave honestly. him following around every girl that talks to him just gets more and more pathetic
>>219503644>im transthat's literally bl1ccy's only joke.
>>219503780>>219503800Time is the ultimate matitian.
>>219503560I think her thought process in making Burt think he's gay is the opposite of Drake's. She thinks if Burt likes Bashir he'll be his golem like he was for Binx. That or she just thinks it's funny. Her other stuff doesn't seem very anti Bashir as it's only helped him by pushing landon and twins from Drake.
Landon's thinking is going to doom him to a life of abject misery. Girls do not think this way. There is no special moment. They just ride the current vibe of whatever moment they are in If a girl offers to kiss you, take the deal.
>>219502596Burt understands how to respond to TTS. He’s made the most money out of any individual person in the history of the show from TTS.
>bashir is the heelwhat the fuck has he done thats heelish? hes literally a nice but autistic guy
i probably have a combined total of 3 hours of lifetime irl vagina exposure
>>219503784he is completely useless unless he's drunk
Landon sure can form one hell of a sentence
>>219503749buhahahhaha
>>219503812It can't be more pathetic than carrying anisas feces in a cup for days be real
>>219503821You might be a bigger coper than the people who think Drake is cool.
So is this all Burt is?
After this is over, what are revisionist S5fags going to cite as "kino content" from this season?
>>219503645kino, the s5 episodes are going to mog s2 and s3 episodes
>>219503785kek probably
>>219503826>IM THE STAR OF THE SHOW!
>>219503826Autistic but narcissistic and takes himself too seriously
"IF THERE WEREN'T CONSEQUENCES I WOULD PROBABLY KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN" -real quote from burt
is bliccy still there?
>>219503771what does icl mean?
I don't think Burt would actually rape. He's just an autist with a fucked up hyper fixation
>>219503706Yeah he did, Landon would come to him earlier on in the show more often asking for advice, Drake would explain how he felt, and when Landon who is extremely indecisive and begs people to tell him what to do asked Drake what to do Drake said "you need to think for yourself and make your own decisions." and left it at that, he doesn't brow beat them and talk down to them even if he thinks they're retarded, he treats them like an equal person, and how you treat people is more important than what you say about them.
landon is so naturally funny
>>219503749>>219503821it gets to a point
>>219503785Sad
>>219503826annoying preachy faggot larper who gave up on praying days ago
>>219503844Literally the greatest screenshot in /ftl/ history
Based BVRT saving the show frHey jet imma buy a season pass
>>219503826It's because he's the good guy but is insanely off-putting and annoying. It's seemed to have completely confused all the people in the house and the audience
>>219503826Narcissistic Personality
>>219503870Burt can't rape his muscles are all fake.
>>219503785grim
>>219503860Everyone has had homicidal thoughts before
>>219503827For me it's less than 5 minutes
>>219503872Bongo said the same
Cluster TTS
>Landon just told Burt he might be attracted to himIt's fucking OVER.
>>219503727New wigger!!
>>219503878Jet won that fight
>Landon are you attracted to me?>Well, if I were a woman...Landon no
>>219503867i can't lie
>>219503844Twins drawingBashir prayingLandon cleaning It’s like the Wire
>>219503871This is what people don't get. I like both Drako and Bashir and I don't think they are evil at all.
>the threads have become nothing but James and Bash fanboys going to war over whose fish is betterYou fags keep calling this season shit, but /ftl/ hasn't been this invested in a Final 2 since S1.
>>219503872Yeah, I'm surprised he doesnt have a gf, even an ugly one
>>219503911oh ok cool
>>219503844revisionism is part of fishtank. just look at the s2 people who think it's the greatest thing ever made
Burt absolutely mogging that faggot furfaggot janitor called Landon
>everybody ITT missed the Vimp reveal last night and we're right back to people thinking everybody is just sucking off Bashir when we say she's still on his sidethis is the most annoying part of this being a 24/7 show
>>219503850Where is the lie
>>219503716>start suckin
WOW... interesting
>>219503915Im a Limp shipper
>>219503871>Look man here's how I feel: Bashir is evil, he manipulates you and he will murder you in your sleep tonight. Okay now make your own decision, bye.I wonder what Landon will decide hmmmm
>>219503512It's not solid at all. It's some insane cutthroat psychotic reality TV shit but without a purpose. If Drake wanted Bashir gone he could have just told other people what he wants. Just tell them to rush his candy and get him out, just do it. Bashir would be gone.Instead Drake does this manipulation shit with no purpose, just putting ideas in people's heads and turning them on Bashir and then doing nothing with that.
>>219503843Yes. All of his 160 IQ spent solely on jr high gay jokes
>>219503913You don't understand that Drake is evil because you are retarded.
is moldova acatually being hit by russia or ukraine rn?
>get Burt horny LOLZZZZ
why are landon and vimp having fun while bashir looks miserable
I want a tard offDaniel, landon aryeh
>landon TTS said you're attracted to me?>if i was a womanthe fuck?
>>219503915worst production has ever been. the cast is pretty cool
>>219503939nah
>if I was a girlLandon wants to FUCK Burt
landon...
NOT BI!!!!!!!
why would landon say that
>>219503924what reveal nigger
Landon isn't being a very convincing straight man
let’s just admit that out the window
>>219503915I've been focused on other stuff, is it finally interesting enough to tune back in or is it still kickslop nontent?
>>219503942Bashir hates having fun.
vimp thinks moldova is being bombed
>>219503915Shinji was completely checked out and everybody but three simps hated Tayleigh and then on S3 people hated Binx because she didn't attack the drag queen guy and Burt was loved but also hated by a lot of people. I think a Fred/Direnc finale could've been amazing too but we'll never know.
>>219503942bashir wants to control the narrative but is cucked by vimp
>>219503906>Jet wo-ACK
Binx status?
>>219503915>final 2Isn't there two people you forgot about?
>>219503939Neither. They have a weird, unrecognised rump state that borders Moldova and Ukraine that might trigger a war, though (Transnistria)
>>219503924>Vimp lies to everyone in the house but she's totally on Bashir's side because... she told Bashir she wasI've got a bridge to sell you, man.>>219503936He's terrified of people figuring out he's the bad guy.
>>219503778>>219503778yup he is the proto bully. that's why 4/5 fan sites hate him.
>>219503943Daniel is to boring
>>219503942he probably doesnt want to fuck with burt and play into his psycho its wrong idk
vimpshir
>>219503942He wants to talk to Burt.
>>219503942he takes himself and things too seriouslyhe is genuinely a boring sperg
>>219503821There was some moment they wanted him to go after Alex but he couldn’t do it because he was in love with him or something like that.
I can admit when a man looks good, let’s get that out the window, I’m not gay or bisexual though
>>219503956that she's been on bashir's side the whole time and is actively trying to turn landon, the twins, and bashir against james drake
>>219503943landon mogs
>>219503915It’s not the final 2, there’s still the twins left and they’ll win.
gaytank fatigue
landon is breaking in!
>>219503915there literally hasn’t been a final 2 since season 2
>>219503943Landon would run laps around DanielDaniew is actually mentally retarded
>>219503942He was already talking with burt for an hour and burt is a broken record
>>219503975nobody here is talking about the twins and they're clearly not going to make the final 2 lol
friends :)
>>219503942he already spoke with burt and is just listening to the new convo
landon is a real celhe needs an honest woman and stay far away from that twitter orbiter attention whore that is really bad
>>219503507she's making shit up to make Burt think he's gay
>>219503978She told everybody but James Drake and Laura that so we'll see what happens faggot
>>219503970Why are you so obsessed with Jet?
>>219503938Drake is a good looking normie that just wants to win, he treats people as equals but he really really wants to win and will do anything to do it, he never said the opposite. Bashir is a bit too uptight and pretentious and he does sound condescending even when he probably doesn't want to, but I believe he actually cares about everyone and would want Fishtank to be something more.
>>219503701Beth raided that "Jakoff" fishtank orbiter and restreamer with 20 viewers when he had 200~. Then blew up his phone for 30 minutes begging to get on a call with him. He refused to answer because he did a poll and people voted "fuck no" to giving her air time.Finally 30 minutes later after still blowing up his phone he called her back and she was incredibly boring and lame like "um why are you calling" "you called me" "oh I duno nothing" being unfunny and making boring small chat while chat said how much she sucks, and both him and chat called her out for only interacting when he has 200+ viewers.The guy is a braindead fag himself but god Beth is fucking pathetic.
This Goofactory sucks
aperture just leaked on the 'cord that him and the rest of the sardinebros are coming tonight
>>219504014theyre a good duo
>>219504014how does he even look at her, i would throw up
>>219503822Landon thinks girls flirt with him, purely based on Laura, Binx, Anissa and Vimp. It's brutal. That monkey spit hoe is gonna make him rope
>>219503964They are ww3 happened
Burt is making no goo Mints’s gay video is meaningless as well as all the set up for this room this shit could just be a normal room
zero goo is being made
>>219504014that's fucked up
>>219503915
>>219504021>Why are yo-ACK
>>219503844Landon and Drake’s raid of Bashir’s fortBashir first elimination Blane finding the mail in ballotsJD’s gf* arriving in the robot It’s like Breaking Bad…
>>219503935I get the feeling you didn't watch from day 1
>>219503822>There is no special moment.some of us learn the hard way
lol what freak app was landon on that you needed credits to send a message?
>>219504021didn't know jet was an anime poster
Why do I normally find fat girls ugly but Bongo’s double chin is so erotic to me?
>>219504021He intentionally ruins a show that could be actually fantastic.
SEND THE MONKE KANG IN TO KILL THE MILK DUD
>>219504023In a sense they both want the same things but walk different paths. Revengence ending.
is the whole day gonna be people talking to burt through the door?
>the janitor tried bumbleLmao
Burt is right about TRT, it makes 4/10's look like 7's. Be wary of testosterone if you're a coomer, it'll make it 100x worse
>>219503850That's true
>landon and vimp laughing>bashir just stonefaced seething but still sitting there not enjoying himself
>>219504027just stick all the blacklisted into the goo room, shadi and claire included
aryeh is in the basement
twins deserve the goo room
>>219503959It's nontent. Basically the entire season exists purely because Vicky walked and Jet panicked for 5 minutes and called Bashir back into the house. He's the only one who does anything, whenever he's not on screen every other person in the house asks "where's Bashir?", they're trying to force a gay rivalry bit with Drake who is a failed actor because they want a boring normie to win.
>>219504027We will all be watching Sardine Tin Presents: Landon's Janny Weekend this summer.
>>219503721For me?It's New Calculator.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlX3hzunJDI>James Drake posted this 2 months before MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME PRESENTS WORLD PEACE aired on Adult Swim. He was 26 years old.
>>219504060thats parasocial love baby
>>219503860Note that even if there were no consequences, he would NOT kill men
>>219503862why did they stop doing Sam and Nick after dark? I thought it was pretty funny but they did have too many repeated guests
Landon self inserters are faggots, pedophiles and furfaggots. Holy shit
ear out bros eternally btfo'd
>>219503938none of the contestants left on this show are evil you are just mentally ill online
seeing vimp on her knees is doing something to me bros. good memories. haven't had sex in a while.
>>219503778Imagine letting people walk all over you.
BITCHTANK MENTIONED
>>219504014He can have her. Carolina has about had it
>>219504013when james drake gets eliminated through some contrivance and then bashir bows out for le honor i'll be here laughing at you
>>219504058Shitty scam ones with fake profiles and botted reviews that always sit at 3.9 starsThere's plenty of those
>>219504072He hates Burt but he's sitting there next to him listening to everything he says.Bashir truly is a cuckold, into humiliation rituals.
>>219503915way better than mindless simping
S5 had so many eras despite being 2 weeks less than previous seasons
its funny how much bashir hates burt
>>219504102Jet in his prime
>everyone talking to Burt>Bingo stimming with Vimp’s baby toy>Bongo drawing5 days left
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putting aryeh into the goo room with burt is a good bit I guess. now all they need is frank
>>219504024Was Jakoff the fat bearded guy with face and hand tattoos who hit his vape every 10 seconds?I had to watch that guy during S2 and he was fucking unbearable.
>>219504068No hook-up app is good. They're the worst kinds of women. I'd rather jerk off onto my belly than fuck a whore from those apps.
>>219504010Then why is he sitting there?
did letty ever finish washing bashirs clothes?
>>219503552I've been saying this since the first elimination. Bashir made a honest alliance and stuck to his word and left it in Drake's hands. But Drake was planning on betraying him. It was the most clear good vs evil shit. And every day it becomes more obvious.Everyone was pushing back but at this point the people still fighting back are just coping. Everyone will end this season knowing that Bashir was the good guy and Drake was the snake.
This is like one of those Fromsoft games conversations that you have exclusively with a creep through a door
>>219504060it's called being a pedophile
Bashir has kaffir fatigue
>>219504102kato rocks
>>219504072What else should be doing?
>I think the college education system makes people much more dumberfucking kek
>>21950397434
>>219504138They won't. Bashir is annoying and Drake looks cool and that's all that matters to the retards.
"college makes you much more dumber"
>>219504130zamn, I can jerk off to this. Thanks Burt!
>>219504031Landon is too autistic to feel intense social shame
>>219504110He doesn't hate Burt. He hates his lifestyle and aggressive sexpest would-be-rapist gay men. When he was talking to Burt solo he was extremely patient and kind and friendly for someone who "hates" Burt. He's said Burt in S3 and on twitter are very different and he didn't know who to expect.Also 100% guarantee if they let Burt out they will encourage him to try and sexually assault/harass Bashir.
>>219504146kato sent pictures of her pussy and tits to jet neptune
>>219504103This is how it works btw James needs to show his strength off by himself and she will be crazy proud of him
>>219504014I wish Laura left shorly after JD. she will be James' downfall
>>219504170that's Bongo
>>219503552We done been knowing this since day 1.
>>219504072He's keeping tabs on what others are feeding burt
I want Drake to win just because he's done the most
>>219504128No he's some skinny shoulder length hair glasses guy. He says he was "on Fishtank" but I'm pretty sure he just stream sniped them in Vegas.
>>219504174He's a mopey fag when he finds out she's got a bf it's gonna fuck with him
Vimp in confessional getting the twins to draw more gay Burt/Bash porn.
>>219504132True, every single one I've met up with was only good for one thing and they think I'm gonna put in effort to get it
>>219503821Unbelievable cope>the dumb slav thot is playing 5d chessNo, she's pissy that Bashir didn't hug her and she's talked shit about him to everyone when he's not around
>>219504197Yeah, I can tell from the big succulent ass and cute little pigtails
>>219502733factual
was there a point to the sauna other than blocking the camera
>>219504385Jet looked up retarded looksmaxxing shit and using a sauna was one of the tips so he just wants the sauna, but has nowhere to put it downstairs. The wiggers are the only ones using the sauna.
ntresin
Not even Bashir is stupid enough to think Vimp is still an ally
HOW CAN HE SMOKE
