it really does seem like there is no one left in hollywood who knows how to make a good movie. like an actual good movie, not a 6 or 7 out of 10.
>>219503473This was great WTF are you on about.Its a great movie.Lighthearted about a serious topic, good editing and flashbacks make sense even know they are out of order. They also dont impede the story at all.Its a wholesome broship AYYY movie.
I loved itnot many kinos being made that feel like a real celebration of lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmawn7WwS5I
went n seen it last night, just turn off your brain for a little bit and enjoy it.
it was reddit
>>219504051>turn off your brainIt is hard sci fi, you dont need to switch off unless you are a brainlet
>>219503620>Lighthearted about a serious topic, good editing and flashbacks make sense even know they are out of order. They also dont impede the story at all.>Its a wholesome broship AYYY movie.So exactly what anon said, some bullshit 6/10 except to retards like yourself
the timing of the astrophage showing up during the extremely limited course of human history is a contrivance that is hard to ignore
>>219504089i guess i just dont wanna overthink this stuff so i just disengage my brain you got a problem with that pal?
>>219504222No it is a solid well made 8-9.10 movie.Fun, entertaining, good story etc. All the things good movies should be.Go and watch your artfag shit and huff your own farts you pleb
>>219504354Yeah or you're a fucking retard, which is far more likely than a Lord&Miller directed movie about an Andy Weir book being an 8 or 9/10.
>>219504253No it's not, it's just chance. Life itself on this planet is a "contrivance" if you wanna be retarded about it. Plus there's parts in the book where Grace theorizes that astrophage as a life form might be connected to both life on Earth, on Erid and Tau-Ceti E.
>>219504424You clearly have not watched it and clearly dont have a bro like rockySo fuck you
>>219504089stop replying to bait you retarded subhuman nigger you are making this website worsekill yourself
>>219504722we dont know if life in general is or is not a contrivanceif the astrophage kills all life on the planet in something like 100, or even 1000 years, then its an astonishing contrivance that it happens to show up during human history even if it is correlated with life (in general) on earthnot to mention the fact that the astrophage is also a novel source of energy that empowers humanity to save itself from ityoure not wrong to say it is just chance but the odds are so cosmologically, vanishingly low that it is by definition a contrivance to make the story happen in the first place
>>219504997>we dont know if life in general is or is not a contrivanceexplain
>>219505239we dont know if life is common, rare, or entirely unique to earthand its likely we will never know
you cried over a rock
>>219503620>>219503898why are you so mad? I didn't say it was shit, I said it was okay.
>>219505377I know.
1h28min in and so far it's 100% reddit
this nigga so poor he's watching a telesync
he think I will waste some money (and time to go to the theater) to watch the flavor of the weekno, just no
>>219503473it's a decent movie released in 2026that alone makes it unforgettable
You’re not wrong. I’d argue the best films of last year capped out at like an 8/10. Its probably a mix of them playing it safe to try not to offend anybody and filmmakers aiming their sites lower at a general audience that is getting stupider by the TikTok.
babbys first sci-fi but a reddit slop
for now, it still doesn't beat Wake Up Dead Manthis movie is basically the martian 2.0 in term of structure and approach, so yes, 100% redditI will see if the rest of the movie can save it
>>219503473i thought it was awesome. the yt reactions are gonna hit like crack next month
>>219503473>it really does seem like there is no one left in hollywood who knows how to make a good movie. like an actual good movie, not a 6 or 7 out of 10.Watch more.
>>219509030you found this thread cringe, I found it fun that's why I'm happier than you.
okay, so since this thread actually got replies I will elaborate.what I liked>the general production design and visual effects, including rocky>gosling's performance>all of the sci fi stuff>grace's general character arcwhat I didn't like>the pacing. the first act fucking dragged. the last act fucking draaaaaager. it reminded me of many anime movies here there aren't any acts it's just random shit happening for 2 hours. I'm going to get called a retard for this but I don't care. I'm the general audience. you need to make movies for me.>all of the characters other than grace. they tried to speed run character and relationship work for the other characters and it didn't work and I didn't care. every second that dour german chick was on screen was torture. and then to top it off they have her sing a fucking harry styles song to try to make you think she's deep or whatever. well it didn't work and I fucking hate harry styles.>in general there were too many breaks to play fucking full pop songs. enough with that shit. I was never watching jurassic park and thinking "oh gosh this is good but I wish they would stop and play an elton john songs or something over a montage.">the ending was too happy. everyone got what they wanted and no one had to sacrifice anything.
>>219512676>the movie gets reeeeeeally fucking sappy towards the end. they were so desperate to tug on your heart strings that it started to feel artificial. I understand that you need to set up emotional stakes (especially for female audience members since they don't care about sci fi) but it was really too much. for fucks sake there were TWO rocky death fake outs. like come oooooon.>too many fucking flashbacks. I did not give a single shit about german lady and her diverse friends. they are not the interesting part of the movie. grace problem solving in space and building a relationship with a rock monster is the interesting part of the movie.
>>219504253You're right. He should have written a book about the astrophage arriving at Sol a million years before humans appeared on earth
>>219513250People averse to whismy are so gay
>>219512676>the ending was too happy. everyone got what they wanted and no one had to sacrifice anything.Grace literally sacrifices his return journey to Earth to save Rocky and the Eridians>>219513250>grace problem solving in space and building a relationship with a rock monster is the interesting part of the movie.The flashbacks have a genuine purpose in the book, that was sort of lost in the film
Why did the movie have to be so goofy?
>>219513505>Grace literally sacrifices his return journey to Earthno he doesn't. rocky says that they can send him back and then grace says "I'll think about it" and it's implied that he's perfectly content teaching eridian children and that in fact he might be happier on eridia than he was on earth.
>>219513389the movie weirdly didn't hold your hand with any of the science stuff but did hold your hand with the emotional stuff. it was like watching two different movies.
Imagine during that scene in Interstellar, that tars and coop go quipping and retorting each other while the tension is at its highest.That is what this movie is and it made the entire thing mediocre. First Man is better. Interstellar is better. This is mid and lebbit as FUCK
>>219513739>no he doesn't Well, he does, he sacrifices his return journey. He's going home, then he turns around to save Rocky, knowing he can't go home anymore. It's a direct contrast to when he was on Earth and refused to go on the ship, because he was a coward and "had nobody worth dieing for". Then he's grown as a person, is no longer a coward, and has something to die for.That he gets to teach on Erid is hardly him getting what he wanted, but it's bittersweet.The book does it better. He has to live on Erid in double gravity for 16 years eating meat harvested from himself, before they fix the Hail Mary for his return journey.
>>219503620Go back
>>219513623Pander to soilenials
>>219514043I didn't like interstellar at all. grace seems to quip to cover up the fact that he's kind of sad (because he's literally me) and rocky only makes one joke the entire film.
Feel like the movie wouldve been better if one of them died
>>219514153>He has to live on Erid in double gravity for 16 years eating meat harvested from himself, before they fix the Hail Mary for his return journey.damn that's brutal
I can't believe they got the AT&T girl on it.
>>219514565They gave her almost zero screen time.
>>219515135I know, and no booba. I was just surprised to see her.
>>219514450yeah
>>219503620wanted to agree with you and shit on OPbut OP is rightthis was nothing more than an above average entertaining SciFi slopa and everybody is loosing their fucking minds over itthat is the sad state of Jewsthey were great oncegood riddance
>>219514565and COMPLETELY hid her giant khazaar milkers,then made her do the dumbest russian accent since Florence Piuuu
>>219504082thiswasn't bad, wasn't great. just okay.
>NOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE QUIPS AND SNARK EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE GLOOMY AND MISERABLE LIKE ME NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219503620NTA, but this movie was just more pure faggotry from people who can't conceive of a better future anymore. It isn't sci-fi without hope for a better future, that is its entire purpose as a genre, to inspire wonder at the possibilities many years from now. Instead of interstellar diplomacy, green space princesses in lycra or humanity fuck yeah moments, we get a limp-dick loser teacher being sent into space by brownoids to team up with an ugly alien and un-fuck space. I honestly don't know what they were thinking, the entire premise is just not that great. There's no wonder or upbeat feelings to be had here.
>>219503620>Lighthearted about a serious topicthat's dumb
>>219504253because it's a bioweapon created by another alien species to attempt to wipe out any other alien lifelook up dark forest theoryit's basic game theory>>219504722>astrophage as a life form might be connected to both life on Earth, on Erid and Tau-Ceti E.bingo>>219504997see above
how did rocky understand gosling and how did gosling surmise that rocky used echolocation
>>219503473I'm never going to watch it, that's all.from the title, the awful sick-coloured poster, and the dogshit worthless viral marketing, my instinct tells me more than enough to know it's utterly shit and lame.trustibg my instinct, never going to watch it haha
>>219503473the general trend of human history is incompetent people banding together to defeat competent people.You see strong evidence for this in company boardrooms.
>>219522761>from the title, the awful sick-coloured poster, and the dogshit worthless viral marketing, my instinct tells me more than enough to know it's utterly shit and lame.its extremely average.As anon said, turn your brain off & watch.Everyone else in this thread is shill, with a few mentally ill.
reminder that leftists and trannies are seething because it has no politics in it
>>219522719he has a photographic memory
>>219504222>Insert hyperbole and pretend to win argument
>>219522719probably much better explored in the actual bookthe movie obviously had to cut tons of corners
>>219518933>just okayso nothing at all like reddit
I didn't think it was actually possible to make a more reddit movie than the martian, but they somehow managed to.
>>219503473Alex Garland is probably the only one we've got that still constantly delivers. Both Civil War and Warfare were kino.
>>219513623If you've read the book, the movie is holding back a lot because the book is first person so you get his constant stream of thoughts and attempting to be funny
>>219518933Count me in on this assessment.
when they had the scene that Gosling inferred that the two rings with 8 balls were oxygen, I was intrigued. I was thinking “wow, that’s cool. This movie will be about two aliens, trying to figure out a problem while only being able to communicate through the universal language of math”and then in a 5 minute montage, Gosling has a full automatic translator that somehow fucking works without the computer being around. And oh what a coincidence Rocky understands English perfectly. Never mind how fucking long it would take an English speaker and a Japanese speaker, these fuckers figured out interstellar communication in a fucking montagecompletely took me out, desu. The movie was a bit too corny for me anyway so I probably wouldn’t have particularly liked it anyways but still. They had an interesting concept on their hands and they botched it
>>219525507>redditI don't think it means what you think it means
>>219527473this, they could have replaced a lot of the le quirky humor with actual tensions about communication issues and drama (maybe they misunderstand and fuck something up or get hurt or something)
>>219522439Autistic review from a very likely autistic person. Par for the course for everyone seeing this film at the same time, especially when it gets a good reception from normies. The only time sardonic basement dwellers pay attention is when a "literally me" movie like the original Joker came out.
>>219503473I watched it in camrip with low quality, so I couldn't fully appreciate the grandeur of this movie. I'll have to wait for the webrip.
>>219528333Don't webrip have lower audio & the contrast messed up?
>>219525371seems like an important thing to cut
>>219527473>>219528116in the book it takes them much longer to learn how to communicate
>>219526450>the book is first person so you get his constant stream of thoughts and attempting to be funny>“So I'm a single man in my thirties, who lives alone in a small apartment, I don't have any kids, but I like kids a lot. I don't like where this is going...>A teacher! I'm a schoolteacher! I remember it now!>Oh, thank God. I'm a teacher.”
>>219529040Damn... :(Then what?
>>219528333go see it in IMAX poorfag, it's worth it
>>219522662there is no evidence in the book that the astrophage is a bioweaponeven if it were it doesn't really change how unlikely it is to appear in the solar system during the events of human history unless it was specifically sent to our system as a direct consequence of human exploration into space or other signals humans have sent like radio wavesstill a huge ass pull and there are many great science fiction stories that don't demand accepting absurdly unlikely coincedences
>>219522662also, the astrophage would be one of the worst bioweapons of all time since it also happens to be a novel source of energy that targets can use to find and destroy the civilization that sent it
>>219530543I don't know bruh. It seems like it's a good movie but it's somewhat long and without action to really enjoy it in the cinema.It's not like I was going to be alone there in the room.
>>219503620FPBP/tv/ BTFO
Dark Forest theory is retarded. For a civilization to be successful and reach the stars it needs to have empathy and be able to work well with others. No civilization gets anywhere without being able to work together.
>>219522605>>219522439>>219517800>>219514176Cope, seethe and dilate trannieYwnbaw
>>219531901it's not hollywood slop action scenes, the space scenes and music and sounds are beautiful.
>>219532007Heck fellow redditor !
>>219503620Fippy bippyPHM was the best right wing movie in recent yearsWorth a watch
>>219532081>adding a space before your exclamation markYour autism is showing, trannyWhy don't you go back to watching you Nintenslop movie
>>219527289What a chud
>>219532131The Epic bacon narwhals at midnight !
>>219532297Speak in English. I don't speak tranny or whatever newspeak you wokies use these days
>>219503473>it was okayI have been telling everyone I love the movie just to fit in. Apparently I am the only person in the world who doesn't think this was the greatest movie of all time.
>>219533089Its not the greatest movie of all time, but I do think its the best right wing movie in recent years. After a decade of capeshit and wokeslop, we finally got a proper right wing movie.>but muh jokerCapeslop, DEI love interest, take your pickPHM actually shows the evils of globohomo and a treacherous dindu. That's fucking based
>>219533169>wokeslopI can handle a scene where a character talks about a faggot for 5 seconds. Also I am sure faggots loved project hail mary it's just got that kind of gay feel to it you know
>>219533453Anon, faggots and wokes can also love right wing material. A movie like Forrest Gump can be as easily appropriated by the left even though its an outright conservative movie.
>>219533519>Forrest GumpDon't ever compare forrest gump to this happy and gay movie
>>219533704Fuck off tranny, you're not the boss of me. They're both conservative movies and thus have every right to be compared. Grace is no different from Forrest despite being in different circumstances.
>>219532030but bruh... I can only enjoy that from the comfort of my home on the PC. Or a cinema studio.
Gosling was overacting and seemed like he was forcing himself to sounds cheery
>>219531983You mean how the Colonials cooperated with the Native Americans?The more primitive civilization gets rolled. Those are the rules.
>>219533925>forcing himself to sounds cheerythats what Himmel would do.
>>219529093In the book Grace just says that Rocky concentrates hard and remembers everything. And since it uses echolocation, is very good at distinguishing between sounds, like human words.Grace worked out he used sound to see when Rocky couldnt see different markings on the tape measure.
>>219534666Actually yes, they did, faggot. Indian tribes were not some singular civilisation and were not peaceful in the slightest; they were constantly warring with each other for territory, pillaging other tribes and taking slaves. Colonials worked with certain tribes to offer them extra territory, goods, peace treaties and support. Of course certain colonial higher ups went back on those treaties eventually, but for a time there was peace and cooperation.
only dumb people thought the ending was happy ending. If Gosling come backs to the earth time already has passed for decades, easy 30 or 40 years, all his relatives already have passed away. The ending sounds like a happy ending for gosling because he will be living with his best friend for the rest of his days but not on earth
>>219534666yes retard, colonials traded, loved, married, defected, and made treaties with many natives. Even today natives are still around. They were killing each other long before colonizers came around.
>>219535420>for a timeWhat the fuck. How is that useful at all to the Indians. Either they got rolled or they didn't and they got rolled.
>>219535489Its a bittersweet ending. He was made a martyr by the globohomo agenda. But thankfully he'll be spreading conservative vapues to the Eridians.Grace is the scifi version of Charlie Kirk.
>>219535658>he'll be spreading conservative vapues to the EridiansNot if California has anything to say about it. They probably have expats on the way there now looking to change things to being like the place they left. That Eridian school is fucked and they don't even know it.
>>219535801How do we protect the Eridian children from this horror?
Why do all these important government officials and space project directors all act like sassy teenagers?>welllll... a quarter of the earth's population is gonna die if you don't do this soooooo... yerp... sorry bud, you kinda gotta do this :/
>>219503620lmao, that wouldn't be true even if your only metrics is comparing it to marvel movies
insane decision to send someone obviously slavishly self serving on a suicide mission where they will have an opportunity and motive to fuck everything up on purpose
>>219541173Thats how globalists work.Thankfully, Grace was a based conservative who knew better. A tranny could never do what he could
When I found out I was sent on a suicide mission against my will, I would have taken a giant stinky shit into the probes and sent them back
>>219541255that's why you would have been left to die on earth
>>219504253>Astrophages show up before space exploration is feasible>Kill everyone on the planet, no story>Astrophages show up after mankind as reached the Singularity>Solution is found without needing to send someone to another star system, no storyYou can criticize a movie but attacking the basic premise as "unrealistic" is retarded.
>>219503473I don't care about Goose. Will I have fun watching it? Is plot not retarded?
>>219523868>Photographic memory>Is blindMmmmmmmm
>>219541173That's just being a good judge of character, they couldn't delay the mission much longer and there were supposed to be two other astronauts to help him adjust.Honestly the fact that he was sent against his will doesn't even matter in the plot, it's not like he flips out and refuses to send the probes back
>>219534666>You mean how the Colonials cooperated with the Native Americans?Yes. That's literally what the French largely did. This is what the colonists at Jamestown did with the local Powhatan tribes.
>>219504051This.
>>219503473its SHIT! Fuck /tv/ for making me watch this utter garbage. Maybe the producer's son is shilling this shit on /tv/ i want you to know this is the first and onyl movie i walked out on
>>219522719>Tunnel completely dark>Hmm I wonder if they are like bats As for Rocky he's the most intelligent of his species and has a perfect memory combined with their heightened ability to hear it isn't impossible if it's over a long enough period of time. The fact that they both have auditory languages is the luckiest part
>>219504051>>219545724I assume you're trolling because if you don't pay attention you will not understand what's going on during 90% of the movie.
>>219543346it's not retarded and goose gives a genuinely good performance and he's acting against nothing for 80% of the film
>>219545849wtf is wrong with zoomers
>>219503620thisit was kino
>>219540384that's the complete opposite of what happens in the movie
>>219504089Muh hard scifi days are the biggest pseudo intellectuals on this site
I liked when Rocky sat in the co-pilot seat with the hat taped to his hamster ball
>>219547295His festive rocks during three firework but was nice too
>>219503473Agreed. However a 7/10 is the best movie of the past decade in hollywood so... Yeah it's been rough
Movie is.. fine, I have no idea why anyone would wanna go ahead and re-watch this movie like 3 or 4 times, it legit has nothing of substance that would wanna make me go back and see it again after watching it in theaters.It's not terrible, it's a weird movie because it felt overly long but at the same time too short, the constant jump-cuts made me feel like I was watching something designed for the simple gen-z adhd riddled mind.
>>219547244meanwhile you're just stupid
>>219547719>it felt overly long but at the same time too shortyeah exactly
>>219514153it wasnt "harvested from himself." It was cloned and produced from his cells. You make it sound like some merchant of venice pound of flesh shit. erids aren't jews
>>219548107that's still fucking weird and gross
>>219503473I felt too old for it. It's just rehashed Interstellar that's somewhat more lighthearted. Not bad. But defo not the "great" movie everyone was talking about. Rating is 12A and it shows
>>219528116>actual tensions about communication issues and dramain the book grace almost kills rocky because he misunderstands something about his biology and fucks up trying to help him heal after he saved grace in the accident
>>219522719yeah like the other anon said: rocky's ship was completely dark and he didn't respond to light at all, only sound and physical objects that have raised surfaces (like the dolls they made to pantomime for each other).
>>219528116
>>219522761it's worth watching if you like sci fi.
>>219548169so is cheese but it is still fucking delicious
>>219543344yes exactly, its an ass pull in service of making the story possible at all, thats exactly the point im trying to make, thank you
>>219548169eggs are bird embryo, placenta and after birth. I bet you love eggs
>>219504253isn't it mind blowing that nearly every single movie ever made is also set during a time when human beings are on earth?
>>219548625cheese is made from human skin cells?
>>219548684it isn't an ass pull. you could every single aspect of reality is an ass pull in that case.>imagine a rock in space being just far enough from the sun that doesn't get too hot or too cold for humans to survive. what an ass pull!do you know the odds that the moon would be the perfect size and distance away from the earth to be able to create an eclipse? how is something happening ann ass pull simply because it happens when humans are alive to witness? are you legit retarded?
>>219548684that's not what an "ass pull" is you fucking dullard
>>219548774it is made from spoiled cow milk mixed with bacteria fter days of chunking it together and draining off the excess liquid. it is weird and gross. don't be obtuse. you eat so much weird and gross shit it doesn't even register to you because you aren't the one actually making it. cloned cells are just that, cells. I am sure you have bitten skin inside your cheek, eaten boogers, sucked spit out of woman's mouth, juice out of her twat etc etc. get over it
>>219504354>>219503620I liked the movie and you are retarded>Fun, entertaining, good story etc. All the things good movies should beThese are all things MOVIES should be. This is the bare minimum. This is what every movie at least attempted to be until the slopbuster Marvel era. The movie is a 7 out of 10 if you are inclined to be extremely generous. The idea that this could be a near perfect 9/10 “great movie” is something that could only be concieved by someone born into the Marvel era and knows nothing but slop
>>219548907you're clearly just here to argue. have a nice day.
>>219549027>what are you doing making valid points that make me look retarded?>just to argue!fuck off retard
>>219505493I didn't though, I was more worried about his planet.
>>219512676>every second that dour german chick was on screen was torture. and then to top it off they have her sing a fucking harry styles song to try to make you think she's deep or whatever. well it didn't work and I fucking hate harry styles.This. Holy shit I couldn't wait until that scene was over and we were back on space.
>>219505493I knew he had to be fine because he still had things to do. If everything of his was resolved first then I might have thought he was gonna eat it
>>219505493Not a rock. A fren
>>219513739They fuck up the time scaling but by the time he could come homes he's already in his 50s and dying. It's literally too late
>>219548107>it wasnt "harvested from himself." It was cloned and produced from his cellsThat's like the definition of harvesting cells anon. They harvested cells from him them grew more in a dish somewhere
>>219533842Then wait for the fucking blu-ray and stop complaining.
>>219548684>you mean hobbits are uniqely resistant to the corrupting influence of the one ring and it just so happnes that a hobbit ends up the ring bearer in the fellowship? Geez, talk about an ass pull!>Wait Sarah Connor's son grows up to lead the rebellion? The same Satah Connor the terminator is trying to kill? And Skynet has a time machine? Wow, what an asspull!>The Romans just so happened to crucify the ONLY son of God? Fucking asspull man, they could have crucified literally anyone else!
>>219512676>>219513250Carl is fine. Goose and rocky are great. Every other character either sucks or exists to say one line. It is obvious they cut about an hour or so of earth shit that actually fleshes them out like in the book.Curious to see if they release an extended version with all the cut shit
>>219549596Well the last one doesn't count that was Jews being Jews
>>219548907>sucked spit out of woman's mouth, juice out of her twat
>>219549799>sucks juices out of a hole bloody mucus and uterus lining drips out of once a month>kisses woman after she has swalloed 1000's of your unborn children>thinks eating meat grown from cloned cells is "weird and gross"
>>219503473First act was a struggle to get through...>can't decide if it's "wacky" or "dire" with Gosling wriggling around like a worm and then finding frozen corpses>running around looking like a filthy hobo with that beard making hobo messes all over the ship>interminable middle school flashback scene where (surprise!) the class whiz is LE BLACK GIRL>poor, homely Ryan Gosling has no gf or wife...right>this project needs African delegates to weigh in, lmfao>soundtrack was pretty fucking nerve wracking, with weird synths and LE MOTOWN MUSIC>zany shopping trip with gentle giant black american gummint man>Gosling talked and acted like H. John Benjamin on Bob's Burgers for some reasonAfter that it finds its groove, especially after Rock Lobster shows up and it actually becomes one of those rare movies where the second half is way better than the first. Don't walk out, lol.
>>219504051If you have to consciously "turn off your brain" then it's not a good movie.A good movie can get away with inconsistencies, because it's so enjoyable you don't care about them.It's the "just turn off your brain" idiots that are facilitating all these mediocre movies.
>>219550009Way to miss to point of my post, you retard.
>>219550182nice projection dipshit
>>219548718not really since most movies are about human drama which wouldnt exist without humans there to start it>>219548796>how is something happening ann ass pull simply because it happens when humans are alive to witness?its very unlikely a life ending solar disease that does its work in about 100 years shows up just when humans are starting to do space explorationlife on earth has been around for 3.5 billion yearshuman life on earth for only about 300,000, or 0.0085% of all life on earthif the astrophage shows up even 100 years earlier the story can't happenif the astrophage isn't also an exotic source of energy the story can't happen>>219549596>>you mean hobbits are uniqely resistant to the corrupting influence of the one ring and it just so happnes that a hobbit ends up the ring bearer in the fellowship?hobbits got involved because they are innately good burglars and later proved themselves resistant to the ring which is how they got involved in the fellowship. they are also not the only creatures that show resistance like tom bombadil, aragorn, faramir, and galadriel. we're not sure if all hobbits are naturally resistant>>Wait Sarah Connor's son grows up to lead the rebellion? The same Satah Connor the terminator is trying to kill? And Skynet has a time machine?this is a chain of cause and effect that makes sense, end to end, as far as time travel stories go. someone is likely to lead the rebellion against the machines, and its likely that if the machines have a time machine they will use it to go back in time to kill the person who they know becomes the leader because it has already happened for them>>The Romans just so happened to crucify the ONLY son of God?the romans didn't decide to randomly execute exactly one person during the entire duration of the roman empire for no reason, the empire commonly executed people as punishment for crimes. the son of god created a political problem for the jews so they had him killedhope this helps
>>219550237Since when implying that I'm a KHV is projecting? Do you even know the meaning of the words you use?
>>219550251So the astrophage isn't an asspull then. Just like the singular son of god being born during the time of the romans, the hobbits being resistant to corruption or Sarah connor having a son. A plot point isn't an asspull because it is unlikely. Especially when said unlikely scenario is the crux of the plot. Might as well get pissed Sauron was coming back when Aragorn was alive.
