>FTL NEWS:-- Bashir tried to turn James against Burt and kick the nog out but now Bashir is pretending to be Burt's friend so the audience likes him-- STEEL PANTHER were here...-- Burt is here working the goo factory-- BAM'S PARENTS are here...-- Landon is back as a janitor-- Bliccy is here-- Landon cucked Bashir, who can't stop taking Ls>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219502481
My autistic daughterwives
>the college educational system makes people much more dumber
KILL THE GAY NAGGER
im a fan of bitchtank
*useless retard voice* i work at a college though
>landon didn't watch season 1
the twins drew bashir and burt kissing each other
>Janitor at College thinks College education makes you dumber
>>219504148>110 IQ>30 IQ>100 IQ
>Think college makes people dumb.>Works as a janny at a college.Kek
Landon should unironically shut the fuck up, its embarrassing how hard he is exposing his self inserters today
>i think college education makes people dumber>i work at a college as a janitor
>the college education system makes people much more dumber
I'M JDI WON
burt is endlessly entertaining to me. sorry
Reminder https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgEhttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgE
Jet this sucks. Do somethign.
>>219504157lowkey forgotten about character
>>219504132landon didn't have a dad to tell him how it is.many such cases. SAD.hes going to be a lost soul for the rest of his life
Based BVRT saving the showCole to the goo room in 5
>>219504110He's is just trying to get ammo to use to manipulate contestants to kick him out
landon is right btw
>>219504172Good will hunting but the janitor just writes baby nigger on the chalkboard instead of solving the equation
>>219504193He's still asleep
Landon is right. Unless it's vocational like medicine or engineering where there's concrete right/wrong information skills that need to be learned college is just a moneyprinting indoctrination factory.
SYPHILISIS SIN
I LOVE YUFFIE AND A WONDERFUL MOTHERS HOMEMADE CHILI I LOVE MY MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
>>219504186College is the biggest meme gaslight of all time and he is right. If someone went to college they wasted tons of money and got indoctrinated into thinking its neat to be a faggot liberal.
>>219504204nothing behind those eyes
>>219504193Jet is asleep
>>219504157Many intellectuals say this
>vimp describing the scene she wanted to create with bashir
>Jet: Is it sour?
>>219504205yeah but coming from him makes it seem wrong.dude will tell you its all about personality when it comes to dating or some bullshit
>landon eat this sour candy>he eats>...great bit, mints
Vimp and Landon are IQ and looksmatched.
is Blane posting with us yet?
landon deserves one of these
>>219504240>jet
Anything good happen today?
Aryeh is in the basement
>>219504252he makes her laugh a lot too
>>219504238i can see why bongo beats her up. she smokes weed too.
>>219504240that's mints
>>219504238drinks and smokes away all of her sisters hard earned money :(
>>219504227college would have gotten landon to eat something besides portesi's cheesy fries i'd wager
>>219504159
>writing gay fanfic between bashir and burtHe should not have made such a big deal out of burt being there. What an idiot
>>219504238Bongo is in the right
season so bad that it's a burt podcast with landon mukbang
>>219504257
>>219504238She's not more evil she's unironically just more disabled. She's sleeping cause her body is skin and bodies and barely functions
>>219504252its true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6KnWaZgDY Wow guys, Vimp's music is FIRE!
bongo gets 3 chins when she's drawing
Was it based for Landon to stay until the end as a freeloader?
>>219504235what
>>219504238They’re both bad women. It’s a season of bad humans.
Burt needs to ask Bashir about the story of Al-Zutt
>>219504238Bingo is the evil sister.Bongo is the good sister. She cares for her frail sister even though Bingo is a lazy piece of shit because she saved Bongo in the womb by giving her nutrients. Bongo is love and life.
>>219504279It would have happened regardless because he'd be the most offended just by being Muslim.
bliccy is the only funny female to ever be on fishtank
>>219504285Not him
>>219504227your brain is totally fried by internet politics. it's actually a good thing to have a highly educated elite class, as a society we should have people who are masters hyper-specific things, the world is a better place because some people spend decades studying rare flowers and passing down their knowledge to the next generation of elites. if you don't understand this you lack the white faustian spirit
>>219504275my fault og
everyone is basically shipping burt and bashir as a gay couple
>>219504301in theory it was kind of funny but now he's just doing the same thing he always does and just attaches himself to a woman
sermon time
>>219504314she became unfunny on ozempic
>>219504252Landon is way smarter than Vimp. She literally thought she was being nuked and Landon knew instantly it was a gaslight. Landon is smarter than people give him credit for.
>>219504225>>219504226These screenshots always remind me of Outlast lol
>>219504238They're both evil. It'd hard to say which one is more evil, Bongo has to support Bingo, but Bongo resents her heavily for it.
>>219504279if he didn't start talking to Burt through the door literally nothing would be happening today
>>219504301No he should be a fish over the coddletwins
kinda kino
>>219504301yes and he doesnt have the pressure of being a contestant, hes a good freeloader
>>219504323it is what it is
learning stuff makes you knowledgeableunderstanding the underlying principles can make you smarterit would account for a bit of a raise and doesn't really change your natural IQ but can have a good impact on how you approach the world and go through life
>>219504303production told bongo to draw a five panel yaoi scene with bashir and burt she said it's hard and she couldn't think of anythingvimp says "i can help you" then describes bashir coming out of his shell and going against his religion and kissing him
Im fucking tired of everything revolving around bashirthe only time it didnt was when alex B was here
>>219504191everybody is saying this.
>>219504235what were the scenes she wanted to do?
>>219504314there are three funny females from fishtank in that picture
landon would go to college if he could major in ghost politics
>>219504301If any of them were eliminated it would have made sense to keep them as freeloaders. Twins don't do anything anyway, Drake if he'd want to stay can just do his thing and Bashir coming back up and claiming he's a fish again would cause funny seethe until they'd have to say the truth so James didn't leave.
>>219504238Bingo is an actual piece of shit
>>219504315because?
>>219504330false nuke
>>219504332lmao landon self-inserter spotted
>>219504314>bliccy is the only funny person to ever be on fishtankFixed
>open stream>Landon talks to Burt about jerking off
ear out bros have lost and they won't watch jet when he succeeds with this season
>>219504339Bongo is a good woman in a bad situation being taken advantage of by bad women like her mother and sister.
This show is so fucking boring
>>219504372stop posting
TWINS MAKING GAY PORN WITH BASHIR AND BURT
>>219504238Getting on disability is fucking hard as fuck if you don't know the "tricks" or get lucky with a really sympathetic (govenment assigned btw) psychiatrist evaluation. It's literally easier for a normalfag 95 IQ scammer type to get it than someone who's actually autistic and not accustomed to lying in a performative way.Like 90% of initial applications for mental related disability are denied. She should get a disability lawyer that specializes in these cases and only takes payment once disability is secured (they garnish it).
>>219503112Burt was the "best" part of a fundamentally flawed season. People only see him as "entertaining" because the season was really that bad. My attempts at watching a single one of his streams for more than five minutes feels like a herculean feat, because even on Season 3, his gay retarded rapist bit ran stale in less than three days. If he were on any other season, then he would have been eliminated in the first week.
The amount of Goo that has left the factory is zero(0) btw
>>219504172>>219504183>>219504189>>219504154WHERE. IS. THE. LIE.
>>219504357None of them fucking do anything but cry about Bashir. The entire show has been everyone else trying to get Bashir out of the house, and Bashir holding on for dear life.
>>219504295trve
>landon jerks off to bbcWhat the actual fuck
>>219504386based yaoi enjoyers
>>21950431890% of modern college degrees aren't those things anymore and those things are actively hurt by filling every field with politics and financial grofts
>>219504184>same bait everydayobsessed, lol
People think bongo is the bad one because she crashes out at her useless unemployed weed smoking sister after working 16 hours a day
Bongo has a fursona that’s a catgirl but it’s an actual cat and not a human girl with cat ears.
>>219504372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JINM3T45GhA
Bring back Kimmee!
Bashir getting nothing but mockery for treating burt as serial killer lol
>>219504169Girls tease the guys they like
the this guy is gay dogpile seems so forcedare production giving self-TTSing and giving challenge ?
>>219504388CHECKING THOSE BLANE DUBS BRO MAKING MOMMA PROUD!!
>>219504361>>219504355
>>219504148fuck vimp marry bongo kill bingo
season 2’s freeloader roster will never be topped
landon admitted to jerking off to blacked?
>>219504378eat out bros when they have to dine alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egzF66hDkFs
>>219504395it’s a mid season
bring in a priest and have landon and vimp get marriedthey can consummate the marriage in the tankshe moves to milwaukee and away from nasty binx and the overpriced and dumb miami party scenethey would complement each other well
>twins drawing Bashir and Burt yaoi fanfiction comicskek
Turn tts off and let Burt cook
>>219504387this 100000000000%
>>219504412yeah she probably has a ton of oc she likes to identify as
>>219504365why don't the wiggers simply offer freeloader positions to any entertaining fish that are eliminated? it would help kill the dead air, keep the house full, and raise the stakes for the remaining contestants
What job can Bongo possibly have
Twins need to make a long puzzle for Burt
>>219504408Only real problem with Bongo is that she’s an alcoholic but it’s understandable that she resorts to alcohol to deal with working two jobs to support a sister that does nothing but smoke weed and criticize her.
Should I start seethemaxxing
I've been tuned out, has bliccy been funny or has she fell off?Also what happened with steel panther?
>>219504402stem and healthcare are the fastest growing fields in america
>>219504390I might be retarded but the lack of goo output really cracks me up
>>219504355vimpshir is real
>>219504190Best plant in fishtank history by far.
>>219504448she works at a hummus sandwich shop in arizona, im not sure what her second job is
>>219504438he's only going to make goo one way and it's not the way they want him to
>>219504156which one?
>all it took for vimp to betray bash was some gay guy she wants to clout chaseneat woman are rad
>>219504388burt was just tts and 300$ toys golem, he was a cash cow locked in one room for 1 or 2 weeks gold mine for wiggers, real test of what mde fans truly are, and mde fans of samuel hyde are FAGGOTS
>>219504387Just send Bongo, she acts much more retarded (despite being the less retarded one)
>>219504448She works at a restaurant.
James being cool with Laura really pisses me the fuck off because when I want to see what he’s doing that donkey retard bitch is usually there now running her shit awful mouth
bashir lowkey seething lol
>>219504314>"I'm with stupid" both pointing at her>Bliccy looking up like she has divine inspiration like she's some sort of bimbofied religious figureUnironically an incredibly kino shot.
>basir recognizing he truly has no allieskino
>>219504447They did. Who else was entertaining that didn't walk? Emma?If you walk you can fuck off.
>>219504427No, he said he doesnt jerk off to porn anymore (he means 3d porn, he is 2d chad now)
>>219504467She ditched his ass long before Burt showed up
>>219504464>hummus sandwich
>>219504477KEK
>>219504481And then Vimp just lies to him again and he buys it because the twins are retarded or also lying to him.
>>219504191Not bad just needs to widen his interests beyond fagshit
>>219504481sad!
Vimp and landon being new best friends is fun. Kicking binx out saved the show
Bingo fucking sucks. She cock blocks her sister because she knows if Bongo found a good man she'll leave their lazy mom and her lazy weed smoking ass on the curb. Her standards are "high" but she told Letty she had a crush on a nigger.
>>219504476>I want to see what he’s doingHave they given him any notes or lines yet?
>>219504449Just ask him how he would feel if he didn't eat breakfast this morning.
>>219504457With extremely lowered standards in a majority of schools because they had a quota of women and blacks to push through.
The speech Bashir made about Vimp when he thought he was being eliminated gave her the ick.
>>219504467Vimp met Burt outside the tank because of Binx
>>219504448Restaurant and a donut shop
shipping landon x vimp for realsies right now
Is Bashir just ashing on the floor all over the place or what?
landon really turned out to be such a weak bitch
Bashir is 100% right about Burt btw. He's a disgusting freak.
>>219504499how are you people misreading this situation so badly
>>219504481no one has allies at this point you persecution complex nigger
>>219504507Which of the twins was crashing out and crying at the possibility of being eliminated and which one was calm again?
>>219504467Vimp is property of the Tiger
>>219504507This, just let Bongo get Frank'd you miserable bitch
>>219504090>What's your female name?Why did burt say that?
What do people think of Landon at his job? Does he get bullied a lot? I think they make fun of him a lot, hes a REALLY REALLY shit janitor
BASHIR AND BONGO INDIRECTLY KISSED
>>219504417>are production giving self-TTSingoh boy whos gonna tell him
Sam exported Fishtank to Jet and Ben, and World Peace to Alex Schultz. Pretty soon he'll hand the podcast and talk show to Chris Lynch while he does ???
>>219504496>hummus sandwichhttps://hummusxpress.com/
>3 people left>talking about allieswhy is fishtank so gay
>>219504388Lol noBVRT on season 1 would have sent josie running day 1 and won the show easily BVRT would have won any season easily actually
>>219504507I’m a good man and I’d be willing to take care of Bingo after I marry Bongo.
>>219504481Burt will be his ally AND lover
>>219504523It's insane that Landon is a more functional adult than Vimp, he actually has a job
>>219504530well yeah
>>219504479I think he's fine man, lmao
>>219504530Wow, he's so brave
>>219504531>this is all a 4D chess mastermind social engineering scheme constructed by autistic retard vimp
>>2195045122017 is down the hall and to the left
>>219504532But they clearly do.
>>219504531She literally went up there and told Burt Bashir was gay for him. Bashir asks if she did, and she goes "no I didn't draw anything teehee".
>>219504527conceive of the smell
>>219504318We no longer need colleges for this when the Internet exists. If you want to study something, you can do it without the progressive indoctrination. Anti-college is not anti-education.
>>219504571this but unironically
>>219504532delusional tard KEK
>>219504507female autism is no joke bro
>>219504556TJ would have heemed his ass
THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING BORING
>>219504464It’s just Muslims all the way down
>>219504507>Bingo>had a crush on a niggerwho? clip?I'm willing to believe you, and absolutely ready to, but need proof to disavow her entirely.
>>219504507the good man waiting for bongo?cameron "frank" hassle
>>219504318>The world is a better place because intersectional dance therapy majors are trying to force plumbers to pay for their """schooling""" (partying and not going to class) instead of just admitting they were a retard.Your elites, sir.
Reminder that Jet and Ben are retarded performative moralfags infantilizing two 30 year old women by keeping them away from the big bad Burt and even the Twins just called them out for it. Now we’re missing out on funny autism kino and can only get gay note passing
Burt is the best fish in fishtank history and the only people that disagree are religious larpers
>>219504454She has never been funny. Her entire thing is she says retarded shit and people go ''what?'' and then ignore her when they realize she is doing some bit.Total waste of space.She tried to mess with Steel Panther by telling them that she is trans and they didn't understand what she is trying to say and then ignored her. Bliccyfags are mentally ill.
>>219504205>>219504227College is a personality test. Those who take it too seriously and don't socialize/network just make themselves boring and unemployable and undatable
>>219504592always has been...
>>219504515she was trying to get the twins to ally with him last night, saying to bash she was only pretending to betray himcompletely pointless gameplay if she just wanted to ditch him
>>219504574>>219504584friends != alliesthe fishes are friendly with each other but not bashir, they're not allies
>>219504554Drake is vastly superior physically and mentally to the other two and has the most allies so there has to be strategizing by the dregs
>Bashit just wants to ramble about scripture and religious stories to Burt>Burt just wants to talk to men about gay sexWhat does Bashir think this will accomplish
>>219504575Yeah but that has nothing to do with her not being his ally lol
>>219504407Klaus doesn't have anything else going on in his dumb empty life
>>219504524Yes. Fuck the wiggers and their house
>>219504585fake performative social media cunt
Bashir and BurtHuhThat actually goes together. ZUTTED
Bingo says she should have turned down doing the recount.
>>219504532This. Nobody has allies right now.
>>219504601sadly true, hes too OP
>bashir smokes a bit, coughs, sits down>HE'S FUCKING SEETHING HE'S STRESSEDseason 2 level body language reading
>>219504550He’ll just doom scroll twitter until he dies from a heart attack
>>219504554
>Bashir trying to give Burt a sermonNontent
>>219504585Imagine just punching her in the head as hard as possible, full force. I bet you could kill her in one shot.
>>219504570nigger even people in this thread on the racist incel nazi site fucking defend BurtI find him entertaining (his schtick gets old) but MANY from ALL corners deny how fucked up Burt really is and have retarded double standards about him.
>>219504584>>219504574there are 3 contestants left and none of them are "allied," freeloaders do not matter
Bashir thinking trying to preach to Burt won't result in it being sexualized LOL
>Bashi: FISHTANK CAN BE SHOW THAT GIVES HOPE TO PEOPLEProve him wrongprove what was wrong for him to say this
>>219504620well when you put it that way it might actually end up being kinda funny
>>219504587BVRT would have raped TJThat's why he didn't show up>>219504507Theres some sort of twin parasite analogy there
>>219504620He thinks Allah can save him
>>219504524based
>>219504258>Claire's 3rd sister who is profoundly autistic stay at home daughter
>Letty yea bagged me>oh that sounds like funkek Landon
>>219504611Dropped out second year. Stayed four years. Still have large network and have gotten my friends jobs and in two cases wives. I’m the network guy
>>219504388Desu it's funny to hear an obvious past Burt fan pretend they only liked him cause he was there>buuut you don't understand fishtank was boring and burt just existed! I don't like him! I swear!
>>219504301Hes not gonna steal the show like Alex B and he has potential for many short funny moments so yeah pretty good idea. Not that Jet cares he just wants TTS money
>>219504562women don't need to be functional, they just need to find a man that is willing to take care of themprime example: binx
Vimp actually understands the show better than anyone and will ultimately side with Bashir because Drake has Laura and Twins have Landon, but she is keeping shit entertaining by mocking Bashir and pushing Burt towards himIt's funny and you are all autisticstop self-inserting
>>219504656I like it when something hopeful happens admits all the poo and rape
I’m jealous TJ got to punch Tayleigh in the gut
>>219504602>Bliccy: I transitioned.>Steel Panther: ... From what?
>>219504643Ashley is beautiful
Bingo wants to go home. Fuck Bongo.
>>219504536Bongo is literally a slave you would crash out and want to kill yourself too. All her hopes and dreams of becoming a artist are fading because she has to work so much for her family, meanwhile Bingo is allowed to do nothing and focus on her art.
>>219504601alex b is betterburt spent too much time during s3 alone just schizoing out at the camera and not interacting with anyoneeven the other fish were annoyed how he didnt pay attention to anything else going on in the house and missed out on a bunch of the stuff that happened
>>219504674>t. doesnt know any faghags
>>219504481>allies>final 3nigga u retarded fo real
>>219504620The twins told him it would be funny and the wiggers plan for today is just >BurtSo why not
>>219504656look at the guy on the left
>>219504663that's just claire
>>219504679me posting in ftl
>>219504656the wiggers are advancing culture with pornstars, pedophiles and sexpests. the show doesn't need bashir
>>219504295Pretty cool actually
>>219504530what is funnier, fishtank audience is worse for playing burt's bitburt himself is harmless, with help of tts and audience (twitter posts) or production or frank, or faggots that want to meet him in his home, with help of other people he is disgusting, but when he is alone and you have to confront him, he is nobody, he is nothing he is the true showcase of what mde community is, its true face
QRD on why eastern europeans have so much ass
>>219504685Bingo didn’t give a fuck when they were eliminated lol
Yeah Benleaks was right this does suck. He’s not even making any goo
>>219504656Bashir was a josiefag in season 1 who bought queso on amazon to feel close to the showHe watched Josie and Letty lick the folds of fattyI really dont understand Bashir, what the fuck is he talking about
>>219504703I miss kiki and koko
>>219504689bongo should probably just move on her ownfamily is a bitch
>>219504679Me when I samefag my bashir support posts
>>219504648>>219504616>>219504695james drake has allies for sure, i don't know what this autistic semantic faggotry is but you're still wrong
>>219504674THIS. It became very obvious last night that this is what's going on.
>>219504679bill-esque comment
>>219504301I don't like keeping eliminated fish on as freeloaders because it takes weight away from their elimination.People went from literally crying over him being gone to forgetting that he ever even left.
>>219504679hell yeah
>Bongo and Vimp believed the nukesDumb women are bad women
The show ends in 5 days and fucking nothing is happening
>>219504679based
this made me cum instantly
>>219504620probably 200 Bashir mentions in the thread
>>219504656The top fishtank moments all involve peepee poopoo rape cum cuck shitThat being said i admire his revolt against reality
SENDTHEMIN
>>219504625My favourite moment, Bongo was in full BONGO SMASH mode. I wish she'd have punched someone.
>>219504656He's unironically right.
>>219504749this is how every season has been
>>219504719Illusionary shorts, they're meant to trick you
>>219504728he has no friends and watching this show made him feel like he did
>Be Production of a show where people throw shit and piss at each other and they literally invite pedophiles on>BUT NOOOOOOO KEEP THE 26 YEAR OLD TWINS AWAY FROM THE GAY BLACK MAN WHO LITERALLY ONLY FLIRTS WITH MEN! THEY’RE JUST CHILDREN!!! WHAT IF BURT RAPES THEM IN A HOUSE FULL OF CAMERAS!!! KEEP THEM AWAY!>OH YEAH BUT THE METH HEAD BLEEDING OUT HIS ASS IS FINE TO ROAM AROUND THE HOUSE BTWSo retarded
>>219504648Sure, if you change the definition for allies to conveniently not include the allies other contestants have then you're totally right anon
>Bashir converts Burt to IslamWhile I dislike sandniggers it would be funny if burt was no longer a flaming degenerate.
>>219504749are you ready for burt-olympics??
>>219504678She has one joke and it's not a good one.
Bingo explaining MAD without understanding what MAD is
I didnt give a shit about landon until last night with the vimp ship. If they teamed him with vimp he would still be a fish
why does bingo talk so weird
>>219504719because i said so
Did Burt even put on his ppe today?Did he make one batch yet?If not that's really funny, they spent 50000+ dollars for all the stainless steel, equipment, and install in that room.
>>219504754>count down from 3>hits balls as hard as she can
Burt both understood the message and liked the story and wanted more. Burt will be Bashir's greatest ally.
Why is Burt even fucking there
This nigger still hasn't made any goo!
>bashir kneels close to vimp>she rushes to the couchoh no no no no
>>219504735Who are his "allies"? Laura? Freeloaders are irrelevant in the competition at this point. All that matters anymore are challenges.
>>219504728https://x.com/i/status/2041648377365241879
If Alex got sober he'd probably be fine, there is actually no fixing Burt
When does Jimmy show up?
why is landon following vimp around?
>Bashir religious story in confessionalAnd time to change the channel
>bashir comes in vibe nuking confessional convo
Trust the Plan.
>>219504784they are cartoon kids that babbled their own twinglish until they had to go to school
>>219504656He's completely right. You can be a weird autist and still be loved.
>bongo : YOU WANNA BE EVIL? THEN GET IN THIS FUCKING SHOWlook how they massacred my boy's smile...
>>219504690>burt spent too much time during s3 alone just schizoing out at the camera Thats true but a lot of it was funny. Cole was great because of his constant 1 on 1 with the camera as well
>>219504793tts farm
>>219504757watered down alex b and dumb aussie whore thats boring outside of challenges
>>219504812because she cuddled him last night so she's his new mommy anissa replacement
>>219504660Tj seethers will make pages upon pages of fanfic to explain why hes bad.
>>219504797you're baiting, retarded, or bothit's bashir dogpile tank, you can admit it
>>219504656sam: with fishtank you can achieve self-improvement>:OOOOOObashir: with fishtank you can achieve self-improvement>*ick!*
>>219504786Burt has been stunlocked by TTS and the fish talking to him. It took him over an hour just to inject one testosterone shot. This nigger is never going to make any goo.
>>219504784I'd tell you but every time she mentions her disease I can't hear shit. It's like she's trying to say it as fast as possible.
>>219504812She keeps going "wanna go do x?" then leading the way.
I genuinely want Vimp to peg me so bad.
>>219504735I don't know what semantic faggotry people are talking about but I will give my high IQ objectively correct take.Drake has two allies>Laurauseless liability>Landonuseless liabilityBashir has no allies, but he has two people who have more interest in helping him than going against him. Twins aren't allied with Bashir but if they have a choice they will go against Drake. Vimp isn't really allied with Bashir, but will ultimately side with Bashir over Drake. Twins and Vimp are way more competent than Landon and Laura.
>>219504825Is his hat still marinating in Jet's piss in the bathroom?
Burt isnt going to make any goo is he,,,,,,,,,,,
is he actually religious or is it a bit?
>>219504793to make goo have you been watching at all?
@production WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!!!
>>219504855landon moisturized her eczema hands last night
>TTS still pushing strategies like it mattersI'm going insane
>>219504666I said the bit ran stale in three days, but I could have worded the post better. I was never a Burt fan, Season 3 was simply such bottom-of-the-barrel slop that your choices for content were the gay retard, r63 Seinfeld, a hag with nails-on-chalkboard voice, or the girl that people often forgot was even there. tl;dr, the season was shit, and so was Burt. He was just another pile of shit with sprinkles and frosting on top.
>>219504858Landon is a lost puppy
>>219504836You make pages upon pages of gay fanfic starting TJ, nigger
>>219504843No one in these threads believed Sam when he said shit like that
>>219504847Lol
>>219504865He's going to make goo. Goo, Anon. Get it? That's the joke. Burt is in the "goo" room.
>>219504839>it's bashir dogpile tank, you can admit itAt this point? The last time this happened was like 4 days ago during the candy wars.The fish aren't allied with each other anymore.Bash is on his own.The Twins are on their own.James is on his own.I'm a Bashir fan and hold his stox, but you faggots are acting like straight up fucking women lmao.
>>219504402>>219504581yeah dood dissolve all colleges tomorrow and everyone will just learn everything themselves that's totally going to happen. you need mentorship, you need the passing down of wisdom via elites it is not gnosis you can absorb with pirated textbooks alone. university is not about the fucking classes it is about building up the upper middle and elite class, politicians come from law school and aren't all populist retards who spring up from bumfuck nowhere for a reason. it is a hazing ritual by design it has not become indoctrination because LE WOKE!! it always has been. your ideology is going to return society to the dark ages, go see how having a plumber-vibe-coding-small-business-owner libertarian safe haven works out that's 3rd world shit bitch the white man admires someone with a masters degree in classical literature
The way bash says goo is very ominous.
There's 3 people left, allies shouldn't matter at this point if they come up with good challenges.
>>219504839It's honestly astonishing how you don't get it. The twins are on Bashir's side.
>>219504872I've been dipping in and out because the last week is actual nontent
Bongo's womb will be my goo room.
>>219504877>bro I do not! I DONT LIKE HIM! Please! Stop itttt
>>219504867He's a Sufi, they're weird. I think he is religious, just in a weird Sufi way.
vimp yet again proving she's against james drake
drake deserves to win for being able to pretend laura is a real human for 2 weeks straight
>>219504833
>>219504860>Kim in the backgroundIce said a few days ago that him and Kim did role reversal sex roleplay one time where he wore her clothes and she dressed as him.Kimmee would peg you.
>>219504861Laura is far from useless. And here's what having even useless allies means. The moment Bashir does anything in the house, even a mindless retard like Landon could go up to his room and steal his shit or fuck it up.
>>219504904alot of fans are saying this
>>219504904niiice
>>219504900>if they come up with good challenges.Never going to happen.
>comedy stream produced by unfunny people turns into disorganized slop
>>219504911slampiggy
>>219504865>>219504889This is the same problem they had with alex b. Burt is too psychotic to focus on actually making any goo.
>>219504847>>219504459Same. The less goo he makes the funnier it is.
>all the weaklings in confessional conspiring against their superiorSad
james drake in shambles
>>219504900>if they come up with good challenges.
>>219504900>if they come up with good challenges.and if they dont?
>>219504879>respondsKek
>>219504904>forcing Bongo to abort your babycruel desu
Bashir starting to talk through the door nuked the dumb Mints goo bit again based
I told you dumbfucks Vimp is on Bashir's side against James Drake
>>219504904>bongos plan is to make as many babies as possible to collect child support so she doesnt have to work 2 jobs anymore
aww vimp cares for bashir's health
>>219504674you are righexposure is not equal to being liked and set to be a winnersome people are allowed to do more, other people for doing the same will be hatedburt and drake are loved for everything they do, bashir and many others are hated even if they do the samephrase of s5 season - "manipulating" is the best showcase of it
>>219504679cute
>>219504938How did Bashir manage to manipulate them all into this?
>>219504935>>219504938Team Autism will win
>bashir picking up smoking right before the endurance-based finalebad omen
>retards mad that james is too cool for the show>"its not fair"
>>219504938>it's a bashir dogpil-*ACK!*
>>219504935Hasn't Drake lost basically every real challenge to Bashir at this point? Don't worry, I'm sure he'll lock in this time!
ghost community
>>219504774Fags just need to stop with the aggressive buttsex. Blowing out their butthoies with aids is a burden on society.
>>219504935it's like 5th time in less than a week and people insist people piles on bashir lmao
>>219504916Laura is more than useless. She is the worst thing you can have on your team. The main reason Drake is doing so badly is because of Laura.
>>219504945mints told burt they could talk through the door...
>>219504959goranian
>>219504889It wouldbe been much more cost effective to make another themed room for Burt to be locked away in.Someone here last night said it was repurposed from something the actual cast would be done for product in the store.But they cancelled the store bit.
>hes funny, he's good at improvising and actingThat's our goat, yes, vimp
>it's unfair to have a muscular professional actor against a bunch of autistic people>he has no personality disorder and there's nothing wrong with him>he's too perfect>he's like somebodies gary stu OCbingo confirmed bashirchad
>James Drake is a Gary student OC
>>219504938>Landon still thinks bashir was manipulating him because of the day 1 communal vape shitlmfao you can see it in his face
>>219504947They're all against Drake because he's the strongest and most likely to win. Only a handful of anons still don't get it.
>two third of the fish and additional freeloaders are talking to confessional>director cam is stuck on Burt's mad ramblings in the goo roomthanks mints
give this nigga his smokes
>>219504898No one made that straw man bro. The American college system is fucked and its standards don't match the ideal you were shilling in the majority of cases. It needs to be reworked like most systems because of the fuckery of the modern world, not abolished or removed. Also most degrees should be discredited and shouldn't be offered because they are scams. Liberal arts bullshit degrees are what I'm referring to before you Don Quixote another windmill.
>>219504974He's only really lost team challenges because of his teammates
>>219504966He's out of zyns and the wiggers are too retarded to buy more, they gave him fucking nicotine gum instead. At least smoking makes him look cooler.
cute couple
>>219504679>12 years ago was 2014should be 2010 or 2008, not 201412 years ago he was 24 yo or something
>>219504988landon is a legitimate retard, could be the dumbest person they've had on the show ever
>>219504988you guys keep saying manipulation, but it's worse that that, it's literal pussy behavior: he has been sending others to do his dirty work since day 1
>>219504938>>219504935The lovely autists against Hollywood's evil normie manipulator.
>>219504979Completely out of touch with reality. Having Laura in his side means that he gets somebody to constantly hassle Bashir without himself looking like an aggressive or bad guy.
The fishtank community really makes no sense to me. Like they shit their pants with rage over that Clayton guy and demanded he immediately get thrown out but then they'll sit and basedjack over Burt jacking off and sniffing guys shoes.
>>219504976what the nigger am i looking at? looks like a fuckin picasso painting
>>219505013why were they wet?
I was anti-Landon posting and I forgot to dilate. I fucking hate him so much.
>>219505010The teammates he picked, you mean?
>>219504900Sorry but we only have time for Nigger Nina challenges.
lazy racially african person is slacking on the goo
Just put the goo in the tubs bro
Tell burt not to make goo
>>219505027>that Clayton guyTayleigh's ex was on the show?
MAKE THE FUCKING GOO
>>219505010yeah and the midget challenge. he lost almost everything he was in...life too!
I wish Bongo had Bingo’s personality then she’d be perfect
>>219505028a niglet's back. the thing on the right is its arm
RRREEEEEEE IM BEING MANIPULATED
>vimp and landon waiting for each otherOH NO NO NO BASHIR BROS
Don't rape Landon, Burt, DON'T DO IT
>twins and Bashir in the confessional plotting on how best to take down James>director is on Burt rambling about gay sex for the millionth time
>>219504833>Cute smile>Pretty eyes>Somewhat chubby cuddle worthy body I like this combo a lot
I don't think Burt's watched the training video yet so he can't make goo
>>219505027>The fishtank communitygo back to tumblr tranny
>>219504879Ew. TJ was such a fucking shit boring contestant. The fact he won S2 is another thing plaguing S2 as the worst season if the stakes were fair. s3 and 4 didn’t get properly finished but even they’re better.
better not be making any goo boy
>>219505027And yet they love fags like greg, aryeh, and jobe that literally had sex with burt
Vimp talks nonstop about Bashir.....
>>219505026Literally everyone in the house is scared of Laura she's already proven that she'll shit in her hand and rub it on you
>>219504966>>219505012They're HIS arab smokes. He smokes normally. They were contraband. He got them back during the stupid nuke bit when they brought out the individual contraband bins and production just let him keep them.And yeah smoking 100% makes you look like 10x cooler and it's not just "already cool people" it's basically everyone. Everyone smoking at the bar looked cooler in season 2. Also cigarettes (particularly all natural like American Spirits without added chemical adulterants) are literally better for you than vaping.
There’s no point to planning, the twins are leaving next
bashir seems sad bros....
You retards still think vimp isn't on bashir's side?
im just following Bliccy around at this point
>entire house allying against JamesWill bashtards still cry about dogpiles now?
>>219505091vimp just broke up with him
Had a dream I was in fishtank and met Bill GOATman
>>219505091thats just what fishtank does to a nigga
>>219504938FUCK YOU DELETE THIS BASHIR HAS NO ALLIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I MUST FEEL PERSECUTED AND VICTIMIZED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219505066what would bongo's purpose be, then
Someone said bongo’s ass is probably caked in old crusty shit she hasn’t bothered to wipe or wash. Do we think that’s true?
>>219505091a retarded guy took his slutwife
>>219505089can you calm down
Do you think maybe the idea was that at some point production would unveil Burt being in the goo room, and then there would be a challenge around the bathtub full of keys like "you must find the right key to free Burt!". But then they just abandoned that like everything else so Burt is stuck in the goo room for no reason.
vimp:>uh yeah so my plan is to just hang out in the dorm all day with james, laura, landon, duanyay and we're going to like help you in some vague way. anyway bye.
>got my bags packed, sitting by the phone waiting for the call. 20 minutes away in case u change ur mind. pretty free schedule these days so any time works haha
>>219505048big brain
>onesonicgrim
>>219505091He lived a hard life
>>219505112Idk
>>219505091He's realizing he was wrong about burt and he's a harmless homo and owes him an apology
>>219505103are we watching the same show
>>219505112Blood too she said she has hemorrhoids
>>219505097A lot of anons (mostly Bashir's haters) are on Landon's level intellectually.
>>219504828This exactly. Bringing Burt was their hail mary to farm money in the last week if they had no ideas. It’s working as intended. Burt is a grade A actor and was likely told to farm TTS by playing into it.
>>219504905Learn to read
She just said "I'm still on your side but i think I did enough frontline work now I'll stay in the sidelines in the dorm"friendzoned
>>219505037He was assigned his team for the room war challenge, but it doesn't matter, you're evading and fact that he could dominate anyone in 1v1 except in larping or improv sometimes
>>219505089He said they were a cowboy thing
twins should realize the canon ending is bashir vs. drake
I miss Bongo
>>219505097She's just lying to him. When she was seething about him with Laura yesterday, she was being genuine. Her goal is to get him out because she knows production wants the Drake/Bashir final now.
>>219505117The bed cuddling is crucial for this scheming to succeed
>>219505117better than sitting in arena all day
>>219505117bashir is going through the trials of allah
>>219505030when does asa mitaka show up?
>>219505124*a tard life
>>219505068wtf
>>219505117>you might hear us laughing and having fun and shittalking you but it's all because we're trying to help you
>>219505026Laura hasn't hassled Bashir since Letty arrived and spends the majority of her day sleeping, which makes Drake go sit next to her and they just do nothing all day. Every encounter Laura has had with Bashir since Letty arrived has Laura completely out of her mind screeching and having the production come up and put her back in her room. Laura completely killed any chance of Drake doing anything because the second any fight starts Laura is trying to throw punches and Ben has to come in and stop it.On top of that because she is hanging out with Drake all day, no one wants to watch the camera with Laura which makes Drake take a hit to his popularity.Laura is dead weight.
I thought the retard got eliminated, why is he cucking my goat
>>219505117kinda based, I'd be driven crazy if I had to be around Bashir all the time but I still like him and would probably side with him too
James Drake the champion. James Drake the famous actor. James Drake host of Season 6 Fishtank.
what film should i watch tonight instead of fishtank
>>219505091Bashir....Bashir had a hard life...
>>219505117women
>>219505121he has no one. guess thats wbhat happens when you behave like he does
Did Mints just put director cam on Burt and leave to go play video games?
Apologize to this momma’s boy for bringing the content it went out the door with him, a few days ago we had kino then he left and now we have dogshit and there are only 5 fucking days left.
>>219505143she can get landon to do anything for her now
Fishtank ruins lives, no one is a winner
>>219505117THE GOAT
Did steel panther actually come I just woke up
>>219505161>Laura hasn't hassled Bashir since Letty arrived and spends the majority of her day sleepingLetty mindbroke her with that encounter, I don't even know how.
>Burt shilling his merchFishtank continues to jump the shark over and over
>>219505159>dude I was making Burt try and fuck you as a joke man it's funny!
>>219505164She never liked bashir, it was a self insert fantasy
>>219505140It'd be the most kino but I admit I do want to see the twins struggle through whatever the finale may be. When they lock in they can really do some work, like with the triathlon
landon x vimp fishmarriage in the tankwith a priest like a real lawful marriage
just bought a burt shirt
Is she showing up this season or.....
>>219505161Laura has said that she hasn't gone hard on Bashir recently because she thinks production wanted him to stay for now. Now that he's in the final three, she is going to fuck with him.
>>219504090>>2195040902.5>5>2>3>1>4Frank is a irrelevant cry baby that'll die broke and for the next season (there won't be) 30 say seasons are better
It’s a hate and death season
>>219505186He's been making anti Bashir posts in /ftl/
>>219505175I just watched Andor and it was good
>>219505195yeah they showed up for maybe 20 minutes.
>>219505161holy cope
>>219505112It’s true and it’s bloody and lumpy from her hemorrhoids.
Catastrophically low goo output
>>219505188nigger all he did was sit in jungle with the twins lmao
>>219505117arena smells too bad trust the plan
>>219505202Why did she pick him then
>the plan is to sleep next to landon, bring your luggage down to be closer to landon and then hanging out with landon around the house, it's all part of the plan. Even all the times Vimp randomly shittalks Bashir or agrees with others about Bashirs failings is part of the plan. inshallah.
>>219505116goo room was part of dark rp fishtank city economy alpha test that was scraped when Jet ended the computer room because people on Xbox Live were talking about Claire
>>219505207She’s vimp
Can they just end the show early
>>219505027insane that james drake had to bully a fucking de-transitioned tranny for literally no reason what so ever weakest episode of them all
>>219504991Mints sucks but you can't complain about director between 10am and 10pm. Control the cams yourself on the fishtank site.
>>219505188DAMN BRO I SEE THOSE DUBS YOUR MOM MUST BE REAL PROUD
>>219505189Ok what about the foot job, was that integral to the plot
>>219505188did he know the show was going to shit or did it go to shit because he left?
>this is essential to win against drake, bashir, you dont get it, trust the plan!
>>219505195Burt went from a nobody scam artist to meeting Logan Paul
>>219505142I think she's just always genuine. She is terrible at lying as shown with Binx. She is annoyed as fuck at Bashir, but also wants to help him
>>219505188GET FUCKED YA FUCKING PUNKS!
>>219505116I think they said the keys were just to make it look like treasure for the pirate them.I think they planned to have a camera in the non bathroom parts of that room and decided not to in the end. Maybe just tooany cams already or something.
>>219505188him finding the extra bag of candy was peak
>>219505229S-She'll totally do something in the challenge to help him, you'll all see!
vimp and landon are perfect for each other
>>219505136>dude! I'm telling you once and for all I'm not in love with BURT, never was never will be! If you'd just read my 3 paragraph essay on him, you'd understand!
>>219505174many are saying this
>>219505228Because her first pick twins and second pick Landon was already taken
Vimps bodycount is probably in the high 20s
>>219505211summer ‘24 was the golden age of /ftl/
Seeing what a real S tier fish looks like again really shows bad S5 was. Even a bad season like S4 had a S tier.
goo goo dolls
Drench X Freddy > Cole X JC > Vimp X Landon > Letty X Vance
who isn't gay at this point? jet?
>>219505175Buffalo 66. The greatest film of all time.
>>219505205they wont even kiss dude
>>219505261many are saying this
>>219505102Laura counts as two men
MdeMale dating experience
>>219505237The site has a cryptominer I'm never using that shit
>>219505241foot job? uhhhhhh clip?
It’s the Burt show now until the end
>>219505129she said shes done with frontline work and is going to hang in the dorm with james and landon, if the time comes and its bash vs the twins bash is fucked or if the twins are eliminated then bash is still fucked
>>219505175been pushing this in the threads for a while
>>219505229that's not part of the plan she just has to vent because bashir's an annoying faggot lol but yeah the rest is true
>>219505195yeah, it wasn't thought through at all.they showed up in full costume, played a few acoustic songs, and then left.you could feel the awkwardness through the screen.
I want James Drake's final words in the show to be "I FUCKING HATE AUTISTIC PEOPLE"
big boss
Next season we need a Keizer Soze contestant.
no blane burt kino so we can all learn how to handle this psychotic freak from our homieboy superblane
>>219505027Burt's reactions are funny. Is it that hard to understand?
>>219505195yeah they played music like it was a school trippure nontentbliccy was cool in the segment i guess
>Site chat is actually satisfied just watching Burt in the goo roomFishtank never needs to be a good show
It's just going to be burt in one room with tts telling him to make goo and saying the same shit over and over for the rest of the season
only redeemable conclusion to the Burt arch is that Sam comes on and boxes him.
so "goo" room was his $20k room project?
>>219505307I feel like it would be really hard to fake it for 42 days.
>>219505279kys vgr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4
>god is my ally
>>219505263>>219505136
>>219505243why would he care about this?
>>219505243>It's very important to the plan that I leglock landon all night while he smells my scent while he dreams. trust the plan!
>>219505207>Olympic Vimpmake the call jet
>>219505185he has nutriders on twitter though so he must be cool, right?
>>219505318And that’s better than hearing Bashir tell retarded Muslim stories or praying.
>>219505298Nta but I love this movie You should watch Screamers
>god is my allyi hope so bashir.....
>>219505301it was only awkward because of the boring nontent zoomers
>>219505323>y-you're not special
am I the only one that gets visibly angry when tey all dogpille on bashir and pauses the show
Bashir "God is my Ally" Imady
>>219505311>OH MY GOD IT'S BURT THE BLACK RAPIST FROM SEASON 2 AHAHAHAHA *cries* DUDE MY MOMMY WOULD BE SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW *spazzes* YOU'RE SO AWESOME JET
insider herethey're planning on making the final challenge beat mints to death with sledgehammers challengeand the winner is the audience
>>219505330If Bashir makes it through all this bullshit and win, I might actually start believing it.
>drake mogged bashir>landon mogged bashirSad the only way Bashir is still there is because of a rigged elimination and Bam giving him special treatment If he wins its only because bam forced it
have james drake and laura done anything since the candy challenge?
>>219505195Yeah, they did a half-assed acoustic set during which Bam kept talking during the songsCouple funny moments in there but very underwhelming overall
>>219505340based and thanks i think i will
>>219504963He had a Good Woman by his side.
>>219505295hence why she's trying to get the rest of the house against james drake
>>219505198She was too stupid to understand Letty was trying to tell her to do more than throw shit and scream. Probably because all she can do is throw shit and scream.
>>219505317the season devolved into trying to pull out previous contestants to show the kick audience and its gay
Bash is slowly turning into Burt, fishtank is getting to him
they should mess with bashirs clothes again thats good content i love poop
>>219505361>landon mogged bashirWhen?
>>219505030>>219505152The anon I added to be my personal Asa Mitaka who I had e-sex with over discord a whole bunch and it was really fucking hot and sexy and steamy and she was so fucking good hasn't had sex with me in months. She's messages me rarely but we always miss each other scheduling wise.God I fucking need her back. Asa makes me so fucking hard. I love Asa. I need to have e-sex with an Asa Mitaka again. Straight up prison gay for anons pretending to be anime girls and JOI-ing me for 4 hours.
what is this expression supposed to convey
Why didn't anyone ask blane why he had to leave right then when he posted in the other thread FUCK
>>219505346its his fault he was spoiling burts lore and trying to convince james drake to throw him out of the house
>>219505323his room was the computer lab, which is why jet and ben didn't give a shit about dropping it
>entire house siding against drake except for laurawhy is bashir being dogpilled like this?
>>219505341>God as a freeloader
>>219505371No thats Landons woman now. Bash wasnt enough for her, she needs a real moral man like Landon.
>bashseethers were actually landonfags and not drakefagsthis actually makes a lot of sense
Bashir is stressed the fuck out to be smoking like that. Love to see it.
Burt got old real fucking fast. I hope Drake boxes him.
>>219504427but he did jack off to blacked at some point
>>219505250I don't think she even likes him platonically now she's just trying to make it more fair
If production was creative and not completely retarded they would have had Burt show up dressed as Ivan Ooze in the goo room making and delivering slime for just the twins to play with then Ben rushed up and tells them goo is evil and then give the Twins a cash challenge to be dark Twins for a day or something
Burt and Greg confirmed fucking
>>219505116No, the rooms were supposed to be for the contestants to earn fish bucks for in a cut throat darkRP style game show with a market economy with no returning faces from previous seasons The bathtub full of dud keys is obviously bait and a red herring for unlocking anything You and Jet Neptune have similar IQs, so the Goo Factory has just become the ‘we want to farm Burt TTS but don’t want Burt near us or contestants’ isolation room and every element of the seasons ‘theme’ has been abandoned >>219505175A Touch of Sin - it’s an anthology based on real famous crimes in modern China and quite well shot and scored
>>219505311Did he ever even talk to Alex B?
>>219505393we dont know who anyone is siding with because they arent actually competing right nowgo ahead and keep getting upset by meaningless chit-chat though
>>219505393>the long goodbye mentionedbash is a sensitive young man
>>219504963He didnt do shit, it's because they all recognize James is the hands down strongest player in the game
>>219505384on god?
jet make the call
>>219505389Mints was in the gay instructional video dipshit
>>219505382bashir doesnt care about petty "mogging" or "being mogged"so even if landon did it once or twice, he doesnt care in a long term
Bashir thinks he's a noir protagonist and has very little agency.
>>219505386>HE'S NEVER HAD A ZAGNUT
>>219505382he stole vimp from him, his huge crush total brvtal mogging
>Bashir gets good advice to stop spending so much time alone away from everywhere where he can't even hear what the rest of them say>''I wish I was in the movie long goodbye, this reminds me of LA Noir where hurr durr durr''This guy is hopeless
>>219505374>people are getting bored of Bashir's hassling, can you target anyone else>I CAN'T TARGET THE TWINS BECAUSE THEY ARE WOMEN>I CAN'T TARGET LANDON BECAUSE HE IS RETARDED>I CAN'T TARGET JAMES DRAKE BECAUSE HE IS HOT
>>219505386It's just Bam's thing. Like when Sam points his finger in that very specific way, that's Sam's thing.
>>219505408i like him but i need to see james drake literally KO him for the lols
>>219505412I think that's her main goal but I do think she has a soft spot for him. She gets genuinely frustrated when he doesn't try as hard as he can
>>219505301What did you want the fish to do, steal their guitars and smash them over the bar?Having a musical act on the show is just inherently boring, unless it's something gimmicky like The Three Elvis's. Having a few old dude playing songs on acoustic guitar is simply boring.
>>219504427>>219505411YOU'RE ACTING LIKE COLE RIGHT NOW!!
i can see vimp using landon for stream viewers and blocking him after 2 weeks
You now remember steel panther woke up the fish singing songs about hookers and cock
>my whole experience here feels like noir
>>219505426ok?
>>219505386>HE NEVER TASTED A STRAWBERRY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
>>219505437how about listen to the full thought you dumbass hes talking about how he has no agency and can only win the small battles
>>219505437Let him finish his cig first.
>>219505393>drake gets dogpiled for 2% of the show>drakefags immediately cry about bashBASHIR DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
>>219505437he's the main character and edveryone else in the house is a two-faced bitch, it's good he's staying alone, if it ends up 1v20 it solidifies him more as the main character
>>219505426exactly, 50 minutes video or something, usually they would use ben, it but was only mints, so it was his project
>>219505403basher seethers are actually nothing but basher seethers thats there main identity. they will neg him no matter who his opponent is. bash and drake still have their rooms barricaded and bash is the only one who gets called out
Bongo just said love has no color. BBCbros, we’re in!
bashir is cole if cole was unlikable
>jet make the call
I think Bashir is the best fish of season 5
>>219505456Hopefully she'll reach double digit viewers
>>219505408They should tell him Burt has training and not to hold back. I think Burt’s claimed that as well so he has to get heemed right away before Drake realizes he’s a flailing retard
>>219505437they come to him when the time is righthe can sit and do nothing all day. the main character does whatever they want.
Please pray for Jerma. He lost his dog and is dealing with serious health issues right now. Amen.
>>219505399he gets longhoused and dog piles bashir
>>219505403Always has beenNo more brother wars
>>219505484fact
>>219505479cole was already unlikable
>teal is a great color>thielUHHH BLICCY?
>>219505479Bashir is Cole with less self-awareness and an inherent belief in the good nature of others, instead of a pure doomer.
>>219505484Correct.
>>219505436Landon didn't do that though he just sat around being a non-entity as always, that was her and production
Its so funny that the fear factor contestant james drake who is ready for massive challenges and crazy stunts is in the most nontent normie season of fishtank
They should’ve invited an Indonesian Muslim girl on the show
>>219505219>>219505301>>219505316>>219505365lol thanks anons
>>219505479bashir mogs cole because he understand the show is making fun of himcole had a complete meltdown when he figured that out
>>219505495His father died around the same time too
Why is she staring at it so intensely?
>>219505484Everybody is saying this.
>>219505495
>>219505513this
>>219505402The Freeloader?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774821071694164.mp4
>>219505461>ok?This is the IQ of your average zoomer btw
>>219505522Get mogged little bashirbitch I cant wait till Draco wins the show and your loser goes home empty handed.
>>219505484The final three are all good and have enough agency to make this interesting
Can't wait til they check in and ask him how much goo he made so far and it's 0
>>219505403Any true drakechad has always known that he needs his rival
>>219505328I'm not VGR and am one of the premier most frequent Buffalo '66 recommenders and proponents on the entire board since like 2017. I didn't know that fag existed until recently and feel he's ruining Buffalo '66 and Vincent Gallo's reputation by association.
why do so many have bashir derangement syndrome? he seems pretty chill and friendly with everyone, just a little antisocial and autistic about his religion
>>219505477Bongo and Bingo already said there is nothing wrong with being blacked or dating black people when TTS joked that Drake's gf was blackedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774652199003586.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774652199003586.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774652199003586.webm
Bam relapsed again
Threads 70% bots you know it i know it
>>219505437he is right, it is obsession to spy other people, you cant do this unnoticed (by tts fags)
>>219505555Who cares
>>219505538has anyone else gotten nude?
>>219505495this is jerma dollhouse 2 waiting room
>>219505526They're friends with Bam and just did him a favor, it was a nice little wholesome segment.
>>219505546I'm a Drakefag though, I'm just pointing out the simple fact that Landon never mogged Bashir
>>219505545>KFC slop bowl for the nigger
>>219505495He fell off after he moved to Vegas and started dating a super fan of his. His inability to gatekeep his own fans lead to an unstable fandom full of the worse kind of people. Sorry to hear about Otto though.
>>219505555seething jews/goylem
>>219505548Imagine if they were on a good season, would have been the best season by a long mile
>>219505539JUST CHINESE
prone boning mints’s PAWB ass
I actually like the computer and goo room concepts I wish they didn't give up on them. It's a bad pattern of Jet's to always go the opposite direction whenever something fucks up e.g. S2 being all fans, S3 no fans or S3 being "too massive" and retreating to barebones S4. If there even is another season I hope they take another crack at high concept specialized rooms, although it was certainly a mistake to not have bedrooms
>>219505573I jerked off to this.
>>219505484everybody is often saying this
>>219505585god imagine this final 3 in the swamp olympics
>>219505567Yeah, it's getting too obvious to deny
dead streams?
>>219505473bashir is the definition of two faced, and he wouldn't even disagree with that lol
>>219505527Cole was just annoyed that Sam started to treat him like Jon and didn't want to be a literal punching bag to be kicked in the face by Sam as he looks for his new adopted son. That's the issue.Cole would have cooled down and kept going but they kicked him for saying ''nina'' because Letty was in the chat calling to remove him.
>>219505424On god everything I said is true and accurate.I've responded to that Landon hating Asa poster once before trying to get e-sex.
>>219505573suzie smalls
>>219505555The season was meant to be about the twins or production's gay ass "wacky normie wins!" storyline. Bashir is ruining all of it!
>>219505548The twins have been carried the entire way and should have been gone weeks ago
>>219505572You for replying
>>219505448That was 2 days ago, she's over him now and "turning the house against James Drake" by shittalking him to everyone
nigger heil hitler
>>219505567
>>219505594>S2 being all fansthis was intentional, but the reveal came too quick
>>219505555idk it's so odd, they come in waves randomly too. I don't really get it
>>219505573My nigga Head flashed his hog standing up after taking a fat Head shit and the black midget showed her tits Bliccy style while sleeping
i'm gonna say the m word
>>219505608I don’t think they kicked him for Nina, I think they kicked him more for the rehashed season comments and insulting production
>>219505513For this reason, Bashir is less entertaining but also doesn’t QUIT the show (we want him back!)
eating cheese fries off of vimps nude body
>>219505548There’s literally no way you can make a challenge interesting with the twins involved.
>>219505555Shitting on a fish is fun but this is a whole new level, it's real hatred. It's all bethsimps, transvestites and gay guys
>>219505531She wants to be in the middle
>>219505484I dont care about any of the shit he rambles about but for some reason am rooting for him can't really explain it myself
this season started with bashir vs the longhouse and its ending with james drake vs bashir due to his resurrection
>>219505608That was Jet pretending to be Nina
>>219505608They didn't kick him. Cole bitched out after Sam kicked a hole through the door and walked so stop lying.
>>219505603>>219505626its always been like this no shame in the game but they forget things actually have to be happening tho
>>219505626>>219505603>>219505567the polls show 50 users tops itts. grim shit.
i just want to see goo getting made.
>>219505567It's insanely obvious this season and it fucking blows
>>219505555 You talk about seethe and hate and its like two people compared to the 5+ or so of you.
>>219505628yeah ik but after and during S2 they were like "we fucked up, never again, no fans ever" and S3 made them go "back to fans, fuck normies, never again" they flip flop on showrunner decisions
>>219505658It was the most obvious kick
>>219505555His main problem is narcissism and expecting people to bow to him because he was nice to him, that's pretty much itCool guy otherwise, but jesus fucking christ, he is the type of kid to give someone a piece of gum and if the person accepts it then they owe their life to him because "BRO BUT THAT TIME I GAVE YOU A PIECE OF GUM"
>>219505555Hating at least one contests t is part of the fun of the show and gives them a chance to become stronger with the feedback
any tech nerd can tell me why the kick player reloads when you resize the window
>>219505513>Cole with less self-awarenessis that even possible
goo room lacks ejaculation
The Cole/Bashir egotistical narcissist who clashes a lot with production archetype appeals to a lot of people here for good reason, you all also seem to think you're too good for the show but keep watching just like the aforementioned contestants
https://x.com/veronicandjelly/status/2041911632482148862Chris O’Neil’s ex-gf supports the twins.
>>219505658They spent a day trying to get Meg to stay but sure they didn’t kick him
>>219505560forgot to add bongo said she personally wouldnt do it 5 sec aftershe was only saying its ok to be a half black person and be alive and exist
>>219505555i dont care what they say, i will talk with him post season on /bant/
>>219505567true.
>>219505538what did he mean by this
>>219505674What has he done to give you that impression
>>219505608Yeah pretty much. Cole resented being treated like an un-self aware retard like Jon. I think it was kind of a test that he failed. Like a few days ago there was a huge dogpile against Bashir that felt like a test for him and he made it through.
>>219505672Fucking retarded ass retard, holy fuck.... Keep adoring the faggot like the queer you are.
Cole quit but we still love him
>>219505683keep us posted
>>219505671because none of the girls from s3 wanted to fuck jet and none of the men respected himhe needs to feel in control and like he can get his dick sucked after the show
>Season 1 ended with a long often boring cell match but the ending whole scripted willy wonka was still very good and the last shot being the backdoor open to the sun with laughter heard was a perfect end>Season 2 was a decent into madness and delirium that was full of crazy shit that ends like waking up from a nightmare, a hard cut back to reality, still a good end for what it was.>Season 3 ended the best it could but obviously wasn't the plan>Season 4 didn't get an end.Season 5 has no chance I fear.
>>219505678kick is a piece of shit site
There won't be any goo made, will there?
>>219505567It's blatantly obvious this is the case when the baker forgets the subject or puts it in the wrong field. All of the real users move on to the new thread, while all of the bots are stuck on the old one until it dies.
>>219505222>Laura want CAKE
>>219505696Seethe
>>219505682its AUTISM not narcissism ignorant faggot
>>219505585yep. I think the worst type of exploitation the wiggers have done is take people who actually are good and put them in a season that's only used to kickstart some gay kick career
>>219505683But what does Cory think of this?
>>219505682I don't watch the show I just post here
I think the goo room and computer room are potentially good ideas. But there has to be more to it. The season didn't do enough to make the fish actually want money. It should have been like>man, I'm hungry. Guess I'll go make some fucking gooLike the entire economy is gone now and nothing has changed. The fish know they're getting fed and Jet let them steal all the vapes out of the market.YOU HAVE TO COMMIT TO THE BIT, JETTHAT'S COMEDY 101
>>219505640I feel like this has been soft confirmed after jet said Daniel was acting "just like cole" for shit testing productionThey remove people who piss them off
>>219505437That's shit advice. What could he possibly hear? They don't like him? Wow. Worth hearing.
>>219505701Speak for yourself. He literally admitted to watching Blacked. Cole is a fucking faggot trustfund kid.
>>219504192How the fuck does bashir score so high on these, how is this boring faggot so popular
It takes three weeks for the fish to lower their guards toward the audience and then there's only one week left.
>burt still hasn't made any goo
>>219505690embarrassing post
>>219505720It can be both, retardSame way a down syndrome person can be violent and not violent
>>219505723He’s a Blaneiac and so is his trans gf.
Burt should host season 6
>>219505674he did more than that you fuckin idiot he was allied in the game and pulled landon out of his autistic funks twice just from sheer goodwill
>>219505661considering how shit the show is ,and has been, i believe it. if anything im surprised it's more than 20.
>>219505731Hes not poor so we must hate him
>>219505727Retarded subhuman faggot
I'm so sick of Burt.
>>219505707imagine dismissing the final cell that was a kino wario ware finale
>bashir said he has 4 wives>bashir said he's so poor that he has to ask his parents for money for groceries>bashir said he just got married 2 days before fishtanknigga how you finna support 4 wives when you can't even support yourself?
>>219505725Jet is too incompetent to run a fucking economy, dude. Remember his goal is fucking 50 people in a fake darkRP larp, he is completely delusional and saw this as a test run.
>>219505725the paypigs didnt like it. they wanted pooptank and nothing else, if people arent throwing poop for an hour they start rioting.jet makes the show the fans deserve.
>>219505683gross whorebad woman
>>219505720Cole and Bashir are not autistic, they're undersocialized rich kids with huge egos. Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.
>>219505661Honestly more than I expected
>>219505674He's just a retard I think. When he does that he's trying to convince them that he gave them the thing to prove his loyalty is still there or some shit
>>219505755Gibs
>>219505736Just like every black co worker lazy nigger
>>219505737n-no
>>219505755>he fell for it
>>219505554vincent gallo and buffalo 66 are ruining buffalo 66's reputation. dogshit
>>219505714its actually the other way tho isnt it
>>219505682I'm not too good for the show, the show is too good for the wiggers.>ElaborateNo.
>>219505753why?
>>219505555/ftl/ is 90% pro bashir but you do you little buddy
>>219505742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6nRohCTEO0&t=11s
bashir is that kid that never accepted losing and kept coming up with new rules
>>219505661not everyone participates in the polls
There’s less than one week left. Can production just manufacture a challenge that isn’t strength based and makes alliances infeasible or just ban them altogether now? If freeloaders wanna help them ig that’s fine but Bashir has rode everyone’s coattails since he came back from elimination, and the twins need to prove themselves worthy on their own without hiding behind Bashir while he goes after James.
>>219505707The ending to season 1 and 2 was peak I fear, I hated the cut off at the time, but in retrospect it's kind of good. It's weird season 1 I always liked, season 2 I liked a lot more in retrospect, season 3 I cooled off on, I think season 5 just doesn't have it, there's been a lot missing the entire time, and I feel like it's gonna sputter and peter out regardless
>>219505741cope, autism can be misread as narcissism by ignorant faggots like you
>>219505733The show has been rigged for him. They rigged his elimination, they focus on him a lot. He is who they have as the written in winner bro. Have you not been watching? They are absolutely as obvious about it as they were josie.
>>219505755get manipulated idiot
>>219505776this is what literally retarded fishtank faggots believe
>>219505672>>219505608>Production never comes back to make him leave>He packs his things and walks down to basement door>Has to knock and wait for them to let him inCole quit. Production was fucking with him and he accidentally called their bluff.
>instead of having an interesting final week with the remaining contestants we're just going to lock the schizo gay African in a room and farm TTS like he's been doing the past fucking two years while keeping the camera on him for the remainder of the showBashir buddies.... I'm starting to think this isn't The Wire
>>219505661I havent voted in a single poll. Polls are for fags
>>219505683based. but also she's a whore
>HEY IM FROM SEASON 2 YALL>I BIRTH YA NIGGAS>YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WOUDN'T SURVIVE IN MY SEASON>SOMEONE BIG IS COMING>IM HERE TO FUCK IT UP>sleeps all day and talks to the indian robotglad it exposed the S2fag superiority complex
I miss Jin. said no one ever. LOL!
>The wiggers know what they are doingLMAOOOO
>>219505780No, bots scan the catalog for /ftl/ subject fields.If the thread doesn't have a subject, they can't find it and thus can never move on from the current thread.
>>219505755if you watch bashir and think this guy is married to even 1 wife idk what to tell you
>the wiggersUH OH BURTY
>>219505789>but Bashir has rode everyone’s coattailsnigga is you serious? jame drake had like 5 freeloaders helping him collect candy.
>>219505754Warioware doesn't have you waiting an hour between minigames, which was the problem. It was a lot of letty and Josie sitting there while Sam was trying to come up with the next challenge or letting fatty come up with something. It was good, but the downtime was lackluster for a finale.
>>219505765let me guess, brian and drake are your favs? crippled faggot
>>219505733main character bitch, seethe more
>>219505751I just told you why I REALLY hate him. He fucking watches blacked.
>>219505733Could you name one moment any of the other fish have had? DANTE MUST DIE MODE: Name one that doesn't involve Bashir.
>>219505683cory is 100% a landonfag
anywayslife is vimpy
>>219505799they gave up on these fish when they brought alex b backjets only objective is finding a tts cow and milking them for as long as possible
>>219505804season 2 had a very poor cast, the whole thing was just style over substancecool outfits and crazy house destruction combined with boring autistic people waiting to be told what to do
has dumbgay done ANYTHING as a freeloader?
>>219505815i was more so thinking of human wigger bots dont think they do literal bots or do they
>>219505804>NOBODY IN THIS SHOW HAS BARRICADED AS MUCH AS YOU>twins sleeping in their room for 48 hours twenty feet away
>>219505748I don't click the strawpolls
>>219505789the goal is to sell fish tokens while minimizing expenses, not to produce entertaining challenges
>>219505683Who?
>>219505683most rancid whore alive
>>219505798This. All claims that he was kicked are from low IQ tard boys.
>>219505809bringing up jin unprompted to seethe at him is crazy
The Bashir’s 4 40+ year old wives question is a legitimate moron test. There are actually people in this very thread that failed it
>>219505796you're 12 and like films for 12 year olds
>>219505804
>>219505798Do you seriously think we are that stupid? Or are you that stupid?>''hey, pack your stuff and leave now''>leaves>''heh, would you look at that, he LEFT, get the semantics? We told him to leave and he LEFT. Get it??? We didn't kick him, we didn't use our feet to harm him, see? We didn't KICK him HAHAHA''holy autism
even burt is calling them the wiggers lmao
Are they doing another elimination or a 3 way final? If it's just a 3 way I might just skip until the last day
>>219505582Did you want him to say fuck trans rights on stream or what? But yes rip otto
>>219505840bantfags will seethe over this trvke
>>219505844he talked about anal sex and all the tradcath larpers clapped and giggled
>>219505840In a just world tayleigh and TJ would have never made it near the top 3 it's honestly shocking
>>219505725His whole idea for the show was flawed from the start. He tried to change fishtank so the floors would stay clean turning it into a more mainstream kind of social show, but that's not why people watch fishtank so it was always going to revert. The goo room is a big brother style idea, this is a gay scat play show.
>>219505828Summer and Vicky are my favorites from their respective seasons.
>>219505845I don’t read any post by a namefag kys
>>219505585yesthe cast was actually really good
>>219505683No one knows who that is. Kill yourself.
>>219505798Yeah that’s why they never did this hilarious bit again or tried to stop him. They kicked him immediately kamikazing their show
landon is a mozzarella chadhe won
>>219505789>but Bashir has rode everyone’s coattails since he came back from eliminationThere hasn't been a more outcast fish since Cole yet he's still winning a majority of the challenges
>>219505798this is true but that still means he got kicked, production was just too proud to be like "oh we were just kidding"
>>219505834could you stop bringing up blacked for one fucking thread, where is drake irl to crush your windpipe tranny
>>219505862Making shit up because your eyes and ears deceive you. Ngmi.
>>219505683> Tomar what would you do if a flock of wiggers trapped you inside of a goo factory and forced you to make goo?> I don't know uh probably try to get out I guess
>>219505862The effort to quality ratio of your bait is off. I'd tell you to try harder, but that isn't the issue.
>>219505798>Tell someone to leave your property >They leave>"I didn't kick him out what do you mean?"
I’ve been enjoying the season mostly but this shit fucking sucks right
>Bashir not eliminated >Production (mints, ben sometimes) has beef with Bashir>show is focused on bashir >Bam gives bashir special/preferential treatment Bashir is the scripted winner its so obvious
>>219505856Kimmee is probably right that bashir has ai wives he chats dirty with like his dad's Muslim erotica books he writes
>>219505862seriously, cole seethers sound so fucking retarded when they pull this cope
>>219505840Actual truth nuke
>it is 3PM>Burt has been in the house for 12 hours>he has made no goo...Why the fuck didn't mints give him a daily quota? Is he retarded? Make the goo on time or GO HOME. Let paypigs pay to fill goo orders for him if they want to keep him.
>>219505877saying this like shinji wasn’t the weakest pick
>>219505879that checks out, sister
>>219505834he didnt say that
>>219505725expect that is boring to watch... If jet actually modeled it after dark rp he should know most of the job in darkrp suck and people only want to play the fun ones so you can RDM, minge or power trip. No one wants to see shit in a market unless you selling guns lmao
>>219505840The beginning and end were great. The middle two weeks were some of the greatest garbage waste of time in my life.
>>219505903>people bring up Cole and say we must love him>Cole is a blackedfag, to the point he felt the need to share that fact about himself in the threads>YOU'RE OBSESSEDD!!!!
>>219505936Right? It's gonna be so awesome when he makes goo
>>219505840Meg>Drake
almost a day in the goo room and not a single goo has been made by burthate to say it but our ancestors wouldve just taken him out back behind the cottonfield and blasted his ass
>>219505938shinji was the goat at challenges though, which was interesting a way. obviously he was boring nontent for everything else, and he definitely sucked at the end since he just gave up
NEW>>219505830>>219505830>>219505830new>>219505830>>219505830>>219505830
s4 had the best cast but it was fumbled hard
>>219505910hhahaahhahaahahhahah
>>219505840only cole's trench coat was cool70s fashion is horrible
>>219505840interestingly, the poor cast made production work harder than they ever have to produce a good product
>>219505821james had laura and suzie, bashir had the twins and landon plus their freeloaders at one point
>>219505925Bingo vs Bongo, final two, loser dies.
>>219504554good pic. The early parts of the season were light on good pics, it is good to see that it is finally pic(k)ing up.
>>219505939Keep rooting for your self-inserts, maybe they will help you detox from this evil show one day.
>>21950575540 year old sugar mommas. He's married widows with money who buy his Shaman larp like Bam.
>>219505815Or people just search ftl on the catalog and dont scan every thread because that's fucking retarded
>>219505949you ARE obsessed tranny
>>219505903>where is drake irlhe’s in the fishtank, you stupid retard!
>>219505938Having a horny Japanese guy that can barely speak English is a great bit he earned his place
>>219505725jet thinks it's funny to be unfunny.
>>219505834caring about anything the fish do outside of the show is a sign of parasocial mental illness. especially with how much you seem to care about it
>>219505963They were nontent except for Freddy
>>219505870Blocking the flags from being spammed in chat is more than enough to get the message across, but oh well, that ship sailed and he had to 'retire' to get away from it.
>burt on director cam>dumbgay in the bar>click around>can't find anyone elseit's fucking over, I can't watch this
>>219505890>>219505898Production's ego preventing them from begging him to stay is its own issue, that doesn't change anything. If they needed to beg him to stay, that defeats the argument of it being a kick in the first place. He packed his bag, went to the basement door, knocked, and patiently waited. That is a voluntary exit.
>>219505974ironic
>>219505925I lean towards the wiggers rigging for drake winning because he's whined the least. Twins will get a good career starting boost from studying to the end. Bashir did good just whined too much and he ultimately came on the show for spiritual/social growth reasons and doesn't care about getting 1st just staying long enough to make an impact on fishtank
>>219505963ellie, seth, aryeh, and rachel sucked imo and thats half the cast
>>219505965The fashion great
GO HOME LAURA
>>219506009Do you seriously think people are that stupid? Who do you think you are talking to?
>audience can you do my job for meLiterally give him a fucking reason to do it, mints. If he doesn't finish X amount of goo orders per hour, he gets kicked off. Start with 5, if he's too fast increase the workload. Holy shit, how are you this bad at forcing the retard to do shit?
>>219505799This is just like season 5 of the wire
>>219505689>she was only saying its ok to be a half black person and be alive and existWell she’s wrong
>>219506009They spent a day begging Meg to stay. They beg people all the time like with Alex
>>219505874Only benleaks obsessed over s2
Do you think Jet even knows there’s 5 days left?
>>219506009I think they were serious initially but like sort of instantly regretted it so they were hoping if they didn’t answer the door he’d go back up.
>I'M JUST A FREAKING ROBOT! >:(
>>219506075Sure doesn't seem like it
Has the nigger made a single amount of goo?
>>219506034>Who do you think you are talking to?Very stupid people, apparently - thanks for clearing that up.>>219506049>Cole wasn't kicked, we want him back!The begging probably happened in the basement, and is likely why they didn't answer the door right away in the first place. And why they didn't force him to pack up or walk him down to the basement in the first place.>>219506076Yeah, that's what I meant earlier when I said that Cole accidentally called their bluff. I don't think they were that serious about the kick, but they were seriously mad at him and accidentally screwed themselves by giving him an easy out.
>>219505958>shinji was the goat at challenges though, which was interesting a way. obviously he was boring nontent for everything else, and he definitely sucked at the end since he just gave up>Tayleigh 20k in prize money, most poker chips even after a week of onions taxing by Vance>Shinji 4k in prize money, 80%l because he was Tay's partner in team challenges, least amount of chips of the threeWhen will this "Shinji was good at challenges" meme die?
>>219505967lol
>>219506179>t. didn't watch the showthe furniture heist was one of the best fucking moments in ftl history. no contestant has managed to do anything like that again.
>>219506158yeah when he shat his pants earlier
Laura sucks
>>219505838truuuuuue
