Any recommendations for cartoons for toddlers and young kids? What do you show your kids?
>>219504658>be at friends>he puts it on some playlist for his kid and asks me to keep an eye on it>"If you don't hear cartoons just check up on em' real quick, Anon, thanks.">K>Something like an hour goes by and now instead of hearing Mike, Leo, Raph' & Donnie, I hear what sounds like a man talking>Ask lil man to see his tablet and ask if he's still watching cartoons>Friends kid is watching pudgy manchild lardo go inside toys r us to buy and eventually unbox TMNT figures>"..Kyle, don't you wanna watch cartoons instead?">'Mmmm..no. I like this.'>mfw
>>219504658>steal popular songs>change lyrics to insert "bob the train" >chocolate lane song is about anal sexno thanks, just make your kids watch educational stuff. Stay away from zombie/halloween/dinosaur stuff that is there to make your kids worship the devil and program him/her to make you waste money (daddy, I want a witch costume! oh I want a skeleton costume! buy some candies! today is halloween! durr hurr! buy me a dinosaur toy! (do they even existed?) Tv is the real machine of mental retardation though
>>219504970i thought maybe some anons would have some better cartoons that are not pozzed
Peppa Pig
>>219505214There are none, anon. All of them are shit. You have to pick your battles before your children start watching degenerate pregnancy/farting/.exe horror shit for themselves. Spend time with your kids, the moment you leave them alone with a cellphone is the moment the algorythm will make him some tranny dressed as a child talking to your kids, or worse, some chinese animation of sonic/mario/whatever popular character doing stupid sounds and drowning or eating each other.
>>219505489that's kinda what i'm afraid of. was thinking maybe scooby doo or stuff from when i was a kid, but i don't want to be such a weird parent that my kid can't relate to his peers
My sister's kids like Paw Patrol and some dancing fag on youtube - at least it gives them exercise and helps their coordination.
>>219506636paw patrol looks cute.
>>219505680Kids these days need a LOT of STIMULATION. If they're not watching retarded shit like D Billions where every two seconds someone makes an 0nionface and there are neon lights everywhere, it's hard to make them watch a slow paced cartoon with reused animations like scooby doo (in which you have to pay attention to understand what's happening) I don't know how old are your kids, but if they're at least 4 yo. you can watch a movie like zootopia, classic disney movies (like the lion King) but here's the secret: you don't have to watch the whole in one sit with your children. Watch half an hour or so and then you keep watching the next day. I've personally make watch spongebob squarepants to my little girl (mostly because I never watched it ) I know it's retarded but what's the alternative? My kid also watches sheriff labrador (although like Paw Patrol it teaches them that the police are the nice guys and will always come to your rescue so they remain like obedient little goys) Try to make them watch anything that have a plot (TMNT if boys, Miraculuous Ladybug if they are girls)
Paw Patrol and Bluey are all thats decent. Teen Titans Go! If they're old enough I guess
>>219507359he's 16 months. yeah his toys all make noises and stuff too when you press a button, very stimulating. he has watched Cars
>>219504970>That song that is just an ad for the army and how cool army vehicles lookThat was pretty wild showing it to our neighbor's baby girl I was babysitting
Avatar the Last Airbender and Avatar the Legend of Korra. I pre-screened both for my sister's kids. At least these stories have good values and complex situations.
>>219504792>>Friends kid is watching pudgy manchild lardo go inside toys r us to buy and eventually unbox TMNT figuresBack in my day, I used to watch Stuart Ashens unbox a fake PSP from China in 240p. He went to Poundland to get it, but he never showed video of him going to fucking Poundland. The British fuck would just open the thing right infront of the camera and call it shit.
>>219504792toys r us is still a thing?
lena's farm is goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEMnatVMPc&list=RDJAEMnatVMPc&start_radio=1
>>219507448teen titans go is degenerate shitpaw patrol and bluey are finegrizzy and the lemmings is kind of a modern tom and jerryclassic thomas narrated by george carlinbasically just don’t let your kid watch anything on a tablet or phone, and don’t leave them alone unsupervised with anything connected to the internet.
>tubi slop My daughter was a late talker and pic related helped her a lot without it being jeet coded like Bob the Train.
>>219504658Put on high-class B&W arthouse film to give them the proper growth they deserve. My recommendation is putting on Satantango and 360° out of the room. You'll come back to a smarter, better kid with a brighter future ahead. Don't be surprised if it starts calling you sir!
>>219507359>Kids these days need a LOT of STIMULATIONThey don’t unless you broke their brain already with a tablet. And even then, ween them off and let them watch slow paced stuff or nothing. Learning how to be bored is a critical skill.
>>219507551oooh, he's still a babby. Well, I think shit like cocomelon or pink fong or super jojo would be fine for now. Not that they're good shit or anything.
>>219504658Super Simple Songs and also Numberblocks. Stay away from Cocomelon or Pink Fong. There's also the classic Sesame Street episodes. Ms Rachel is also good but right wing zionists hate her.
Dragonball Redwall cartoon Last airbender Scooby Doo
