situation didn't look so catastrophic
>>219507341What is the issue again?Crop blight? Easily fixable with gmos
>>219507341That girl really does look like a younger Jessica Chastain, holy shit.Anyway to answer your question, Nolan didn't know how to make this film.
>>219507341This actor is stupid as fuck. Legit 60iq specimen on podcasts it's truly disappointing.
>>219507413You don’t know his name, but he’s stupid as fuck?
>the greatest physicist to ever live saves mankind with science>it's a womanI can only suspend my disbelief so much, Nolan.
>>219507413he's american. what the fuck did you expect.
>>219507599he cant spell his first name, or surname, checked
>>219507413calm down Rajeesh
Matthew Makkanaheehee
>Murph... gods, what a stupid name.
If they could grow enough crops on a space station to feed all of humanity, what was stopping them from building massive greenhouses on Earth protected from the blight or whatever it was?
>we can't grow corn on earth anymore because of a disease>if only we could grow corn! darn>>anyway, we'll have to grow corn in space while we travel to a new planet with no biosphere to grow corn there instead
Didn’t the Plan B basically involve human cloning and shit? If they are that good at genetic engineering they should be able to GMO their way out of the crop problem.
>>219507697>the greatest physicist to ever liveThis is never even implied
>>219507341I'd make a catastrophic situation in her vagina
>>219507341>is that a 9000 feet tsunami? nah bruh it's just a moving mountain dont worry about it>akchuelly LOVE is faster than light so if we get into our LOVE spaceship and set course for LOVE then we will save the world
>>219508325Quantum entanglement is a thing dumbass
>>219508168>>219508262why are americans so fucking obsessed with corn?
>>219507341How would solving the gravity equation allow them to defy gravity?
>>219507877Who are some actors from your shithole we should know about?
>>219508632the ship would not tear apart in the black hole because it would emit anti-gravity things and stuff and beams
>>219507413Hate to agree with this. He seems like a total retard, like the kind of person that is governed purely by animal instincts.
>>219508498Why are you so obsessed with American crops?
>>219507341You can't fix earth without pissing off a large number of the people who live on it.
>>219507413>>219507599Matthew Mckindagay was molested in the back of a Lincoln Navigator at 16>https://youtu.be/EEyWnjCCC5I?si=94_jH749o9Ti8n3AAnd yes he is a retard but he's an actor so it's kinda required
So they only needed the "data" from inside a black hole because the space stations were too heavy? Just build bigger fucking boosters
>>219508849He fact that he drops that right at the beginning of his autobiography and never mentions it again is weird
>>219508860the heckin rocket equation doesn't allow that
>>219507401>That girlYou must be new here. >>219508321You will not touch.
>>219508738Non-Americans don't have much to do besides think about Americans.
>>219509026this. it’s ridiculous they don’t just fuck off and start growing corn.
>>219508849>Matthew Mckindagay was molested in the back of a Lincoln Navigator at 16how do you get molested at 16, you're basically full grown
>>219508849The Lincoln Navigator was not introduced until 1997 at which time Matthew McConaughey would have been 28. What’s your beef with him?
>>219508632The same way love transcends dimensions.
>>219509745>>219508849Oh it’s a cumtown bit never mind.
>>219507697Technically, I'd say the robot did the most of what really mattered.
>>219509745Alright alright alrightIt's funnier if it's a Lincoln. It was actually when he was unconscious in the back of a van.
>>219510041He was also 18. 18! Molested as a legal adult.
>>219507401They colored her. Her hair doesn't look like that. I've seen her pussy
>>219508325I am a retard but it’s a wave that’s never (?) going to crashwouldn’t you just float up it and then back down the other side? okay it’s really steep so you’ll be moving really fast but still
>>219507413>>219507401>subhuman bot replies that don't even interact with the thread's topic get at all get most of the replieswhy is /tv/ so subhumanite?
>>219510297Who’s pussy have you seen?
>>219510401Yeah a physicist explained it well. It's like when you move around in a bathtub and your body moves the water around which also causes you to move around a bit, or like when somebody jumps into a pool and the waves he creates moves you around a bit. It wouldn't quite be like the tsunamis we have on Earth.
>>219507341murf
WELCUM TA URF
>>219507341why does Nolan drain the fucking color from everything he ever does
>>219513669It's not him. It's a black hole draining the light out of the film
>>219508498Corn is really versatile.
>>219508168The earth was going to turn into venus, not even bunkerchans would survive
>>219507341>it took us years to be able to leave the earth and it's still not easy to pull off>it's never a problem againI hate this pretentious piece of shit love dimension movie
>>219513669 because if he left the saturation up you’d notice half the sets are just warehouses full of smoke and extras in H&M coatsdude thinks desaturating the image = thematic depth. blue filter + bwooooom soundtrack = kino. it’s the cinematic equivalent of lowering your voice so people think you’re smart.
>>219507341Do they every what exactly was wrong with Earth in the movie?I thought it was left vague to get around OP's question
>>219508168>solves gravity with love equations>still has to use centrifugal force to simulate gravity
>>219508295Not cloning, just an awful lot of cryo'd semen to somehow inject into Brand.
Nolan is such a fucking hack bros
>>219507341>share holder value has been optimized on this earth Murth>we gotta find a new planet
>the magic aliens wanted to save humanity okay
>>219507341You don't understand, anon - there was a corn fungus...A CORN FUNGUS!
>>219518972It was the Blight from Warcraft III
>>219508449
>>219508498Why are brownoids so obsessed with rice?
>>219509120Corn is a crop that rapidly depletes apil nutrients. Thridies aren't smart enough to know how to grow it without causing spil degradation.
This movie exposes the midwits who complain that 2001: A Space Odyssey lacks character drama.>B-but what if what if Dave Bowman had a daughter who missed him?!?>Okay... What if Dave Bowman had a daughter who missed him? >MAGIC LOVE DIMENSION BOOKSHELF!!!!>What? >Look, you can't just have a movie without forced and unnecessary 'drama' because... You just can't, okay?
>>219519366Yeah, growing corn takes a real genius - like the feather-wearing savages who grew it for millennia when they weren't raping their children.
>>219519366>Member of Master Race>Misspells 'Soil' in two different and equally retarded ways.
>>219507341>what’s in a black hole?>an inter-dimensional portal to your daughter’s bedroom built by I don’t fucking know, that’s a story for another time lmao fuck you Baffling
>>219507341Autistic cunt saves humanity. Fag sloppa
>future humans have a plan to save Earth>let's put a wormhole out at Saturn, then that will lead to a giga blackhole with an obviously uninhabitable planet nearby, and a dozen other uninhabitable planets nearby. Only one barren rock world will be any worthwhile. Probably take centuries to get any plants to grow wide spread. Look we tried ok?! Earth-like planets don't just grow on trees!
>>219508449quantum entangle deez nuts
>>219521893interdimensional beings are voyeurs due to their non-physical state, and so just have to look in girls' bedrooms and jerk off
>>219507341There's black people on earth, it cannot be fixed.
>>219512947Just dive underneath the water as it passes lol
>>219519486This but actually. Precolumbian mesoamericans were really good agriculturalists. The Incans developed terraced farming to make good use of scarce land and water, the Aztecs built raft farms called chinampas, and North American tribes planted squash, corn, and beans in clusters because the three crops, when planted in conjunction, would help each other grow and replenish the soil in the process.
>>219507376Did you watch the movie? The crops they were still able to grow were genetically modified, but the blight was starting to affect them also. They knew that eventually nothing would grow.
>>219507341>nooooo why are you going to space when theres starving africans???
>>219523731let's be real, africa is probably fully wiped out in this world.
>>219523543as opposed to space stations which are known to contain the most fertile soil in the universe i guess.
>>219523836More like, africa will be the one to wipe out this world.
>TARS, translate the data into Morse code, hurry up, slick>The first equation has 5000 trillion symbols, Coop
>>219507341Why the fuck didn't he care about his son?
>>219524523I’ve always wondered about this. Apparently the school told him he was retarded and his sister was a rocket scientist and then his dad left so he kinda got the short end of the stick.
>>219507341That's not very Faustian Emersonian of you, kid.
>>219509149You're never too old, assholet. a guy who was orphaned at age 43
>>219519366>>219519486Using corn as a staple crop is actually retarded because it causes a form of malnutrition called pellagra unless it's been treated with an alkaline substance. The Mesoamericans figured this out quick using lime water which is called nixtamalization that also makes it easier to be processed into corn flour. Corn tortillas, tamales etc are made with nixtamalized corn flour and you can use them as a staple food without issues, but if you just eat corn on the cob or polenta as your staple food you eventually start shitting yourself, getting dementia and fucked up peeling skin
>nolan doesn't know most oxygen is created by phytoplankton in the oceanFits with everything else. Theoretical astrophysics if possibly the most bullshit "science" there is.
>>219507341It was a metaphor for demographic change and White flight. It's easier to build in a safer location than to try to raise non-Whites to our level.
>>219522856To be fair, I'd do the same if given the chance
>>219524446>This is impossible to do in the given amount of time, Coop>No, it's necessary.
Eat bugs
>>219508653Magomed ibn Rajeesh ibn Vodkovitch
>>219524337not really they are very food insecure
>>219508498For the same reason europeans are so obsessed with penises - it is a main form of sustenance for them.
>>219510401>wouldn’t you just float up it and then back down the other side?Which is what happened in the movie, they went up and down, but the water fucked up engines so they would stuck there another hour aka 37 years.
>>219508498Corn is in everything you use. I'm not joking or exaggerating.
>>219523543just grow shit in controlled environment instead of open air, and sterilize it before every seeding.
>Somehow this guy produces Tim Chalamet and Mackenzie Foy as offspring Ya no he's actually too ugly
>>219508262the american yearns for the cornfields
>>219508262They couldn't grow rice like civilized people?
>>219523836So it wasn't all bad then.
>>219523543How does launching into space solve anything actually? Unless it is some fantasy shit going on, a sterilized crop growing area is probably all they needed.
>>219536161this is a misleading map."calorie" production or import is meaningless, because most agriculture in the world is used to feed livestock, especially in europe.its not meant for human consumption and cant be switched easily. crops for animals and crops for humans have very little overlap.europe hasnt been food secure for almost 200 years, but there hasnt been a major famine because the entire world WANTS to sell their shit there. and europe grows cash crops to export to other nations.the west relies on open trade and supply chains just as much as africa, in case of a major disruption, both would have famines. theres like 4 countries in the world that still produce enough food for their domestic markets (and they're usually dirt poor because they dont have another choice)being able to produce all your own shit doesnt make a country safe or rich, on the contrary, if europe was required to grow their own food, it would be way too expensive
>>219527755You're an orphan?
>>219523836Since the ship is all midwest fields, all flyover states win
>>219538938Hemp based products could have been this big too...Imagine if the boomers hadn't cucked out to big alco-assholes and coca-nestle.
>Yes, it is technically possible to produce food from oil (petroleum hydrocarbons) when no viable agricultural or biological alternatives exist, primarily through microbial fermentation to create single-cell protein (SCP) or, in more limited ways, synthetic fats. This approach has historical precedents and some modern relevance in extreme scenarios like global catastrophes that disrupt sunlight-dependent agriculture (e.g., nuclear winter or massive volcanic events).Just eat oil duh
>>219507413Has more money than you
>>219507413he's literally me
>>219508849It's better to just never admit it. Years ago, I confessed to my wife that I was molested by a relative when I was younger. She was shocked and asked how old I was when it happened. I told her I was 31. She asked, "Aren't you 31 now? How do you molest a 31 year old man?" I told her you just have to get him really drunk last week in the back of her hot cousin's PT cruiser at a family barbecue.
>Murph NOOOO don't do it with him, he's a nig-
>>219540347>she grabs the hairbrush
Every criticism or plot hole I’ve ever heard someone assign to this movie has been easily disproven just by watching the movieThe “love transcends time and space” thing is not nearly as stupid as everyone pretends it is
>>219540495It's super duper, mega-eye-rolling-so-hard-they're-going-to-break-off, giga-retarded
CASE was better than TARS
>>219539559How does it feel being mouth breaking retard? Europe not only produce enough food for itself it also exports it to third world countries
>>219508325>see tsunami>I just love the hustle and bustle of a big planet
The funniest part is that they go to Giant Tsunami planet first. Like, they're saying "oh it's just right here, so close and we're getting a signal so it must be good!" Any one of them should have said that planet will NEVER be habitable, the other astronaut would have just arrived, they would doom humanity trying to do anything there since it's over a century per day on that planet, and they're wasting a shit ton of time even going there. They say it's nearby and the other planets will take months to get to, but dude they waste 21 years going to that piece of shit and get one of their guys killed for what was an obviously terrible choice. They could have gone to Hugh Mann's planet and he'd still be happy and sane. The black guy wouldn't have spent decades jerking off alone. The white guy wouldn't have died. They'd have like half a dozen astronauts to go on to Love world and save humanity
>>219524523because the son grew up into a man that didn't need emotional support even though he literally had to bury his child, he still moved on with his life but the daughter was so hung up over her dad leaving that she didn't bother leaving any messages other than the final one that was just her bitching at him for having not returned yet
>>219507413This.
>>219547701Woman moment then
>>219507341>time sensitive mission to save earth>go first to the planet with time dealation where one second equals one hour
