Why did we allow a fat alcoholic from Wisconsin to make fun of George Lucas and ruin Star Wars?
>>219510470The prequels have their charms, but the fact that some shots quote other shots is not one of them. I mean who cares? How does it improve the films?
>>219510470Because most of you pedestrians still can't into physiognomy even a little bit.
>two scenes of a character walking left to right >DUUUUUUUUIDE
>>219510470Why is unorginality being praised
How does this refute any of RLM’s criticisms of the Prequels? You might as well say Mike is dumb because Duel of the Fates is a good song.
>>219511030Mike is dumb because Duel of the Fates is a good song.
>>219510470this shit is retarded, may aswell compare over the shoulder shots from different movies
>>219510470The prequels were only made because Lucas got full control of the toy line back from Kenner
>>219511030Stoklasa doesn't understand cinema at allHe is just a talentless, overweight loser who thinks nitpicking is genuine criticism
>>219512559One look at the RLM crew should inform a sensible person to stay as far away from them as possible. A great dilemma with democratization: The majority of people are neither sensible nor beautiful.
>>219512732Pay no mind to Lucas’ neck fat and nigger wife.
the prequels are fucking dogshit and you faggots know ityou're just desperately trying to convince yourselves that your childhood wasn't fucking trash
>>219514236I'll pay mind to Hayden Christensen and Hershie. Lucas is an old man, and more specifically a boomer, whereas Mike and his crew of fat-mouthed undesirables have no excuse.
>>219514293Your uncle having had a thing for your butthole doesn't make the Prequels dogshit.
>>219510470This is so gay
>>219510601A better example of that "poetry" isn't in Star Wars, it's in Avatar 2 and 3.>Tuk gets pulled into the sinking ship and Neytiri dives in after her>Spider is falling off the floating rock and Quaritch dives after and catches himEnding Quaritch's villain status by showing us he has the same protective parental instincts as one of the main heroes
fuck starwars
>>219514908Yeah, the Avatar movies are better than the Star Wars movies. Star Wars has the overall better brand, tho.
>>219511030I think the first movie should be critiqued as a children's science fiction movie. In that category its probably the best one ever made
>>219515045>the Avatar movies are better than the Star Wars movies
>>219515414>Midney memeYikes. And yes, they are. They're at a level of craft Lucas never came close to achieving.
>>219515539If Cameron had any real talent, he would have invented technology to stop the 20 thousand children below the age of five that starve to death everyday. He's just a greedy showman and deserves to live in the cesspit that is LA. Running away to New Zealand just shows again how much in denial he is, and afraid to do any work to fix the world. He definitely is a model to frame your life. Or be be praised for one second.
>>219515717>to stop the 20 thousand children below the age of five that starve to death everydayBefore or after sterilizing them?
reminder the ecelebs just compiled criticisms of the prequels. ecelebs are not capable of original thought. your obsession with them only drives engagement to them. your constant namedropping of literal nobodies just causes people to google them. There is a strong possibility you are one of the ecelebs themselves, self-promoting, desperate to have your names forever tied to Star Wars and George Lucas.
>>219515801You've been on Earth at least 18 years, and haven't lived once. Why shouldn't you be sterilized. And I suggest you give that more than a couple minutes of thought, you attention seeking faggot.
>>219510470It's repetitive and boring.
>>219515918Now that's rich, coming from the guy who expects a filmmaker to solve civilizational problems that would bleed his resources dry in no time. Have you ever lived anywhere outside of your narcissistic mind?
>>219511066Duel of the Fates was composed by an industry legend, who composed timeless classic scores for countless films.
>>219510470So TRVE xister!
>>219516067I don't expect him to do anything. I don't expect anything from humans. You're a lost cause. You're the creator of your own misery. You'll never know habbiness.
I never even knew of the fat alcoholic of wisconsin when I told my little sister the prequels are bad. She made fists at me and started punching me, crying, for even saying that.
>>219515918The point is 20k kids growing to adulthood just means they’ll fuck and produce twice as many starving kids. This was quite literally proven in Ethiopia. As since all the food aid started there in the 70s, they went from ~30 million starving niggers to over 100m, all completely dependent upon foreign food aid.
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>>219516257Your little sister sounds based.
>>219516258Thanks, Charlie Kirk. You make a good point. >__>
>>219516258You're a real thinking outside of the box kinda of guy. You thought you were educated on how to use your brain because you successfully marked the scantron sheet in college. You're a parrot. No wonder you're being replaced by bots.
>>219516417Holy narcissism!
>>219510470>Why did we allow a fat alcoholic from Wisconsin to make fun of George LucasWhy do you think anyone needs permission to make fun of a film director?>and ruin Star Wars?George Lucas did that by selling the IP to Disney.
>>219511030One of their criticisms is that the prequels are le boring and too complicated for kids. I watched this shit when I was 7 and I understood everything and liked the slower political scenes compared to nonstop incoherent jeet slop like the Transformer or marvel movies (which RLM LOVES).They are pseudointellectuals and the sequels proved all their ideas of what they'd make star wars were retarded.
>>219516445We live in a world where someone who wants to eliminate suffering for children, those that don't have the ability to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, is dubbed a narcissist, and you wonder why I don't hear your pleas when you call Trump a pedophile or war criminal. How about you stop with the histrionics. You're not forming a more perfect union by trying to play the algorithm.
>>219516258>le hockey stick graph of population proves somethingthis graph applies to ALL human populations across the entirety of planet earthusing it for any "reationale" whatever, is just correlation without causation basic fallacy didn't they teach you anything at pragerU debate school?
>>219516672Holy midwit narcissist!
>>219516565>I watched this shit when I was 7That's all you had to say.
>>219516753How is someone that is trying to have a conversation with another a narcissist. Wouldn't a narcissist talk to a wall.
>>219517072You can't have a conversation on here. Here, it's just people convinced they are capable of having a conversation, and all of them being wrong.
>>219517072A mirror, perhaps. And you essentially are, dismissing the entire world outside of your capeshit-brained, self-aggrandizing head.
>>219517347Or to a still pond.
>>219517398Woah!
>>219517284>>219517347>>219517398Why are you all arguing with me. I said I want to have a conversation. Not an argument. You're proving that you're projecting this narcissist shit onto me by taking control of the narrative.
>>219516991didn't literally everyone watch the old and less old movies when they were 7?
>>219516258i don't know what you did but >>219516417>>219516676these people are angry and think you're a nazi now
>>219517600Ignoring the topic being off-topic for a moment, you haven't done a single thing other than make accusations based on wholly unreasonable expectations, insult people, and appeal to make believe. You can eat shit, you spoiled twerp.
>>219517869I learned it from you dad.
>>219516133How do you even know this exists? For being anti reddit you niggers sure do spend a lot of time there.
>>219511030>refute any of RLM’s criticismsThey have no real criticism that's worth debating. It's a comedy sketch that fails at actual film criticism but low iq pseudo intellectuals fell for it bait and hook. It is a funny video but I'm guessing you're the kind of person who's personal politics were influenced by south park.
imagine being assblasted by some shitposting drunk 15 years later lmao