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Calvin from Life 04/08/26(Wed)18:02:14 No.219512766

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How do you beat him? Is he the most unstoppable alien in movie history?

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)18:07:52 No.219512930

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)18:07:52 No.219512930

Throw him into the sun

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)19:34:36 No.219515853

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)19:34:36 No.219515853

>>219512766
Yep, plot armor the alien. Light years thick plot armor

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)20:16:59 No.219517504

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)20:16:59 No.219517504

>>219512766
It's actually really easy.
Earth's viruses would fuck him up.
He's an organism that can do anything yet excel at nothing, he isn't specialized so his immune system might be the most worthless shit ever.
Ants would feast on him the moment he crawled on land.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)20:51:20 No.219518860

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)20:51:20 No.219518860

>>219512766
i don't remember because that flick was fucking garbage

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)21:34:10 No.219520575

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)21:34:10 No.219520575

>>219512766
i remember because that flick was fucking kino

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)21:37:04 No.219520689

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)21:37:04 No.219520689

>>219512766
I vaguely remember because that flick was fucking average

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)21:55:50 No.219521292

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)21:55:50 No.219521292

they really fucked up a good thing when they gave him this snake form
was much more alien and weird before that

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)22:05:51 No.219521643

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)22:05:51 No.219521643

>>219512766
>it's a Venom origin story

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)22:34:07 No.219522638

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)22:34:07 No.219522638

The end where ~~the two escape pods actually switched places and you see the woman screaming in terror as she floats into the depths of space.~~

I fucking laughed like you wouldn't believe.

Anonymous
04/08/26(Wed)22:57:15 No.219523410

Anonymous 04/08/26(Wed)22:57:15 No.219523410

>>219522638
Pretty funny ending. Wish there was a sequel