This was no worse than what Charlie did.
>>219512821its not as bad because wonka told them they could eat anything they wanted in that room. the fizzy lifting drink was explicitly off limits.
>>219512821Is Wonka jewish coded? He is greedy and wealthy, keeps literal slaves, also described as "weird" and flamboyant, probably performs strange rituals inside the factory...so what's going on with him?
>>219512821How many health code violations does the chocolate river commit?
>>219512899Language is jewish coded. Manipulating others with auditory stimulations stolen from other cultures. Just speaking aloud is basically like kissing a rabbis foot.
>>219512821it's not about the degree of badness of the sins they committed. Charlie was redeemed because he took responsibility for sinning instead of blaming Wonka. Wonka didn't force any of the kids to sin. he warned all of them that their actions would have consequences, but they all chose to go against him anyway, and then blamed him for creating a world where actions have consequences instead of themselves for exercising their free will to engage in those actions. only Charlie admitted he was at fault.
>>219512899It's a gnostic allegory.
>>219513080The other kids didn't have the chance to repent though.
>>219513090It’s a gnome allegory.
>>219512821Charlie figured out how to save himself, whereas Augustus was apparently so ravenously hungry for chocolate that he fell head-first into a river. It was a basic intelligence check and Augustus failed spectacularly
>>219512908A lot apparently, it smelled like sewage and everyone dumped their coffee remains in it.
>>219513178What modern allegories can be drawn from the suicidal pursuit of dark liquid into a narrow body of water?
>>219513128what? they had the same opportunity as Charlie. when given the chance to take the everlasting gobstopper and fuck over Wonka in retaliation, every one of them gave in to the temptation except for Charlie.
Get shot?
>>219512879Charlie was coerced by piece of shit grandpa joe and wonka knew that. Gloop was just a fat pig
>>219513671Augustus was eliminated before receiving a gobstopper
>>219514273they were all offered the gobstopper AFTER sinning. Charlie was eliminated at first too, Wonka straight up told him he lost. THEN he was offered the gobstopper, rejected it, and only then did Wonka come back and absolve him.
>>219514273>>219514814actually sorry I might be misremembering it a bit, I forget if Charlie gets the gobstopper before the fan thing. but he doesn't get the opportunity to hand it over to Slugworth until after being initially rejected by Wonka, in any case.
>>219512879>Put the soda that makes you float like a balloon in the same room with a huge industrial fan with no cover grate over it. How many Oompa Loompa’s were blended while testing?
>>219512899Wonka is WASP codedSlugworth is Jew coded
>>219512821Glass Elevator movie...WHEN????
>>219515043but in the end it's revealed Wonka and Slugworth were working togeth- ohhhh
>>219512821
I used to have nightmares about this scene.
