COME ON IN GUYS!
>coach /dragon slayer/ wade >coach /false villain/ wade >coach /cult leader/ wade>coach /tide walker/ wade
MR BEAST!
>jury phase>only winner left>just lost a key number in a triple bootdeebros i'm scared...
What are the odds that Aubry continues talking about Genevive?
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>>219516522kalshi is not looking good...I really hoped it's "press S to spit on" Christian boot episode
>>219223881>>219223881>>219223881previously
For me it's Chrissy, Stephanie, Cirie, and Aubry. Total hag sex.
>>219516726>last minute kalshi pump and dumpNOOOOOOOOOO
KING JONATHAN
YES MAAM
>eloquentbased
NahTiffany, this ain't it
>fake idol mentioneduh oh
>im so sorry i forgot
IT'S WARLET'S GO
I thought just the prejury was leakedWas the post jury leaked too?
second time "do i have stupid written on my forehead mentioned" this season
>Coach honor and integrity alliance gonna steamroll.Based.
Lets go Jonathan, we need more drama on this island
BASED COACH AND JONATHAN!!!
they could be running this island
>>219517158i don't think the order has been spoiled
dee needs to whip out that big toe energy
mastermind jonathan
Coach is hammocking this island
>that's not how...I play survivor *big tear*kek
>nooo you can't just lie on survivorI thought old schoolers were based
I LOVE COACH
>>219517316they got older and softer
>>219517316JUS WIN SUMTHIN YO THAS IT
>excitedly comes up with a haiku >did you hear!?>yeaaahtop kek
>betrayal all around>nobody tells the truth like coach>war has been declared
coach making everyone seethe
>>219517396bravo coach
KING
it's a good season
these survivor gamebots will tolerate bullying and sexual harassment but god forbid someone tries to play survivor without lying in front of them
>>219516229Haven't watched any of this season yet. If I only give a shit about Coach is it worth watching?
did ozzy and rizgod cuddle on exile?
>none of the Honor and Integrity alliance follows Rizo on IG>he's gonna be the trojan horse that destroys honor and integrity from the insidedamn.....
>>219517497I'm not saying buttholes WERE fingered, but I'm not saying their weren't either
nooooooothe four horsemen is drew, jace, cowboy, and scott dammit
Fucking autist Emeele
Why do they tell Emily EVERYTHING?
big mistake, coach shouldve vetted him more
>>219517494yeah
>>219517619imagine
I would fucking vote myself out than ally with Emily
>>219517633I swear that bitch fucks up everything for everyone, and no one ever learns their lesson
>>219517679imagine what anon?
>>219517633she comes across as a smart superfan when she's just a messy girl who can't keep a secret
>>219517619Thumbnail looks likes she's puking
>>219517633She comes off as a cool and calm strategist but she's really just an autistic hot mess.
>>219517540rip
>seeing flashbacks of older seasons where all the women were always in bikinisman those were the days....
HvV LOVE
Imagine all the blood not reaching that arm
>>219517882i dont get it. they take away the bikinis but now give constant foot and armpit shotsis that just the meta shifting? i guess im getting old
NiceSteal a vote is way better than extra vote
the MAGA MILF did it
MR FIELDS DON'T WATCH
>>219518018a lot of terminally online survivor fans got mad when Purple Kelly revealed how production treated her and why she got such a bad edit - they basically wanted her in a bikini 24/7 and got mad during thunderstorms when male contestants would lend her a jacket so she could stay warm
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>>219517882>>219517949buff tubetops are a lost aesthetic
>merge>but they're still playing with teamsWhat's the fucking point?
Christian's team seems way more OP than Jonathan's
rizo was about to kiss jonathan
>>219518354None>50 is wild and crazy guys>boomerang idoms do nothing>exile island wet fart for 1 night>no inventive and fun games for a change50 is peak survivor, in that its been refinement cultered into the exact form it will always be. It will never get more creative from here
CMON COACH
>>219518542That was kind of.... yeah
OZZY X EMILY <3
>>219518542>the show literally stealing scenes from my survivor 50 gay erotica fanfictiondo better probst
>>219518693LMAO
>>219518455seriously look at the distribution, the only weak player on Christian's team is Emily (who can still puzzle) while Jon is stuck with Cirie, Chrissy, Tiffany, Coach, and Aubrey I wish they would have shown the picks because clearly Christian was going for challenge strategy while Jonathan was all "Cirie you're a first round pick in my book" virtue signaling
>lose reward >then have to watch the winners be the only ones to compete for immunitywtf
>>219518693LEL
>>219518693>coach, here is the block you dropped
hows fijian chinese take out?
>>219518786last third of the game /bb/ Cirie when she knew she wasn't going to win and was seething that she had to keep playing is best Cirie
SHOUTOUT THE POLE HOLDERS
>>219518855For me it's when she called Bowie Jane a nigga.
>>219518901fuck bowie janeall my real niggas hate bowie jane
>>219518855when dud farted on her bed was peak
>>219518964kek and used half a bottle of spray to cover it up
SHOUTOUT TO THE OPERATORS
>Get the hell out of the way Ricky
AAAAAAAAAA
No, my chud wife :(
SHOWDOWN
>dee is literally the only obvious boot>30 minutes leftalright
Ozzy, it's too early to go on an immunity run, you're gonna get targeted...
>>219518964the best was dud clipping her toenails and Cirie staring at her like "I can't say anything and jeopardize this relationship"love dud
Where are the Ozzy doubters?
>eight immunity win>record holder boston robt at 9robsistas...
>constant pit and foot shots of DeeThank you Probst, you’ve still got it
Please, please, please vote out Aubry or Rick
>>219519160>savannah goes early>don't cast venusdee is the only young eye candy they got
>ozzy, did you use protection? ozzy?
>>219519199Shut up, Rick is based
Girl why do you have that much sand in your eyes?
>my game's just heating upWINNER'S EDIT
>lot of Tiffany screentime and confessionsoh please let's lose her tonight
>>219519358production probably woke her up from a nap on the beach to get the scene
jonathan, rizgod, and cirie are the frontrunners based on their edits easy
MIDDLE PLAYERS
>>219519451Jonathan's edit isn't that strong and Cirie gets that edit no matter how she finishes, she's simply a strong character
its gonna be coach innit?
>You can't say middle people. It's offensive. It's 2025, do better.
Coach is such a goober kek
this cast is too uncultured for coach baka
>>219519579as a middle-american myself, this brings up a lot of harmful stereotypes about my people
Coach has gone full schizo
middle people NOT WELCOME
Coachgods... the zoomshit is shitting on our guy.
>>219519500>Jonathan's edit isn't that strongidk, past couple confessionals about him needing to change up his game, self-reflection about how he played his last season, succeeding on that change to the point he was in the middle of a merge split vote which is crazy, and now the only people who are pissed at him are Dee and Tiff who are at the bottom with one most likely going tonight. he's definitely going super deep.
COACH AURA >>>>> MIDS
coach is employing the madman theoryit's very in these days
>all this nonsense for it to just be a straightforward Dee boot
like always, this coach plan is too last minute, it’s just a red herring
>>219519745i thought this was an hoh room picture from the thumbnail
KIM <3
>>219519822LAUREN <3
F O U R T E E N
KING SHIT
>>219519913anyone have the gif of her lubing up before that one challenge? it's literally the hottest thing ever broadcast on survivor
coachbros...
BASED JONATHAN
Is it over for our boy?
Tidewalkers... I don't feel so good
NOOOOOOOOOO
>Billie Idol
>>219520109Nigger
>>219520167
Ciries face is making me laugh so much
>>219519990
I literally have no idea who tiff is
should have sucked more dicks, babygirl
NOOOO NOT THE HOT LATINA
The spoiled winner is horrible I’m not watching this shit
>talked big smack>got smacked down harderlel got her
but I like looking at her...
Annnndd there’s nobody hot left. Dropped.
aubry played so badly she had to basically throw away her idol kek
>>219520329Tiffany is hot
the haiku meister marches on
>>219520233SEXO
>>219520338>s32 - viewers seethed that aubry lost>s50 - viewers will seethe that aubry won
I wish Gabler was on this season
>>219520329Ngl, Aubrey is growing on me. She's kinda hot
>>219520329there are if you like milfs
when's the jimmy fallon twist?
>>219520329>saying this in the same episode with multiple pit shots from Steph ?
CIRIE CRYING IN THE PREVIEW
>>219520329My man, more respect to my girl Steff >>219518102
>>219520467>>219520492Stephanie with bloody knees in the immunity challenge had me thinking stepmommy thoughts
>>219520469>the reward for this challenge will be 1 on 1 strategy session with the winner of another reality show
>>219520469
>>219520455I just realized Christian is 100% safe in every episode without Jimmy because he says the "Jimmy Fallon could ruin my game!" soundbite
>>219520401The Survivor nerds would have a heart attack seeing him btfo their fave gamebots
>RHAP spoilers were wrong>Kalshi isn’t that reliable since they only started betting on Dee to go once screeners went out
>>219520571winner of 2/3 major CBS reality shows and would win Survivor if they dare cast him
i never really cared before but now that they came for dee fuck these guys and their dumb honor they are so holier than thou misogynists
>>219520233man i miss this challengenot worth bringing back since they cast a ton of uggos in the new era
>>219520652>their dumb honor* HONOR N INTEGRITY™
>>219520401THIS
>>219520455next episode
>>219520645they're too scaredthe 7 is growing too powerful
>>219520807checked
>>219520719i dont pray to no false messiah with feathers in his hair, but this is definitely a season for the bros soo it is what it is. i knew rizo was not a real one that little rata
>>219520988dee betrayed rizo by spilling his secret, that's on her
>>219521142always kino when a winner comes back for another season and gets voted out for the first time
>>219517252No Johnny Bananas on this for that to work
>>219521052look friend we are halfway thru the season and i am 0-2 in latinas now i am allowed to be a little heated at these culos voting off my girl! she shoulda been more careful with information but they are all liars they are no better! and she did like put a lot of work into saving rizo so its convenient for him to say he loves working with strong woman and then not doing anything the second she is in hot water...charlie was right about this false god!
watch HOV S3
>>219520645people would vote him out of survivor just out of pure spite, although he definitely can win if Edge of Extinction is in playyou probably have to do TAR last if you are going for CBS trifecta, everyone hated Romber and they still almost won TAR7, only lost due to production shenanigans with the plane
aubry is such a fucking dud how the hell is she a 4 time player
>>219521460apparently Dee is still banging Bananas
>>219522328>lands prime Nany, OTT Morgan and Dee with a below-average sized dicknothing but respect
Coach will be safe next week he will going to exile next episode. They showed him doing his tai chi
Laura is like a vestigial organ. Beyond served her purpose.
>>219517882Remember that one season where there was a shit ton of hot bitches and that nerd ice cream scooper gave up his immunity
>>219522364kek
>>219522558Amanda and Parv were hot....Natalie and Cirie not so much
They should have brought back Wardog
>>219522364Camilla too
>>219522611>Natalie Bolton>not hotyou had better be trolling me rn
why don't they ever cast sexy asians or black women on this show
>>219522699>racist goblina slutnever once was I attracted to camilla
>>219522730Because they don't exist.
>>219522714If Mariah Carey had a retarded sister, it would look like Nat
>>219522730cbs HATES asians for some reason they barely cast asian males or females on their reality shows
>>219523018Queen Julie is notorious for casting only casting asians who are beneath her like Blue
Emily bros…. How are we feeling?
>>219523562she's so extremely autistic its based, i have no idea how people still trust her
>>219523562not good. I don't see a path for her to make it far once christian goes and he's running out of runway fast. she has no real allies
Joe is a friend of autism. He helped the autistic female hockey player
Autism doesn’t exist
Vancouver Canucks had an autism night last week
>>219516229the whites win again, dee gone, tiffany seething HAHAHAHAHAHA we are built from the same cloth!
my edit analyzer brain has me thinking the winner has to be either>jonathan>rizo>ciriei think ozzy is locked in for ftc loser, cirie is hard to read because she would get an amazing edit no matter what but they are really selling her hard through the edit. i think theres a very small chance of an aubry rises from the ashes story starting to happen to. i have almost everyone else written out completely except maybe stephanie
>>219524473Dee has a target on her back so far because of yet another lie. We’ll see how the immunity challenge turns out.
>>219521790Dude wake up, he won the previous TAR, Survivor is Jags trifecta!
>>219523018General public loathes Asians desu, they are all type A gunners, doctors, will not ever let you win things as a kid, don’t have relatable hobbies, will stab you and your intellectual property in a heartbeat if Daddy Xi ordered it shit, they would make a secret society that assassinates kids if Xi ordered it. There are a few rare exceptions that are the best people you’ll ever meet.
Hopefully there is some coach kino incoming.
i love how she gets constant clown music for her edits
lol rizz having to coach coach
the puppetmasters
Emily bros… it’s looking good tonight
That was a lot of drama for a straightforward vote where no one flipped
>>219522730>>219522925
Emily is such a retard lmao
Was afk and couldn't shitpost with u guys during the show. I miss pitfu so much bros, it's not fair. I wanted to see that sweaty hairy pitbush after 20 something days.
>>219526058My first car when I was 17 was sold to me by an Albanian immigrant. "Great car, runs perfect, etc."). Should've known better cuz they powerwashed the entire engine so you couldn't see any leaks and put a sticker over a dent (lmao). 98 Contour was fun to drive but the engine stalled randomly and it steered to left lol. Fuck Albanians
>>219530066There was a sexy spicy latina girl named Dee and she had sexy ass hairy armpits and didn't shave and she sweated a lot and they voted her out tonight. I don't care about your shitty car. I miss Dee pitfu.
I haven't been able to catch a single episode of this or the past 3 seasons :)
>>219530200i dont know if i can go on with both angelina and dee gone already ugh so depressing
Cirie is so iconic. She got off the couch and has played 5 seasons. This time she will win
>>219516544I'm so tired of her. It's gonna be a terrible season if she wins.
>>219519234Dude let's be kind to Ozzy the dude is 50 and still destroying all those kids. He also super well connected.
>>219522233Dude even other players are saying she is unlikable. Aubrey Jew card getting her on all those season those she has family members in production.
>>219523018What ???? They cast Asians all the time they always suck and are hyper autistic retards. They even push that bitch Erika from season 41 to win and let's nat talk about Rachel being gifted the win.
