>he graped me Jerry!
>raped>groped>gaped>groypeddon't make people decode your shit
>I heard about your girlfriend back in the ‘90s, Jerry! You’re a pdf file!
>You unalived someone?>Oh yeah buddy
>>219521120jej
>>219520934
>he’s a not see you idiot!
>>219521120>it’s called The Silk Road >I get every video and pictures like you can’t even imagine >You can hire a hitman to kill Newman Jerry!!
>>219521335>is that right?
Every post itt has made me laff
>She hand mogged me! She must be gripmaxxing!
>>219521937nigga fuck you I genuinely spit my drink out
>OPEN WIDE, KIDS, CAUSE IM GONNA GRAPE YA IN THE MOUTH!
>IT WAS A FREEZER YETI
>>219521335>Jerry as a joke hires a hitman to kill Newman, thinking nothing will happen>Kramer gets an assignment from his new employer: Kill Newman.>He has to decide whether to go through with it
>>219520934>Part and parcel with living New York, Elaine. George was graped last week.
>He had an Android, Jerry. It gave me the ick.
>>219520934Julia Louis Dreyfus?Yeah.The Dreyfus family?The Dreyfus family!One of the richest in the world?Yup.Billionaires?Yessirree.Then why live in America and promote subversive causes and politicians that you're immune from the disastrous consequences of because you're a billionaire?Cuz it's fun, Jer. I make comedies, get even richer, and destroy my host nation.
>>219521937>men and women have different anatomy that is obvious to anyone at a glance, and this is a source of humorCrazy how this is now a radical notion now.
>>219522201I though that guy was Artosis for years.
>>219522402MAN HANDS
>she said i was chopped Jerry!>deadass??>no cap!>that’s a shame
>>219522546both are sterile, you have to pick one to go on a desert island with for the rest of your life.which do you choose - the 'female' and commit bestiality, or the male and commit sodomy
>>219522546DEY HERE
>>219522402That Apatow needs an eating disorder intervention. Too bad she grew up with an evil subversive schlock merchant as a dad.
>>219520934>they call him...THE SOUP SNOT-SEE!!!
>>219520934Can somebody explain to me what is considered on topic and off topic? Serious question.
>the man said it’s called krokodil>me and George were passed out in the park for hours>George was lucky enough to be hunched over but I was on my back Jerry
>>219523100Excuse me, faggot ass nigger, we are discussing the television show "Seinfeld" here. GEEZE, jannies can you get this faggot out of here?
>>219523100tv&film=yesnot-tv&film=no
>>219522644the female of course
>>219523100How would this thread even remotely be considered off topic?
>>219523100no they can't. that's the point. it's entirely up to what the janny feels like at that moment in time
>>219522338>I was playing the free Solitaire Cash game on my iPhone for some easy money when you RUDELY bought my marble rye!
>>219522546>an argonian and a drownerI hate crossovers
>>219523518Like 90% of the conflicts in the show could be solved by smartphones. Elaine’s alarm, Kramer’s daylight saving time, remembering where they parked their car, the model gf picture that burned, getting lost driving to the cabin/bubble boy..
>>219523989>argonianMade me chuckle
>>219522390I dont think she was close to the rich side.
>What's gotten into you lately?Well Jerry, it's called... the manosphere.>I don't know what that is but it sounds ridiculous. Jerry, for the first time in my life I feel like a real man! I've signed Elaine up for Only Fans. I have a bitcoin. I'm retaining semen. >Well that I believe. I'm kickboxing. >You're kickboxing? Well... maybe next week.
>>219522644Can't I just go on fucking neither?
>>219522277Kino
>they image searched my penis pic and found my reddit username and figured out where i work and cancelled my credit cards and called my wife and planted CP on my phone and swatted my house>who is this
>>219520934He didn't even try for that hole Jerry!
>>219537693B-but what if she got pregnant?
>>219524440she is a billionaire because she inherited 3billion dollars from her father from the food processing company
>six years ago we'd have you on the ground with a knee on your neck!Damn K-man.
>>219522644I won’t commit sodomy, but I’m also not a race traitor. In that case, if I have to take one, (I’d rather go alone, but you haven’t made it an option), the best choice is hunter. His strong man paws will be a useful asset. The sheer grip strength he can muster. It would only be tactically prudent.
>>219520934Elaine does seem like the type who would date a New York financier
>>219538561Imagine the yeast infections!
>>219538561>people are calling him an hero!>well he's no hero to me. He's DEAD to me!
>>219538663
>>219522402Damn she framemogged those womanlets bad
>she’s bed rotting
>>219521937I miss when shows made jokes like this How far we have fallen...
>>219522402they all have buttholes if you know what I mean
>>219522102Me too, because it's that unfunny. Just like Seinfeld.
>>219522644the brown one has jungle instincts, she will bring me many bananas. what can the faggot do?
>>219540370suck ur banana
>>219522402Which one is the man?I can't even tell!
>>219522277
>>219534326Outstanding.
>>219534326>JERRY!
Elaine get gangbang
>>219521120it's crazy how attractive this look is compared to her late 80s/early 90s business woman style.
>i'm in the epstein files, jerry. i'm done for.>kramer, everybody's in the epstein files. it will blow over.>not like this, jerry. not the things i've done. i ate the shrimp.>you ate the shrimp? i wasn't even offered the shrimp. you ate the shrimp?>i ate the shrimp, jerry. i ate until i was full, until there was nothing left. i'm going to hell, jerry.>that bastard didn't even offer me the shrimp! and i've been going there for years. i'm going to call him right now.>what's that, jerry?>[putting the phone back down] i mean... i WOULD call him. you know, if he was still alive.
only one post in this thread made me laugh
>>219522402i've come to the conclusion it's not really crazy. the elites have always tried to distinguish themselves from the plebes with rituals that were retarded on purpose as a means to convey status. "i know which pronouns to use of this troon" is the new "i know which fork to use when at the dinner table"
>>219520934>what's the BIG DEAL with being raped? you just have something inside of you for 3 minutes>now getting DENIED of sex! that's something to suffer about!*laugh track*
>not MY president!
>Kramer has a watermelon emoji on his social media profile
Airplane food be triflin', y'all 100
>>219545569jej
>>219545569>from the river to the sea Jerry!>from the river *pop!* to the sea
>>219545569Kramer would probably be against npc emojis, he refused the AIDS ribbon because they were trying to force it on him to support the cause.
>>219520934kramer: was it rapist niggers, Jerry? you know niggers are rapists, right Jerry?
>>219545569>George meets a hot Middle Eastern girl>starts leaning into being pro-Palestine to impress her>she's actually a rabidly zionist Persian exile and dumps him for it
>>219545874>Wait! I was just pretending! I hate them too!
>>219545569>sit down Kramer, we’re watching Full Metal Jacket>man, I love this movie, they should show it in the theater with Mr. Haarwood >you know my favorite line, Jerry?>is it “Did your parents have any children that lived?”>um..yeah Jerry. That’s exactly what I was thinking of..
>>219520934well if you hadn't been putting it out there, no one would have grabbed it
>>219542281kek
>>219521120hottest elain look for sure
>>219521937>>219542281kek
I wish would have more rape jokes
>>219521136>grape nutswhat did he mean by this
>>219522546eww
write the script for this scene
I don't understand this obsession that amerimutts have with this, it's mildly funny, they are all smug jews. Well I think I got it.
>>219545442It's funny cause it's true
bump lol
>Wait a second. we're just patsies!, we're just a couple of visitors we didn't run the island! You want the Israeli guy, he's the guy you want!
Is Elaine a whore?
Could a Gen Alpha Seinfeld work?
>>219558554yes
>>219520934>in Britain they call it pegging George
>>219520934Isn't it odd that we never hear about Elaine's lesbian friends again
>>219560501nice
>>219542281bravo
>>219522402>great! now let's get one with just the ladies, sir
>>219545442>Now you DO realize that 50% of the people involved with a rape actually really enjoyed it >and that number increases when it’s a gang rape!
