Was this poorer seriously a sex symbol in the 90s?
>>219525367Women like power, if course they gonna get wet for a Pharaoh
>>219525367He's not brownHe's also not really scrawny and he's like 1.90cm tall
>>219525524he's not a pharaoh, he was never proclaimed one by the senate
>>219525783>himAlive 5000 years later>senate Dead and gone Dunno, sounds like he was the rightful pharaoh to me
>>219525783did ancient egypt have a senate?
>>219525986When they were cucked by Rome, I guess
Rewatched both Mummy movies yesterday, get out of my head, OP. The sequel really fucking sucks, I was surprised by how bad it is, I hadn't watched it since I was a child.
>>219525367He was a 10 in ancient Egypt.
>>219525367>Literal Dutch/German Afrikaner>Brown 4chan's highest IQ operative at work
>>219526317D*tchoids are honorary browns
>He's gay, scrawny, bald, and brownLiterally wrong on all 4 counts
>>219526460He's quite literally bald
>>219526460rock rockin that zesty ass sweater
>>219526529Its a pretty kino sweater ngl
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>>219526563What a fucking fraud
>>219525367Yes, Billy Zane was a sex symbol.
>>219525367I rewatched the Mummy last night for the first time in like 10 years. Stop spying on me, /tv/.Also my mother always used to remark how sexy this dude was when we watched it. I assume he did the right thing for 90s moms.
>>219526460>Arnold Vosloo>187cm (6'1)How the fuck did the Pebble get away with convincing people he was 6'5 for so long?
Such an awful movie.
>>219527237it's a wrestling trope to add 4 inches and 30 pounds on your "billed" height and weight
>>219525367I really don’t think he was scrawny…
>>219526460yul brynner who's a manlet & bald, mogs and rapes your entire family tree
>>219525367imhotep had mad aura
>>219532577Wasted dubs.
ANAKSUNAMUUUUUUN
>>219525783He is the senate
>>219527237Did you also think Undertaker was a real zombie?
>>219535289I watched this with my leftist brother and he kept loudly complaining about her costume, and that the Egyptians are portrayed as white.
>>219533267>tfw I didnt realize I was clicking on a gif
>>219535385Is he gay, your brother?
>>219535449NTA but probably when they're sucking each others cocks.
>>219535449He's not straight
>>219535372I was not one of the rubes he fooled, you dunce.
>>219536228Yeah, a movie with prime Rachel Weisz and Anck-su-namun and he's busy complaining instead of jerking it is a tell tale sign of gayness
>>219525367the point is that she's the reincarnated version of his ex so it makes sense
>>219535385>that the Egyptians are portrayed as white.How does he think they should be portrayed?
>>219535372No, but he obviously had minor supernatural powers and Kane is actually his real brother despite the fact that wrestling is faket.my brain as a child
>>219526563>we're building a team
>>219525367Many women were attracted to him. Bald Billy Zane who would do anything for the woman he loved. Girls love that shit, though they claim they don't.
>>219525367Sex symbols in films are very rarely what the media like to tell us is "sexy".Look at Sean Connery, picrel. The amount of women who got moist just thinking about him was phenomenal, and yet if you were to offer a slightly plump, hairy man of just below average height who only ever converses in a thick scottish accent they would be unenthusiastic.Same with Burt Reynolds; that guy is and was considered by many women to be the sexiest man to have ever lived, yet if you asked most women to describe their ideal man, it probably would not include having a proper minge-duster moustache, like Burt Reynolds.A sex symbol is one that on paper doesn't sound like the sort of face that would launch one thousand schlicks, but gets the lady's jungle juices flowing like a fucking tap.The male equivalent would be someone like Awkwafina; she doesn't have massive tits or arse, is a tiny bit plump, has a deep voice and is quite open about how she is sexually excited by slime to the extent she has an actual slime room in her Belair mansion. And yet... fuck me she's one hot celestial.
>>219535289>thinking this is worth getting your tongue torn out for
>>219537115Connery was a 6'2 bodybuilder who was a well renowned model well before he was James Bond. >akwafinaAh
>>219526460>>219526529with the sandals, he reminds me of Jonny 2x4 from Ed, Edd, & Eddy
>>219537305Was it not???
>>219537115>Burt ReynoldsWomen get aroused by Ryan Reynolds these days, few people know he is Burt Reynolds' great-nephew (he even denied it in some early interviews, hoping not to be classed as a nepo baby).
>>219536873>Bald Billy Zaneyou mean Billy Zane?
>>219537115I thought you were serious until the last sentence.
>>219537572Mummy was before he shaved his head, possibly to emulate the Mummy guy. Also because of the receding hairline.
>>219537115>A sex symbol is one that on paper doesn't sound like the sort of face that would launch one thousand schlicks, but gets the lady's jungle juices flowing like a fucking tap.Poetry
>>219537503>>219537305worth getting his tongue cut out? in addition to:>buried alive>eaten by bugs>painfully resurrected>powers stripped>stabbed in the gut>painfully resurrected again>stripped of powers again>humiliated in front of Scorpion King>doomed to literal Hell...all for pharaoh's sloppy seconds? No, she's not worth it.
>>219537731>sloppy seconds I'm white so it's fine with me
>>219537792>I'm white
>>219537574>I thought you were serious until the last sentence.No, it's really true, she has a slime room, and even sells her slime online.https://www.standardhotels.com/culture/awkwafina-interview
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