What is the WORST film you have ever seen?And is it the same as your most HATED?
>>219527313This is put on a underrated list
>>219527313I gave the original a 10. I gave this a 1.
>>219527313My top 3 films that i get angry thinking that I sat through all of it to waste memory space. Small things likes They LiveThe invention of lying
>>219527313Transformers 2 is so bad for how cynically it treats the audience. Watching it in theaters made me hate humanity as an edgy teen for how people in the theatre genuinely were into it.
>>219527497Both are pretty underwhelming compared to the book. On the bright side, both are head and shoulders above the TV series that is in name only.
There were no funny scenes in Tag
Pan's Labyrinth. I cannot fathom why it gets so much praise when the main character was such a lil shit!!!!
>>219527586Bad comedies are so much worse than bad movies of basically any other genre.
disaster movie was unwatchable
this poster makes me think of the soijak version
>>219527313"Leprechaun Origins", a genuine 0/10 film
>>219527313I have repeatedly and sincerely stated on this forum that the worst film that I have ever seen is Starship Troopers. Likewise, I have also correctly observed on several occasions that Day of the Dead sucks.
>>219527313Disaster movie. Nothing else comes close.
The marsh kings daughter was pretty bad
Cheapest piece of garbage I've ever seen. 95% of the film is just like a field and a random bungalow.
>>219527313Holmes and Watson is hilarious though
>>219527313Does it count if you only watched 20 minutes before walking out?
>>219527313i remember when i went to see terminator 3 with my dad and we didnt say anything on the drive back home
>>219527313An exercise in absolute misery
>>219528961how do you make AI gen poster in 2015
>>219527313The worst/most hated film I've seen in recent memory was I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025). I was actually getting pissed off with the movie, it was that bad.
>>219527313holmes and watson is the only movie i have drank, smoked ant ate through and when we started the show there was 15 people in cinema and by the end we had laughed out another 10. 10/10 movie absolutely the best comedy that year. 0/10 by critics showed the absolute disregard any critic in the modern age has for comedy. stopped listening to all critics unless they are parody since.
>>219529167I only saw the first one. It was extremely average. So I didn't bother with any more.
>>219529167why would you go see reboots anyways
>>219527313worst gotta be House of 9, it's totally incomprehensible with piss poor acting and directing but it was a lot of fun watching it with a friend in so-bad-its-good waymost hated gotta be death note live action or gits live action because they rape the originalor maybe spider-man homecoming, I just hate everything they did with the character on top of it being a bad movie
>>219529475*death note live-action meaning the american netflix one
>>219527313I feel like this movie could’ve worked had they only added a few more poop and fart jokes.
>>219529247It's a sequel.
>>219527586I laughed when the guy found he had cancer. LOL OLOL OLOLOL hilarity ensures. Just felt like a mediocre movie.
>>219527313tell me of its badness
>>219528961Say that again?
>>219527313I would rather spend 3 hours pounding my dick with a hammer.
>>219533886I said it's an exercise in absolute misery.
>>219533917I remember when I had only seen 7 movies.
>>219534041That describes the fans of that film, yes.
>>219527586I’ll be honest: the courtroom scene, when the bees are released and Watson pulls his revolver and starts shooting… that made me snort pretty hard.
>>219527313Yes, it is also my most hated. I actually like Jonah Hill for what it's worth. Russell Brand is the biggest douche of our time. 0% surprised at his sexual assault allegations. Innocent until proven guilty though :')
>>219527313Werewolves on Motorcycles Cool title. Boring movie. Only one scene towards the end was good.
>>219527313The Dead Eyes of LondonThe most boring and slowest movie I have ever seen seen.
>>219527497Houses aren't born, they're built. Fucking retards in Hollywood
>>219534122lol, lmao even. You cleary have a problem with the fans, not the movie. Which youtube video gave you this opinion or did you cop it here?
>>219527313>watch stupid horror franchise >so bad it's good>get to the 8th or 9th movie>"The Legacy">90 minutes long>it's just 10 minutes of new story interrupted by flashbacks which are clips from the previous movies >80 minutes of flashbacks>in the 10 minutes of new story a foid kills the most charismatic character of the series off-camera
Lady in the WaterBabylon
>>219534304That is some crisp projection you have there. Is that where you get your opinions routinely?
One of the Transformers, forget which one, they all blend in. Both times I fell asleep in the theater.
Sweet Christmas.
Some... I think French film called Cous Cousthe whole thing is shit but the final act is just frustrating
I just hate Will Ferrel. Always have. I don't get why americans find him funny. In any type of comedy acting and scenario, he just fucking sucks. He always looks like your uncle trying to be funny with exaggeration and failing miserably.
Pic related was the moment I realised most people of my generation are retarded.
The Exorcist: BelieverI was so pissed when I left the cinema, wasting time and money. Someone actually told me before I went ''It's actually good''
>>219534389I think I saw the fourth and fifth ones while staying in a hotel one time, but I couldn't tell you what happened in them because I was struggling to stay awake, they're so fucking boring.In terms of outright bad movies I'd say Pacific Rim 2 rates up there, also saw that one in the same hotel on a different occasion.
For a movie to really piss me off it has to be 2/4 of the following: lazy, incompetent, boring, and/or condescending to its audience>The Devil Inside >Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc>Human Centipede 2>Final Destination 4>Sausage Party>Jack and Jill>Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland>The Cloverfield Paradox>Son of the Mask>Cocaine Bear>Blair Witch 2But most of the worst movies I’ve ever seen don’t piss me off since they’re at least fun to watch or were made earnestly>The Happening>Catwoman>Dude Where’s My Car>Breaking Dawn part 2>Now You See Me 2
>>219534603>but I couldn't tell you what happened in them because I was struggling to stay awake, they're so fucking boring.Exactly, it was just a bukkake of CGI...
>>2195273133.0+1.0
>>219536100Is this from the actual movie? I never finished it.
monkeybone
Teen Idol Tom. I legitimately had no idea what was going on. It had the worst acting I’ve ever seen. It was like watching something some highschool kids made for a school project. I only watched because of this titty monster.
Thus pisses me off because a ton of money went into making the most bland derivative piece of shit ever. The fact that it has the gall to pretend it inspires wonder is insulting. Fuck this gay fucking film and everything it represents.
>>219537099Why would you willingly watch anything with Jim in it?
>>219537099Has Guy Ritchie ever made a good film?>in before SnatchNo, that's r*ddit trash. Just because it's old doesn't mean it's good.
>>219537284Lock Stock and Rockn Rolla
Rise of Skywalker is the definition of a 1/10 movie. It's funny how many people shit on The Last Jedi when it was actually entertaining with some interesting twists. Rise of Skywalker was the most bland, cookie cutter, intellectually insulting movie I've ever watched. I couldn't believe what I was watching when they were riding all those alien horses on top of the Star Destroyers. How did so many decision makers approve this??
>>219527313The hobbit movies
>>219527313Any of the Home Alone movies after 3I kinda liked 3 as a kid but the others were just unwatchable
>>219537284The Gentlemen was decent
>>219527880>reddit spacek
>>219537284Anything related to gangsters is kino, anything else is usually trash.
I've almost never been put into a position where I have to sit down and watch a movie that I didn't want to, and I'm selective about what I watch. So the worst movie I've ever watched is Rebel Moon, because I could tell it was awful and would never have watched it, but someone else wanted to. It was incredibly bad. At first I thought it was a bad first episode of a bad new series, how rapidly it introduced characters, and when I realized no this is a whole movie, I was incredulous. And it just kept on like that through the whole thing. It continously just kept introducing new characters you're apparently supposed to care about but with no reason to, but with all this air as if you should, so lazy and unearned and arrogant. Nothing that was happening mattered. I say this sincerely, I went with my niece to the Mario Galaxy movie which we all did knowing it would be terrible but going for different reasons (a day out, popcorn, a good time for our niece, etc), and even this trash Illumination color-noise was a better movie than Rebel Moon. The mere idea of Bowser struggling to see his beloved son want to kill Mario and Luigi who he has since kind of reconciled with, even though nothing was done with it and it was completely wasted, gives it a microscopic ounce of intrigue and substance, which is more than anything Rebel Moon offered. I cannot believe anyone at all enjoyed it whatsoever.
>>219527313I've tried watching this movie several times and cannot finish it. Can't even have it on s background noise. Its not even 'so bad, it's good,' just BAD.
>>219541365can someone explain to me what Pauly Shore's appeal was because I honestly don't get it.
>>219527313>Names on poster don't match arrangement of actorsI hate it every time
>>219528961I have Michael B Jordan fatigue
>>219536100>Buildings get knocked aside like cardboard boxes
>>219540881I agree with this. Rebel Moon was really terrible and it even got a sequel which sucked even WORSE. Zack Snyder is a piece of shit, I do like Dawn of the Dead but that was 20 years ago now.
>oscar winning excellent director>arguably the best writer of all time with multiple other hit novels and movies wrote the script>all star cast including oscar winners and popular current actors (bardem, pitt, fassbender, diaz)...>turns out to be unwatchable incoherent garbage that ends with the worst-delivered monologue of all timethe only memorable parts of the movie are the assassination device used on brad pitt, cameron diaz cementing herself as the worst actress of a generation, and having nightmares about Bardem saying>COWNSALURRRRRRRRover and over again with his stupid haircutYou can argue there are worse movies with low budgets and dumb ideas, but i couldn't believe how terrible this was vs expectation and what they had to work with. This is like if you gave a 5 star chef the finest, freshest ingredients in the world and they made uneatable garbage
>>219527313The worst film I've ever seen happens to be one of the most acclaimed films of all time - All the President's Men. It's almosr always exaggerated to say "nothing happens" in a movie that one finds boring, but I'm not joking when I say literally NOTHING happens in this one. It's the most forgettably boring thing I've ever seen. It actually made me more focused and critical on entertainment onward, which...is actually good. It helped me see the bigger picture of cinema.The movie that I HATE the most? All the Bright Places. The movie is decent but the ending sucks. The reason why I hate it because of why I saw the movie at all. The story sounded kinda trauma-dumpy, so I won't bore you.
I watched this with family because >it won an oscar>there's nothing else onIt's a boring miserable piece of shit, nobody liked it.
the only movies I left the theater were avatar and the wolf of wall streetabsolute garbage movies
>>219542301wolf of wall street has no real plot, but it's entertaining as helli know it's fun to shit on leo but he was incredible in that movie and should have won an oscar for that instead of the revananti get it if you don't like jonah hill, but he was even pretty funny in it. is it the length that you didn't like? or was it a moral issue with the glamorizing assholes with money?
>>219542044I dun know counselor
>>219542353I don't know. I never watched it again and it's been so much time. I remember not liking it as a whole, it felt dumb, the acting felt too forced and probably the glamorizing, maybe I felt watching some of those guy ritchie movies, which I don't like at all. but I can't quite point what felt wrong etc.one day I might watch it again I guess
>>219542363
>>219542470It’s genuinely a good popcorn flick and the acting is really good. Each to their own though
>>219527313gotta be donnie darko
>>219527313Worst-Stuck on you-65Most hated-My friend Eva
kind of cheating (self-produced by a businessman on a dare) but this film is absolutely dogshitthe guy who played the satyr supporting character killed himself after it came out
>>219542889He milled himself because of the negative reception to the film? That’s kinda sad :(
Venom 2 made me suffer physically
>>219542889>Manos>a bad movieThe early 2010s called, they want their shitty opinions back.
>>219541630he had none which is why his career was so short
>>219542974Forgot about VenomI saw Venom 3 at the theater and it was an absolute nightmare as I experienced what I now think was a panic attack because I didn't understand shit about what was goung on, all the scenes seemed disconnected to me with no real plot, characters popping out left and right out of nowhere and the final straw was when all these multicolored venom guys appeared out of nowhere. I really for real thought I was having a stroke because one of the symptoms is that you can't make sense of reality, I was covered in cold sweat and had palpitations. I really thought I was gonna die.
>>219542044you got filtered hard, my dude
>>219527511whats wrong with they live?
>>219533633probably because you're low IQ
>>219534191Did you like Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
To me the worst sin for a movie is when the result is dissapointing>Fan of the ladies of SNL: Wiig, McKinnon, even Leslie Jones.>Melissa McCarthy and her physical humour>It's from the director of Bridesmaids.>Hey this movie is gonna be hilarious like Bridesmaids!What a disaster
>>219528961>A guy, a girl and the thing nobody wanted>and a rock
>>219537284I really like the Sherlock movies.
>>219527313I walked out on The Producers (2005) and Fall Guy (2024).Complete shit.
>>219537284Lock Stock and Snatch were both good.
>>219527880Watch more movies, fag-a-tron
>>219527313That one retarded faux-comedy with Mark Wahlberg getting shrunken-down-surgery because of retirement and having his wife divorce him he's permanently an apple tall and the movie suddenly turns into an environment slop doomsday film and the worst part is that Wahlbergs character suddenly has to bunk with a swarthy serb
>>219527313I don’t think I’ve ever seen something as soulless as the emoji movie, what a piece of shit. Honestly a lot of movies coming to mind are those illumination or whatever shitter studio that makes kid movies. I weep for future generations if this is the standaed we can offer them in terms of art anymore.
>>219537284Snatch is awesome and you are an idiot
>>219543237you can seriously sit there and listen to Cameron Diaz read McCarthy prose at a 3rd-grade level while pretending to be a mastermind at the end, like she's Tommy Lee Jones in NCFOM?you think Bardem did a good job? you think the car fucking scene was clever?I usually don't even mind bleak and tragic movies if there's something of substance, but there's nothing fucking there in this movie. I say this as a guy who has read every book of his and loves them
>>219527313The happening. Shyamadong is a hack and a pseud.
>>219541630very flash in the pan idea of what a cool person is that got pushed way longer than it should have because he had industry connections. like if they spent 5 years trying to make styles from teen wolf a household name.
>>219527313I've seen worse shit, but there's no other movie that gave me the same reaction of pure hatred like Suicide Squad (2016). It's brainrot Tik Tok disguised as a movie.
>>219527313genuinely the gayest movie i've ever seen
>>219543237>>219544426More like gayhead amirite
Tenet. People who like Nolan are genuinely mentally retarded. How can you sit through 'that' and not think the guy is brain damaged
>>219543420sometimes i wonder if there's any kids out there who will be nostalgically fond of this movie in 20 years
>>219541630His mom ran an L.A. comedy club. That's all you need to know.
>>219545200Think of all the shitty comedians Pauly's mom "passed" to make them certified kosher celebrities.
>>219527313I probably watched some dumb animated movie when i was a kid that was the worst but going through what I actually remember watching, rise of skywalker and tom cruise mummy were both ones where things just kind of happened and I was bored while watching them. There was also that one live action cinderella. I don't actually remember what happened in i or why I saw it. The water boy too, I really didn't like that one
>>219544700It’d be down with Insomnia if it didn’t look so much better. That said I still like it, his worst shit is still at least interesting, more than can be said for a lot of modern blockbusters.
I wouldn't say the 'worst' but off head, one that was absolutely fucking awful at the cinema which my friends and I were the exact target audience for was Warcraft. God it was terrible. We were just laughing the whole way throughout at how commically dogshit the acting/plot/cgi was.
>>219527313I love you Beth CooperBirds of PreyThe Force Awakens
>>219546394this was the last movie i saw in a theater i wasn't excited for it but as a long time WoW kid i just felt obligated to witnessi got super high and saw it alone, it was pretty cringe but could have been worse
>>219544426It makes neocons seethe, so that's makes it the only truly anti war movie
>>219544336This is proto-brainrot
>>219527565People went to have a good time, not to reflect on the decline of their civilization
i could never hate a truly terrible film.
Don't know what the worst is, but my most hated film, the one that made me the most angry, is Now you See Me. A bunch of magicians running around doing all these unbelievable things, but never explained how they do it because "a magician never reveals his tricks heehee." And then the idiotic twist that the cop who was chasing them the whole movie was actually their leader which made no sense
the only movie that ive ever finished and been angry that i actually watched itlame, unfunny, lazy "jokes" the whole way through>oh the villain is a douche cause he's the bad guy! haha!>the bagel is jewish!! haha!>the taco is a lesbian!>the food is having sex with each other!awful completely awful
>>219547771It's pretty much that post about how Sherlock is a smart character written by idiots turned into a blockbuster
>>219547771the thing thats bullshit about those movies is that its not like magic in real life where the reason its amazing is because youre watching it happen in front of you but you dont know how the trick is performed, what sleight of hand they did, etcwith a movie like that theres nothing "amazing" about it because you know how they did it: its CGI because its a movie and they arent magicians, theyre actorsif they were to make a movie and then cast actual magicians doing actual magic tricks it could be interesting
>>219527313Holmes & Watson is great. It's Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly playing dumb Americans making a Sherlock Holmes movie. The two of them obviously aren't dumb, they're just having fun playing dumb characters and it's funny.On another level, they're making fun of Sherlock Holmes movies because despite the volume of Holmes works, some 50 short stories and 4 novels, we only ever get the same shit: Moriarty.
>>219547817Idk about "worst ive ever seen" but its on the list
>>219547733Underrated
>>219547817jesus fuck I completely forgot about this moviegood pull anon this was like jaw-droppingly bad, you spend the whole movie going "ugh, they're not going to keep going with this, are they?"
>>219527313I'm still not completely sure it wasn't a fever dream, but "Da Hip Hop Witch". A Blair Witch parody where a group of white teens look for "the black witch of the projects". What's really bizarre is that it somehow had a bunch of cameos by actual big name rappers, if you've ever wanted to see Eminem talk about being fingered against his will by a witch this is your chance.
>>219533633I thought it was an interesting concept, but I can see why you think that; it feels Reddit-made. Some real hardcore r/atheist fedora tipping at some points, alongside the pop sci. But putting those aside, I still felt the film had charm, and the central concept was still captivating.
not the worst movie I've seen but the most hated
>>219527313"I Am Here....Now". Any movie with a plot and characters is better than it by default.
Ladyballer (I was hoping it'd be memeworthy) was prob the worst movie i've seen though there is a lot of competition. Most hated is probably Horizon an American saga part 1.
Everything everywhere all at once.A movie about mocking the audience and their enslavement.>you will pay the taxes!>accept that your family line is ending, no more kids!>possibility? Fuck that.Sometimes I really hate what my friends want to watch.
>>219527313That.Looks atrocious.I understand they reach for public domain shit to fuel their low budget, zero thought slop.But WOW have they milked the fuck out of Sherlock Holmes. I'm waiting for a series where Sherlock will be a Chinese female zombie who solves crimes in LA for all of four episodes and then is playing house with some dipshit while they call suck piss at some cocktail bar for 60% of every episode... Until it's cancelled mid season 3.
>>219528961>Let's all sit around conversing in the dark>Because the film is DARK and SERIOUS
>>219535026>>The Devil InsideThis is the one that just ends mid-scene and tells you to go to a website to learn more?
>>219528961>>219548915Josh Trank literally went insane because of this shitty movie
>>219542924No, he was a drug addict
>>219547771As soon as they use digital effects for the "magic tricks" it becomes pointless because the entire appeal of magic tricks is a skilled magician bamboozling you with clever sleight of hand and distraction. When it's just an actor waving his hand and someone in a computer animating something it's not a trick, it's just bullshit.It'd be like having digital juggling. Or digital guitar playing. What's the point?
>>219541630To get in good with his mom because she was arguably the biggest comedy kingmaker of the second half of the 20th century.
>>219545356Her biggest mistake was clearly giving that pass to Joe Rogan.
>>219548945Yeah it cuts to black mid-dialogue right as the climax is about to start and basically says >If you want to know what happens next, go to our official website!
>>219548977It was his own fault.
>>219549193>>219548945also there's no website anymore
>>219535026Cocaine Bear was just Snakes on a Plane for people who were 10 years older. Just a title and a concept that should have been at most a kind of long SNL sketch.
>>219527313
>>219541365It's a stoner film you won't get shit from this sober. It's still bad though. Top tier stoner films are entertaining even when sober (Dude, Where's My Car, Freddy Got Fingered etc)
Emilia Perez was truly fucking terrible. I know it was heavily memed and everyone argued about its politics, and it’s now being memoryholed because everyone involved is horribly embarrassed about making it, but it deserves more recognition for how poorly made it is. The fact it was nominated for best picture is legitimately insane, like 1000x more insane than the usual libtard pandering from Hollywood.
>>219527313Nah this really wasn't that bad for a schlocky comedy
>>219549561FROM BENIS TO BAGINAAAAAAAAA
>>219549370It even has the production quality of an SNL sketch
>>219533917Here you go anon, it’s the attention you have to get anonymously by saying dumbass shit
>>219549508This is a good selection. For me, Anna Nicole Smith's Illegal Aliens movie. It's never sure what it wants to be a B-Movie of and gets way too deep into 4th Wall Breaks and post-ironic self-satire
Gods of Egypt.I cannot believe this thing exists. Caught it on TV in a hotel at 2am last weekend
The Happening is the worst dogshit I've seen in a theatre
>>219549561It wasn't just bad, it was stupid. They had no idea what the moral was even meant to be. Was I meant to sympathize with a violent gang leader trying to hide from consequences?
>>219549788what?! nooooooooo
>>219534575>I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU WANA CHEW ALL UP MY BUBBLE GUM
>>219541630He managed to disarm everyone with Encino Man, but they eventually realized that was the only character he was able to play. We got a couple of fun movies out of it at least.
it's not the worst, but primer must be on the list
150 blockbuster made with all the skill of a first year film student.
>>219550050never watched this or dragon ball, but I have the feeling that dragon ball is worse, even because of its hype (not to the movie itself but the happening of having a dragon ball live action)
>>219527313Prolly this if we're talking about films I've paid to see. In retrospective it's not THAT bad, it just has those stupid early 00s moment that studios thought were cool, like having an edgy hacker character.
>>219548977>His father produced the Academy Award winning documentary The Long Way Home.[3] Trank also has a younger sister and is Jewish.>In 2020, he revealed that he had been sexually abused several times when he was between five and six years old, which later in life gave him problems like anger issues, before he began therapyI'm starting to notice a pattern here
>>219534379seething over batman vs superman is the most trademark regurgitated opinion there is/was. It's the most average forgettable movie there is. Not the fucking holocaust.
>>219550194this movie is so cringe it comes back around and is just glorious
>>219550138One of the first scenes in Avatar is a group of earth-benders doing a big coordinated dance to fight the fire nation. That summons a slowly floating rock about the size of a beachball
>>219550050>Lets hire le king of le twist suspense director to adapt a kids show!This was all the execs and producers' fault. M Night was MS Dhoni batting against Shohei Ohtani in a softball game.
>>219550262>forgettableIt's terrible, but it's not forgettable.
>>219534575this movie is actually pretty kino once you get past the initial disgust, the sequel is a completely different ride and is terrible
>>219550289Don't forget "who hasn't made a good film in nine years"
>>219550194This movie is idiot genius and therefore surpasses all midwits.
>>219550294I saw it in theatres and can actually remember nothing about it besides the meme for DO YOU BLEED?
>>219550384how could you forget the "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME" scene?
It does deserve credit for being the first screenplay adapted from a copypasta
In recent memory. Part of their test screening.
>>219550384I remember the atrocious take on Lex Luthor peeing in a jar, the "tease for future movies" literally being trailers watched on a computer screen, the most predictable copout ending leading to a generic CG brawl with a generic CG monster, and the baffling opening of Bruce Wayne flying with bats. Absolutely retarded film you could tell the director thought he was the most profound genius in human history while making it.
>>219527313> Vantage Point> Thin Red Line (fuck Terrence Mallick)> Batman V Superman
>>219550747lol, lmao even.
>>219550747what was bad about it
>>219533917>>219544336DCEU was really dead on arrival huh
>>219547905>if they were to make a movie and then cast actual magicians doing actual magic tricks it could be interestingPenn and Teller Get Killed (1989)
>>219550855what's wrong with Thin Red Line?
>>219527313probably pathfinder
One of the few movies that hurt on a personal level, the fact that the guy who made some of the most beloved cartoons of my childhood, wrote, produced and directed something so fucking vile and unfunny made me sick to my stomach
Good Burger
>>219535026>>Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory You’re just wrong, sorry
>>219549788but hotdog guy talks about hotdogs haha:) and that weird switch when the guy is talking about his daughter then completely switches tone out of nowhere
>>219535026>>219554610How about the Timmy Chalamet Wonka, was that any good? I heard it was very British which is always endearing to me
>>219550747very original poster
>>219533633The concept is actually interesting but the cinematography is horrible, it’s like I’m watching a low budget movie from the early 80’s. Also some of the actors are sub par and as someone earlier said a bit too on the nose fedora dialogue. The twist is kinda cool though
>>219552628Like every single Terrance Mallick crap, the pacing is so damn slow that it’s like watching paint dry. He’s a pretentious fuck and anyone who likes any of his crap films is the same.
>>219537434>How did so many decision makers approve thisthe problem with modern films is there is no maverick director with a vision to fight for their art.the suits have taken total control, they hire a spineless director to do as they say, because the duits know best and if the movie fails it must be the audiences fault....again.
>>219550194The core is schlockkino, incredibly dumb but very comfy with plenty of sovl. Unironically a better movie than Armageddon
>>219527604Are you sure it wasnt the fascist killing freedom fighters?
>>219528522But it has Forsythe! He was great in duece bigalow.
>>219528777The space ships were neat.
>>219534191Rose Byrne was hot in that ring around the rosy jackbait music video.
>>219534400It just seemed standard but the scenes with the cenobites appearing were badass.
>>219537099Does it have any cheesecake with nat or the other girl?
>>219541365I liked it like encino man. At 10 in the morning with nothing else to do.
>>219557580Does cheesecake mean sloppy anilingus? If so, then yes
>>219536100>>219536492>>219541969FUCK YOU YOU DISHONEST FUCKThis fight happens in a ACTUAL CARDBOARD MODEL of the city !!!! This looking cheap is a CHOICE with meaning
>>219549777I want a zone of enders with anubis now!
>>219541969It does look retarded but it's "meant" to look like that because the whole fight is set on a sound stage, showing that the world of NGE is fictional and merely a show. Truly a BRAVO ANNO fart huffing moment.
Anyone who likes this movie is a soulless biological robot, fucking dogshit holy christ
>>219557845>>219557792>it’s bad on purpose!!
This is the lamest most Reddit film I’ve ever seen. It’s made all the more disappointing because it has a great cast, they’re just given shit to work with. Lucy Liu is hot at least
>>219557868I only watched the first half but I thought it was pretty strange. The visual style was… definitely a choice. And then it gets super dark with the rape incest storyline and then it’s just senseless violence and a mandatory drug taking scene. I couldn’t take anymore, can’t believe Woody Harrelson made a career off that shit
>>219557886Are you braindead?
>>219556222They might have been thinking they're doing the transgressive Lars Von Trier Dogme thing, but it wasn't it.
>>219558059I’m just trolling, I was being retarded on purpose
>>219558039The whole movie is just senseless violence and misery porn accompanied by the most unbearably fucking annoying editing i've ever seen in any film ever>"but that's the POINT!"No. You can't just say that. You have to actually have substance to back it up. If I made a movie that's just two hours of me taking a shit on camera you can't just say "well the POINT is that it's a critique of lazy brain rotting television!" and magically make it into a good movie. Fuck the point.
>>219557868Rodney Dangerfield deserved an Oscar from this movie
>>219547817I don't want to sound like a tradcath larper who calls everything "demonic" but I genuinely feel like watching something this vulgar is bad for the soul. The target demographic is 80IQ people who watch gore and sissy hypno. It's beyond a matter of "taste", there has to be something genuinely wrong with them if they're enjoying that kind of stuff.I felt strangely sad that millions of dollars and countless man-hours went into bringing abject filth into the world.
>>219557868only the Rodney Dangerfield scene is any good
I'm usually pretty good about watching movies that legitimately interest me, so not a lot catches me off guard as super bad. Just watched this dogshit on a plane on a whim and it was truly terrible. Unbelievably bad acting, ugly actors, story that made no sense, and an edit that constantly left you going "why do the characters know this?"
Can't believe no one's posted this yet
>>219556409Filtered. Gee, it's almost as if he's trying to say something about the indifference of nature to man's plight. Like a Naturalist perspective being represented on-screen. Ah, you wouldn't get it.
>>219527880Get a load of this fagThis is just the inverse situation to that picture that gets posted on here of the autistic girl who's special fixation is 127 Hours, the yin to that yangSome random conflux of factors triggers dislike in a retard's brain and the metric by which it is measured and found to be "the worst" is completely useless to any other person on earth because it's the untraceable and inane workings of a retard's mind
>>219534191I'm so glad this chap got himself blacklisted so all of his mid movies are memory-holed by Hollywood
>>219549508I love this one like I love "The Room", it's so fucking alien it transcends good or bad. Every time I rewatch it there's some new layer of bizarreness that I'd forgotten about
>>219558802Its schlock they sell to the rest of the world. Mexico has entire marathon weekends of this. I have seen a couple of cool movies like the Anne Hathaway colossal and it was surprisingly good.
>>219558815Because few people have been stupid enough to sit through it. And I never bothered either, and I’m a MST3k super fan.
>>219559083What the hell? Who's actually making this? All the actors were american, but I've never heard of this, it doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Is this really just for thirdies?
>>219527313The worst film I ever paid to watch was Last Jedi
any movie with this humongous faggot is by definition the worst movie ever made
>>219527511They Live is kino
>>219528961Josh Trank is such an insufferable bitch for pretending that "his vision" for this film that was lost on the cutting room floor would have been better received. The fact that this film starts with a Jimmy Neutron boy genius inventing teleportation in middle school, that alone is a death knell
>>219527313Objectively worst? Probably Feeders or Things, but those were the rifftrax and Joe Bob Briggs versions respectively, so that might be a bit of a cheat. I grew up with Mystery Science Theater 3000 and USA Up All Night since I was a very small child, so I have an insanely high tolerance for shitty movies.
>>219550855>You're not brave, men are braveFor that and the meme elements BvS is far too worthwhile to be considered worse ever
>>219558815this was on another plane of absolute dogshit, it felt like parody, but it wasn't. and it wasn't funny enough in a "the room" way where it takes itself seriously. It was just straight up unpleasant to watch lmao
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>>219559237All of the ones I've seen in imagen tv are sci fi channel slop like the monster vs monster creature features. Shark Nadu is the apex of them for being funny and entertaining. Fun fact: maisela lusha who is better know as the hottie daughter from the George Lopez show is in sharknado 4.
>>219527313it's weird because i don't remember films i didn't enjoy, i just shut them off. however i do tend to remember times i was let down by a film and the most recent was It part 2, I enjoyed the first part in theatres.
>>219559329He was in NWA...
>>219559248Learning he not only didn't know anything about the source material, but didn't even like comic books or superhero films and just wanted to make his own faux-horror movie poorly aping Cronenberg, lost even more sympathy. I don't demand directors be die hard fans of the source material, it can help but also hinder, but when they just completely discard it and use it as just a launching pad for their own basically unrelated movie, that's retarded. And no wonder he went up against what the studio wanted and wound up getting it Frankensteined together into the moronic mishmash it wound up as. It's like 90 minutes long and they don't even get powers til an hour in or something like that.In short his original "vision" would have been shit too, and been even further from what the Fantastic Four ought to be about. Dumb, ugly garbage.
>>219535026I just realized cloverfield paradox being so bad is probably why Bad Robot doesn't exist right now
One Battle After Another is unironically the worst for me. Not one single thing I liked about it
>>219558815I've seen people here unironically defend this
>>219559790I realize I'm getting baited but you're actually a retard if you think a movie that well made is the worst thing you've ever watched. Totally understand not liking the movie but you're rotted if you think it's among the worst movies ever made.
>>219559790It was fun
>>219559542The executive for the dark tower didn't the same thing. Used the dark tower books as a template and then just wrote something else all together. It had the elements to be great.
>>219528777I had a friend who worked on the cg in this movie. He said he has a fucking blast making the ships and stuff.
>>219557940You are very lucky anon for that being the worst movie you've ever seen.
>>219527511>he doesn't like They LiveClinically poor taste.
>>219527313This movie is funny as fuck if you're not some pretentious liberal who needs everything to be a social commentary on late stage capitalism.
>>219560262bait
>>219544426Jarhead is kino, you're a retard
>>219537434The whole trilogy is a dumpster fire but I give the top (bottom?) spot to TFA. I have never seen a movie that tried to do less. It is nothing but a series of cameos and callbacks strung, mad-lib style, into a plot that is itself a copy of an earlier, better film. I've got a lot of patience for movies that try to do interesting things and fail to stick the landing. TFA's crime was that it never even made the attempt to be interesting. It might as well have just been called P R O D U C T in the Star Wars font.
>>219550799>troons vibe their cages to shit like thisLmao
>>219543903The idea that the film has you so blind with hatred that you've subbed in Mark Wahlberg for Matt Damon is klling me.
>>219560724>the directors barely disguised fetish
>>219560724Not that anon but markie mark and mattt damon are the same person to me.
>>219544426You're not wrong but they're literally marines. Blurring the line between fraternal bonding and actual, literal, penis-in-butthole gay sex is like 90% of the job.
>>219537099>Guy Richiekek>>219541365these guys definitely sucked each other's dicks
>>219549777I really enjoy this movie and I can't say why. It's ridiculous. More than that, everyone involved clearly understands that it's ridiculous. CGI battlesuit Gerard Butler going God of War in ancient egypt is just so stupid but it's almost like I had secondhand fun from watching everybody participate in such a clearly silly film.
There should be 3 categories of worst movie>Blockbuster DisasterPoorly executed, big studio, big budget, big name movies set for big releases on big weekends.>Mockbuster FailureYour poorly made. Low Budget B-Movie mockup, possibly one Z-List star or former big star (Something like Empire of the Ants from 1977 starring Joan Collins and Robert Lansing)>Amateur slop kinoMovies like the Room or Coven, the countless non-union, outside of Hollywood movies that get made with at most guy who appeared in a few soap opera arcs or was an understudy on a broadway tour. They're all different types of bad and they're all different parts of appreciable.
>>219558802They could have centered it on surviving an onslaught of Dromaeosaurs and called it DromaeoDrome
i didnt like going to the movie theater so much after this
>>219561980>Funny People>The people are not funny
Monkeybone sucks. It's such a chore to sit through.
>>219559542The funny thing is the first half of the movie until they get their powers is pretty much a direct adaptation of the ultimate ff comic. It just goes completely off the fucking rails after that
>>219562927I hate the Ultimate FF so that's not a good thing
>>219561980>Adam Sandler's dick is famous>Eric Bana's dick is strange>Leslie Mann's tits are beautiful>Jonah Hill's tits are crazyWhat did the director mean by this?
>>219561034I agree with this. There's such a gigantic difference between a big budget movie made in good faith ending up a disaster compared to a cheap, low effort affair that somehow still manages to be less than the sum of its parts. Both can be just as funny but for different reasons.
Don't watch kingdom of heaven
>>219561034>Poorly executed, big studio, big budget, big name movies set for big releases on big weekends.I guess that would probably have to be the original cut of Exorcist 2, that I guess was so bad they pulled it from theaters and did a re-edit. That's the only time I've heard of that done. At least as I've heard it.
>>219527511>The invention of lyingThat was for sure garbo
Someone thought this was a good idea
>>219563721It always struck me as "even edgier Roger Rabbit, but with shittier production, writing, and cast".
>>219560724They're both terrible actors
>>219563919what hurts most is that Jim Henson's son wrote and directed it
>>219564081Oh boy, that's rough.
I'm not even gonna get a pic for the post but FUCK 4th matrix. Whatever the fuck it's called. Watched it on a plane and actually started falling asleep. Woke up to that gay dude from Harold and Kumar getting his ass beat by Neo and trinity because they're in the matrix again or something? It'd be like if after the last lord of the rings they had the sacking of the shire as its own movie but it's directed like the hobbit movies and everything is green screen.I'm rambling. Fuck the 4th matrix.
>>219564383Goddamn, I forget that thing even exists. I thought that Double Toasted guy had kind of a funny review of that. When he was talking about Jada Pinkett's "old" makeup, he said she looked like she had brownie batter on her face. The frustrating thing about that movie is that it does the same shit as the Star Wars sequels, where it skips the years where all the interesting shit was apparently happening, and we're just kind of seeing the aftermath. I hate that shit. Metal Gear Solid V, Final Fantasy XV, Evangelion 3.33, and Halo Infinite do that garbage too.
>>219564383Also Keanu has exactly one scene where he even attempts fight choreogrphy and spends the rest of the movie doing this. The John Wick franchise is still ongoing, he's clearly capable of it. Did he just not want to? Was this a creative decision from the director? Just baffling decisions all around.
>>219543903>>219560724Holy shit that movie was so bad. They really expected the audience to take this vietnamese lady talking about the environment in her super chinked up sucky-sucky-five-darra accent seriously.>>219560746I wish its the least sexy movie of all time.
>>219527604how I feel about shape of water, truly awful movie
>>219564775Maybe he was just like "no wire shit" in his contract or something.
>>219550289The hilarious part is he made this because his daughter asked for a water tribe necklace when she was a little girl. So her being a fan girl caused him to ruin TLA for a decade lmao
>>219550050
The Godfather. Didn't care for it.
I can't remember. Because I literally have dementia. I won't remember I posted this. I can't recall a single movie that exists.
>>219550050Speaking of Shyamalan, I remember reading an article on Cracked back when they were actually still worth reading (is that site even a thing anymore?) that was talking about him, and the subject of "The Sixth Sense" came up, and the article mentions that the plot of that movie is almost beat-for-beat identical to some episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" on Nickelodeon. Then they look up the day that episode premiered, determine that it would have aired when he was in college, and then start giving him shit about spending his prime college years at home on a Saturday night watching Nickelodeon.But hey, he's still plugging along making movies in spite of his missteps and detractors, so I guess he's doing ok.
>>219565929Are you ok Bruce?
>>219527313>What is the WORST film you have ever seen?The Happening. >And is it the same as your most HATED?Yes.
>>219527880>Starship Troopers Nigger, that's the best movie of the 90s.
that movie where the guy says "turtle turtle"
>>219564664It's like the one times writers and directors show restraint nowadays, except it just blue balls the audience.>>219564775You just made me remember that they were trying to dodge suicide npcs at the climax. Also>no machines
>>219537466I have must have seen the fellowship of the rings over a hundred times, actually learned to watch films with subtitles because of it. And The Hobbit is one of my favourite books, having read it a dozen times. I couldn't stand 20 minutes of that shitty movie.For films I have finished watching, The Spirit. I only managed to finish it because I was in the movie theater and it was expensive for me at the time.
>>219566678The first two Hobbit films are mediocre and forgettable with some very bad moments here and there, the third one is a complete disaster.
>>219541630Nepobaby. I enjoyed watching him be old and embittered on Joe Rogan a couple years ago though.
>>219566419It just makes me crazy because they keep alluding to a Machine civil war and an exodus of the good guy Machines to what's left of Zion or whatever, and I'm sitting there thinking "Let me watch THAT!"Instead, it's two hours of watching someone's grandparents flirting at Starbucks, and a guy named Morpheus whose only resemblance to Morpheus is being a bald black guy with dark glasses, and Keanu giving everything the care bear stare.
>>219566840The director went from Let the Right One In to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy to that. What a drop off.
>>219566866I saw Five Armies in the theater, and when Thorin dies at the end, I heard a little kid in the completely silent theater say "Does that mean we can leave now?" It was a 2 1/2-hour long video game cutscene, and even the little kids are bored.
>>219566866>>219567076My question is why did the entire film have a weird bloom filter over it? It was like the Lothlorien scenes in Fellowship but that was meant to be an ethereal magical place, this was just every single scene having this desaturated bloom drenching everything
>>219564383This doesn’t really count because it was made shit on purpose as a protest.
>>219567128I always figured maybe it was to visually communicate cold or something. I do know what you're talking about, though, and I'm not a fan. It's one of the reasons why everything is so glaringly cartoony. They almost should have done the Game of Thrones thing, and set the battle at night to conceal how shitty it all looks.
>>219567128Because the entire thing was rushed to fuck due to the studio screwing Jackson around. I still feel like there’s magic in those movies too, but it was just arranged wrongly due to bad prep. So much of the design, the cast, the acting, the music etc. was great. Cut some subplots, add in some deleted scenes, tone down some of the more extravagant visuals and it would be an amazing trilogy.
>>219566335t. not turtley enough
>>219527313I fucking HATE Diamonds Are Forever.It put me in a bad mood for a whole day because I was pissed that I wasted two hours on that absolute dogshit after the euphoric high of OHMSS.
>>219567557For me, A View to a Kill was miserable, it was so god damn boring. An hour of wrinkly Moore wandering around stables. Walken couldn't save it.
>>219534389The retcon of all technology being dripfed by optimus prime to humanity meaning that it was his personal decision to give the technology for the giga-mega-ultra-chink-immolator-rice-fried-er 5000 to the Americans makes the series kinda worth existing.That and how it ends with optimus prime just straight up executing the main bad guy while he's on his knees by shooting him in the fucking head at point blank while he begs for mercyLmao
>>219566965Did they REALLY not fix the flipped license plate
>>219559446>this meme is over 14 years old
>>219567978Every single entry of the Transformers movies has the exact same plot of "there's a vital secret Transformers artifact previously unmentioned, and it's....hidden on Earth all this time!". It's hilarious how much secret Cybertron stuff somehow wound up on Earth. To the point that they tried retconning an explanation in the FIFTH movie that Earth has actually been Unicron this whole time and that's why everything is there but no one noticed. Which itself is another "secret Transformers artifact hidden on Earth all this time!" plot.
>>219568324Who held up their roots better, Ice T or Ice Cube?
>>219537434You think they care how shitty it is? It's STAR WARS! They could film literal shit for 2 hours, slap the title: "Star Wars: tales of shit coming out of my asshole", and braindead NPCs would still happily gobble it up.
>>219533917Do capeshit babbies really find this movie hard to watch? I like the scenes where they fight each other and Batman is cool.
>>219569667Yeah let's not call films shit anymore let's call them "hard to watch" nice try anon
>>219568832Snoop dog
>>219570355Snoop is notoriously a sellout
>>219570901Yeah he stuck to his roots
>>219570238It's not a shit movie you're just a youtuber agenda pusher.
>>219571440If you pay attention you'll notice I never attacked the film itself I only called out your limp dick attempt at verbal mind games, I've never had any opinion on BvS I just recognize a catty bitch when they try to control a conversation by switching words around
>>219567557The World is Not Enough put me to sleep
