Is smallville a good show?
By the looks of it it's a show for women, so I'll guess that the writing wasn't priority.
>>219535169Why didn't Clark just eye laser his armpit hair off? Doubt Lana, Alicia and Lois wanted to smell his super BO.
superheroes movies or shows are for kids
It was alright, this guy as súper man was perfect casting.
>>219535169The initial concept of a superpowered teenager defeating horror-tier superpowered freaks in a small comfy town is very enjoyable.
Supernatural and Smallville was a perfect combo for young couples and young teens. My ex and I watched the fuck out of those CW shows. Arrow and Flash was basically the end of all that. They had a good run of riding the line between relationships and mandrama.
It's filled with fillers but there's a few episodes which are good and the overall arc of Lex Luthor seething more and more over Kents wholesomeness is kino. I really enjoyed that aspect.
>>219535169I mostly remember Smallville, because one of the actresses was part of a sex cult.
>>219536347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXxnWENy0Ic>With my powers, I could hurt you.>That's a chance I'm willing to take.What the fuck was this about? were they talking about sex or was it about something else?
When does he become Superman? I caught a few eps on TV but they were all so dull. Just pretty people talking about nothing. I thought it was based on a comic book.
>>219536436Clark was pretty clearly insinuating he'd kill her if she bitchd up, like if she said he had small dick or asked about his former girlfriends. I say the same thing to my babes whenever they want me to have sex with them so they know that I'm control and they better keep their fucking mouthes shut or else!
>>219536440superman was copyrighted, he become known as "the blur" in the later seasons once he moved to the big city, the show kinda lost its charm by that time even though the villains and the enemies became more interesting
>>219536505Lame. What's the point of the show then?
>>219535194>women
>>219536440the final episode of the final season
>>219536440The final episode.No flight, no tights, that was the rule.All of the rules got tossed out of the window for the last episode. They even brought Lex back with his own father's heart.
I love shows for women.
>>219539350I get what you are joking at, but this show was coombait for male and female alike.
>>219535745Armpit hair causes BO? I thought it was sweat glands
>>219535169*Turns you gay in your path*
>>219539449It was a better time.
>>219539468it's bacteria that causes the smell and armpit air is natural trap for it
>>219539475I had a thought, twenty years ago."Man, I'd love to be Chloe's little sex slave for after she gets off of work. She comes home, and my only job is to make her forget about work and squirm on her pillow.Little did I know.
>>219539547No one could have predicted it.
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>>219539560I join cult for she
>>219539602It hurts, doesn't it?
>>219539350I made these WEBMs. Any requests? No subtitles. Episode number?
God I wish that were me.
>>219540709The one where Clark gets x-ray vision and spies on the girl's locker room. Season 1, episode 4.
>>219540709Lois with her cute little smile after she tells Clark she loves him too in the barn while they're dancing. Season 10 episode 4 Homecoming.
>>219535169Gay
>>219535169Gay sex with Tom Welling, gay sex with Henry CavillBrandon Routh can watch
>>219541449>>219541461Look out for them this evening.
>>219541622you're a good guy anon I don't care what everyone else says
>>219539350Are they supposed to be teenagers?
>>219542783Yes. 25 year old teenagers.
>>219542783Yes, but hot and not udnerage so everyone can lust after them and mentally play out their age old fantasies about having sex with a hot teacher guilt free.and i'm sure some women out there imagine being the teacher too
>>219541461This?
>>219544252That WHORE sucked and fucked Lex's big hairless cock.
>>219541449Literally me.
>>219544457
>>219544543>can see through walls>can't see through fabric
>>219536436Hey, that chick played Caleb Nichol's hot twentysomething girlfriend that Ryan ends up banging. in the first season of The OC.
>>219544252Yes! Thanks anon. Legend.
>>219544457That's Lois in the webm ya doofus
>>219544543Based thanks anon.
>>219545772Not my fault all women look the same and they make me so angry.
>>219535169this show is a masterclass in how to gaslight someone into a villain. mah nigga lex just wanted a true friend.
>>219535169this show gave a lot of millenials yellow fever.
>>219546515
>>219535169>Here's that unassuming 16 yo farmboy I was telling you about
>>219535169>Git-R-Done
>>219539350knowing petey made a sextape in real makes this even spicier kek
I stopped watching after Jonathan died.
>>219551602Bloated
if you're into superman lore, this will mess it up.
>>219544599Lead towel.
>>219544599He was lacking focus if I remember this scene right.His powers were still appearing and developing."I wanna see into the girl's locker room."Gets what he wants, but he doesn't have the fine control to individually see through the clothes or towels the girls are wearing.The whole show is him learning and figuring out his abilities. Hell, he can see through people enough to figure out that the one chick was a shapeshifter not too long after this.Yeah, I just checked. Tina Greer. S2E11.The hot teacher was S2E2.So in the space of half a season, Clark goes from learning he has an ability, to using it somewhat reliably. Not perfectly, but he can make it do most of what he wants.
>>219539560>>219540189Holy shit, now i remember why i watched Smallville when i was a kid, i loved Chloe, i still can't pinpoint what was her most alluring characteristic, for me it was the hair, i always wished to caress it and smell it while holding her tight.>>219540449Kristin Kreuk is literally the most beautiful hapa ever, this show was a godsend.
>>219544572FUUUUUUUUUUGGGGANON DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>>219554326Do what?
>>219535169Depends on what your litmus test for quality isIt's first six seasons are very "freak of the week"-centered with a myth arc of becoming Superman teased in the background, 7-10 are more of a sci-fi action drama focused more on incorporating more of the expanded DC Universe than prior seasons were doing At it's core in the early seasons it's a teen drama with superpowers, so you're going to see a lot of Dawson's Creek-type relationship drama. Your tolerance for that will dictate your enjoyment of the show.If I had to rate it honestly on a scale it'd be at least 7/10, there's some truly low lows but the highs more than make up for some of it
>>219546515kino
Was Clark gay?
>>219555208I'm just going to point out that Lana got half of Clark's powers once.And the first thing that happened after that was that she and Clark immediately started fucking, causing small magnitude earthquakes for miles.
>>219555208No he just had oneitis for Lana, the superior model
>>219555671Episode number?
>>219536528an excuse to sell a show with a shirtless muscular teen to women
>>219555893S7E7.Lana gets his powers, and decides to go full on vigilante with them.Not just beating up criminals to turn them into the police, she wants to kill them.
>>219556131Actually kinda funny.
>>219544599He chose not to, rapist
>>219539350So are teachers who do this predators or what?
>>219557784Probably narcissists to some extent. No woman is that oblivious.
>>219535169It's crazy how much effort went into the first few seasons.It's max comfy.The girls are cuties Dudes are chadsFun vibe before the woke darkness crept into everything.
>>219555208He didn't want to get branded.
>>219558221I watched that stuff.Dude was sitting in an Arby's parking lot eating curly fries and blew like a .10.He's a big fucker though, so most people would have been a .16 or something.
any not teacher stories?
>>219558338I'm not a teacher. I'm about to eat dinner.
>>219558395kekany HOT teacher stories?
>>219535194It's a rare case of appealing to both men and women
>>2195583370.1% is a lot anon.That's drunk drunk>>219558515I watched one of my younger teachers fuck a student.I was like 15yrs old and completely clueless about sex.I thought I had a small dick for years before of that I didn't know having 9+ inches wasn't the norm.never said anything about it but,Eventually they got cought after the dude was bragging about fucking her.Last I heard she got divorced and is working a coffee shop job in another town.
>>219535169heres the thing rightsuperman is super powered because of the sunhe has super strength all thatso why is he muscly?he can lift a bus full of people and fly around with it, its not actually difficult or effort for himso how can he build muscles at all?there is no exercise he can do to build muscle because none of it is strenuous for himpretty fucking stupid!!
>>219536440He wears a Rubies Halloween version of the Brandon Routh costume for the last four seconds of the series finale, enjoy
>>219558750You should probably just relax
>>219558671You're fucking retarded.
>>219558866>the Brandon Routh costumeIt's supposed to be the Christopher Reeve costume.Brandon Routh's 'textured' suit was absolute dogshit and started a horrible trend of super suits that's fucked everything up to this day.
>>219554278She is something special.
>>219559295>lana gives birth>baby has hair on his headCLAAAAAAAARK
>>219559373SONNNNNN
>>219540709This could have gone really bad had his line of sight been towards someone.
>>219544543>the smile at the endNice.
>>219559084Probably.But least I've had sex with a 6ft biological woman
>>219535169Great show. Gay free television
>>219560030Except for you, the audience.
>>219559644>his smile and optimism: restored
>>219535169No.
>>219560030>Gay free televisionYou don't remember the crazy lesbian shapeshifter that stalked Lana?Her episodes were the funniest in Season 1+2.>>219559295I still chuckle when I think about how Lex faked Lana's pregnancy so that she would marry him (and then 'miscarry' after the marriage, so she'd trauma bond to him).
>>219560231When was this? Oh I see; you look at a bloke and immediately you're attracted to him? That's a You problem, son.
With so many sexy Women on the show and you are jerking off to Clark you are really Gay
>>219559662You've bragged about your dick, and about how much fucking you have done.Neither have anything to do with the topic at hand.I suspect you are lying simply because of your "muh dick" and "have sex incel" in your posts.You sure you are not a woman?While Amazon snu snu would be fantastic, you're using it as an unproveable basis for you being right.You're retarded.
>>219560326She died, right? So she was a monster/villain who dies? As I said, gay free family orientated programming.
>>219560450The chick in Season 2 who sucked the youth out of people via making out had previously been a 'student' at an all-girls school. Does that count?There was that one gay football player in Season 3. He was outed by Chloe but nothing happened to him.One of the Daily Planet people was gay. Another bit character who didn't die.Tess was bi, or at least she found Lois hot and flirted with her despite being in relationships with guys.
Any more WEBM requests? Previous rules apply.
until the end of the fifth season
>>219560795They weren't prominent and were all forgettable.
>>219540709>>2195609521. S3E12 - Prophetic vision of Clark's future from the guy who sees people's deaths2. S9E11 (I can't remember if it's part 1 or 2, sorry) - The scene where Clark looks over the old JSA memorabilia including the Flash's helmet and Jar Grrick's Lantern&Ring (still the most comic accurate GL ring in a live action adaptation). Might be two separate scenes, but I haven't seen the latter seasons since they first aired, so my memory's a little blurry.3. S10E22 - Final scene
>>219561400Nice. Reminds me of an Anon in a Downton Abbey thread who gave me a list. >Chloe seeing Clark and Lana
>>219560952S4 e3 I think.The end bit with the dunk tank.
>>219539350>hot woman in revealing clothing>me: "Is that supposed to be a fucking chemistry lab?!"
yeah
>>219539350If its a show for women then why do my almonds activate whenever Alison Mack is on screen?
Wtf is even the context for this?
>>219561400I don't think the suit looks bad.
>>219561931Is she a femcel?
>>219561400>S3E12 - Prophetic vision of Clark's future from the guy who sees people's deathsTimestamp? I couldn't find it.
on season 8 right now. the indian skinwalker chick was the hottest one by far
>>219540709>That stuttering of the heat vision to have the same rhythm as blowing his load
>>219563677I can't remember when. Here's the clip on youtube to help you find it.https://youtu.be/ehThUng8RcE?t=170 (2m50s)
>>219564346No offense Anon, but you want a WEBM of that?
>>219564620*shrug*The context makes it cool?I dunno, I thought of 2 and 3 first, then realised that I should include a scene from the earlier seasons and that was the first one that came to mind.I was listening to 100 Years earlier today, so that might be why that scene popped into my head
>>219559278I don’t know what it was supposed to be but that was definitely a Brandon Routh rubber S symbol they scrounged up from somewhere.
>>219544572yea all the Chloe scenes where she rapes the audience with her smile and gigglyness
>>219558750do gorillas work out?nigger its geneticsthey used eugenics so everyone was a 8/10+basically if you were ugly you ended up low on the pecking order
>>219555671>Fuck hard enough to cause tremors>doesn't damage the house in any wayHmm
>>219535169Holy mother of god. This is a kids' show?? I just jizzed my pants twice over, and this is a kid's show???
>>219565893Wrong.
It's too bad that the C in the CW now wholly owns the W. I guess it was a long time coming. Warner was a fake company creating the illusion of choice all along, much like all the varieties of cereal at the grocery store that no one buys.
>>219535169Considering it pays lip service to illegal immigrants with Clark I would say no it is propaganda.
So much for my happy ending...
>>219563476Bro you beat me to it. This has to be one of the most brutal moggings I have ever seen in television.
>>219561997How many of them were in the sex cult?
>>2195672255
Tess was an underrated hottie
>>219567121I remember watching that when it aired, shit was hilarious even then. Lois comes in and just blows chloe out of the water for good.
>>219539560>Like whatWhat a chad
>>219546515I love this scene so much, especially for the 'blink and you'll miss it" DC references
>>219560952The one where the truck driver jumps from his truck just for a meteorite to fall on him, always made me kek as a kid
>>219567121Brutal
