Anyway, how is your sex life?
Got my daily fap out of the way, time to play Minecraft while listening to the new Better Offline ep
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>>219537598Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.
>>219537598everybody betray mei fed with dis worl
>>219537598My Lisa's great whenever I get it
man I just cant figure women out. sometimes they're just too smart. sometimes they're just flatout stupid. other times they are just evil
>>219539266but do they do this to your tv sets?
I'm a 31 year old kissless virgin
I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin
You know anons, >If a lot of people love each other,the world will be a better place to live
>>219537598Sex is like riding a bike. When you don't have a bike. You want to ride a bike all the time whenever you walk by your bike. You see the iy sitting there and you're like damn. I want to ride that fucking bike but now I have three bikes. I got a gorgeous Italian bike, an American bike and a Walmart special and they just sit there and they don't get ridden and I lost the urge to ride bikes. Sex is kind of like that. Once you have it you kind of stop wanting it
>>219540002Denny?
>Underwear, that's life.
>>219540273Can I watch?
>Women, man, women just confuse me. Can't live with them, can't live without them, but we need them for baby making.
>JOHNNYHa, ha!! Chicken Peter, you are just a little chicken!!! Chip!!! Chip!!! Chip!!!! Chip!!!!! Chip!!!!>MARKHa Ha!! Squeak!!! Squeak!!!! Honk!!! Little Chicken!!!>HonkTIL chickens honk
people are very strange these days. used to know a guy. he had dozens wifus. janny found out about it. rangebanned him so bad he ended up posting with a vpn on guerrero street
>>219537598I dont wanna talk about
>>219537598I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
>>219537598its very HANDY!
>>219537598IT'S NOT GOOD TOMMY
>>219540576wow, what a post anon
>>219540704yeah you can post that again
>>219537598I broke mine due to bed grinding
>>219540763leave your stupid posts in your pockets!
>>219541705I report you, you bastard!
>>219537598If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufePE5NaEM
I'M FED UP WITH THIS BOARD!
What do I say if I'm asked this irl? I'm a virgin but im not gonna larp as some chad and say I have sex everyday, and I also wont tell the truth either cuz im not a retard
>>219540002Same, except for the kissless part.
Relapsed after 145 days of nofap. Still hasn't registered.
>>219544138Just say "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" and leave it at that.
>>219544138just say you have anonymous sex with black men, then you won't get asked anymore
nonexistenti fucked a slampiggy in september who proceeded to ghost me which is pretty insulting considering she hit me up to pound her out
Hi anon I didn't know it was youCan I get a dozen yous and gets?You're my favorite posterHi Janny
>>219544694You are tearing me apart 4chan
>>219544694I got the results of the test post. I'm definitely rangebanned
>>219537598Not good Tommy. I found up my girl was seeing a bunch of different guys, so I beat her up so bad, she ended up in the hospital.
>>219537598>spends millions to make a amateurish movie where he's a loser cuck who kills himselfumm... based?
>>219544694>oh hi janny
>>219537598TIL that cooming increases testosterone and reduces prostate cancer risk. encourage jeets to nofap saar.
>>219544897what a story Anon, kek
>>219537598I definitely have cancer.
>Stop or I'll shoot!>This is a good man, and if you took the time to get to know him, you would find that out!
I knew a girl, had like a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
>That's right, I have AIDS and it's advancing very quickly! >I don't have that much longer to live and I will not hesitate to shoot someone for trying to kill [my vampire boyfriend]
*BANG*
>I'm not playing around!
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>>219537598Oh, pretty good. We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money.
>>219544664damn, you were that bad?
>>219537598it's not good johnny :(
>>219547326hahaha what a story, mark!
>>219537752alright, based
>>219539283He must be really strong to lift that huge CRT over his head
>>219551758He probably bench presses spoons for reps, anon. That TV looked like it weighed more than the entire budget of the movie and he just yeets it like it’s a pillow. True vampire strength or pure Roomian kino physics? You decide.
I'm literally the 40-year-old virgin. And I don't give a fuck.
>>219551758he's polish. poland stronk
Supdog
I've been banging a petite Asian girl on and off. Met her on an off brand dating app. Thought she was fake til we met up. Made out and fingered her on the first date. We both live with our parents so have to use day use hotels to fuck. She'll let me fingerfuck her in my car but not actually have sex. Thinking of trying outdoor sex on some remote hiking trails this summer. Also gonna hopefully start banging a skinny black girl with her own place soon. I still miss my white ex gf who sucked my dick a few times but never fucked me. Gonna text her some bullshit question asking if she ever finished some collection she gave me her spares of because I "was cleaning out my car and found them" or some shit. Its beta and gay but I won't be able to get her out of my head otherwise. Still have dreams about her sometimes which pisses me off.
>>219552221based but u really dont want to have sex? just try it
