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Bashir is winning this season
hehehe seventeen
reminder that they counted on cam and bashir verifiably had less than 1200 candieshttps://gofile.io/d/z2bGPY
Imagine if they kicked James Drake…>No Laura>Vimp quits>Bliccy & Dunyay gets bored and leaves>Burt Ropes
has anyone told jet ozempic doesn't actually make you lose weight if you just keep eating the same trash as before
kekaroo that tts was straight gas breh
post all of your bliccy pics :o)
HOLY SHIT THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE
welpermimmmmahhhhhaermmmmmmmahahhahahahaim nerouvs
i want to sticcy my diccy in bliccy!
early bake
Bashir is the main character and the only good person this season. He deserves to win but the season doesn't deserve him.
>>219538072i counted he had 1558
>>219538072reminder that they counted on cam and police verifiably identified less than 17 bodies
>ohhh it's people 17 people diedfucking kek
bliccy my beloved
>>219538084Mints has been on it too for a couple months and he's still huge lawl
just gonna break the kayfabe and say that danhausen has a fulltime job, was at a funeral yesterday, and isn't sending tts to the twins on a daily basis
>>219538087No, most of them she is naked
>>219538072he had 1488. TAYLEIGH... 1488 TAYLEIGH!
>>219538089I'm scared
can someone ppost the webmm of bliccy battering the door
>>219538098ok I need to go to bed why did I type it like this
>>219538039Who's peekin' out from under a stairwayCallin' a name that's lighter than air?Who's bendin' down to give me a rainbow?Everyone knows it's BLICCY!Who's trippin' down the streets of the citySmilin' at everybody she sees?Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?Everyone knows it's BLICCY!
if you have any relation to jimmy after s2 and his pitiful existence during bloodgames, you're an extreme fuckin faggot and i have your hashes.
>>219538065Most overrated contestant of all time right next to the twins. This season sucks and so does the cast.
i'm being manipulated
>>219538112are those girl nips or boy nips
>>219538109danhausen would never watch an evil chud show like fishtank
>>219538094He was the first out the door because everyone hated him. He has no idea how to play fishtank and it's hurting him now. Look at him all alone and crying every day even though production won't let him fail. He's like rachel but he can walk.
>>219538080kicking james would be just as bad as kicking bashir for the finale, the content collapses without their rivalry, I wouldn't be surprised if they do a three-way finale in 5 days rather than eliminating someone today or w/e though to avoid that
>>219538072If you actually watch the video you can see he has more than 1400
>>219538130yes
>>219538094false nvke
>>219538122thanks
What do we think about bashircord aka saif.systems?
>>219538039why did he do it?
>>219538137
>>219538080So the show would finally be good?
Loved all four final fish (until Landon basically gave up a few days prior to the candy challenge, he's been a fucking bummer since) but the Bashir hate is insane. I honestly just like hearing him ramble about shit, and I even like hearing the twins talk about their art. As much as I like James Drake or Landon, I think their appeal comes more from their baseline personalities and the situations they're put in. I can't think of a single time they've ever actually talked about something actually interesting.
There will be no final 2. We’re getting a final 3 because the Twins are suffering in the race.
>>219538146annoying, gay, all wake up at 5am eastern
>>219538135nope vance counts 23x50 and 40 or something
>>219538130anon I...
>>219538133>bro just pretend to be a bad person and be boring so you can glide through the show while all the interesting and naive people get removed so we can have emma tankno
>>219538094Yeah…no
>>219538080Why no Laura is drake leaves
P'CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPUH'CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imagine if we got to watch JD make goo
cute bliccy sneeze :)
Did the tiger ever get his smooch from every girl in the house for kicking down the goo room door?
Why the obsession with losing weight as a man? Jet and mints could just start exercising and lifting and they wouldn't look like blobs despite still being overweight
>>219538175The same way Binx went when Landon was eliminated
>>219538157truly the KWAB of the season his endless melties
>>219538158Landon is a completely different person when he's drunk and becomes 10x funnier Being sober nerfs him hard
>>219538146They make it too obvious they should have more fun with it and less seething
>>219538158im glad to know my first impression with landon was an accurate one
guys what the fuck Vimp is holding his shoulder
>>219538080Why no Laura if drake leaves
>>219538039>Fishtank has a Wikipedia page nowBen doesn’t get mentioned as a producer lol
>>219538183why not both
>>219538159i believe this. it'll be like s2/s3 and it'll probably end in the RV bangbus.
>>2195381343 way finale would be better
>ozempic makes you blind and you're not able to shit for 3 weeksis this real
>>219538165Wrong
post rare blics
>>219538204When you get eliminated, your freeloader gets eliminated too
the shooting TTS are making vimp get closer to landon
>>219538198bro was loving the goo room. gave him repetition and peace
>>219538167???
>>219538168But he WAS being a bad person. He was making fun of all the retards right to their faces for days. Everyone made mention. Maybe if he pretended to be a good person that wouldn't have happened.
>>219538204Why not. You have better taste than to cry over Laura.
>>219537570>>219537570>>219537570
>>219538183nah just take ozempic bro surely there will be no long term negative side effects, big pharma knows best
So is the Goo Room bit completely over? How are they going to make 1000 goos now?
>>219538195he is absolutely unequivocally destined to develop extreme, horrible, alcoholism as a result of this. He is going to be Jet's personal Josh Block lulcow.
>>219538208Because not eating and ozempic sucks and it can make you look frail, not even worth it
A hand has been placed on his shoulder
i think i just shot massive ropes on accident but idk i can't tell
>>219538212that scares me
>>219538217a better time
>eats pizza and taco bell for 45 meals a week and chips and cookies and ice cream and drinks coke and mtn dew and injects cow lard into my veins and eats a horse and a whale while sitting at a computer 24/7>duuuude I like need ozempic maybe that will magically make mcdonalds have less calories
>>219538225Yoshi P btfo'd by this thread btw
>>219538237bruh
>>219538237landonGODS, we've made it
>>219538212No it’s actually fine and helps a lot
>>219538218O>>219538224Jwing
>>219538227They're going to make more goo tomorrow with an assigned goo crew
>>219538212I heard the stuff about freezing up your stomach and even throwing up poopwhich is insane enoughozempic's key ingredient is derived from gila monster venom
>>219538212well yeah no shit
>>219538237Vile wretch needs that kitten fed NOW
>>219538205only reason it got its own page is because bam is involved
>>219538212it also causes thyroid cancer in rats. dunno if it does in people yet tho!
>>219538222Mondotroon hallucinating again. Meds.
>>219538217
>>219538237He's in
>>219538237>He's the little spoonOf course
kinda cute
>>219538205
>>219538039>Fishtank has a Wikipedia page nowsomebody needs to work on the controversy section.
landon's getting spooned by a troon
>>219538237LETS GOSEETHE BASISSIES
>>219538234ozempic makes stops your food cravings so dont end up eating as much. all you need to do is prioritize protein intake and working on muscle, you can lose weight and not end up looking frail.
>>219538270Thanks for putting that square, i couldnt see the hand before you stupid fucking nigger
Ashley
>>219538282Big Purple Marky Hack Blastard
>>219538168>bro just pretend to be a badyeah, going full jimmy and tackling a 90lbs girl a couple days after joining the show was the good thing to do in a social game.
>>219538039Where can i find the clip of the kino drake/bashir/landon confessional that sometimes gets posted?
Did Jet fill the house with women to black pill people on the true nature of woman?
>>219538198>clocking in for another episode of bashir main character show
holy shit landon bros
smart to make sure he was asleep before touching
>>219538237bashcord code yellow
>>219538237damn, she really needed some oxytocin after those TTS huh
>>219538282There should be a bant section for Klaus and Benleaks too
>>219538292landon is closer to sex with vimp than bashir ever got
>>219538237bashirsissies... not like this... I though she was a loyal woman..
>>219538080Unpopular opinion but the twins should be kicked.Look at what happened today. It was all Bashir and Drake. The twins were nontent again. Bingo AGAIN was sleeping, Bongo was around but not really doing anything.They've reached the point where they're just there because people feel sorry for them.They're not getting hassled, they're not getting anything done to them. It's time for them to go home.
post rare lauras
muslim trustfund incel can't compete with retarded janitor
The cuck thing is kinda over when we know how much of a bitch Vimp is
this is probably the best night of landon's life
>>219538294Hope she sees this bro
>>219538237she's scared
>>219538287Yeah just take an experimental drug with side effects
Jerking off to this im legitimately a Bashir fan too
TTS ruined the moment...
>>219538268Literally day one. Everyone was taken aside and asked who they like and disliked and everyone said bashir was making fun of landon and the twins. You can watch it back if you missed it. It was less than 6 hours after the show started.
>>219538319should have went the other day when they were too stupid to check their room for every last bag of candy
>TTS cockblocks Landon and he doesn't even know itsorry little buddy
lmao rekt
>>219538319This but unironically They also cucked content when Bingo started crying because she got negative TTS for the first time ever
meg do you still lurk?
>>219538278that is a dropdown
>>219538237I miss my girlfriend.
>>219538319Drake didn't do anything to get in the goo room he just took a 3 hour nap until the paypigs demanded he be let in
>>219538345>>219538349What happened
>>219538319The twins will never be truly fucked with this season and its gonna leave me blue balls. I just know there are some glorious crashouts within bingo and bongo.
Twins winning would be a bit meh but understandable given the fanbase.James Drake winning would be boring and unearned, way funnier for him to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in a rigged final 2 elim.Bashir winning makes the most sense due to what he's endured, even if the scales have already been tipped in his favour numerous times. He also makes some very annoying people extremely mad which is funny.
>>219538332>bashkek fans and the wiggers successfully pushed vimp toward landon of all creatures as a hub of safety and securitylmao
>>219538217good idea, keep them coming guys
>>219538327that nigga schleep
ok that one was pretty brutal. hit the nail right on the head, too.
>>219538319manifesting this polytard threesome
>>219538275this actual mental retard subhuman cocksucker with a shitty soul doesn't deserve anything good, thoughHe has shown he is the type to immediately go full Stanford Prison guard when given any power or influence or even hinted at a crumb of pussyHe should fucking die.Or just stay in his miserable lane in nowhere Wisconsin chugging beer cleaning up shit and piss.He's not le wholesome lil buddy
>landon not cuddling her and telling her she’s safe in the lion’s embracedude
Bashir manipulated the elimination into bringing him back
>>219538335or keep being fat, gross and ugly idc
>>219538367It's kinda funny she threw everything away to sleep with the retarded janitor
>>219538362Vimp had her hand on Landon's shoulder and her head against his back, this TTS made her coil back and stop
>>219538357me too, bro.
>>219538373not sharing any more. the lost bliccy media stays with me.
>>219538382The Golem has no brain function
Sam just ranked the S5 fish!>Bashir > JD > Laura > Blane > Vicky > Diamond > James Drake > Charity > Anissa > Landon > Vimp > Clayton > Mr Naked > Emma dead last
>>219538357Same
>fuck with Bashir>Allah strikes you downKWAB
>>219538384Or you could just exercise and lift weights and not worry about "weight loss" like a 14 year old girl
bashir manipulated the elimination cocklips
>>219538379common trvke
>>219538376I forgot about this the same as I forgot about most of season 4 until I'm reminded and like 30 seconds after I first saw it I looked back again and realized what it was and laughed so fucking hard
>>219538379tbf he's retarded
>>219538357I've never had a girlfriend....
>>219538330>game about evicting people that annoy you>annoy everyone>get evicted for it>coddled back into the tank>mentioning this makes bajeets SEETHE
im still not ready for the new cucumberfeet recap but we must watch it soon
>>219538405bashir manipulated those stairs to make landon and vimp fall
>>219538291She looks black in this
>>219538394You miss his gf too?
>>219538237literally the only thing a woman has to do is rest her index finger on you to know she wants it goddamnit turn the fuck around retard
>>219538357>>219538394>>219538403never had one, you faggots deserve to suffer
>>219538379sad but trve
>>219538405jesus lol
>>219538359Who cares? It’s a fucking goo room idiot
>>219538212maybe but it also destroys your bones and makes you emotionally dead too
>>219538379this
>>219538428whomp whomp
>>219538039It's clear that Jet and the production can't handle planning and logistics outside of a having basic ideas. Having a simulated economy isn't a bad idea, but if you wanted to do it properly, you would probably hire someone who specialises in that sort of thing or at least plan it out. Jet literally didn't have a set solution when somebody stole from the store within the first few hours into the show
>>219538421Jimmycord coded post
>>219538405Praise Allah!
bashir manipulated nikolas cruz
>>219538357fuck.. would it be weird to text her after 2 years
CAN A NIGGA GET A QUICK RUNDOWN SINCE YESTERDAY WHEN BEN & JET & MINTS EVALUATED THE FIRST BATCH OF GOO? THANKS ANONS.
i thought bliccy was about to piss in the jacuzi bathroom
>>219538217why do you guys like bliccy? she just seems like a run of the mill bimbo whore. am i missing something?
How do I get him off my screen ?
>>219538434>Doing lines with Bliccy
Pvnished Bashir is coming after everyone else in the tank. He got cucked out of his love. Nothing can stand in his way to total victory.
>>219538294It actually is. When you act like that you trigger the ''I CAN FIX HIM'' shit and ''ok, he did beat women but he is funny'' narratives.Jimmy being a piece of shit in every way worked out for him. He is loved and had a lot of support. No one wanted Jimmy gone except Abi, and Trish was only mad because Jimmy was targeting her.Bashir would unironically be more beloved if he just broke Emma's arm out of nowhere.It's very weird. The more Bashir tries to be perfect the more he triggers them.
>>219538439Thanks for my new background. Can you do a mobile version?
>>219538212Making you blind is what helps you lose weight, since you cant see the yummy food
>>219538439SAIF.SYSTEMS REPRESENT
did drake really beat his wife?
>Bliccy bimbomaxxing>subject of weightloss drugs>reveals her 153 IQ intelligence speaking with encyclopedia pharmaceutical knowledge about them and their benefits and drawbacks individuallyshe's a gorgeous brilliant angel
>>219538454bashir wept and was kekedsimple as
>>219538406Or, don't take ozempic, lose weight by eating less and also work out. So many retards stay fat because they think working out alone will make you lose weight.
>>219538217the raped
>>219538451probably
>>219538434literally the only funny chick that has ever and will ever be on fishtank
>>219538454A fight broke out and bashir got slapped around for it. Bashir cucks are in full blown cope session about it. No one in the house wants to be near him (again).
>>219538457Just like any other woman on the show it’s because they want to fuck her
>>219538466Bashir was telling Burt and Bongo that he's probably going to have trust issues after this because of Vimp
since it’s the chillest hours of the threads, we all agree bliccy is based right?
>>219538481Why? Eating is great
>>219538457bliccy gives us AGP
my dick controls the action
>>219538457you're missing her subtle jokes
>>219538217Fun fact. Bliccy actually painted the bunk beds for Season 3.
>>219538447>grasping at straws againyou're def the type that calls anyone who disagrees with you a tranny.
Bingo gave me the ick yesterday, between her temper tantrum over losing fairly to Bashir leading to her participating in the raid on his room and then lying about participating on the raid. Then she started crying about TTS and Bongo defended it by saying she doesn’t know the show. Payton didn’t know the show and she never broke down crying and needed production to coddle her over TTS.
>>219538495she really is an evil woman
>>219538454
>>219538468Brown
>>219538457she sucks she's rich and only dates tall attractive people with money I want a simpable mid with low standards
>>219538495nigga didn't even do anything with her and he thinks he'll have trust issues? and we call drake the shitty actor
>>219538506why did they cancel brotank?
>>219538454Bashir being a faggot as usual
>>219538495He was kinda cold towards her and didn't want to commit to anything (not romance wise just in general) to be fair
>>219538379Truth nukeThese kinds of people only feign being nice goofy jestermaxxers because they have no money, no power and a flabby weak body.Landon is a bit funny sometimes but he is basically male Mints. Just give him some power, make him a discord mod, you'll see his true colors.
>>219538457shes actually quick with her jokes and rarely breaks. extremely good sense of humor without the pandering or camera winking every other chick does when brought on the showno>lets have this human interaction for the content!!
>>219538475No I did
You guys think the Bashcord will continue shitting the threads in future seasons if he loses? Do you think it'd be different if he loses fair and square or if he loses in a rigged/humilliation ritual challenge?
>>219538507>Jimmycord talking about tranniesSeems about right
>>219538515https://x.com/Small_Rat_Pepe/status/2042153590048092320
>>219538496yea we all love bliccy
>>219538525>male MintsI laughed
>>219538457She's playing up a persona and it's entertaining a little bit like sams girlfriends from the idubbz video but without a script.
>>219538498It is, but not when you're eating 6000 calories a day buddy
>>219538445His idea was to punish them more harshly, but he didn't want to do it on the first day so instead he just... fined them 2.5x what the item cost. It's funny that it still took a few days for the fish to figure out that production weren't checking so by the end of the first week the twins were just stealing everything they wanted.The whole idea was incredibly poorly thought out. They should've had a magazine of shit to buy and received the item as a delivery service.
my dick controls the action (serious)
>>219538366What has Bashir “endured”? Don’t really answer that question because I don’t want to hear more whining from you people. You would “endure” more living in a frat house.
>>219538517I think Sam shut it down
>>219538517bitchtank crashed and burned towards the end, or they realized that paypigs couldn't support the show 24/7/365
>>219538540Mints has two X chromosomes, so it checks out
>>219538531I don’t know jimmycord you probably would know
>>219538512Wasn't that an elimination door?James coddling never ends
it will all work out in the end. have strength, keep fight and fight hard. God wills his victory.
>>219538543>sams girlfriends from the idubbz video what?
>>219538506based
>>219538515They had some meaningful conversations (Bash thought anyways) and he gifted her a headband that she threw out the window
>>219538039IT'S WRONG!
>>219538533not the heckin headband!now see I could understand it more if bash was some virgin to the tank but he's a fucking josiefag.
>>219538379>>219538525FaxKill all simps
>>219538555It was an elimination door
>>219538532Take your meds or at least stop drinking this schizo posting is retarded
>>219538549Even if it's self-inflicted it's not a stretch to say he's been the most dogpiled on lmao
elimination boxing challenge tomorrow
>>219538557actress chick they asked to come in and she buzzed her head and pretended to be a junky for idubz
>>219538039>audience consistently can't recognise when a woman with BPD is trying to humiliate a socially awkward guy by pretending to come on to himfirst it was laura and landon, then bashir and vimp and now landon and vimp. stay safe out there guys
>>219538539Nina challenges saved S5. I can’t wait for the Super Gummy Bear.
>>219538379I like when TTS was making them realize they were the bullies of the season and as it was sinking in for everyone he shouted "GOOD!" Massive faggot that will only ever get pity cuddles
>>219538557The weird bald bitch who kept putting her hands in idubbz pockets and stuff. The actress.
>>219538557Dani
>>219538454bashir mogged the fuck out of james drake and made him seethe like a bitch all night lmfao
>>219538544Jet is fat but he's not that fat. If he started exercising and lifting he would gain weight not lose it.
>>219538556he has nothing left to lose, no more allies, no more pretenses. He's at his most dangerous and powerful.
>>219538568Oops meant for>>219538507
>>219538577Bashir wasn't humiliated. He got PVNISHED
>>219538564I do meanigful gifts like bash, you wouldnt get it
>>219538577agree with bashir and vimp but vimp actually has a thing for landon
>>219538515She really did seem on his side from his perspective for the first couple of days, and he was really genuinely happy to have someone actually supporting him for once, although to her it was all just "I am on his team so I should be his teammate" autism.
>>219538532>le jimmycord!!11!You have no idea how retarded and unhinged you look to other people.
>>219538539i cant wait for the sissy hypno callenge
>>219538588a master trole at work
>>219538532Jimmycord didn't like this one
>>219538569Of course he has but it’s just Fishtank pranks and shit. People are acting like it’s been this insane competition with crazy challenges and it’s just people squirting mustard at each other and getting drunk (which he doesn’t even do)
>>219538577I choose to believe they're just playing along and trolling or maybe its wishful thinking because sextank or lovetank would be entertaining but yeah its obvious none of the girls have been into any of the guys
My idea for a final challenge (guaranteed better than Nigger Nina final challenge) Jet’s head gets shaved and he gets oiled up and put in a diaper with a binky. Whoever captures baby Jet and maintains control of him for 30 minutes wins.
>>219538577I'd agree except landon was dead asleep during this whole hand on shoulder bityou'd need him awake to continue the stringing along
in hindsight it's good that Landon got eliminated
>>219538609we have a bounty on you we have been monitoring your syntax and running it through AI we will be responding to all of your posts you can't get away
>>219538615Fair, but in his head he's already inside a besieged castle and that's all that matters imo. The psychological effect is the same.
friendship between Bashir and James completely obliterated
>>219538615He has open wounds on his face from being attacked and choked out
>>219538454Goo room went hard, and flew too close to the sun. Production started wigging out because they were having too much fun and nobody wanted to watch the rest of the house, the bit that existed to humiliate Bashir was becoming his strongest weapon. They tried to sandbag him with dumbgay, dumbgay just started working with them. They got the rest of the fish to go up and cry outside the door to be let in, and after about 5 hours of throwing piss and poop under the door and banging on it, they swapped dumbgay out with Drake to try and kill the bit, and eventually gave Landon permission to just kick the door down like a retard.
>>219538592shes just likes of the positive reinforcement she gets over tts when she interacts with him and sees how much everyone loves him in the house.
>>219538584james drake wasn't the one in need of a production coddle session afterwards
drake is such a faggothe could have had bro tank with bashir, but his whiteknighting bitch attitude got him to be a loser faggot
>>219538577She learned it from the best.
>>219538623for real. his aura is completely depleted
>>219538615Because people who he's been nothing but nice to completely turn on him because they want to be part of the longhouse
>>219538615I mean they fuck with him and conspire against him for the important challenges as well as the possession-fuckery/shit throwing
>>219538626>Unfunny cringe bitsWait is this actually Jimmy? lmao you will die alone
I think I accidentally picked a fight I can’t breathe on
>>219538569shit man eve I'd disagree with self inflictedwhy did letty destroy his clotheswhy did vimp throw his stuff out the window (preferred the goblin who smeared her shit on her face)why did bingo chimp out on him earlierwhy does no one help him when laura was latching on to him so he can get more heat for putting his hands on a womanyour other choices are>hecking wholesome twins>hecking epic tiger landon>drake who is just normal manits pretty gay
>>219538623He should've stayed gone desu
>>219538577Facts, Vimp is still a loyal good woman to Bashir. This is all part of her elaborate mind games to take down Landon for Bashir.
>>219538615>it’s just Fishtank pranks and shit.They are consistently messing with his sleep. Good chance Drake wakes up and goes straight to fuck with him in a couple of hours.
I can tell James actually beat his wife with how hard he flew off the handle. Dude is unhinged when he gets wound up
>>219538584mogged him by accidently hitting him with a door and getting bitch slapped for it then hiding in his room shaking like a leaf for the night. Drake made bash look like mints.
This is legit a top 20 or top 30 of best shots of the season, easily. Maybe top 10.
>>219538125this
Bashir tried to blind him with the strobe light
Landon's golem brain prevented him from having a comfy cuddle with Vimp haha
it always makes me kek when James Drake starts barking at Bashir like a malfunctioning Roomba with rabies while Bashir just stands there recalibrating his internal Windows 95 processor and whispering binary code about fish tank filters. like bro one minute Drake is accusing him of stealing the concept of oxygen and the next Bashir is plotting to unionize the houseplants against the concept of Tuesday. their rivalry is peak performance art if performance art was two raccoons fighting over a half eaten burrito in a quantum physics simulator. yesterday Drake called him a "walking Wikipedia error 404" and Bashir responded by reciting the entire script of Shrek but backwards in dolphin clicks. absolute cinema. the fishtank producers need to just let them fight in a jello pit made of expired yogurt while the chat spams fish emojis. 10/10 would watch them invent new religions again tomorrow.
mints won.
>>219538659There's mugshots lol he beat her for getting blacked then got with the gum lady who has black kids His cuckold awakening caused great discomfort
>>219538658dude slept 14 hours a day for 3 weeks
>>219538125I've said from the beginning that this is the worst cast of all time and I still stand by it. Casting was a failure on every front.
>>219538617This. Has to be, who genuinely gets mad that some autist doesn't "make a move"? They have to be retard virgins or trolling to be believe that any chick is going to have sex on some shitty internet stream with some ugly stinky autist.
>>219538636From day one, he hated Bashir. Bashir was his biggest competition because he was the only other guy in the house who was vaguely in shape. He has done nothing this season but try and get Bashir out of the house, and every single time it's just him crying to people and saying "dude he like hates me for no reason or something" and they buy it every time because he's a handsome normie.
>>219538660Drake looked like the bad guy lolBashir dragged him down to his level
>>219538653Maybe if he wasn't such an unlikable faggot people would...like him?
>>219538237GOODWOMAN
hilraious thing I live in SoCal and i've met a million dudes who dress like Bashir but uglier and are into that spiritual shit instead of religious and they swim in art hoe pussy its insane.didnt binx even say bashir was hot before she came on? lol
only place I see people hate bashir is reddit and a few stray posts
>>219538623he should have taken his graceful exit, it was a decent ending, but now we get nights like tonight where he's bragging about how he "owns the house" and they invited him back because he was so "awesome as a fish"
>>219538146their taste in films is solid
>>219538636stay seething incel
>>219538549he literally got shit thrown at his face
>>219538672popped me
>>219538615laura threw her shit and piss on his headbinx's piss was dumped on him by landonlandon dumped his own piss on the goo which he had to clean uphe was choked out by drake stabbed in the back by everyone he trusted not saying this is all super crazy but nobody else in the house has had it even 10% as bad
>>219538688He's hated on reddit, by paypigs and by the Jimmycord. A very grim state of affairs only /ftl/ likes him so we get raided a lot
>>219538690Him not having any fucking clue how much of a retarded golem he is is mildly funny, I guess. Most of the time he's just drunk and shouting over people, he's worse than dumbgay who at least locked the fuck in for the goo room.
>>219538675the mugshot is from a dui. typical lying bashirfag.
>>219538681>Drake looked like the bad guy lolAs if that's a bad thing for fishtank. The most loved person on this show is Frank Hassle. The fact that bashir couldn't fight back means he got bitched out and dog walked. There's a reason he's all alone and vimp is in bed with landon right now.
>>219538687im in socal to bro, wanna meet up and watch the finale of s5
>>219538713Source: you made it up
>>219538683>being interested in esoteric shit makes you unlikablereminder bam likes him and every dogshit woman theyve brought on s5 (6+) hates him and hops on the dogpile cause its easymakes you think huh fag
>>219538696totally haram
>the bashsissy is still fantasizing about blacked pornsad!
>>219538714There's looking like a cool bad guy and then there's being a bitch and crying about how you're going to kill someone because they pushed a door on you after you pushed it at them.
>>219538421He's a CUNT
For some reason the goo room made everyone lose their minds
Has the culture been advanced?
>>219538706Nah twitter loves him, even Monkey Spit retweeted that he was based for shitting on Landon today.
>>219538725bam is around him 10 minutes max per day
Bashir buddies places of work>unemployed>barber shop>vape shop >kebab shop>gas station
>>219538725>the retarded junkie loves him>the women are just evil they are all evilHeh, faggot.
>>219538733Bashir was enjoying himself for the first time in 4 weeks so naturally the entire house banded together to try and ruin it
>>219538146still dunno what that is. website doesnt make sense to me
>>219538733the goo must flow
I hope Bingo can get her fully 19 hours of sleep today so she’s in a better mood.
Feels pretty good to have never given jet ozempic a single cent
>>219538687It's the Muslim thing - all the foids in the house hate it. I think it's also the preachy way he speaks, it comes across as condescending even when he isn't meaning it to. Cole had the same exact thing and that cast was full of more dysgenic freaks. Everyone avoided Cole.
>>219538736in a goo direction
>>219538722I'll concede when you back up your claim, otherwise eat shit liar.
>>219538698That a BIG deal if you’re a women with a vagina
>>219538039>>219538039After watching some recaps, I don't really understand why everyone was either super defensive about the goo room or super envious about the goo room. It's like, just goo right?
>>219538727Nice burn jimmycorder!
>>219538733it was originally supposed to open before the arena. it’s cursed now
>I think my first kiss will be Monkey Spit
>>219538615>He endured the most>No he didnt>Yes he did>Ok he did but it doesn't countBASHIR DERANGEMENT SYNDROME
>>219538755>I'll concedeI accept your concession. Didn't read the rest of your cope.
>>219538733it was the computer room early reveal all over again. i guess it's human nature to get jealous and nosy like that
>>219538747alt islamic discord basically
>>219538711oh I didn't mean that as a positive, he's generating go-away heat from the audience to the point he's gone from silly little autistic janitor buddy to contemptable drunk retard that you want to see in another boxing match with ben
>>219538687and Beth said he looked good after she left
is vance is on the $200/day rate?
>>219538765Landon is going to have a rough time
>>219538725ape and phil love him too and were conversing with him about elvis and stuff. james not so much.
>>219538733It's pretty funny how Bashir saved mints whole gay bit. Those hours in the goo room were the peak of fishtank for me, I don't care what anyone says, Bashir winning a challenge fairly and getting instantly shit on by everyone in the house for it and then being told his "prize" was minimum wage work with a retard who wanted to rape him, and then just taking a second and going "okay, whatever" and locking the fuck in to make goo and playing into the whole bit as the rest of the tank sat around crying and napping will never be topped in my mind.
>>219538704lol dont forget his clothes actually physically destroyed by Lauraeven Letty jumped in and poured Dawn on that shit in the jacuzzi
>>219538759bashir derangement syndrome unironically
>>219538774yeah
>>2195387474chan muslims astroturfing the threads
>>219538196 muslims are the king of seethers
>>219538765>I think my first kiss will be Monkey SpitLMFAO NO WAY HE SAID THAT OMG
>>219538759they got pizza delivered into the goo room and the rest of the fish were hungry and asking for them to share, the goo room workers were instructed not to let anyone in or open the door. Oh wow it's the computer lab bullshit all over again, only this time they weren't allowed to break in the door. Guess what happened anyway? Beyond that, the siege on the goo room continued on and on simply because no one in the house knows how to make content without Bashir.
I've been manipulated my entire life
Hey Jet, when you threw everything back in Bashir’s face with the whole Wire thing making him play with goo for autistic children and Bashir surrendering himself to the bit in the battle of ideals. That was some Neptunian shit my wigga.
Bros I just had the most schizophrenic realization about the bingo bongo twinswhat if they're not twins at all but one girl who's been quantum entangled with her own shadow since birth and the fishtank house is just the particle accelerator that finally collapsed the waveformbingo is the up spin and bongo is the down spin but every time bongo drinks she flips the entire fucking universe and that's why they keep fighting over who gets to be the "real" one during the icky pukeers challengethe poll was rigged by cern all along, that one vote difference was the higgs boson having a strokeexplain this shit to me right now or i'm mailing sam hyde a bong made out of bongo's left sock
it's crazy that there are people here who can't see that bashir deserves all of the hate and more
>>219538759They usually want to see inside, and there's usually Papa John's in a new room.
>>219538729>frank hassle>cool bad guy
bashir has got the most shit but it's been about 90% his own fault for being a hypocrite pussy bitch who also complains a lot.
>>219538765Someone get this on the meme board
>>219538782DELETE THIS
>>219538765She’s just mad hes getting close to vimp
>>219538742>>the women are just evil they are all evil>every single one has father issues>also retard junkiesHeh, faggot.
>>219538759Ben told them to get in, it was literally a production told me to bit.
>>219538765Landon's response? Ally with Drake and get Bashir eliminated as revenge for Bashir trying to manipulate Landon into not getting eliminated.
>>219538771I was just reinforcing your point and saying he is mildly funny from a show standpoint, obviously he's completely nuking any good will he had. If he had actually left and figured out Bashir was his ally the whole time he could've just been mildly embarrassed, instead he got baited into coming back instantly because he has nothing going on in his life and now he's a total lolcow.
This is a shit hour for this site, board, and /ftl/. The caliber of people awake and here right now is very low
>>219538592>>219538622No, because even if he is asleep, it's still playing it for the audience, who will then egg it on via TTS when he is awake
>i am the star of the show because i give sermons about noah's ark>it's interesting to watch me pray
>>219538794Ben sent a TTS asking if his first kiss will be Vimp or Monkey Spit
>>219538767>trying to spin an L as a wintypical delusional bashirfag
>>219538782kwabdon
>>219538782landon KWAB
ermagawd
>>219538783>helping him clean it>destroying his clothesYou guys are retarded
>>219538577I really don't think the majority of viewers think these women are interested in any of those guys. They only shitpost about it because they are seething about imagined enemies. If you like Bashir you want to say Bashir is getting Vimp's pussy so someone gets mad. If you hate Bashir you say Landon is getting laid and cucked Bashir.It takes a special kind of retard to think Vimp was interested in either of these guys.The only thing I was fooled by was Vimp being friendly to Bashir. I didn't think she was into him, but I thought she was chill with him and thought he was a good person.Vimp bringing up her parents and talking about how her parents will like Bashir did sound genuine to me. Maybe I got a little 'tism too since I fell for this.
>>219538812>">>"You are seething so hard you spammed the reply and left in the mistake
>>219538795>rest of the fish were hungry and asking for them to shareBen told them to get pizza. They still have plenty of those shitty steaks. Dumbgay was literally cooking one when he was told to go in the goo room.
>>219538798>First batch takes 2 hours>Visible stress and frustration >Told they have to make 99 more batches>Bashir is promised he will get THE RIGHT TOOLS>Instantly locks in and starts to enjoy the goo roomMade me clap my feet in joy
We could of had Vimp slowing spooing Landon more and more throughout the night.
>>219538783yeah the list goes on
>>219538802We can. It’s his little band of like minded individuals that spam the threads
>>219538828>visibly fucking pissed when he finds his clothes in the jacuzzi cause he thought she meant to take downstairs to wash for him for completing a challengeyea dude youre a fucking mouth breatheralso she just turned the water on and left lol?lol?
the fish are retarded for not washing their clothes in the dishwasher
>>219538813>>219538795>>219538784Cringe work by everyone who isn't Bashir honestly. Have a party in the Bar or something equally as interesting,
>>219538725It’s not about his interests. He’s a moralfagging, whiny, hypocrite.
>>219538765>it's realoh no no no no no little buddy
>>219538829Vimp changed up due to peer pressure. Laura made sure to rewire her for sure, fucked up because Bashir prevented Laura from caving in Vimp’s face during the siege of fort drake.
>>219538829I really do think she was initially interested, and then after the whole touching thing she got the ick and became more and more bored with him.
>>219538818Ah yeah, that's fair. I'm sure they'll make a decent amount of content out of him being lit and the butt of the joke at least.
>>219538824You already conceded the argument, stop coping
>>219538823lmao. bro, landon is gonna get eaten alive when he leaves the tank
>>219538833what a shit ass conceding response bahaha
Bashir sleeping with his boots on
>>219538765>woman changes attention to the new favorite of the showFUCK FOIDS
>>219538834Stupid shit. Ben really shouldn't be making directorial decisions aside from his "pull fish to the side and gaslight them" routine
Day 25 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfAaoOTlrkk
Will Bashir and James Drake be the greatest final 2 in Fishtank history?
>>219538766Hey retard I was saying nothing he has endured has been a big deal and literally none of it has. OMG he got squirted with the most mustard he endured so much!
>>219538847>Woman wipes her shit on your face>"Errmmmm but don't you think Bashir is like... Kinda toxic?">Switch sides She got WOLOLO'd
>>219538843it really is indian hours in here
>>219538828She literally just dumped them in the bathtub. The whole bit was that Bashir wanted his clothes washed for winning a mini challenge, and he was stupid enough to think Letty would do it. If mints didn't TTS snitch to Bashir then Laura would have just pooped on all his stuff and it would've all been ruined a while back.
>>219538866Donot care
>>219538845and yes, the women with father issues they brought on (6+) all hate thisnext?
>>219538866I have the green light
>>219538842>what is soaking
>>219538860He’s ready for James Drake night assault. I’m convinced James Drake is capable of murder
>>219538517I believe it was Bex who said they just wanted to start working on s3 already. Also Ted was supposed to be in Brotank but got moved to s3.
>>219538871lol
>>219538836>Instantly locks in and starts to enjoy the goo roomthe music was kino too
>>219538755bashir fags are brown skinned retards. Rumours and truths are one in the same to them as long as it harms the izzat of bashirs "enemies". You cannot reason with them.
>>219538851>cope cope cope can't hear you lalala!! You fags really have nothing
>>219538863I am praying that they don't find them. Why would anyone want to see that?
>>219538866Cuck feet sucks and is completely compromised by Jet. He's a faggot.
>>219538890Nice one jimmycorder!
>>219538890>>219538891Jimmycord working overtime tonight
Why couldn't they just box and then become friends?
>>219538859I accept your concession
>>219538843How do they dry the clothes
>>219538867Tomorrow in any challenges drake is going to start choking out bashir at any opportunity
James Drake is a boring faggot
>>219538901Bashir won't box
reminder every bashir supporter here is a welfare migrant with craven blood running through their veins inherited by their honorless parents who fled their homecountry like rats
>>219538890trvke
>>219538871>bongo, your hair looks really nice
>>219538901Why hasn’t James Drake boxed Alex Stein or anyone of his physicality yet
>>219538836I was genuinely hoping Bash and Burt wouldn't leave that room and continue making goo for the remainder of the season
>>219538907What an exciting competition.
>>219538902Lol you lost fag wait for your beth stream
>>219538913bingo*
>>219538871lol, it works and it makes more sense than doing it in the fuckin jacuzzi >>219538906with the drying racks they're already using
I’m genuinely enjoying the Bashir vs. James Drake storyline but then I remember the twins still exist and it’s rigged for them and I get bored.
>>219538911haha so crazy jimmycord!
>>219538911I don't think a guy that donated to Beth's kick stream can call anyone else brown desu
>>219538917He asked to a bunch of times but production said no because someone could get hurt kek. They said they were going to fly someone out but have yet to do so.
>>219538733The twins are the instigators. When the computer room was locked the twins were literally crying and shitting, they got the whole house to kick down the door. Then when they got in they didn't care and left in seconds.The goo room raid was prompted by both twins fucking seething about Bashir which gave courage to Laura to destroy everything Bashir owns. The twins then dabbed and laughed at the destroyed clothes and pushed people to break into the goo room while they stand back and cry about how dare Bashir accuse them of ruining his clothes
what if when james drake finally boxes he's a huge pussy and starts screaming OUCH every time he gets hit like burt did
>>219538901bashir is a coward. simple as.
>>219538829It was touching to watch at least one person be unconditionally loyal for once when practically the entire house was against him. You can tell it touched him and it was a rare soulful moment that reminded me of older seasons. Peer pressure, TTS, and confinement really do a number on your judgement, but his autism doesn't help matters.
>>219538929> with the drying racks they're already usingWhere are those? I don’t really watch the show
>>219538867If it comes down to the two of them, probably yeah since it's been building the whole time. I expect a 3-way finale though.
>>219538881if he knew she was gonna do it jacuzzi style he wouldnt have given her his clohtes you fucking retard it was like 2am he didnt think she intended to handwash that huge bag are you stupid? lollol?
>>219538911TRVKE
I can’t imagine enduring 30 days of mustard and sleepover pranks. Real harrowing stuff.
Do you think Jet was bullied in school?
The Bashir hate comes from the ongoing conflict between Pakistan and India
>>219538958Yeah
>>219538926no it was bongo, the original poster was wrong
>>219538958Jet was bullied by his dad, who gives a fuck about school?
>>219538958yes, by his dad
strawberry
>>219538951There's one on camera in the Arena
>>219538935>I don't think a guy that donated to Beth's kick streamDo you think you know this poster? MEDS NOW.
You guys ready for another day of Bashir Derangement Syndrome with the psycho bitch Laura and death threat wife beating Drake assaulting Bashir all day while he's forced to not react to them? Maybe Vimp will throw some of the janitor's piss at him. Oooh or maybe the twins will switch up for the 80th time and talk about how Bashir actually sucks. I can't wait guys
>>219538878You sound like you need a pep talk from production lil bro.
99% of the James Drake defence in this thread have to be coordinated by the wiggers, it's the same 4 people in here all day. >mudslime
>>219538972dont worry hell be coddled again
Twins get eliminated next, one twin given to Bashir for finale, and another given to JD (James Drake)
>>219538901It's nuke vs. coughing baby. James would go as hard as possible and there is ZERO benefit that Bashir could get from that.
>>219538973painfully unfunny, jet. stop bringing in alt girls and 90lb men as freeloaders then maybe your shitshow can get interesting
i don't get the appeal of burt, too fake for me
>>219538972Drake is now full mask off after getting his ego crushed, I think there's a good chance he just tries to wrestle with him all day like a fag.
>>219538980Always the tinfoil excuse, sign of a low IQ
>>219538985twins better win this shit
>>219538982Bashir meltdown scarred James Drake. I agree with Jet things needed to cool down or the show would have ended there
>>219538980Yes it's all a conspiracy the showrunners are out to make a fool of you and you should be very angry.
>>219538972You just have production derangement syndrome and like to cry like a bitch
what did laura have a meltdown about?
>>219538866I don't even have to see it to know that all the comments will be people seething that the video wasn't just shitting on Bashir and gave a neutral recap of what happened
before vimp went to bed she said she needed to think about the bashir stuff, i truly hope he knows not to forgive her if she apologizes
What would your gimmick on Fishtank be? I'd be the heroin guy, I'd pretend I was a heroin addict and walk around being like 'haha that'd bad but it isn't as bad as that time I was on heroin in New Orleans' and 'wow big heroin moment' and carry a bag of brown sugar and be like 'gotta get my fix' and poke cocktail sticks at my arms to make it look like i was a junkie, then when i was eliminated i'd reveal it was a prank
>>219538039>>219538039Why is Jet even concerned about "who was in the wrong" concerning the door pushing? This is Fishtank, does it really matter?
>>219538901James would win, both James and Bashir know that.It's why Bashir won't accept the offer, but also why James makes it.It's really easy to challenge someone to a fight knowing you'll kick their ass, a lot harder to make the challenge when you might get slept.
>>219538989He's on a show, it's entertaining and there's no shame in losing as long as you agree to fight. Everyone would like him more if he boxed
Bongo is going to kill herself if she gets eliminated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfAaoOTlrkkIts up
>>219538965no. JD was trying to comfort a crying Bingo. he said that and bongo gave him that look
>>219538982They coddle every contestant that has the potential to leave, idk if you've noticed. Same when Drake was seething the eliminations didnt matter
I hate the wiggers, I love James Drake and I am from one of the whitest countries on earth and a bedrock of western culture (Greece). I cannot wait for the inevitable Bashir humiliation ritual.
>>219539014There's no way he does, she was standing outside the goo room bashing a fucking simbal into it. Hope that little manlet is okay.
>>219539018I would poop my pants and stare at the camera a lot.
>>219538998I was going to say the same thing. And coincidentally low IQ is a symptom of inbreeding. You know that thing that third worlders do, specifically muslims. The people who were given free internet access in the millions just hte last few years. Hmmmmm.
>>219538953He really expected to have his laundry done for him? lol
>>219539014Poor bliccy, barely interacted with Bashir but felt the force of a thousand jihadi attacks. I fucking love Bashir.
reminder that all of bashir's attacks on women can be justified by basic principles of self-defence and retaliation, except for probably the attack on bliccy which he just did because of tard rage (but also it was just food coloring so who gives a shit)
>>219538995if its real its funny, if its fake its pretty damn impressive how quick he is>bashir says faggot when talking to twins>instant "what" in the other room from burt>battling with landon with the broom stick>tts goes off>"YES"or>"you have more chances of losing your virginity than getting through this door"its the little shit that kills me
>>219539022Why would you give a retard with anger issues who has threatened your life multiple times an opportunity to punch you in the head repeatedly?
https://x.com/george/status/2042014306187854131
>>219539026>jewcumberfeet
Bashir won’t boxSimple asHis porn addicted daddy doesn’t want him to get hit in the head :(
what made you realize that the twins can't win this?
>>219539022I really don't think so in Bashir's case. James would just constantly say "want a repeat of last time" over and over, and the freeloaders would call him a bitch. It's not like James would be fair in the match or anything, he'd go completely full force immediately like it's a Time Attack mode.
>>219539046he won the challenge. probably at least didnt expect production to jump in on fucking with his shit but>womanbut I guess he lost the social game with that one too huh bro lmao
>>219539050I forgive the bliccy one just because he really didn't know that she wasn't a part of the dogpile, and she was the first retard through the door after they had been banging on it for 10 hours straight.
>>219538972That is what will happen. Drake will wake up early and spin some story to the twins. Nothing will happen for most of the day as wiggers sleep until Laura and Vimp start dumping piss and shit on Bashir until wiggers break it up.Already calling it.Whatever production has planned, if anything, will be Bashir centric and the whole thing will be just testing Bashir's patience and insulting him if he complains i.e states how he feels about what is happening
It's a small thing, but when James restrained Bashir during Midget Oddball none of the other fish or freeloaders had a problem with it. As soon as Bashir takes the opportunity to raid the room while James is occupied by the midget carrying challenge literally EVERYONE leaps into action>That's not fair>Come on bro we're doing a challenge>You're playing dirtyAnd it was then that I realised I hated them all and want the mussie sperg to win out of simple spite for the longhouse.
>>219539014I don't think she'll have the confidence to actually talk about it which is ironic because she was telling Bashir to be more confident and communicate more. You could tell the TTS were getting through to her and even one of her irl friends said she fucked up
>>219539027no he was distracted and said it. I remember rewatching at the time and hearing bongo
Do we think Bashir’s dad Omar jerks his noodle while writing suspense-filled novellas replete with adrenaline-rich chase scenes, surreal sexual encounters, and moments of magical realism?
Anyone ever tried raising Fishtank to Elon's attention? He's got an awesome reach on X and I think he'd love the show
>>219539074this was the moment Landon eliminated himself
>>219538901it's a foregone conclusion what would happen and Bashir has reiterated that he would get destroyed. anyone with a functional brain knows it would end with Bashir getting a concussion. The only one it would help is James who can then finally say he's physically superior which is something everyone knew already. Boxing only works when it's fair otherwise it's just bullying. I guess you could argue at this juncture it might not be a bad option so then maybe the house would respect him again and pity him. It worked when he fought Vance.
>>219539033>one of the whitest countries on earth>Greecealright, here's your (You), it was a good bait
What is actually the point of Bashir staying on this show?He will not win, the wiggers are not giving him 50k. They're not even going to give him the money he earnt on the show. He should just leave and ruin the finale.
>>219539072Bashcucks are defeated and spen their time fantasising about their champion getting bullied and literally shat on. Couldn't be me.
Never forget jigglegate
>>219539074That whole James spergout was caused by his ego getting crushed in the first round, where Bashir locked in and held onto the midget while Laura and Drake couldn't pry him off her. So he had to get "revenge" with the wrestling shit.
what is goo even used for
>>219539087please no, elontank would be even worse than what we have now
Brand new /ftl/ podcast:The Goo Room Incidenthttps://voca.ro/14B6ksHsNi5G
BASHIR WILL WIN
Bashir saying it’s okay to throw food coloring in someone’s eyes and it doesn’t count as a chemical because you can eat it was funny.
>>219539105They will either sell it to paypigs or use it for the final challenge and then sell it to paypigs
>>219539072>Bashir gets violent with Laura for the 14th time>Ben over TTS: ok guys stop>Laura comes back 5 minutes later to continue the assault>Ben over TTS: uh uh c c c can y y y ou puhpuhhleaaase stop please?
>>219538539Maybe the smartest decision the wiggers have made thus far. Now all the blame can go to Letty if it ends horribly. Problem is that if it even remotely ends well we'll never hear the end of it on how great she is from the simps. The hoeflation will be so immense it'll cause a tear in space time continuum itself.
>>219539104his mogged him lil bro
>>219539093It would obviously be more organized if they were to box. Wait for someone like Sam and head protection
>>219539063When I stopped giving a shit about the show. Sick of every single person from this season and never went to see or hear than ever again especially Jen and bet
bliccy feet
>>219538555Landon kicked it in. He was already eliminated by the candy challenge.
>>219539103I am so happy that Bliccy is doing ok and back on the show. She is a ray of sunshine.
>>219539097He's too stupid to walk. I'm hoping Drake crosses a line again and Bashir finally figures out this shit isn't worth his time.
>>219539072wahhhh wahhhh bashirs being mistreated wahhhhhhh!!! Bash babies just whine and fucking cry alllllllll day
it should come down to drake vs the twins but they should try to convince bashir to stay as a free loader to help the twins win so it's a tag match between james drake/landon vs bashir/the twins
>>219539110saif systems demands it!
>>219539074Normalnigger brains are something else.These people create conditions that are unfair for Bashir all while complaining that it's unfair. Then when Bashir complains it's unfair>wooow, complaining much?>yeah, it's unfair, deal with it, life isn't fairIn the next sentence the same people will complain that it's not fair and Bashir did something underhanded.Dealing with normalniggers is exhausting. I know at the end of the day that they just lie for their own interests and it's all fake, that you can ignore all their cries, but it's still exhausting.
would you guys make fun of me if I bought some goo made by bongo and bashir
>>219539104>James spergout was caused by his ego getting crushedMy ego would be crushed too if I was strangling some faggot that would be so terrible for me
>>219539133there's so much anger behind your posts on here, just chill out a bit
>>219539140you sound like a major fag
Reminder Bashircord are taking the hashes
>>219539105Making 1000 things of goo to sell for $50 so if you want to see the winner get paid you have to buy the goo.
>>219539097he loves the show
>>219539097>>219539131Bashir is actually too loyal to production to shit on them and start Claire, Ellie, Ciara posting, which is what I want him to do. It's a shame.
Which season had the doors with the highest power level? Season 2?>>219538982
>>219539140why are you samefagging your post
>>219539143I laugh at everybody who gives the wiggers any money.
>>219538911Epic pwnage from the jimmycord
>>219539136Shout out to saif
I don't actually know what Jimmycord is. So when bashirfags are like "erm >Jimmycord" it doesn't make me mad, because I have no frame of reference for what kind of insult that's supposed to be.
>>219539140Good bait but no way you’re this big of a faggot.
that was a great night as somebody who likes both james and bashir. their rivalry is awesome. I can already see the raging though no matter who wins if they are in the finale together. lots of shit flinging coming.
>>219539109I love these
I'm impressed by how quickly the season turned around. First three weeks was some of the worst the show has ever been
>>219539140They all honestly think that they're in the right, and that Bashir must've done something to deserve it. Even the idea that they might actually just be bullying an autistic retard will never cross their minds, anything he does is justification to fuck with him harder.
>>219539175same
>>219539166Didn't mean to reply to you Lil nigga
its filled to the brim bros
>>219539084damn i remember watching and hearing Bingo. i ended up finding the moment it happened and you're right. it is funnier that he said it to bongo as her sister was crying thoughhttps://kick.com/fishtank/videos/888e712e-135f-459e-aa62-54da108652f9at the 5:34:00 mark
>>219539166S2 because it was an older build and had better material. These ease of the doors coming down in the modern houses is because everything is build from shit and like shit nowadays.
>>219538911anyone that responds with jimmycord is that person
>>219539175>im totally not mad guysMaybe you oughta spend more time here lil jimmycorder jr
https://x.com/george/status/2040623947201327608
I dont know why none of you faggots cant agree its production not balancing the freeloaders. They're genuinely charmed by Drake and would be too awkward to embarrass him. Dude hig fives Ben every chance he can get. His a hard dude not to like, I agree, but they should have figured something out for him man. If bringing in his GF was the best they had thats fucking shit.
>>219539175The good news is you can make fun of two retards at the same time. Bashir and Jimmy both looks like faggots.
>>219539060He already beat the shit out of Vance, wiggers should've sent a stronger golem if they wanted to humiliate him
>>219539188
Did Letty's ex ever go to jail for posting her nudes online?
>>219539175I don't think you're jimmycord, I think you're just some scorned simp
>>219539200holy fucking gem
>>219539175>I have no idea what a jimmy discord could mean haha, I am so clever guys, haha
>>219539147There’s really not much anger. You guys are just ridiculous with the whining.
>>219539183there was a TTS earlier in the night when the fish were complaining about bashir being coddled that told them the reason it happens is because of their dogpiling, and they scoffed and looked confused like they didn't understand
>>219539202Only Mr Naked and Alex B can quake the Drake
>>219539208lol vance walked off while bashir collapsed
>>219539136who?
>twins get a singular mean TTS>completely shutdown and cry
So what we thinking about season rankings atm?Bloodgames > S3 > S1 > S2 > S5 > S4 >>> Bitchtank
bash and drake are both fags and the twins are retarded fucking gnomes that look like they belong in a forest with mushrooms growing on their heads.
S2 ben hair. We need it back
>>219539202After his girlfriend didn't work, I assumed they would start stepping it up to see what could get him to crack. They didn't try a single thing after and that was 2 weeks ago.
>>219539221There was a good TTS bit last night after the fight where someone went "you know all you retards ganging up on him all the time just makes him sympathetic to the audience, right?" and Laura just went "what" like the idea had never crossed her mind.
>>219539228TTS has been telling them to kill themselves since the aftermath of the candy challenge
>>219539202trvke. Bringing in his GF was weak shit. He's Brian 2.0 with the way they're treating him with kid gloves. There's a lot of different kinds of people they can bring if they really wanted to test him.
>>219539221They are insane>wooow, Bashir gets clean clothes after we destroyed all his clothes and he has nothing else to wear? Why do I not get clean clothes?They are not even human.
>>219539223imagine if Alex B didnt weight 92 lbs it would have been fucking hilarious. but nope DRake will continue shoving niggas in and out the house and production too weak and pussy to stop and real shit going down
>>219539175We believe you jimmycord
>>219539180glad i gave it a chance. i was about to give up on it, but the room vs. room challenge and following nights felt like things were finally going in a good direction. as soon as blane showed up the season became consistently good.
>>219538917you think the tranny fucking jew lanklet is a match?
>>219539226the guys behind most of the bashir posts
>>219539215>jimmycord>simp>mintsThere always has to be an excuse with these retards it's just impossible to dislike bashir as far as they are concerned.
>>219539093They should not cast pussies for this show.
>>219539175You know who is brown because they reply with jimmycord
4 days leftWhat can they do in this remaining 4 days to salvage the season? The challenges can’t get too extreme considering capture the flag almost killed Bongo and made Bingo cry.
>>219539236Yeah I noticed that one as well, she's so consumed with hate and the shared sentiment between her and James that she can't perceive what her actions look like from the outside.
>>219539262/ftl/ loves Bashir, tourists don't. You can always go back if you can't handle getting BTFO like thsi
>>219539109Fuck yeah
>>219539133pussy looks like the mouth of a predator
>>219539202b-b-but don't you understand he's a master manipulator. Production have no choice but to like him he's making them d-do it!!
I like to think hack_blastard is like the Green Goblin mask calling to Jet when he wants to send TTSes
>>219539273slim jim eating contest sponsored by slim jim
>>219539262you forgot jews
>>219539221>>219539236>Bashir wins a challenge>his reward is to make goo with a gay schizophrenic nigger>Laura and Vimp destroy his clothes while everyone laughs>"but he got pizza though that extreme coddling!"not to mention they also sent in Duanye
>>219538866most people love these recaps and so do i
>>219539287accurate lmfao
>>219539263What makes people seethe more,Bashir, a 30 year old white mudslime that has thrown things in people's eyesOrJames Drake, 40 year old white actor with no children that has, as Landon put it, two nigger babies.Who do we choose???
>bbc>jimmycord>jimmycord>bbc>bbc>jimmycordbashsissies aren't the brightest bunch are they
>>219539276the only people ever posting bashir love in these threads are schizoposters and brown people FACT and they don't even make up the majority
>Mints>Jimmycord>Reddit>PaypigsAll hate Bashir. This is who you choose to side with when you come to /ftl/ to seethe about /ourguy/
Is Burt sleeping in the Goo Room? Production should bring him a microwave and bags of popcorn for when he wakes up
>>219539276Nice try
>>219539304You got him good with this one jimmycord
>>219539306true
>>219539273Absolutely nothing. Vibes are killed. Letty is writing the finale.The only satisfying ending would be one that fucks over the show like people walking off. Bashir could walk off and leave whatever they have planned not work anymore and it's just Drake manhandling two weak girls. Just fuck the show.
soo are they just not doing retard Olympics this season? first time ever.
>CF completely skipping over the pivotal moment where Bashir knows everyone in the house now hates him and his "reward" is to be a wagie while they all destroy his shit, and he just goes "alright" and locks in instead of bitching about itI thought this retard was meant to be a Bashir dickrider?
>>219539306see >>>219537602 they just repeat back what is said to them and don't fully understand
Burt was really funny last night when he was accurately destroying Landon and the harpies. Like when he said being annoying isn’t content and it’s worse than nontent or how if Landon was so beloved he would still be a fish.
>>219539276>/ftl/ prefers the cry baby autistic sand niggerlol
>>219539306Mints flip flopped on Bashir because he was the only one to take Goo production seriously
>>219539300>white
>>219539303''BBC'' has been posted 3 times in this thread and they are all in your post. Jimmytranny mentally ill troon dilated is brains out.
Bashircord out in full force
Cucumberfeet cut out the fight I don’t care if he wasn’t awake at the time
>>219539273>musical chairs>super pizza making challenge>stand up comedy challenge>sleep without moving challenge (they have to pee in their beds!)>Halo 3 FFA custom match with BR start (6 sec respawn only)>Fortnite dance challenge
I just don't get why, in a situation like that, anyone is concerned about who was in the "wrong" or "right." "Oh Bashir push the door towards him!" Who gives a shit? He was being pestered for like 10 hours straight.
>>219539332You know, I didn't realize it until you said it but it really was the way Bashir was enthusiastic about the goo that made Mints 180, wasn't it?
>>219538065Best outcome would be Bashir winning and the wiggers Burting him because "he was eliminated before".
Bashircord is tied to saif systems
This should be the last season
Have they kicked laura yet?
Why was Bashir not immediately thrown out the house? WTF
>>219539345I think what people are arguing the most about is the convo Bash had afterwards dropping a trvke on Jet saying hes been fucked with and Jet saying "lol no bro you just lost the social game" when the odds have been stacked against bashir
>>219539325They say it purely because he doesn't read whatever unhinged narratives they push on discord. He doesn't know what he should be saying. The main reason they hate his recaps is because he looked at the footage of Vimp blocking Landon's door and described what was on the stream.The comments were all seething insisting it's all lies and Bashir stole his room and betrayed him etc. That's the main source of all the seething.
>>219539352It 100% was lmao
>>219539273This is the perfect time to bring Frank in, and I think we all know that. He's 20 minutes away. In my discord and telegram we've all sort of reverse engineered the weird tweet beef, and it's def a gaslight to mess with us. I've been using the basement chat on two accounts to sort of play good cop bad cop, and it's def a gas light. this season isn't ruined, but Frank is going to save it. he could have saved S4 desu
my favorite part of yesterday were the twins laughing at bashir's stuff getting destroyed in confessional and getting whipped by the TTS because it made them look bad
>>219539318Reddit fags really hate bashir for some reason
>>219539354Revealing that he was a freeloader all along would be the funniest shit and cause most seethe
>>219539352mints put a lot of effort into the bit
Did Bongo resist drinking? Evil show for trying to get her to drink again
i just had a feeling that makes me think we will see some bliccy titty or ass today
>>219539300bash also said one of his "wives" has kids one 7 and 11 or some shit so they're both retarded
Whatever happened to Brian
>>219539363No why would they
>saifsystems!! mudslime!!jimmycord is a one trick pony
>>219539300Drake has no nigger babies. His girlfriend has two white children approximately 8-10 years old
>>219539373PEOPLE DIDN'T GET HIT WITH DOORS IN THE WIRE, BEN
>>219539374Even I would be mad, honestly. And I don't even like Bashir. What they did to Burt was a snake move.
>>219539364>why didn't they throw out the coddled guy who the wiggers have chosen as the winner
>>219539381lol no
>>219539365Jet's social game obsession is so faggoty. This isn't a real reality show. If he wants Famous House, do that again and it would still be fun. But he cannot stand being stuck in the basement for 1/2 the season. And also I don't think Jet can pull that off anymore without Sam.
Throwing a door, corner first, into someone's face is unhinged
Remember when they did a poll to kick Laura and majority voted to kick her so they extended the poll and Laura was still voted to be kicked, and then they just closed the poll and never kicked her?I remember
>>219539352I mean, he did single handedly save the entire thing and turn the goo room into the peak of fishtank instead of what it was before, which was a retarded failed bit.
>>219539306The enemy of my enemy is not my friend (but they do have good taste)
>>219539389We’re not wrong though. And we’re vancecord
>>219539370Yesterday really exposed them as two faced snakes. Their whole wholesome chungus autist facade has quickly crumbled for anyone who actually watches the show ever since Candygate.
>>219539365He did lose the social game though? It’s exactly what happened
>>219539408Dude it wasn't a narrative poll ha ha! And even if it was, we wouldn't kick her, she makes Bashir mad!
>>219539408only because bashir started seething about her
>>219539393Johnny Neptune created a monster
>how does watching a livestream turn thousands of people sitting comfortably at home into active vicious combatantsthe podcast dropping the hard questions
>>219539410Yeah that's a fair take, after they flubbed the reveal to Alex B and showed the instructional vid to Burt I assumed it was going to be boring filler but I wound up enjoying it.
>>219539408>majorityIt was like 6% more. Not enough to get rid of her
>>219539365Bashir stacked his own odds by being an unlikeable sanctimonious bitch
>>219539417It's one of those bits that will be memoryholed by the wiggers. Put them in funny costumes again, Ben! Get the paypigs back, they said they're sowwy :(
https://youtu.be/tynKRMVGsAI?si=8h5inlQMVRRwqb7D bashir but unironically
>noooo they hate bashir because of longhouse not because hes an annoying autist
>>219539373>I-IS IT BAD? D-DO I NEED STITCHES?
>>219539431he's genuinely interesting if you listen to him and don't just want to see piss and shit tossed
>>219539437that was pretty funny too, sending up Ben to run damage control
Today Landon and Vimp will hold hands. During daytime.
>>219539389>calls everyone who dislikes bashir jimmycord>calling others a one trick ponykek low iq bashirfag
>jimmycord>james drake fans>gays>mints>jews>islamophobes >redditAnyone else bashsissies think hates them?
>>219539451What are some instructions things he's said that AREN'T just religious stories he's memorised
>>219539306
bashir almost killed bliccy with food coloring
>>219539418Social game in Fishtank is retarded, bullet eliminations are retarded. They have a stocks system they could use which slightly more align to what the viewers want. Freeloaders should be dispersed amongst all fish. James got his girlfriend which lasted 2 days and that's it.
I missed the lore on Vimp and the school shooting. What's the story there?
>>219539445You know it can be both, right? He can be hated because he rubs people the wrong way and because any time he leaves the room Drake instantly starts telling everyone that he's weird and keeps trying to make an alliance with him but he's not feeling it, or that he betrayed him after he didn't even do anything, or that he hurt LANDON, man! Landon, the guy who only plotted to steal all his shit for 3 days straight.
I don’t get the whole argument that they’re giving freeloaders to James Drake to attack Bashir. Literally only two freeloaders were ever told that, Suzie and Dumbgay. Suzie did that by just giving whatever candy she picked up to Drake and Dumbgay immediately forgot he was told that and instigated the night time attack on Fort Drake and only really yelled at Bashir after the gummy bear challenge. Every other freeloader who has gone against him did it of their own volition.
>>219539467kek
>if james drake wins it will be the most boring nontent outcome>if bashir wins its unfair because he was eliminated already>if twins win its because they have been coddled the entire timeTwin win is still the best possible outcome, but Landon was supposed to be the chosen one.
>>219539417Bashirfags are now also seething at the twins because they won't be extra special nice to him. Bashir fags on suicide watch. Everyone hates them lol sucks to be the new beth.
>>219539382Not interested
>>219539467Based
>>219539482They've all gone against him because it's way easier to dogpile on the guy everyone already hates, especially when you have a retard like Laura in your ear going "oh man he gets really mad when I fuck with his stuff! Let's do it again for the 50th time, this time it'll work!".
>>219539451his yapping is beyond fucking boring, just because he yaps in a serious tone doesn't mean it's anything of substance or interest.
>>219539275>autist cant intuit other peoples perspectivesshocking
>>219539486Landon could have had a TJ arc but he's afraid of intimacy with women. (I don't like either fish)
>>219538158Bashir has a lot of annoying traits, like he need to prove that he's the most interesting guy you know. He also has rich kid energy, which isn't necessarily a bad thing but in his case only compounds the problem. Also, him being a bright lad works against him because there's this subtle manipulation that he's always trying to pull all the time, very indirect and very womanly.Landon was thoroughly exhausted and lost all motivation, which is unfortunate. I'd love to see either Drake or the Twins win. Drake because he's a likeable normalfag or the Twins because charity cases are also nice.
>>219539461The twins
What is it with Muslims and chemical attack on women faces? i've seen this guy do it to like 4 different women now.
>>219539486bashir win will be fine if they reveal that the anissa elimination was scripted and he was really going to eliminate james drake
>>219539486if the wiggers could run a show then the final 5 days would actually push the contestants to their limits and demonstrate who the real winner is by competition instead of vibes
>>219539480>Landon, the guy who only plotted to steal all his shit for 3 days straightIt's hilarious that Landon turned on Bashir because Binx whispered in his ears the following>remember day 1 when he told you to rip off the communal vape??
you fags should apologize to mints for delivering goo room kino
Still think the beef bell was gay, wiggers??
>>219539408Then how do we dogpile Bashir? Retard
>>219539482basisters like to astroturf
>>219539486trvke, I hope they fuck with the twins more in the remaining days to make them feel they earned it
>>219539503Intimacy with women is good. Intimacy with women like vimp is a bear trap. He's not missing out.
>>219539486Landon let us down
>>219539517https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775735424945915.mp4
>>219539474A social game when you live in a house together for a month is inevitable. Bashir is not good with people so he gets fucked with.
>start day thinking bashir will attack burt>end day with burt as bashir's only allyMints delivered us some kino yesterday. Apologize to him.
>>219539482this
>>219539517They need to spray WD40 on the treads that shit is jumpy
if this was fairtank final 2 would be anissa vs landon
>>219539511The Anissa elimination was after his though. It doesn't make it fair because Bashir would've never eliminated Drake in a fair game because he'd be watching at home.
I still don’t forgive Vicky
>>219539509His skin is pale but he is still a paki
>>219539526I mean it's more than Vimp, he's had multiple women try to do something as simple as a kiss but he's got that kissless virgin hang-up that the first one should be special. That's not to mention carrying around a woman's fetid piss and shit in a cup for over a week.
>>219539535Bashir manipulated Burt into being less sexually aggressive to everyone it was honestly upsetting to see
>>219539507>this subtle manipulation that he's always trying to pull all the timeHe is literally just asking people to work with him for their mutual benefit. I don't consider this manipulation, the fact he's bad at it because his plans are mostly stupid tricks them into thinking he has ulterior motives. Meanwhile Drake has been manipulating everyone in the house in a comically obvious way since day one, not making any waves, always using Bashir as the punching bag, he's very good at being a complete snake faggot.
>>219539509He can’t hit them so he does whatever will physically hurt them the most
feet
>>219539551burt hitting on everybody is one of the best things about him. he was hitting on mints yesterday
>>219539188Why is it so brown?
>james and bashir were fighting 2 minutes ago and now everybody silent? it is my time to scream loud and act like a tough guy, and nobody will give a shit 2 seconds later about be being angry angryyyyyyyy manlet
Don’t forget. Saifsystems runs this place
>>219539474The entire point of fishtank is that it's a social game and always has been. If you don't like someone you can bully them out of the house. This is almost exclusively what the TTS is for and even production do it to you as well. The entire point of freeloaders is that they get a free pass to do this and don't have to worry too much about being elim'd themselves. Bashir isn't liked so now he gets bullied just like he tried to bully beth and vicky.
>>219539565he likes white bottoms, he's 100% burted off thinking about pounding mints' dumptruck ass
It's kind of funny how Ben was retroactively in the right for beating up Landon. If he went up today and recreated it, I don't think anyone would care at all.
>>219539572lmfao
>>219539569nah ben won that interaction let’s be honest
I went to bed around midnight, any Landon x Vimp developments happen or is the romance arc over already?
>>219539569Bashir only ever pipes up once the dust has settled and everyone is a safe distance from him.
>>219539577trvke digits
>>219539533this is great, I love mints. Mints is the mama bear of the house, big birthing hips from baking cookies all day in a frilly apron
>>219539306>haha laura are you crying after i beat you up?>haha what a loser a crying girl!>why do people hate me i dindu nuffin?
>be AB>singlehandedly ruin the S3 edit>seethe at literally every female on the show more attractive than you, which is all of them>spend thousands of dollars in tokens to seethe at them via TTSgrim
I just realized s5 is unwatchable because there's been no cute likable.girls for weeks. not one. Watching retarded men get in each other's face so close they csn kiss and yell at each other feels extremely gay because it is. Im not into this gay snuff porn stuff at all.
>>219539390>>219539335>>219539383ermmm actually, Bashir isn't white! errm actually, bashir has a bunch of kids too! ERMMM!!! THE KIDS JAMES IS RASING AREN'T BROWN, THEY ARE WHITE!!!So it looks like we have 3 people leaning on the coddled self insert 40 year old white cuckold?for transparencys sake, I've been for Charity since day one and I'm waiting for her to bring her back into the tank.
>>219539601She touched his shoulder while she was getting TTS from Jet about Parkland school shooting.
>>219539587was hoping for landon to break his condition but its sadly not possible. seems like some people just deserve to be losers
>>219539587We said that at the time but autists don’t understand
>>219539587There's still a chance we get a runback when Landon is in tiger-mode trying to shit test production.
let's make a list of things Bashir has manipulated just yesterday>manipulated James Drake into hitting Bongo so he could steal his flags>manipulated Bingo into not moving from her hiding spot>manipulated Burt into making goo>manipulated Jet into bringing him pizza>manipulated Duanye into making goo>manipulated the goo into being good quality goo>manipulated the house into dogpiling on him>manipulated the audience to like himhe is sick in the head
>>219539601
>>219539509it's a feminine and histrionic religion, it's not enough to simply smack a woman like we used to, they have to crush her ego by destroying their looks
>>219539555Bashir was trying to condition Drake to hate Burt right out of the gate because he hates the gays (fair) and because he knows Drake doing anything to Burt would tank his popularity. I agree with what you're saying about Drake, the guy is a complete normalfag who understands longhouse dynamics and thrives in it. I just think that there is something really subversive about Bashir, the way he talks to people sounds like he knows he's better than you.
Reminder that /ftl/ are Bashirfagshttps://strawpoll.com/X3nkPelKjgE/results
>>219539610She has had free tts since s3
>>219539638even more grim
>>219539633Astroturfed discord poll. Spawns with at least 10 for bashir every time
>>219539569you don't understand okay, this could be like the wire
>>219539611>no cute likable.girls for weeks. not oneBingo
>>219539628You forgot when he manipulated Burt to think that James Drake wasn't gay, and then manipulated James Drake to wait until he left and then try and convince Burt that Bashir was gay. Kind of a strange one.
>>219539633>most hated fish>responds to TTS>mints hates himpretty easy pick
>>219539648Jamescopers seething again I see
>>219539601He lied on the foot of her bed until TTS convinced her to let him sleep next to her in the middle of a hate-TTS tsunami. Then put her hand on his shoulder and her head against his back until another TTS called it out while bringing up the shooting that made her recoil away. Make of these what you will.
Qrd on this saif systems thing?
>>219539638Any pics of AB? Is it a troon?
I AM NOW A FREELOADERBECAUSE I CAN'T WIN ANYMORE
>>219539664muslim futurist website
>>219539580Social games were only really a thing during Famous House, particularly doing 2.0. Unless you consider audience popularity contests to be a "social game", I don't see how this would be so obviously true.
>>219539664https://saif.systems/Some weird Muslim cult Bashir is part of.
>>219539665Search it on the archive and no just a fat ogre looking woman
>>219539633we run this joint son
>>219539364>>219539400Cry.
>>219539632Bashir knows Burt from his twitter, where he is very mean. He was legitimately worried about him, but then worked out that he was just being paranoid and went to talk to him. Their time in the goo room without TTS was really very sweet, Bashir explained that the gay shit Burt considered "compliments" wasn't cool and Burt was fine with stopping, and they worked together without a hitch. Well, Bashir worked, Burt managed to put 3 labels on pots of goo.
>>219539658careful bro, someone is going to call you brown for liking the fish they hate
>>219539580oh hi AB
Yeah I think this is my last season. Jet has no idea what he's doing without Sam. Only reason I'm finishing this season is because I've already invested so much time into it.
>>219539612you got bad reading comprehension, i said they are both retarded. i hate everybody
>>219539664muslim site that Bashir is part of. Probably all family with 4chan and /tv/ going by the films they have listed in there so I don’t doubt they’re in here
>>219539677this is cool they have a magazine too. death to the world is the only thing i know thats similar and thats orthodox.
>>219539633It's a reminder that we are being raided by his epic intellectual alt muslim friends. I don't mind it even if their posts make me feel like Im on Groundhog Day, but let's be real, it isn't organic
>>219539693don't worry, they'll just get a canned response calling them a jimmycorder
Bashir Brahmins, how are we feeling after the fight? Our martyr only looks more righteous and wrongfully persecuted much like our lord and savior Jesus Christ
>>219539700Bashir has been the only reason to watch the season. It's kind of sad how dogshit the rest of the fish wound up being, Drake not having anything to overcome just made him cringe, Landon being a golem made him unlikable on a level higher than Vicky, and the twins insistence on just sitting in the background doing nothing and joining in the Bashir dogpile makes them boring.Can you fucking imagine what this shit would've been like if Vicky didn't walk? Holy fuck.
>>219539714Not only was he mogged by the Dragon but he then got cucked by Vimp, it's what Bashjeet gets for being a simp. Remeber that night when he was all giddy and laughing with TTS after following Vimp around, after he thought they had made a connectionHAHAHA >>219538237
Big Sissy Bliccy....
it's fucked up that disgusting muslim threw borax in bliccy's eyesi would beat the absolute shit out of him if i was in that house
It should have been Landon, Bashir, and James for final 3 and you know it
>>219539700Use a restreamer like PPV and shitpost here. Don't give them a penny or a view. Jet is so bad it's insane.
>>219538237i hope bashir sees this on that screen in the dining room
>>219539676t. someone who didnt watch season 1 or season 2
>>219539737It was food coloring
>>219538158For me it's like this:Liked Bashir at first because fellow autist weeb and fishtank fan and thought james drake was a vapid, boring normie.Over the course of the show, james turned from a clueless outsider into someone who understands the show and wants to win despite how fucked up it is (from his perspective) which I admire way more than Bash being campy about his religious code. When Bash ultimately said what he thinks Fishtank is about, my allegiance finally tipped over to James who has an overall more interesting arc from clueless fodder that's completely out of his element to finalist and potentially winning a game he knew nothing about but adapting to new circumstances.
>>219539738The twins winning is obviously the funniest choice, let Bashir and James have their "arc" and then rug pull it
>>219539726Vicky was more interesting than Bashir
James needs to beat the dog out of Bashir
>>219539738If the twins had crashed out as bad as they did yesterday earlier, I might've agreed with you. As is, Landon is fucking boring.
>>219539629>>219539659lol. Love that retard
>>219539726Honestly wish Vicky didn't walk so Jet would have to scramble and fail even more.
>>219539751I guess food coloring can stain hair and skin
incoming truth nuke: the freeloaders all deciding to side with James Drake makes him look bad, and will only cause the wiggers to retaliate against him. If this was a 1v1, it'd be so much more apparent how much of a pussy bitch Bashir really is.
>>219539692Burt is impossible to tard wrangle.I don't follow Burt on Twitter. But it kind of would make sense that he would be more of a "mean girl" over there.
>>219539762yeah, its interesting how both parties are unlikeable by their circumstances. james drake having all the backup makes it hard to root for him as he's not an underdog, and bashir - despite being right a lot of the time - whining and seething all the time makes him seem like a sore loser, and annoying
>>219539752t. Failed normie
bliccy still has some jiggle in her
>>219539753The most obvious outcome isn’t the funniest.
>>219539754Interesting no. Adorable. Yes
>be drake>kick a door or two>relax and chill out>everyone becomes your friend
>>219539752I haven't liked James since he shook hands with Bashir to form an alliance only to go into the confessional and swear on everything with the others to get Bashir out first. But I can admire the social game he's playing and it's part of why he's gotten so far.
>>219539748I've been watching Fishtank since day 1. I skipped half of S2 because it was a complete shitshow. I understand that the house has certain group dynamics that always play a role. But these aren't social games in the conventional sense. And Famous House 2.0 remains the best example of Fishtank being played as a straight forward social game.
What makes basheer fans so angry and violent? Its shocking.
>>219539783what made you fail?
>>219539762Makes him look bad in what sense? Jet is convinced a social game exists, so freeloaders aligning perfectly with James Drake means he is winning. Also production loves him and didn't do anything to fuck with him other than his GF 2 weeks ago.
>>219539700See you next season, if there is one.
I just saw the clip, why did James Drake kick the goo room door down?
why did they do it
Did Bongo end up drinking last night? I went to sleep around when Jet was talking to Landon in confessional and everyone just seems to be talking about the Bashir and Drake fight.
>>219539797You know why
>>219539808Landon busted in first
>>219539793Don't get me wrong, as a contestant I'd try to get James out asap because he's physically and socially strong but as an onlooker I really don't gove a shit about honor, honesty and fairness in the tank and idk why this suddenly plays such a big role for S5 viewers, /ftl/ in particular. Being a cold blooded Machiavellian used to be highly admired here.
>>219539812Bongo's secret mission was to drink behind Bingo's back.
>>219539738TRVKE. Twins are useless, Bingo gets hysterical at the smallest thing so people don't fuck with her making her completely boring.Bongo is only entertaining when she's drunk. Other than that they just sleep all the time.What the fuck is this, Fishtank or Sleeptank?They've been there for 20+ days and slept most of the time.
>>219539797you sound womanly
>THE SHOW COULD MAKE PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ART AND GOD>brings up Tayleigh, Josie, and Aryeh as examples
>>219539797They're very upset their boy got mogged to death.
>>219539752Drake has a more interesting arc. Bashir gives me the ick because he has the wrong religion and his family having bought him four wives is fucked up on so many levels I can't even be bothered to effortpost about it.
>>219539793It's insane that in 25 days he can't just drop it. You have the whole house with you, Bashir is just pressing you on if you would actually protect his shit if you were in the situation to, and he can't even give him a straight answer and go "no dude, you're the enemy". I get it, being the backstabber is fun, but how far do you have to take it?Bashir's early game was literally him thinking from the perspective of the audience and thinking that a Drake alliance into a final battle as rivals would be cool. He fell for the manipulation and thought he was being serious, but even now Drake can't just admit to it.
>>219539748He's meaning that, other than the S5 first elimination (bullet), the only strict Social game was the first Famous House elimination, and then FH2's goal of the previous fish to "win".>>219539794The issue of FH2 is that Jet's direction was super shit. There should have been extra objectives based upon them knowing the house and what is actually going on. Things like secret missions to do something for extra benefits.
>>219539822I think trying to be honorable and play it straight is a novel attempt at winning the game enough to make me a bashtard. If he wasn't brought back I'd probably be backing Drake because of that cold blooded Machiavellian approach.
>>219539794season 2 was a complete shitshow yeahbut if you really watched since day 1, you would know that season 1 was pretty much entirely a social game and nothing else. they had literally nothing planned other than social stuff
>>219539822It's literally just because Drake is a chad.
>>219539828If this season ends without the twins having their 24 hours of getting shit tested I will be left feeling incredibly blue balled. They're so easy to get riled up and their crash outs are so fucking entertaining.
>>219539851ahh i see now. he means like social challenges. thats not what is meant by "fishtank is a social game" though
>>219539633Picking him doesn’t mean you’re a bashirfag tho
If only the Tiger didnt kick the door down we could have watched 3 guys work a manufacturing job for 12 more hours through the night. That would have been interesting, like The Wire
>>219539822I'm fine and dandy with just straight up lying, but Jet needed to get freeloaders in to specifically fuck with James Drake like how Laura did with JD. Otherwise James Drake just gets permanent free reign to do whatever with zero repercussion.
>>219539826So she did drink? Even after her mom sent two TTS telling her not to drink? That’s fucked up.
>>219539860>26 daysno ultimatum forcing the twins to split up or leave together
>>219539842Its almost like if James Drake mogged them and they are spiraling trying to protect their reputation but its a guy on the screen who cries all day. Its so confusing
pacing is all over the place this seasonthis doesn't feel like the final days
>>219539849They never had a game to be rivals in besides the social one, bashir is an idiot to assume he’s even playing an actual game for the first few weeks when every season is hassling people out til we get down to a few. As Tai said “rules don’t matta”; and James Drake picked up on this quicker than Bashir
>>219539876Because bingo would drop out in a second. She doesnt even want to be there
>>219539867I would have happily watched 5 days of goo room content, but the wiggers started getting scared that Bashir was getting too much support and nobody wanted to watch any of the other freaks so they had to kill the bit.
>>219539851>The issue of FH2 is that Jet's direction was super shit.That to me was the best part. Jet and Sam seething over the fact that they had no control over the narrative was such a sublime experience. In the end, the fish cared more about manipulating the house into kicking off the Lion of Calcutta. That was such an amazing moment on Fishtank that doesn't get praised enough.
>>219539849Part of me thinks it's because Drake has marked out on his own narrative at this point. He's repeated the "Bashir is a hypocritical manipulator" bit enough times that he genuinely believes it, but that doesn't stop him from keeping the friendly mask up until he gets hit with a door.
>>219539876literally content served to Jet on a silver platter and he didnt take it, way too late now.there was like 10 days where Bingo literally didn't do anything but sleep when she wasn't eating.If he did it then, Bingo would have left and Bongo would have stayed and we would have kino Bongo drunk crashouts while she struggles to cope without her sister.
uh bashir lost his cool, it is not cool bro to lose your coolhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774541686037256.mp4
>>219539873The 26 year old disobeyed mommy's orders? I used to like her but I never disobey mommy
>>219539822What are you a endorsing manipulating? Uhh that's bad don't be a manipulative person bro...
>>219539876>no ash and butterfree scene
>>219539888Yeah thats deff what was happening
>>219539887She kept saying she wanted to go home yesterday but she still believes she can win and that her life will be improved after they win and go home.
>>219539887exactly, and Bongo melty would have been good
>>219539873I think she drank the beer Ben gave her lol
>>219539738Landon doesn't know, will never know how to take initiative. He was lead by Binx to his doom and he's still circling the drain. He failed in every single possible way and it bit him in the ass. He's a dimwit who mops floors and the only thing he proved by coming on this show is that he sucks at that too.
>>219539910We respect and love our mommies here. Blane would have made her listen to her mommy.
>>219539905Shut up retard. Its Canyon that they are 1 person. There is no splitting them up
>>219539891KWAB’s crash out during that section & his dynamic with Tony made him an all time freeloader if not the best. I really would’ve preferred them switching the FH1 & FH2 casts, beyond Alex & Burt they were duds whereas FH2 cast were instantly more interesting than the final 4
>>219539916They even threw Drake in there hoping for some conflict but he just sat there and did nothing because he needs women to fight his battles for him and production didn't give him any lines.
I NEED ANTARA UPDATES PLEASE, QRD?also is laura gone yet?
>>219539853I honestly don't see how, because the fish weren't the ones doing the eliminations, there were no gay bullets. Also S1 was when the show concept was still being hammered out, so things just played out as whatever. Nina was doing some of production's gay scripting and all, but I don't think, again, this was a conventional social game. Josie won because she was the most popular. Again, if you consider audience popularity a social game, then yes, you are correct.
>>219539863Another problem with your thinking is that, GENERALLY, if a person is already getting dogpiled, Jet and production also start dogpiling them. Sometimes via freeloader, or rigged rulings or challenges.>>219539891Honestly I think that Sam was seething specifically over Jet having had no plan for the FT 1/3 and the FH2 1/3. I really don't even get how Jet had just nothing planned. The image is the moment where Sam realized Jet is actually shit at the show, but it makes enough money for him to not care I guess.
bashir has been a freeloader this whole time. his real purpose is to become a dragon apprentice under james drake, teaming up against the twins in an all out epic dragon 2v2 finale..
The duanye, burt and bashir goo room was entertaining
Bashir be like "production kick everyone else out of this house it is sermon house" then bro cries when they dont
Just watched the great goo room siegeBashir is a dirty fighter, that bitch slap from James Drake was deserved
>>219539929>woun have been way worse if I wah drunn
>>219539950It was but production allows everything to go to shit..Bashir hated it at first but they got into a flow state
>>219539910blanepilled
>>219539959Bro even said the famous line "I promised my dad I wouldn't fight". Nigga you hit a guy with a door its not a choice anymore
bashir manipulated the production
>>219539938>>219539941if you are likeable, you don't get dogpiled, by production or by other fish/freeloaders, so you have an easier time. most of the time (bar the exceptions of being autistic and treated like a child), you are likeable by being good at socialising. therefore, its a social game.Love Island eliminations are based off popular vote, would you say that Love Island is not a social game?
>>219539950It was funny watching Bashir try and tard wrangle 2 lazy morons. They fucked up most of the goo they made because Bashir kept handing it off to them and neither of them would knead it properly. At one point Burt took about 20 minutes to weigh 3 pots, and after Bashir asked dumbgay to start weighing shit while he prayed dumbgay just stood around doing nothing.
If we don't get Drake Vs. Bash in the arena then Jet has failed.
Just watched a restream of yesterday, and Burt seemed to be bearable for the first time in ages. I guess Bashir told him to shut the fuck up when it comes to sex shit around him?
>>219539905I think Ben was trying to work that angle a bit last night by telling them both that Bingo is the better sister then trying to get Landon to get Bongo to drink. Landon has the subtlety of a sledgehammer though, so he failed that challenge and Ben didn't have the chance to have drunk Bongo fight with her sister.
Bashissies jerk off but it’s ok they can pray it away
Only one way to save this season It’s time to bring HIM in
>>219539956Bashir be like "I'm going to pour hand sanitizer in this dumb sluts eyes"
>>219539959>if you go into the room without Burt or Bashirs permission you get eliminated>Landon, Drake and the twins do it anywayCoddle tank
>>219539959true
the smart way to play the final is to split the twins, one has to help james drake and one has to help bashir for the final challenge, the winning team split the 50kthis gives us both the james vs bashir ending and also the twins independent arcand since everybody likes the twins so much, this ending ensures they get a split of the final money either way
>>219539982and thats a good thing
>>219539977Yeah, Bashir laid it out very clearly and TTS was off so Burt actually listened for once. He was very respectful of Bashir's boundaries.
>>219539975Sowwy, Bashir's daddy wouldn't like if he got into another fight
>>219539981michael?
>>219539977Yeah it was lame as shit. What’s the point of having burt there. Another coddle for bashir
>>219539979yeah i thought thats what he was getting at too but it kinda just came across as a coddle because bongo knows its a gaslight, and bingo doesnt, so they just cheered bingo up with it
>>219539975drake is trained and his gf does mma or some shit, what do you think will happen
Less Goo room type stuffMore Aryeh type stuff
>>219539980>everyone is a porn addict gooner like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>219539974>thinking niggers know how to measure
Bashir is the main character he has hit with door privileges and the other characters are going against that and it makes me and bashir mad
>>219539981Agreed
>>219539731Bashir is the only one who has any sort or unwavering morals. He’s unironically fighting for good against evil
>>219539983Drake was let in because the wiggers were stupid enough to think he'd do something, but yeah, everyone else just broke down the door and walked in and production didn't care because they got scared of the goo room and wanted to kill it.
>>219539991his heckin boundaries! I’m so glad hes being coddled. I mean being respected!
>>219540000checked and true, they just said it brought them closer together
>>219539970ayo drake finna beat his ass tho today right like das the only reason i watch this show to see niggas fight and shiiet
>>219540009Daniel would bweak the tank
Reminder that Sam scouted Burt. He didn't audition for the show.
>>219540001it’s what should’ve happened last night after throwing a door, getting slapped, and then throwing rabbit punches
>>219540004bashissies when they think jerking off to a non muslim woman is ok kek
>>219540013Who is being coddled? Burt doesn't have to listen
>>219539941whats the specific context of sams realization there?
>>219539973The concept of the stocks system makes it so it's more like "interesting" is better. We should throw away the likeable stuff. If we want to keep the stocks at all, it should be something like top 2-3 stocks give a bonus, or bottom 2-3 stocks give a disadvantage. And Jet needs to force freeloaders to fuck with the fish, and each fish too, so we can see weak moments from fish that affects their stocks.
>M-muh aesthetic was better when Bex was hereWould Bex have thought of the goo room? I think not
>>219540009the tank cant handle 2 mopey autists that are problematic drunks to Jet
>>219539941S3 to me was the best season. Not because of wigger merit but precisely because of all the things they thought they could control but didn't. It was a moment of realisation that clowns were running the asylum. As much as I dislike Binx, her ignoring production cues to subtly manipulate Famous House 2 into eliminating Symbol was the best longhouse kino I've ever saw and easily a top 5 Fishtank moment if you have the patience to pick up on the narrative through all the chaos. S3 had the highest highs and the lowest lows of any Fishtank season.
>>219540001Bashbros will seethe themselves into a different dimension
i'm being coddled
How is it possible that bashir dries pussy up more than landon?
>>219539979It was 100% meant to be a coddle. Literally before it happened Jet sent a site message asking why there was so much Bingo hate.
>>219539981we already had one washed up band show up we don't need another
>>219540037lel
>>219540026Yoire obsessed with porn and masturbation. No wonder someone like Bashir makes you seethe. How many times have you jacked off today already gooner?
>>219540013I respect a 30 year old man who knows how to set respectable boundaries in the peepee poopoo house and knows to cry to production when they are broken. Its giving respectable king
>>219539533lmao amazing
>>219540044Not him but where do you think you are?
>>219540031yeah i agree with you. i meant likeable within the tank, not to the audience. bashir is objectively an unlikeable person but is incredibly popular with fansbut ur definitely right about stox needing a different purpose
>>219540009Crazy to think this guy fought harder than Landon. I miss this depressed lumbering retard like you wouldn't believe
>>219540028Jet set up this incredibly poorly executed prison bit, which was meant to be like Stanford Prison Experiment, because I assumed he had heard about it recently. Did he give the fish any goals, direction, desired outcomes? No, he told them "those are your prisoners and you're the guards, ok bye." It was absolutely terrible.
Bashir saved Season 5
>>219540044>>219540039Another sex obsessed loser who's only frame of mind is "what do women think"Longhoused simp
>>219540044Bashir should maybe get more comfortable with this. One of your reasons to be in this earth to breed and to be 30 and still running away from women to pray is kind of gay
Need to see Bashir getting gaped by BBC
/bash/ - Bashir General #1BASH NEWS:>
>>219538565
>>219540051Also you>Noooooooo did you hit a heckin FEMALEmake up your mind
>>219540015Are you the ngger who was ebonic posting about the same time as yesterday
>>219540039he's not a lovable autist, but one of those offputting douchebag creepy ones, like the type that work in tech.
How many times have bashir been mentioned in this thread?
>>219540061>bashir is so cool he ignores women and is a cowboy samurai muslim virgin im gonna defend him angrily on the internet to protect his honorBruhhhh
>>219540009he walked so landon could stumble
>
If James Drake and Bashir are the final 2, the final challenge must be a boxing matchThere is no dispute, it MUST happenStill think Bashir would pussy out with his daddy excuse with the grand prize on the line?
Daniel is the exact same character as Landon just way more eccentric, he even got his entire character assassinated by getting longhoused by a witch too lmao
What was her endgame? She wasn't even popular when she was a hanger-on in Binx's streams, before she appeared on the audition stream. She won't get any new fans from this, her "career" won't flourish because her music sucks, and now she just has a bunch of trolls who will try to dig into her survivor's guilt. What was it all for? A day rate comparable to minimum wage?
>>219540044Bashir jacked off to Josie, even bought a plushie cumrag
>>219540077>257
>>219540063>advice from a 35 year irl gooner on 4channel about womenBashir is going to get the most female attention of his life after this show and you know this. Landon will go back to mommy's house and remain a janitor.
>>219540034but imagine the daniel and landon team up kino, handicapped match against jet. he would be so scared.
>>219540056Don't forget Burt paid thousands in Fishbucks to pretend to be a prison rapist.
>>219540083>throw a door at a someone>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HIT ME MY FATHER SAID I SHOULDN'T FIGHT PEOPLE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!he better fucking fight he's lost that sorry excuse after last night
>>219539959ppl kinda said it already but the issue now is neither of them think theyre a heel. bash is a duplicitous and underhanded bc of being a muslim shit but wants to larp as ascetic for converts or some shit and drake is nice guy who has been trying to big brother lie the whole time.on top of that bash almost feels like an underdog bc he alienated everyone and james is underhassled. honestly just give it to the twins
>>219540086dunno but i'm looking forward to ruining her life
>>219540086How are you people even aware of some literal who in Binx's irrelevant streams?
I love everything about her. I wish I could give her happiness.
Not enough people remember or talk about Bingo saying that Bashir sleeps all day
>>219540091Bashir already has Beth that’s going to make it her life to stalk him and hate him
>>219540091>posting this about another man
>>219540086>17
imagine if James actually gets a little scar on his head over what happened last night ? a permanent reminder that if your fake confident bitch ass is going to be a tough guy trying to break down doors that you better be ready for it to come back at you , a permanent reminder that your career is over and you squandered what was left of it on a gay reality show for redditors, a permanent reminder that faith and perseverance wins against being fake and gas lighting a house full of dumb drunken foids he will carry that shame forever, inshah allahلن ينسى التنين أبدًا
>>219539937>>219539937>>219539937???>>219539937>>219539937>>219539937
>>219540036S3 was my favorite too and that was part of it, I agree. I was glued to my screen the entire season, except for the FT 1/3 clean up days. My thing is that I think that the show can GREATLY improve with better production and an entirely different showrunner. If they tighten up how FT 1/3 and FH2 1/3 are *supposed* to work, they should really just redo S3 each time, but with a different theme. It's actually the best way to do stuff like Spaceship and Pirate Ship too. Figure out how to monetize FH1, with things like crowdfunded unlock and lock rooms.
>>219540112There was a 3 day period where Bashir did nothing but sleep
>>219540083James would heem him in seconds why would he agree to that? He's more likely to just walk away with nothing
ngl alex was kind of completely correct about james drakeinteresting how he instantly clocked him in the middle of his manic drug schizo psychosis
>>219540112her hypocrisy is from her being a complete fucking idiot so i ignore itbashir's hypocrisy is from him being a complete fucking narcissist so i don't ignore it.simple as
>went to bed around the time Landon got Bongo to drinkFUCK WHAT HAPPENED
>>219540086>thinking some slut like this has an endgameShe bases her decisions purley on impulse feelings.
>>219540137what did Alex say?
>>219540083I hope he just walks and ruins the whole bit for the wiggers. Just give them fair challenges. Drake will crash out and unravel as he loses them over and over and start crying and get physical like the loser he is. That's a funnier ending, especially if you start coddling Bashir whenever Drake goes for his gay headlock shit.
The fishtank reddit really likes James Drake, I thought that was a bit
>>219540118>bethabout that...
>>219540148kino brother. the james and bashir rivalry heated up big time.
do we believe he has 4 wives or not
>>219540128translation: "saar the nice woman on the computer, please give her to me"
>>219540148here nigga just skip to where you left off, this covers the whole nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HPXUoL09U
>>219540169i believe it but i think he paid for them
>>219540126>Every time he looks in the mirror he will remember that Bashir beat him and he is cursed to be a KWAB forever
>>219540087>making shit up because you're so malding
>>219540164This killed the beth threads on /bant/
>>219540100The show is better when there isn't an obvious heel imo. I think this is the first time in the shows history of that being true as well.
>>219540112bingo is a lazy piece of shit who smokes weed all day while her sister has to work two jobs to pay for their bills. somebody should squish her like a bug and free bongo from her.
james drake will have a cool scar. he can get roles in action movies
>>219540182Any uploads that focus on the twins actions during all this? I only care about following Bingo.
>>219540169>I have 4 wives>We just got married before the show>This was supposed to be our honeymoon>I'm a virgin btwHe has to be lying about the wives surely
>>219540148Drake got drunk and started seething about Bashir, he went to try and turn Burt against him, then he went to try and turn the twins against him, and then he got in his face and went "dude dude just let the twins in dude" and Bashir told him to fuck off so he broke a door, Bashir smashed his face with it, and then he tried to beat up Bashir and started crying and talking about how he was gonna kill him. Then Bashir went down with a flashlight to press him into getting physical again and he did.Then Jet cried about how Bashir was the bad guy because they can't lose Drake (realistically it's because they're scared he'll get mad at production and they can't take him 3v1).
>>219540164>not even calling him bashit anymorethis wounds the beth simps
>>219540201Can't wait to see him on Thankful Tank 2!
all the drake seething makes me laughliterally rent free in bashirfags head
>>219540157he said he, The Monkey King, wouldn't mind getting a taste of the Dragon's banana
>>219540205probably some dodgy USA green card shit
>>219540056oh i see. i didnt realize it was so poorly received via the recap
>>219540086Keep getting groomed by baby grandma
all the bashir seething makes me laughliterally rent free in drakefags head
>>219540221that's pretty common in muslim circles
>>219540205idk, they're all 40+, some previously married, and one with kids from the prior marriage; it isn't hard to scoop up a bunch of nearly empty egg cartons
>>219540234jimmyfag tier cope
>>219540234Trvke
The webm of Sam looking down at the prison yard then walking away with a look of confusion and disgust on his face is all you need to know about the prison bit in S3. Well that and Burt paying $7k to become a prisoner so he could molest a guy.
>James Drake will have a cool anime scar like Goku
Posting about Bashir or TJ are both good ways to get replies on here, who else has that same aura?
all the jet seething makes me laughliterally rent free in poorfags head
>>219540240oh ok, they have kids. that explains why he is with them since he's fucking pedo muslim faggot
Not watching today. I expect to tune in tomorrow with no bashir
>>219540242jimmycord supports chad drake not some mudslime faggot
>Landon forcing the twins to drinkI'm glad this KWABOTY got eliminated. He's probably going to kill himself when Vimp or the twitter egirl ghost him and he doesn't get a crumb of pussy after this. Just another retard like Daniel or Aryeh.
>>219540106Tons of losers in here.
>>219540169It's quite possible. Don't underestimate how status driven and performative Mohammedans are. Having four wives is both a way to communicate status and piousness. Him coming from a very wealthy and deeply pious background would certainly allow for this.Having said that, it doesn't make much sense that he's marrying all four at the same time.
>>219540254Tayleigh AryehJosie
>sleeptankDO SOMETHING
>>219540252That was Yamcha with the scar and he got cucked
>>219540264I do kind of want to follow him in the off-season just to see him try and stream to 2 people and then cry.
>>219540215I like both of them tbhitler
what did Bashir pour on Bliccy?
Bashir defended hassan for zapping his dog
>>219540257don't think they're Aisha-aged, anon, if the woman is in her 40s they're likely teenagers if not adults in their own right
>>219540254Jimmy, Nina, Ellie
>>219540280food coloring
4 days leftelimination tonight or tomorrow?I love the Twins but I would hate to see James Drake or Bashir go because they hate each other so much, would make a legendary final two
>>219540264I'm looking forward to Landon IRL streams where his chat bullies him into drinking and yelling "IM THE TIGER" at random people to mog them.He'll end up in an ambulance pretty quick
>>219540280Food coloring
>>219540240Do we even know who they are? Or are we just going by what Bashir says?
>>219540280food dye
>>219540280Food coloring, she was playing it up.
>>219540264Ben told him he would get $500 for getting Bongo drunk, fucking retarded monkey gorilla faggot nig
>>219540280food coloring. which is a chemical. he's lucky shes not allergic
>>219540280burt's semen
>>219540264Ben put him up to that, it was a test. but agreed, Landon failed so miserably at getting the twins blackout drunk that he ended up getting annihilated instead
>>219540269he claims he married all 4 on the same day one after another, and that instead of having a honeymoon he came to fishtank instead... it's so batshit crazy I just might believe it
>>219540209you left out the part where bashir got bitch slapped twice after trying to bait Drake into punching him. dude is such a fucking coward lol. It was satisfying to see his gay little taunts that he does to women fail the moment he does it to a guy.
>>219540169>>219540205>not understanding an obvious jokeDo you guys have autism?
>>219540275OH NONONO JAMESBROS??
>>219540293James Drake and Bashir feels like what they wanted from TJ and Shinji but Shinji was too ESL to understand.
>>219540293There is a zero percent change Drake or Bashir go at this point. I guess if Drake breaks Bashir's arm then maybe it's all over.
>>219540298the only info we have is what bashir has said on the show, im sure if he was lying this entire time we'll find out when there aren't pictures of him and his harem
>>219540313It's the Jimmycord, what do you think?
a lot of you missed what bliccy said to jet and ben when she went down to the foyer.>it was like 9/11
>>219540323>JimmycordI don't know what this means.
>>219540328based bliccy
The beautiful Ashley
>>219540313>lie and call it a jokeIs this what Bashirfags do? Jokes are supposed to be funny bro
>>219540284possibly, or like early teens. I could see him being a hebephile since he's not attracted to the childish twins but definitely attracted to the middle school Vimp
>>219540280goo chemicals. he's lucky it didn't rape her brain and give her ebola aids and make her peepee poopoo everywhere
herpes transferred aids in the house!
>>219540254Angie
If I was a paypig I'd do a forced scene where James has to apologize to Bashir and kneels before himImagine the seethe
>>219540339bad woman
>>219540228It was SO poorly received that Jet and Ben shut down all the cameras and had a 20 minute hissy fit. When the cameras came back up, it was Ben and Jet on a computer watching clips from the movie Tombstone, acting like they didn't care.
>>219540328I caught that because I thought she was going to the basement, I can’t believe I doubted the bliccster
>>219540334It's funny that retards like you believe it...
>>219540313he’s named and defended them lol
is it like a muslim thing?
>>219540344He'd just be passive aggressive the whole time like the Landon's a better actor one.
>>219540344Paypigs don't have that kind of imagination.
>>219540339When did Red Binx steal Burt’s hat?
>>219540280POOP
>>219540344Ben would refund you that
Bashir has evil vibes
>>219540344I never thought about it, but do the paypigs get to pick what the scene is? I mean it's $300, I'd hope so. But if so, man, they're extremely uncreative as I've never seen a good scene.
>>219540209>muslims in charge of not taqquiyaing
her eyes were begging for it
>>219540368after landon broke down the door and everyone walked into the goo room, her and laura saw the hats and asked if they could have one
>>219540310Prima nocte used to be a thing among Christians. Newly weds would offer their first night to the Lord as a way of thanksgiving and adoration. Don't know if there is an equivalente to this in Mohammedanism since in many ways their religion is a complete inversion of Christianity.
>>219540378He manipulated his vibes into being evil
>>219540379Pretty sure they don’t. It’s just a forced scene and the wiggers decide who and what it’s for.
>>219540379>>219540344i miss the forced dates and handcuffs desu
>>219540402i miss the silence bag
>all this Bashir v Drake beef and I'm just here waiting for the twin content
>>219540379nah they just pay the money and take whatever slop the wiggers decide to give them
>>219540320And he said they're all 40+? That wouldn't make much sense.
Drunk Bongo needs to be the referee in the Drake and Bashir arena showdown, it only stops on her decision and her decision alone.
the Bam switch
Why won't red Binx just give The Tiger a little tug on his cheesy fries under the blanket? It could be an over the pants type deal
>>219539979a week or 2 ago they did a scripted bit with the twins where they got bongo to tell sick bingo that she feels that her powers are growing and she can do psychic grafting all by herself now, definitely felt like they were considering sending bingo home because she was sick and not eating for a few days straight
>>219540393Absolutely grim to spend 300 on that, or plushies as well I guess.
I find this kind of shared-bed-but-not-same-bed situation really cosy and nice
Has Mizzy been seen since she was begging to be brought on to become Bashir’s ally?
>>219540408Twin content will come when they are eliminated today or tomorrowMaybe they'll stay as freeloaders like Landon
>>219540386no it wasnt
Kino.
WTF
Bashir should have just fucked red binx and dropped her after that, she would have been seething the whole rest of the show
>>219540413I think it's weird too since he wants to have kids and any woman that age is incredibly difficult to get pregnant and carry to term, but it seems like a strange thing to lie about. You'd think someone lying about fake wives would put their ages in the 20s or something.
>>219540425Someone suggested that Drake and Bashir get their own twin to help them during the final. Would be kino
>>219540379>it's $300HOLY SHIT
>>219540422It's age regressor coded.
>>219540402>>219540406>>219540344>you now remember Jet seething over a post here about the lack of fishtoys and walking into the dorm with a leafblower and asking if it's funny
>>219540313A joke? He repeatedly said that several times during the show. He even named his wives.
>>219540425Don't you fucking dare
Ive been manipulated my entire life
Is forcing Burt to stay in the goo room a good bit or bad?
>>219540132>James you broke the elimination nose, Bashir is the winner of season 5
Does this season have the most poop out of any season? Its very poop heavy
>Your honor I know I blinded her permanently and threw a door in someone's face but they kept trying to get into the goo room
>>219540422>bliccy>james>vimo>landoncomfy superbed :)
>>219540431oh great another freeloader to fuck with bashir
>>219540425I don’t see them staying as freeloaders unless the pay is good enough. Only reason Bingo hasn’t walked is the prospect of $50k and Bongo would be a horrible woman if she let her sister go home on her own.
>>219540440I don't understand why he seethes about that kind of thing. I know it's more effort for the wiggers to have more fishtoys, but people want to give them money for it
Who from the current contestants has actually earned the 50k?
>>219540452Well there is an indian in the house after all
>>219540451It would be kind of funny if the final was a boxing match but the point was to lose. Still don't think it's worth the concussion, though.
>>219540440Jet is petty and small.
>>219540424she streamed yesterday at home ranting about some chick that performs on the strip that harassed her
>>219540462kek
>>219540441Sorry you're too stupid to make up names on the fly. Your low IQ has been noted as a reason for your seethe
>>219540450Goo-d because no bed
>>219540452Isn’t it all fake poop other than Head pooping in a bucket?
>>219540435At least his family should be happy with that because it means that they're cucking the world, just like the prophet commanded.
>>219540450As long as the expose other people to him, it's ok.
WHITEST MAN TO EVER WIN FISHTANK MAKE IT HAPPEN!البشير ينتصر
>>219540458Could you name one court in the world that would convict? He was the goopervisor, retard.
>>219540009>angie still making fun of him on her streams
>>219540425>>219540436i have it on good authority this is what will happen. Sam & Tobuscus will be there for the finale
>>219540450Everyone having to talk to Burt through the door was funny and him making goo with Bashir and Duanye was kinda comfy.
>>219540427Huh?
>>219540480One of the Twins gave him a mattress (that might've been pissed on)
>>219540482Landon was sliding poop under the door to the goo room yesterdayLaura threw her poop at bashir during the fort drake raid
>>219540458Bashir would manipulate the judge into letting him off with a warning
>>219540450it’s goo-d, he’s been sober since 2011 and the rest of the house is just a shit show of drunken retards who would be trying to pressure him into breaking his sobriety, unfortunately they breached the lab but at least goo production continues
Vimp will flourishAll ftl anons will prosperBashir will ascend, spirituallyGod wills it
what did i miss last night? yesterday was the first night all month that i got 8 hours of sleep
>>219540440Remember the bubbles fishtoy he added after that that lasted about 2 minutes?
cant wait for the drink alcohol and eat pork elimination challenge
Burt and TJ both chose bashir as their favorite Now we just need Dirench and Josie's opinions
>>219540431>alright netanyahu you have a forced scene with bashir
>>219540497I think this is the season with the most breaking through doors.
>>219540512Alhamdullilah strike the harlot down
We need an inappropriate freeloader.
>>219540440I even saw a post on reddit with this same image. Reddit just sucks production's dick so is never interested in this type of stuff, whereas it's usually far more interesting than the show itself.
>>219540508>LandonRight after they did it, either Vimp or Laura said it was the Binx piss nuke with the shrimp. >LauraShe claims it was fake poop.
>>219540507I hate the twins so much its unreal
>>219540458James Drake broke in and it was self defense from an intruder
>>219540128Fuel shortages have hit hard and there's rolling blackouts. She's off the show. Thank Zion Don, via basement chat
>bashir wins the secret prayer challenge>bashir is granted immunity
>>219540450It was a good bit until they broke the door down. I really do feel like the goo room was a money printer once Bashir locked in, they had like 5k viewers on kick for it.
>>219540467the twins would benefit the most but I doubt they are good with money and they could just be spent it on something stupid like their mothers trip to casino
>>219540526hope they get Luca back for future seasons
>>219540496>"Your honor, my client, the defendant, was the designated lab tech and had full authority over the goo room. Any breach of the perimeter is a clear violation and placed my client in a self-defense situation."
>>219540428I have never in my life wanted to get this close to another man. Male territorial fights are just another type of homosexual activity
>>219540529Well now i hate this season
I stopped watching when Jet split up the room, did Letty or any of the other freeloader eyecandy pee on camera or get naked or anything while I was not caring?
>>219540478You're describing what a lie is, anon.
>>219540530Many are saying this
>>219540514You missed the one night this season that was completely worth staying up for, and now that you've missed it your life will forever be incomplete. I would say I feel sorry for you, but I don't. It was obvious from the second Bashir stepped into the goo room that it was going to be a good day.
>>219540529fake poop ruined season 5
>>219540467bliccy maybe landon if he goes hard on james and bashir
Seems like cuckumberfeet cucked out to discord troons and is now changing the narratives of his recaps.I watched the day live and it was fucking evil, then you watch the recap>Bashir won the challenge :D (skip the twins accusing him of being a manipulative woman abusing cheater)>yaay, as a reward Bashir gets to make goo :D (skip the entire house destroying all of his clothes)>look at this cool montage, Bashir seems to be pretty mad for no reason haha (zero mention that he is being punished for winning and all his stuff destroyed because of it)>Bingo and Bongo are crying, guess they are just kind of stressed ;_; (zero mention of them being part of destroying all the clothes, celebrating and banging on the door, causing TTS to call them backstabbing snakes)>after banging on the doors James Drake enters the goo factory haha (no mention of them banging on the door for 6 hours and acting completely unhinged for no reason)dude sacrificed all his integrity to not get any more mean comments calling him a muslim
>>219540551>WTF YOU LIED AND MANUPULATED ON THE HELL HOUSE TV SHOWwhere do you tourists come from??
I hope they blatantly rig a final challenge against James Drake
>>219540528bet snatch is pointless. has it even been bought this ses?
>>219540558FUUUUCK IM SEEING THE FIGHT ON TWITTERWHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?
>>219540550>>>/bant/24194704
>>219540536>p-please coddle my self insert more!Bashfags are pathetic
>>219540505huh huh huh honey kys
>>219540560poopgate really was the when it all started going downhill
>>219540528>no change the thermostat fishtoycringe
>>219540563Yeah, it was the lamest shit. He missed multiple pivotal moments, it was the worst recap he's done this season on the most important day of the season.
>>219538451go for itwhats the worst she can do? dump you? lol
>THATS MY FACEJames Drake is such a god damn pussy
anyone remember the Livestream name of that Russian group of people in a single room. Maybe like 4-6 of them and if you donate money they do some absolutely wild shit. $50 to have them eat a shit ton of wasabi, and then another $20 for them to puke it up, then another $30 to eat that puke. It's fucking disgusting but so kino.
>>219540564Who are you quoting?
>>219540563no he just misses loads out like ab. The best way to watch fishtank is to watch it live
>>219540579what happened to the dwarven lady?
>>219540209imagine this guy after the upcoming arena battle, gonna melt into his chair from seething so much
>>219540563yeah fuck cucumberfeet he fell off hard
>>219540596She just went home, had a nice exit with everyone saying goodbye to her.
>>219540563Cuck feet has been compromised for a long time. Didn't tell the reason why Jin was kicked. Didn't do the Ellie puppy play scene. Didn't do the confessional conversation where Letty convinces Ellie to get with Jet.
>>219540563don't watch recaps but sounds like he didn't watch at all and just grabbed clips off of twitter
erin is live.https://kick.com/sweeterin
>>219540592>DO I NEED STITCHES BRO!?fucking kek
>>219540566Don't worry, that's been the plan from the beginning. It's really obvious.
>>219540592He's an actor, his face is kind of integral to his career
>>219540592For real, why doesnt he just let my self inssrt smear chemicals in his eyes?
Bashir failed the goo room challenge. He would have won by having zero reaction to them making noise and breaking in. Not letting anything bother him. Basically an impossible challenge. Drunk Landon is the most punchable creature I've ever seen.
>>219540563why would he be accused of being a Muslim if he covered Bashir getting criticized/hated, vs if he hid it?
>>219540607wow hes just like me
>>219540563cucumber feet has never had complete recaps, he doesnt watch the full streams, never has, you only notice when you watch the livefeeds yourself
>>219540594stop manipulating me you narcissist
>>219540563this or he skipped most of the day. his worst recap this season and it should have been one of the best goo it up
>>219540521gotta be, james alone has broken like 5
>>219540566I really would like to see him get one ounce of the shit he's poured this season back in his face and start crying about it. How have they not just broken his facade yet? Do another twins fakeout if you don't want him to go, he will actually get more upset than Bongo did.
love to see the draketards seething that their king got mogged for once
>>219540563he misses a lot of basic details and the length of his videos is unjustifiable, fuck recappers
>>219540621It was crazy to me that Landon told them they should have just ignored him and none of his antics would have happened.
>>219540563>the one recap of this season where he doesn't glaze bashir>bashirfags immediately seethingWhy are they like this? Their obsession with controlling the narrarive is so desperate.
You now remember Bongo calling Bashir an emotional rapist
>>219540641>How have they not just broken his facade yet?He played the "nice guy" act for the past 3 weeks if you didn't notice
>>219540610who?
Bashir Al-Assad and his chemical warfare
>>219538451ive been begging for my ex of 3 years backjust put a letter in the mail for her mom yesterday LOL
>>219540547>uh wait a moment there councillor, I'm reading here one "black urban raw top" was the lab goopervisor>what does this Burt have to say on the matter?
>>219540656How did you faggots not expect that the picosecond they came in?
>>219540638James has broken 3Computer Lab, Arena and Goo Room (Landon broke it, but Drake tore it off the frame)
>>219540662Bashir had an unfair advantage in the goo room
>>219540664get it together bro
>>219540664go outside
>>219540656100% accurateBongo is the smartest fish this season by far
>>219540672Goo room does not count, he barely touched it. It was hanging on by a thread after Landon kicked it in.
Vicky and Sam would have saved s5
>>219540660psycho drug addict who is ice poseidon adjacent. she would be a great freeloader
>>219540687Alright then, Drake has broken 2 doors
>>219540689kek, nice
They should bring in someone for Burt to sex and have the other men watch. Maybe Jeff.
>>219540689no more IP2 e-whores
>>219540618He’s a shitty D list actor. The only ability he needs to have is availability and he will have plenty of that after the show
>>219540638broke down computer room one after girls busted a panelbroke the lock to the jungle room bathroom to stay hardbroke down arena doorbroke lock to computer bathroombroke lock to computer to arena connectorbroke down the arena cubby whole doorskicked goo factory door off hinges after landon broke lockam i missing any?
>>219540705Did they actually bring back Burt?
>>219540688we needed way more vicky
>>219540705There’s 3 known people he’s fucked, Greg, Aryeh, and Frank n
they should get a freeloader homeless guy, then snatch his bed.
>>219540672Don't forget the Computer Lab's bathroom door, and then one of the connecting doors to the Arena. He tried to get the other connecting door but slipped.
>>219540695computer room, arena, bathroom door next to computer room
It's funny that Landon doesn't get that he lost
>>219540711They don't put uglies on high paying commercials
>>219540672he broke the doors between the computer room and arena (whatever that bathroom and passage is) and also the bathroom door in the jungle room
>>219540672James also kicked in two others. The bathroom door to the pirate bathroom in the computer lab and one of the connecting doors to the arena bathroom. He slipped and fell trying to kick in the last one though.
>>219540722He didn't really break those, he just kicked them open. He wouldn't have gotten the other door because it opened the other way.
James Drake has been coddled the entire season and the second one person (Bashir) actually pushes back against him he acts like a massive baby.
>>219540727He's just there for the free booze
>>219540716Vicky's kratom withdrawal arc (when she wasn't sleeping all day) could have been good
and some narcissist manipulate a new bake?
why do the wiggers deny ever tts message thats mean to heri want to see her crash out
>>219540721They should get a freeloader Ellie, then shave her pubic area while the PTZ focuses on it.>>219540727How have there been no elims since I stopped watching a week ago?
>>219540751they haven't gotten any until yesterday
i honestly just want more twins crashouts and to see landon humbled
>>219540751They let a bunch through yesterday and it was really sad. I hope they give her an Xbox and let her have a vibe repair day today.
>>219540740Ah sure, I guess if your metric is physical door destruction and not damage to the outer frame then it'd just be those.
I went from really liking the twins to wanting to seem them break down, they are gonna have to work for the 50k
James is the main character and the only good person this season. He deserves to win but the season doesn't deserve him.
>>219540727his whole "protect the house" shit is really pathetic.
>>219540713Contestants that win the 50k>Bingo & Bongo: Get the full prize>Bashir & James Drake: Grand prize gets deducted by all the property damage each of them accrued
>>219540751because jet's standards have gotten lower now that no women who don't already know about him (the freeloaders) are around
>>219540727He does. He said if he was a fish what would he be doing anyway
>>219540743giga cope, just because he's good at shit, people choose not to mess with him, and when they do he mogs them doesn't mean he's coddled.
>fishtank has a muslim contestant>gets the annoying dagestani fan audience
Reddit wants James Drake to host the show I think that would suck, I get that he's a proffesional actor but he is not even the best actor from season 5
Looked at the video, and it looks like the door hits Bashir first pretty hard after it was broken. Did Jet acknowledge that ?
>>219540774He's simping hard for all the girls now, he did a really, really fucking gay "no Burt, you can't hurt the girls or say mean things about them because I am the tiger!" bit yesterday.
>>219540502Why is she so evil?
>>219540766Did being a vein donor actually give her the autism and fuck up her face btw
>>219540785>Jet, line?
>>219540787according to jet it didn't hit his head so it wasn't an act of aggression
the first time I saw the Drake nice guy facade break is when they started playing the wigger landon song and Bashir made gun symbols at Drake and he was like "don't do that, i don't like that, you don't know where I'm from, I may be nice but I'm still a man, don't fucking do that"Then that night he tried to flip to Emma and Kratom Mogger in the plant challenge
Season 2 doors were unmoggable.
>>219540773I can’t believe he didn’t let a fist fly last night, just open hand slaps to show his power. If Bashir rabbit punched me, I’m not lettin that be the last swing; this dude seriously wants the 50k and will only toe the line.
Which Fish/freeloaders/crew have shitty family members? Thinking of Johnny Neptune and Direnc's brother
>>219540796Trvke
>>219540806Sam is the shitty family member in his family
>>219540780has drake won any challenges that wasn't the candy one that production rigged for him?
>>219540656remember when bashir on the first day for no reason was saying "i want le twins to win the challenge :D pick me pick me"
>>219540790His whole "I own the season 5 house" shit was making me cringe out of my skin
>>219540787Of course not, Drake used his acting abilities to ensure the door didn't hurt Bashir so that means Bashir threw the first punch. Ignore that Drake pushed the door in because he was upset that Bashir wouldn't engage with his gay little "dude I'm just helping the twins dude" bit.
>>219540106we asked /bant/
>>219540792It gave her a brain scar which probably contributes to her being a retard.
>>219540798>nooooo just let him press and bitch you!
>>219540796Jet also failed the hypothetical test for IQ"It could have hit my, you said it hit my shoulder, how could he control where it landed""but it didn't, so it wasnt aggresive"
Is Vance the most loyal Fish for the wigger crew?
>>219540798> "don't do that, i don't like that, you don't know where I'm from, I may be nice but I'm still a man, don't fucking do that"No shot, some 5’10 Guinea Jersey Shores said that to me they getting hasseled the whole 30 days.
CAN SOMEONE MANPULATE A NEW THREAD
>>219540705jeff would bring elimination needles
>>219540535ty anon i appreciate itis laura gone?
>>219540840yeah...
>>219540806Bingo
this is the last /ftl/
>>219540833A nice guy would just laugh though, a bad guy would get pressed
>>219540831How does it cost to get something on the meme screen?
>>219540790he was simping for red binx tonight and bitching that production was letting school shooting tts throughit's really pathetic, imagine ruining your exit like this
>>219540806Bex has said her mom was a junkie so she was raised by her grandparents
>>219540805He is the sort of person who apparently actually needed/benefits from therapy and he also said creatine is "good for the mind" not just the body so I think he was a former retard-normalfag who went through the various reparenting rituals and hit his mid 20s and had his awakening into regular levels of intelligence which coincided roughly with his therapy program which probably was Christian like a lot of rehab programs also are, so he ended up a maybe good person with average intelligence and above average self-discipline.
>>219540823Tbh Bashir didn’t need to aggro James in that moment, his prior beef was with Landon being a retard.
>>219540858$500
>>219540840If loyalty is holding a camera, yeah...If loyalty is giving the crew head between whippets, I think someone else claims that title.
>>219540840Wiggers know how powerful Vancecord is
>>219540867he's been beefing with James Drake for weeks moron
>>219540798I really don't understand why production can't press the drama queen. Ben wanted to rig it for him, but the fact he has faced zero actual threats and his main competition is an autistic dude who is too stupid to quit just makes him intensely unlikable. If Drake had anything to overcome, it could've been a good season.
>>219540796He likely cannot comprehend how it hit his head at that angle; so low IQ moment from Jet
>>219536383because bashir is the only person in the house that can listen to jet and respect his words, bashir is the only person in the house than is willing to find glimpse of friendship with jetlaura doesnt respect jet, landon doesnt respect jet, james drake doesnt respect jet (even if he is acting like he is listening), twins doesnt want to connect with any personand bashir, he is the only person that respect jet as producer of this show, because he wants to see the good side of jetit is tough relationship but honest
>>219540836He said it was instigation, but not crossing a line. Bashir drove the door directly into his face; that should’ve been a boxing match you don’t get to avoid, especially after the rabbit punches for getting slapped.
>>219540880>>219540880>>219540880.>>219540880>>219540880>>219540880
>>219540857No one thinks james is a nice guy. He’s a normal guy
>>219540773He beat the shit out of his wife in a cuckrage
>>219540857nah that's pretty bitchmade
>>219540822lowkey all of that side of the house are bullies, even after Bashir leaves, they all go back up to the goo room to fuck with burt. Landon starts fighting him and swipes all the finished tubs off the table, Vimp open a tub and throughs a block of slime at the back of his head, and bliccy shoves a vibrator in his ass while drake laughs at the door. Then of course landon pours a bottle of piss on the twins slime as they were working.
>>219540785If he hosted it, ironically, Bashir would get what he says he wants Fishtank to be.
>>219540867James had been a little bitch all night to him, and Bashir was completely frazzled and just wanted to make some goo with the fucking twins.
>>219540865I just farted and it smelled so good
>>219540867Bashir just wanted to make goo for God's sake
>>219540009OKAY TIGER OKAY TIGER KING OKAY WATCH OUT TIGER....ME AND THE WAPE KING NEED TO GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT ABOUT DORM RULES
>>219540592What are you talking about?
>>219540716she would've just joined the longhouse with everyone else
>>219540898It's kind of funny that Burt is more likable despite production trying to make him into another punching bag. They probably got upset that he didn't start randomly hating Bashir for no reason yet, but I'm sure that'll happen today as all the retarded bullies start gaslighting him.
>>219540898they know he isn't going to do anything back and can't leave the room so it's just free reign to punch down on him
>>219540934She left too early, but if she was still in there, she'd sadly be another longhouser
>>219540054The reason they get depressed is because the "normal" people they bring on the show are almost always also retards just pro-social retards, but so are Jet and the wiggers so it's just steeping autistic retards, usually just one or two per season, in a house entirely full of bpdemon and narcissist retards.
>>219540836>walk down the street>guy opposite direction waves and say hi>stab guy to death>its ok officer he might have been trying to murder me
>threads here are slow let me check X to see what people say about the show there>”James drake is a zionist plant to make the audience support israel”Is there anywhere that talks about this show and are not fucking retarded? Like what the fuck is wrong with this fan base.I mean I dont like Drake or Bash, this is getting to season 1 simpwars level.
>>219540798>he tries to win and doesn't have the patience of the Buddha so it's a FACADE, unless you are a mythical being you aren't allowed to employ etiquette or try to be reasonable, that's dishonest!
>>219540997like 4000 people watch this show. People act like this is the biggest most important show ever and it has middling views at best. Especially for streamers.
>>219540885It's not his fault everyone else is dumber and weaker than him. Do you think Hassle or Burt would intimidate him? Who should Jet even bring on to give him a hard time, a pro wrestler?
>>219540773>>219540805Wait wtf happened last night? I went to bed after the goo room got fucked why were james and bash fighting?
>>219541020couldn't tell if you were responding to a post about bashir or drake. why is discourse so much worse this season? is it harder for /ftl/ to make its own fun when all the contestants are pretty bearable? season quality seems to be inverse to thread quality
