>Gobekli Tepe>Gunung Padang>Bimini Road>Olmec Heads>Younger Dry Ass>Spring Equinox>True North>Ayahuasca>Big Archeology>Flint DibbleWow. Thank you Graham Hancock for your incredible """insights"" kek
Ancient astronauts is better
My favorite part is when he went on vacation scuba-diving with his wife, took a few photos of rock formations and came back home and called it "research" kekPeople are so gullible.
>>219541477>is that a complex structures built by non-whites?>couldn't be possible, it must have been aliens
>>219541613I say this
>>219541613Or made with help of aliens. Doesn't have to be that complex. Stonehenge for example. Also meant ancient aliens. I guess they repeat ancient astronauts so many times in the show that there's no escaping it
Graham Hancock was raped by Flint Dibble in the sweltering hot podcast studio of 24
>another seethe thread made by midwits who have never done any serious research into ancient astronaut theory
>>219541477>>219541946What the FUCK is ancient astronaut theory??
>>219541425the fact is gobekli tepe should not exist. either the mainstream timeline is wrong or accepted dating practices are flawed and unreliable. either way mainstream archeology is wrong
>>219541978basically same as hancock's theory. except everything was ayy lmaos instead of some ancient super civilization
>You didn't completely excavate Sahara? Then all science is fake.
>>219542282its actually more like>you refuse to allow anyone to dig anywhere in the saraha without the blessing of pope of egyptology and if you find anything interesting you wont be allowed to publish it until the pope tells you what it meansim not saying that means theyre hiding something but it sure is suspiscious. if somebody wants to pay to dig up the desert and will follow all the acheology standards why not let them do it?
>>219542035Why “shouldn’t it exist”? Some hunter-gatherers decided to make a complex ritual site, which isn’t typical, but it’s not literally impossible. What do you think I human history is, someone progressing a static tech tree in a video game?>erm, it’s impossible to spec into megalithic construction without taking the prerequisite horticulture perks first, and you don’t unlock those perks until you hit level 16
>>219542356sounds weird. who is this pope? is all sahara some protected area where you can't dig even if you pay the land owner and he gives you permission to dig? does sahara even have private land owners or is it all government property?
>>219542594Zahi Hawass controls all things egyptology. egypt is pretty much a failed state except for archeology where they dont let anyone fuck around.
>>219542686but sahara is huge. at least 9 countries are in that region
>>219542461it shouldnt exist because it was dated to some thousands of years before humans were doing anything like that according to the mainsteam narrative. i suspect the dating is wrong because thats the only thing that doesnt fit and because the limitations of dating method are an open secret. its not really that acheology is wrong, its more that they are overconfident in their conclusions and lie to the public to get funding.
>>219542686>Zahi Hawass controls all things egyptology. egypt is pretty much a failed state except for archeology where they dont let anyone fuck around.Hawass is corrupt af, thankfully the people that know him well know that you can get easy access to anything as long as you bribe him with a blonde German woman to have sex with. It's been done multiple times
>>219541946There's no such thing as serious research into ancient astronaut theory, it can't be done
>>219542810Humans were building simple structures for literally HUNDREDS of thousands of years before gobekli tepe.Yes, it’s strange that some hunter-gatherers decided to stack some carved rocks on top of each other, but that is hardly all that anachronistic. It’s not as of they were making jet engines or steam locomotives, it’s some fucking rock pillars. And anyways, some place always had to be the first, or one of the first, meaning you could always pull this bullshit where you feign incredulity by pointing out a megalithic structure with no contemporary peers.
Randall Carlson mogs both these fags
>>219542947there are no other examples of structures nearly as comlex that far back. if you asked archeology if it was possible to exist before it was discoved the answer would be a definitive NO. if they werent so afraid of their dating methods being exposed as fraudulent the consensus would be that it is about as old as stone henge since thats whats indicated by everthing except some charcoal dust and bird bones. but no, it 6000 years older than anything like it and youre a retard conspiracy theorist if you suggest otherwise
>>219542947gobekli tepe is not just rocks on top of each other dont be disingenuous
>>219542356>Egypt>Rest of Africa>>219542686Get with the times. Hawass doesn't control squat and hasn't since the arab spring.
>>219543518is just adult version of kid making rocks on rocks
>>219541613Kek I kinda like the lowkey racism aspect of "alternative" archaeology. A White British guy turns up in an exotic land, sees a grand temple, and instantly thinks>No, this can't be right. The natives here couldn't possibly manage that. And us Whites certainly weren't here when it constructed. Hmm... aliens, perhaps? Yes, must be aliens.
>>219544277acheologists do not have a good answer for why all the great ancient brown civilizations were replaced by savages while the ancient great white civilizations made steady forward progress despite repeated collaspes and setbacks.
>>219545081Smart people stopped to reproduce meanwhile normies and retards continued to pump up babies. So like what is happening in western world today and we have written sources confirming it happened in Ancient Greece and Rome
>>219545234and yet greece and rome did not devolve to mudhuts and grass skirts.
>>219543275Literal video game thinking>They couldn’t do a gobekli tepe yet because collective humanity’s EXP level was too low>>219543518The point is to illustrate that all of the feigned incredulity that surrounds gobekli tepe denialism must try and sell gobekli tepe, a stone megalithic ritual site, as being as bizarre and anachronistic a find as if they dug a fucking spaceship fuselage out of the ground.
>>219545081>>great ancient brown civilizations??????>ancient great white civilizations???????????lol
>>219545777A nomadic civilization building megaliths is pretty bizarre
>>219548365That's the point. They had an opportunity to become semi-sedentary thanks to a change in the climate. Then it changed again and that was no longer viable until much later.
>>219541761Flint Dibble is cringe.
>>219549125>become semi-sedentary thanks to a change in the climateThe fucking hoops big archaeology dick riders jump through not to say “developed agriculture” shakingmyhead
>Hancock?
>>219549208Where's the lie?
>>219549208>picFrom the thumbnail I thought new covid dropped.
>>219541761>actual South Park characterWHY would you send him of all people?
>>219549296Everything is political, remember? Now taste your own medicine, it's good for you.
>>219542947>it’s some fucking rock pillars.Can you do it?
>>219549208>where are all the leftists? The fun stuff.On BlueSky.
>>219542978based
>>219549294
>>219549294This is AI
>I dive.
>>219545777The point is they needed to start farming in order to build such things.
>>219550064>You can’t unlock the gobekli tepe wonder until you invest 300 research points into the horticulture perk treeLife is not a video game you fucking retard.You can subsist off of eating primarily animal meat and foraged plant material and also move and chisel rocks.
>>219549757
>>219550255Shitposting aside, that is really neatly detailed. Almost a waste to bury them.
>>219550236>Life is not a video game you fucking retard.Wrong. Civilization series is literally the best depiction of human progress ever made.
>>219549354I never stated such a thing.
>>219550236Depends on the game.In valheim you can do that in civ not so much.
>ATLANTIS ISN'T REAL>LOST CIVILIZATIOS AREN'T REAL>ALIENS AREN'T RE-ACK!
>>219550064the point is they say its 12k years old and that people 12k years ago were not capable of building it. the least likely possibility is that both are true. it is most likely the date is wrong but it is also possible that they are wrong about what people were doing 12k years ago, because they are mostly guessing anyway.
>le kekGOOD MORNING SIR
>>219551216kek
Imagine making this your entire personality fucking kek looks like a pile of boring old shit
>>219552208dude wtfdo you seriously expect me to believe that humans could have built THIS without first domesticating wheat???Literally impossible.
>>219552294This but unironically
>>219552208imagine all the dirty gay sex that took place there
>>219552294 structures are basically a representation of a population’s caloric surplus. If they were nomads then whatever they were hunting must be extinct now.
>>219542282A bold fusion.
>>219541425>Gobekli Tepe
>>219541425> younger dry ass > grandma hands cock Who writes this shit?
>>219541425>daddies are more stronger than mommies, generally speaking.
>>219551736KEK that's what we look like
None of this matters and it's all demons anyway. The world is only 6000 years old.
you have to admire the sheer Chutzpah of it, this conman piece of shit has acquired millions for pedalling utter nonsense.
>>219552714generally speaking, chinese people look chinese
>>219541425Can't believe Netflix is giving this retard the time of day
>the aztec empire was one of the greatest civilizations of their time, what no one tells you is that the atlantians helped them build their society
So who actually won the Dibbate?
>>219549258Hunter-gatherer cultures have existed that managed a sophisticated more or less.sedentary lifestyle without agriculture, The northwest coast NA tribes for example.
>>219554479HandCOCK dibbled dibble’s dibble.
>>219554606They never had enough food to build anything. The history of mankind’s development is chasing caloric intake
>>219549208>left wing echo chamber is now right wing echo chamber
>>219555080
>>219556206Stop, dude. Humans literally cannot build things unless they eat bread. It is known. The totempoles in your pic were probably made by aliens o algo
>>219556206Fish are calorically pretty dense.
BIG ARCHEOLOGY
>>219545081So true. It’s why the great civilizations of Greece and Italy remain the global superpowers they are today
What I find most interesting about Gobe gobblede is how there isn’t a big source of water immediately nearby
What’s the biggest unsolved questions you have about the ancient world bros? For me, it’s >were the Sumerians from the Indus Valley>what does the Minoan liturgical script Linear A mean >who would be the deadliest warrior if a samurai, Viking, knight, Mamluk, mongol, hoplite, and jaguar knight all fought
>>219558780Not any more, at least. Have they done sediment analysis of the surrounding rock for old oases/riverbeds? Anatolia has changed a lot over 12000 years
>>219541613To be fair, nowadays the schizos even think European star fortress are Tartarian aliens o algo
>>219558872The Harappan civilization, did some of the chinks boat to the Americas, the Baalback stone, that denisovan jewelry that looks drilled
>>219558872>saaar is civilisation from BHARAT? also saaar grok who is deadliest?These questions are not interesting Rashhjeet
>>219541425My 140iq+ cousins (all DRs) like the show They disagree with a lot of what he's claiming.But they like his out of the box thinking.
>>219558577Greece and Italy have never been part of the ancient white civilizations.They are honoraries, for sure, but not part of it.
>>219559104Oh, I’m not Indian, but thank you for your concern
>>219558872Old Europe like Varna culture from Bulgaria and Tripoli culture from Ukraine. They could use writing before Sumerians and Egyptians did but plague and Indo gypsies stopped their development
>>219541425If you look into his arguments you'll see that he's unambigously correct about "mainstream archeology" having some issues in its overall narrative. There are artifacts in places like Egypt especially which are technologically anomalous. And the mainstream really do just handwave it away without serious explanations. But that's as far as his validity goes. Literally everything he tries to say in the way of explanation is pretty ridiculous. The artifacts are just a mystery without any clear explanation for now.
>>219558872Mine is where civilization actually first emerged. I don’t believe for a second that four physically separated areas (China, Indus Valley/Mesopotamia, Egypt, and Mesoamerica) all spawned in knowing how to write and farm at exactly 4000BC like a fucking Civilization game, there’s got to be something else going on
Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty linked up! need it or keep it??!
>>219562999If I was in the past I feel like I’d just make random shit to confuse historians half the time
>>219558872>were the Sumerians from the Indus ValleyNo
>>219563570The artifacts are too precise(smoothness, right angles, etc), and in material too hard(granite mostly) for the tools(copper chisels basically) they had at the time. Many are also just obscenely large. It's not unthinkable that a primitive civilization made these things but there certainly hasn't been any explanation to how it was done, or evidence of the tools used. The attempts to explain have been very weak and half hearted, and it seems like the mainstream isn't even interested in looking into it.
>>219563570To future time travelers: I like this idea. Please take me to Tutankhamen’s tomb shortly after construction is complete. I would like to write FUCK JANNIES on the inside of the sarcophagus just to confuse everyone who sees it
>>219548219The people that made those huge temples in Mexico and Europe. Mexico made those huge temples and then de evolved into savages. Europe same thing but they didn’t turn into Mexicans.
>>219563713The Denisova bracelet is the one that gets me >40,000-70,000 years old
>>219550787I suspect they just sunk in the dirt because of the weight and low surface area from being upright.
>>219541946All of these threads are made by the same seething retard
>>219564129>The Denisova bracelet>mmm interesting>its real but russian origin might be made upwhat, bamboozled by tv? jokes on me
Do you think modern humans met the Flores mans?
what isn't a theory is that the earth has been heemed over and over again by meteors, sun flares, and other shit which is categorically apocalyptic. the theory is that 1. the reason 99% of cultures around the world have flood and crazy myths is because they are talking about shit that actually happened and 2. there were civilizations that got wiped out and humans were "reset" at various timesthe big thing for me is that the official academic timeline on the giza complex is hilariously wrong. there are many noninvasive and harmless ways to investigate the structures and complex further but egypt refuses to let anyone do them because muh narrative we wuz pharaohs that built them. it's moronic, it would be like italians 3000 years from now claiming that Italy made the colliseum (Not ROME!!!! We did!!!) even the most whackadoo alien guys dont claim white people made the pyramids it'a a strawman redditors use
This thing made me wonder
>>219565301Why is this thing so fucking creepy?
>>219541425#FightBigArchaeology
>>219541613Fair.
>>219541761why can't flint get a dress shirt that fits?
>>219541425Absolutely take Zahi Hawass and give him scabies for continuously banning us from seeing Egyptian Gods were real and Aliens. Fuck my ass though I wouldn't want Egyptian trash to steal the most precious artifacts on the planet either. We need Germany to invade and conquer it and then only Coptic Christians with direct lineage to Egyptian Pharoahs will be allowed to set foot there, they also revived the ancient hieroglyphic language so they can have the best chance to discover where our creators are. Jesus was on a bloodline to these aliens for sure. Son of God the Sun of Ra.
>>219572690He had just gone through months of cancer treatments so none of his close fit anymore and like most academics doesn't know how to dress in the first place
Dibble Chads know he won the dibbate...
>>219565301They have met them and killed and outbreed them>>219567949They aren't fully Homo like Human genus. They are likely to be late Australopithecus/very early Homo Habilis which left Africa at very early date and survived to late Pleistocene only in Island Southeast Asia (similar species was found in Philippines)
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY, BIG ARCHEO IS TRYING TO SHUT ME DOWN >please check out my 2 Netflix specials about it
>>219541613I mean yeah. Looking at how well the non-whites have managed on their own can you blame someone not buying that they somehow managed to once create wonders?
>>219556157Leftists consider it a right wing echo chamber when they are prevented from censoring anyone even slightly right wing.
>>219563713>something is hard to do and takes time and many generations of perfecting the craft>must be alien lasersI can't wait until zoomers unironically think the Mona Lisa is a conspiracy because how could anyone paint it without Adobe software?
>>219541425>AyahuascaHe dropped this pretty quick once he as finished grifting Rogan and had moved onto Netflix. If you watch his early Rogan interviews he's basically a drug-addled hippie who claims all his theories were revealed to him by ancient spirits while on hallucinogens.
>>219565901>there are many noninvasive and harmless ways to investigate the structures and complex furtherThey've carbon dated the burned ash from the mortar in the pyramids and the dates are just a couple of hundred years off the "official" dates.
>>219541613Unironically this
>>219549208>where are muh celebritieswhat a faggot
This whole mystery is solved by Affluent Forager theory.>anatolia,10,000 BC>super fertile volcanic soil>seas of Einkorn wheat>seasonal migrations of aurochs and goitered gazelle>it was impossible not to prosper so long as you stayed in the area long enough and didn't fight with your neighbors>this temporary ecological fluke made life easier than it is in most of the world even todayThe evidence: massive quantities of gazelle bones found near long stone fences that corralled living rivers of meat into pens. All the carbonized seeds found in nearby hearths came from wild wheat that happened to be easily harvested and prepared. It was an ecological fluke, and the human population didn't leave cause they went away in spaceships-- They scattered after too many newfags showed up and overharvested all those easy calories.
>>219558872The Baltic Sea AnomalyNanostructures from SiberiaWooden structure from 400k agoParacas skulls
