What did the world's most smartest superhero mean by this?
>>219554848morons can't write smart people
>>219554848As a white man this is offensive. Are you happy, OP?
>>219554848this character is a pleb filter, she's the literal embodiment of the smug know-it-all redditor even down to being a fat sassy black lady (the most important gender and skin color)
Fine with me. Superhero stories are all about beings having powers that they don't possess in real life
So how come there are 2 sex scenes in ep2, but we cant see any titties, but disgusting dicks and male asses are fine?Also i am often told the show makes fun of both political sides, yet i never saw a caricature of lefties?
>>219554848>audience member that looks like Charlie Kirk comes to the realization that the powerful white man he has been idolising was the evil big bad guy all alongReally makes ya think
>>219555415Producers believe they are edgy and extreme for poking fun at modern politics but at the same time they are scared of being accused of their show being called off for including straight sexually gratifying scenes, in other words they are smartass pussies
why do you people watch this garbage if you know it's going to aggravate you
>>219555664chuds live solely for outrage
I'd like to get a scene with her and Peter Thiel discussing the Antichrist
>>219554848Has anyone seen a genuinely hot dark skinned woman irl?
>>219554848Why do white men who arent rich simp so hard for rich white men who basically view you as worms?
>>219554848Rich white fucks do rin the world. The hilarious thing is the off white slave class has been so indoctrinated by them that they think they are the same or that they care if they live or die. MASSA WOULDNT WANT TO CULL USWEZ WHITE TOO AN WE PICKS DAT GUUD COTTONNo seriously. They dont see the slave class as anything but animals to cull and control.
>>219554848>What did the world's most smartest superhero mean by this?Kill whitey
>>219555811Thet believe in the fantasy of meritocracy and the god called capitalism. They, I shit you not, used the saying "pull yourself up by your boot straps" as a rallying cry. When it was coined SPECIFICALLY to point out the abject retardation of the wealthy when they say slave away harder for less, barely enough to survive, and nothing and you will stop being poor and down trodden.
This thread reeks of Reddit. Must be a boys thread.
>>219555922Anon. You aren't seen as a person by the wealthy inbred monstrous powers that be. They are aristocrats and whatever genealogy those blood sucking baby eating mosters think of themselves.You are designated as "white" in their cattle husbandry and political and social manipulation game theory
>>219556195Reddit is little more then bots, manipulative algorithms, shills, military personnel, and oligarchs manipulating sheep. Most of the stuff posted here would get you banned forever from that indoctrination echochamber.
>>219554848So she's actually responsible for all the le heckin racism and sexism in the world? If all the evil whiteys take orders from her?
>give A-Train a Quicksilver moment with him going so fast that everything is almost frozen in time>out of the fucking blue Homolander is able to keep up with him just a minute laterwhat the fuck
>>219556065Based noticer.
>>219556396A-Train's health was fucked. They already showed his powers glitching out and his heart explooding when he pushed it. He went as hard as he could, but didn't have it in him to do all that and escape.
>>219555415>Also i am often told the show makes fun of both political sidesThey say the same with South Park and it isn’t true. Just look at the head writer of the boys and you’ll see that it’s complete bullshit.
>>219555664they don't watch it, they watch youtubers who complain about it
The chinky woman can't act for shit, should have kept her mute.
>>219556207Look faggot, the head kike writer Eric Kripke constantly bitches about whites regardless of their economic level and puts his hatred for them in his writing.
>>219555702So why do you watch it? Because you like it? You like the shitty inconsistent writing? You like the political messaging? You like all the dick jokes and gay sex?
>>219556065Imagine being poor, kekGet a job commie
Obvious, but nice callback to a-trains intro in the show.
>>219556697chuddies don't understand nuance, Sister Sage is a perfect example of mocking the smug self-righteous hypocrisy of liberalsbut all they want is Sam Hyde doing not-so-subtle white supremacist memes so anything that isn't specifically that is gay and woke and DEI
>>219556396Homelander didn't have to deal with speedsters in that fight until that moment so he was going normal speed before A-train did his surprise entrance. Also A-train was still a bit faster, but his laser wound and already bad health made it easier for Homelander to keep pace (especially if the laser wound was making him bleed out during that last race). Good health A-train without the bystander girl in the way would be able to get away.
>>219556867They want you dead more than they want us dead. Why do you simp for them so much?
>>219556702I watch it while thinking about how chuds are crying rn
>>219556964believing vague doompost shit like "every liberal wants you to die" is retarded
>>219556867How is she a liberal if she is helping homelander?
I am so over them whining about the virus. Like if those retards look at how things are and don't understand that the virus is by far the best option thats on them.
>>219554848Is sister sage supposed to unironically be a good guy?
>>219556396A-train always being very hesitant when having to deal with Homelander again gave us clues that homelander could probably keep pace with him if he ever found him again, especially since a-train has gotten slower since first season.
>>219557092because political lines are defined by supes/normal people, not democrat/republican Sage is like the BLM leaders who insisted every celebrity pony up hundreds of thousands of dollars to stop police from killing black people, then took that money and bought very expensive mansions to live in. Only taking advantage of the situation to further their own self-interests which Sage has done at every possible point
>>219556697Hes one of those upperclass jews who knows hes the bottom bitch of the powers that be and will be discarded and demonized. His bitching is letting off steam hes built up against ((them)). The jews are a race of clannish inbred sociopaths. But they are still human. Unlike those..."people" in power
The worm guy ranting about how hard it is to write a satisfying TV finale is just them conceding we’re all going to hate the last episode.
>>219557087I don't believe doom posting, I listen to their words. They want a retarded feminist bitch dead even more than they want a Nazi dead. You think you're safe because you cuck for them and capitulate to them, they will kill you first.
Is this an accurate depiction of a concentration camp?
>>219557031So do you spend your free time watching blacked porn to "piss off the chuds"? Did you chop your dick off and glue on fake tits to "piss off the chuds"? Are these chuds in the room with us right now?
>>219557197>hating the last episode>not hating the entire season
>>219557164Funny i saw a reddit post of a screenshot from this place about some anons complaining about sage being liberal and most responses were abouy her helping homelander
>>219557285>Inmates are well fed and have access to drugs and leisure>All they have to do is not escape and pledge allegiance to the regime I can’t believe Hitlander would do this!
>>219557285Based, fuck those commies. They deserve to be locked in camps
>>219557285Looks like the ones Australia had during the coof.
>>219557285Kind of retarded to push anti murrica shit while depending on America to protect their country.
>>219557291>actual crying chud replylmaoo
>>219557197I am getting tired of meta jokes like that.
>>219557285This show is way too subtle for me to get.
>>219557285Can someone explain what this is supposed to be a commentary on?>t.non burger
>>219557340idpol retards on both sides of the aisle need to make everything about politics to fit into their worldview - it's why they all hated Civil War which refused to say what political party was represented by the evil presidentSage is a supe, and she recognizes the power Homelander has, so she sides with him. But the character is extremely liberal-coded, condescendingly talking down to every other character as she gorges herself on taco bell and fucks a cute white boy simply because he's hot
>>219557291they evidently are, chuddie.
>>219556867Oh fuck off. One search of the head writer and his background is all one needs to see your statement as absolute bullshit. It’s not a caricature, it’s a self insert.
>>219554848Who wants to bet that no matter what happens, no matter how much of shit story they wrote...this bitch wont die. There's Zero chance her brain will explode or something like with other people.
>>219557469Nothing in particular. Just fantasies about being oppressed.
>>219554848>smartest person in the world>is fat
>>219557170>the jews aren’t actually the problemFuck off kike.
>>219557415>>219557497I accept your concession
>>219557471Was Deep supposed to be some Clavicular or Andrew Tate kind of manosphere chud who goes on podcasts just to cry about women? It would have been so easy to give him a redemption arc because he was always too stupid to be truly evil.
>>219557285>$4.99 DoubleBurger MealWhen was this filmed?
>>219557031I don't know if this is bait, but if it actually is true, you are way more pathetic than any "chud" you claim to hate.
>>219557197When the last episode sucks, it's gonna be what the fans deserve
>>219557471> it's why they all hated Civil WarPeople hated Civil War because it was an asinine take in an utterly bat shit scenario and existed only to jack off journalists.
>>219557647I would have hated a Deep redemption arc. He is too stupid to be truly evil, but he's also too stupid and self-interested to realize he's a shitty person and learn any lame ass lessonif they want to do a Deep spinoff a la Peacemaker, then they can explore him coming to terms with his behavior
was anyone else stunned when soldier boy stood up!?
>>219554848This is written by jews right?
>>219555664I only watched the first 3 seasons. The show is actually pretty alright during season 1 but it gets progressively worse. I watched the first episode of season 4 and it was unbearably shit so I stopped.
>>219557285They don't seem as malnourished as people in typical concentration camps.
>>219557860the average american has 3 years of fat reserves and the camps have only been up a year
>>219557629What concession? You are a chud and you are in this thread right now.>>219557702I wish there was some YT channel where a chud reacts live to every episode, it would be beautiful to see the delicious incel tears flow
how is mothers milk soloing supes barehanded?
>>219555702The show basically only exists to cry about Trump and his supporters. Leftards are so deranged they'll adapt a completely unrelated comic into a tv show and make it about modern politics because they can't stop crying. Eat shit nigger.
>A-Train fully completes his arc with a symbolic moment of him sacrificing himself to not run over a girlThis shows writing is generally pretty bad but A-Train for some reason gets a kino character arc.
>>219556396Speaking of A-train what's the opinion on his arc boys?I personally think it's one of the better ones, do wish he got to land a hit or two on homelander but getting to die like a man was cool too. Also think with his speed, it's mostly just they want homelander to be the best at everything and could be a flash superman situation. Superman can be just as fast but it takes him longer to start, so if flash is already in time dilated super speed superman's brain needs a second to speed up to keep pace
>>219557982And for some reason all supes he beat are white men...huh.
>>219558044The original comic was nothing but crying about the bush era. You wouldn't know, zoomie
>>219554848so is she supposed to be an Epstein parody?
>>219558072He really does, honestly really goes to show they really over milking things. Also because he's not in the main cast and is a villain for so long he also has been ironically humiliated the least. Like MM gets a fucking dick to the face and has to fight a supe with a cock, kimiko gets shit on. An the best part of the episode is the guy that was the start of everything, but also shows their must be 1 good writer who's now surrounded by idiots.Knowing A-train death is only a few minutes after we see a man choked with his own dick is a bit weird
>>219558111avoiding the girl in the road caused him to lose his balance, which let homelander catch up to him and kill him. I got the strong implication that if he just ran through the bitch like he did in the pilot, he would have gotten away, but he's not that self-obsessed celebrity anymore
>>219558072Only good moment of the new episodes
>>219558072>>219558111A-Train is black so we all know he would get his noble sacrifice. Sister Sage could get one too if the writers are smart enough to have her pull off a Revolver Ocelot type gambit and play everyone.
Don't mind her acting, I think she's fine, but why did they recast Starlight?
>>219557536You have body dysmorphia.
>>219558333nah fuck that fat nigger
Why does this show never fake fun of democrats?
>>219558451They kind of did with the rainbow capitalism shit.
>>219558451This is fake, chuddie.
>>219558451the creator is a kike and hates white people
>>219558280Thats the point. He sacrificed himself to prove he wasnt the monster he was before
Why do fans of the show hate the comic so much?
>>219555664I'm here to laugh. I can't believe there are people who actually watch and "enjoy" this
>>219558569The comic is honestly really fucking bad.
>>219558111I think it's absolutely retarded writing, same AS everything else. Lmao they straight up copied Quiksilver scene.
>>219558199I'm 36, faggot.
>>219555561>red hatJesus Christ they cant help themselves. We all knew this bullshit was coming and they still did it with the same self assured smugness and unwarranted arrogance.
>>219558607the show's not great either
>>219558660Sad if true.
>>219558569It's not about fighting trump. If we're being fair. It can be summarized as a love story of sorts. This angers the redditor
Does /tv/ still love basedgod Trump?
>female nudity in the show>nobody caresAll these months of complaining and not a single webm posted
>>219558451Vought itself used to be a parody of them in the first 2 seasons
>>219557285guys, im afraid i dont understand this scene, if they could perhaps be a little less subtle with the messaging i think my dumb brain english brain could perhaps understand it
>>219558740what fucking nudity?>kimiko's stunt double butt!fuck you
>>219555415>yet i never saw a caricature of lefties?Because lefties are a caricature of themselves.
>>219555028>(the most important gender and skin color)don't forget the fat part. She's the perfect level of fat where every normal person knows she's obviously fat, but fat feminists can pretend she's normal and it's just the patriarchy who says she's too fat.
>>219557469Libtards HATE conservatives and liken them to NAZIS, hypocritical because they're the ones making metaphorical concentration camps for ANYONE right-winged
I wish they wouldve shown actual Kimiko and Starlight tits but at least there were some bra scenes and a Kimiko ass scene, which was obviously a body double but still
>First season: How can we take down Vought?>Dun worry, oi’v gut someone on the inside who kin ‘elp wif vat >Final Season: How can we take down Vought?>Dun worry, oi’v gut someone on the inside who kin ‘elp wif vat And these writers think they’re underpaid.
>>219558790
>>219557698there's no decimal point
>>219555664It only aggravates me because it's overly blatant. Plenty of funny memes making fun of trump that I laugh at despite voting for him 3 times. Anyone secure in their beliefs with any shres of self awareness can laugh at themselves. But The Söys just lacks artistry. They put verbatim Trump quotes into their show as if they're off screen loudly whispering "DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU GET IT?"Its like a middle schooler wrote it. Btw I would hate blatant preachy right wing messages inserted in a movie too. If it was done as artlessly as in The Söys. The comic version I really doubt seemed so horribly on the nose when it came out, except maybe for the nine eleven part, but that was probably considered edgy and subversive back then because we weren't as saturated with low effort satire yet.
>>219559034I don't think I've seen any right wing media done this preachy and blatant - probably because it's not comprised of retards
>>219558996>I gotta drop a dookie>GET IT?>YOU'RE THE DOOKIE
>>219554848>smarter than all the worlds rich white fucks>can't use her genius to make africa a first world continentwho writes this
>>219559151Shes American. Why would she give a shit about Africa?
>>219557285That's just a reeducation center We did worse to the japs
>>219559034TV used to criticize the government by writing beautiful stories like Star Trek’s City on the Edge of Forever. Even Arrested Development and 30 Rock’s parodies of Bush’s war on terror were 1,000x more clever than this shit. And they were not subtle in the least.
The show is so bad now it's hilarious. Can't wait to see how they're going to ruin Soldier Boy. He's liked by too many white males so his character has to be destroyed like they did with Homelander.
>>219559151she’s literally a descendant of Thomas Jefferson
>>219559226>shes americanoh so she's british and spanish
>>219556195>anon is enticed into thread by the smell of redditkek
>>219558996And then she inflates the starlighter fatty big and round
>>219555664I was only getting aggravated when I still expected something good out of it due to S1. It's been a pair of seasons since, I just watch it to see how deranged the showrunners can get in their seething at Trump and I say this as someone who thinks he's a massive orange retard.
>>219554848I thought you fucks kept photoshopping Starlight's face so it would look severely bogged. Holy shit was I wrong
>>219557133are there any good guys in The Boys?
>>219559363FREEDOM CAMP is so over the top it's hilarious
>>219559387it’d be much more cringe if the show tried to be subtle and pretend it was artistic rather than comic book slop my only real criticism of the show (in terms of what it’s trying to be and achieve) is the lack of female nudity
>>219559331
seems like all of you agree it's slopwon't be watching then, thanks. gave up on this show early in season 4.
>>219559363For me it's somewhere around season 3 when I got bored, but every time I looked up there was a gay sex season.So either>it was so boring I was never watching it and just noticed there was a gay sex sceneor>there was a lot of gay sex scenesyou could even hear the pillow talk bullshit which is how i knew it was happening.i don't even remember the plot anymore.The Boys is now officially just gay sex in my brain.
>>219559363Why do you think he's a retard you dummy?
>>219558700You're a literal nobody and you live in your mom's basement, nobody gives a fuck about your dogshit opinion.
>>219559481good on you, anon
>>219559322Indian actually. Don't tell the siberians though.
>>219559527Seems to me like my opinions are getting you all worked up, chuddie.
>>219559617No, I'm just letting you know that you're a worthless fag.
This is probably the worst show I still enjoy watching.
>give A-Train a completed arc by having him die because he didn't run over a random womanYou just know if A-Train were white, he would do this, and then Homelander goes kills that random woman anyway, to subvert the completed arc trope.
>>219559709Getting mad at scenarios you dreamt up in you're head again, sweatie?
>>219554892>13 executive producersthey know exactly what they're doing
>>219555028If they wanted to show that, then she should be fucking it up all the time. Redditors think themselves as smart, but we see at every turn they're fucking wrong, all the time.If you believed Reddit, you would think Kamala would win in a landside victory and that the democrats would sweep the House and the Senate.
>>219554848What did they mean by THIS?
>>219559942>if we just say what's actually happening but coming from the bad guy making that claim, then the audience will agree with us because they don't want to agree with the bad guysThis would have been the type of shit The Boys used to parody.
>>219559942name ONE example of a forced child transition with garden shears
>>219559942In the comics, Oh Father is a pedophile superhero-priest. The show will probably have him revealed to be a pedo to show how Christians are evil hypocrites.
If it punched more to both sides it would be insanely good tv
Why is A train so fast that he can have 5 minutes himself before lasers move an inch but homelander can still catch him
>>219554848How fat did this black cunt get between seasons? kek
>>219560704yeah that seemed silly, like homelander can react and move at that speed anytime he wants but when he fights anyone but A-Train he's slow as fuck. Does his power mirror whoever he's fighting?
I hate how this show tries to have emotional moments in between every character talking like a 12 year old on in a Call of Duty lobby. Constant references to genitals and sex acts exchanged by people in their forties. You can’t have it both ways.
>>219555561>Really makes ya thinkYeah, makes me think you wear womens underwear under your furry costume that you spent your entire savings having made.
>>219558663Trumpanzees can't help themselves outside a buffet
>>219554848>Superheroes are all about wish fulfillment.>I can fly!>I'm super strong!>I can turn invisible!>ayo crackers care what i mufuggin fink!
>>219555415>Also i am often told the show makes fun of both political sidesYeah, they abandoned that farce after the first season and only recently admitted what everyone else knew and that the series is basically just a vehicle to confirm the creators' (and like-minded viewers) political obsessions.
>>219559481>gave up on this show early in season 4I couldn't make it past the beginning of season 2.
>>219558111He's literally the only character on the show with a decent story.
>>219559942Do they exist in the Boys' universe?
>>219561421That must explain why 90% of super heroes are rapists in this show, the writer is a kike after all.
>>219559797>you would think Kamala would win in a landside victory and that the democrats would sweep the House and the SenateShe definitely didn't help and their overzealous, politically motivated prosecution of Trump effectively solidified his underdog martyr image but a lot of it was a pendulum swing and that same pendulum will negate the gains soon. They could run an even worse candidate than Harris and they're still going to win big. Then they'll make the same mistakes as last time and the dumb cycle continues while most of us are, again, deprived of a reasonable, capable leader, who isn't motivated by revenge, and a bi partisanship oriented senate.
>>219561236Calm down honey, I am sure Charlie is looking up with pride at his legacy.
>>219554848I don't know but rest in peace to Fast Blackman.
>>219557285This is the most Hollywood Jewish power fantasy I've ever seen on a show
>>219563070Bibi wants it for us.
>>219554848
>>219555561LMAO worst part is they're probably thinking they're clever and bold, when in reality it's been the same boring "Red hat BAD!" schitck over and over for the past decadeIt's BORING
>>219554848This show is now really out of its time.Every aspect about it SCREAMS 2020
>>219563251>you're the smartest person on the planet So this is actually a comedy
>>219557536Fr asf.Every fat person is dumb.No one who's slightly intelligent manages to get fat
>>219557170>a race of clannish inbred sociopaths. >But they are still human.Why are the goyim like this?
>>219557402Do you think small hats care? They know America is their bitch
>>219558044Why are you still posting as if your new god trump doesn't rape little children and sacrifice them to demons when hes done?
>>219559484Damn its almost like degeneracy is an appeal to the most primal and disgusting urges that serves no purpose but to undermine things created through moral efforts
god how is it possible starlight's face looks even worse this year
>>219559942Pre epstein files. The thing where they claim what they are doing which is demonstrably evil is silly nonsense that of course isnt happening and is "their side" lying to you.Holy shit they litterally revealed themselves to be complicit in propoganda to cover up for monsters. I would have completely cut that entire portion out.
I'm so fucking tired of american writing. I have american writing fatigue. >muh left>muh right >muh racism >muh nazism
>>219564018Are you implying european stuff is not full of that too?
>>219559363>i say this as a normal human beingWeird that you felt the need to spoiler that
>>219564093>Europeans are half the world, Americans are the other half I guess shows from latin america and Asia don't exist.
>>219554848she's jewish?
I like how nothing ever happened on this show until there was a timeskip and a bunch of stuff happened offscreen that seems like it was a lot more interesting than what we're seeing now.
>>219564826I like how Kimiko suddenly ended up in the philipines then suddenly ended up back and then suddenly learner english from tiktok, all offscreen
>>219562564I knew it.
>>219564018>I'm so fucking tired of american writing. I have american writing fatigueSo do I and I'm American, but this nonsense is hardly specific to American shows.
>>219554848I want the leaks, i bet soldier boy dies gargling on a cock like object because of his jokes
>>219554848Does she ever weave-wrassle other large black women, dem tribal tiddies all flappin' 'bout, while encircled by da youf yelling "dayyyyyum" and "world star?" If not, they missed a real opportunity to center the lived experiences of Bipoc bodies.
>>219562524>My predictions have value because I think they do!
this show has never been good and it's always been a cringey reddit plot with cringey reddit characters
Are they going to pull a reverse double twist with Noir?
>>219567536You just know
>>219569368That the nog smells like shit?
>>219555415>but we cant see any tittiesthe herogasm orgy has titties all over the place.
>>219554848How did she survive a bullet to the head? When was it established she can regenerate? Doesn't even have a mark
>Homelander is going to execute the good guys in 36 hoursWhy even wait for 36 hours? So the plot could happen?
>>219554848She looks different. Some plastic surgery perhaps?
>>219569557>Dissing the big train Stsu boy
>>219554848>Show written by rich JEWS on a service owned by a multibillionaire JEW >"the le heckin white people *smacks lips* run dis shiet mayne!" Total jew and monkey death
>>219555702everything about your entire existence has always been finding nonsense to be outraged about. It is the defining characteristic of someone who uses the word "chud" unironically. Now that you lost everything you will pretend to be the champion of free speech after trying to get everyone censored and banned, and try to pretend you are oppressed when power was shared with you you became an insufferable tyrant. You are extremely mentally ill which is why you project your insanity on everyone else
>>219556065You're right, however lefties want to replace us with browns so they'll get zero support from me
>>219557285there were wooden doors so yeah...
>>219571496Because if you don't give Butcher enough time to show up then using the assassination as bait doesn't fucking work
>>219557796no. There were scenes with him and homelander on trailers that didn't show up in the episode
Should’ve waited another year for the Iran war commentary.
>>219571496what's he supposed to do? fly there and burn through their skulls with his laser eyes? don't be ridiculous!writers do not know how to write superheroes.
>>219556065>t. loser
>>219555811Yah we dont do that here. That is what they do where you came from redit. Here we dont give a fuck what people do with their own money unless they are using that money to actively sabotage us. You know like the Jews you suck off and simp for, who comprise that tech bro, media, big pharma, hollywood billionaire class? Why do you simp for jews who got you to chop your dick off and are actively trying to enslave and/or genocide you? Because you are really, really stupid that's why. You hae never been right about anything in your entire life. You spew the nonsense they put into your retarded head because you dont understand how anything works or why anything is the way it is. Your entire movement has been astroturfed by those billionaires to try and quell the legimate uprising taking place. You are just their jester, Their useful idiot in every sense of the word. Go get killed for the billion dollar scheming somalians they brought in to replace your stupid ass like those morons in Minnesota did. You are the biggest fool of the century
>>219572259>The Boys use the virus on Homelander>He survives but his skin ends up turning conspicuously orange
>>219571496Were you not paying attention the multiple times when every single fucking character told you why?IT'S A TRAP! The pending executions were "leaked" as bait.This show is stupidly written, and it's still too high-brow for you.
>>219555561they should've had Homelander laser him in the neck and splurt blood everywhere. LOL
>>219572521>IT'S A TRAPWhy even bother setting up a trap for Butcher when Soldier Boy found him in like 5 minutes after getting defrosted?
>>219572709or homelander should have killed a-train by kneeling on his neck hahaand then feeding him several lethal doses of fentanyl.
>>219572744because dean used information that he acquired from working with william previously to track him down, information that homolander did not have access to
>>219572758this 5+ year old joke is impotent. you tried it, though.
>>219559756
>>219557285Fuck no. They aren't even doing compelled labor. That's already a thing in every prison in the world.
>>219572789well, he should've defrosted the best tracker earlier thensurely the smartest person in the world on Homelander's team would know better than setting up a stupid trap so the characters with plot armor could survive no matter what
I thought this was an inspired costume choice
Thoughts on Ashley’s psychic tumor?
>>219555415That would just be making fun of regular people, and that's inherently not very fun or interesting.
>>219573155Even homelander should have been able to find butcher himself going superspeed and checking every building in the city
>>219567536R.I.P my nigga
>>219573315please stop sterilizing children.
>>219559151She's just smart, not a miracle worker.
>>219557469>Can someone explain what this is supposed to be a commentary on?https://youtu.be/_QmW99SqBuwhttps://abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chicago-news-lawsuit-filed-aclu-illinois-conditions-inside-broadview-facility-court-tuesday/18111176/https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-accused-sexually-torturing-migrants-former-wwii-camp-fort-bliss-among-80-reported-violations-1773808https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1lygk1c/rep_debbie_wasserman_schultz_after_touring/https://old.reddit.com/r/lostgeneration/comments/1qlyqfh/children_screaming_and_crying_can_be_heard_as_a/Yes, >redditJust watch the fucking video
>>219567536he smashed thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prr8BmE3prw
what the fuck was ashley's powers that she got last season?
>>219573931They showed it at the end of episode 2. Ashley went completely and utterly bald and in the place of her hair, grew a sentient tumor with her face and personality on the back of her head. This tumor gives Ashley telepathy, specifically mind reading. Though she mostly just uses her telepathy to argue with her tumor.
>>219573967>Though she mostly just uses her telepathy to argue with her tumor.Hah! Women, amirite fellas?
>>219573967fuck me i haven't watched the second episode yet. thought she could mind read or something
>>219573967Shes fucking voldemort? I would have settled with her just growing hair.
>>219560916They play chilling music when a guard is beating a prisoner, but they completely undercut it when he's doing it with his comical prehensile penis.
why did he do it
So is A Train faster than light? He was looking at Homelander's lasers in slow motion. >>219574196He probably just finds Homelander fucking annoying and way too clingly, so he probably just faked his death so that he can go off and fuck grannies while getting high on coke
>>219571697>They use words asweaponsNo wonder they chimped out when frieren said demons do this.
>>219573856I didnt know ice concentration camps are a thing now. So what is the boys trying to say with a vought concentration camp? I thought it was a commentary on jewish concentration camps when hitler was around. But even that just seems like a stupid reference and doesn't actually say anything?
>>219574196Using the virus on him was such a dumb call. He's fucking radioactive (chemotherapy) and has been shown to be highly resistant to biological warfare at baseline due to his time being experimented on by the Russians. He's probably the only supe who would've survived a pandemic.
>>219574241It didnt even make any sense for him to get hit by the laser as he can see it and just avoid it. But maybe thats just a problem with speedsters in general. They are too OP and godlike so writers just make them incompetent because they cant nerf them in any other way.
I dont know if there will be episodes with more budget but these two episodes where borderline cw tier with their cheap locations and lighting.
>a clear cheeky pietro x-men parody superspeed scene starts rolling out>it only lasts like 10% of what those usually are on the marvel movies?????????
>>219574401Yeah they really been fucking up since season 3 where they added way more fight/superpowers scenes
>>219574366>But maybe thats just a problem with speedsters in general.It's basically impossible to write a speedster without breaking the plot. If the speedster is more than 2x the speed of whoever he's facing, then it doesn't matter how smart, strong, powerful, or clever you are if you're opponent can strip you naked, fuck you a thousand times, and then behead you before you can even react. They made a MASSIVE mistake making A Train that fast, and then having Homelander keep up with him. Because going forward, when the boys get away from Homelander or beat him, the question will be: Why didn't Homelander use his super speed to fucking kill them before they can even react? If you take the A Train speed feet at face value, then he and Homelander are unironically Faster than Light. How can the Boys who aren't even faster than a bullet supposed to even be a credible threat?
>>219574505Homelander only been shown to fly fast not run/move fast
>>219574608If he can fly that fast then he can basically just do what A Train did to Huey's girlfriend in episode 1, just fucking ram into them at like mach 300. What the fuck are they gonna do? Literally none of them will be able to react.
>>219574638Yeah its a dumb shown when it comes to powers been like that since s1
>>219574505>How can anyone stop A Train?Physically he has Super SpeedBut mentally he still thinks as slow as a
Speaking of releasing flight footage, want to hear something funny? Jack Quaid's dad, Dennis, was actually hanging out with Trump on Air Force One when Trump gave the order to bomb Iran. I think it's ironical that this show is all like ~RISE UP AND JOIN LE RESITANCE!~ when bro can't even tell off his own dad.https://x.com/tedcruz/status/2027498014701470143https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Quaid#:~:text=In%20late%20February%202026%2C%20Quaid%20was%20travelling%20on%20Air%20Force%20One%20when%20President%20Trump%20issued%20the%20final%20approval%20to%20military%20leaders%20for%20the%20bombing%20of%20Iran%2C%20launching%20the%202026%20Iran%20war.
Anyone have the gif of the black lady eating cake?
>>219574608So Homelander canonically has superspeed flight but not superspeed...? ahahahahaahahahahahahah who writes this shit
For how long has starlight been botox'd to shit? I haven't been paying attention.
>>219559490Because he hurt my feelings
>>219574196He knows how much an ambulance ride would cost.
>>219574327Yeah i was wondering the same about soldier boy radioactive body burning the virus, but they will probably say its the v-one and not the radiation
>>219559756OY VEYYOU CAN'T NOTICE THATDO NOT REDEEM GOY
>>219560088Well jews don't use shears because it doesn't taste as good
>>219563251wait wait wait, weren't they about to kill her by the end of season 4? WTF happened?
>>219557285You'd think that french faggot could stand to lose a few pounds for the role
>>219554848Didn't she fall in love with an actual nazi?
>>219558663I kinda wish they got another season they might have just went full mind broke and made Homelander install a new billionaire puppet president named Ronald Tromp who is a giant lizard pedo
>>219576176Godolkin wasn't a nazi, Homelander is the one that fucked a nazi.
>>219558451Except that's not a real headline. He's been deemed unfit to stand trial. Why make shit up when the reality is already clownish? Such a weird lateral lie, too.
>>219574721>Some folks are born named Jack Quaid>Whose dad loves sniffing Trump's poo>But when it comes time to invade Iran>Ooh, they point the cannon at *you*>It ain't me, it ain't me>I ain't no Meg Ryan's son>It ain't me, it ain't me>I ain't no fortunate oneSend Jack Quaid to Iran!
>>219555561WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIRKWE CAAAAAARRY THE FLAAAME>*gets blasted in the neck*
>>219574721It's kike-coded resistance, they make fun out of every MAGA thing except their constant cocksucking to Israel, frenchie's actor also served in the IDF back in the 2006 lebanon war, fake and gay bullshit
>>219555415I fucken knew they have some gay shit. That's why I'll skip to the season finale like last season.
I'm surprised they let Soldier Boy remain the most based character in the show.
>>219576817>*casual racism and homophabia*
>>219554848That she's basically Epstein.
>>219555415> both sidesHollywood doesnt represent anyone on any side.
>>219576864Among other things
>>219555415Female nudity is outlawed unless the actress is old and past her prime
>>219569774That's one episode my guy, the show has 40 episodes
>>219554848Just imagine her superpower is some kind of mind control/Jedi mind trick where she can make people believe whatever she says is true and she just claims it's intelligence and then the character makes total sense.
>>219558663>We all knew this bullshit was coming and they still did it with the same self assured smugness and unwarranted arrogance.and you still finance it by watching this slop LMAO
>>219554848how did her smartness become apparent in the first place? like, how is it known that she's the smartest? I watched the season she was introduced in but it was so horrible that I kept drinking until I forgot everything about it
>>219567536>Karen Fukyumomma
What was the point of keeping Rock Hard around as one of the sidemen when he literally can't shill anything and can't go fight crime either.
FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
>>219577362>keeping aroundWhat do you mean? Was he actually ivolved in any project?
I like this show but there's a hilarious lack of jewish people. They parody trumps cabinet but there all Sean Penn clones surrounding him, not a single Zionist
Also if you've seen any press junkets it's clear all the female cast members are banging a lot of coke
>>219577362how you gonna get him out bro?
>>219577362>goons himself towards deathactually the most based character on the show
>Barges in>oi, missed me ya fookin cunts? oomlanda has dun fooked me woife and kidnapped me woife son>wot if i told you we hav' a way to kill oomlanda fer good>Jesus Christ butcher you're insane, you already fucked us all over the last 4 times>yer a fookin poosy 'ughie>Alright Jesus we're in>*fast forward a few episodes later*>Fucking hell Butcher you lied to us again!>trust tha plan ya cunts>Everything goes haywire>Nothing gets accomplished, season 1 status quo is restored once again, everyone is back to square one>Repeat for four more seasons
>>219554848Why doesn't she know everything about the virus and how to make a cure or vaccine? She cured cancer when she was a kid, surely she can learn about viruses. Homelander knew.
>>219577362Why are they keeping and old member gooning in the basement of the TEENAGE kix
>>219574430It was a really shit scene
>>219555415Same reason they made all the parodies of heroes less 1:1 they are actually to afraid of being offensive to potential future employers
>>219554848This is why I don't watch modern TV shows. Everything is about race to these fucking (((writers))).
>>219559756What the fuck lol?What the hell is Seth Rogan doing there?
>>219560471>muh both sidesOne side are literal Nazi Klanmen terrorists who want to exterminate all non-Whites and make it legal to rape women.The other side just want everybody to have a good life and get along and stuff.
>>219579000>The other side just want everybody to have a good life and get along and stuff.No politician actually wants this
>>219578979why would seth rogen not be there? it's capeshit on amazon
>>219578844They literally invented identity politics and all of its evil offspring to suit their interests.
>>219576149He's Israeli
>MM is supposed to be the groups muscle>looks like a cancer patient after his 5th round of chemo
>>219579282He claimed last season that he just stopped eating junk-foodBut its pretty clear he stopped taking his TRT or whatever steroids he was doing
>>219575075holy kek
>>219576188Is that why you watch TV? To have your political feelings validated? Are you that desperate to be recognized?
Kripke is seething that Trump called off the Iran war and left all his relatives Israeli ass out there in the wind. No refunds!
>>219579562Trump totally pwned Israel by bombing its enemies.
>>219563251so thats the character motivation they came up with for the smartest person in the world. why not just copy watchmen? because she doesnt seem very smart. i get that these characters need flaws to make them writeable but damn, thats retarded.
I feel like anyone can die except hughie or starlight. I wonder if they have the balls to pull it off though
>>219579867Starlight should be killed by a relative of that innocent guy she murdered for his car
>>219579804The problem the writers have is that Sage isn’t a real character, she’s a prop. She exists to allow the plot to move forward but more importantly she exists so Homelander can be written as a fucking moron because our Trump standin can’t be smart.Homelander in S1 was conniving, making plans and executing them with a clear goal in mind. But he can’t do that anymore due to the clear mandate that Homelander must be an idiot. So Sage gets introduced to simply fill that gap.
>>219574241yeah i guess, if he wasnt the laser would still move almost instantaneously from his point of view. a laser like homelander has isnt really practical as a portable weapon anyway. too bright, and burns anything anywhere near the beam from it superheating the now ionised air that was in the path of the beam.if i were to handwave it id say he's using something more like a laser pumped plasma filament gun than a death laser.
This whole show is "PFFPPFFUCK BBBBRRBBRBRBLUMPH and his CHUD supporters" with a thin veneer of capeshit. They were never subtle about it but now they aren't even trying.
>>219557285no, terrible security.
>>219580412It's not just overt but it's also extremely halfassedA season outdated before it even releases, due to how fast Trump manages to accrue new embarassments to poke fun atAnd instead of trying to find some nuance in how the world has gotten to this state it seems satisfied in attacking the surface level characteristics with impotent parallelism and old memes
How much female nudity in the first episode?
It's actually depressing seeing starlight, she has carved up her face because of mental illlness and looks like an allien
>>219581052>looks like an allienWhy would an alien ever look this terrible?
>>219555664I was going to say no one's getting mad, but considering how many times I see retards on this site get mad at obvious jokes, there probably are people who take this blunt clownshow seriously.It's like a parody you'd see in a dystopian comedy movie.
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>>219578979could they try and be a little subtle about farming EP credits
>>219581674>>219581052Why did she do it man, she was ok looking in the first season
>>219576817I am super glad because that means he's gonna be a wildcard who doesn't trust both butcher and homelander, and he's the 2nd best character in the show before butcher these two are literally the only reason I'm still watching
>>219582156Her co-star was an asian women, so she immediately suffered a massive inferior complex and went to get cosmetic surgery.
>>219576738Lmao twitter is now cancelling due to his past
