>The movie is said to be "about a guy (Bryan, played by Austin Abrams) sent to deliver a bag that he thinks has organs in it. Then he gets stuck in the ice on the way, hits a zombie lady, gets pulled over by the cops, gets chased by a dog, gets chased by zombies that turn out to be alien zombies. [He then] meets Paul Walter Hauser, who works for Umbrella Corporation, and has to go to Raccoon City and then has to get the cure up to the 28th floor of the main building."https://comicbookmovie.com/horror/resident-evil-zach-creggers-reboot-reportedly-has-practically-nothing-to-do-with-the-games---spoilers-a227180>Make OC zombie script >Slap RE on the title>Profit? I'm sure "critics will eat this up and say how he elevated the material etc...
and this will cost how much?adapting the first movie would be so cost-effective
>>219558658>zombies that turn out to be alien zombies
>>219559763About 80 million
Who is the girl cosplaying? I still havent seen the Netflix series or the other one with the Brazilian hottie.
>>219558658>the exact same setting, bad guys and creatures>practically nothing
>>219558658How does casting a disgusting obese neckbeard nigger elevate the material?
>>219559865Claire's fraternal twin sister, Blaire
>>219559814 >zombies that turn out to be alien zombies so it’s not even bioweapons anymore, it’s just Great Value The Thing wearing an RE skin what’s next, Wesker was actually a time traveler and the T‑virus was 5G pic related is my exact expression when the third act “elevates the lore” by throwing aliens at it
As a fan of the games I don't two shits about the retarded continuity. Just put the hot Ada cosplay in the bag, faggot
I like Cregger but everything he says about this movie is baffling.
no Jill no watch
>>219560807Not happening. Only reason that kinda thing happened under Anderson was his disdain for the British film industry being "so goddamn intellectual and worthy". Casting hot men and women (like Jude Law) in his films was his way of thumbing his nose at the industry.
>>219561175Imagine being brown. What a horrible thought, always having to cope every second of your miserable subhuman life.
Why the fuck is it so hard to just adapt the cutscenes and make a faithful movie? Why does every director need to reinvent the wheel?
>>219561175 Meh, R3make Jill mogs her
>>219561414From the games? Well firstly they suck. The writing is awful. Secondly, they don't own the characters. They're under a very controlling license from Capcom.
>>219560547Wait, is he really in this shit? For fuck's sake. Shan't be watching I guess.
Honestly when it comes "nothing to do with the games" I don't trust the sources, normies think that Resident Evil is 4 onwards OR MAYBE they know about RE2, they don't know the existence of RE1 or what is even about, on Twitter there was a thread of some brazilian monkey wishing that RE1 was more focused on showing the city, outting the brown monkey that he never touched RE1.
219561175Stop giving them (You)'s
Taking a script that has nothing to do with an IP and slapping a franchise name on it and changing a few lines in the script to tie it in is a time honored tradition for video game "adaptations."
>>219561725Yes.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35538033/
B-but Barbarian is already a Resident Evil movie anyways, it starts with a mystery, it goes for terror and them ends with the protagonist fightning basically Lisa Trevor.
let him cook. he fuckin rules
>>219559865>Who is the girl cosplaying?Aruuu (Alanya Alisha)
>>219562080It's not actually that common. Most videogame adaptations have historically started out as attempts to adapt the spirit of one videogame or another, but at the same time it's common to try to use an existing film as a template. This is why Mortal Kombat is based on Enter the Dragon, for example. It's a known quantity.With the RE film, it is possible that it's a Shay Hatten script given an RE makeover, like how Ballerina was an unrelated script with John Wick words added. But it's also possible that Sony hired Shay Hatten to write something vaguely RE-ish to begin with.
>>219561990>I don't trust the sourcesWhat about the entire script that leaked. It legit has nothing to do with the games outside of the names Racoon City, Umbrella, and RPD which aren't even described as similar to the games at all
how did resident evil escape unc game status?
>>219558658The games haven't had anything to do with the games for years.
>>219562750Where is the script? The game being about a side-story in RE's world is fine by me. Now niggers saying that has nothing to do with the series I really doubt because RE0/RE1/REOutbreak lore is imense and normies don't know it enough.
>>219562304Have standards
>>219562860>the games have had anything to do with the games in years Retards like you are 100% the targeted audience for this movie
>>219558658>alien zombies I knew this was gonna shit but goddamn this is just retarded.
>>219562904Here is the 2023 draft of the script. The final movie is going to be a bit different, but it doesn't appear anything substantial has changed.https://limewire.com/d/LQpyp#JuSJZo5e1K
>Anderson's movies centre around his OC waifu with minor supporting roles for the game characters and the lightest of game plot elements included; continuity even with itself is lax>Netflix show is entirely OC other than a very OC Wesker >Welcome to Racoon City includes the most game elements but is a poor mashup of RE1&2 and has terrible casting and characterization >Cregger's film is an OC zombie film with the RE title Is it really that hard just to properly adapt the first game?
>>219561414Because you think they're doing thing in the opposite way they are actually doing them.They're creating a pitch, a plot, and a script, THEN they're looking for a franchise name to use.They're not making a movie of Franchise, they're making a making a movie and shopping for a similar Franchise whose name they can use.
>>219561175do the browns/yellows say this because they because they identify as black or because they know no one takes them seriously enough to get mad if they used their own race
>>219558658>Same co-writer as Army of the Dead (maybe one of the worst modern zombie movies ever made)>Army of the Dead also featured zombies that weren't really zombies Fuck this shit.
>>219563122Again, they don't own the game characters. The game characters will never be allowed to be main characters in any kind of serious adaptation. It has always been like this, will always be like this. The reason House of the Dead (which Paul W.S. Anderson is shooting in a few months, possibly even within the next 2 months) is using the characters from the games because he can do whatever the fuck he wants with them. Capcom have been very controlling since the 90s when it comes to their characters. So there's just no reason to use characters owned by Capcom. When they made Welcome to Raccoon City, they had to dot every i, cross every t to make sure Capcom were happy with how Leon, Chris, Claire, Jill, and Ada were portrayed.The additional dynamic is that nobody wants to "properly" adapt the first game because its plot sucks. The first RE film is what happens when you pull the first RE game apart and fix it. You fix the idiotic Wesker twist. You fix the boring mansion setting. You fix this, that, the other. And the end result is a techno-thriller where a mansion shows up in the first 10 minutes.
>>219563166This has literally never happened with RE. For example, the history of the Netflix series is known to people. Originally it was a sequel to The Final Chapter involving a new group of survivors rebuilding in a post-apocalyptic world, and towards the end of the first season Alice would show up to help.This didn't work out for various reasons. So they pivoted. They presented Netflix with two pitches. One, a retooled version of the first draft without Jovovich inspired by Omega Man. Two, a more YA oriented RE adaptation about a town controlled by Umbrella, inspired by Ginger Snaps, about a girl who is bitten by a strange dog and begins to develop strange, aggressive behavior. Netflix preferred the second pitch, feeling it aligned well with the Stranger Things audience. But Constantin liked the apocalyptic one more. So they decided to merge the two pitches.I don't think there has ever been an RE adaptation that didn't explicitly originate as an RE adaptation. The Cregger movie seemingly originated with Sony asking Shay Hatten to knock out drafts of films like Clue, Resident Evil, possibly others because they weren't sure which project they wanted Cregger to do.
>>219563122RE games have shitty writing.
The alien thing could be a mistranslation or something. The script says nothing about aliens. However, they're not zombies.
>>219563122How would you adapt Resident Evil 1 game with horror movie themes? It's a puzzle game with survival elements and some scary jumps not a linear game with story "bits" every 15 minutes like Last of Us.RE1 "plots" is just Jill going room from rooms where the plots solve itself till the moment she decides to explode a tyrant.
>>219558658>read article>source is a some random faggot on twitter>he hasn't actually seen the movie eitherit'd be great if we could segregate the internet, one for normal people and one for subhuman retards like you
>>219563492You can read the script online, it leaked months ago.
>>219558658aruu is great
>>219563291>Capcom have been very controlling since the 90s when it comes to their characters. So there's just no reason to use characters owned by Capcom.Where the fuck did you get this dumb bullshit from?
>>219558658Good
>>219558658Silent Hill had nothing to do with the games and it was fucking kino
Just give me the leaks
>>219564823Leaked script is here >>219563117
>>219564604I'm confused by your post. You've included a picture of Street Fighter from 1994, a film that Capcom co-funded and heavily meddled in. They controlled casting, release dates, major elements of the story. That's why Capcom got ongoing royalties from the film. They didn't just license it, they put up a major chunk of the budget and thus gained a lot of control.
The megamycete was aliens right, the cadou?
I think it's fine that it wants to do a story that doesn't feature the game characters and doesn't just adapt one of the games. Cool whatever have fun with it.What I dont get is why it also is not even in the same fictional continuity and has almost nothing to do even with the setting. Why are the zombies fast. Why is the Racoon City stuff happening in modern day and not 1998. Why are the monsters aliens I guess. Why is it in winter.Why make such a big deal about how big a fan of the games Cregger is if this is obviously just an unrelated zombie movie with RE attached. Why exactly can't the courier story be set in 1998 during the outbreak from the games. Why are all these RE shows and movies so fucking retarded. What's so hard about this setting that all these adaptations have to change so much shit it's borderline unrecognizable.
>>219558658The fact that there's real fags who worship this lobotomite hooknosed gargoyle>>219564295fag alert
>>219563117>something happens>"oh shit oh fuck!">repeat
>>219561414Because it would be a shit movie. Also games took more from the Anderson movies, than the movies from the games. If you want the resident evil retarded retcon heavy "lore" with clones of clones of clones, and twist after twist after twist, just watch the Anderson movies.
Sounds awesome. If you want the same story as the games, play the games
>>219560488Awful what happened to her
>>219558658>Zach Cregger's RESIDENT EVIL Reboot Reportedly Has "Practically Nothing To Do With The Games"Again?
Its utterly baffling that no one ever thought about adapting RE Outbreak as a TV showhttps://youtu.be/0HcxMvprYa0?si=9vK4-QmacdrSDHRw
>>219567067Making a period film is pointlessly expensive and nobody except nerds on the internet care about Capcom's bullshit continuity. Not even Capcom.
>>219567924Pic unrelated. The Halo TV show uses the themes, plot, characters, and a lot of material from the Halo books. It's not great, but it's actually a fairly standard kind of adaptation.
>>219560409Has none of those.
>>219567701that was return to silent hill kek
>>219558658austin abrams is sexy hot. i would watch him. also i would fugg him.
Don't give a fuck about the games, the script reads like a sequel to Slither and that's based even if it doesn't have Nigger sayer General Michael Rooker in it.
>>219560488dressing up like a child is OK when SHE does it but I wear a diaper and suddenly theres a problem?!
just adapt Romero's Resident Evil script? Making Chris a native american needs to happen, the character is awful right now and needs a rewrite desperately.
>>219571638Wesley Snipes is too old to play Barry though
>>219562275I know this might be a shitpost but that scene in Barbarian where the camera slowly zooms into the pitch black basement door was more “Resident Evil” than anything in any of the Anderson movies. A real shame Zach couldn’t just adapt the games in that style because it would have worked amazingly https://youtu.be/Ns2gRWhoE2Y
>>219563117Honestly, I liked, story seems generic but I know that the director can work it out. I would guess that some "rewrites" would add more minor lore of the actual games just to satisfy the fans.
Recently stumbled on this guy's runs, they're kino. https://youtu.be/-yY_rThbVjoI don't need a TV show that's HIV+
Jokes aside RE3R easiest to adopt because its pretty linear and makes Jill a useless damsel in distress that needs to be saved by a brazilian hunk Carlos.
>>219558658this is a dude, isnt it?
>>219571638What would be the point? What does making Redfield into a redskin add to the character?
>>219573247An actual indian or a siberain larper.
>>219560488I need a mimi in my life
>>219573247Nothing other than it’s the rewrite the character desperately needs from right now. Also means Claire would be Pocahontas so why not
>>219559814he means mexicans not space aliens
>>219564295She's so fucking hot. I hate being a simp but I would do unspeakable things to this Turkish qt.
>>219571638>Making Chris a native american needs to happen, the character is awful right now and needs a rewrite desperately.Ok Marx Schwab.
>>219574308How is it what the character needs if its also nothing?
>>219558658He's been very honest about it being an original story set in the RE universe. I heard him talk about it in an interview after Weapons came out.
>>219558658>who works for Umbrella Corporation, and has to go to Raccoon City and then has to get the cure up to the 28th floor of the main building."That sounds like it has a lot to do with the games.
>>219573282
>>219575048The OP's article is blatant clickbait trying to get outrage clicks from fans
>>219574859Current Chris is worse now shut up with the boring questions
Let's not bring aliens into Resi, come on.
>>219575101I am plenty outraged, I have never, EVER, clicked on these articles.
>>219560488Why is she sexualizing a nine year old
>>219558658Well, then a flop it is.Enjoy, hobby invader #5456131485313
>>219575314stfu weirdo
>>219558658>>The movie is said to be "about a guy (Bryan, played by Austin Abrams) sent to deliver a bag that he thinks has organs in itThe first part made me think it was going to be the the RE version of this meme, which would have been much better.
>>219575423That's honestly a good concept for a SH game
>>219575420She could check my nvme drive if you know what I mean
>>219575466If Kojima had actually made a Silent Hill, but it had the gameplay of Death Stranding.
>>219563436The thing is that RE doesn't take itself seriously but people fall for le dark and gritty setting and so confiate that with it being le serious and mature and instantly becomes good in their eyes.
>I'm not going to tell Leon's story, because Leon's story is told in the games. [Fans] already have that">In September 2025, Cregger stated he had never seen any of the previous Resident Evil films and the upcoming film will be more closely based on the video game series, particularly Resident Evil 2 (1998), Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (1999), and Resident Evil 4.Based
>>219572552>that scene in Barbarian where the camera slowly zooms into the pitch black basement door was more “Resident Evil”Is it, though? The RE games don't use that kind of horror normally. Pic related is far more spiritually in line with RE's horror. You have this well armed protagonist who is nonetheless frightened and wounded. Barbarian is how Cregger interprets RE. But RE isn't about having no ammo. It's about being armed to the teeth and knowing that this is a terrible idea, but you have to press forward.
>>219572840That would just end up being a worse, less cool rehash of Apocalypse.
>>219575048>He's been very honest about it being an original story set in the RE universe.Just bear in mind he's bare-faced lying about it being set in the game version of the universe. I really don't get why he's lying so much about the film. None of the other people involved are.
>>219575767Cregger says a lot of untrue things. A better point of reference is Resident Evil 6. Relentless action, no downtime, basically no story.
>>219575163coom
For me it’s Grace Ashcroft
>>219576057>Shitty nondescript npc-tier charactermiss me with that shit
>>219576258She’s a normal person. Not everyone needs to be a super competent special operator
>>219567792I can already tell this cunt is fucking insufferable.
>>219576258Wh-wh-why d-d-don't you shut the f-f-fuck up?
>>219567792Why does she use two commas every time?
>>219558658Why does Hollywood keep doing this? A comic in the 70's poked fun at Hollywood making shitty adaptations that had nothing to do with the source material.
>>219563291>they had to dot every i, cross every t to make sure Capcom were happy with how Leon, Chris, Claire, Jill, and Ada were portrayed.Somehow I don't believe you.
>>219560747>what’s next, Wesker was actually a time traveler and the T‑virus was 5Gwell the T in T-virus stands for time
>>219558658to be fair the original 10 movies or whatever had almost nothing to do with the games either. but also the powerfully failed netflix series had nothing to do with the games, so who can say really. either way, i don't care.
>corporations playing with another corpse of 20+ year old franchisenot my problem. dead culture
>>219575949Fans are always pretending that the games aren't a LOT like the movies.
>>219576820Nobody cares what you believe. Capcom had relatively few notes on the Netflix series. They had extensive notes on WTRC because they have veto rights with their characters. Capcom explicitly approved everything WTRC did.
>>219576779The RE movies had Umbrella build their Umbrella Prime testing facility in a Russian submarine base, showing how capital consumes even anti-capital.
>>219559763How hard is it to make a movie with a few trapped special forces people in a mansion filled with zombies? They wouldn't even need to use the underground lab or anything. As for this new movie, I'll wait and see - if they make a simple zombie flick with good effects then maybe.
should have stuck with her
>>219577225Capcom can be so retarded and yet so kino in many aspects, more so their games. You'd think the Japs would control their IPs with an iron fist, yet Capcom just don't give a fuck - maybe the money is just too good.
>>219575949>Is it, though?Yes retard, have you ever played a Resident Evil game in your life or do you just watch people play the remakes on YouTube? That clip I posted is a girl searching around for shit in a spooky area and finds a hidden item that allows her to progress into the next room, followed by a slow close up short of a door that’s leading into a pitch black point of no return. That’s about as Resident Evil 1 as it gets. Again, not a single Anderson movie has ever captured the tone of RESIDENT EVIL in the way that clip does. I’m not even hating on the movies either, I love Milla and Alice as a character. It’s just that Zach managed to capture what would look like an actual RE movie would look like in that quick clip compared to 12 hours of the jovovich movies.
>>219559763Are you paying for it?
>>219579221Resident Evil 7 maybe
>>219571061It is set in raccoon city during the umbrella outbreak anon. I've also heard there is a segment where he has to try and get the blue and green gems to unlock the door to you being a faggot.
>>219579221>That clip I posted is a girl searching around for shit in a spooky area and finds a hidden item that allows her to progress into the next room, followed by a slow close up short of a door that’s leading into a pitch black point of no return.Which is not an image found in the early games. The door transitions are not scary. Resident Evil's horror (such that it is, few of the games are actually scary) is about being heavily armed but not knowing where the next attack is coming from.In your RE example, the girl is carrying a grenade launcher and also an assault rifle. Also she's an elite police officer. Because that's what RE is. It's not a vulnerable protag with no gun staring down into a dark hole terrified of going down there.You could argue this captures the spirit of the interactive emotional experience, sure.But this actually circles around to Alice as a character in general. She's not super different to Leon or Jill or whatever. It's not very scary because RE itself was never really scary. And this is a quandry. RE feels scary to people interactively, but you have grenade launcher. You have so much ammo. None of the monsters are a serious threat. But they feel like they are. And that's challenging to capture in a film.
>>219579221>>219581685What I would argue is that the Anderson/Witt/Mulcahy films do a better job of capturing the experience of playing a Resident Evil game in the cinematic format. For example, LJ at the motel is exactly how you play a Resident Evil game. You creep down the hallway. You try the door. You peer around the corner very slowly. Then a zombie leaps at you. This is a fairly direct translation of mechanics. But does it FEEL like a game? That's harder to say.https://youtu.be/ogUYcIG09Ns?si=sLYNRxszXHENfpBA&t=131Doors in Resident Evil are not scary. It is what lies beyond them that is scary. And what lies beyond them is often pristine and well lit. That said, I feel like there is a core philosophical difference between the original Resident Evil and remake, in that the original RE and the films inspired by it understand the banality of evil. Evil isn't a dark spooky hole that makes dark spooky noises. Evil is clean and well kept. Evil is a house with the lights on. The RE1 remake arguably went totally very off the rails by transforming into generic spooky mansion stuff, and for better or worse a lot of RE game fans do look to that for what RE should be, and the films were very deliberately not that. And most RE games aren't that, either.
>>219579873Were you there? Didn't think so.
>>219579221>>219581442Honestly, what the poster is describing sounds little like early RE and sounds like RE7 instead. It's not a traditionalist RE image. It's a contemporary horror image. Barbarian is how people think Resident Evil is, as opposed to how it actually is, if that makes sense.The early RE games are more like pic related. You're crack STARS members. You are fully armed. The thing INSIDE the pitch black room should probably be scared of you. It does feel sometimes like there's an unintended conflation where people talk about the early RE games. The difference between what was actually in the games and how you felt about them as a 9 year old.
>>219558658Movies that are close to a 1:1 adaption always do better then a directors ego trip adaption.
>>219582429>Movies that are close to a 1:1 adaptionUsually suck.
>>219560488>>219573282>>219575086>>219575163>>219576047Has anyone told her she fucking sucks at cosplay, because she fucking sucks.
>>219581685>Which is not an image found in the early games. The door transitions are not scary. Resident Evil's horror (such that it is, few of the games are actually scary) is about being heavily armed but not knowing where the next attack is coming from.Stop being such a spergy autist
>>219575420She knee what she is doing and cant handle the backlash
>>219582519No, people accidentally creating revisionist narratives about the horror aesthetics of Resident Evil should have that pointed out.https://youtu.be/sTzV88Ug7jY?si=mqi1xgDS2hpbzgGz&t=2420The horror framing of Barbarian is not RE-like, it's not pulpy B-horror. It's not Romero, it's not Carpenter, it's not any of that.
>>219575101You keep saying its clickbait when you can easily read the leaked script for yourself and see that it lines up with everything we've heard about this movie. Cregger trying to act like its set in the continuity of the games is a blatant lie because his film is set in modern day. In the continuity of the games Racoon City is already a crater and Umbrella no longer exists. So its an OC story with some very general game elements (mostly the names Racoon City, RPD, and Umbrella) that doesn't align with any aspect of those things in the game.
>>219574565>>219558658with her Asian husband, i think they broke up. She is with another asian dude now.
>>219558658See, I don't have problems with an RE movie taking place in the RE universe, but not having direct ties to any of the games specifically, as long as it doesn't try to change lore. Like, I would be FINE with a moving taking place IN Raccoon City during the outbreak. I would even be okay if some of them survived and made it out, you can add lore that doesn't necessarily contradict lore. Like at one point there were only 4 survivors, Leon Claire Sherry Hunk. Then Jill and Carlos survived in 3. Then Ada returns in 4 so now we know there are at least 7. Then we Alyssa is 100% a survivor since she is in 9. So 8. Barry can show up in RE3 OG so potentially 9? That is ignoring the entire rest of the Outbreak cast, Rita, and a few others seen in Raccoon City with their fates unknown. Since Alyssa was revealed to have survived, I wouldn't care if a movie set in 98 Raccoon City showed new characters in the movie and they somehow survived. I wouldn't mind a movie set between major game events, with everything going on in the mainline games AND side games, it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to see a new story set in, I dunno, Russia, where an outbreak happens and new characters have to survive against hunters tyrants lickers etc. But changing lore to fit your monster movie is fucking stupid. Alien zombies? Changing Project W to be pure clones of one person so they all look alike? Changing the entire story and just slapping a few names and monsters on it and calling it Resident Evil? Fuck off. The animated RE movies are pretty good and I would enjoy them if they featured new characters instead of classic known ones almost as much.
>>219578675Alice's story was already kinda done in Extinction. But yea, they should have stayed in the Andersonverse and made a film set between Apocalypse and Extinction with Jovovich appearing as Alicia.
>>219559814Wasn't this a plot point in Zack Synders zombie movie series that he abandoned 1 movie and 1 prequel (with no zombies) in?
>>219584118Coincidentally, Army of the Dead and Cregger's RE are (co)written by the same person.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shay_Hatten
>>219576057>>219576345Resident Evil is such a normie franchise it hurts. And Grace isn't even well written.
>>219584167That's pretty funny>1 guy in Hollywood>sole purpose in life is to get a zombies but really alien zombies film series off the ground
>>219561414>duhhh just do da cutscenes from da game insted uv sumting new duhhhhRetard. You've already played those games and experienced those stories.
>>219560488Women deserve death.
>>219558658RE7 and Re8 objectively have little to do with the previous games
>>219558658Didn't ask, incel.
>>219561056Seriously. "The fans are going to crucify me" doesn't instill me with confidence.
>>219558658zach killed his best friend for this btw
>>219582399This is true of some of the games, but not so much for RE2 (Leon being a rookie, Claire being a civilian etc) or REmake or Zero, both games which permeate an intensely thick horror atmosphere. Of course they share action elements too, but those games are equally oppressive for the player and the player character. It's not until the end of the respective games that the characters have become 'action' heroes. Finding a balance between the two genres is still something we've yet to see properly implemented in the films. Something akin to Ripley in Aliens.
>>219562080no it's what hollywood is doing for everything it has nothing to do with vidya
Is this the fifth or sixth attempt to make films/series with the Resident Evil name? It's incredible that none of them have simply done what the fans want: adapt the games faithfully and with actors who resemble the characters?
>>219568054Or just remake the fucking game. We'll get a what, third 1 remake before Outbreak gets shit.
>>219582429Lmao no they don't
>>219586182My wife Jill :)
>>219558658Hopefully the actors play it happier and with their mouths open wider
>>219586411
>>219581490You can read the screenplay you retarded motherfucker.>>219563117It's set in present day "Raccoon City" that could be any random American town. No zombies or other monsters from the games, they're all gooey tentacle mutants straight out of The Thing. It clearly started out as a completely independent story that had the thinnest possible vidya memberberries pasted in.
>>219571342>oh god... im gonna... im gonna... PAP!>*sound of gushing rats intesifies*
why should it? an original story could be fun
>>219586567>everyone who's played the games will jizz their pants hereIs it recommended to watch with a tissue covering your dick in case of unexpected emissions? Or should we just be gooning the entire way through so that we can extract maximum pleasure from these nerd moments?
>>219563117fantastic dialogue mr. cregger
>>219586516Jill's sweaty feet in my mouth.
>>219582596>revisionist narratives about the horror aesthetics of Resident Evil should have that pointed out.What are you even talking about lol have you never played Code Veronica, there are multiple parts of the game where you are NOT “armed to the teeth” and you can even soft lock yourself out of progressing through the game because you didn’t manage your resources properly.
>>219558658>nothing to do with the gamesARGH! Third tine's the charm, ay?
>>219560488Look at those thunder legs
>>219588461Fourth, if you count the LA Netflix series that died in one season.
>>219560488I have women fatigue
>>219560488Cute!
>>219573282Guy who made this post looks like this btw, he’s a pedo from the Fishtank threads that spams her on this board all the time
>>219558658Dead on arrival, i still cannot believe that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the best resident evil movie so far. Bleak as fuck. How fucking hard is it to just use the beloved characters, design assets, sets and narrative functions to coble together at least a B movie. I am not asking for a lot here.
>>219585731He never said that, tho, that was a clickbaity article
>>219561414Because the cutscenes are retarded and would make for a shitty movie?
>>219558658i'll watch it for trevor
>>219558658Imagine her getting BLACKED
How to make your OC DO NOT STEAL Resident Evil movie, if you don't want to do a straight adaptation of the plot>take the timeframe and setting of the second game>follow other people during that time, Outbreak style>have them briefly interact with characters from the games, preferably focusing on secondary/tertiary characters like Robert Kendo or Brian Irons, so you have more leeway to make up shit that feels like it's adding to the plot of the games without shitting on them>have some freedom to introduce new virus mutations
>>219593610I saw Barbarian in the theater for Trevor and I wanted to support Zach, didn't see Weapons until it hit digital and same thing will happen with REZach is part of the elite now, he doesn't need our help
>>219567792I always wondered what happened to the holds up spork girl.
>>219571342I cannot believe this is not a deviant art porn novel.
>>219579221>not a single Anderson movie has ever captured the tone of RESIDENT EVILHe hasn't done a single resident evil movie, he has done a lot of bad matrix sequels with zombies.
>>219559814This lines up with the retarded plot of the series.
>>219593978Like that anon said it's a homage or callback or whatever you want to call it to this scene from Slither.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kAAVlpENYIf you read the script the rats swarm the Umbrella scientist he's with and crawl down her throat to infect her just like the worms in that movie.
>>219593422Welcome to Raccoon City tried that and bombed.
>/v/ermin constantly seething about muh 1:1 adaptationstop lel
>>219597904>Welcome to Raccoon City tried
>>219597964On the contrary, I love watching incompetent filmoids bomb when they try to adapt things for their inferior artform.
