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star trek sex with shran
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qrd on the Antelope Women?
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>it took reddit loser memeia to get people to recognize voyager for the kino it is
hmm.
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>>219559338
>grabs your balls
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>>219559489
I'm the anon who spams Warship Janeway tho
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Reminder that the fact that they didn’t catch up with Voyager within a day means they had a total civilizational collapse.
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>>219559371
They run Twitch
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>>219559564
This must have looked amazing if you were a child in the 60’s or 70’s.
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>>219559895
Honestly, I doubt it
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>>219559895
That’s the remastered version they released after adding CGI, as was the style at the time
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>>219559489
Perhaps because it isn't kino.
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>>219555463
>>219555783
I read the Planet of the Apes crossover comic and it was neat. The Primate Directive.
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>>219559785
Heh.
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>Pocket Books steamrolling their old post-series DS9 continuity with a new Jake novel making sure to let you know that his dad never, ever came back
It shouldn't upset me, but it does
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>>219559564
FUCK YOU
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>>219559881
How far we have come from our evolutionary gooner roots.
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>>219560092
The last 5 minutes of DS9 aren’t canon
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>>219560005
Lies!
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>>219559338
My favorite? CODE OF HONOR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3p3r3xDUA
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>>219559976
https://youtu.be/8N0OvJOXJy0?t=49
It looked shit in both versions.
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>>219560367
>$20 for two episodes on VHS when minimum wage was like $3.00
Diabolical
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>>219561096
Well that was columbia house for you
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>>219561096
My sister's ex had (has?) the entire tng on tape, AND the official cardboard display stand that was big enough to hold the literal dozens of tapes. It was the size of a medium bookshelf. He was by far the best of all my sister's ex-husbands.
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>>219561157
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>>219561096
Real wage has basically stayed the same for 40 years. So $20 in 1987 would be like paying $60 now
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>>219561096
And then Paramount Home Video were selling the individual episodes for $15 per tape.
If it's any consolation, the DVD sets came out much cheaper, cost per episode that is, and the blu-rays too.
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>>219561252
You can buy a 100 hour video game for less than $60 now. But I guess Trekkies in the 1990s were STEM majors and wealthier than John Wagie.
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>>219561157
Why is her left elbow joint so strangely lit? Did she have a light source on her bum?
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>>219561352
There’s literally enough freeslop to keep you occupied for the amount of time you should be spending per day consuming media for the rest of your life
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>>219561245
I would watch that
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Kira Nerys
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>can't afford to make a set for your giant spaceship's engineering section
>film it in a Budweiser plant instead
Genius!
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>>219561757
this pic make Ferengi actually look like scary aliens
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>>219561337
I love how each season had its own cover art
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>>219561757
that's leeta
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>>219561337
Actually i think this was columbia house
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>>219562106
just testing you
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>>219562096
So much more soul than thumbnails on a streaming service.
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>>219562109
Columbia House was the two-episode tapes you had to order through the mail
Paramount's own home video distribution was the single-episode tapes you bought at your local store
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>>219562443
ah
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>>219562106
They do both have a similar look
I've often wondered if they cast for specific physiognomy when it comes to particular races, like, seeing this Vulcan had me thinking "she has an especially Vulcan mouth" but what does that even mean really, is that just how her face is or does she look that way from having tensed up facial muscles
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>In 2022 AxiomVFX developed 110 unique characters for an exclusive Star Trek NFT collection, leveraging Metahuman technology to ensure authenticity. Each character featured custom facial features, hairstyles, and expressions, alongside meticulously recreated Starfleet uniforms for visual accuracy.
What
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>>219563014
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>>219563014
NFTs will be worth something when covidcore nostalgia hits in the 2040s.. but these I think are safely valueless. Like my Zach Bell trading cards
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>>219563154
Read: someone will try to scam gullible people with them again using nostalgia as a pretext
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>>219563308
It’s as much as scam as flipping Pokemon cards is a scam. Everyone knows they’re playing musical chairs
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>>219563014
I was so happy that NFTs dies in their infancy. The public may be stupid but they aren't THAT stupid. Then Stanley Cups and Labubus blew up in popularity the next year.
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You know, back when I was in the academy, we would follow every toast with a song!
(Klingon singing)
Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all!
Come cheer up, my lads
Come cheer up, my lads
Tis better to have loved and lost
Tis better to have loved and lost
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Than never to have loved at all
Of the Federation starship
Come cheer up, my lads
Come cheer up, my lads
Tis better to have loved and lost
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
One seven three four six seven three two
One four seven six charlie three two seven
Eight nine seven seven seven six four three
Tango seven three two victor seven three
One one seven eight eight eight seven three
Two four seven six seven eight nine seven
Six four three seven six lock
When I have plucked the rose
Tea, Earl grey, hot
Longing still, for that which longer nurses the disease
In faith, I do not love thee
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
When I have plucked the rose
Plucked the rose
Longing still, for that which longer nurses the disease
In faith, I do not love thee
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Tis better to have loved and lost (ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)
Than never to have loved at all (ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)
Come cheer up, my lads (ba-ba)
Come cheer up, my lads (ba-ba)
Tis better to have loved and lost (ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Incredibly unbroken sentence
Moving from topic to topic
No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnptic
Incredibly unbroken sentence]
Moving from topic to topic
No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic
(Klingon singing)
That's an interesting twist
Hmm
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>>219563442
His compositing in that video still blows me away
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Favorite Klingon episode? For me, it's Once More Unto the Breach
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>>219563539
It’s kinda weird how not only was he the perfect person to make that whole video but he actually did make it. All of it.
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>>219563607
Quark get snu-snu
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Oh God, the DS9 'sode where Alexander returns and makes a fool of himself hits too close to home. I was such an autistic klutz growing up, terrible at every physical activity.
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>>219563904
>Alexander is canonically 8 years old in that sode
Need a version of this with Worf and Alexander
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>>219563607
Rightful Heir for me
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>>219563904
Speaking of 'eens, I've been thinking a lot lately about the time Jake had to hang out in the mirror universe and mirror Nog kept shitting on him. That was a fun one.
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>>219564009
The arbitrary aging or gestation times of aliens always makes me lol. Alexander and Naomi aging super fast in order for their shows to add new kid characters, Bajorans have a slightly shorter gestation period in order for Kira to be required to carry Kirayoshi to term, etc.
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>>219564336
Vulcans and Klingons both living way over a century so they can reprise characters from TOS in TNG and DS9...
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I don't know why I didn't appreciate the character this much on prior rewatches but I really like Pulaski. Muldaur gives a wonderful performance. I wonder what the show would have been like if she stayed on instead of McFadden coming back. They never really knew what to do with that character.
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What the fuck is wrong with Harry
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finished ds9. sad it's over because the show had some peak moments. hopefully there are at least a few cameos in voyager
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>>219565034
There are cameos, but if it's DS9 you want, savour the first episode
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>>219564629
Pulaski was the only one who ever befriended Worf
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>>219563014
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damn shades of gray is such an ass episode. wtf is this an anime filler ep? has to be the wost season finale in all of trek
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>>219559338
tfw no Yahweh episode
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>>219567435
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier was a good message toward Abrahamics.

Destroys their Divine Command Theory of Morality.
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>>219567435
I don't think Roddenberry was jewish.
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>>219567435
>The goy is limited. Adversarial.
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>>219567435
There's a sequel to this episode:
Episode 1 of Star Trek Continues:
"Pilgrim of Eternity"
https://youtu.be/3G-ziTBAkbQ
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My fellow monoforms, don't you think we should send reparations to the Dominion as an apology for Section 31's actions?
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>>219567435
Even TAS had a Satan episode
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Lol Garak screaming to Bashir "IM SUCH A GOOD GUY!!!!"

when he admits that he let them go lol.
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Bashir and Garak. That's a strong friendship.
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>>219568708
All I know is, the Dominion has stood for over 2000 years and us inferior solids have no right to question that.
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>>219564641
He "had a girl back home"
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>>219569498
What happens in the Delta stays in the Delta.
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>>219569498
>tries to get laid and ends up relentlessly manipulated and tormented
>stays chaste and misses out on hot consensual sex with a borg supermodel
Punished Harry
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I love Kira so much, bros.
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>>219570609
>tfw we'll never see kira's gigantic bunda in HD
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>>219570275
at least he got to fuck that one alien, even tho he got a telepathic space STD
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What was Seska planning to do as a Romulan?
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>>219570275
Does this era of Trek's phasers still have the "vaporize into nothing" setting like the Wraith of Khan ones did? I only ever seen them stun folks.
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>>219563539
Based faggotron
No I will not call him Pogo
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>>219570972
star fleet made the "burn all their skin off then make their head explode" setting illegal after season 1 of TNG
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>>219570972
yeah they do but only bad guys like Garak do that
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>There are reports that Bajor is charging fees to ships going through the wormhole -- They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! Gul DUKAT
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>>219570609
Why are DS9 screen caps always so dark to the point that it's sometimes too hard to know what you're looking at?
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>>219570972
In one DS9 ep we see that they have like 20 levels they can be set to. I assume the highest settings can completely atomize people like in TOS, though off the top of my head we only see non-Starfleet weapons do that in the TNG-DS9-VOY era.
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>BREAKING: Gul Dukat is reportedly going PSYCHOTIC, lashing out at hallucinations and everyone around him.

>He knows something BIG is coming.
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>>219561096
I made $3.35 an hour back in the 80s, people like me didn't order the expensive tapes, "wealthy" middle-class manager type people making 12 - 15 bucks an hour did, if I had wanted a tape of TNG I would have bought a blank tape for $1.79 and recorded like 4 episodes on it for free off the air
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>>219563014
>>219563074
Can you use them on a shared spaceship like in Second Life?
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5 million cigarettes
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>I know why Major Kira, Benjamin, Odo, and The Federation have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Bajor, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have Terok Nor — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off space stations, lost their starships, and aren’t even invited to Cardassia because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some ‘free’ and cheap sympathy.
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>>219571571
>>219571430
>>219571312
jej
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Dukat should've studied Earth history and learned about the N-word and the power it holds.
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>Tuesday will be Gul Dukat Day, and Deliverance Day, all wrapped up in one, on Bajor. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' wormhole, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to the True Prophets.
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>A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the Alpha Quadrant. 50 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. Cardassia Bless the Great People of Bajor!
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>>219571670
>hi def dukat
wtf
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>>219571526
I did the math, and apparently I smoked about 182,500 cigarettes before I finally quit.
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>>219571526
I've got faith of the heart that Orville S4 will happen
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>>219571771
that's insane
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>>219571809
/nu/trek's ongoing embarrassing death will hopefully further motivate seth to become available for season 4
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>>219571727
They remastered some footage for the documentary
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>>219571875
oh so they can remaster a couple shots for behr's gay vanity movie but can't just remaster the show, that's great
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>>219571771
I smoked roughly a pack a day for 13 years and apparently that's only around 94,900 and that number seems lower than it should be.
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>>219571933
The fact that Paramount is now burning so much cash on these NuTrek flops while also refusing to fund a DS9 or VOY remaster is just comical.
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My grandma smoked a pack a day and she died from brain cancer in her mid 50s. True story.
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>>219572030
my great grandma did the same and lived to be 100, true story
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>>219571979
My number was based on the same rate, but for 25 years.
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>>219572068
Except unlike you I'm not lying, true story.
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>>219572131
i'm genuinely not but obviously you have no way of knowing that, so you can just choose not to believe it. it's all genetics anyway, some people can survive anything and live to be ridiculously old and other people get sick for no reason at all
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>>219572074
Well good for both of us for not doing it anymore. It's a vile habit.
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>>219572247
Right?
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>>219572232
t. coping addict
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>>219572346
i don't even smoke
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>>219571571
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>>219572068
My grandma smoked like a chimney even as she was breathing out of an oxygen tank.
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>>219573182
I guess tbf she was fucked at that point anyway.
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Why do people say early TNG is bad? So far I've liked it, there's conflict, there's some interesting dilemmas. If anything it's Wesley that I don't like, especially because he didn't bang the girl on that planet where everyone just wants to have sex.
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>>219573479
The negative qualities of the early seasons are pretty exaggerated but it's an acquired taste for some people. It feels like a live action cartoon at times.
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>>219573479
It's got that Dementia Roddenberry touch, which personally I find fascinating.
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>>219573732
Maybe it's because I started with TOS, but so far it's alright. Early Riker reminds me of Kirk overall and I wonder if they casted someone who looked like Shatner. Overall the TNG crew feels more colorful, even though the OG trio Kirk/Spock/McCoy is what kept me hooked during TOS (also loved the McCoy cameo).
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>>219572030
>died from a cancer unrelated to smoking
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>>219568708
Federation started the war btw
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>new lifeform when it slightly inconveniences a woman
:/
>new lifeform when it kills 15,000 colonists
:0
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>Brothers! Every time her face pops on screen my will to live plummets. its like... its like she knows... its like she does it on purpose. she mocks me, she mocks my weakness. send help as I dont know how long fortitude lasts. over and out.
4 more episodes.
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>>219561757
Ops when all the senior staff are on the Defiant
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>>219571352
Because the bloody cardies like low lighting
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>>219571399
Weyoun 4 is vaporized by a Starfleet Type-3 phaser
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>>219559338
PLASMA COILS
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>Look! She done the funneh face again! how can she do it?!?!
>Yeah, she got what it takes, she got that star factor in her!
-two old stinky cunt feminist somewhere on a disney set ~2024
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>>219572016
They hate everything that’s not perfectly catered to their exact tastes
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gay klingon in a skirt
thats my kind of dessert ;)
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>>219580814
>Today is a good gay to die
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it's a duras sisters episode
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>>219580933
would
was old school star trek basically just memes and baiting nerds into all kinds of funny 'would' reactions???

maybe I should watch them all.
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Since Trek left Netflix, I've been watching Stargate. It just doesn't hit the same though.
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>>219580933
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>>219581403
How far have you gotten? It's definitely different from Trek but it rules.
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oops I failed the spoiler thing. I blame women and adhd and reddit.
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>>219579143
>smoke going into your nasal cavity has no effect on the brain i swear
>t. fucking retard
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>>219581975
No one said StarGate was a good replacement for Trek.
It's good as its own thing
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>>219582283
No science to support that statement also who tf smokes their their nostrils. Guys in movies from the 1950s exclusively I reckon
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>>219580814
A crossdressing black Klingon named Jay-Den who was abandoned by his gay dads is a bit from a right wing podcast circa 2016.
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>>219582635
proof?
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>>219582635
Everything NuTrek has done I would do as a joke
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>>219582635
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>>219559338
I got to say, on first watch I definetly preferred DS9 to VOY, but on rewatch, I find VOY a good deal more easy to casualwatch. Its not actually better, I think DS9 generally is, but it has a real nice passive entertainment value. just very comfy.
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>>219582635
this must be a parody.
the feminists and gays and jews are flexing and making fun of us.
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>>219582635
I kneel
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>>219582922
>>219583079
Every NuTrek clip and screenshot posted here looks like a high budget SNL skit. The characters all act like they’re in a Star Trek parody as well considering nobody takes any threat seriously.
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>>219582922
The whole enterprise (heh) was irredeemably retarded from the start with the protagonist of Discovery being Spock's never before mentioned brilliant yet troubled human foster sister with a boy's name who turns out to save the universe so hard everyone needs to agree to retcon her out of it like some sort of tragic, noble sacrifice.
That's some fucking insane fanfiction-tier literal Mary Sue shit. How do they create something so obnoxious and not notice what they're doing in the process?
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>>219583025
You are seeing what Berman saw
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>alien warlord steals Kes' body
>tries to fuck every man he interacts with
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>>219583313
>the gay community disliked your post
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>>219580774
Sounds like fascism... of the faggitty leftist kind.
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>>219579766
I love that Worf was the one to advocate for abortion
>Obviously the pregnancy must be terminated...
>I'm going to have this baby.
>KILL IT NOW VACUUM IT UP NOW #HERBODYHERCHOICE
>Is anyone listening I want this ba-
>GET THE FUCKING BAT'LETH I'LL DO IT MYSELF!
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>>219580587
Lame excuse for poor lighting.
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>>219583833
Worf was right for seeing a spontaneous alien pregnancy as a potential security risk. That was the whole plot of Alien.
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>>219559338
Would you a Lyran?
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>>219584076
Yiff in hell, furfag.
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>>219572016
Shit, I never thought of that...
>The budget for remastering Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG) into high-definition (HD) is reported to be between $12 million and over $20 million
>Estimates suggest the restoration cost approximately $70,000 per episode
>While the Blu-ray releases were highly successful, sales barely covered the high costs of the remastering project. The decline in physical media sales made it difficult for CBS to fully capitalize on the massive investment, and it is frequently cited as the reason why similar, more complex remasters for Deep Space Nine (DS9) and Voyager have not been undertaken
Meanwhile:
>Star Trek: Discovery has one of the highest budgets in television history, estimated at $8–$8.5 million per episode for its early seasons
>Star Trek: Strange New Worlds has an estimated production budget of approximately $7 million to over $10 million per episode
>Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is reported to have a high production budget of approximately $10 to $13 million per episode
Fucking hell
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>>219583211
I still can't get over the fact that Paramount made a real version of Mary Sue for STD. It still makes me laugh, to this day.
HERE'S THE ORIGINAL MARY SUE STORY (A Trekkie's Tale, written in 1973 as a parody of, usually female authored, Trek fanfics) for shits n' gigs:
>"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her.

>"Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"

>"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"

>"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."

>Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"

>"The Captain told me to."

>"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."

>Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.

>But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
>However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Enterprise.
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>>219563607
Enterprise S02E19 "Judgement"
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>>219584095
Is that a Star Trek Wojack right there ready for the taking and we haven't been using it
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>>219584095
>Tralfamadorian
There's a name I haven't heard in many years...
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>>219584095
>Rigel has at least 37 planets
Most ridiculous part of the story.
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>calling yourself a trekkie in 2026
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>>219579766
My favorite part is when they reveal that Troi is pregnant, and Riker is genuinely pissed off, that someone else but him knocked up Troi.
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>>219581403
Stargate is literally better in every way.
>Shits all over the idea of prime directive
>Clear progress of the human race across all seasons, turning them from underdog into one of the main powers in the galaxy
>Main female character that's actually usefull.
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>>219581425
>but your fingers are touching
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Name a grayer character in Star Trek.
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>>219559895
We had Pong, so yeah.
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>>219584091
DS9 and VOY deserve so much better than the DVD sets Paramount farted out over a weekend. Picture and audio quality are below average, even for DVD. Hardly any bobus features. Even the menus are bare minimum effort. It's especially disappointing after the white glove treatment the first two series got.
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>>219584992
Barash
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>>219584992
Seven of 9 and Raffi.
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The Prime Directive is so retarded. Now excuse me while I give these people medicine, boats, and guns.
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what is the best star trek game? technically off topic for /tv/ but I doubt /v/ will give a shit
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>>219585418
/v/ has more civil Star Trek threads than /tv/ a lot of the time. But most Star Trek games are your standard licensed slop from the 1990s that aren't worth remembering.
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>be me
>watched tos tng and ds9 many times
>never watched voy
>got my gf into trek, started with random good tng and tos eps and then we watched all of ds9
>she craves more trek, we start watching voy
>Loving janeway's wild antics
>last night bring over pizza, we're gonna watch an EP or two
>Beforehand I suggest we get high, pull out the vape
>"Fucking synthahol? Put that shit away" she says as she pulls out a neatly rolled joint
love this woman bros, and I never knew how much voyager fucking whipped either.
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>>219585609
nice blog faggot
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>>219585346
Pretty sure I read something where this tribe has a coming of age ritual where they make preteen boys eat cum. Or was that somewhere else?
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>>219585657
you're thinking of hollywood
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>>219585649
Okay fine I'll discuss trek
I think it's fucked up that Janeway killed Tuvix and everyone else just went along with it. Of course we have to return to the status quo but God damn.
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>>219585699
It’s a double standard. If African tribespeople can do it we shouldn’t get mad when my boi Epstein does the same thing
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>>219585717
what a brave opinion
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>>219585056
I can understand the reasoning for not remastering them, since it'd involve remaking so much stuff from scratch, but the fact nu-Trek's budget would pay for that multiple times over has awakened an extra layer of anger within me. No way these new shows are profitable, if the remasters weren't either, so be it, at least Star Trek wouldn't be a laughing stock.
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>>219585717
It's always creepy to me when there is absolutely 0 dissent among the crew. There should've been 1 or 2 minor crewmen who disagreed about murdering Tuvix, as well as a handful of crewmen who decide to stay behind in The 37s.
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>>219570275
>7 wants sex, Harry runs away
>Klingon female wants sex, Harry runs away
>Tuvok cucks him with his hologf
>An entire planet of horny women wants sex, Harry runs away
>alternate timeline earth gf wants sex, Harry hijacks a runabout to run away
>Harry's parents call to ask why he hasn't got a gf
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>>219569498
According to searchtrek.org Libby is never again mentioned after season 2.
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>>219570972
They can still melt rock and shit with them so I imagine vaporizing flesh would happen on that setting
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>>219580637
Ah right, they hand the Jem'Hadar rifles from the Defiant's armory.
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>long conversation in one take
>one of Dukat's lines is randomly ADR'd
I wonder what was wrong with it, his lips seemed to match what he was saying
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Autistic editors who add nuTrek to Memory Alpha BETRAYED THEIR UNIFORM and shouldn't call themselves Trekkies. I don't want to see this vile, spiteful slop when I want to look up every 'sode a guest character appears in. Kurtzman Trek is unethical; it's immoral.
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>>219586180
I don't want to see nutrek in /trek/ but you retarded newfags literally have nothing to say about actual Star Trek so you constantly post screenshots of Twitter and shit like this
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>>219582635
>>219580322
>>219580814
reminder this is canon.

how my fellow trekkies cope? I simply dont admit to it or talk about start trek irl. I am also extremely judgemental when I meet fellow trekkies. I mean I know them pretty well and there is not much to like. Star wars faggots are still the asbolute worst.
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>>219584280
Is it though? Wouldn't a star much larger than our own have many more planets?
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>>219586018
Suspicious
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>>219586363
makes sense to me
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>>219585854
>wdym i can’t use the holodeck to blow off steam because ChatGPT doc is watching his holographic ChatGPT daughter die? I don’t understand can’t he just run the program it in the background?
>huh? Another nebula?
>why won’t she shut down the holodeck, when they’re about to be burned alive? Because it could decompile her goon program? Wtf
>smuggling telepaths through another species’ territory? What? Why? I just want to go home.
>*passes Neelix in the hallway dressed like a Ferengi*
>shes sending our ChatGPT doc to the alpha quadrant to work out his daddy issues? Why?
>huh? Another nebula?
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I propose we start calling the EMH Grok Doc.
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>Yoo you watch star strek? I heard about it. I like terminator.
'ok peasant.' seriously, how and what am I supposed to react to that nonsense
>>219585609
this story is gay and worse than starfleet academy.

reminder we do not tolerate furries around these parts.
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>>219586180
I remember there was an editors war on Memory Alpha in regards to handle Picard and Data’s pages in the wake of PIC.
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>>219586180
Because they're obligated to use their latest appearance, so many entries now have cameo appearances from Lower Decks as their photo and it drives me crazy
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>>219584076
duh.
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>>219586302
-2 credits deducted from your social score
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Been playing Star Trek Online and finally got to the Iconian War arc and...they're fucking lame, just the most generic and one dimensional villains possible.
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Calling it 'nutrek' instead of simply accepting it as part of the expanding star trek universe is incel coded behaviour.
If you call the new trek 'nutrek' we should call the old trek 'boomertrek' because its the collection of outdated fascist ideas and male powerfantasy.
academy is like star trek meets harry potter and I love it.
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>>219587161
Pretending to be woke is the most tedious and unfunny shit you can do on the internet.
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>>219587204
it's the 2nd most behind saving pictures of nutrek to your phone so you can post them in /trek/ and virtual signal about being mad about it
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>>219587225
virtue*
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>its like space harry potter
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>>219587336
that's weird cuz I've read 2 instances of Bob Blackman actually redesigning costumes with comfort in mind. one is when he re-did the Cardassian uniforms so that they would be able to cast fat people as Cardies and then when they redesigned Kira's uniform and made the catsuit so it wasn't so puffy and stupid looking
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When was the Star Trek intro changed from "where no man has gone before" to "where no one has gone before"? Was it from a comic, or slipped into the outro of one of the feature films?
In any case, I'm pretty sure that was the first whisper of the property's slow decline into nuTrek, most likely in response to the caterwauling of some proto-alphabet feminist group.
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>>219587161
>lako peep
Jesus I haven't seen this guy in a long time...
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>>219587472
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>>219587472
TNG started it. Kirk says "were no man... where no ONE, has gone before" at the end of The Undiscovered Country but that was long after TNG had started.
It's nice that Enterprise kept it as "no man", although he says "no human" once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwM0kJxMWuA
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>>219587697
"no one" is better because it includes all non-humans so it's not like they're going where some ayys have already gone either.
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>>219587629
>I didn't pay any attention to women
lmao Gene you sneak
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>>219587741
But they regularly find aliens where they are going, interpreting "no one" to include all aliens is retarded
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>>219587789
there are hundreds of alien races in the Federadtion nd the Enterprise is exploring new shit even none of them have ever seen before. if there are aliens where they get to they will be something no ONE has ever encountered before that. it makes perfect sense.
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>when the occupation liberates you from the caste system
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isnt it wierd how nutrek fans always hate the source material.
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>>219583079
>the feminists and gays and jews are flexing and making fun of us.
Too bad no one watched it.
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>>219587401
Just a cursory glance at the later seasons of TNG shows their uniforms are way more form fitting on the women than the men.
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>>219584091
Didn't someone run the math for SFA and figured that Paramount spent $2,500 per viewer?
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>>219587858
How will historians even record it
>and um because of how we all had to band together against the occupiers the caste system naturally went away, through no one’s efforts but our own
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>>219587937
that's fine but he is capable of making comfy form-fitting uniforms because that was the whole idea behind Kira's catsuit. she actually asked him to change it so she could move around better.
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>>219587838
You're moving goalposts now
"All non-humans" in the Federation: sure
"All non-humans" with no mention of the Federation: lmao no
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>>219588036
i'm not moving goal posts I said exactly what I meant. "no one that we know of so far" doesn't work as a slogan and it's fucking implied already because the entire mission of the Enterprise is to explore the unknown.if
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>>219588053
Such is life as the most handsome hologram in the quadrant
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Why would they describe her like that? It isn’t even part of the story. Synopsis AI doing that chick dirty
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>>219588096
>I said exactly what I meant
You didn't convey what you meant very well at all
>it's not like they're going where some ayys have already gone
They's going where plenty of ayys have already gone
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>>219588176
>You didn't convey what you meant very well at all
i did you just tried to argue with something i wasn't arguing about now you're butthurt.
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>>219587937
You can probably count the number of times they've used a telephoto lens on TNG with one hand...
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>>219588198
I'm sure you believe that.
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>>219588279
i accept your concession
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>>219585865
Poor dumb Harry.
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>>219587893
To be fair, TOS is unwatchable this days.
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Wake up in the morning and what do I see?
Bajoran insurgency!
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>>219585418
Elite Force 1 and 2. Armada. Away Team.
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>>219571116
>Question this Remmick you FUCK!
>Whoa, Captain, you took out the mother parasite!
>Mother parasite?
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Voyager would've looked good in cinemascope
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Not the pic I meant to post, lol
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>This sick fucker seeks peaceful co-existence! SET PHASERS TO INCINERATE!
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>>219589148
>Picard's fw he learnt that an *ndian was Chief Engineer
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>>219589148
I bring you love!
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>>219589381
>It's bringing love, sir. I suggest using photon torpedoes, full spread.
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>>219585418
Are we allowed to discuss Trek in other mediums? I would think so. /co/ discusses comic book adaptions after all.
You might get a Trek thread on /v/ but we'll never get one on /lit/.
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>>219590049
The only Star Trek book I've read is the Fgirst Contact novel I was given when I asked for the DVD for Christmas...
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>>219590049
we talk about it sometimes but sometimes a fag mass reports and a janny complies because its technically not tv
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>>219588679
Yes...Yes... We should all reject the SWM "fascism" of Star Trek of the past, and learn to accept and respect the new, improved, faggitty leftist fascism of the new world alphabet Trek... right?

Well, how about... No?
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>>219589050
You'd barely need a cloaking device in deep space. Unless there was a sun nearby all you'd need to do is turn your external lights off and you'd be virtually invisible.
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>>219591312
What about sonar? Checkmate retard.
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4chan conservativism is so passé.
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>>219591820
It’s just that one weirdo that keeps spelling faggot with an “i”.
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>>219591820
>passé
>>219592092
>keeps spelling faggot with an “i”. -and somehow thats a problem

dunno but everyone sounds like a faggot here
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>>219591062
So instead of new slop, you prefer old slop. Boomer energy.
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>>219591312
they have sensors beyond visable light but its best not to think of things like why they can track a warp trail across sectors but not if the ship was cloaked.
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>>219592181
hahaha checkmate I hate the new slop with burning passion
but I also dont like the old trek. its cringe and boring and unpleasant to lookt at.

I love the millenial trek the most.
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>>219592181
>So instead of new slop, you prefer old slop.
Nta but yes
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>>219592383
cardassians look more humanoid than niggers do
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>>219592181
No man likes the "new slop", faggit.
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>>219592324
I can respect that.
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>>219592524
I don't like Discovery, Picard and SA. But I do like SNW and Lower Decks. So it's 40% positive for me.
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>>219591496
>audio detection
>in space
Alrighty then.
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>>219592871
SNW is the least offensive of the bunch. But it still suffers from brainrot dialogue that will age terribly.
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>>219592871
>it's 40% positive for me.
I hear they make a pill for that now.
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>>219592871
>So it's 40% positive for me.
so its the same as you are with your gender. you like having nipples, you like having an asshole but not the dick n ballz. 40% positive.
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>>219587937
Which one is the woman? It's so hard to tell.
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>he calls it "Discovery" instead of STD
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>lower decks
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>>219593349
00s Burger King toy quality
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>>219593424
The vast majority of Star Trek toys have been Chink sweatshop garbage. All the high end figures are top dollar.
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>>219592524
Pretty sure she likes TOS.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9xGCJwcrQUw
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>>219593384
Oh no, they made fun of a boomer who never did anything note worthy after 1969.
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>>219593424
genuinely what is that? I remember I had one when I was a kid that apparently was my favorite toy, but I have no idea what or where it came from
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>>219593070
>But it still suffers from brainrot dialogue that will age terribly.
Yes, I can agree with that, even though I still like it.
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>>219591820
>Limp-wristed typing style
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>>219594966
Cousin Skeeter
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>>219594941
>he thinks that's what's going on
the estrogen has poisoned your brain
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>>219592871
40% was also the average exam score for the NuTrek writers in college
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>>219584095
Crazy that 50 years later the vast majority of fanfics are still exactly like this
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Was DS9 really the impetus of long form serialized tv storytelling? In discussion circles I hear a lot that that kind of thing wasn't really done before on network tv, and while I'd like to believe that star trek laid the groundwork for something like the sopranos to be made, it feels a little far fetched
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>Star Trek fans created "slashficks" with Spock x Kirk
>Now they hate how gay the show is.

YOU did this. YOU.
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>>219595574
I mean Homocide LotS was doing that at the same time (1993), and episodes were much more connected than DS9
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>>219594941
>Everything Shatner did that I haven’t seen is bad
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>>219595592
The slashficks were inspired by how gay the show was. But the Spirk scenes didn’t hijack the narrative and fanbase like all the Alphabet shit in NuTrek. The message went from “Star Trek has something for everyone *wink wink*” to “Dear str**ght “people”, Star Trek was never for you!”
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>>219595592
Gay "fans" did that.
Most Trek fans are not gay.
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>>219595574
Ever heard of a soap opera?
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>>219595574
There were plenty of precedents (Twin Peaks, X-Files, Babylon 5, hell even soap operas could count) but DS9 certainly took a risk bringing it to a major existing franchise and an even bigger risk doing it in syndication.
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>>219595708
>The slashficks were inspired by how gay the show was.
>>219595730
>Most Trek fans are not gay.
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>>219595730
>Gay "fans"
Mostly straight ugly femcels
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>>219595574
I usually see Twin Peaks credited as the forefather of serialized television, though DS9 is definitely an early runner I think especially for sci-fi/fantasy.
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>>219595574
soap operas friend
on primetime: hill street blues' first episode was in 1980, dallas, 1979
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>>219581495
Underrated
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New

>>219596128
>>219596128
>>219596128
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>>219595708
It never ceases to amaze me how fags can’t understand how men can be friends and not be in a sexual relationship.

>Kirk and Spock are friends, they must be gay
>Sam and Frodo have gone through a terrible journey, they must be gay
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>>219596279
A consequence of our hypersexualized and socially anarchic culture
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>>219593349
>ages 17+
huh?
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>>219593349
>>219593688
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>>219585725
>we shouldn’t get mad when my boi Epstein does the same thing
he was the faceman for a mossad plot to control the US government though
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>>219601040
Based



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