S1 of Andromeda for free on YouTube I hope this cures my depression.
>>219564126I finished s1 recently, comfy show
>>219565122I watched a bit of it more than a decade ago, but never really got into it. I have a feeling though that I'm gonna really enjoy it. Just washing my favorite Sea of Thieves streamer atm but then I'll crack into Andromeda
>>219564126Kevin Sorbo was too good for slop like Andromeda.
>>219564126sorbo is based
bunp
That is the only good season before Sorbo kicked the showrunner out.
>>219568739Please don't let that be true
Mmm... Kevin.
>>219564126The whole thing's been free on tubi and other free platforms for years.
>>219569940Sadly it's true. Sorbo and his ego thought he could do a better job deciding the plot of the show. Turns out he was wrong.
>>219571126I don't have Tubi
>>219571201No, please tell me it ain't so!
>>219571240I can't. He had the show's creator kicked and all the nuanced complexity of his character was dropped so he could become some brainless chad captain who banged a new space babe each week.
>>219571207It's free
>Robert Hewitt Wolfe would later claim on his tumblr blog that Trance's color discrepancy was because "Tribune and Fireworks thought the purple version of Trance was too cute and not 'fuckable enough'" and that "they wanted her to be sexier and seem older".Lol
>>219565247but he was an executive producer anon
>>219564126Kino
>>219571936Grape Trance is best
>>219569989I thought he was buff as hell when I was a kid
>>219571449>tv show produced by me, written by me, starring me
>>219569989Kind of funny how this physique was acceptable as one of the strongest Greek demi-gods. Imagine the roided up monstrosity he'd be if they made the same show today.
>>219569989what do his cummies taste like bros
>>219571565Does it have commercials?
>>219582267T'maters
Hercules in SPAAAACE
>>219564126When I got fired two years ago I stayed up all night getting shit faced off Nocino and watching Andromeda for a week straight. Kevin Sorbo is a chad, even if 90s morality is kinda retarded.
>>219581448Kevin Smith as Ares or Michael Hurst as Iolaus always looked more cut. But then again, Hercules's strength is divine and not mortal.I need some Iolaus webms and Ares didn't show off enough.
>>219564126S1 is a good time. S2 is fun as well. S3 has 2 or 3 decent episodes, unfortunately only at the tail end of the season. After that, there is nothing redeemable.
>>219564126All TV shows are free on qbit.
Man I could really go for a Hercules but Space Opera show right now.
>>219587163They were all roided, just 90s roids not the super mutant shit we have now
>>219564126The issue is that you then experience the immediate letdown of Season 2 as the showrunner is fired and the alien makeup changes for the worse due to actors developing allergies.
>>219571936God, some people have the worst fucking ideas. Orange Trance is absolutely hideous. I thought they changed the makeup because the blue/purple makeup kept sweating off?
>>219583516Not that you'd notice. Now excuse me while I put away these five tons of Dawn Fabric Softener and then get started on another round of anti-diarheall medication.
>>219565209As long as you go into it knowing that it's more or less The Adventures of Hercules in Space, you'll enjoy it.>>219569940Sadly this show is the inverse of the Star Trek formula. It starts at its strongest, and then gets weaker each season. Still worth watching, but the decline is unmistakable.
>>219589559Yeah i went through S1 last year and dropped it quite soon into S2. It's not nearly as good as it was when I was 12. Shame as it has cool concepts. I think there's even less exterior ship shots than Farscape.
Doesn't get mentioned often but the supporting cast is great and does a lot of heavy lifting. It was often enough to carry episodes with a light plot.
>>219590101I agree the crew made this a world worth exploring.
Is it worth watching for Lexa Doig? She was my fave part of Jason X
>>219590737She should be in a facialabuse video
>>219590737Its not good but I do like Lexa
>>219590737She's in pretty much every episode, and shows a decent amount of skin.I assume that answers your question.
How come Canada just stopped making low budget scifi kino?
>>219592248They still produce a bunch of crap, but this is modern day Canada we're talking about, so nothing worth watching is being made.
>>219592386Growing up in the 90's in America many of the best shows were made in Canada and the best comedians seemed to all come from Canada and wrestlers and then that shit just stopped in the 2000's
>>219592451I think the last shows I can recall enjoying from them would be Killjoys, and Dark Matter.
>>219592607>Dark MatterJust to be clear, I'm talking about the 2015 show, not the new show on Apple by the same name.
>>219592607>>219592639The last shows I can recall with this kind of energy was Vagrant Queen and Pandora. Around then the culture war shit was eating all the fun alive.
>>219590737yes, she's basically what saves the showI may be a little biased on that though
>>219587163that modern day bra with its factory stitched modern day patterning really takes me out of this ancient grecian setting
>>219593768You just need to accept that ancient Greeks were all actually modern (90's) Californians.
>>219593030As i kid i wanted RommyAs a man i want Becca
>>219565247He was absolutely perfect for a fun show like Andromeda
>>219593888Bras are terrible for tits. Theres a 20+ year study on it and everything.Same for milk. It actually leaches calcium from bones and leads to osteoporosis.Also cellulite has never been real. Its a natural thing.
>>219571936Lol, they did put shading on her cleavage to make it stand out. I jacked off to both versions when I was a kid.
>>219582267Pure pineapple
>>219590737Absolutely. They always got her in something tight and shiny. And there's like three of her: android Andromeda, hologram Andromeda, and ship Andromeda. It never gets old, watching her how she purses her lips...
Only liked Harper, Rev and HohnAlso kill all fucking NIetzcheans
>>219594312based
I still remember the episode where they shot off Trance's tail. Last call at the broken hammer or something like that. She was getting drunk while they patched up her booty blast wound. Crazy work. I'd been back there playing them cheeks like some bongo drums.
>>219592639I watch for Jodelle
>>219565209>Just washing my favorite Sea of Thieves streamer atmBleh
>>219594235>giving a shit about women's problemslollmao even
>>219564126Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda?
>>219599524To better hunt your prey you must understand it.
>>219596783They tried so hard to play her off as the innocent child, but they just could not hide those honkers.Has she done anything since then that has shown her character growth?
>>219599699And her thighs were quite boner inducing. She is a total space fuck doll
