>Nick cock.
I’m Cockman
>>219567945I am the nightBKAWK!
>>219567505Thanks man
nice hockey pants
>>219567505a pretty direct porn star name
>>219567505>Would you like to see my cock? I use it in my experiments. Oh, probably not very frightening to a guy like you, but these crazies, they can't stand it.
>>219567505>Thanks.
>>219567505
>Didn't you get the cock?
Batman was raped
Why do we fall, Master Bruce? So we can learn to cock ourselves up again.
>What? They don't like cock?
>Your parent's death...was not your fault.>It was your cock's.
It's a problem with the cock, sir. The next batch will be up to specifications.
>Cocks frighten me. it's time my enemies fear my dread
>>219567505Don't be a cock, Bruce
>>219568178Thanks. They're CCM.
>Doctor Pavel refused our cock in favor of yours
>Cock Sciences caught my eye>Cock Sciences, that's Fox's department, I'll let him know you're coming.
>>219567505>I'M NOT WEARING COCKY PADS
>>219567505>In the joint Chill told me about the night he cocked your parents. He said your father begged for cock. Like a dog
>>219567505>A long time ago I was in Burma, working for the local Cocklord
YOU'RE LETTING THEM KILL COCKA
>>219567505>Justice is balance. You burned my cock and left me for dead. Consider us even.
>If I sucked your cock would you cum?>It would be very painful>Youre a big guy>For you
>>219567505>Never start with the cock, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next *WHACK*... see?
>>219567505>do you have any idea who cock are you sucking? you and your friends are gooned!
>I bet The Joker told you to suck me>No I suck the bus driver
>>219568096
>>219567505>NO MORE DEAD COCKS!
Batman and Robin both are Gay
>>219567505>It's a black.....cock
>>219567505>How long was I out?>Two days. It's your cock.
>>219567505Thanks, I grew it myself.
>>219567505>this is a stock exchange theres no cocks here>no? then why are you cocksuckers here?
Let's see Paul Allen's cock
>>219567505If you are bored of brawling with thieves and want to achieve something, there is a rare blue cock that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these cocks. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain...you may find what you were looking for in the first place.
>>219569920he has 2.
You must become more than just a cock in the mind of your opponent.
>>219567505>ovah there there's a judge and two off duty cops, now I wouldn't hesitate for a second to blow your cock right here, *GLUK GLUK GLUCK* now that's a power that you cant buy, thats the power of cocklust
>>219567505>NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PULLED OUT MY COCK
>You're either the good cock >Or you live long enough to see yourself have ED
>unfortunately no one can be told what the cock is. you have to see it for yourself
NICK?
>>219567505>Im putting the word out, 500 for this clown dead, a million alive so I could suck his cock first
>>219567505>you said youre a man of your word...>oh I am, Im only burning my cock
>>219570211>You thinks that's cock you're sucking?>>219570220yes hello i'm nick.
>>219567505>Cock....cock...>What's "cock"?>Patients suffering delusional episodes often focus their paranoia on an external tormentor, usually one conforming to Jungian archetypes. In this case, a cock.
>>219567505>You know. I don't want there to be any hard cocks between us, Harvey. When you and, uh...>Rachel!>Rachel were being abducted. I was sitting on Gordon's cock. Now, *I* didn't rig those cocks>Your men. Your cock>Do I really look like a guy with a cock?You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cocks. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things...
>>219567505>I'LL NICK YER COCK
>If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the cock.
>>219567505>What do we got?>Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but his Cock and Balls. No name. No other alias.
>>219567505You should see my other one.
>I know the difference between nice guys and sick bastards like you who enjoy having their cock sucked>I'll just have to enjoy sucking your cock more.
>Falcone sent them to kill you. >Why?>You rattled his cock.
You know, I think I have just the thing. It's called memory cock. Notice anything? Regularly flexible, but put a current through it...molecules realign, it becomes rigid.
>>219567505>you give head like a young man, with nothing held back, sexy but mistaken
Can i tell you a joke?
>>219568309laughed but you still need to kys.
In my opinion, Mr. Zsaz is as much a danger to himself as to others, and prison is probably not the best environment for his cock.
>BALL GROPING AND ANAL PROBING>Great climaxes to the uninitiated>BUT WE ARE INITIATED BRUCE>Both cocksuckers to the league of shadows>And you gaped us!
>>219567505Well, well. You took my advice about cock a bit literally.
>what's the point of all dem pushups if ye can't even lift a bloody COCK?
>>219567505>You are just an ordinary man in a cape. That's why you couldn't fight injustice and that's why you can't stop this cock!
>>219570985>Hey there Boy Wonder. Fancy a fuck?
>I analyzed your cock, isolating the receptor compounds and the protein-based catalyst.>Am I meant to understand any of that? >Not at all. I just wanted you to know how hard it was.
>>219570895Hot
>>219567505WHERE WERE THE OTHER COCKS GOING?
>A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were banging the local ladyboys. They were trying to make a living by giving themselves up for sex, but their neg holes were being pozzed by an arse bandit. So, we went looking for the bandit, but in six months we never met anyone who blew him. One day, I saw a woman with a prolapse the size of a tangerine. The ladyboys had been female all along.
Cock's coming.
>>219567505Don't be afraid, cock
>There's a cock out here. You better bail.
>>219567505>between the lacerations to your spine and deep tissue scarring, Mr Wayne I dont recommend that you go cocksucking
>>219567505Environmental procedures, defense projects, cock products. All prototypes. None in production. On any level whatsoever.
>>219567505>behind you stands a symbol of oppression, Black Cock Prison
>>219567505Am I the first person in the thread to notice this says "Nick cock" and not "Nice cock"?
>Strange injuries, a nonexistent social life. These things beg the question as to what exactly does Bruce Wayne do with his cock and his money.
>>219567505>you have no cock to threaten me with
>>219574705>where thousands of (you) have languished under the name of this man: Cockvey Dent... you have been supplied with a false penis to stop you from sucking this corrupt cock!
A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his cock gratification.
>>219567505You think a man who butchers cocks for the mob doesn't belong in jail?
>>219570919>Wonderful project, your dad's train. Routed it right into Wayne Tower, along with the water and power utilities. Kind of made Wayne Tower the unofficial cock of Gotham City.
>>219574851>let me tell you the truth about Cockvey Dent, from the words of Gotham's police commissioner: James Gordon, the Batman did fellate Cockvey Dent, he only jerked him off, then took the blame for Cockvey appalling crime of erectile dysfunction, so that I could to my shame build a lie around this fallen blowjob king. *shakes head* I praised the limp dick who tried to blow my own child, but I can no longer live with my lies and its time for me to orgasm
MY COCK IS HUNGRYYYYYY
>Cock-resistant?>This sucker will stop a knife
>>219575203>cum shots?
>>219575220>Anything but straight shot.
>What the HELL are you!?>I'm Batcock!
>>219575236>why they didnt put it into production?>cock wranglers didnt think a soldiers face is worth 300 cumshots
>>219567505To conquer cock, you must become cock. You must bask in the cock of other men.
>>219575124>and do you accept this man's cock? and the cocks of all of these liars!?
I'm no rat. In a cock this bent, who's there to rat to anyway?
>>219575431>We take Gotham's cock to suck! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of fellatio. And we give it back to you, the people. Gotham's phallus is yours! None shall interfere. Swallow as you please.
>>219569920>Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God.
>>219568591In the meantime, sir, may I suggest you try to avoid landing on your head?
>>219575652>But start by suck cock and pleasuring the oppressed! Step forward, those who would fellate... for erections will be raised. Boxer shorts will be ripped from their decadent crotches! And cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Corner suck jobs will be convened! male genitalia will be enjoyed! Semen will be shed! The police will survive, as they learn to serve Black Cocks! This great city... it will orgasm. Gotham will nut!
>>219568415And the cycle of abuse continues
>>219567505>You can't take the cock into your own hands.>Well, at least he's getting something done.
>>219575816subtle, nice
Playing with a cock the size of a tangerine.
>>219574705>behind you
>>219567505sick his duck
>Outside, he was a giant. In here, only the cock can grant you power. >You enjoy the reversal.>I respect the cock's power over the body. It's why I do what I do.
>>219576079>look at his succulent beige lips, ready to receive, the tasteful luster of it>oh my god he even wore lip gloss
Leaves a cock card.
>>219576698>I'll suck into it
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY COCK AND YOURS!
>>219568309>>219568268>>219569552>>219569682>>219572365>>219574705>>219568450
>>219567505Batman ? more like BatFagSuperman would never
>>219567505>hee huu haa hoo and I thought my balls were bad
>>219569121>Not "Cocktor Pavel"For fucks sake, anon...
>>219575805>Oh my god. It even has a birthmark
>>219569182>That's Cox's department
>>219569121WHO PAID YOU TO FELLATE DR. PAVEL
This fucking thread
>>219567505SIT, I WANT TO HEAR BLOWJOB PROPOSITION
>NO MORE DEAD COCKS!
>>219578968bot mfer hello? >>219569794
>I like this cock, I like it!
>>219579017god i wish i was a bot and not another member of cock obsessed hivemind but i digress>how about a magic trick? I will make this cock disappear>*joker rips his fucking dick off*>taa-daa, its gone!
>>219568274KWAB
>>219579228>tell me why shouldnt I get my boy here to suck your cock off
>>219567505>SO YOURE NOT THE REAL BATMAN?>n-no>NO? THEN WHY DO YOU SUCK LIKE HIM?!
>you wanna know how I got these scars?>my father was an evangelic and a fieeeend and one night he quotes the american bible more than usual. mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. he doesnt like that. not one bit. so me watching, he takes the knife to her cock, laughing while he does it. turns to me and says "why so serious?" he comes at me with the knife "WHY SO SERIOUSSS?" he sticks the blade in my foreskin "let's put a SMIIILE on this cock!" and....why so serious?
>>219579703>woo hohoohoo>h-he's a symbol that we dont have to swallow scum like you do>yeah... you do Brian, you really do!>oh shu-shu-shuss, so you think 'Cockman' made Gotham a better fellating capital?>look at me>*refuses*>LOOK AT ME!>you see this is how horny Batman made Gotham, (you) want spunk in Gotham? Batman must take off his cock and start jorking it, oh and everyday he doesnt, people will cum, starting tonight, Im a gooner of my word, nyaaahahahahaha>nooooo!
>Come on, come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, RAPE ME!
>>219567505>I go to Suk Wang, far from Dent's jurisdiction>how soon can you suck>I already did, for obvious reasons, I couldnt wait for your permission, rest assured your pretty penises are safe
>what was that name they gave me internal affairs?>Harvey I>say it... SAY IT>Cock-Face. Harvey Cock Face>why should I hide who i am?
CAWK THE SOIZE OF A TANGERINE
For your information you sucked 6 of my cocksSix?You'll probably enjoy this. So I'm just gonna have to enjoy it a lot more.
>>219567505[Commissioner Gordon comes up for air from Batman's exposed COCK, cum dripping from his mustache]>I never said thank you...>... and you'll never have to
>this town deserves a better class of cocks… and I am going to give it to em
>>219581183>do you wanna know why I deepthroat cocks instead of taking it in the ass? with fellatio you can look at them eye to eye and savor all the little emotions
>What about penetration?>penetration?>we start carrying rapekits, they buy bleach. We start wearing chasity belts, they buy viagra by the pound. >And?>and you're wearing a gimp mask and jumping on roof cocks. Now rape this new guy. Armed cockery, double cockicide got a taste for the phallusical like you. Leaves a calling card
>>219568309bruh
>>219568309
>>219570404Underrated
>>219567505He didn't say that
>Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a cock, and I have a cock. There it is, that's a cock, you see? Watch it. Now, my cock reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to touch your cock. I... suck... your... cock!
I want a million cocks every year for the rest of my life
>>219581758>Yes, he did.
>The cock is hardest right before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is cumming
The night is darkesf just before the cock, but I assure you the cock is coming.
>>219582209Damn you. What are the chances? 50/50>>219582201
Ahh the old good cock/bad cock routine?
>You don't want to fuck, but you don't know how to take a cock. Give it to me; these men would cock you, and rape it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force. Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago.
>Why's he running, Dad?>Because we have to rape him>He didn't do anything wrong>Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it sneeds right now. So we'll rape him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark cock
