Burn will be good, thus why I included it
fuck no, the last movies were ass. they turned this franchise into girlboss lesbian slop. and it'll get worse now that bruce is dying.
>>219567816Ah yes, another seething hater who can’t accept that Rise and the remake were actually great, but you do you, nigger faggot. Kek
>>219567941The remake wasn't great it was just formula garbage.
>>219568074Fair enough. As far as remakes goes though, it could’ve been 100x worse, like Ghostbusters 2016 or some other dumpster fire like it.
>>219567520You don’t include Scream in this?
>>219567520wtf are you talking about evil dead and army of darkness are the only good films in the entire series.
>>219569844Pretty sure 5cream exists so no.
>they made 2 more films after the remake
>>219567520Mid franchise. Consistent but ultimately mid.
I like the Final Destination films. Bloodlines was surprisingly good.
I liked the original remake but haven't seen any of the other new ones
For me, it’s wolf creek. The TV series too. Saw would be good if it wasn’t for the Spiral spin-off.>>219569935Scream 6 too, and soon to be 7. Garbage franchise.>>219569995Final destination is consistent kino.
>>219569905>disregarding Evil Dead 2 Horrendous opinion, but thanks for your input, turbo nigger.
>>219567520It's a tranny franchise now
>>219571459(you)
>>219567520I generally agree with you. I loved the reboot film, and am sad we didn't get more Mia. Rise is probably the weakest of them, though. The end wasn't as satisfying as the blood rain ending of the reboot.
>>219567520Series went woke. Femflop.
>>219567520Evil Dead 2013 sucked ass and the deadite makeup was so half-assed. They basically just made dirty people with terrible CGI yellow eyes.
>>219567520Don't forget Ash Vs. Evil Dead. Not a film, but not bad either.
>>219571806i liked it. grounded look and scary.
>>219571806It looked good, and the eyes were practical effects, not CGI. The junkie becoming the surviving hero was a fun spin, too.
>>219569995I like final destination but the fourth is horrible
>>219572051Yes. Ash vs. Evil Dead is the truth. Absolutely loved that series.
>>219572051you're underselling it, meathead quartermass fucking ruled.
>>219567520>Evil Dead 2: Dead by DawnWtf when has it ever had that subtitle
>>219567520I did not like Rise, everything else is good. I think this is the only horror franchise to have a critically positive reception across the board
>>219573740Uhh, literally forever. How retarded are you, nigger? Lmao
>>219571806Better than most trash that comes out these days.
>>219567520I'm sorry but Evil Dead Rise and the reboot are both so midThe original trilogy is classic but the modern installments are 5/10 movies. I haven't seen the burn one
>>219567520Deadite mom from Rise reminded me of my ex so that was hotEvil Dead 1 is still a masterpiece, especially the last 30 minutes
>>219567520lollmaoRise was absolutely fucking awful.
>>219567520It's pretty solid yeah
I turned off Rise after the opening scene.
>>219576477Not out yet. Burn comes out later this year.
Apart from the original trilogy, I've only seen Rise, and it's legitimately one of the worst films I've ever seen. I was angry by the end and it felt like fucking three hours despite being just over 90 minutes.
>>219577197>Movie is so ass they spend the first fifteen minutes poorly paying homage to the first film with a completely unrelated sequence before spending the rest of the movie in a studio apartment filled with actors who work for scale
>>219577282Filtered, hard.
>>219576477>Evil Dead Rise and the reboot are both so midYeah, they're mid but they're not bad. I'd say the remake is at least a 6/10.
>>219577330By what? The cardboard characters or the embarrassing CGI? Oh boy, did you know that Bruce Campbell was the voice of the completely unnecessary exposition dump? Did you see at the end, when she uses the shotgun? Hey did you know that the opening scene at the cabin is a reference to the first movie?Oh man, I recognized those things and I CLAPPED, what a film.
>>219577725Like I said, filtered HARD. Lmao
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>>219577852Back in my day we used to just call people faggots.
>>2195675201 - 2 and AoD are the real dealthe rest is shit
Evil Dead 1 > Evil Dead 2013 > Evil Dead 2 > Army of Darkness > Evil Dead Rise
>>219567520The remake was actually really good. Rise was forgettable. Haven’t seen burn.
>>219567816how the fuck was evil dead rise girlboss slop? Sure the family was some weirdo alternative hipster clan but aside from that they were just victims like in any other horror movie
>>219568074No it was awesome, a super gory bloody extravaganza during an era where 99.9% of horror films were PG-13 ghost stories. It was extremely refreshing
>>219567816>NOOOO YOU CAN'T REPLACE MY MANCRUSH WITH AN ATTTRACTIVE WOMAN NOOOOOOAsh-purists are so gay
>>219579419>>219579437These niggas get it.
AoD > ED2 > Remake > ED > Rise. I didn't see Burn. Did that even come out? I really enjoyed the remake honestly. I feel for the time it did what ED wanted to do for a modern audience. If Rise didn't take so long to come out and be as underwhelming as it was, I think the remake would be looked at more fondly instead of as the reboot that failed to reboot the series. Which is terrible because it set it up for success very well.
>>219567520The remake fucking sucks, The trailer is great though.
The Remake:>Weird sexual tension between brother & sister.>Is shot like a music video.>The Deadites have Sith eyes now and just gurgle. >You can't force an addict to get clean.>The book is now generic Christian demonology. >Duct tape solves everything.>Mia sucks.
>>219579955Burn isn’t out yet, but I’m sure it will be decent, at the minimum. Evil Dead is a franchise that has a better track record than The Big 4, so I’m not worried.
>>219569905>army of darknessIt is a zany children's cartoon
>>219580274>The Big 4I know the Big 3 are Halloween, Elm Street and Friday the 13th but I've never heard anyone mention a fourth. Hellraiser was too low rent and direct-to-video to be among them, Child's Play?
>>219580842>zanyYes>children’s cartoonOk, nigger. Kek
>>219580123All wrong.
>>219580975Texas Chainsaw is the other one of the Big 4 Come on now, my man. You should know that.
>>219581101Eh I wouldn't put it on the same level as the other three. Halloween, Elm Street and Friday were pumping out movies constantly during the 80s. TCM only got like 3 sequels until Michael Bay rebooted it, and no one gives a shit about any of them except the original.
>>219567520Based. Evil Dead, as a franchise, is awesome. Huge fan of Ash vs. Evil as well, so that adds a net positive to the equation. All of the Rise haters in here are retarded faggots. That movie was an excellent kick-in-the-dick to reinvigorate the franchise.
>>219581262People love Part 2.
No Ash.No Evil Dead.Simple is.
>>219581262So, would you replace TCM with the Hellraiser franchise then? Th ere are only three good Hellraiser films and literally the rest of them are unwatchable dog shit. TCM has more than three good films, including the re-boot from 2003.
>>219581329No I will just keep calling the Big 3 the Big 3, they don't need a fourth
>>219581441Alright, homie.
>>219581441>All 3 are variations on the boogeyman & Grendel myth. Fascinating.
>>219568277>they were actually great>Ok, it was formulaic garbage, but it could've been worse!
>>219579437Do you work for IGN or something?
No meaningful involvement from Raimi or Campbell? Not interested.Would have been nice if Showtime had let them go another season, but the first was best by a pretty wide margin already.
>>219582564It was on Starz, not Showtime, thus why it was cancelled. If it was on Netflix or a bigger platform, it would’ve survived another few seasons.
One of the greatest series.Should have never been cancelled.
>>219581441For me, its Halloween 3Michael Meyers is afraid of Tom Atkins
>>219580123>Weird sexual tension between brother & sisterNah>Is shot like a music videoNo? It's shot like a horror film, with many throwbacks to Raimi>The Deadites have Sith eyes now and just gurgleThe eyes were cool. Could've used more taunting and shit, but it worked with the more serious tone of the reboot.>You can't force an addict to get cleanPeople do it all the time. Sometimes it's successful, sometimes it's not.>The book is now generic Christian demonologyI don't remember that specifically. If it is, that's too bad.>Duct tape solves everythingThat's based and in a similar vein to how the original movies operated.>Mia sucksHighly disagree there. She was fun and her being the final protagonist and killing the demon was a great sequence. Really wanted another movie with her, or her and Bruce.
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ED2>AoD>ED>AvsED>ED2013>EDR
ED2>AoD>ED>ED2013>AvsED>EDRAvsED wasn't bad, but it was just a bit TOO kooky with all the pot jokes, etc.
>>219567941The remake was edgy trash and had none of the low budget charm and humor of the original. You are gay and quite possibly homosexual and a faggot as well.
>>219577810When you have no rebuttal>LOL FILTERED I PWNT YOU ROFLCOPTERReal retard hours.
>>219577725The sfx was fine, and there were plenty of practical effects. As for "cardboard characters" dude, you're watching a horror movie. And you also complain that it feels too long, while at the same time wanting more character development? It sounds to me like you just wanted to hate it before you even watched it.
>>219580123>the abandoned cabin is full of hanging mutilated cats and human-shaped scorch marks and this creepy book is sealed with barbed wire and covered in warnings saying not to open or read it>this is fine, lets read itLike a non-satirical version of the set up of The Cabin in the Woods ("read the ominous Latin... out loud")
Can't believe the remake didn't play Slayer when it started raining blood. I'm not even alone thinking that would've been perfect
>>219586919>As for "cardboard characters" dude, you're watching a horror movieHorror films have some of the best characterization ever seen in cinema, don't be retarded.
>>219581279It's trash, you just can't stop watching movies or you will get depressedSeek God or gaming
>>219587090nigga please, while there are horror movies with good/great characters, no one goes into a Evil Dead movie going "I really hope the characters are interesting and well-developed!"
>>219583660Pick up, bro. You’ve been drafted into the big leagues for speaking the truth. Congrats.
>>219583660
>>219587177Whatever you say, nigger! Lmao.
>>219567520Of the new ones, I only saw Evil Dead Rise and it was pretty forgettable; it wasn't bad, just... not an Evil Dead movie.Maybe it's me, but I rarely enjoy modern movies in the last few years...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAZ67GsTA
>>219579419we are now 4 ED movies in a row where the main hero is a woman. Sam Raimi's brain is broken all he is attached to is woman slop
>>219586448>Edgy trash>Evil Dead>MFW
>>219587038Metal music is not suited for horror movies. They're about building up themes of dread, suspense, fear. Not rocking out with your cocks out.
>>219590425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c2MIf0IlaI
>>219567941>Rise and the remake were actually great
>>219589974Learn to count, also a final girl is a classic type of horror character, and Bruce Campbell is too old. What a stupid fucking thing to complain about>NO MORE GIRLS I WANT BEEFCAKE MEN IN MY HORROR
>>219567520remake was okay it was most just a girlboss rehash but i had no idea rise and burn even existed. also i watched some of the show and it was a bit too goofy for me. 1 was a classic and 3 was fun but i think they peaked at 2.
>>219591550>girlbossYou shouldn't use words if you don't know what they mean. Some junkie bitch who just suffers for 90% of the film doesn't qualify as a "girlboss"
>>219591588Yes it does. She is valid and slay.
>>219591588every girl in a hollywood movie is a girlboss. i dont write the news, i just report it
>>219591588She comes back from the dead bro!
>>219591611>The final girl beats the villain at the end just like every other horror movie and this makes her a "girlboss"Girlbosses are characters that act like cunts and emasculate the male characters while the movie pretends they are justified and 100% right all the time. Meanwhile Mia spends half the movie possessed by a Deadite, and before that is just going through heroin withdrawal, and the other characters are clearly presented as being better human beings than her.
>>219591751I hated her friends, You can't force a person to get clean.
>>219587038I remember thinking the same thing after seeing it.
>>219590425At that point in the movie you know Mia is going to be the only one who lives so why not pump it up?
>>219586353Sure, but I still rank it higher than 2013 because it has Ash and because it's a good sequel to the original trilogy. 2013 is close though, that and Evil Dead 1 I would all rank them in about the same tier, flawed but good.
>>219579533I don't want a woman, I want ash
>>219594855He's 67 years old. It's time to move on
>>219591550>remake was okay it was most just a girlboss rehashMia spent most of 2013 as a possessed drug addict while her brother was the protagonist. Only though his sacrifice did she even live. Not even close to girlboss.
>>219567520There's only three Evil Dead movies, so why is there a blank space under the Raimi trilogy?
>>219567520Remake sucked. Sequel was okay. The TV show was pretty good though.
