The Mogging of Landon edition-- Burt has mogged Landon to death with no chance for recovery-- The Twins have won immunity and are now in the final-- James and Bashir will battle to be in the final two-- /ftl/ is seething because they doubted how smart the twins are again-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219576564
oh my gah y'all this landon situation is crazy
>Bingo: TTS said you were uncomfortable >Vimp aggressively nods
Bring Anisa back for the finale to give him a kiss
>>219577984<3 vicky
she never said no to kissing landon, just not right now on all the cameras is what she said, not when he's drunk
>I don’t think a kiss on fish tank is what Landon needs Yeah it’s over
burt mogged the fuck out of trashman with his 160iq UNIRONICALLY, bingo is the only person in the house near his power level, if you've been watching you know I'm right
Landon should go after Bingo now to make Vimp jealous
Landon needs COCK
Is Landon crying in the blind spot?
crazy how big of a main character bashir is. i guarantee everyone that has a job in /ftl/ and watches the vod, they just skip around to the parts that contain bashir
landon brought a knife into the bathroomwe need a welfare check asap
>Landon
lil buddy crying
>>219577960>Bingo arrivesJust when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
Odds they put a Frank on for the Drake x Bashir competition?
Bashir sleeps well while his best buddy Burt harasses those that have betrayed him.
When did “self-insert” become a thing? Are people literally pretending they’re a human person in the tank? Seems like such an odd terminally online thing to say. And yes I know what show I’m watching
JET I KNOW YOURE HERE FUCKING FAGGOTMAKE HIM CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Landon thinking he deserved a kiss from someone that hot makes me want to vomit
i actually feel terrible for landon, his mogging brutally backfired, hope my little buddy stays strong
Landon brushed his teeth or what?
HE'S GOING IN AGAIN
>>219578010
>>219577952dude.......
>>219578023KINO
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>>219578023all according to keikaku
KWAB get fucked LandonPussy tried to shit on Burt all night and act like he was better than him just to impress the girls. Got what's coming to you faggot
yesh
Can somebody make a pic of Landon dead in the fishtank with Burt and comp sitting on the couch
>>219578000rare vimp trvke
JD would've just asked for a kiss and yes he would get it like a playa
>>219578023i was thinking that if landon didnt turn his back on bashir that he would have pulled him out of this
DEFEATED
Dumgay and Burt is top tier content
>>219578034Burt is the best fish of all time, tonight settled all doubts
>>219578023I respect bashir more and more
He's crying now
>>219577936
>>219577981Was this real?
>>219578054your skin is the color of shit
>>219578046Pride comes before the fall
>>219578023Damn...
>>219578052fax
>>219578000How could she possibly come to that conclusion? Women are retarded. Refusing to kiss him just makes him looks like a total loser.
why do i even watch this showits got me bummed out at 5 am
wait were any anons here unironic landon inserts
>>219578056This has been a funny nightGonna be sad when this nigga kills himself though
EVERYBODY HUUUUUUUURTS
That was entertaining but let’s talk about Bashir and how pious and epic he is
Have a seat little buddy
lol goran gaslighting on some s1 shit
WHAT IS THIS NIGGA DOING LMAO
Good job agent 47
>>219578025literally hundreds of billions of years now
>the raped
>>219578051No it’s exactly what he needs and it isn’t a big deal it’s mind boggling these grown people think this is such a big deal. He rejected disgusting Laura on tank, he needs to kiss 6/10 Vimp to finish Laura’s mogging.
comon vimp!!! help me out here!!!
>maybe if i act sad enough she'll feel bad and kiss me..
>>219578066brutal tummymogging
hey little buddy how's it going today
Fucking evil WHORE! She led my boy on, now she's going to get what's coming to her. She'll never have a job again.
>>219578046exactly
>>219578093>VIMPY PLEASE KISS ME IM SO SADthis is sad
This nigga's been mogged into presenting his asshole for Burt
landon deserves this suffering
what a pathetic faggot
NIGGA CANT EVEN STAND ANYMORE LMAO
>>219578093Bingo's such a little cutie
cwc tier performance
>>219578066i wish i had a vertical belly button
Landon is now resorting to getting a pity kiss
>219578116
>>219578097LMAOOOOOOOOOOO how fucking embarassing
>>219578093Man this shit is pathetic.
first fishtank suicide coming sono
>>219578111OH NO HE KEEPS GOING LOWER
>>219578111THE WAPED
Bam Margera fan here. So far, I've only watched the parts where Bam Margera appears. I've skipped everything else.
it's funny because this is legitimately the closest he's ever been to getting a kiss
ASSUME THE POSITION
>>219578077Not as much as a loser as if she had simply said "No I'm not into him"
>>219578081fuck no LOL who would want to self insert as the raped retard janitor
>>219578070Yeah
>>219578104>She led my boy onLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>219578066Nigga built like a pear
Did they tell Vimp to flirt with Landon earlier in the season or did she come up with that on her own
raped
>>219578135praying to mecca for a kiss
erm landonsisters i thought our tiger was a chad that cucked people....
Did Vimp expect to become a sex symbol to a bunch of incels
If you think that Vimp was into Landon you're an unironic retard.
nigga is literally saying please
>>219578043I WANT BLICCYS JEWISH TRANNY PUSSY NOW!!!
Vimp is going to kiss James Drake.
whats wrong little buddy?
vimp sleeps in bashir's room tonighti would kneel
THE RAPED
there's never been a more brutal mogging in ftl history
>he thinks acting this pathetic will get him anywhereThis is what Landon self-inserts think is going to help them get laid kek
>hehe>suicide>hehe>suicide
Never seen a person mogged this hard in fishtank history
>>219578137So people on self insert into the “cooler” fish?
>>219578098if landon is going to be anything other than a wigger golem in his life he needs to be forced outside of the wigger lunatic asylum for shit like pussy
>>219578023He’s the only one who went through Fishtank while everyone else went through Family House. He’s earned a good nights rest.
'landon is gay' Jet says while wiping bashirs cum from his mouth
>>219578076What will be your explanation if someone finds this pic saved on your PC?
she could be sleeping soundly if she didnt betray bashir lmaooo, this is brutal
Burt wearing a formal suit enhances the kino. It's the little things.
>>219578158he's just trying to farm pity from vimp
>landon still soft beggingthis is unwatchableJET PULL THE PLUG
>I haven’t drank in over 20 minutes
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Landon is a massive piece of shit
the avatarfag landon hater manifested thisi kneel
Is Vimp legit autistic?
>>219578142I think it started with with tts and laura getting vimp to cuddle with him and it went off from there
>>219578180i don't know sorry
I think Landon is actually the most mentally deficient person to ever be on fishtank
>>219578181your skin is the actual color of shit
>>219578184KEK
she's going to kiss him, watchit's been obvious all evening she has feelings for him and now she's asking if it's what he really wantsabout to happen, watch
someone can do this better, but the idea is there
fucking kino during EU hoursthank you jet
>>219578190Nigga having the time of his life
Nice viagra boys tts
he should ask bingo again, that rejection would be funny
>>219578175Getting rejected is one thing but doing this in front of the girl who rejected you is next level
James could pick Landon up right now and walk him over there and say “just hook my boy up” and she’d do it immediately
>>219578184OH NO NO NO NOHAHAHHAHAHAHANIGGA GOT HUMILIATED AND FEMINIZED
>he's gonna try to bitch and moan his way into a kisssexpest guys.. memorize this..
What counts as a first kiss? I need to know for a friend LIPS, CHEEKS?
>>219578184TIGHT LITTLE PIECE
>>219578176rent free
>>219578028she got a mannish slav face...
bliccy would kiss him
>>219578193she's moldovan
>>219578162>Landon self-insertsI don’t think these people exist lmao. Who are you talking to?
>>219578197And that's counting the twins btw
vimp asking for bashir
>>219578219Lips
Is Landon an ever bigger KWAB than Daniel at this point?
>>219578201i does seem as though she's baiting him to say he wants to kiss her rather than him trying to avoid the rejection like a bitch by being like "help me out prove im not gay haha!", but also i don't believe for a second that she has any interest in him
>>219578143>>219578150getting ready for daddy burt
>>219578190love this nigga
>>219578202>janitor into cuck animorph
>>219578184SEND THIS TO THE AD SCREEN ON THE KITCHEN
>>219578232absolutely
Vimp asking for Bashir to stop all of these keeeeeeeeek
>>219578193yeah
THIS IS FISHTANK LEGACY
>>219578232Undoubtably the biggest KWAB in fishtank history
Landon could’ve kissed her genuinely about hour ago, sad to see him acting like a pussy now
>>219578176Jet is such a spineless faggot
can we get a sissify landon fishtoy
>>219578219phew I'm cle- I mean he's clear
>>219578201>it's up to her per seYou'll never get your first kiss waiting for the girl to do it virgin
>>219578232daniel doesn't even count because he wasn't on a real season
I hope its only sexhavers clowning on landon
i would stay up through the morning f they did landon burt superbed
>>219578248>SEASON 2SEASON 2
vimp looks like putin in a wig
I am far from a normie but I don't get how anyone can be kissless at 20+. Virgin I understand, but making out with someone is the easiest thing ever
>>219578232more embarrassing for landon since he's way less retarded than dan
Why does she stay in there
The Rejected:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775812972270664.webm
>>219578232I think Daniel was robbed of more chances to humiliate himself due to s4 being cut short so it's not a fair comparison
>>219578190we need danyey on every season
Why isn’t James fucking saying anything
>>219578184I'm gonna cum to this and (You) can't stop me
Damn. Landon almost made it through the season as a goofy annoying guy, but this, this was bad. Shiiii
>>219578232yes and the best part is that he brought it on himself for trying to gcheck B.U.R.T
>vimp owes landon rapeholy fuck this is brutal lmao
>>219578264Lmao. He already cucked the last superbed though.
>>219578078imagine being bummed out because this absolute faggot filled with hubris, who cannot even tie his shoes, and is eager to "mog" people and even threatens them with violence as if anyone couldn't put him on his ass if they didn't feel bad about beating up the retard.Jet literally HAS to buckbreak him now because if he doesn't Landon is going to get drunk IRL and try to mog someone and get his head stomped in.
>>219578137idk some anons actually expected vimp to kiss this downy kek
>Drake tells Landon to answer the question>stays quietHoly fuck
James Drake will be Vimps next target. Screencap this.
>>219578229its over for lil buddy>>219578232yes dude way worse
>>219578272They like to see men suffer :)
>>219578201holy cope
anyone catch that vimp wanted them to bring bashir in to see this and landon cried out KWAB
>>219578286He's retarded.
>>219578232by far
>>219578066>Landon with those bitch titsJesus fucking christ man
>destroys Landon's fishtank legacy>goes back to rummaging through random things and talking to himself
>>219578184LMAO
>>219578277What do you want him to say
>>219578252Men like Landon literally don't deserve kisses from women. If you can't get past the fear of making a move by 18 you're cooked
scrubb-a-lub-dub
has everyone else noticed how much better this show is without camerman? it is literally only good for challenges.
>>219578277what would you say if you woke up to this
it’s normal to act sad like this to guilt her into it, when you’re like 11
>>219578224Bliccy is an angel.
Dumbgay did a great fucking job.
>>219578273what did he whisper to duanye?
dumbgay acting like it's her fault for rejecting him pretty weird
Problem tiger?
>>219578277>line?
>>219578320He's a lot less annoying this time around for some reason
Bingo set up two beds next to each other for Vimp. After observing the confesh scene for 2 minutes she went downstairs to remove the second bed..
>>219578311yesh
drake was gonna walk out but then he gave one look at vimp and immediately spots that she is holding out and wants to as well so stays to figure out how to help THEM out
We tried to warn you Landfags. She's going after James next.
>>219578284dont respond to my posts anymore
>>219578298yes i don't know why no paypig homos are sending TTS to jungle, i guess maybe he wouldn't wake up
>>219578298yes, it's pretty funny. bashir mindrapes everyone while he sleeps. burt is his djinn.
>>219578232yes daniel straight up destroyed angie and literally resulted in her elimination from the show for using him
>>219578324He's trying to bait her more, the problem is he needs to get Landon to dig himself deeper into the hole and beg her for a kiss again.
>>219578311trvke
>>219578304>*farts*>OH FUCK>eats popcorn>goes to sleepKing
>>219578224I’d rather kiss bliccy than vimp too
how do you recover after this if you're landon
>>219578268They grow up isolated and at home. They don't go out to play like we used to, they don't play with kids in the street, they sit at home playing on their consoles and PC from a very young age and that's their interaction.They don't learn social skills how to make friends with other kids face to face.I remember being 11 and my Mom who was a single parent at the time would have lunch with this other single Mom, she had a daughter the same age and we'd play together and then one day she kissed me and I kissed her back and for the next few months every time our Moms had a lunch together, we'd go off to room and kiss and dry hump each other. Didn't go further than that but that was my first kiss.
HUMILIATION
>>219578320hes been amazing these last 3 days
Excellent work, 47
>>219578135Bashir got his first convert
>>219578284Kill yourself Ben you parasitic leech
>>219578308I’m just surprised he’s actually made zero moves at all
im not gay or attracted to burt but being called baby bro would feel nice
Why doesn't dumbgay want sleep next to burt they're equally as gross
>>219578078>>219578335stop killing cats
>>219578346LMFAO
>>219578346KEK
>>219578346FUCK that is good
>>219578325GOAT
>>219578339your skin, it's color, is that of shit
>>219578354kek, a fellow sex abstainer too. Unfortunately he will be drinking every night after this to forget (haram)
Wow jet really hold on a grudge on landon to do this to him
The only thing Landon can do to save face at this point is leave the tank unironically
she will kiss him before the show ends, screencap this fags
Landon can we get a line I'm gay
>>219578357interesting...
What is he doing lmao
>>219578320yeah pure kino he knows great balance. Burt pushing Landon and Dumbgay hyping him was perfect
>>219578371landon did it to himself
>>219578346JEJ
>>219578285The sake retards that think forced dates will make the fish fall in love
>>219578371No, it's just really funny for his ego to get checked when he's been a dumb simp.
>>219578043TOTALBDOMINATION
>>219578311It’s in the way and completely changes how the fish act. I thought they weren’t even going to continue making episodes. The wiggers will never realize this.
>burt setting up his bed next to landon
>>219578227See>>219578374
>>219578304got tired of his shtick on s3 but i'm warming up to him again now
>>219578371this is an important lesson for him to learn
>>219578383The cuck pose
vimp confirms she wants to kiss him but doesnt see this as the time or placewhat does that mean
I've just been watching Bingo getting ready for bed
Looks like that stain is gonna stay.
>>219578101thanks for cropping out dumbgay
I'm LandonI'm gay
Toned down Burt is actually tolerable
>>219578400She's lying.
>TTS: she wants to kiss you but this isn’t the time or place>Vimp: YeahThese autists will play chicken til the end of the show
hes just frozen
>>219578400Trying to let him down easy
>>219578400It means after the tank teheWhen he is far the fuck away from her tehe
>>219578400She’s letting him down easy since it’s on camera but actually it just makes it worse
>>219578277he's assessing
TJ won
>>219578378no..
>>219578347Box vimp
>>219578409she's stalling because she doesn't want to
>>219578400anon. please get a grip.
>>219578346Ad-board worthy material
>>219578400yeah, she never said no, she just didn't want his first kiss to be a joke
them egging him to keep going is probably the worst part lmfao
binx is 24
>>219578397>he thinks Landon is capable of learning
>>219578347Rape Vimp
>>219578400>How can I let this loser down in the nicest way possible
>>219578419He's too retarded to get it.
>>219578400she's rejecting him without saying no i don't want to kiss you
>>219578410she feels bad
>>219578427lol
>>219578400Not on fishtank>Translation Never
>>219578412he installed windows 11
there are "people" itt that actually think vimp is into landon
>>21957842924 feet in the grave
>This is not the right environmentVimp is a good woman
>>219578410they will kiss in celebration after the winner is announced in the finale
>>219578131>this one's called: retarded groupie
>I unfortunately agree with thatYeah it's over
>>219578000There's no way vimp didnt get the ick for landon. She's just keeping him at a safe distance and playing into the bit for the vimp x landon shippers. She also doesnt want to completely shit on him but its like how can you reward the retard with a kiss if every move he makes is the wrong one.
>>219578400nigger you believed her lmfaoit means she doesn't want to kiss him period and definitely doesn't want to kiss him as a bit and means she's a selfish cunt using the most convenient excuse to avoid looking bad.
>>219578400it means no
Dunye is a G he knows they ain’t connecting after the season so gotta get it done now
>>219578400>what does that meanShe's farming an enormous amount of TTS and being a good freeloader lol
>not fishtankLimp will be revived in Jimmy's War Room 2
Landon now coping that he didn't even want a kiss. LMAO.
>>219578394That’s not really a self-insert that’s just a guy rooting for the retard.
Ok now have Bash walk in, kiss her and walk out
>>219578412
the thing about TJ that people dont remember is it took HOURS, I'm talking like 3-4 HOURS of SPAMMING him with TTS until he FINALLY did the thing TTS was saying to him. I was there. Thats why its so frustrating hearing the TJ "arc" bullshit.
>>219578400"its not you, its me"
>>219578400She’s giving him the fake phone number so she can leave unraped
>>219578371about time, undeserved ego
>>219578461Lol imagine James just fucks her right here
OH MY GOD LANDONJust stop man... it only makes it worse. >>219578466Neptunian
If you think about it Bashir really dodged a bullet. His autism scared Vimp away so he never got the humiliation ritual that Landon’s going through right now
>>219578460Ok, bud.
>>219578465Binx giving it regardless lol, Vimp’s got a tard wrangler too
The only way for him to be saved from this humiliation is literally if vimp raped him. Brutal.
>>219578461Would be brutal, but he wouldn't go for it and she'd sperg out. Still, Landon getting cucked would be great, but Vimp is just going to move onto Drake next.
>>219578430if you dont try to teach him, hes gonna try to mog people outside of fishtank and that wont end well
calling the columbine shooters “the columbine bros” is one of the funniest things burt has ever said
>>219578463tj never changed either. still a worthless retard.
>>219578443>there are people itt than thought Laura was into Landon>there are people itt than thought Vimp was into Bashir>there are people itt than thought Vimp was into Landon>there are people itt that thought Letty was into Drake
>>219578471He would just say he has 4 wives
>>219578257They will guide you and make it very obvious they want it if they aren’t making it easy it’s likely a bad idea unless you’ve got them drunk or something
>>219578484Laura would’ve done it for the bit
>>219578232yeah, but danimal is still more unlikeable
>>219578347get bongo kiss with vimp in audience
Burt won
Is this what life is like as a woman?
>>219578371Cumbunnies are exclusively for production use onlyLandon is trespassing on his territory
>>219578443she is, you just refuse to see it because you want her to feel for bashir the way she feels about landonexplain why she slept with him the last 2 nights? she could have asked him to sleep on another mattress but she didn't, she put her fucking arm around himgirls like confidence and humor, doesn't really matter how you look
if ben was a real nigga he would fight landon in a rematch in front of vimp, throw the fight, and get landon the girl.
>>219578486that has to be a lie, right?
James comes in and the bit gets slightly worse, get that nigger to fuck off back to his cuck bed
Reminder that Burt has shown his cock before and it's not a 'BBC' it's a 5 inch two pump chump limp dick that he can barely get hard anymore because he's 'burted' off so much, combined with all the schizo medication he's on.
>>219578396now u know how poor this season has been for characters
Realistically vimp can’t kiss him now cause if he does his ego will inflate to the size of the moon
>>2195785025 inches is pretty big desu
>>219578500I really do hate James, he adds fucking nothing to anything.
GOOD WOMAN UPDATE: Bingo made a bed for Vimp and left her the only pillow.
>>219578001Bliccy can subtle felt burt or bingo if she wanted.>>219578456Him telling vimp landon is pure and no other bitch sucked his dick yet so she could have him all to herself was definitely a good line but im not sure females feel that way.
>Reminder that women will literally lay their ass and pussy on you but still find an excuse not to kiss you
>>219578496Apparently sleeping together and cuddling doesn't count.
>Just hang out as bros, see where it goes.
>>219578499No I genuinely believe he married 4 women over the internet, whether he ever meets them is up for debate
>>219578510no? anything less than 7 is whatever
Burt’s list of the hottest men in Season 5 Fishtank>1. Ben>2. James Drake>3. Bashir
they need to edit the jd song so it says landon
>>219578502How do you know that is not big? what a homo
>>219578496gay best friend behavior
>>219578320nah, faggot ass doesn't know when to stop, like all homosexuals
>>219578471Bashir would never beg Vimp for a kiss. He clearly had a crush on her and admitted it in a TTS response, but nothing was ever going to happen. Landon literally thinks he can fuck Vimp. Vimp freaked out because Bashir wouldn't touch her, she is mentally raped and needs to use people for comfort I am convinced 100%
>>219578466I love how they love
This is the real content here
I will now repeat a post i made days ago before Landon was eliminated >you should feel sorry for Landon because fishtank is all he will do with his life. 20 years from now he will think " i should have kissed Laura"
HOLY FUCK HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT.
they're holding hands again
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE
THIS IS BRUTAL.
>>219578500I wanted to like him after the fort Drake stuff but his biggest failure is that he never says anything interesting
>>219578500>seething because of a supposed non-entity
>>219578531fucking kek
god landon no
>>219578510Lad what are you talking about? 5 inches is below average, 6inches is average 7 is above 8 is monster 9-10 is too big territory. 6 inch is the perfect size to fit up to the cervix.
Landon no means no
>do u want to marry me?
HE'S GOING FULL SEND
Chad Tiger!
rip landon
>>219578531true
>>219578499he told blane it was a joke
is landon trying to give her the ultimate ick?
LETS GOTHAT VOICECRACK OF HONESTYTHE BALLS HE GREW EM
Pity kiss or rejection. Call it.
This is good for Landon
hardest i've laughed since the two nigger babies comment
LANDON BROS WE'RE IN
FUCK IS THIS NIGGA DOING
>>219578500Actually vibe nuked the content
>>219578525Did you read my post? He's shown his cock before I literally said it in the first sentence. Season three he walked around naked both flacid and 'hard'.
what made landon suddenly like vimp
I was burt fatigued post S3 but this season is probably my favorite I've seen from him. Wiggers need to give him the rest of the money for carrying their incompetent asses for 2 seasons now.
and you thought TJ was bad
kiss that boy!
>>219578478Landon is going to be a lolcow who gets drunk on stream and begs for money for more booze and talks about waiting for the right girl
YeeeeeUUUUCK
landon should have won the $50,000star of the show
JUST TELL HER YOU WANT TO KISS MOTHERFUCKER
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
My cringemeter is malfunctioning.
>>219578558half assed hug
>>219578572She slept with him.
wtf is he even saying
>>219578484Vimp was more into Bashir as a man but he couldn't provide the attention and intimacy Landon is giving.
can these retards go to bed soon so i can actually start my day
>niggas will do anything but go in for a kiss
>>219578572she cuddled with him, immediately rewiring his brain
Damn this is hard to watch
>>219578558kiss on the cheek
>Landon:"I like you a lot">Vimp:"See he's not gay"I'm physically cringing so hard right now
>grow as a woman>she's in her 30s
>>219578572he started to hang out with her when he came back as a freeloader and binx was gone
>>219578563BASHJEETS HOW ARE WE HOLDING UP?
Why is kisstank always so pathetic, gay, and retarded?
>IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE>IT DOES
During Letty's confessional with Vimp she accused Vimp of using Landon as a meat puppet because she needed someone to comfort her and they sat on the bed and hugged for a whileLetty was right, she was using Landon with zero regard for how this may spark feelings within himVimp is your typical dumbass broad and Landon is too stupid to realize he's just being used and she has zero feelings for him
step dad looking out into the sunset listening to his stepson's failed rizz
Dude, they NEED to give these motherfuckers a curfew. 2am or something. They're not waking till 4pm today.
>>219578572Being forced into close proximity
burt is fingering his ass during this btw
>>219578586the meter only reads 3.6 krinzhovonot bad not terrible
her pussy just fused together
The classic get rejected, cry for 20 minutes and ask again tactic always works. Good job little buddy
bashir was too much of pussy to tell vimp his true feelings for her
>>219578602like 24 or something
>>219578602she's 23
>>219578613worm tank
>>219578598Laura already did that at least twice>And she doesn't view him as a normal man
>>219578602shes landons age
They need to get Vimp to talk. Cut TTS, make the silence uncomfortable.
>>219578602she's 23Binx dates 23 year olds and grooms 23 year old girls and tells them to stop being a pharmacist to become a noisecore synth DJ in goth clubs
What the fuck is Landon doing?
>>219578613Content king.
>>219578620bashir really liked her but he is an autistic muslim, it was s dead end
she's going to be bffs with kimmie after this, two pussies as dry as the sahara
>>219578613what the nigger
>>219578610He needs to give Landon tips
this is basically charlie and the waitress
HOLY FUCK THIS NIGGA IS PATHETIC
landon needs to be put down
what the fuck is he doing
>>219578623>>219578624>>219578629Why is she friends with Binx?
>>219578523Jet….
what if he walks in and steals a kiss
>It's like watching a retarded make a wish kid get some pussy>She laughsIT IS SO OVER
>James Drake watching like a true directorKino.
>>219578487False. A lot of girls will bottom line kiss you if you just try
she is going to kiss him
The problem is Landon has literally never been in the situation so has no idea how to get out of it besides keep asking her
>>219578592I've been team Bash since the audition video but I guarantee Vimp was never into Bashir, she just has a good eye for content which is why she was loyal to Bashir during the dogpile and why she then moved into making Landon think he had a chance. She is a party girl and she probably fucks guys that look like Binx's producer ex
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO THAT WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE NOOOOO
>>219578631true but idk why shes so retarded and cant talk herself ever
she better not kiss that loser
>>219578644because binx refuses to accept her age
Good god, he's actually begging. How the FUCK can she get out of this?
>>219578611Lesson not learned since s2 even though the thought passed through their goldfish wigger heads.
>>219578606buddy this is humiliating for landon
Just kiss her you fucking sperg stop talking bullshit and kiss her
>>219578572He got a whiff.
Vimp was arguing that Landon wasn't a retard this morning btw
>>219578644Binx has unironically been grooming her
>>219578644binx trying to siphon her youth to feel young again.
Just stop holding her hand and leave the room, chief.
So glad it was landon that got eliminated instead of the twins
landon is pretty brave to do this in front of everyone
Whisper tax hasn't been enforced at all this season. Lazy wiggers.
>>219578624That's a rough 23. Zoomettes age like milk.
Mog complete!
>May I have a crumb of pussy, m’lady
>>219578644>>219578658Most of binx's friends are zoomers
bashirqueers seething right now
>>219578672He’s retarded
>>219578649this will inspire his next flick
I can't watch this, it's more painful to me than when Queen Liz died.
frozen again in handhold posture
Even Drake won't save him, lmao.
== AUTISM TEST ==is this the body language of a woman who wants to kiss the man in front of her?
>>219578677this is exactly what is happening
"i'm not gonna force myself on someone"yeah you'll just trap her in an awkward corner surrounded by dudes pressuring her to kiss you
>tigers gotta cook
>>219578682>bashseethe out of nowhereTruly rent free
>>219578647omg
this humiliation ritual ended up even worse than i expected.
>>219578659she has to show some balls but she don’t have any. the raped
she will never say no LOL what is her fucking problem, how much will she take before she says no
this has been the biggest humiliation ritual of all fishtank history
>>219578608Greatest moment.
>>219578617undid all the damage from all the cuban cocks that gaped her
>>219578546I have a 7 inch dick and my ex told me I have " a perfect dick, not small but not too big" so basically boyfriend dick. The worst dick of all
How wet is Landon hand rn?
>>219578674she looks exactly 23 and you are old
>>219578655she wants to leave and is being pressured by 4 faggots to kiss this retarded janitor
Vlada couldn't comprehend the mistake she was making when she followed Landon to the confessional
they're still holding hands
>>219578674She's Moldovan (Eastern Europoor).
>>219578672alcohol
TAKETHEHINTNIGGER
>>219578572>Vimp turned on Bashir for no real reason besides everybody else was doing it and because women generally have self destructive tendencies>She tried to aplogise but Bashir basically told her to fuck off>This made her feel bad so she used Landon as a meat pillow>Now she's reaping the undivided attention of her simpering retard puppy-man and it's making her feel better :)
>>219578705Easily
>>219578712How dry is Vimp? That is the real question.
>>219578716How is there any possible out here?
If you're a guy in this situation please help and give the girl an out
LANDON IS ANDREW CALLAGHAN MAXXINGEXCEPT HE'S BEGGING FOR A KISS FOR 20 MINUTES INSTEAD OF SEXAND IT'S ON THE INTERNET FOREVER
WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY NO?WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAKE HIM SUFFER
>>219578719I would have guessed Transnistria.
Vimp would rather be back in parkland right now
>>219578614kek
>>219578644Binx is 24
he should be on the registry for this honestly
Landon is a bad person. If he cared about Vimp at all he would have ended this when she initially rejected him. Piece of shit homo get raped by Burt.
>hey vimp do you have a thing for pathetic guys?
landon is me when i finally meet binx irl
>>219578663They even did it on S3 and it worked completely well. Hate these wiggers with a passion.
>>219578700I can't watch
How long has this been going on for? Over half an hour?
>>219578496anon stop being a fucking creep. get a grip you fucking moron
>>219578711i tell literally everyone i fuck that their dick is just the right size
>>219578704she's in too deep now
>>219578728>no i dont want to kiss you right nowand leave
>>219578726she's literally playing dead
>They all laugh
Landon would be more respectable if he were one of those incels that flip when friendzoned and started screaming at her and threatening violence
>>219578740He's too stupid to understand she rejected him with an excuse to try and save face for him and her. Now he thinks coming on strong makes him manly.
A respectable nice woman would just give him a little peck on the lips and end this cringe
How will Landon feel tomorrow?
I just realized they invited Laura back for the finale so she's around afterwards to do cheap dry wall repair for them.
Oh shit Bashir is here
bashir please save us
>>219578704women are taught that saying a direct no can end in violence. that's why they gently dance around rejections
bingo got out to bed to take a hit of the vape
>are you begging her to kiss you?LMAO
Any virgins watching right nowDon’t do what Landon is doing
>”I’m letting her make her own choice”>says no >*corners her and holds her hand*
>>219578726drier than the sahara
>Bashneed here to nuke the vibesFuck off
>>219578711Yeah 6-7inch is perfect territory for most girls. Lads get major self-esteem issues about their dick size because of porn and all the monster cocks. Lads and lasses aren't like that in the real world, even porn star lasses struggle with those monster cocks if you ever watch porn a lot of them barely have the cock in half-quarter way in because they're simply too big, it's too painful for the lass.
>>219578756You should never be around women
>"thats why they spent $30?"lmao
>are you begging her to kiss you?LMFAOOOOOO
LOOOOOOOOOOLbashir is the greatest
>>219578758He is gonna neck himself tonight
bashir the cuck wants to watch
>are you begging her to kiss you?Lmao. Amazing.
Bashir don't care
main FUCKING character
>>219578771He did! Thanks anon!
>>219578653I've been shitting on him the entire time and want Bingbong to win. She's still into him.>producerMindraped by the internet as described by the seminal works of Dr. Bongo PhD.
>>219578748You bitch
>>219578754Like Jimmy?
his hand is FROZEN, UNHELD
>>219578777aura
>>219578760And there he goes
>>219578777This is one of those stills that need to be turned into the Jap art style.
BASHIR SEETHE
landon is gonna kill himself
Insane bash w
>>219578756NOBODY. OWES. YOU. ANYTHING. CHUDCEL.
bashir is so butthurt and jealous right now, he probably went straight to the bathroom to cry again, fucking faggot
>mass manipoolator
>>219578771you can't nuke these vibes any worse than they already are
>Bashir says his piece >leavesBased
>>219578728she should have just told him she wasn't interested at the start to prevent him from dragging this furtherit hurts in the moment but it's better than him continuing to beg hopelessly
>>219578802LMAO i cant believe him
>>219578759Laura was a top tier freeloader who made a few mistakes
BASHIR MANIPULATED ME INTO BEGGING VIMP FOR A KISS!Holy fuck. It's never been more over.
BASHIR IS SAVING HERAND HE REFUSED LMAOOOOOOOOO
Alright that was a huge w Bash
So they’re just stuck holding hands now
bash just gave him the easiest way out but he's still choosing to get raped lmfao bro TAKE THE L GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP LMFAO
If Bashir takes her back and fucks her then I will respect him. But so far he's getting cucked by the most pathetic virgin autist janny I've ever seen.
>>219578777shit goes hard
how many more hours until landon gives up
I’d feel bad for Vimp if she didn’t do this to herself by leading on landon. He’d be doing this to binxy if she was still there
>>219578763shamefur dispray landon-san
Monkey spit status?
bashir just tried to manipulate landon into letting go of her hand but the tiger refused
the tiger never lets go of its prey.
>>219578771>>219578786That shit was mad funny
>>219578756no that would actually be leading him on
>>219578812>are you begging her to kiss you?>cmon landon go to bedvimp:>...yeah....lmao
>>219578705The season is saved and Jet redeemed.
>>219578817Only if he pump and dumps her.
I'm so uncomfortable right now, she tried to put him down nicely but this retard keeps going. She felt bad about TTs shitting on her after betraying bashir, she felt bad after bashir accepted her apology but said he doesn't want her as an ally anymore. She went to landon for a hug, because she sees him as a friend, as her comfort buddy and this retard is trying to get a sympathy kiss. Its so fucking cringe.
>>219578817He’s a virgin autist though
>>219578801he literally went to bed
>>219578791dude
https://classic.fishtank.live/clip/415693bash w
>>219578808She literally said something like "I have to put you in the friendzone" during their dinner date after a TTS alluding to her boyfriendLandon did not accept that
landon is staying the hardest rn
all while wearing insert cheesy bread t shirt
>>219578823a lot of the leading on was TTS / production, slowly built over time... the cuddling is autistic though>save mebtw
Simpler times
>>219578825rebounding with hi from 4chan dot org
thank god bingo saved vimp
>>219578817Bascholars and Bashir already made Vimp cry. It was the most spiritual mogging of a life time that no amount of sex will surpass it
FUCKING BRUTAL MOGGING.
it's over
>>219578840oh no no no no
Bingo here to save her girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOn0z0IRVN8
haha i told you guys she liked bashir, landonfags get FUCKED
>Bingo save me!Oh no no no.
BTFO
What does Knowsal think of all this?
She sped walked out the door
life is funnyBashir tries to save landon, landon refusesthen bingo comes in to save vimpthe synchronicity
>>219578817What kind of metal gymnastics is this, holy fuck, It's over, Landoncel.
rip
HOLY SHIT LANDON HUMILIATED
I was straight up jumping in my kitchen laughing at the fact that they were going to kiss like half an hour ago. Now it’s unbearable. Imagine the tts or other people weren’t there
SATANIC
>>219578759her repairs sucked shitthe seams are plainly visible even on the shitty cameras
>>219578764Nah, women are just chickenshits when it comes to doing anything which may make them portrayed negatively.
>FUCK YOU LANDON DIE A VIRGINApologize to Bingo if you've ever called her nontent
BASHIRBROSLETS CLAIM THE W OVER THE NTRFAG LANDONKEKS
James Drake on stepdad duty
bashir sent bingo to save vimp surely
annise should have barged in and attacked red binx like with what happened with blue binx
>>219578802kwab
>>219578882I MISSED IT FUCK
Landon better crawl in bed with Vimp and molest her later tonightShe deserves it
LANDON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OH SHIT, MY BAD LITTLE BUDDY >WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FIRST KISS? >SHE’S KINDA BUSY BOUNCING ON MY MUSLIM COCK RIGHT NOW>MAYBE TRY BEGGING AGAIN LMAO >FUUUUCK IM ABOUT TO NUT IN THIS TIGHT RUSSIAN PUSSY>*cum shoots out Bashirs fat throbbing cock, overflowing out of vimps pussy and hits landon in the face* >*he runs away to the bathroom crying*
James is a good bro.
>>219578886If he did, that's amazing.
this bitch is evildid anyone catch how she broke character and had a really mean laugh for a second when landon said "we had a really nice date earlier"
>>219578840>1min totalABSOLUTELY BASED
>>219578877We all know this feeling of defeat. ;_;
is landon drunk?
>>219578875>laughing at the fact that they were going to kiss like half an hour agoyou're an autist. they were NEVER going to kiss. learn how 2 read body language retard.
>>219578889kek
this is why they shouldn't have pretty girls on my autist show.
Bashir ALWAYS WINS you better get him out Drakewarriors or the Holy Land will surely fall to the huns!
FUCK BROS
>>219578804he's so fucking done with these faggots
>its like middle school bullshitman bingo is smart
i never heard her say no, she'll probably kiss him tomorrow when he's sober
>James Drake did the white man thing and let him embarrass himself so he can grow some characterMeanwhile>bashir nigger came in and joked on him to simp for a bitch that doesn’t even want him
>>219578817how did he get cucked by this pathetic display exactly?
Oh, it is that bad.
>>219578855>sniffing the wall
>why the fuck did i come backOh so they didn't bring him back because he's awesome?
landon with introspection.... too late
>be school shooting survivor>create a new school shooterwhat did vimp mean by this?
>>219578910kwaboty
>>219578849I wouldn’t put it past her
drunk landon stumbles out of the house into the dark streets of atlanta, never to be heard from or seen again
the raped
where did vimp go
>>219578915GET OFF YOUR PHONE LANDON
Not watchingQrd from a neutral party on what is going on?
>>219578903YEEEEEESSSS-UH!
>>219578916SEETHE RETARD
>At least there’s 17 people who can’t watch thisKek
landon on suicide watch
>>219578791>>219578840LMFAO
>>219578933killed herself
>>219578931What did they talked?
>I mogged myselfBest line of this season
>>219578933Stairs in the East WingBingo and Bashir are comforting her after being raped
>>219578817bashir isnt fucking anyone lol
>>219578933Bingo rescued her from Landon by taking her to sleep
>Burt didn't mog me!!!Get raped incel janny
reminder that landon did all this to himselfnobody prompted this
>>219578886tts sent bingo
>>219578889fucking kek
>>219578735Is she ethnic Russian/Ukrainian?
>>219578933bingo tucked content
Burt already fell asleep waiting for Landon to prove his heterosexuality
>>219578914twins are infinitely more socialised despite also being loser virgins
ok now landon needs to get a kiss in the finale though
alright that was funny goodnight frens
Who do you think will lose their virginity first, Landon or Bashir?
>thats my bed, tiger
the more I watch this season more I feel the need to become muslim
>>219578905There was a window he could’ve done it with it being genuine but he was too much of a pussy to do anything. Could’ve taken her to a different room or something but he couldn’t even look at her when they were on the couch
bashir is so fucking based
>>219578910>good boy>t. Alex B
>>219578947He's 30, his father writes erotic novels, he's an Otaku, Westaboo, Syrian, redheaded Muslim.He's got no chance at ever fucking.
>>219578951Holy shit without Bingo Landon would've continue for hours.
>>219578946>>219578948dude
>>219578900She came with Binx. He should have known.
>>219578941Mog complete.*goes to bed*
Was Vamp willing to kiss him? I was only half listening.
>>219578945LOL
>>219578966Now that landon has fucked things up with monkeyspit?100% Bashir
>>219578889now this one
That might have been the most painful thing I've ever seen.
>>219578915Things that will not be happening on fistank this season
>>219578983lol no
>>219578941his body autism is so funny
>>219578975He's also rich, virginboy, and about to be the winner of Fishtank season 5.
WATCH OUT TIGER, BASHIR IS GOING TO MANIPULATE INTO NOT CRYING ANYMORE
>>219578983no she complained on the stairs that they were pressuring her and she didn't want to do it and sounded pretty mad
Self mog complete.
landon and his two divorced gay dads is pretty wholesome
>>219578966neither
Based Bashirfuck Landon
>>219578966Landon isnt gonna want to talk to a woman again for years
>landon calling out bashir on being a sociopath>instantly starts chimping out
>bash talking sense into him>STOP MANIPULATING MEtheres no helping this sub 90 iq retard man
>>219577960
>>219578998Bashir is the best momJames Drake is the best dad
>>2195789754 more wives than u pal
>>219578941>he was only stalling the kiss because he wanted to keep holding her hand
Glassroom needs better mics
>James and Bashir working together to help Landonawww
>All of this shit because he didn't kissed Laura when she was up for itLMAOOOOOOO
>>219579008Fuck Landon
>>219578910>sorry little buddy not tonight :)
At least Landon is self aware.
but i wuvvv huhw
>>219578969that was kinda hot
>>219579007yeah immediately called him a stupid little idiot lmao. fuck bashir
This is fucking middle school drama
>>219579016HARD TO SWALLOW PILLS.
>>219579016Letty offered too
This should've been the final 3 btw
yep ,its bro time
Landon seriously thought she was interested.
he's gonna be suicidal when he sobers up and realizes what he's done
>>219579028FUCK YOU ARE RIGHTLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>219578994I have money, lots of people have money. But I've had sex and been in two serious relationships. Bashir has not. My previous ex I came in her raw over 1000 times, we were together three years, sometimes we'd fuck 3-4 times a day. Not every day but when we had a day off from work we'd go at it like rabbits.
>>219579010kek truuuu
>Bashir-"you're feelings for her are not real">Landon-"THEY ARE REAL TO ME"
>>219578986it didnt do landon
>>219579016Laura was the only girl in the house who gave him a kiss on the cheek and squeezed his buttHe should've gone for it for the experience
>>219579034landon's parents finding him dead in front of his monitor with clips of this scene looping
>>219578966It depends. If Landon accepts he will only attract ugly females then Im sure there is a fishtank orbiter somewhere that would fuck him. I dont think Bashir will fall for any orbiter, but eventually he'll find a good muslim woman to settle down with.
Bashir genuinely mad lol
I have money, lots of people have money. But I've had sex and been in two serious relationships. Bashir has not.My previous ex I came in her raw over 1000 times, we were together three years, sometimes we'd fuck 3-4 times a day. Not every day but when we had a day off from work we'd go at it like rabbits.
>>219579028That's right, he should have accepted
lmao
BASHIR MOMMY PUNISHED DISRESPECTFUL SON LANDON
lol bashir having a melty
>>219578812>>219578833does anyone have the clip of this, so fucking peak
>TTS says go talk to Drake instead>Bashir spergs out at both of them
What did he say to piss Bashir off lol
lmao Bashqueer getting mad about TTS telling Landon to talk to DrakeBrashqueer is bitchmad for his spotlight getting ruined HAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHH
bashir and james really are like landon's divorced parents who split custody
shota cocks
bashir bassd beyone belief
I DID NOT MANIPULATE HIM I DID NOTTT
>bashir chimping OUT!Told you guys James Drake was the true white man
lmfao landon's so fucking retarded
>>219579052duh every time he tries to talk to Landon he acts like Bashir is casting some muslim magic on him
>>219578878I agree but she also has said she never got a chance to sand yet so I'll wait until I see her finished work. It does look like she's slapping too much in there and trying to fill large holes which really need drywall replacement first.
>>219579052I would too if a retard keep saying that I'm lying to his face.
>>219579052i would be too. dude tried to milk a kiss for over 30 minutes and now wants bashir to get milked
>>219578966Bashir, he already has a girl just needs to get married
Why is Bashir melting down....?
how tf is bashir yelling about how fake fishtank is to landon while missing all the kayfabe the whole season
bashir seething AGAIN
this episode of the wire moggles
>>219579052Landon really is just too simple
>>219579069oh hi duanye
back to his depression pitthis fucking guy
Drake and Bashir joining forces to tard wrangle has made me like both more
>unleashes Burt upon the house>pays the ultimate pricecuriosity killed the tiger
>>219579079a tts made him mad
inb4 vimp gets in bed with him again and they make out
bashir has to bash some sense into him only way this retard will understand
>>219579079TTS kept whining about how he's manipulating Landon so he got sick of it.
The tiger lies defeated...
>>219579052so fucking funny that he was complaining whilst on bashirs bed
>>219579029true
>>219579080White Muslim narcissism
Laura won
>>219579079literally tts & Landon telling him to be honest and not yell in his ear
>>219579059her >>219578840
fucking its 6am againstop doing this fishtank, i cant turn it off
Bashir finally stops babying Landon.
>Dont sleep in here , you'll catch a disease LMAO
lmao bashir throwing this faggot janny out of his room is hilarious
i understand drake hate but this rly made me see bashirs short temper and drakes benefits.drake is a good friend bash burt and dumbgay are all not what he needs rn
Drake is so much better at big bro-ing
>call the muslim a manipulator and see how he recoils
Reminder Drake will never speak to Landon again and Bashir will be the most popular post-tank fish ever while Landon still seethes about him
landon bursted into bashirs room and started saying STOP MANIPULATING ME while bash was trying to help him lmaooooo
>>219579075The tts said it not Landon from what I heard.
>>219579098>herIM NOT A GIRL IM A BOY
Bashir in the samurai robes is so funny
imagine the most cringiest, embarrassing shit you ever did being broadcast to a bunch of mentally ill fanatics who will NEVER let it die. landon will rope after this
>>219579074you make it seamless by making the mix the right consistency... no need to sand it
How many times does Landon need to be rejected?
If you like kisstank shit you're a literal subhuman.
>>219579109Drake will start playing video games again so he can hang out with the boys
>>219578840brutal mog
>>219579111He's such a retard. When Bashir came in he started crying about how Bashir somehow manipulated him into the situation without being involved.
>>219579070Bashir isn't White, look at his father he's some arab admixture. Bashir is a mutt at best. His skull has the incorrect phenotype for Caucasion skulls.
>>219579106Bashir is genuinely jealous he literally said that the best thing that happened to him on fishtank was Vimp and then she went and slept with Landon
>>219579106>i understand drake hate but this rly made me see bashirs short temperlandon has been backstabbing him the entire show
>>219579095syrians aint white nigguh
>>219579119at least he still has the ghost community.
Is Vimp a Landon-tier retard or something? She could have handled this much better.
i can't believe bashir threw a drunk retard out of the room because of his trust issues lmao
>>219579104>da-zees
>>219579122spotted the kissless autistic virgin LMAO
he's crying LOL
this hurt more bens punch to the face lmfao
>Vimp wants to talk to youOH NO... IT'S GETTING WORSE
SHE'S GOING TO SUCK HIS DICK
>>219579052landon's iq is too low to have a conversation with bashir. per se.
>>219579109Anon I'm sure they'll keep in touch after the show to some extent.
James is a good bro
>>219579111I would have thrown that retard out of my bed too. What gives you the right you kissless virgin
>>219579079He tried to comfort Landon while the latter was lying on his bed, Landon reacted by calling him a liar and then a TTS accused him of being a manipulator again so Bashir pushed him off his bed and told him to fuck off
>i embarrassed myself per selmfao this lil nigga
>>219579119>landon will ropehe can't tie his shoes never mind a noose
This has completely unraveled the character of Landon. Some men grow from this, others wither & die. Which way will he go?
>>219579052>>219579095>>219579079>>219579063nigger was literally in his bed while complaining about him lol
Landon being the only one drunk makes this even worse
yeesh
>>219579141i wanted for Landon to get humbled again but I wasnt thinking it was gonna go this way
>>219578966Bashir is celibate isn't he
>talking in the worst area of the houseThanks, retards.
>>219579136GOOD. fuck landon
>>219579129This, it's why he's got such a short temper over this because he's thinking he should be him and vimp not landon and vimp.
>>219579144oh fuck off please no more its late
>>219579131this is a game show bro. bashir has been moral fagging the whole show, but throws his morals aside when it doesnt benefit himobviously people are gonna conflict theyre competing.drake is still a good person because he can separate the show part
>>219579132He’s as much Syrian as he is white.
>>219579029Fucking Blaine
landon is the most raped anyone has ever been on this show, on the same show that has had bliccy multiple times
This all ends with Landon getting fucked by Burt
>>219579134women never give a clear answer
>>219579106dude bashir tries to talk to him and all he does is scream, drunk as fuck, STOP MANIPULATING ME, I would literally murder the guy.
>>219579172only choice now
>>219579155That's extremely funny.
>>219579165I know dude... it's 4AM for me...
going in for round 3 btw, this will go well landon, keep trying, just keep trying
>>219579109>Bashir will be the most popular post-tank fish everlol
>>219579156Thanks to his brother James Drake he will grow stronger
>>219579052>'Landon side with me it's your best chance'>Landon doesn't, gets eliminated>'Landon stop letting women string you along you retard'>Doesn't listen, gets humiliated>'BASHIR BE HONEST WIF ME FOR ONCE'
i love both of these niggas
somehow bashir swooped in and took a bigger L from that, cucked faggot
>>219579079landon was laying on bashir's mattress crying like a bitch and when bash tried to talk some sense in him the janny called him a manipulator
THIS NIGGA DOGGONE FUCKED UP PER SE
Lando is THE MOST RAPED MAN in human history
Tayleigh had more of a spine than Landon and that's saying something
I'm not joking I hope Landon offs himself after this
>>219579174they never do, you have to learn how to read between the lines with women, and you pick that up with experienceotherwise go date a dude if you want straight forward
>>219579167>throws his morals aside when it doesnt benefit himA guy getting sick of someone who constantly fucking tells him that he's evil and trying to manipulate him is throwing away his morals? And he came back 20 fucking seconds later after calming down.
>>219579185>NO YOU SHOULDNT BE MAD AT THE RETARD THAT FUCKED YOU OVER YESTERDAAAAYcope landonsissy
>>219579169one drop phenotypes arent combinable
>>219579172Correct.
>>219579171trve
>>219579183trvke
Binxsy winxsy vimpy wimpy
>>219579183>robbed the best 1v1 ending in fishtank history by some retarded clones of josie
>>219579172Burt is going to hound him about being gay
you know landon hears >i dont think you want your first kiss on fishtankand thinks hes never going to get a first kiss because he aint gonna have an opportunity to be around girls that tolerate him ever again
>>219579106Who would’ve thought the volcel wants to bring you down to their level, while the stepdad wants to see you grow through your pain
>>219579106Landon has been shitting on Bashir for like three days now, I'm surprised he even tried to comfort him after their spat in the goo room
>>219579183The tank brings out the worst in everyone, especially the audience.
>>219579189so did tj and even daniel
A shot at season 6?
Landon will 100% become an alcoholic once the season is over
>>219579139Nah it's just gay boring and been done a lot of times before. It's for women and homos that watch love island.
>>219579148You think the autistic janitor who only eats cheesy fries is going to suddenly change his life and not go back to being a janitor? MAYBE he'll stream himself getting drunk everyday and be a lolcow
jet i just took my bedtime bongrip let's kill the tts and pick up where we left off in 8
"i dont want to force you">1+ hour of guilt tripping to try and get a kissyou dont hate retards enough
>>219579134It's called getting let down gently and it's super common
he's an evil imp
>>219579196He’s American.
>>219579218its his first timeit never goes smooth
>>219579203Yeah it's honestly pretty lame. Twins coasted all the way to Day 30, barely doing a thing.
>>219579214Just how the bloodsucking wigger parasites like it
I hope Bashir eliminates that homo so he can quit and give the twins the W, that’ll be the most kino ending.
Landon is that janitor in; Im thinking of ending things
>>219579222you know, he hasnt actually been evil for like 3 days
>>219579185yeah that was funny
>>219579007>I'm showing sympathy and trying to console and advise this crowbar spined RETARD while he's laying in MY bed>when I try to give him some "hang in there, it's not that bad, you're being foolish, you've only known her for like a week">the little retard who was just holding a girl's hand begging for a kiss for 20 minutes is trying to insult me saying I'm a manipulator assholeI'd do more than just throw him out of my bed
>>219579222love this gay nigga
>A debacle is a sudden, complete failure, collapse, or overwhelming disaster. It often describes chaotic, embarrassing situations or major, unexpected defeats.
>>219579180All the other post tank fish either work for production or get 500 view live streams lmao
>>219579185>somehow bashir swooped in and took a bigger L from that, cucked faggotlmao true
>>219579175bashir is fake as fuck and obviously mad/jealous for some reason. its gay as fuck and morally grandstanding doesnt helplandon needs a friend he doesnt need some nigga to tell him correct morals and whats right or wrong
in an apollonian, just society landon would be castrated
>Bashir making it about himself
>>219579212TJ never came close to Landon/Daniel KWABiness
>>219579203>>219579183tell jet to do a finale level challenge for the semi-finals. the real finals can be connect 4 or something.
>conversation happening in a blind spot on the stairs>away from mics and cameras>crank up my volume to hear what's happening >NIGGER mints BLASTS TTS I will rape him out of pure spite, fuck this wide-hipped nigger
holy shit he’s spazzing about the obviously fake wives
>>219579216Huh? I just said they'll all keep in touch, not uproot their lives. They'll text and send each other memes, maybe visit when they're in-town.
>>219579222My nigga
>>219579237And that’s why you’re all alone.
that tts roasted bashir lmao
She needs to do it now to spite Bash for ultimate seethe
Im even more lostare the wives real or not i need help
>>219579248Many are saying this
>>219579238danyey is great.
landon needs to be culled
>>219579246he's been butthurt for three days about vimp sleeping in the bed with landon, it's why he was so bitchy the other day and threw borax in bliccy's eyes and cut open jame's face with the door
>>219579106He ran into his room to cry in his bed lol, I'd have thrown him down the stairs
>>219579223so are mexicans?
>>219579185bashirseethers are clinically insane
>>219579167fuck off landon
>>219579214The wiggers have created the next kingcobra. Grim
>>219579185His want and need to be the centre of attention is his greatest weakness in situations like this. Drake is doing the right thing and just being subdued and not trying to 'love bomb' landon with bullshit advice.
>>219579218>>219579224I waited till the very end of the date for my first kiss and I was almost getting sick to my stomach. The first one, you just gotta go for it and either it works or you get rejected. This being said, Landon is seriously wet brained and can't tie shoes.
qrd past 6 hours? nice schedule wiggers
Convinced Bashir would seriously assault someone and get kicked out if the show went on for 42 days and not 29
>>219579262don't worry about it
>>219579218the art of the sex pest
Dragging Landon to the stairs didn't help at all
>>219579171No Jimmy's post rejection sperg outs on bloodgames were much more brutal
>>219579246Yeah he seems overly mad about this
>>219579262they're realwhy would bashir lie?
>>219579246bro needs a friend that is honest, not a bunch of fishtank strangers tellin him its going to be okay, tiger, and just b urself. bashir just gives it in raw gay religious form so he can really think on it and grow from it instead of empty platitudes that the James Drake types give him.
>>219579269If they were born in Anerica - yes.
>>219579185No one views it like this, shit was funny.
>>219579267he splashed bliccy with food coloring
>>219579167Landon is a retard who can't tell whether Bashir is being a hypocrite or nothe just hears Binx and TTS call him a manipulator and believes it without trying to analyze the situation
>>219579251embarrassing
>>219579222based
>James Drake being quiet through all this because he’s older and knows this is a cannon event
>>219579262u can call anything u want ur wife i think
>>219579246>bashir is fake as fuck and obviously mad/jealous for some reason. its gay as fuck and morally grandstanding doesnt help>landon needs a friend he doesnt need some nigga to tell him correct morals and whats right or wrongtrvke
>>219579259>t.
>>219579246Some of your are very mentally unwell with Bash Deragement Syndrome
>>219579256Yea the 36 year old normie is gonna send memes to the autistic who's obsessed with the ghost community
>>219579303hi you are my wife
dumbgay is my comfort character
Christ, this still isn't over?
>>219579316wow
How has Landon not snapped and gone on a stabbing spree?
>>219579292James Drake told him "you shot your shot and it didn't go your way, happens" which is as nice as you can put it. "You're a retarded autistic loser and this will never work with any woman" is a bit rough.
>>219579210this>>219579106nigger
>>219579302james drake doesn't know what its like to be an autistic ugly virgin at 22 who only eats cheesyfries. what can you even say at that point
>>219579298Made Landon look like Jet lmao.
the janitor deserves a pity handjob
Why did Drake think getting Vimp would help? Makes both of them uncomfortable and drags this out even more
>>219579323hes not asian
>>219579302he's being quiet because production haven't fed him a line
That was top 3 moments watching fishtank live for me
nigger mints
>>219579267>boraxbashir seethers have gone insane
>>219579325fag
A lot of you were posting how Vimp is a good woman, how she's so LOYAL, loyal, LOYAL to Bashir.Bashir is absolutely seething over this entire situation of Landon being the one emotional over Vimp.Bashir still very obviously wants her but he's trying to come off as stoic, yet his crash out at Landon who didn't even say anything to him, it was a TTS message who said he was manipulating Landon, proves how short his temper and thin his skin over this situation is.
>>219579319Right? This started at the end of drake-burt date so its been like 4hours or something. Better than going to the movies
>>219579171speaking of bliccy did she leave?
>>219579334He just wants to continue the bit.
wagies are waking up to argue about bashir vs drake again. have a good shift, see you at content hours
she's gonna kiss him
>>219579321it gets bigger
>>219579324the real deal is you gotta tell him what he did wrong and give him the real truth to it. he aint gonna learn anything and hes going to try it on the next bitch that gives him an ounce of attention
>>219579313Do you understand what a bonding experience is? It's not like they'll all just pretend the last 30 days never happened.
>>219579323he's too busy being a janitor.
bingo playing mediator
>they're all talking on Bashir's bed nowtop kek
>>219579276>Landon tries to mog Burt>Burt and Dumbgay say that Landon is gay>Burt says that the only way to prove his is not gay is to prove it>Landon proposes to kiss Vimp on front of Burt>Landon goes to Vimp and tries to kiss her for 4 hours>Gets Rejected once>Gets rejected twice>Landon mans up for a 3rd time>Takes vimps hand and proposes like it's middle school>Gets rejected thrice>Everyone wakes up>Landon cries
>>219579334The chad mind can't comprehend how asocial autistic retards think
>Hey, that guy that cornered you for an hour begging for a kiss? You made him sad so go back up and apologize to him.Drake the wife beater
>>219579326>>219579336Every guy has been KEKED before.If they say they haven’t they’re lying.
>>219579358How old are you and do you have any non-online friends?
>>219579276>burt got gaslit by TTS that Landon is gay>he tried to prove he was straight by having Vimp kiss him>she softly rejected him for 2 hours straight>he literally prostrated himself in shame, begged her for a kiss>confessed his feelings after hours of humiliation>"nooo you're drunk and I don't think you would want your first to be on fishtank">bashir came in, called him cringe, walked away>bingo finally pulled her away>now they're hashing it out while NIGGER MINTS lets TTS through raping any headphone users
>>219579358No, those posters are clearly unsocialized
>everything I said was trueBold strategy.
>>219579339thisthey came through.
she's about to kiss him
>>219579366WHY CANT THEY LET BASHIR SLEEP ITS FUCKING 6AM
>>219579366bashir manipulated them into taking his room and talking in his bed
>more "wait until were off the show" copingVimp is coward. Just say NOT INTERESTED.
>>219579367and now we are on attempt 4 LMAO
>>219579366Kek
>>219579111Yeah Jimmy and Cole were very popular too!!!
>>219579369based Drake looking out for his boy
Landon is a retarded virgin sperg but Vimp should have known better than to lead him onThis is all her fault
JET TURN OFF THE SPEAKERS FOR 10 MINUTES
Relentless Landon worming in
she's giving him infinite chances honestly, she did the same thing with bashir>i mean you don't want to touch me? like you should've said something>i just feel bad because your religion and everything>landon is there anything you want to sayit FEELS as if she's giving him the opportunity to do it but every male in the house that production pairs her up with just cucks out
>>219579366if he fingerblasts someone on that bed he's redeemed tbf
Vimp farming all the loosh out of Landon’s corpse
>>219579106>>219579244>>219579185>>219579023>>219579007Bashir's a fag and even I've got to give him the W there, Landon is a fucking faggot who needs to sternly be told that he's a faggot.
>>219579382If women did this we would have world peace tomorrow.
>I RESPECT YOUR DESICIONNIGGA THIS IS YOUR 4th ATTEMPNIGGA STOPLANDON STOPSTOP!!!!
>>219579366He told them to take it, bad choice. This shit is going to take an hour for them to get through 5 sentences.
idk a lot of u guys are saying i hate bashir or that its understandable he acts this way because landons been meanive lived life and had hard moments and seen friends have hard moments.i understand why bashir would feel that wayand i understand the wisdom bashir could grant landonbut right now in this moment landon is sad and down on himself. and he doesnt need a lecture he needs to be comforted so he doesnt lose the confidence hes gainedhes literally an incel it takes so much confidence to try with a woman and that sucks when it doesnt work
>>219579382thisfucking stop leading this retard on
when these niggas wake up tomorrow its going to be night time already, theyre circarian rhythms are completely fucked
>>21957937127, yeah I have plenty of friends and have been to a few weddings as a groomsman. I don't know why you're implying I don't have solid grip on interpersonal dynamics. You're acting like we're talking about caste systems.
>>219579106Who cares? This isn't therapy tank. Bashir should have been worse to Landon a long time ago. He's been babied way too long.
>>219579303That legit could be the loophole he’s using since it’s not technically “lying”
that tts was a truth bomb. she's more worried about her image.
bashirs wives were invented by tts in week 1 and bashir went with it as a joke and because 95% of fish and viewers have adhd and autism they thought he said it himself and was being serious
>>219579370i imagine its probably more humiliating in 2026 when everythings recorded, and double so on a gameshow.even more humiliating being a 22 year old that is a virgin.this is like middle school shit and its amazing to watch because he was being a huge drunk faggot earlier. id be lying to say he didn't deserve this.
ENTER
>wait until after the showfeels like big brother
>>219579367i'm landon i'm gay
Bashir got tired of waiting for them to leave kek
>>219579366KEK imagine if they do kiss... on Bashirs bed... a man who wanted Vimp...who was giggling about how much he liked her just a couple of nights ago...how he was fantasising about Vimp becoming his first real wife... oh no... oh no.
>>219579106In the real world most people would bash his head in
>>219579241They wish they got 500. Average like 15
>>219579413this nigga was literally eliminated
>dunyay following them around and saying the same shit over and over
>returns in sunglasses to smoke cigarillos and further cuck the relationshipnot even a bashtard but I love this nigga lmao>if I have to be celibate, everyone has to be
>>219579358>fishtank is a bonding experience Get off 4chan you fucking loser
>Landon gets the 50k out of pity.The perfect play.
why is bashir cock blocking? jealous faggotor maybe he wants to watch because he's a cuck
>>219579389i hope vimp gets more hate tts from this too, gonna be honest
bashir there to make sure the ship doesnt become official
>>219579432It's his room, on his mattres
>>219578081No, nobody has been that bad other than one guy I met during Euro hours and even Landon was more optimistic than him which was pretty bleak. The real blackpill is how many delusional Anons are self inserting as James Drake
>>219579415bashirs classic car collection
>lovetank niggas have BDSgive it up! jihad is inbound!
>>219579399nah
>>219579439why?
>>219579438He gave them his room and then realised they're going to be in here for a fucking hour and he needs to go to bed.
i wasnt paying attention, did james drake really tell her to apologize to him? lmao
Bingo is another kissless virgin who admitedly doesn't want to date anyone she shouldn't be giving advice either
>>219579438they're in his room, on his bed
>>219579434Why you heff to b mad?
>>219579432He just looks like a cuckold
>>219579430AND HE'S STILL ON THE SHOW. HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW
five days isnt a short time for a kiss, what is this, middle school?
Nobunaga and Yasuke
Why is Bashir on the cuck mattress?
>>219579447leading him on.
Lowkey bashir dying back there hearing their cuddling tales
>>219579446Yes, you delusional faggot. Your self-insert fag is fucking loser
>TTS on>Bashir enters for no reason>Dunyay cawwwing through the doorGoranian
>>219579461lmao
this is painful to watch
nahimjustkiddin
>>219579460they are trying to find a good cope reason to justify why she won't kiss him, it's bullshit, she is probably beyond disgusted by the 2-3 hours of sex pest-tier pressuring
vimp is a shit woman for leading on a retard. i'm not a full on 'ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL' guy, but jesus christ. too many women feel the need to try and smooth over any negative emotion even if it means gaslighting a retard into thinking he has a chance. this kind of thing only results in elongated turmoil and suffering for the guy.
>>219579382shes a nice woman, shes trying to put him down without conepletely breaking his hesrt, she could ve said she liked bashir or something and it would have been way better than making 10 different excuses to not kiss him.
>>219579106Fucking idiot, James isn't Landon's friend; he only puts up with him. The same way normies only put up with Speds
>>219579451That was a lie. It got proven during “never have I ever” that both the twins have sucked and fucked others
>>219579438fuck that ninja tard
>>219579462he just wants to sleep or smoke cigarillos in the dark
i havent watched since jd left, why is landon a freeloader and why is bingo being a cunt to bashir? the twins kept saying they were going to be eternally loyal to bash
I FULLY BELIEVE SHE WILL KISS HIMGIVE LANDY YOUR ENERGY
>>219579468lmao its bashirs bed they are counseling him on
BURT DIDNT MOG MEEEE
I'm off to have a cheeky wank, let me know if anything happens.
>>219579441kek forgot about that>an entire room of the raped
>>219579435Burt should get it for causing this and immediately going to bed
>>219579461my favorite duo this season
>Burt didn't do shit>it was all James (who walked in at the end) and Bashir (who wasn't involved in any respect)Amazing. He is buck broken.
women are awesome
>>219579347She's in the shower
>>219579412I was the best man at my best friends wedding and we no longer speak to each other. I don't think you know what a caste system is. Grow up
>>219579438get out of his room, niggers
there's layers in the sounds
>twins actually get eliminated 4th with an emotional goodbye>Landon goes out 3rd place in an emotional elmination after one of his Dad's has to put him down>James Drake vs. Bashir greatest rivalry in fishtank history final 2 where its a billy madison style decathalon of challengesthis is what galaxy gas took from you
>>219579476cant a bitch just say no im not interested
>>219579485After all that? FUCK NO
>>219579498
Bashir get out Vimp is a waterfall right now
Reminder that Landon is a worm who deserves all this
>>219579485>it's 2026>here's how Bernie can still win
why didn't he just have bongo as his first kiss
>>219579485Even if she kisses him at this point it's purely out of complete pity and means nothing. Actually a horrible way to lose your first kiss
>>219579406>but right now in this moment landon is sad and down on himself. and he doesnt need a lecture he needs to be comforted so he doesnt lose the confidence hes gained>hes literally an incel it takes so much confidence to try with a woman and that sucks when it doesnt workwomp womp
>>219579503apparently not, she's retarded
>>219579493let little buddy cope.
>>219579490this looks like an edit of the season 1 room lmao
>>219579512Well Bongo wasn't cuddling with him in bed earlier today
>mogs your cucktent
Why are they in Bashirs room
>>219579485I'm literally absorbing any energy anyone tries to give to him
>>219579382You've never dealt with women I see
>>219579529Basheet
>>219579501>>twins actually get eliminated 4th with an emotional goodbyethe candy elimination live was an emotional tidal wave for the few minutes before it got snuffed out
>>219579528He told them they could use it and then realised he needs to sleep so he wants them to figure it out and leave. They're retarded autists, so they won't.
this nigga's funny
QRD on Landon?
>>219579406it still hasn't clicked to landon how big of a retard he is being rn. landon has to be humbled, for his own good.
>>219579528Burt is burting off in the confessional
>>219579438>cock blockingright
Most women ghost men to not have to deal with all this
>>219579496>I was the best man at my best friends wedding and we no longer speak to each otherWell I'm sorry to hear that, drifting apart is unfortunate. My main point is that I don't find in inconceivable that people like landon, drake and bashir would keep in casual touch after the show wraps up.
>>219579485BASHBROS, SIPHON HIS ENERGY.
>>219579542Poop.
Ok I'm done, this is just boring and I'm going to put on a movie.
>>219579484the candy challenge and jet forcing an end to friendtank caused divides. It’s not as bad now that Laura is gone
>>219579478yeah maybe it's good intentions but she should consider that landon is beyond retarded and will. not. get. the. hint. ever
>raped by Laura>raped by a midget>raped by VimpThe Tiger is raped
>>219579541People can hate him but he gets the show even if he’s a loudmouth meta fag about it sometimes
Fell asleep after the first part of the quizWoke up and they're still awakeHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>219579547I have concluded that you are brown. Get fucked shit skin
>>219579572Dude, you missed Landon begging for a kiss.
Kick that 30virgin incel out of the room.YOU NEED TO BE ENGAGED TO KISS
Why’s Bingo there?
>kiss me where it smells funny
>>219579608She got Vimp out of the room.
>>219579599>Kick Bashir out. He just joins the gloryhole with Dunyay
>>219579599His room nigga
>>219579599>YOU NEED TO BE ENGAGED TO KISSbased
Vimp is kind of an autismo herself and it's making the situation worse. There's no good reason for her to be back by him again.Binx needs to walk her through dealing with this shit when she leaves
>>219579608She rescued Vimp from the grip of Landon's hand
>>219579608Vimp's protection
>>219579635>There's no good reason for her to be back by him againtts
>leaving when Vimp tells him toWhy didn't he just kick them out.
>>219579620>>219579645But why? Now she’s going to be cranky all day since she didn’t get enough sleep.
>>219579501I would agree but I’m fine with the current outcome because that led to:>Blane going insane >Landon having the biggest fall off of all time>Drake being finally exposed as a deep seated Bateman style psychopath and coping that he was “doing an Alex B impression” >Laura finally giving up because she knew Dumbgay was coming for her It’s the dark timeline but it feels more real
I bet this would be mad entertaining if the TTS wasnt ruining every sentence every 5 seconds
The etymology of blyat comes from "wandering around" as in being a whore. Shares an etymology with "blend". Bashir was more correct about her own language.
>>219579672tts would have everyone fucking burt and burning the house down if they did everything it said
>>219579687TTS Told her, also Bashir and James DrakeShe is a good woman.
>>219578609You do realize that Letty was shipping them and most likely in on the bit with the wiggers if not the one who started all of this.
>I just need more timeJust fucking ask her for a yes or no, retard.
Seeing incels aand autists in this thread discuss all this like it's something incredibly deep and complex is a whole other layer of retardation on top of the onscreen action. I have failed many times with women and may basically be cursed romantically but at least I'm not as fucked as some of you. May god have mercy on your souls.
