The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) thread
Jewbst really got mind broken badly by Billy, eh.
Billy is the greatest gamer of all time and that claim always holds up in court
>>219580941what a bunch of unfortunate looking men
>>219581341They look normal
>>219581341Bitchell is 60, m8. He was actually quite good looking as a lad.
>>219581386
>>219581394They look like regular guys you can when out and about. I don’t think they’re attractive, but I don’t think they’re ugly either. They just look normal.
>>219580941Steve Weibe was always the true winner
>>219581507>you can see when out and about
>>219581507You see a lot of albino Indians and human Roblox characters in your part of the world?
>>219581536Based Steve Weibe fan
>>219580941Kek lobst is going to lose to Big Scores Billy again.
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.711378/gov.uscourts.flsd.711378.1.0.pdf
>>219581650nice virus
There's a Karl Jobst kill screen coming up if anybody wants to watch.
>Anon, Robert, you're back again? You must have a lot of money to come to the theatre so often>T-two tickets to The King of Kong: Extended 2025 Rerelease? Wouldn't you rather see the new Snow White?>No? Y-yeah, I hear King of Kong is very good>Well here's your tickets and snacks>Now Legends, don't forget the standard 10% gratuity. Many of us are struggling in this economy and rely on tips to make ends meet>L-legends? You forgot to tip! T-that's ok I'll catch you on the way out
>>219581390>Bitchell is 60not in that picture
He's going to mislead people and ask for funding again isn't he.
>>219580941The Opus Dei Albino still hasn't learned his lession? Or is this old news?
Did Jobst sell his house to pay off the fees yet?
>>219582317No, he gave it to his wife and dodged all court fees. He belongs in prison for fraud
>>219580941>Karl Jobber round 2No fucking way! LMAO
>>219580941>lie to the people you beg money for about where that money will go>get called out on it>sue the person who called you out for your well-documented and extremely public liesYour honor, my client is clearly not fit to stand trial due to his severe brain injuries
>>219581341Whiter than you, Mohammad
>>219582636He's delusional.I have a friend of a friend trying to sue a minor for 30k for defamation. She's 40, girl was 17 at the time. Long story short she beleives she's going to win because she keeps using Chatgpt to answer all her legal questions and of course it agrees with her.The reality of it is she's going to loose. I believe Karljobber is doing the same shit. Smelling his own farts via chatgpt ai bs.
Billy is a natural winner and some anons just can't COPE with that fact.
>>219580941Youtubers are the biggest pussies lol
Silly bitchell
>>219580941Never seen a youtuber take a bigger L from a personality that they thought they’ll be able to easily walk all over because they saw them as an inferior lolcow, than mister Karl here What an embarrassing moment for him
Lawyerbros, we will be out of jobs soon
>>219582920All of his miseries can be singlehandedly attributed to the Australian justice system being an utter joke though
>>219582942"The real problem is not whether machines think, but whether men do."- B.F. Skinner (read by Leonard Nimoy in Civ 4 when you research Robotics)
>>219582942The transcripts of the trial you lost? those transcripts? Seems to me the judgement of AI might be somewhat suspect if it can't even identify a loser after the fact.
Use the promo code KarlLost for 20% off.
>>219582942>>219582775Fucking called it.
Is that retard at it again? Another lawsuit for our amusement?
>>219583056Billy deserves to die
>>219583015The whole AI bullshit has made it obvious that the weak part of a Turing test isn't the machine but the human
>>219582957>though
>>219583107you lost
>>219582785Oh, dear
>>219583086It seems that his success has once again led to some controversy
>>219582942This is some premium grade quality copeNot store brand!
>>219583107Though is a valid way to end a sentence, doeverbeitmore.
>>219582942>The winner pays the fees of the loser
>>219583221AI said so
>>219583221It was a calculated risk but boy is he bad at math
There's gotta be something genuinely wrong with your brain if you willingly get involved in multiple lawsuits over a fucking donkey kong score.Doubly so when you already have legal debt and are legally bankrupt.
>>219582957Literally this. There is no way in hell he should have been able to lose that shit but Australia is so fucked that weaseling around with semantics having to do with nitpicking hyper specific vernacular and “UM ACKSHUALLY”-ing can make you just kinda win or lose a case arbitrarily if the judge decides they don’t want to do this anymore lol. And people on here specifically will tell you this is a good thing I guess? I don’t know man it’s some fuckery, and to the people who say Karl misrepresented his case to the public, they obviously didn’t really pay attention to his posts and video uploads about it because I somehow knew exactly what the case was about the entire time. Because I actually listened to what he was saying. I guess that’s what no one else did from the way people talk about it in retrospect.
>>219583051the Jobst post is from after he lost the trial, it was post hoc cope not him using chatGPT as a lawyer
These two grifters are in cahoots and create this constant drama for engagement. Billy was probably best man when Karl married his mail order bride.
RIP to Apollo Legend, you will never be forgotten brother.
>>219583275It wasn’t over a Donkey Kong score. It was about a vague implication of the possibility that someone had something to do with another person being depressed enough to kill themselves. So yeah equally as gay as fuck.
>>219580941australian courts are a joke, this karl dude lied about his assets to his teeth and passed everything to his wife's name so he could not pay the lawsuit he lost to billy mitchelabsolute nigger
>>219583340You are defaming, you better lawyer up
>>219583317Hey don’t talk about Karl’s accountant like that
>>219583317mail order brides are based
>>219582942AI is just a reddit search bar
>>219583400There's zero reason to not kill Billy, the world would be a better place without him
>>219583382>litigious prick who constantly games the legal system gets mad when someone else games the legal systemSorry Billy, I'm sure you'll find another way to buy that winnebago.
>>219583462Well I mean shit, nobody is disputing that. Dude is the spergy old man-midge version of a pick-me girl who peaked in the 80s and even then the peak was pretty abysmal.
>>219583474>ausfailia>(((legal system)))
>>219583382>australian courts are a joke>which is why it’s messed up that they didn’t do more to uphold one of their ridiculous rulings
has there ever been a bigger case of someone needing to "take the L" as Lobst?
>>219583571Legal systems are for soft cunts ya drongo
>>219583579you posting from AI answers again? cringe
>>219583317I bet most youtubers do this. They all know each other. They all go to the same events and hotel lounges and have LA restaurants. It's all a work.
>>219581542>you can fuck when out and aboutFtfyfamalama
>>219583666Well shit, if anyone knows about acts of evil, it's satan. Conspiracy confirmed.
>>219581575Now you're just being disingenuous. You know he's right. If you saw either of those guys in the street and they weren't famous you would not think twice.
>>219583700Or maybe he's trying to deceive you?
>>219583740I have no proof that you aren't Billy or Karl, but I do have proof he's Satan.
Losing already financially ruined Jobst once. Why is he doing it again?
>>219583642What?
>>219583666Yes, it’s all a conspiracy. Everyone is in on it. Even your friends and family. The people you thought you could trust. They are following you. Everywhere you go, they are watching. Listening. It won’t be long.
>>219580941Didn't Karl Jobst already lose one MASSIVE lawsuit against Billy?Karl needs to take the L and stay away from Billy. Karl is just barely rebuilding his reputation after that massive L, but his obsession with Billy will be Karl's undoing.Let it go Karl! Walk away!
Billy is like 1-99 in lawsuits but that 1 was still against Karl. Excited to see how this one plays out.
Billy won once because Jobst had nothing. Billy will win again because Jobst still has nothing.
>>219582942>Real life: Karl ends up paying like 3 million dollars to Billy and loses the Court case. Karl has to take a mortgage on his house and beg for donations just to pay for the verdict.Lmao.
>>219580941Karl Cucks about to lose again
Surely Karl understands by now that the only people who win these cases are lawyers? Billy runs a failing business and doesn't own the house he lives in at 60. He doesn't have any fucking money,
>>219583984Nice spacing there pal
>>219583382>karl dude lied about his assets to his teeth and passed everything to his wife's name so he could not pay the lawsuit he lost to billy mitchel >absolute niggerThat's not what happened. Karl declared Bankruptcy and claimed he couldn't afford to pay the court judgment. The video game community also refused to bail him out.Karl is actually STILL in bankruptcy proceedings. So the fact he filed another lawsuit, while being flat out broke, is mind boggling.
>>219584025Jobst has a better AI this time. Trust the clanker.
the funniest thing that after he lost all the headlines where like "DONKEY KONG LEGEND BEATS A YOUTUBER IN COURT"
>>219582942This can't be a real screenshot.
>>219580941>Hello you absolute LEGENDS.>Let me tell you why my first court loss to Billy Mitchell was actually a win. Lol
>>219580941how did karl jobst even get the money to file a lawsuit? is he holding out on his dues?
>>219584360kek
>>219584025That's the thing. Jobst doesn't have to be a lawyer to understand he can't just go to a court without any evidence and expect to win
>>219584282It's real, he blamed the lawyers for losing what AI told him was a slam dunk win
Holy fuck this is real.Dumbass albino is suing donkey kong dude for defamation, LOL
How do you go from this....
>>219584495To this?
>>219584495>>219584522Someone make an edit
>tried to sue once and lost because he thought ChatGPT would be a better lawyer than a real lawyer and had zero actual evidence>doing it a-fucking-gain the exact same wayHoly fucking god how fucking retarded is this retard?
>>219584522Man speed running videos pay that will huh?
>>219583015>read by Leonard Nimoy in Civ 4 when you research RoboticsBased.
>>219584424>I didn't lie for no reasonSo he did lie.
>>219584554>$5 sandwichwhat world are you living in?
>>219584674But you have to hear the reason why first.
>>219584710>what world are you living in?Europe.
>>219584726I am not obliged to hear it. The court finds the matter decided. Verdict: guilty.
>>219580941Lmao whipe him on the floor, Billy.He 100% falsely claimed at least 2 YouTubers were doing fraudulent campaigns, and just like with Billy's case, he said too much too soon and had to backpedal on his claims.
>>219580941any news on this quarrel?
>>219584630Bankrupcy any%
>>219581341lel, it's always the fat uggos that post this.
>>219584749I'm sorry.May God help you...
>>219580941
>>219580941Bad news for Billy. Too much running his (son's) mouth on twitter for the Florida court to ignore. He's profited from it, too.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>219580941Bill Mitchell looks like he's being played by Matt Berry at all times.
>>219585668Kek
>>219582957>>219583294The lesson to be learned is that Australia is not a nation with free speech. Jobst would never have lost in America and will lose his lawsuit against Billy in America for that same reason.
