We were deprived of kino
>what's that? John died. Oh yeah that's uhhh... I guess that's pretty bad or whatever. Anyway I'm gonna go enjoy some music, lovely day today. If you see that Harrison fella or his mate, err, what was it, Rango? Jingo? Anyway tell em I said hi
Good, the Beatles suck.
Pink Floyd mogs
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_BeatlesApparently John Lennon wanted to play Gollum
>>219582072I think the rolling stones were going to play the droogs in clockwork orange too
>>219582072>Mister, can we have our ring back?
>>219582374I thought they'd play the Hobbits
>>219582072I fucking hate the Beatles.
holy fucking based tolkien
>>219582072Just when you think Tolkien couldn't get more based, you discover this gem
this fucking old grumpy fart just hated everything
>>219584427he didn't have a strong opinion on The Beatles, he just happened to be the neighbor of a cover band that annoyed the whole block with their racket.
I like the Beatles music and the yellow submarine but as people they were mostly obnoxious. Ringo was somehow the most normal and even he got obsessed with India for some stupid reason
>>219582122That's the fake Paul tho
>>219582374Yoko would have been better for the role.
>>219584543I love Martha My Dear and Peter Jackson listened to The White Album all throughout the filming of LOTR. John Lennon hated Paul's "granny shit" like Martha My Dear and Honey Pie, but he got killed, so his opinion can get fucked
>Tolkien hated The BeatlesAbsolutely based
>>219582072The Beatles? More like The Bitches lmaoBased Tolkien
>>219582072The only good thing they did was the yellow submarine film
>>219582072>Tolkien hated The B*atlesI KNEEL, TOLKIEN-SAMA
>>219582374I look and walk like this
>>219584427He loved fucking his wife
>>219584427C.S. Lewis outdid him and hated newspapers and cars too.
Based JRR Tolkien
>>219586332Nope, hated her tooWatch "why tolkien hated his wife" on youtube for the deets
>wot if Oasis were shit
just when I think I can't love Tolkien more
>>219586925So Oasis?
>>219582495Please, find a fire and go die in it, and take your slop with you.
>>219582072It would just be a more expensive and probably even less coherent Magical Mystery Tour.
>>219584543>even he got obsessed with India for some stupid reasonQuite the opposite. On their India trip, he really didn't like it and just wanted to go back to England and play drums.
>>219586501Sounds like a load of horseshit to me
The Beatles were just popular to hate back then because they were seen as just another boyband. There's the line in Goldfinger where Bond describes a racket as listening to Beatles without headphones.
>>219582072The idea was fucking moronic and they were just wanting to do it while stoned, if they'd made it the world would be a worse place and everyone involved would be ashamed of it.
>>219587184Please, get a tumor retard.
>>219582072baseddon't need Lennon fagging anything else up
>>219584427He also disliked Wagner and hated that lotr was compared with des nibelungen.
>>219582374I look like, walk like, dress like and beat my son who idolizes me like this
>>219587297I agree that it would have been a poor adaptation, BUT it would also have been a musical (like all their other films), and that means we'd get some funny Middle-Earth-themed Beatles' songs out of it.
>>219582072Kek Tolkien beyond based
>>219582072It would have been garbage like every other adaptation of Tolkien's work
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all time are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all time. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics, instead, are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, most rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him.
>>219586281
I grew up thinking the Beatles were like genius musical masterminds who wrote beautiful poetry. Now that im 30 I fucking hate them.
>>219586360based lewis
