But how???
There's TP hidden under one but you have to wait for the guy to come in and shuffle them around while you dook
>>219583563Trying to explain it outs you as a midwit.
>>219583563>He doesn't know
I stand up when I wipe
>>2195835632 for pullin poop out and 1 for wiping
Did Sly walk out with a big stinky butthole covered in slimy shit to get the ticket paper?
>>219583828He's italian, that's his default status.
>>219583563It's future stuff. One probably blasts your ass with infra red to dry out the nuggets, the second is used for scraping off the desiccated shit while the last uses UV to sanitize your starfish.
In my capitol city we take shells and use them on street to gamble while making log on street.
>>219583795kek
>>219583563They're buttons. One is for a toothbrush on a little arm to wipe, one's for the bidet and one is for a burst of scented powder to lightly dust your asshole.
In the future, everyone will have their own asian bathroom stewardess https://nypost.com/2019/01/21/flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt/And I will moan loudly in pleasure every time.
>>219583563There are buttons under the shells, Einstein
>>219584387Your mom lives under a shell fagetstein.
1st shell is Scoopa da poopa2nd Shell is Scrape the remaining Poop3rd Shell is for collection of contents from Shell 1 and 2 and disposal into toilet.
>>219583563They're probably just buttons, and the toilet is like some very futuristic Jap one.
>>219584809That hand motion cracks me up.
You have to eat the shells then you turn into shells for the next person to eat.
>>219583828Didn't he use a sock? I can't remember.
>>219584883He swore a bunch of times and used the tickets as tp for his bunghole.
There's no explanation or an answer to the 3 shells thing because a correct answer doesn't exist.The writers of the movie of the movie put it there to make the audience feel dumb and to make up some theories,or to look for an answer.
>>219583795I don't even need to wipe, it's purely for peace of mind
>>219586840I stick the toilet brush up my ass
>>219583563ITS A BIDETThe entire joke is they've all become weak faggots so of course shooting water up their ass instead of using toilet paper would be how they took a shit. The shells are buttons to control it
>>219586840
>>219583795>I stand up when I wipeBased shit smearer
I wipe back to front.
I wipe side to side.
>>219587125I like to smear poop all over my balls.
>>219583563I'm just toss this out here, but if your shit is liquidy, soft, requires a whole roll of tp you clean up, you aren't getting enough fiber. Eat more fiber or supplement with a couple tsp of psyllium husk and you will be solid. Barely need to wipe at all. Only need one seashell instead of three even.
>>219587228>supplement with a couple tsp of psyllium huskAh, the faggot supplement.
I use a rag on a stick
>>219583795same, didn't even know there was another way until i was 25
>>219587856We have a trve roman here!
>>219586935Do you clowns just think a bidet is for "weak faggots" because it has a foreign sounding name? Oh bidet, must be french! They only have stuff for sissies! If they called it the butthole cleaner then you'd be ok with using it. You're fine with washing your hands after eating/restroom, fine with washing your face and mouth. But your ass is too far. Don't wash that except in the shower! Your ass is the only thing you walk around with dirty all day with literal shit particles on it. No amount of dry TP is going to get it clean. The American restroom set up is antiquated and needs to be modernized but you don't want to accept the truth.
>>219583563If the internet existed in the Demolition Man universe, there would be a lot of porn sites with women using the three seashells toilet.
>haha bro seashells lmaooo haha he's saying slurs to get some toilet paper lmaoooooooo peak comedysince when did this place became infested with balding 35yo+ geriartic senile retards who are making the same threads and jokes over and over and over again? unc it's not a nursing home get some new material
>>219589343Shoo!
>>219587856Based and Bartpilled
>>219583828He checked for paper before shitting
Stallone said this is how it was explained to him
>>219584809How can people possibly be so dumb?
>>219587228>with a couple tsp of psyllium huskI'm just toss this out here, but that's a hyperaccumulator of lead and it's primarily grown in lead-contaminated regions>Plantago ovata (psyllium) has been identified as a potential lead (Pb) hyperaccumulator, capable of growing in soils with lead concentrations up to 4000 µmol and accumulating significant amounts of heavy metals in its above-ground biomass>India dominates global psyllium production, contributing over 80–90% of the total supply>Of the 800 million children with elevated lead levels globally, 275 Million are in India—which is 50% of all children in India>23 states exceed 5ug/dL blood lead level (BLL) limit.might as well have seashells made of lead
>>219583828
>>219587785>Random flash of titties
>>219587785So what? Im expected to just sit there and nut in my pants or what?
>>219593261>nutEww, bodily fluids.
>>219592003but whose
>>219594134
how the fuck do you wipe while sitting wtf
>>219586935americans really walk around wit doody on they buttholes and think it makes them strong
>>219596650A bidet literally turns your turds into aerosolized shit particles, you are COVERED in shit when you use a bidet
