Bam edition--Landon rejected by VIMP-- Burt has mogged Landon to death with no chance for recovery-- The Twins have won immunity and are now in the final-- James and Bashir will battle to be in the final two-- /ftl/ is seething because they doubted how smart the twins are again>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219579498 >>219581564
Nice teeth Bam.
Vimpo the Nympho. Whore. Hope Landon gets drunk and rapes her tonight.
It’s been over an hour since Vimp said to get sleep after entering the goo room.Also the morning birds chirping makes this extra funny
This bitch's peanut butter voice is starting to bother me
I have completely lost any interest in watching the show or posting in these threads since now that we are doomed to a coddled twins endingThis will be my last post
Vimp and Landon humiliation ritual
>>219583890Fuck a kiss I need to lick this
>>219583907I'm not white so it arouses me, her retarded euro drawl
>>219583911I just want to see the wiggers meltdown over it
Landon should just pull his cock out
>>219583928Absolute kino
bashfags are going all out with the torture tts trying to get his enemies to leave
>I'm going to kill you>I'm going to murder you
>>219583911May I interest you in some post season van adventures?
Kick bad woman vimpGoo destroying CUNT
>I'm not saying no I'm just saying I'm not going to kiss him on the showWhy can't this bitch just say she isn't interested. This would be over hours ago
>>219583961keep crying to the ref, nobody likes your guy
>>219583961I WAS ACTING LIKE ALEX B
>>219583931>vimp can I lick your belly button recreate S1 final challenge damn shoulda saved the pic in the last few threads
>>219583928I fell asleep after their date. Have they been awake all night? What happened?
This really is the complete opposite of the TJ arc people speculated Landon would get steered toward in the beginning week
Why didn't she just say not interested and move on?
>>219583961>>219583995bashfags crying to get a bashir rival kicked on meta grounds, attempts #8 and #9
>>219583960is every bashseether just some simp?>DON'T HURT WOMEN>DON'T BE MEAN TO VIMPfaggotry
>>219584047>the work wasn't obvious
>>219584056That would be one of many perfectly valid ways the situation could be handled. This.. is not one of them.
>>219583961>be me>quote what one of the conestants have said>get 3 replies accusing me both be pro and against that contestantThat is odd.I think threatening to kill someone is based tho.
>>219584047this is what happens when you get Jet instead of Sam as your coach
QRD on Laura situation please, she walked out the front door or something?
saif.systems has truly logged on
Woops posted in wrong thread.>>219584130How did they get landon into bed?
>>219584104kept opening exterior doors and staring out them, got drunk and sobbed and said she wanted to leave, next day she walked out the front door and down the street and they had to go find her, so jet said it seems like it'd be best if she went home but invited her to come back for the finale. she's a local it's just an uber drive.
Use this first>>219583823>>219583823>>219583823this thread is /ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #604next is/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #605
>>219584166u fags can't even keep count anyway
>>219584222you see that there are two 601?Those were made after 600That means they are really 601 and 602, making this one 603, but since someone baked seconds before me, this becomes 604 and the next 605
>>219584050This is what nina binx told her to do
>>219584222who cares, this is just where everyone goes to pretend to hate the show anyway
>>219583911Is it rigged or not? Why wouldn't they ask a question about the Quran or rig it obviously like they usually do according to plebbit to ensure a Drake v Bashir. Cope and seethe, tranny. See you in season 6
>>219583826Today is going to be so fucking good.
Catching up on recaps. Bashir has genuinely become unbearable. Dudes got to stop crying Jesus christ
Everyone has reverse character arc and are WORSE PEOPLE than they entered as>Bashir is a hypocrite in many aspects and his religion is a shield for anger issues>Drake will be associated with this cesspool forever and is now known as violent drunk to everyone>Bongo has been outed as abusive towards Bingo and resents her NEETdom
COVID HOUSE
When does the content start?
>>219584821Bashir doesn't have anger issues at all. Pushing the door back into Drake was 100% justifiedSo was spraying the dye at blicccy. Don't join a dogpile of people welding piss if you don't want to get attacked in kind
>>219584872Bashir sees red and mahes rash decisions. Happened a dozen times at least
>>219584643>earlier in the show Bashit tells Bam the name of the capitol of Uzbekistan>one of the trivia questions is "what is the capitol of Uzbekistan?"bashitfags literally run away when confronted with this
>IQ of a walmart greeter>autistic>obsessed with the show and remembers basically everything about it>likes getting drunk and mogging>likes shittesting production>has somehow not even remotely flirted with ciara/marky/ellie postingis landon an actor?
>>219584934Nope.I wouldn't even say Drake has an anger issue despite starting the violence with Bashir at the door. I think he's done well for coming into this mostly blind.The show is an extremely contrived scenario meant to test people mentally. None of this would happen in real life, they've all handled their anger fine so far.
Didn't letty offer to kiss landon? He should've just done that and got it over with to avoid all this
Out of all the Fishtank women, the only one I'd actually have sex with would be Letty. She's got a mostly gorgeous body, I don't care about her walleyes or her nasty pussy.
>>219585068Whatever world this person lives in, I, too, would like to shove my entire head up my ass
>>219585092you dont care that you'd be cockbuddies with chicken andy and sam pepper?
>>219584968He can't. It's in the contract.
Had a dream last night that bashir tried to befriend landon post-tank but he still thought he was manipulating him
nobody even mentioned that tts tricked burt into admiting he fucked greg
>>219584948Oh, was that the final jeopardy question where you can double your score? What was that question again?? Oh, one about cartoons? Oh shit! A cartoon that has been running for 24 seasons??? Total James death. Twins stay winning, cuckold.
>>219585171I saw this admission live but my heart knew long before that.
TestIt's the Internet age you fools. Everything get shorthanded & used as gimmicky clickbait. Pull up your damn panties
>>219585170That's a premonition, anon.
>>219584727I am manifesting this while I goon too
are the non-director cams on .rip permanently fucked
Goo shift must be starting soon
The tank is under 20 levels of deep Bashir manipulation. Nobody knows the true reality
>>219585293
I had a dream where Jet was my friend and he stole my car. What the fuck.
anything happen last night?
Vimp did nothing wrong.
GOO
Yeah, honestly having Burt back we can see he is basically the GOAT fish, as much as I don’t want to admit it. Alex B couldn’t carry by himself upon returning by you could basically do the Burt Show and it would be good
>Mauro>Jon>Jimmy>Ian>LandonReturning contestant curse is real
Vimp has no morals
Evil vindictive cunt
Anyone want to hold hands for 2 hours?
I’m so glad Laura is gone I hope she killed herself
>>219585492Oh don't worry, she'll be back on the last day
>>219585170i had a dream that an actress i like thought that i thought she was a character she played and was trying to explain to me in-character that my shoes were too big and i needed to get my feet professionally measured to buy a more suitable size of shoe
"I'm not committing a hate crime at all. All crime is hate." Add it to the list.
Rate my take, Vimp is punchingLandon is actually better looking and less autistic than Vimp she's just in better shape, better fashion choice and she's not bad at putting on makeup etc.
>>219585501Hopefully back as a flesh smeared on the side of a road thanks to a Semi
>>219584047Because Sam wasn’t there. Literally that. You expect jet & ben to fix landon in 30 days?
>>219585530
>>219585523im not sure if losing weight would get rid of landon's tukery gullet or not, it looks like a pretty permanent feature
>>219585383he does do the burt show on his solo streams, prank calls, goes out irl with tts on, calls up dating hot lines and tries to keep a straight face picking up dudes and girls while tts is playing over him, sometimes its just him schizobabbling while falling asleep on the floor though, very hit and miss, better than most fish streamers thoughbeit
>>219584968Landon is an actorThis is all a bitHe's the CEO of a landscaping business and has a girlfriend
>>219584859come back in about 12 hours
By far the worst lead up to finale. Barely anyone cares this is ending.
>>219584821Drake will be a-okay completely fine after the show, same with bashir. These people will move on with their lives.The twins and landon will get stuck in orbiter hell for a very very long time.
>>219585492she's just sleepy
>>219585523This. Landon has a very cute face for a chinlet, like a baby cherub sent from heaven. Vimp has a spectacular athletic build though. They should make babies
The next elimination will be the finale because there is no way the twins will beat Drake or Bashir in anything, except if Jet rigs the fuck out of the actual finale.
>>219585622I'm feeling the same. In terms of drama and tension the season seems to have already ended
Kisstank faggots are the worst part of the fanbase.
>>219585170This will happen.
>>219585092I would fuckkkkkkk the brains out of Taylor, she’s my favorite. All she literally wanted was some gambling money and good dick, simple as that lol.
You guys realize tonight Jet is going to try to cuck Landon by having Bashir go on a dinner date with Vimp and then have them in a superbed
>>219585684>except if Jet rigs the fuck out of the actual finaleHis job is to run fair competitions, don't worry.
>>219583892They stayed up all night?
>>219585598Prove itHe did actually say "sorry I broke character " the other night
>>219585689Ehh was funny watching Landon form a core memory in real time
>>219585643James Drake will have to kiss his dreams goodbye, something he spent over 10 years honing his craft & skills for because he’s been on the Say Nigger and Faggot show. His future will be a charismatic auto salesman for hatchbacks and subarus
>>21958562290% of my time watching the show was just background noise. I think alot of the reason why /ftl/ hypes up this season is because the OG’s left during the Vegas trip and never came back. Once s4 ended because the wiggers never submitted permits that pretty much sealed the deal
>>219584104Pulled a knife to prod.
>>219585281Seems that way.
>>219585767Are aperture and federal asian still whaling?
>the OG’sjesus christ
>>219585766That’s not a bad life tho, car salesmen make alot of money and Drake has the looks and charisma. Also, whether you believe the psychic or not she told Drake he’s not meant to be an actor to move on. Maybe she was coached, maybe not. His acting sucks tho. He SHOULD move on to something else
>>219585684>except if Jet rigs the fuck out of the actual finale.
reminder that they counted on cam and bashir verifiably had less than 1200 candieshttps://gofile.io/d/z2bGPY
>not a single soul awakeusually there's always a least one person awake
you faggots would suck dungay's dick if he asked youso glad to leave you faggots shortlynever seen a bigger group of more worthless incel fatfucks
>>219585827That video shows he had at least 1400 stop spamming this
>>219585799Nope. Jet constantly shits on all the orbiter spin-offs, plus aperture is bitter and angry, he thought stream stars would be a window into future fishtank appearances.
gave mints the ick
Now that the season is almost over - and we are doomed to a nontent finale - do we all agree that this was the peak of fishtank history?
>>219585744Dumbgay kept them up for 6 hours straight and mindraped Landon into a suicidal fit of rage at everyone in the house including Vimp. Dumbgay also exposed Vimp as a heartless snake.
>>219584872>Bashir doesn't have anger issues at all.you're insanely retarded
>>219585852it would have been peak if the retarded wiggers stopped getting drunk, angry and fucking everything up because they "can't control the fish this season" -jet quote
>>219585852it was the mid of fishtank history
>>219585839did you count it yourself?
>>219585576Burt in a fishtank environment is the most kino. His content outside tank is ok I actually think his brother is more suited for that kind of thing. Burt is constantly playing a bit and it works better if he has people around him that don't realize it's a bit.
>>219585852Apparently I forgot to attach the picture.
>>219585836You should punish us early by just leaving now
>>219585966Yeah
>>219585852I've enjoyed it but it's been very mid. Landon Bashir and Drake (the only fish who matter) have all embarrassed themselves over and over again and not in a fun way.
>5000 people are watching a silent house full of people sleeping
>>219585975your words might mean something if they didn't come from an incel fatfuck who would legit suck dumbgay off
>>219585852it was beautiful in a karmic way but not anywhere near the peak.
>>219586006i'm playing EU5 on my main monitor tho
>3 days left>fishes sleeping at noon>no one fucked with the twins at all yet>3 DAYS LEFT
>>219585982Did you take into account some packets cound as 6?
>>219583826I thought the nose rings were maggots.
>>219586006and we all think we can tell Jet how to run his show. No wonder production is so lazy, fans will watch anything it seems
Watching what I missed while I was asleepCan't believe some you fags were complaining about Burt being back, he's so fucking effortlessly funny
>>219586026i think its 5 but yeah someone needs to put bingos head through a wall
>>219585852Season 3 was peak. You may cope and you may seethe but season 3 was peak.
>>219585870No, maybe you are just a pussy who is afraid of any confrontation.Who is seriously hurt because of Bashir? You are just buying production's narrative. Production is liable for facilitating the situation. When Ben gets mad at Bashir because he threw food dye at someone's face, it's because he's worried he's legally liable in that moment. Then we saw in reality it turned out that it's actually not a big deal at all, like Bashir thought, to throw edible food dye at someone. It's a totally rational response to someone who is joining an ambush on him where piss is involved.
Nothing at all has happened this season like you couldnt name one thing that transpired
>>219585827That's not the only thing wrong they did.Vance opened all the eggs and packed candies that Bashir hadn't opened, each egg and pack should really have counted as 1 instead of multiple.If they followed the rules Jet stated.It was rigged against Landon so he could come back the next day and clean for Bam's parents.
>>219586045It's day 27 of 30
>>219585966he didn't. vance counts 23x50 + 40 or something
>>219585827lol you're still doing thiswe still don't care, try again tomorrow
Dude, are you begging her to kiss you?
>>219586049nta but bashir does have anger issues
>>219585852s3 before vegas was peak
>>219586045>Day 27 of 30>Bingo's scalp is still intact
>>219586006I have the goo room in the background so I can hear when the tiger stirs from his slumber or the samurai finds the spilled goo
The next challenge should be called The Mess! Aryeh from Season 4 gets to be dressed as an evil lint villain called The Mess ( clever play on the noid) and runs around making a mess of the house and our hero Landon must clean it up! Landon may box Aryeh at any time.
>>219586050Nah it was definitely backloaded but things did happen. James Drake staying hard. Bashir raiding Fort Drake. Everyone raiding the goo factory for no reason in particular. James Drake heeming Bashir. There were events.
>>219586056>>219586081fuck i thought it ended on the 15th
>>219585827Glad he did. Landon did not deserve to stay in the top 3 with an IQ THIS low.
>>219586096>James Drake staying hardshut the fuck off
>>219585827that, plus the jeopardy it really is the most pathetic season lolthey had to bring him back after the first elimination for their shitty fake scripted bullshit show. thank god it's dying
>>219585861She got the Trish treatment?
>>219586076How?
>Landon and Drake’s aura have committed complete suicide the past 48 hoursBashir must have the highest luck stat of any fish ever
>>219586087Fuck you Aryeh
Ends on Sunday and Monday is the start of rvtank btw
>>219586049Vinegar is edible you faggot go splash it in your eyes. Are you brown?
>>219586101jet has said both day 30 and april 15th and that he doesn't know because it hinges on if they make enough goo
>>219586111Don't be salty
>>219586040>So you respect women?>Yeah unlike you!>That's so fucking gay how do you respect women?
>>219586128We all stop watching on Sunday btw.
>>219586131what that mouth do mints
>>219586049>its edible so its fine to put it in the eyesWhy are bashissies like this? Go pour alcohol in your eyesYou can drink it
unironic opinions on the post-season streaming/RVtank in-between seasons idea?
Still get the drake vs bashir challenge. It will be good. Bashir vs twins finale would be great
>>219586050Someone hasn't been watching.
>>219586160Jet is a faggot and the idea is retarded but there are people who paid 100 bucks for telegram channel access so yeah
Kick is dogshit you can't pause by clicking on the middle of the screen but you can unpause
>the wiggers are gonna travel across country selling Burt goo at $50 a pop >same goo that dries out while sealed within daysnice
>>219586128I already canceled my season pass, not watch jet RV adventures. I find Jet repulsive as fuck. Dude has zero charisma or entertainment value
Bam hosting the show whatever happened there
>>219586142>James Drake staying hardok dude, what happened there? what did he do what transpired that time oh nothing?? he did some lines perhaps? Most of this season has been omg smash le door
>>219586076Nope, he doesn't. He's very quick to react but never gets taken over by his anger to use excessive or prolonged force. You are just parroting production who is trying to cover their ass legally
>>219586160Hilarious that he thinks he's going to take freeloaders to squatters, in reality it will be Jet playing Cod or some gay shit.
>>219586160I’m not watching that shit.
>>219586160dogshit and boring. these guys have no experience doing irl streams. they will get better but guaranteed this one is dogshit. fags like Ice at least know that he has to make something interesting out of the most boring dogshit content.
>>219586196Nta but Bliccy literally just walked normally and calmly into the room and he sperged out like a child
if they dont do elimination boxing fishtank is dead
>>219586050Room challenge, icky pukers, candy challenge, ninja bashir, twins philosophy talks.
>>219584037Burt and Dumbgay mindraped them.
>>219586096>heemingShut the fuck up /sp/edophile. Your boyfriend JD didn’t heem shit
>>219586171and you have to refresh it if you've paused it
>>219586222his daddy told him not to box
>>219586222This. It'd be hilarious because Bashir would seethe like crazy.Then give the most blatant twin-rigged challenge against James so he is pissed off as final 2.
Had Burt talked about the hypnotherapist that he was seeing who was arrested for giving his clients prostate exams before, or is that new information?
>>219586050You talked about having sex with your sister and her boyfriends on /bant/
>>219586216>>219586216
>>219586193It was his first crash out, showing audiences that even normie James Drake can be made weird and irrational by the tank
>>219586222Don't get your hopes up Drake wayyyyy too strong for Bashir, it'd be like Sam boxing Mints
So how do you make this finale satisfying?
>>219586123Luck? Or the blessing of Allah, the most high?
Why do women always have awful taste in music?
>>219586242That's fucking outrageous to say. That is beyond the fucking pale, even for a Bashirfag.
>>219586196He takes quick immediate action and then immediately cools off everything he has done was completely warranted at the time he did it.
>>219586160i think it will actually work. there are enough fags willing to parasocialize for $10/mo to give the wiggers enough cashflow to justify doing it. like how many do they even need? maybe 500 for $5k/mo before taxes and fees, just to coast?
Laura was the worst freeloader this season. Ruined the season. Wiggers are retarded. Not giving them any more money after this season. If they kicked her days ago it would have been fine
>>219586259I was just jester maxxing
>>219586286Why are catposters retarded?
>>219586259Anyone would fuck their sister if she were hot enough
>>219586271Season 1 style multi stage challenge that completley exhausts even Drake
Some observations after watching daily for the past month:- Vimp managed to play autistic and barely anybody noticed. As a result she might have an e-girl career after this while not being considered one. An actual autism grift that flew under the radar.- Bashir is a victim of his father. His entire life consists of getting some sort of recognition. He probably wanted to kill himself after twins beat him at jeopardy.- James Drake is a boring faggot with 80iq- Laura has authentic hangups (unlike Vimp) that prevent her from being a functional member of society. But then she'd be a boring normalfag whore like Angie.- Bam is a retarded boomer and a perfect example of how Gen X was vastly more dumbed down than zoomers. Biggest flaw of the season is that he wasn't leaned into.
Now that the dust has settledS2 = S3 Famous House > Bloodgames > S1 > Bitchtank > S4 > S5 > S3 After Famous House
>>219586287Your mom sucked heem off my cock through my jorts
>>219586193To be honest, I'd rather watch an hour of Drake kicking doors than the Josie twins being quirky
>james "payton" drake
>IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER >IT'S FUCKING OVER GO TO GOO ROOM RIGHT NOW
>>219586271Three day cell or like the other guy said letty vs josie multi challenge cell
>you have to kiss me so they dont think im gay haha>no landon>IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY WONT YOU KISS ME
"playing with her bEan"real s5 fans know this reference
>>219586160It's going to be a huge flop. The only people who are going to bother watching are the most insane parasoical freaks who want to know every detail about the wiggers' lives or aloggers/stream snipers. If Jet thinks he can avoid both without crashing out like a lolcow, he's delusional. I predict a typical wigger crash out and a lot of wasted money followed by another half a year of radio silence
>>219583826Damn just think about what bam and the boys would have done in their prime if they had todays tech. Fishtank pales in comparison
>>219586288KEK, it's every timeHe immediately gets mad, does something against EVERYONE even people unrelated, lashes out like a kid then immediately calms down and acts like an abusive boyfriend "you understand why I had to do this to you? Its your fault. I'm sorry that you felt this way about..."
>>219586313Would you fuck her boyfriends to get to her
>>219586330Abi's life went from bad to terrible after fishtank, and it's her own fault
>>219583890VAGINAAAAAAAAAA
>>219586339landon can't tie his shoes, dont worry
>HIS EARWAX BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>219586317Bashir’s dad left him in 2012 to move to the UK. Bashir would have been 14/15. He replaced his dad with Sam Hyde
>>219586317they should have done a try to make bam quit on purpose/ laugh at bam not with him, full ryan dunn TTS after day 20
>wiggers wake up to find a dead landonwhat now?
>>219586358Name one time he's lashed out against someone unrelated to that particular moment
>>219586372fucking grim
>>219586330>Hi , I'm a retarded American and all I do is vape , go to the drive through and take drugs.
>>219586317How did vimp manage to play autistic? I thought bashir was brainwashed by his mother more than his dad. Either way they both fucked him up since he was a kid.
>>219586177No they said last night it's going to be gifted to the basement telegram paypigs with the shark action figures.
>>219586330
>>219586160I don’t understand how it’s supposed to be for the people who pay for season passes when it’s just going to be streamed on kick?
I dont think we are mocking jet hard enough for fucking up the jeopardy immunity. He was so pissed when the twins won
>>219586362Youd want to impose your will on any man that glances at your sis
>>219584821Eh Payton and Symbal are doing just fine (as in, they remain z listers but are not "cancelled"). This is shit is pretty forgettable. Drake's actual regression is >gymbro spergs out at someone clearly weaker and can't even dish it. Says is competitive but fails at most challenges. Is only likeable in small doses
>>219586131>>219586214Splashing alcohol in someone's face also would not be that dangerous? He wasn't holding her down putting dye into her eye with a dropper. Your eyes have eyelids that close reflexively and won't allow much liquid at all to enter the eyes. Production should discourage lopsided confrontations. They should forbid urine and vomit which are a greater health risk from being thrown if they don't want people to retaliate with other liquids.
Why couldn’t a TTS go through to Landon to dump the goo down the house drainage system. That was the one thing production warned Not to do.
THERE IS NO WAY... IN BLUE, COLLIE, COTTON VALLEY HELL... THAT I'M KISSING A FU... THERE IS NO... BLUE COTTON PICKING HELL, I'M KISSING YOU OUT IN PUBLIC OR PRIVATELY IN A BATHROOM!
>>219586381She didn't, she's just profoundly retarded.
>>219586377Saying this as we're discussing Bashir throwing concentrated dye on Bliccy's eyes for calmly walking into a room and looking aroundYou mudslimes are such snakes kek
>>219586344
vote , importanthttps://strawpoll.com/wAg3QdPWdy8
>>219586318I actually would have put s5 over s4 but there was no hot chicks this season. An ellie or direnc would have taken it above s4
>>219586317>- Vimp managed to play autistic and barely anybody noticed. As a result she might have an e-girl career after this while not being considered one. An actual autism grift that flew under the radar.I noticed when she mumbled that she has BPD in the confessional on the first night and I paid more attention from then on.
landon melting down is probably the most enjoyment ive gotten out of the whole season. the fact it took this long is insane.
>>219586400Ben and Jet gotten really lazy ignoring Laura’s real shit flung onto Bashir and Vimp. Landon’s real shit that he pushed under the goo door frame.
>>21958640880 iq beast
>>219586222Bingo vs Drake final boxing challenge is happening in 3 nights >>219586317Good observations but go back to redt
>>219586413Most women know how to reject a guy before adulthood. Was Vimp ugly growing up or something?
>>219586415>concentrated dyeFood coloring. Did you actually buy her fake reaction? She didn't care, and he apologised to her twice for it.
>>219586423>we needed a nontent Ellie type and a busted face strippernah
when do they start making goo
>>219586421She put her hand back on his after this.She feels terrible but she is right, its too far and its just pressured on by tts.Vimp is a good retard
>>219586407It did, he sat there in a big weepy pathetic pile and did nothing.
>Nobody likes you correcting them every sentence>Nobody likes ERM ACTUALLY>Nobody cares about a "fun fact" that is shit you've read on reddit or wikipedia>Nobody cares about your hyperfixation >Nobody cares about long fucking stories that go nowhere because you like explaining things to people>Nobody likes someone who is never at fault for anything and who has an excuse for everything>Nobody likes someone who does something bad to someone and say "you understand why I did that to you?" >Nobody likes someone who do favors expecting something in return and throwing that at your face every opportunity they get>Nobody likes someone who thinks that if someone is against them then that person is 100% wrong
>>219586421El Violado
>>219586415Good. Someone had to hassel Bliccy. Coddled nontent BIMBO
>>219586446How is that relevant? Stop moving goalposts, brownie>its okay for him to behave like a child cause he says sorry after tts tells him to!
>>219586387they'll interact with the fishtank subs i guess
>>219586317>Vimp managed toI dont care>Bashir is a victim of his fatherHes just autistic
>>219586458he corrected production over the puffer fish question like come on bro can you not help yourself
>>219586454A good woman wouldn't follow him around all night coddling him after she rejected him
>>219586452Just say you’re gay
>>219586408I think we’ve all felt this way, at one point or another
>>219586453best theory i've seen is selling it to pay burt his s3 winnings or the 25k he sued them for
>>219586445She didn't want to reject him because she thought that would be worse for him, because she's an actual retard. This lead to her coming across even worse and people thinking she was leading him on, which she was.
>>219586259You're a phone poster
FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE!!!
>>219586415>Entire house trying to fuck with his job>Bliccy is the first to walk in>Bashir squirts food grade dye on her>Doesn't even get in her eyes>She is unfazed and talks to him calmly afterwards>Simps online complain on her behalf
>>219586478I have standards
>>219586488It's fine unc I promise
>just had one of the most eventful and embarassing nights in Fishtank>anons still seething about bashirstarting to get fatigued of bashir derangement syndrome cucking the conversation
It’s almost 12PM on day 27 of 30 and the director cam has been on the twins sleeping for the past 90 minutes.
>>219586366She actually had a “normal” life before fishtank. She had a boyfriend, and would take pictures of her car alot on instagram or being at the beach. Everything about her instagram at the time was just normal stuff.What happened was she got tangled up with Letty, who got into abi’s vulnerable brain, while also giving her drugs. Notice how Abi and Letty haven’t been together in over a year? It’s really sad and one of the most tragic real life stories of fishtank.
>>219586488kill yourself
>>219586421Wait, I just realised that she pulled away because Bashir came in the room. Lmao. It's great how her attempt to make him jealous completely backfired on her.
>>219586494>during confessionals Bliccy still considers Bashir a sweet and wholesome guylol
>>219586503
>>219586446You eat hot sauce but still dont want it in your eyes
>>219586415>concentrated dye>into her eyeshe flung kitchen grade food coloring in her face from a tiny bottle engineered to only splash drops outthe treatment for this coming in contact with your eye is the same as any other foreign substance, rinse your eyes thoroughlyyou dopey niggereven bliccy didn't care 15 minutes later
>>219586408>umm, ok, its green hell
So what happened last night?
I have finally come to the realization that this is an awful season. It feels more like a midseason spin off. Ben and Jet have completely given up on the format. S6 won’t be in a house
>>219586526ancient Chinese proverb
>>219586421>Dude, are you begging her to kiss you?
>>219586415Nobody was allowed in there they were fucking with him and trying to get in, you act like he just randomly did that
>>219586488no thats me
>>219586488I’m dropping a Tayleigh in the Taylor rn
>>219586381I've seen her in Binx streams and watched a couple of her streams before roo. This is how she is, she's not acting.
>>21958653112 hour Landon humiliation ritual, self imposed
How did Bashir avoid getting sexual harassment by Burt yet Landon got it to full on
>>219586476Shes a good retard. Binx will fix everything after the show>>219586502Not even sure why anyone even cares about any of the remaining fish
Reminder that Vimp hate is astroturfed by Bashir's Saif Systems Muslim troll group
>>219586533but the totally organic non bot posters in here are having a great time discussing bashir vs drake!
>>219586446the eyes are not meant to ingest anything, things that are non toxic to eat can still be harmful if it gets into the body other ways.
>>219586529>>219586494>"when did bashir ever lash out????">say when>"It doesn't matter!!!!"Kek, mudslimes are really just jews under another name
>>219584859next season
>>219586559Schizo moment
>>219586559this. It’s funny seeing them flip flop when bashir does with her
Is it possible to have one season of fishtank without the self insert stuff
>>219586539No dude, that's revisionism. He hadn't just been locked in a room making goo for no reason for 10 hours as a "reward" for winning a challenge while everyone else tried to break the door down and torched his stuff given he couldn't defend it.
>>219586530NO! NOT IN GREEN HELL, RED HELL, ORANGE HELL, THE RAINBOW OF ANY OTHER COLOR... I AM KISSING A GUY!
>>219586555burt respects bashir
>>219586555Burt actually does respect boundariesBashir made his very clear in a polite wayLandon just drunkenly rambles and insults Burt, who is much quicker than him
>>219586543think about me right as your angus dilates <3
>James Drake eliminates Bashir>The fish and freeloaders still talk about bashir>bashir search results hit over 60 every thread>production brings up Bashir >Bashir gets brought back as a freeloader
It's 6pm here. Do something.
Even if he had missed Bliccy completely, it doesn't matter. What matters is him giving in to the muslim urge to throw chemicals in womens' faces.
>>219585170Me and an old friend I haven't talked to in years broke into some science facility and I got trapped in a room while he randomly mashed buttons which made the room start descending underground until I found the button to get back up.
>>219586580COTTON PICKIN' HELL
>>219586581Burt respects everyone I feel like
>>219583928I passed out during burt and james' date and missed out on kino
Idk it seems fair that Bashir doesn't have to do things that are against his religious beliefs. What good would it do anyway to make him betray his morals for money? What "self-improvement arc" is that exactly? Fair game if people want to throw pork and beer at him or mock his Prophet, but he has a right to not be compelled to do something that's against his belief. Jon can have his Bible fucked with, but it would be lame if he had been told "You must renounce Jesus Christ or you're eliminated."
>>219586570>Bashir has anger issues and attacks for no reason>Actually he was defending himself>REEE STOP CORRECTING ME JEW
>>219586421I don't think people appreciate how evil this is to do to Landon, I mean I dont care about the guy but the people who think hyping him up that some cute girl likes him just to rugpull him is a good thing is retarded
>>219586570That was an appropriate reaction and does not constitute lashing out. Do you have any actual examples?
>>219586592Cry about Big Purple. James needs more sucking.
>>219586438it wasn't poop under the door bashir just thought it was poop at first glancelandon did dump his dehydrated peepee tho
Its Adam Friedland's birthday today. Say something nice aboutn/ourkike/
>>219585852Might have been if the first 2 weeks had been like the last 2 weeks. Room wars (autists vs normies) was the turning point. After that we got JD's exit, Never Die Living, Meat triathlon, friendtank vs freeloaders (?), candy challenge etc. Alex B overstayed his welcome, but otherwise the second half was great. Might have mixed up the timeline, but you get my point.
Fresh produce from the jungle room btw
>>219586555Bashir told him it makes him uncomfortable and he helped Burt with the goo. Landon has just been an asshole to Burt the whole time.
>>219586590LOL wait until 12am your time
>>219586555Bashir manipulated him by telling him he wasn't okay with the gay shit at all.
>>219585281>>219585798interesting to see the wiggers won the war after all
>>219586613it's only good in the sense he gains experience and builds character from this
>>219586531>Burt egged Landon on for being gay>A drunk Landon calls Vimp up to kiss him convinced she'll do it>Extremely awkward standoff for 30 minutes before she says she doesnt want to>Landon crashes out and begs for a kiss>Entire house have to come to Vimp's aid>Vimp follows Landon around the house trying to comfort him for the rejection which only makes it worse>Dumbgay and TTS mentally mindbreak Vimp and Landon to the point Landon is talking about roping himself and Vimp's angrily calling them simps>Vimp seen smiling/laughing at some of the messages saying how retarded Landon is for pressuring her to kiss him
>>219586544Ain’t no way blud just said he watches Binx
All I’m saying is that if they didn’t want goo components thrown at them they shouldn’t have broken into a goo factory after yelling ‘I’m breaking into your goo factory, what are you gonna do about it?!’ for 6 hours
>>219586641Or once he realizes it was all a show he'll go "yeah a girl could never actually like me" and just curl up and die (the more likely scenario considering how we seen him react to stuff)
okay I filtered the name fags and discussion is a lot better now
>>219586607>Actually he was defending himself>from fucking Bliccy
>>219586645
>nooo you cant fuck with bashir>noooo you cant fuck with landonYou're not on The Wire, broShut the fuck and enjoy people getting fucked with no matter who they are You're watching the losers getting fucked with showGet a grip
we need to be talking about how Bashir actually believed Ben and James Drake were friends irl because Ben said he's been trying to get him on the show since season 3.It explains why he couldn't put together the napalm answer.
>>219586643Damn... Little buddy...
>>219586603If Bashir does it, he's compromised his morals for money which will make the audience turn against him. If he doesn't do it and quits or is eliminated, then production admit the premise that there are more important things than the prize money and rigging it to get him off the show backfires on them.
>>219585766Cancel culture is basically over because too many valuable people were being cancelled and zoomers are less uptight
>>219586613Jet fucked Ellie, women are retarded anon, Vimp might like Landon
>>219586401Someone said you could briefly see Ellie in this video, but I don't see her anywhere
>>219586603His "accommodations" are comically mild. So he has to pray a few times a day and he doesn't eat pork, oh no!Remember the other day in the goo room arc when Jet came up and wanted to enter the goo room because dumbgay had been voted to join the team, and Bashir was praying and wouldn't stop to let him in so Jet just had to stand there like a retard for a minute? That was fucking funny as shit.
Landon might actually kill himself after last night, that was some concentrated cringe I haven't experienced for a long time.
What time did they go to sleep I went to bed after jeopardy
>>219586656sticcy
>>219586607>the attack he’s defending from is a girl ambiently cheering that she gets to look at goo, not the guy kicking the door down and screaming at him
>>219586641autistic people never learn from their mistakes. or even acknowledge them.
>>219586651no pain no gain
>>219586503Nothing is happening before 3
>>219586656Don't bother with mudslimes, they're the same as jews
>>219586592What matters is I have a heterosexual urge to "throw" my DNA in Bliccy's face and then lick it clean and then tongue kiss her (with her morning breath) while passing my cum back and forth between us until it's swallowed bit by bit and then lick her armpits which she hasn't washed in days to quickly get hard again and then get to fucking her perfectly aesthetic meaty pussy
>>219586664If he got napalm right, would it have changed anything
>James Drake not waking up before noonIt's so over.
Ok hey guys I actually wrote the final for drake and bashir but somebody messed up on the final jeopardy question so we need ideas of what to do for the twins vs drake final any ideas please haha
>>219586652Name fags will ALWAYS be either underage or junkies. I will stand by that 100%
>>219586676typical experience between autistic males and bpdemons
>>219586692they're worse
>>219586699Our little angel was up late last night babysitting Landon
>>219586603I think anyone who is vegan or religious should be kicked off the show if it stops them from participating in challenges or requires coddling
>>219586665Don't feel bad for him. Vimp was very obviously uncomfortable and he kept doubling down
>>219586643looks like I missed on some good shit rip
>>219586673Isn’t that Ellie between that blonde guy and Anisa?
>>219586543Back at the Casino!
>>219586699The other day the wiggers said they were going to try and fix their sleep schedules, and they did nothing. Just force them all to go to sleep early.
>>219586656>Noooo you can't defend yourself from WOMEN ever they are le wholesome chungus.Alex B coded simps
>>219586699No one cares any more
>>219586696yeah
Expect landon to be like this until the show is over.I dont think ben can fix this 1. He broke his pet retard
I don't think Burt or Dumbgay are getting enough kudos for orchestrating the last 8 hours
>>219586656>>219586681he had boundaries and she crossed them, that makes it self defence. Cry more
>>219586701make it all physical challenges and end with a boxing fight.
>>219586692You have over 2000 comments crying about Bashir and Muslims, what are you gonna do next week when the show is over? Just curious.
>>219586673I think Ellie was in a video sometime in the preseason.
>>219586613He's too easy of a target. I know he was drunk, but it's stupid to go on the gaslighting show and believe that a girl is actually into you after a week of obvious 'let's get the autist to flirt with the goth girl' bits.
>>219586701First to say faggot nigger kikes control the media wins
>>219585008This. These days people throw around "anger issues" as soon as anyone shows any actual anger (anything beyond annoyance)
>>219586669It still exists but is just used as cover to get rid of people you already wanted fired, which is perhaps how it always was but it’s more blatant nowSource: work in CA Bay Area
Taken from his own website>Omar Imady is a Syrian-American-British scholar, novelist, and poet. Born in Damascus to an American mother and Syrian father, he has resided in the UK since 2012. Umm, why doesn’t Bashir’s daddy live with him and his mommy in America? 14 years is a long time. Must have been hard for him as a teenager.
>>219586701bacon eating contest or a draw mohammad challenge
>>219586724>The other day the wiggers said they were going to try and fix their sleep schedules, and they did nothing.They also said the same thing during season 1.
>>219586681He defended himself from James and Landon and you still cry
>>219586603It's more shame on the production if they make up a stupid arbitrary challenges like eating a giant gummy and give Bashir no substitute. Unless the goal is specifically to test his faith vs winning fishtank.
>>219586701Endurance challenges then boxing
>>219585688Well there's still Drake vs Bashir for 3rd place.
>>219586701Create content in a room, with free troll TTS telling Drake to do the lamest shit imaginable like "dude, do a handstand!" or "dude, take stuff off the walls and stack it in a pile!".
>>219586751>2012 was 14 years ago
>>219586732I don’t a fuck about landon bro all these people suck so much.
>>219586757the internet was a mistake
>>219586757This guy was hitting on Bingo earlier in the show. Sad that he decided to shift his attention to Bongo after realizing she’s easier.
>>219585747I don't even know the context and I'm sure already he didn't even know what he was saying lol
The wiggers went too far with Landon. Last night was pure evil, this guy has probably never even kissed a girl and you put him through that torture? I'd be surprised if he hung around that shit is gonna be worse than a cocaine hangover.
>>219586739So Bashsissies really are mudslimes? KEK, Jesus, I thought it was a joke
>>219586736>it is an act of aggression for women to express joy around me, that is haram and an attack on my soul
>>219586757booooo!going private is not in the spirit of fair play
>>219586677After jeopardy there was a Vimp-Landon date and a Drake-Burt date, both were quit good and the actual events ended at around 1amSubsequently, Landon begged for pussy and tried to embarrass himself in front of everyone until roughly 30 minutes ago
>>219586777Stupid cat lol
>>219586372i have bashir lore. his family has lebanese dark money and his parents are doing a long distance relationship money-laundering long game. yes, it's true they lost a lot in the lebanese banking crisis but they also did what every other syrian/lebanese richfag did and transferrable assets at spot price and took an L then fucked off to the west and lived middle-class until those assets started appreciating, which is nowbash spent his childhood going to ritzy private schools in morocco and switzerland.
>>219586750Payton is still working in modeling. Ftl is rather forgettable though it's cool to see the psychopathic posting from s1 back ngl
>>219586196Bash was bullied hard in syria and you can see that come out every time he's pressed
>>219584821Bashir is fairly calm considering how much shit has been done to himLiterally anyone else on the planet would have killed Jet Neptune His worst trait is that he's a fucking pussy and crybaby
>>219586720Whole thing was insane and I left a lot details out. Highly recommend watching it back if you're into humiliation
>>219586670Jet is the fucking producer for a show with power relative to their setting, not comparable to Landon the janitor, you dumb ass
>>219586792>throwaway with a cat profile picdefinitely a predator
>>219586778Ok thanks for sharing i guess
>>219586555jet told him to leave the actual contestants alone because
>>219586752It’s a Drake vs Twins final, both of them would actually enjoy eating bacon and drawing cartoons
>>219586597lol if you think he respects Landon after last night
>>219586761He’s trying to claim that spraying bliccy directly in the eyes is somehow self defense, that fight has nothing to do with what we’re talking about
>>219586786No offense but I hate when people say that. Landon can leave anytime he wants, he’s not even a contestant anymore. Fuck Landon he don’t like it he can just leave and go back home.
>>219586701Something James drake will be good at. Something Bashir will be good at. Final one will be the flash memory challenge since James claims he’s good at those.
>>219586196NTA but the door move is a bitch move and even jet agrees
Drakecord out in full force to steer the conversation away from Landon KWABOTY
>>219586763They could've just gotten a big gummy with beef gelatin, every accomodations they've mad for him has benefited all other contestants as well they didn't give him steaks and everyone else hot dogs for icky pukers. Reminder for the James fags twins still would've beaten a team of two grown men by themselves if they didn't start melting it.
>>219586793LMAO I didnt catch the headpat. I love Vimp started the day saying Landon isn't retarded and ended it saying he's mentally slow
>>219586812>Bashir is fairly calm
Any videos of the landon humiliation ritual from last night?
>>219586716Those people shouldn't be casted on the show in the first place then. They don't get to cast a devout Muslim contestant on the show and then get pissy when he requests that he gets to pray a few times a day and won't be compelled to do things against his religious beliefs. If he goes against his own beliefs on his own accord, that's whatever and if other people want to fuck with his beliefs, that's fair too.
>>219586830People are also using that as "anger issues" so yeah
>>219586812>Literally anyone else on the planet would have killed Jet NeptuneForgetting someone?
>>219586787I'm not Muslim or religious at all (I'm White) can you just answer the question? What does a "person" like yourself does with his time when this show isn't running.
The Bashir mystique wore off for me when it was revealed he doesn’t know more than a wikipedia page on all his interests
>>219586848yes
>>219584821if you think what Bongo did to Bingo was abusive, you're a faggot who should just kill himself now before life gets really tough
>>219586701The tall Bingo challenge.
>>219586701Hire two midgets to box for them since Bashir can’t box. Weeman will be Mini James and another midget will play Mini Bashir.
>>219586842>DrakecordLmao Drake is a 36 year old normie, he doesn't have a discord
Every Batcave needs a big red button.
>>219586812I do think he's reigning in his crybabiness, especially with Laura gone.
I need a 2 hour documentary of the humiliation of landon the last 24 hours.
>>219586849Just rewind on the Kick VOD
autists keep using the word boundary without knowing what it actually means. they aren't supposed to fucking move every time you don't like it.
>>219586784I hope they win the 50k even though they might not deserve it, at least they won't give the light of day to these weirdos.
>>219586812>His worst trait is that he's a fucking pussy and crybabyI mean, it's why he works. Because his life has been fairly easy, he has been able to maintain the moralfag mindset without getting kicked in the dick. Ying and yang shit.
>>219586854JD (James Drake) GAY
Drake vs Twins would be more interesting because the gauntlet would make more sense.Bashir is a man and terminally online. Twins are also terminally online.Quiz shit or niche knowledge would be either of them, physical would be obviously bashirWith Drake you have a normie who doesn't know internet stuff at least. Either way the twins are dominated on physical challenges but at least shine in other things.
>>219586854Some of us were saying this, myself included. Pleb filter JD
>>219584821Bashir is a crybaby hypocrite, evil heart who hates women because he gets no pussy.Drake is a failed delusional actor who will keep failing until he works in the fitness industry (clerk at a gym).Bingo and Bongo are ok.
>>219586793this shit was worse than tayleigh's "cockbuddy... lore" and her attacking xavier. worst aura loss in fishtank history
>>219586732He deserves it. Hate this faggot janny so much, MUH TIGER.
>>219586856You are though
How safe would you feel sleeping on this mattress, knowing that Burt was only a handful of feet away?
>>219586814You seem like a massive faggot who would you rather fuck, Landon or Jet?
>>219586670Vimp is binx apprentice. Shes teaching her how to gather and lead simps along for max profit. She is a bad woman
I'm not usually up at this time, holy fuck these Bash/Drake stan wars completely ruin the threads
>>219586887>>>/wsg/6121147
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>>219586848he is calm until it gets fiscal then he goes a bit too full force
vimp undid weeks of helping landon grow in a single day
>>219586898>because he gets no pussy.what do you mean? he has four of them!
>>219586910bob
>>219586848Yes? Laura was the one that initiated that and he did the best to de-escalate and do as little as possible to restrain the fat ogre.James Drake would have fucking knocked Laura's Jaw clean off if she even tried 1/10th of thisFuck I would too. Shes such an annoying fucking ugly bitch I would be using Laura as a fucking skin punching bag if I was in the tank
>>219586830Dude he squirted food grade dye on her and it was not directly in her eyes it might've dropped down if anything I don't even think she had that in her eyes. Mustard would be 100 times more abrasive than food grade dye.
WORST SEASON EVER
imagine rigging fishtank for a trustfundkidit's pathetic
Is Binx actually Vimp’s handler?
>>219586858That's more than most people in the house
lowest point in fishtank history
>>219586836Why don’t you try reading questions before writing a response to them
>>219586898>Bashir will never get a good job, so he'll become a lolcow or just disappear>Drake's only shot is getting absorbed into MDE (thinking Luke may be the last one to get this "honor")>Bongo will get pregnant and fat and Bingo will fall into a deep drug addictionYay fishtank!
>>219586913he was never growing, he was just geting cockier and becoming a reddit mod when he felt like he was in a position of power. this was always going to be the outcome
>>219586874the nip slip on her first fucking stream after getting eliminated was so good
>>219586923when can we actually start saying this? Because if the final flops it really will be
>>219586470It's not moving the goalposts at all. It was a trivial attack showing that bashir's risk assessment of throwing dye was correct and Ben's wasn't. Bashir doesn't have anger issues.>>219586474We must respect production's low effort AI generated quiz, so sorry
>>219586904Burt is so mindraped he is harmless
>>219586848Yes. If I had a bitch like that doing shit like that to me, she would be red paste in 5 seconds flat.
>>219586934Yeah, Binx said she pays a lot of her bills and buys her stuff
>>219586934yes, Vimp is under Binx's same escort agency
>>219586848He also tackled her after production told them to stop, broke them off and her back was turned
>>219586904as long as you establish clear boundaries you would be fine
>>219584821Bingo deserves to be beaten
In my head I put Bashir in every past season and he ruined them all but s3
I was in an after school fight club in my middle school ping pong room because we watched Fight Club once. Bashir not wanting to fight one more fight is pathetic!
>>219586913What other anon said. He wasn't growing, he was getting puffed up by the wiggers for comedic effect
>landon sunk so low, there was nowhere else to go>proceeds to slowly scoot himself across the floor towards her like a dog with worms holding his hand out>he found a way to sink lower
>>219586954it's not about respect, he can never stfu
>>219586952They could end the show right now and it'd still be the best season, I don't care. Wiggers cannot ruin it.
>>219586904Burt's a pussy, but if he tried anything I would hot his ass
>>219586921>Laura was the one that initiated thatHe stole her eggs. Ripped them right out of her hands.>he did the best to de-escalate and do as little as possibleHe threw her around the room like a killer whale toying with a baby seal, and laughed and mocked her the whole time
WOULD ONE FUCKING KISS HAVE KILLED YOU YOU VAPID FUCKING WHORE HOW MANY BLACK DICKS HAVE YOU SUCKED AND YOU CAN'T EVEN MUSTER THE SHOWMANSHIP TO ENCOURAGE THIS POOR AUTIST IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING KILL ALL WOMEN FUCK WOMEN KILL ALL WOMEN FUCK WOMEN KILL ALL WOMEN FUCK WOMEN KILL ALL WOMEN FUCK WOMEN
>If Landon wasn't eliminated Vimp would have kissed him because of the chance of the 50k
duanye rocks
>>219586982it was soul destroyingI hope the wiggers put that moment up on the ad board.
>>219586937
>>219586787why are you call bashir fan sissy when white men are sissy?
>>219586974Could you imagine the moralfagging around Freddy or Jimmy, it would be insufferable. He’d definitely get the Cole ending if more people came to play this season. No amount of layers hides the trust fund kid underneath, old fish would’ve ripped him alive for that
>>219586974He would have. Thankfully Sam would have kicked him out
>>219586982Oh man. Just fucking wait, it gets so much worse.
>>219586904Grats on finding Alex B, baby bro
>>219586998Amerimutt's law
>>219586934Binx is her pimp, yeah
>>219586977James Drake has boxed no one. How about Wes or Luke pieces him up first
>>219586937I think you mean highest in cringekino and lowest in landon's short life
>>219586906Binx is a bad woman. There's still time for vimp and choose another path in life
>>219587005true, white men suck. Bashir is actually pretty cool, I see why people like him.
just found out burt did a standup sethttps://youtu.be/T8DIbQmNQFE?t=296
>>219587005really scary post
>>219586998is this a tts?
>Twins and landon will get stuck in orbiter hell >Twins and landon will get stuck in orbiter hell >Twins and landon will get stuck in orbiter hell
>>219586994HAHAHAHA
>>219587004Why not clip the bit when he fucking blew on hair, that was even better.
>there are people right now simping for a 30 year old virgin autistic muslim>there are people right now simping for a 23 year old autistic virgin janitor>there are people right now simping for a 36 year old failed actor step-dadYou thought Josiecels and Lettycels were bad? These people are simping for and defending men.
There has to be a video of the whole landon thing last night
Thoughts on Antara? I think it was a good bit and they should bring the robot back.
I’ll vote for any president who promises to kill all /bant/ posters
>>219586969>Laura fucking with Bashir twisting his fingers on the ground and forcing him to wrestle for over 5 minutes>Laura gets a hold of one bag>Immediately production yells stopThey've been doing this the whole season and when Laura was yelling until 6am and pushed Bongo on the floor the moment the whole house was about to blitz her they gave her a time out to save her
>>219587004
Bashir sure causes a lot of deranged takes
>>219586994>best seasonNothing happened
>>219586763there should only be 5% stuff against him he cant do because hes muslim any more than that would be gay
>>219587005>it's an actual paki in the threadHAHAHAHAHAHAGrim post if it isn't larp
>>219587049Mildly funny at times, mostly terrible.
>>219586982I fucking wish i saw this live
>>219586722That's Charity
>>219587040Has Burt found the most mainstream fame out of any fish? Mizzy might be second.
If you're a white male you're not allowed to support Bashir. We don't like your kind.
>>219586942oh and Landon will kill himself
Can Vimp be redeemed?
There's no way Landon really believed she thought he was attractive right? I mean she's so far out of his league it's embarrasing.
>>219586902^^ this is a bot, not a real person.
>>219587005TRVKE
>>219587043>Sardine tin 3Ay Dios mio
>>219586997so what? i genuinely don't get it. are you supposed to just sit there and let people fuck with you? is that what you guys would do?this reminds me of season 3 how people claimed all the fish were coddled because they kept fighting back against frank and production didn't stop them, when he retreated into the production cave every night to avoid retaliation. so the correct way to handle people fucking with you constantly is just to sit there like a bitch and take it?
>>219586787yes they are muslims
>>219585548Sam couldn't fix TJ in 42
>>219587004All this ruined because landon pushed too far
>>219587080Anon dont you get it, THEY CUDDLED
>>219587043The twins will be fine, I’ll help protect them.
>>219587049The robot is a good bit for bringing in guests. So underutilized, really only JD's GF came on. We should have had ghostpolitics on it weeks ago
>>219586910>Beth
>>219587005Why do you keep spamming this
>>219586763I could understand if he wasn't literally complaining to them about gelatin constantly, the whole point of the bit was to try and make him eat pork.
>>219585827Bashir manipulated the count
Finale is boxing. Drake vs Twins with Wes as their champion
>>219586994>still be the best seasonHow? Genuinely how can you call this the best season? I don’t even hate this season and it’s still only slightly above S4.
>>219587080If he wasn't so retarded or autistic he looks good enough and has the height to get a Vimp easily. He's not ugly.
>>219587049antara is doodoowe should have gotten robo goldstriker
>>219587091He was already morally superior to Sam and the wiggers
>>219587078She is already redeemed?Caused Bashir meltie Hyped Landon giving him confidence to stir shitFunny TTS about the shooting at 4AMLandon crashout over being rejectedContent queen so far
>>219587088Yeah cause defending yourself is aggression
MC
>>219587054Vance's third place prize was to film love on the spectrum
>>219587049Antara-bot is coddled and should have mustard thrown at her at the very least
>>219587049She killed so much potential content
>>219587115>He's not ugly.
>>219586856hello saif.systems
>>219587053>twisting his fingers on the ground and forcing him to wrestleDid she forcibly put her eggs in his hands as well?
>>219587110this would be kino, but Wes is going to get fucking annihilated
>>219586856You're blatantly a mudslime
>>219587080she is so flawed he is pretty much a catch to her
HAAAAAAAAA HEY LITTLE BUDDY
>>219587078Vimp is a good woman. She is sweet, kind, honest, and wholesome. Easily the best woman on the show ever. Bitchtank included.
>>219587123>Hyped Landon giving him confidence to stir shitThis was 90% laura btw. The entire vimp x landon arc was because laura quite literally dragged landon into bed with her
>>219587128he makes me think of a cowboy bebop character, weirdo ginger muslim with gay fashion sense
>>219587078yes, only if she gives landon a little kiss and lets him down gently telling him he will find someone else
>>219586997>He stole her eggs. Ripped them right out of her hands.What is this gaslighting you fat fucking ogre. He had 3 pieces of Candy and Laura went to the Arena to fight him so he wouldn't be able to search>He threw her around the room Woah what the fuck? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRLBOSS MOVIES? YOU MEAN IF I TRY TO FIGHT A MAN... HE MIGHT ACTUALLY PUSH ME BACK? CRAZYWhat was he supposed to do? >YES M'LDAY. HERE ARE ALL MY EGGS MY QUEEN, PLEASE ABUSE ME MOREWhat the fuck is your post even?Imagine simping for this fucking thing
