>Imma finna rock your shit fool! Swing nigga, swing! Bitch ass nigga you going to the morgue bitch imma straight murk ur old bitch ass niggaHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>219584226Here’s how to properly address the problem of a young hooligan threatening to beat you up while you’re on a date with a woman you want to impress.>Grip sides of table hard>hold breath till very red and veins are bulging in your forehead >if the young hooligan is still continuing verbal aggression just continue previous instructions, Hold it tight you’re winning this>Bite your lips hard till they look irritated or even bleed, now the next step is most important>RELEASE GUTTERAL PRIMAL SCREAM OR ANY SOUND IMMEDIATELY WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH HIM DO NOT BLINK, HOLD THIS STATE FOR AT LEAST 30 SECONDS>He will have to back away he has no other choice
>>219584226>glass him with ketchup bottle, continue date as if nothing happened
>>219584226What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
A hot cup of coffee to the face takes the fight out of anybody.
>>219584226
I just strip naked and hit the griddy. What he gonna do to that
